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Episode 057: Glendella Goldberg
What if reaching out to someone while drunk is more revealing than we think? This episode kicks off with us celebrating music releases that have us all buzzing. Flo's new album "All Access Areas" and Mary J. Blige’s “Gratitude” are on repeat, especially the track “Breathing” featuring Fabulous, which takes us right back to Mary’s iconic “411” era. But we don't stop there; as the workweek is cut short due to Veterans Day, humor and nostalgia fill the air as we reminisce about music and college tours, making for some light-hearted and unforgettable exchanges.
From playful banter to heavy-hearted reflections, we navigate the curious implications of those late-night drunken calls and the tragic tale of Darryl Sheriff, highlighting the critical need for safety in dangerous jobs. The conversation quickly shifts gears as we dive into a spirited debate about pudding flavors and get the scoop on Denzel Washington joining Black Panther 3. We’re not just about the serious stuff; we also venture into some hypothetical musings on family approval, financial gain, and what lengths we’d go for a quick buck, all with a dash of humor that only we can deliver.
Amidst unsettling news from Haiti and rising social tensions here at home, we keep it real, touching on celebrity parties, fame, and the curious world of luxury cruises—because who wouldn't want to escape on a floating palace during a tumultuous presidency? As always, we wrap up with our beloved parlay picks for the upcoming NFL games and tackle some fan mail, all while reminding you to check out Mary J. Blige's new album "Gratitude." Tune in to share your thoughts, join the conversation, and keep the laughs rolling!
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Speaker 1:Welcome back to the table. New record from Flo, their new album. All access areas. This is fly. Enjoy your ride to work. Enjoy your ride from work. Enjoy your work day. We hope you enjoy. In the middle of the week it's Hump Day Hump Day. It's released on Hump Day. I know I've watched it a few times this season, but it's all good. We still love y'all. This is Flo S-L-O. Check out their album.
Speaker 3:Oh, by the way.
Speaker 1:Guess who got an album out. Guess who got an album out. Me New Mary J Blige album called Gratitude. I played one of her records earlier called Breathing. This right here is fucking fire. Yeah. That's a bop right there, you'll get that right, we can hang I guess I'm back on the same.
Speaker 2:It's a little unfair, but I'm living like that, oh trust me my feeling on my game.
Speaker 3:It's so cool, I'm so happy and what you chose to do Is find.
Speaker 1:My me Is find my me, baby, and what you chose to do is fine by me. Table for three is in the building. Motherfuckers. It's fine by me, baby. Hello, hello, hello everyone.
Speaker 3:Hi guys, hey Yo Chupi To whoever's writing for Mary right now. Me is killing it.
Speaker 2:Thank you.
Speaker 1:Yo, yeah, she, yeah, she, uh. This album really brings you back almost to 411 times. It just gives you that kind of like information that, yeah, yeah, like she, she's in her bag and I and whatever team that's around her that is getting these records out like it is. Man, keep them coming, because these records crazy, these records crazy. The Breathing record I was playing a couple episodes ago. It got on the album. Fabulous is on it and it's still fire. I don't think it needed Fabulous, but you know whatever, because she bodied it by herself. But you know whatever, because she bodied it by herself. But you know, I like it.
Speaker 3:And that flow song is dope. I've been listening to that for like a while now, yeah.
Speaker 1:It released early November. I'm doing an old man R&B thing. Oh my God, what the hell did you just say?
Speaker 3:Don't, even, don't engage.
Speaker 1:But, yeah, engage me. Oh my god, what the hell did you just say don't, even, don't engage, but yeah, engage me.
Speaker 3:Uh, how was everyone's uh week? We haven't had a week yet. That's true, though like, if you think about it, well, I did it not a full week yet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I haven't had any week. I'm weak in the knees.
Speaker 3:Okay, SWV.
Speaker 1:What. Swv you know what I said? I said it real fast. She was like SWV.
Speaker 2:She was like okay, keep it 100,. Baby SWVs.
Speaker 3:I said STD.
Speaker 2:Was this the short week?
Speaker 1:Yeah, we had a Veterans Day on Monday, yeah.
Speaker 2:It was a short week. Yeah, I actually.
Speaker 3:I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I had Friday and Tuesday off, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2:You had a real, real Short week Week and it made it not A week, it was a good week.
Speaker 3:Oh wow, that's a, that's a plus. You had a real, real short week and it made it not a week. It was a good week.
Speaker 1:Oh, wow, that's a plus. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Yeah, I didn't do much. I also took Tuesday off after the holiday, handled some family business, but other than that, Everybody taking Tuesdays off. Yeah, wow.
Speaker 3:It was a great Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1:Looking forward to the weekend. I got some plans for my son and I. He has to go. We're doing a college tour up to St John's, not only just for the college tour, but for basketball as well. I played there back in 98. No, we're talking about St John's, not his John.
Speaker 3:Wow, your son has a John.
Speaker 1:Wait.
Speaker 3:You said it.
Speaker 1:I didn't mean it for like.
Speaker 2:Praises to your name, Jesus.
Speaker 1:You got the power yeah.
Speaker 2:Thank you, Jesus.
Speaker 3:You got the power. Yeah, Thank you Jesus.
Speaker 1:No, but you know we're going so he can check out the college, see if he is a good fit for him. Where in New York is St John's Queens? Queens, new York? Okay, so it's not too far.
Speaker 3:Want to rumble with the B huh.
Speaker 1:So we got a couple of those coming up, a couple college tours coming up.
Speaker 3:Why you a bee?
Speaker 2:First.
Speaker 1:Just won't work, huh.
Speaker 3:Nope, I'm sorry, jesus, that's what you were saying.
Speaker 1:Raises to your name.
Speaker 2:Jesus, I got the power.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so that's that.
Speaker 3:Why are you humming?
Speaker 1:Why are you humming that?
Speaker 3:wasn't me All right.
Speaker 2:You're a hummer.
Speaker 1:Are you a hummer? Have y'all ever hummed on the dick?
Speaker 3:I've hummed a lot of times on the dick For real. Yeah, it's fun, it's like a little mic. You got your own personal microphone.
Speaker 1:Boy, I got a name I want to say right now, but I'm not going to say it.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, keep humming, you'll get it. Hi, chris, got it.
Speaker 3:That's what I be doing to my husband.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, hi Chris, I believe it and he let you do it.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, like you want to come to my husband. Oh my God, yeah, Like hi Chris, I believe it and he let you do it.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm, like you want to come to my basement, he come to the basement. Wow, living out a fantasy there, huh oh my God, so Submerge you not going to answer what?
Speaker 2:You heard the question. I'm waiting for you.
Speaker 1:What was the question? Have you ever hummed, hummed? What Bible verses on the dick? What's dick.
Speaker 2:First of all. Did I just say Bible verses on the dick, yes you did, oh my God. Which means we need to just move past this, because Nice try.
Speaker 3:A servant of the Lord.
Speaker 1:Like stomp. Stomp. That's some old ass. What was his name? Kirk Franklin? Yeah, old ass, kirk.
Speaker 3:Franklin Lies brother.
Speaker 2:Remember they said one was the dad, one was the brother. We keep moving away from the questions we have already moved past.
Speaker 3:We got to bring it back.
Speaker 2:So have I ever hummed on a penile implant?
Speaker 3:You ever hummed.
Speaker 1:Fuck, is you talking about yo?
Speaker 3:On a vagina, what you thought I was talking about.
Speaker 2:No A. Fava bean no.
Speaker 3:No, you wouldn't. No, why not? Because I'm not about to hum on this shit. No, what the fuck am I humming on this shit, humming, humming humming.
Speaker 1:What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 3:Get up you motorboat, the clip.
Speaker 1:No, you like that shit, doesn't you? Motorboat, your clip, I do.
Speaker 2:Let me find out somebody down there like I love my clip Motorboat it.
Speaker 1:What I don't know.
Speaker 3:Yo Yo.
Speaker 2:Yo, what? So I have a question, question, question, question. If you call somebody while you are drunk, does that mean they like you? I mean that you like them.
Speaker 1:Yes, there's something there, because if you really despise the person drunk, being drunk, is the the honest expression of what you really want to say and do because your inhibitions are lowered, and so you lower your panties, wow oh hummer he dropped his panties that's true um no, yeah, I think you you got some type of feeling there, yeah so, but it doesn't.
Speaker 3:Does it give like a context of what you're texting or it doesn't matter, I'm assuming it's like a drunk text.
Speaker 1:Right, it was a drunk text or a drunk phone call. Mm-hmm, a drunk call, yeah, like you know what I mean, either you're going to.
Speaker 3:I took it as like you drunk and you call him like oh my God, I want to fuck you so bad. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:That's a drunk call.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but if you're doing that, then you must still like the person.
Speaker 3:Or you're just interested to see how your sex game is.
Speaker 1:You like them enough to get their sex you want to see what it's like, you're intrigued. Again Is it an ex or anybody?
Speaker 3:No, it's just anybody. So even if it's a person you met and You're intrigued, yeah.
Speaker 2:But if it's somebody that like say, somebody you just met, or whatever, and yeah, yeah, but if it's somebody that like say somebody you just met or whatever, and then you go out, like say you go out with your girls or something and y'all get drunk and then you drunk call them you just met them. That's not a little creepy to drunk call them you drunk, why would it be creepy?
Speaker 1:I've had plenty of those phone calls.
Speaker 3:That would be an excuse. I've done it before.
Speaker 1:I've had plenty of those phone calls. Yeah, that would be an excuse. I've done it before. I've had plenty of those phone calls.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've drunk texted like I mean drunk called like people, that like. I knew, know and have like rapport with, but not just somebody that I just met and I'm like I really like you.
Speaker 1:I met somebody from Utah within a week. Like with, like everyone, every day.
Speaker 3:So that's what I mean. Like you've talked a couple times, Not like I just mentioned.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what it sounded like when you had just put that in and I'm like that's kind of weird.
Speaker 1:We didn't talk a couple days. I'm done with you because we already know how you are that same day, Clearly every episode you let us know it was like Craig David, but it was like first day I met her second day. It was fucking. I don't know what happens the rest of the seven days, but it was just fucking from there. And then I sent her back to Utah.
Speaker 2:No. Then you woke up and was like how was your week? How was your week, kid.
Speaker 3:Met her on Tuesday.
Speaker 2:Don't do Craig like that. Don't do Craig like that. Don't do Craig like that.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Craig Brown. It's.
Speaker 2:Craig Brown Craig.
Speaker 3:David.
Speaker 2:That's his real name, craig Brown. It was back then, I bet.
Speaker 3:Hey yo.
Speaker 1:I bet.
Speaker 3:Craig, yo, I bet Craig Brown Yo. Nope, that was funny, all right.
Speaker 2:That was good. So, 41-year-old Darryl Sheriff, what noise was that? I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'm just here, don't try to put that on me.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 3:You tried it.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? But?
Speaker 3:you ain't got no pearls what you got you.
Speaker 2:Hit dogs, holler no.
Speaker 3:Nice try, though Still humming. Ooh, I'm always hum.
Speaker 1:Can we get what's the topic? I tried.
Speaker 3:I'm waiting for Orlando To get it together, oh shit. Okay, brittany, oh my, I tried, I went for Orlando to get it together, oh shit.
Speaker 2:Okay, brittany, oh my God, All them spears, I'm not doing that?
Speaker 3:Hey, yo so 41-year-old Daryl.
Speaker 2:He is a private contractor um and well, actually he was sorry um oh he tragically lost his life. He must have died.
Speaker 1:He was buried under hot asphalt no, no, I thought I thought you stopped that hot ass. This dude died under hot ass. Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Not recipe shit in orbit. It was reported that. So it was reported that um, his dump truck had mechanical issues and he went to um aj materials to pick up supplies and evidently he tried to fix the. Um the dump, he tried to fix the dump truck, he tried to fix the dump truck and the he ended up unloading the hot materials onto him and so he was ended up getting buried under a truck. Are you picking these words?
Speaker 1:Like unloading and ass-fucking. What?
Speaker 3:kind of night did you have?
Speaker 2:You should ask about my morning. Oh, okay, so yeah, unfortunately he he lost his life.
Speaker 1:He couldn't dig his way out of the asphalt.
Speaker 3:It was hot. It was hot asphalt. It was melting.
Speaker 1:How hot? Well, hot enough to kill you, I guess yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Did he melt?
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:His skin probably got Like third degree burns or first degree, it burned off I mean you imagine like how hot that yeah, and how much is coming out of a fucking dump truck. So he's trying to fix the truck and it, it, just it. It had to lift up first before it dumps it out, because if it's flat on a flatbed, so I don't know what the mechanical issue was with the truck and if somehow it was stuck in a certain position or something, because if you got to watch it go up, you have time to get out the way. You always blaming the victim Maybe?
Speaker 3:he wasn't watching it go up. He probably was still working on the thing.
Speaker 1:Even if you got five senses, you can hear the damn thing go.
Speaker 2:What if the mechanical issue was that it didn't make no noise?
Speaker 1:You can't see it.
Speaker 2:Maybe he was a blind dump truck driver.
Speaker 3:Why is you blaming him for his?
Speaker 1:Thoughts and prayers to you, man. Maybe I was gonna say next time, but never mind, this is wrong, this is all wrong.
Speaker 3:He's somebody's driveway now.
Speaker 2:And this is where I hum.
Speaker 3:And. I pray, I'm sorry, I take that back.
Speaker 1:I pray. Oh shit. Y'all ever watch Motherfucking From you? Ever seen that show From Yo? There's an episode when the dude Goes to the tree. Y'all ever watch motherfucking From you? Ever seen that show From Mm-hmm Yo, there's an episode where the dude goes to the tree In the pool and he gets stuck in a pool. You just call a dude.
Speaker 3:I didn't.
Speaker 2:Horrible.
Speaker 1:Rest in peace. Be careful with those dump trucks and asphalt.
Speaker 2:You just can't help it.
Speaker 1:I mean you know, anytime you work you want to be, you know, safety's first. So I guess he was just like it's just asphalt. That's a double entendre no, we got it.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, what's next. I don't want to continue come to my window. I'll be home. So let's congratulate Chris Brown, let's move on. Chris Brown has surpassed 114.5 million RIAA certified digital single sales as a lead artist in the US, tying him with Beyonce. Congratulations, chris Brown.
Speaker 1:Artist in the US tying him with Beyonce. Beyonce, Congratulations, chris Brown. You deserve it, absolutely. Congratulations. I think that's awesome. Y'all don't give this man his flowers, y'all you know what?
Speaker 3:At this point, he don't even have to fight for them fucking flowers, because the proof is in the pudding and this man is still striving and making his money. Huh, chocolate.
Speaker 1:Banana pudding.
Speaker 3:That is nasty, you don't like chocolate pudding.
Speaker 1:Shit.
Speaker 3:Hmm, you don't like chocolate pudding.
Speaker 2:That's not my first flavor. What?
Speaker 1:the fuck is up with y'all and these damn noises.
Speaker 2:You sounded like.
Speaker 1:Kirby, and she sounded like Sir Licks-a-Lot.
Speaker 2:I like butterscotcha-Lot. I like butterscotch. I don't think.
Speaker 3:I've ever had that.
Speaker 2:Really, you never had butterscotch. You never had butterscotch.
Speaker 1:You is a goddamn lie. All them grandmothers you had.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, she's a grandmother herself.
Speaker 3:Wow, you sound real jealous.
Speaker 1:Everybody has like four grandmothers, Do you Really Not four?
Speaker 2:two, at least two. How many moms You're not my mom, all my family's blended. I got so many. You really never had butterscotch.
Speaker 3:I've never had that.
Speaker 2:Did you only have pudding out of the little cups or did, like your mom, make like homemade pudding? My mom always made homemade pudding.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and she never made like Buttersc, no, she only made chocolate it was chocolate and tapioca tapioca. I love tapioca. You had tapioca before you had butterscotch that's my favorite pudding yo.
Speaker 3:What the fuck, oh negra she had rice pudding before she had well, I would have thought you would have had rice pudding before anything.
Speaker 1:No, that is a negative, the fuck I don't eat everything from the island but not tapioca y'all don't like tapioca pudding.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know that existed that shit is delicious tapioca pudding it's not nasty, it's just you know how you don't like the word whopper. Yes, tapioca pudding.
Speaker 1:It's not nasty, it's just Is there a prior taste.
Speaker 2:You know how you don't like the word whopper. Yes, tapioca does something to me.
Speaker 3:You know what's so crazy, though? Like it took a while for me to eat it. My mom used to always play around and be like, oh, it's fish eggs. That's so nasty, because it looked like it do look like that. It's not the most appealing thing to eat, it's not, but it's banging to me. You tear that shit up. I love it.
Speaker 2:And then it come out the same way, yep, just chocolate and tapioca swirl together. That's delicious, and you put it back in your little Dixie cup and eat it again.
Speaker 3:Hey, speaking of food what he's about to say. Speaking of Dixie cup. Speaking of Dixie.
Speaker 1:Thanksgiving is around the corner.
Speaker 3:It is reminding me of the fucking post you put out.
Speaker 1:Are we going to try to do something special this year for Thanksgiving? Bring in like a live thing for the people? We ain't doing it.
Speaker 3:Man, we tried that shit last year.
Speaker 1:That shit did not work.
Speaker 3:It did not turn out. Great Motherfuckers like get out of my face.
Speaker 1:I'm eating.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Fucking unruly ass people. You should have went around and gave them tapioca pudding. Yeah, they probably opened up.
Speaker 3:They would have ate it.
Speaker 1:Shit it all over you.
Speaker 3:You gotta try butterscotch, it just don't sound appealing. Why would a tapioca.
Speaker 2:I just don't even want to further this conversation. You know what it is, because I really don't like butterscotch, like that You've had butterscotch.
Speaker 3:before I've had butterscotch, but I don't like it. I don't care for the little words and all that.
Speaker 2:Butterscotch never.
Speaker 3:Would you just go?
Speaker 2:No, I never tried that you never go for it.
Speaker 3:Oh my.
Speaker 1:Yo, I quoted a movie, so that's not on me. No, no, I quoted a movie.
Speaker 3:He ain't going to bring it back, right, I'm just going to re-quote the quote of the movie, it's a fucking quote.
Speaker 1:Give me that, goddamn mic Tapioca, huh, all right.
Speaker 3:Y'all some haters about the tapioca.
Speaker 2:Some exciting news for you. Nene Denzel Washington has revealed that he will have a role in Black Panther 3. Woohoo, so Black Panther 3 is currently in the works and it's going to feature the legendary Denzel Washington. He shared his news in a recent interview because he was promoting his new film, gladiator 2.
Speaker 3:You're not my dad. Oh, okay, I liked.
Speaker 2:Gladiator 2. You're not my dad, oh dang, I liked Gladiator the first one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Russell Crowe let himself go. God damn.
Speaker 3:You know who else did too. The dude in the Mummy, that guy, oh, brandon Frazier.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, that guy looks crazy. He looked like tapioca pudding. Yeah, frazier, jesus Christ, he looks crazy.
Speaker 2:He look like Tapioca pudding. He does, absolutely does. He looks like what Tapioca? No, someone said what does tapioca pudding Look like that?
Speaker 3:is not what, fucking tapioca pudding, you put up a picture Of current Brandon Don't do that To tapioca pudding.
Speaker 2:That is crazy. That's fucking Tapioca pudding. Get the fuck out of here. You been eating the fuck out of Brendan Fraser all your life. He tastes damn good. You hummed on him. Did you just make that noise I did, oh my God. Anyway, jerry Black Panther 3.
Speaker 3:I wonder what role he gonna play the mother and you?
Speaker 2:know what's so funny.
Speaker 3:I did think that when I read that I was like oh, he gonna take Angela Bassett and play Yo.
Speaker 1:He gonna have her dress. Y'all what accent they gonna have him do.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, if he come out With an African accent, I will lose my shirt. He gonna come out With that accent.
Speaker 2:That Will and um and his son had In that damn movie Fucking Earth, earth, earth, that whack ass accent.
Speaker 3:Yo can you imagine he be like. I guarantee it.
Speaker 1:Yo, with the finger whack, that's a mess. Yo, I just envisioned that whole shit. I guarantee it. Yo, holy, that's a mess. Yeah, I just envisioned that whole shit.
Speaker 2:I gotta do it but he said that he doesn't have that many more films to do and he's going to be retiring soon. But um black panther 3 and gladiator 2 are two of the films that he is working on. He said anything else he does going forward, he only wants to work with the best and there's not many more that he's willing to um do I hear that so he know what the fuck he's saying.
Speaker 1:All those who read between them lines yep, understood denzel well, yeah, um, I I kind of want to see Gladiator 2, but I want to see the direction they went with it after one, because one was a really good one and it really should have stopped there. But I'm going to support Denzel.
Speaker 2:Why are you laughing?
Speaker 3:Nope, why you laughing nope? So when's the last time you guys been to play the fitness last?
Speaker 1:week. God damn why y'all looking at me like that. I mean, I've been paying for it, so you know what I go whenever the fuck I feel like it. Hey, absolutely.
Speaker 2:Absolutely.
Speaker 3:Yo, I spent like probably two years paying fucking Planet Fitness and for those two years I never fucking showed up to the gym.
Speaker 2:Oh, don't check my bank account.
Speaker 1:Yo, why do people do that shit?
Speaker 2:It becomes an afterthought at some point. But then sometimes it's like no, I'm not going to cancel it because I am going to go. And then life just takes off. Wow, judgmental much.
Speaker 3:Yes, this is coming from somebody who went last week.
Speaker 1:I've gone last week by a.
Speaker 2:How many times would you say you went to the gym this year?
Speaker 1:This year. Uh-huh like three months in a row. Three months in a row, I think it was after that whole no, was that last year? And then basketball season started and I didn't go back. So last week last year.
Speaker 3:And you've been paying for it. No, I canceled it, not the last week. Last year I canceled it. I mean it last year, I canceled it.
Speaker 1:I mean it's only $24. I think the thing is where people were like well, it's only $24 or $19 or $20. It doesn't really make a difference.
Speaker 3:So they hit you with that $40. Especially the way that they make you have to cancel it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you got to go through it.
Speaker 3:You got to come in person and all that shit. That's that tapioca pudding. We're not going to talk about how you messed up trying to say Denzel's name.
Speaker 1:Why didn't you? Because I didn't catch it. I didn't either.
Speaker 3:I did. That's why I was laughing. He stuttered it.
Speaker 1:So you're making fun of my speech impediment? Yep, oh no.
Speaker 3:Fake news. Fake news.
Speaker 1:Oh no, you never go full Well when you Speak your piece. This is a podcast, go ahead, that's it. You know what we're going to have to do? Like an R-rated, don't give a fuck podcast and just say's say, let's say you know what we gonna have to do? Like a r-rated, don't give a fuck podcast and just say whatever that's this one yeah, it is, isn't it?
Speaker 1:yeah, no, well, yeah, but I'm gonna edit all that shit out, so I should keep it all in. We say that every episode. Yeah, I know, because I I did haul off a bunch of Mexican shit last.
Speaker 2:And you just let them know you did it. So now they're going to.
Speaker 1:Well, I love Mexican food.
Speaker 3:We fall down. And we get up, we fall down.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 3:Well, so man founded Planet Fitness. He died In a tanning bed and he was in there For three days. Lord have mercy.
Speaker 1:What the I thought he was Talking about they bill and cycle and shit they talk. He was in the this the thing for three days.
Speaker 3:He was in the. Why motherfuckers Don't?
Speaker 1:Wait, that just tells me no employee days. He was in the bed. Wait, that just tells me no employee from planet fitness actually going there and cleans it don't even check on shit, so it's just like you walk in the bike.
Speaker 3:Yeah, turn that on, and then they just let you go.
Speaker 1:They got melted juice balls all over the bitch.
Speaker 2:Disgusting because nobody want to check the shit like you're supposed to go in there and clean shit every day that goes to show you that ain't nobody using the fucking tanning beds At Planet Fitness, because I know Did no one coming in and out of the place to.
Speaker 1:Cause there's usually black twos in there, so they don't need to tan.
Speaker 3:They ain't smell fried chicken.
Speaker 2:Wait.
Speaker 1:Wait, we're not Using the tanning bed, so we wouldn't smell it. Wait, oh, the white meat. Oh, we're not using the tanning bed, so we wouldn't smell it. Wait, oh, the white meat.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 3:Moving on. I'm not even going to. This is going off the rails. This is so off the rails. Should I even finish? I don't, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God, oh God, what happened? That was you. That was you. We fall down and we get up.
Speaker 3:Sure wake up oh my God. What are we doing here?
Speaker 2:What exactly happened with the?
Speaker 1:Well, he died in the tainter bed for three days, so it was like Not, he died for three days, I mean he was dead for three days.
Speaker 3:Authorities identified the man as 39-year-old Derek Sink after the tragic discovery on Monday November 11th. According to people, Sink entered the tanning bed on Friday November 8th and his family filed a missing persons report on Sunday November 10th. Not, they waited two days, God damn Well. Do they tell you to wait 48 hours when you go to the police station? True four, it's 24? Oh, okay, when he didn't return home. After the Indianapolis Metro Police arrived at the Planet Fitness gym, they found Sink's body in the tanning True four, it's the tanning. Oh, he probably was high. So family members mentioned that he had struggled With substance abuse issues. Okay, so he was on crack. Authorities reported that a needle was found In the room where he was. He was on heroin.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's not funny.
Speaker 3:The cause of death Hasn't been determined yet.
Speaker 1:Listen, listen, listen, conspiracy.
Speaker 3:No, it can't be never mind this bitch had an ankle monitor too. How the fuck y'all didn't find?
Speaker 2:him because he was in the same place, so they already knew he was supposed to be.
Speaker 3:I'm about to go so it didn't flagged online. It says syncs. Ankle monitor provided additional information about his movements, confirming that he did not leave the gym after entering the tanning area.
Speaker 1:Yeah, after day one, y'all was like yo, why is he still in there? No, really, Overnight.
Speaker 3:First of all, no, seriously, because if you've got an ankle monitor, you're supposed to go back home at a certain time, right, hey yo?
Speaker 1:Something's up yo, the police ain't come get him. He's a key witness and they it was like somebody had to remove him off the yeah hey yo fake news, fake news oh my god, poor thing.
Speaker 2:So spirit airlines flight was hit by gunfire yo I seen that to land in haiti. Haiti yo, they shot that shit up so you know, haiti has been being overrun by like damn gangs and shit and people just they just are acting crazy. They have like canceled like travel Yep Over there the cruises. One of the last cruises I went on, what was it last?
Speaker 1:I thought it was shooting Last year.
Speaker 3:You gotta warn a motherfucker sometimes.
Speaker 2:You didn't warn nobody when I I just emptied out my tapioca pudding well, I don't fly spirit, so but that's why you don't. So spirit flight 951 was struck by bullets several times and was forced to land in the dominican republic instead of its original um destination of port-au-prince, haiti. Um, I guess this isn't even like the first time that um flights have been like shot at, like people are just like nobody's coming over here, yeah, like, and I guess the the prime minister um had just recently.
Speaker 3:He needs a new job.
Speaker 2:Was just recently fired, oh.
Speaker 1:So, yes, he needs a new job, but prayers for Haiti, no seriously On the news they were saying something like all the like the help that America or there's like foundations that helps Haiti and shit Like all of that is getting shut down or taking advantage of by the same gangsters Like this. Shit is crazy. What's happening over there. Yeah, it is like it's a. Yeah, you think it's like just held to katie, but it's affecting a lot of motherfucking things right that's around.
Speaker 1:So yeah, I mean, stay safe out there, man, and you think how easy it is for a country to lose control for real, like imagine, yeah, and we're gonna be there soon and like yeah I don't know, it's just kind of we're gonna all have to talk to like white clef to see how he's doing how he does, he's gonna take our call like hey, white clef, how you, how you holding up over there, how you get through it he was was like someone call 911. Because I'm going to November Yo.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so prayers up.
Speaker 3:Stay safe over there. Yeah, these people are going going crazy, just like over here, with the, the masked people going into their Ian Frank masked people, the masked, you know, nazis, neo-nazis, waving their little Nazi flags at the Diary of Ian Frank performance oh really.
Speaker 2:And it begins it was at.
Speaker 3:Michigan yep in Michigan the. And it begins. What was that? Michigan Yep In Michigan? The Fowlerville Community Theater there it is.
Speaker 1:Can't talk there it is.
Speaker 3:Like it's a video and you just see them with their masks. It's crazy. There's so much hate, it is and they, they just been waiting for this moment I feel like no, you don't think that would have happened if he didn't get in office.
Speaker 1:You think it would have been worse if he didn't get out, because I think it was going to happen either way. Now it's just more out there and they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:I don't think it would've been as bad as I mean. I understand, I get what you're saying, yeah, I agree, but I don't think they would've been that out open, out in the open because, now they feel like they have a backing.
Speaker 1:Right. Did you see who he?
Speaker 2:this motherfucker picked for yo hey, yo elon.
Speaker 1:They is gearing up to start changing everything. The future, yeah, there will be no future. Yo, not for us, it's for only the like, all it seems like, just for the elite. Like, god damn, this shit is about to be crazy. This, this shit is worrisome, I'm glad I'm an elite. A part of your body can't just be the elite.
Speaker 3:I was about to say the same thing. I'm like elite, bottom is not the same. Yo, for real.
Speaker 2:I beg to differ.
Speaker 3:Like you just keep upgrading. You went from a power and now you're elite. Well, you're supposed to be, and with every upgrade comes other amenities, amenities I'm just curious what's the amenity you have to?
Speaker 2:be elite in order to have access to that.
Speaker 3:It's a secret society, all we ask is to write.
Speaker 2:So Whoopi Goldberg still got lusty loins, whoopi.
Speaker 1:Her name is Whoopi. I would think she always had lusty loins.
Speaker 3:I don't think that's her real name. I love.
Speaker 1:Whoopi Goldberg.
Speaker 3:That's not her real name, though. Right, I thought her name was something like her real name was something else. It is.
Speaker 1:Like Glendella. The fuck you get Glendella from.
Speaker 2:Glendella Goldberg.
Speaker 3:That just caught me, so off guard.
Speaker 2:Why is her?
Speaker 3:name Glendella Goldberg Fucking Glendella. Why is it name Glendella Goldberg Fucking Glendella? Why is it Whoopi.
Speaker 2:No, her real name is actually Karen Elaine Dunn, that's right Karen.
Speaker 1:I knew it was something in his face. I gave her the blackest name ever and she heard Karen.
Speaker 2:But why is her?
Speaker 3:name Glendale, glendale, goldberg but she said yo she crazy.
Speaker 2:I just realized she gave herself a. Jewish last name because she wanted to be more accepted. She said that she likes to be eaten from time to time. Um a whoopee whopper did you see that somebody is calling her that?
Speaker 1:for real? No, I didn't.
Speaker 2:I just made that shit up at the spot somebody in the comments said ain't nobody eating a whoopie whopper?
Speaker 1:Oh, shit, I never Yo, I just made that shit up For real.
Speaker 2:I mean I give it to her. I mean, why can't she still enjoy Everybody, no matter what age she be in, the fruits of her labor? Absolutely.
Speaker 1:You think you still be fucking at like 70? Yep.
Speaker 2:I don't do it now, so I don't really know how to answer that question, I bullshit. I am a celibate virgin.
Speaker 3:I watched your sex tape just like. I watch Mimi's.
Speaker 2:Who's Mimi's Mimi from Love and Hip Hop.
Speaker 1:She got a sex tape.
Speaker 2:Yeah, her and Stevie. Oh, it came out of. No it's with that other dude.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1:I forgot it wasn't Stevie Was she trying to do that shit On the shower pole yeah.
Speaker 2:They came, they died.
Speaker 3:That shit was fun.
Speaker 2:But go get them whoop and let them come get you. Hell yeah, let them get all that tapioca pudding.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, get that snappy nappy.
Speaker 2:Nigga, I don't see anything wrong, Like a lot of people was, like you're old and yada yada.
Speaker 3:But that's just people. That's stupid.
Speaker 1:Anybody who's saying that shit is going to be the same age, still fucking too, they hope, yeah, they hope for real.
Speaker 3:They probably not getting that. Now they mad at her. That's probably what it is.
Speaker 1:Whoopi getting some Whoopi. Would you eat a Whoopi Whopper? Hell yeah.
Speaker 3:His top lip going to have All that cream pie that is nasty, I'm going to grab him by one of those.
Speaker 2:Old ass dreads Shit going to have all that cream pie. That is nasty. I'm going to grab him by one of those old ass dreads Shit going to fall out and I'm going to beat him with it.
Speaker 3:It's going to turn to dust. You hear me? He's going to have all that mallow on his mouth, not?
Speaker 2:mallow what the fuck.
Speaker 1:I'll beat him with one of her dreads that fell out. That's going to turn to dust.
Speaker 2:Yeah, give her some of that. I feel like you are envisioning this.
Speaker 1:Naboo on her foot. Naboo, you had a crush on Whoopi. He did, always had a crush on Whoopi.
Speaker 2:Really that look like your type.
Speaker 1:I forgot it.
Speaker 2:He look like he make her wear that nun outfit and he call her sister Mary Clem.
Speaker 1:She look like holly, she look like whoopee. Get out of here. Shout out to my nigga.
Speaker 2:Oh man, it's merch.
Speaker 3:Fucking whoopee pie Whoopee. Oh man, that's some merch. It is Fucking whoopie pie Whoopie. So I told y'all motherfuckers that this nigga can see. He's been seeing all his life.
Speaker 1:You seen whoopies?
Speaker 3:He probably did, mm-hmm. Carmelo Anthony says Stevie Wonder told him I love watching you play while meeting him during the All-Star weekend. Holy shit. Now I believe it because, remember, did y'all watch the we?
Speaker 1:Are the World documentary.
Speaker 3:And Stevie Wonder showed Ray Charles where the bathroom was.
Speaker 2:That's only because he has been there before. Uh, uh, you know the steps. Uh, uh, you know. It's like when I'm at home, I know my house so much that like I don't have to turn on lights, like in the middle of the night, and I can just like find my way to the bathroom and stuff.
Speaker 1:I think that's what it was.
Speaker 2:I think that's what it was so how?
Speaker 1:How did he watch Carmelo Anthony play?
Speaker 2:What Vibrations. He put his ear to the floor. Good crossover Right, Carmelo. He was like foul. He thought a foul before the damn right. He had braille on the floor.
Speaker 1:Nigga, nigga smelt the last second shot.
Speaker 2:I mean, how does he like play?
Speaker 3:you know the piano. There's braille on the piano it's hearing.
Speaker 1:You can hear the notes see, he heard Carmella.
Speaker 3:I bet he did he heard La La and thought it was Carmella he smoked no.
Speaker 2:I stopped.
Speaker 1:I would, I would love to.
Speaker 3:I don't care what y'all say, I believe that, stevie you have been saying that for years.
Speaker 2:I know you have been saying that for years.
Speaker 3:I am not changing that. I think Stevie can see what would be?
Speaker 1:his blind doesn't mean all the way blind. He could have like slight blindness to make him fucking blind, where you could see a little bit. He real life doesn't mean all the way, but he could have like slight blindness to make him fucking blind, where you could see a little bit he real life daredevil you know I mean because some people are like completely blind, but there's, there's blindness where you're not completely like you have some type of vision, is like he was I thought he was born blind.
Speaker 1:Right, I thought that was ray charles who was no ray charles is the one who lost his eyesight.
Speaker 3:I thought Stevie lost it. No, stevie, I thought, was born blind, you sure.
Speaker 1:You know how they concoct stories. That was a whole part of marketing scheme. They had.
Speaker 3:I promise you Listen, because he came into the game young and they was like why you got them shades on and he felt stupid and they was like why you got them shades on and he felt stupid and he was like I can't see.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, yo, that's my theory. Yeah, and he's been playing it off like that.
Speaker 3:Ever since.
Speaker 1:And only the real elites and like the marketing Sean.
Speaker 3:No, the truth.
Speaker 1:Sean in his own world.
Speaker 3:He looking up to see if he was blind born. Did I say blind born yeah?
Speaker 2:he wasn't born blind. He went blind when he was a baby Blind born.
Speaker 3:I really said that that's crazy.
Speaker 2:He was born premature and the oxygen from the incubator worsened the blood vessels in the back of his eyes, not the hospital tried to kill the baby. No, because he had a condition.
Speaker 1:And that was probably 1950-something, so they didn't care about black babies. Yeah, I'm off the rails today. Yeah, what the fuck I'm on.
Speaker 2:So would you guys go on a luxury cruise line that's offering a four-year world voyage to escape Donald Trump's?
Speaker 3:presidency, oh hell yeah.
Speaker 2:So there's a luxury cruise line that's offering different packages, actually, but one of them is a four-year world voyage to escape the incoming Donald Trump presidency. To escape the incoming Donald Trump presidency. Several celebrities, and regular people too, have already started looking at options for the next four years, like where else in the world they can live and escape to, based on this new turn of events.
Speaker 1:They now know, the rest of the world is probably in war too.
Speaker 3:Listen, it sounds like a setup to me. It's a new age slave ship. Instead of them kidnapping you, you go free will? You've got to volunteer to be a slave somewhere Free willily going on a fucking ship.
Speaker 2:So the cruise line is going to dock at 425 different ports across 140 countries, and the wonderful opportunity starts at a mere $40,000 for one person and $320,000 for double occupancy. The trips are all-inclusive, meaning all food and drinks, alcohol included at dinner, wi-fi access, medical appointments all of that is all included. Laundry services are done for you, housekeeping costs all that stuff is um included, you know what I do, it if I work from home and I could work on the boat with free wi-fi? Yeah, because that a year.
Speaker 1:If it's 40 000 a year, that's, it's $40,000 a year. That's cheaper than living in a fucking apartment right now. And so I'm like, yeah, and you're just traveling too, yeah, and I don't have to be in the office. Fuck yeah, I'll take that in a heartbeat and you don't got to worry about what the hell going on over here, I'll take that in a heartbeat. I'd never get off the fucking boat either. I probably would take it too, just depending on what country we dock at.
Speaker 2:Yeah because you don't have to get off the boat. If you don't want to get off the boat, I ain't getting off the motherfucking boat, and I doubt they go in Haiti, so you ain't got to worry about getting shot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but being on the water that long, mm-hmm, I don't know. I wouldn't mind it, though I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2:It's crazy. I'd do it in a heartbeat, Having done so many cruises. You don't know you want to water. Yeah, mm-hmm, I'd do it in a heartbeat, mm no she want to be here in battle the forces of evil but our powers combine you get on my nerves, alright, but it's shit heartbeat. Sign me up. I mean, how do you sign up for that?
Speaker 1:you book the cruise, all right, but it's shit, heartbeat. Sign me up. I mean, how do you sign up for that? You book the cruise. Oh shit, I'll do it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you would book it, like you would book a normal cruise vacation.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'd do it. I might consider that shit. I mean, why the fuck not Fuck my kids? No sir, I'm just playing. I mean, why the fuck not Fuck my kids? No sir, I'm just playing. I'm just playing. It's Friday and I don't care. So did you guys see Get out of here.
Speaker 2:Did you guys see Ray J? He had done an interview with Pastor Jamal Bryant where he spoke about some things um, what do you speak about with his life, what's that? And he then recently came out and did a video pretty much threatening pastor Jamal Bryant, um, telling him he better not release that, the stuff that he said in the video. He then later came out and apologized. I don't know if he was on something, I don't know, but he seems like he's struggling with a lot, because now Ray J yeah, they've showed the interview where he speaks about how he wanted to take his own life, how he attempted at one point in time, and that if he really came out and started speaking some of his truth, of the things that have happened to him, that there are very powerful people that will be out to kill him and that you know he said that there are bad people who have been controlling him and will be out to kill him if he speaks the truth.
Speaker 1:Anybody in the industry since the dawn of hip hop has done some shit. I mean, you can't, you can't all that power for so many years. Like you knew some shit was going on and you know they wasn't getting caught.
Speaker 2:So I'm sure I'm sure what he's saying is true, but at the same time he was probably indulging in that shit and doing some shit himself, absolutely, him so freaking newly and I feel like all the first thing I thought about because actually I had watched some of the video of him um, and all I thought about was whitney houston and ray j was there with whitney and that and and then hearing him speak and I'm like I don't know. So many things just started floating through my mind. You got a theory, just the power in the entertainment industry and who's controlling shit.
Speaker 1:Whitney got a little piece of him they were dating they were dating.
Speaker 2:They were, yeah, they were dating. They were, yeah, they were dating.
Speaker 1:They were dating for a minute. How old was he?
Speaker 3:You know him.
Speaker 1:When Whitney died.
Speaker 3:She snatched it up. She was a cougar.
Speaker 1:Oh wow, she wanted to dance with somebody.
Speaker 3:But that whole. Whitney danced with a few bodies.
Speaker 2:But Whitney's whole death was just, you know, because Whitney was doing drugs.
Speaker 3:That's her daughter.
Speaker 2:It was very easily excused by drug use. That's questionable man, but it was very questionable and Ray J was there.
Speaker 3:Especially she passing out notes to Brandy and Monica before before dying.
Speaker 2:And I just felt like him coming out and now finally saying like no, there's.
Speaker 1:Yo, you could imagine the type of stories most of the motherfuckers have, of course you know, so I also, Sometimes it's hard for me to trust the shit that comes out of Ray J.
Speaker 3:Oh no, absolutely.
Speaker 2:And then sometimes you don't know when he's actually on something.
Speaker 3:Right, because it's like it's always the timing for me, like how this interview is now out and with everything that's happening, it's just like the timing for me is weird, so it's just like I don't know and he's definitely a uh, what is it?
Speaker 1:engine seeker yeah, he.
Speaker 3:He has to put himself in something to make him very relevant.
Speaker 2:Yes, I will.
Speaker 3:So that's why it's like he may be telling some truth in what he's saying. But if he had one wish, why are you like you was all one today?
Speaker 2:then I started thinking the other way and I'm like, okay, with all of this stuff that's going down with Diddy and we all know that Ray J was there during certain things, saw certain things. May have participated in certain things you know he participated. He's been coming out doing interviews talking about certain things. May have participated in certain things you know he's been coming out doing interviews talking about certain things um, but could he be doing this now? Like, oh, I've been being controlled by these powerful people for all these years and I'm just really afraid, as a sort of like, let me get ahead of whatever might come out about me now because shit's about to hit the fan. So let me put it out there that I'm the victim before the shit come out.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Or is he really just like oh my God, guys, it's a cry for help now Like, ok, shit's been real.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say I think it's a bit of both. Just off of the strength of watching how he operates, just the visual of it, because, because you know, I don't know fucking Ray J for nothing, but the visual of his stuff it just maybe you mean the sex tape with Kim K no oh maybe like you put yourself in his shoes.
Speaker 1:you would want to try to spin the narrative before anything comes out about you, so that you can at least have a defense. At the same time, it also seems like you're kind of trying to hide behind, because it's Ray J. So you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. Dog it's whatever.
Speaker 3:It is what it is. Yeah, but it's like who would you rather have the backlash from, though? Would you rather have the blacklash, the backlash from the media, like, as far as like people on social media, the trolls and everybody who's watching and their you know, the fake reporters, fake news yeah, fake news or who he's trying to talk about.
Speaker 1:Yo, I don't know. It's so crazy what the court of public opinion can do to somebody. So some would say you know why would you even come out and start doing this shit?
Speaker 3:and did someone say why you ain't saying nothing? Right it's?
Speaker 1:only be. It's you got to choose your damnation at sort of, with lack of better term, it's because you're trying to get ahead of it. Then you got got the court of public opinion saying, well, at least he and you got. The other half of people were like, nah, nigga what you? You know what I'm saying, so there's nothing he can really do. The crazy thing, is so just talk, do what you're doing.
Speaker 3:Stop putting yourselves in these situations, where.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but that's hard to say too, like because we're not in that lifestyle that they are. So I would say, certain things demand certain things like to in order you have brands, you gotta if you're successful right you have endorsements.
Speaker 1:You got people that is putting money behind you so you can promote them. So you are kind of a puppet to the, to the machine, right. So in order to make sure you're relevant enough ongoing to get keep getting the ad dollars and the you know sponsorship dollars and the, the budget from these big companies, you have to kind of keep yourself relevant. So then you have to put yourself in places that you don't really want to put yourself into. But in that party there's a person that you need to talk to because he got the connection to this, to this, to that. So all that networking shit it's going to backfire because now that that party turns into a ditty party and everybody's in oil, and now you, now you sliding on the floor trying to get a network thing going on.
Speaker 2:And now you know, now you know I'm saying so I I wonder if we had a safe thought go ahead I don't agree with you with that to a point Because, yes, I agree Absolutely, but there are so many celebrities and powerful people that would attend those parties, so say like a Diddy party. And then 12 o'clock hit.
Speaker 3:They knew that it was now going to turn into that and they were like thanks so much, guys.
Speaker 2:I made my connections. I'm going to have a good night. You enjoy yours. And they didn't stay and participate in the extra shit.
Speaker 1:That's the fork in the road, right yeah.
Speaker 3:So if he decided to stay and get lubed up, then that's what you told him and that's my thing I feel like, if you go.
Speaker 1:That's why he came out with wait a minute. They started sliding his. He was like well, wait a minute, wait a minute, let me see that butthole. Wait a minute, no, no. And then he came out with one wish like he wished it never happened.
Speaker 3:He said let me see that butthole.
Speaker 2:You know, I don't even know where the fuck I was going with this Fuck it Because when you look at a Ray J and then you look at like a different celebrity that may have also participated or been at those things or done the craziness- Like his sister.
Speaker 3:Where was she?
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 1:They don't call her the.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to see where Ray J has really benefited.
Speaker 3:The vocal bible she be humming.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to see where Ray J has really benefited in his career, that it's really taken off to be something great from that. He's a thing mainly because he's Brandy's brother. That's how most people associate him with.
Speaker 3:He inserts himself in situations, but then he does other crazy things for attention.
Speaker 2:uses the Brandy brother to build his brand Right.
Speaker 1:Which, if anybody in his position, you would try to get out of her shadow somehow, right, so I don't fault him for doing it Well.
Speaker 3:he has not in the singing aspect, but doing his own thing.
Speaker 1:I don't fault him for trying to be his own brand and get out of Brandy's shadow and stop being oh, that's Brandy's brother.
Speaker 3:He's just messy.
Speaker 2:No, absolutely not, I mean. So that's perfectly fine to do that, but I'm saying I'm trying to understand what his connection to all the craziness, how that actually benefited him anyway, I mean he was young when he got into the game.
Speaker 1:So, being young with so being young and with access to this type of fame, fortune and power and fun and all that stuff, what would you do at that age? I would be. I'll be living it up.
Speaker 3:You'd be lubed up and all that oil you think chris brown went to a ditty party, of course I think everybody has I think everyone has been to a ditty party.
Speaker 2:I don't think everyone has been to a Diddy party. I don't think everyone has been to a freak off.
Speaker 3:Let me rephrase that you think Chris Brown been to a after party Diddy party, because that's pretty much what it is.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to assume.
Speaker 2:He may have gone once and saw the shit and was like fuck that. Chris Brown likes to party, at one time allegedly in other ways, and I don't know if he was really doing the freak off.
Speaker 1:I can't speak for anybody I'm sure one person at one time has been to some place somebody experienced it and it was like do we want to go back?
Speaker 2:that's what I said. He might have gone one time and was like yeah, that's not for me that's not for me, but you guys have fun.
Speaker 1:I'll be over here and do my bump, but I mean honestly speaking, if y'all was if y'all was brought up in the in the game, right, let's say, a family member, like a close family member, made it in fame and fortune, like, like, your mother was Dionne Warwick or something like that, something like that. Yeah, you've been around the game that long. You mean to tell me you're not going to partake.
Speaker 2:I mean, if my father was Reuben Stutter and was like oh you know.
Speaker 1:Even still, y'all will partake. Don't do that, dog.
Speaker 2:I would probably go. Young age you, but I can't tell you how much I'm actually participating. Young age you. Yeah, when I was tender, when I was tender.
Speaker 1:Nigga.
Speaker 3:When I was a tenderona.
Speaker 1:All it took was a basement dog.
Speaker 3:Damn, that's crazy. So what you're saying is your ass would have been rolling around in baby oil, I would have been, he would have brought in baby oil, I would have been. You would have been what.
Speaker 1:He would have brought the baby oil. I was in the industry doing engineering stuff.
Speaker 3:What does that have to do with you going to the party?
Speaker 1:I've been to parties, but never to his party. I wasn't that up top tier, but the artists that I used to record used to bring me places.
Speaker 3:You didn't answer my question, you danced around it. I said so what you saying?
Speaker 2:because it's the same question you asked us, if you was there.
Speaker 3:If you had the opportunity, say somebody brought you to, let's say, notch brought you to a Diddy party. Your ass is rolling around in fucking baby oil. We're females. There was always females in males, but I can't do the I can't do the males.
Speaker 2:But once you got the baby oil, you don't know no, no I can't do the, so yo, you could just bite off the baby oil effects, right?
Speaker 1:no, I'm with the females.
Speaker 3:And if anything starts to change.
Speaker 1:I'm out of there.
Speaker 3:I can't do it okay, sir, I I'm out of there. I can't do it.
Speaker 1:Okay, sir, I can't do it. I walk with a blade on me all the time, so when that baby oil hit. I probably went to jail.
Speaker 3:Ain't no telling.
Speaker 2:He would have been passed out. Buns out.
Speaker 3:I know they had drugs in that bitch Like I don't know why. That's funny as hell. Yo Passed out Buns out. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2:And Sean T would have been dancing over his body when he woke up Not Sean T.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, you be seeing his TikToks now, nigga, he be dancing, dog he got muscles on muscles.
Speaker 3:I was about to say swole as fuck, Standing over your ass like Terry.
Speaker 2:Crews. Mr Wake up talking about. I am a boy.
Speaker 1:Yo, what was that fucking workout video you had back in the? Day that had everybody on that shit Like the 60T, or Insanity, insanity, no, it was.
Speaker 3:It was Insanity, wasn't it it?
Speaker 1:was that 60T, I remember. I know I did that shit.
Speaker 3:It was insanity, wasn't it? It was that 60s, I remember. I know I did that shit. It was, I feel like it was.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was something like insanity and some shit. Anyway, what's next? T25. T25.
Speaker 3:Yes, I am still all passed out buds Yo.
Speaker 2:What are we on?
Speaker 1:so do y'all care if your significant other's family um likes you no um describe significant other wife, uh husband, girlfriend not 30 days in my god. I don't give a fuck 30 days in, is there any kind of different answers to different things?
Speaker 3:he always needs it, so for you it's a marriage now, what was the question? Do you care if your partner's family right?
Speaker 2:don't like me yes, yeah whether or not they like you. Do you care whether they like you?
Speaker 1:certain people, yes, I would care, and certain people, no, I don't give a fuck. I would want the respect of the parents. Okay, um, I, because I am with their child. I want them to look at me as someone who can actually take on the baton of taking care of their child. If I don't have that respect, that kind of relationship with them, then it's going to be. I would. It wouldn't hurt me in the relationship, but I won't be quick to be like I'm going over there because they don't like me. But that's the only people I'll care about. Yeah, anybody else. If my wife is close to anyone else in her family, that's tight, tight. I would try to get them to like me as well. Now, if none of these motherfuckers like me.
Speaker 2:But you gotta go yeah, because I think at some point it's going to interfere with your relationship. If it didn't, I would question that from the person that you're with, like, so it don't fucking matter to you, that none of your family like you and you just don't give a shit.
Speaker 2:And then she probably hit me with the don't even worry about it, right, I hate that shit. I'm like so you don't give a fuck about nobody. Yeah, for real, it runs in the fucking family. Get the fuck out my house. Yeah, I think that at some level for certain people like I think it would matter because that is gonna have an effect on your relationship at some degree. I dealt with that before in a past relationship.
Speaker 3:I think it depends on situations too, but I gotta be.
Speaker 1:I have to try to get that respect and like from them. Yeah, I can't just sit back and be like they don't like me. No-transcript. I can't just sit back and be like they don't like me and me do nothing about it yeah. You know I would try to lend the olive branch or try to have a conversation.
Speaker 2:Go over there, do anything without my significant other with me, cause I think if you made an effort, then that at least showed the right Exactly.
Speaker 1:So if you, if, if it's just like oh, if it's just like oh, they don't like me, so I'm not going to try. It's like what the fuck? You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Or if you have and they still don't like you, then you don't care.
Speaker 2:That too. So if you put forth the effort. If you put forth the effort and they're not receptive and they're still doing whatever the fuck, yeah, absolutely, they don't like you then that is on them. There's nothing you can do at this point to try to gain that respect, because it's like I've tried, but you know, no, absolutely, absolutely, freaking, literally. So now we're on to who you got and we actually have a who you got.
Speaker 3:Oh, we do yay, it's a funny one.
Speaker 1:Let's hit the applause for this one.
Speaker 3:And it's not a who you got, it's a what would you do. It's a what would you do. So $5 million is on the line, but you have to complete one of these challenges to get the $5 million. The first challenge is have sex in front of your family. Second challenge is three years in prison. Third challenge is snitch on best friend or family member, facing 10 years. Or run a fade with a gorilla for 10 minutes. I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking Shawnee.
Speaker 2:I'm going to give my family my video so they know what to expect when they see me do it in person, because it will be live in front of a studio audience.
Speaker 3:I'm not getting no heads up, I'm getting the money. It's straight. Bend this ass.
Speaker 2:I didn't say, heads up. I said I want them to be able to appreciate what they're going to get lies.
Speaker 3:Oh, they're going to appreciate it Talking. They ain't got no guy.
Speaker 2:They about to get all of this.
Speaker 1:Like cause they ain't going to last for like five minutes.
Speaker 3:Like don't close your eyes, Reverend.
Speaker 1:You Close your eyes, Reverend. You do this with your wife all the time. Five minutes is a good.
Speaker 3:Not five minutes.
Speaker 1:It's a quick way to man listen.
Speaker 3:They're going to get a full-on show. I think I'm sitting there for an hour.
Speaker 1:Who fucking for an hour? Explain to me.
Speaker 2:You fucking Happyoka pudding.
Speaker 1:Yo Yo, the way you. The soda came out your nose.
Speaker 2:Yo Fuck it, can't stay, you fucking for an hour. I'm sorry you fucking for an hour.
Speaker 3:You never fuck for an hour.
Speaker 2:I fucked for an hour before, if it Goes an hour. I fucked for an hour before. If it goes an hour. Yes, but am I sitting there like, oh, this better last a fucking hour? Not at this point in my life.
Speaker 1:Now, at what point does it turn from pleasure to acting Because you're not pleasured? Are you going to be pleasured for the whole hour?
Speaker 3:it depends. So the guy, the guy would determine whether or not it is still pleasurable for me, because if you're like just doing it to do it and you're not even like it's not fun, if you're not doing anything where it's arousing or all that stuff, you know know you have my like just straight sex for an hour, like foreplay and all that stuff too, because that can. Yeah, however it works.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. I mean I'm talking like fucking coming, stopping starting, fucking coming again, like if you're not coming and you still fucking for an hour, then shit is trash.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and cook a meal, then go back, you know.
Speaker 1:No, that's not fucking for an hour though.
Speaker 2:Eat your sundae while you're from behind. You know like.
Speaker 1:Ay.
Speaker 3:Yo, no, I've had sex for an hour, but it was not like Not an hour straight.
Speaker 1:It's like small breaks in. It was not like it was like an hour straight. It's like small breaks in between. Right, it's not an hour straight. I'm not like cooking food or whatever. It's like you catch a break. I was joking about the cooking, like take a sip of it on the stove. Take a sip of a.
Speaker 3:Oh, let me start this race.
Speaker 1:Take a sip of something, smoke something and then get right back to it.
Speaker 3:Mm taking a sip of something smoke something and then get right back to it all right, yo nasties, I did, I did that shit like no but that's crazy, because some people like when they hear that though, they don't understand, like it's a whole lot of things to. That can happen exactly in like intercourse. It's not not just straight fucking. If you just automatically got to just straight fuck all the time, that's stupid.
Speaker 1:You see how she got sophisticated by saying intercourse and then followed it up with fucking. You should have just said fucking, the whole thing. She was looking for that word. She was like intercourse, and then fucking, fucking, fucking.
Speaker 3:It's like Because I was trying to distinguish the two Like you're not just straight fucking, you're doing more than just fucking, you're making love.
Speaker 2:No, you don't, that's no, you're annoying Get on my nerves. So while we're on, who you got? You got your parlay pics, my parlay pics baby.
Speaker 3:All right, that got me no money.
Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, last time I did this, I guess I was doing it a lot passionately, I was doing my Ray Charles. But today, I tell you, I tell you, I tell you, when I tell you, I did something different with my parlay picks this weekend. For my Thursday night I hit on every last one of my picks except one.
Speaker 1:It's always one. So, other than the Moneyline picks I did I also did the individual picks, which I said Eagles was going to win over Washington. That happened. I said Saquon was going to run for two touchdowns. He did. He's going to run for over 80 yards he did. I did Jalen Hurts throwing over 200 yards. He did Jaden Daniels throwing over 175 yards. He did Brian Robinson Jr to score his touchdown. He did yards. He did brian robinson jr the score is touchdown, he did. I hit on every last one and I had to throw in that jalen hertz will run for 50 yards and that motherfucker ran for 39 yards. I lost my parlay, wow, by 11 fucking yards. So we we're going to do something different. Well, not different, we're going to still do our regular pick six. So let me get my pick six up here, and this is going to be for week 12. So I have. I have.
Speaker 1:I have what I'm having. So week 12 Actually this is the wrong week. Let me pull up the right week. Actually, week 12. Okay, cleveland Browns against the Steelers. You know I got I got the Steelers. You know I got the Steelers. No, no, no, no, no, no. I got the Browns winning that. I got the Browns beating the Steelers. I got Tampa Bay beating the Giants. I got Kansas City beating the Panthers. I got Detroit beating the Colts. I got Miami winning over the Patriots. Now that is a little tricky for me because I think Patriots might go in there and win, but I got Dolphins winning that. Texans and the Titans I got the Titans and my upset pick would be 49ers or the.
Speaker 3:Packers NeNe 49ers, 49ers.
Speaker 1:I am going to actually go with the 49ers as well.
Speaker 2:I will as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the 49ers all the way. That's not really an upset Because it seemed like a given. I don't think there's. This is going to be a good week to pick. Oh, I got one. I got an upset one Ready for this one. This is actually a Monday night game coming up this Monday. I think we did that, but I chose Cowboys, but Cowboys-Texans, cowboys-texans for this Monday.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go with the Texans Cowboys-Texans for this Monday.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go with the Texans Cowboys-Texans. I'm going to give the Cowboys a chance. I'm going to go with Cowboys too. I'm biased, but I swear to God, we got to get at least one game.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because y'all suck. This is not week 11. That's week 10. No, they've been sucking this season.
Speaker 1:We're bad, like we're so bad that I don't disagree with Steve and they who said we should tank the season to get a number one draft pick. I just don't like who the draft pick will be, even though he's going to be number one, which is Shador Sanders, which is Deion Sanders' son, who's a great quarterback for Colorado right now. The reason why he's saying that is that we can try to get him as a package deal. We get his son, we get Deion. Bring him over to Dallas. I don't think it's going to work because it's going to take a lot more than Deion's son to fix whatever's wrong with Dallas. So, with that being said, that is my parlay picks for week 12. Good luck, I might do you know what? Hold on, let me stop this real quick. I might do an individual parlay for Sunday, not my dad Sunday, but I'm thinking about it and I'll let y'all know next time. But yeah, that's my parlay. Yeah, clap it up, clap it up, clap it up. All right, all right, all right. Now let's get right to my next.
Speaker 1:We got fan mail. Oh shit, we do Fan mail. Oh shit, we got fan mail. We haven't had fan mail in a while. We haven't had what fan mail? Oh shit, we do Fan mail. Oh shit, we got fan mail. We haven't had fan mail in a while. You haven't had what Fan mail.
Speaker 2:No, I don't think we've ever had any of that. Oh, we don't have fan mail Mm-mm. So we got some fan mail. Our first letter says the social studies comment is spot on.
Speaker 1:Social studies comment.
Speaker 2:I believe that that was in reference to when we previous episode we spoke about the election and I think I made a comment about. It's clear that a lot of these people never passed social studies, Social studies yeah.
Speaker 2:So yes, thank you. I think this one goes into the election comment too. The next one says people will only realize what they did once their weed or dope man ain't around no more. All y'all corner stores with poppy that make good sandwiches are closed and you can't get your mani pedi from your favorite nail tech. Word, word, word more chopped cheese oh shit. Next one says why am I in my kitchen singing? Rub you the right way, hey that's my shit. I hope you did it in the same voice.
Speaker 1:He does right rub you the right way I love that.
Speaker 2:Next one says and just like that Tone is gone. Mister, I thought you were joking with the 30 days or less thing. No, I'm not.
Speaker 1:You know I'm not. You gotta get up out of here. That's my man Tone Tone isn't gone he's just on hiatus.
Speaker 2:He's chilling. He's chilling. He'll be back. He ain't coming back. He may be a recurring role, but we are the main characters.
Speaker 1:You know what happened. We was whooping their ass too much in spades and they banned him from up here, so I'm going to get him back. He was not banned.
Speaker 3:Wow. Way to spend a narrative for each other.
Speaker 1:I got to get in front of it.
Speaker 2:Last one says wouldn't be a swinger, but I've been swung oh, my god, oh thank you, thank you for us, thank you, keep them coming I love that.
Speaker 1:I love that I wouldn't be a swinger, but I've swung.
Speaker 2:And now we're on your favorite part of the show, mister.
Speaker 1:So you don't want to try being a swinger at all. They like to be swung. So give us a call, me and my wife might. Let's talk. I'm sorry, I'm just talking. I'm just, I'm pushing.
Speaker 3:We don't even know who it is I know.
Speaker 2:Whoever, I'm just talking. I'm just, I'm bushing. We don't even know who it is. I know whoever it is. He went to the freak off.
Speaker 1:Remember I got the oil passed out buns up. Yup, I got passed out buns up.
Speaker 2:That's the way they like to nut yo, we gotta get some of our.
Speaker 1:We gotta get some of our people. Look whoever sent in the fan mail, all of you who's in the fan mail? If you would like to be on the show real quick, let us know. All right, let's get to it, all right. All right, all right, I'm about to drop these gems. You thought I said drop these drugs. You just want me to be in a free golf. So bad, oh my God.
Speaker 3:No, I don't, Babe, don't listen to that. He was in Freak Nick 99. What'd you?
Speaker 2:say I was like no, I don't, I don't. Babe, don't listen to that. He was in Freak.
Speaker 3:Nick 99. What'd you say? I was like, no, I don't. I'm telling my babe, don't listen to that.
Speaker 2:He was in Freak Nick 99.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm All right, gemma's number one Can't even rob Peter to pay Paul anymore. Peter ain't got it either. That is so true. That is true, and it's going to get worse before it get better.
Speaker 2:If it get better, it's going to get so much better.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Thick news.
Speaker 1:Thick news, Gem number two you keep giving her money, but you never hit.
Speaker 3:Nigga, you dating a parlay.
Speaker 1:Hey, I've been dating a parlay for, like my parlays have not been, have not been hitting and I just missed it by 11 yards.
Speaker 2:My parlays hit all the time yeah.
Speaker 1:Alright, gym number three my bills are paid. I'm good for the next 30 days Life. Yeah. No, You're out of laundry detergent, shampoo and paper towel. You need gas too.
Speaker 3:Oh, and oil change Yo listen, I need an oil change right now.
Speaker 1:I swear to God that just happened to me. I paid every bill imaginable for the month and I had money left over. I have money left over. Gotta have money left over. Gotta fix my brakes. Gotta get gas Like shit just start popping up Like I thought I was gonna enjoy this little bit. I was trying to save this little bit of money I got.
Speaker 3:You gotta settle that diddy oil incident.
Speaker 2:Man, as soon as you take care of life's responsibilities, life hits you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that oil, just get the. It's crazy, it sucks. You'll see how fast you put that oil on to get some money, oh Right.
Speaker 2:Sean Exquee me.
Speaker 1:That's what they say to you. Once you put the oil on, squeeze you Yo.
Speaker 3:Get out of here.
Speaker 2:That's our gems. That's our gems.
Speaker 1:All right, ladies and gentlemen, Thank you for joining us Always and don't forget, don't forget, don't forget. Go check out Mary J Albums. Mary J Albums.
Speaker 2:Mary J Albums Albums Mary.
Speaker 1:J Blige's new album Fatitude Yo, it's fire. I hope you enjoyed this episode, as we enjoyed giving it to you. I don't ever want to forget to follow, like and share yes.
Speaker 3:Follow, like and share and also ask the table. Leave your questions, things you want to talk about. We gonna say it on the next episode. What?
Speaker 1:you want to show and don't take anything we say personally, because we just refer to the tag. God damn it Later. Bye guys.
Speaker 3:Later, what you chose to do is fine by me.
Speaker 2:It's fine by me, baby. I know I've been through things. Know me not. Don't believe I can stay the drop through my pain.
Speaker 1:I won't give up on me.
