Table 4 Three
Welcome to the table where you will dine on three unprofessional opinions for the night. Table For Three is meant to be a light-hearted space that talks about everyday events from the perspective of three regular ass people. We look to bring humor to our topics...think of us like the comment section on TikTok. Now, things can get messy at the table as we all know, so come prepared with a bib.
Episodes
96 episodes
Episode 004: Papa Perc 5
The night starts light—mixing tracks, naming Halloween shots, and clowning our own DJ practice—then the conversation swerves into the week’s bruises: flat tires, pricey oil changes, and the quiet rules of “appreciation” in relationships. From t...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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1:30:47
Episode 003: Jesus on ICE Eatin' Pork N Beans
Sleep disruptions plague us all at some point, but when does a restless night become a pattern? This week's conversation explores those frustrating middle-of-the-night awakenings that leave us zombified the next day. One host's dilemma with whi...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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1:24:50
Episode 002: We Are Living in the Matrix
Welcome to the wild ride that is Table for Three Season Two! We're back with our signature blend of unfiltered commentary, bizarre headlines, and laugh-out-loud moments that'll have you wondering if we're all living in some kind of simulation.<...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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1:44:43
Episode 001: Welcome Back...Ain't Shit Change!
Welcome back to the table! After a much-anticipated return, Table for Three kicks off Season 2 with the same unfiltered energy you've been missing. Nothing has changed—and that's exactly what you wanted.The crew dives headfirst into the...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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1:08:56
Episode 090: Yolo wit da Rolos...Right Shawn!!!
What would drive someone to walk for six days straight after an argument with their partner? That's just one of the relationship-centered questions that fuels this episode's dynamic conversation. We kick things off discussing the shocking story...
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1:49:57
Episode 089: So Someone Can See in the Tunnel!!!
What happens when three unfiltered friends get together and tackle the most bizarre news stories while constantly derailing into hilarious tangents? Pure comedy gold that will have you questioning whether you should be laughing this hard at suc...
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1:27:48
Episode 088: Who's Dirty Ass Panties are in these Delicious Pineapple Sticks!
Music lovers, prepare yourselves! We're tackling Apple Music's controversial 100 Best Albums list that has everyone talking. With Lauryn Hill claiming the crown at #1 and shocking omissions like Queen, Mariah Carey, and Boyz II Men nowhere to b...
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Season 1
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Episode 88
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1:53:12
Episode 087: We love our CNAs....and Jell-O!!
Buckle up for a wild ride as Table for Three returns with an episode that covers everything from workplace struggles to AI love affairs and shocking news stories from around the world.The conversation kicks off with casual updates about...
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Season 1
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Episode 87
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1:29:27
Episode 086: Skeletor!!!
From international crises to musical legacies, this episode travels across the spectrum of modern concerns with unflinching honesty and unexpected humor.We kick off with Juneteenth reflections, sharing how we celebrated the holiday - fr...
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1:40:25
Episode 085: Gladys Behol's High-Rise Panties
When a coworker proudly declares she "tans well because she's 18% African American," where do you even begin? Welcome back to Table for Three, where we're diving deep into workplace microaggressions, relationship boundaries, and social absurdit...
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1:34:30
Special Episode: The PynkNic 2025
Step into the vibrant heart of Hartford as we broadcast live from Pynknic 2025—a celebration that transforms Bushnell Park into a sea of melanated skin draped in every shade of pink imaginable. The energy is electric, the music is pumping, and ...
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1:18:44
Episode 084: The Punisher...Wild and Powerful
Welcome to a sizzling cookout-worthy episode of Table For Three where we're serving up hot takes and hearty laughs on everything from heartwarming family moments to shocking celebrity scandals.This week, we kick off with a touching stor...
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1:30:48
Episode 083: Mister!!! Turn Yo Mic OFF!!!
Strange connections in the digital age take center stage as we explore two headline-grabbing marriages – an Indonesian content creator who wed his rice cooker in full traditional attire (only to divorce it four days later because "it only cooke...
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Season 1
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Episode 83
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1:31:08
Episode 082: She did not shoot....The....DEPP..U..Tee!!!
What does it really mean to be an inconsiderate friend? When Issa Rae publicly acknowledged this as her biggest flaw, it sparked a fascinating conversation at The Table about friendship dynamics, emotional availability, and the unspoken rules o...
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Season 1
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Episode 82
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1:15:17
Episode 081: Toilet killings and an Ecuadorian soccer player. LMAOWWNCY!!!??
Ever wonder what happens when three friends with zero filters sit down and talk about everything from music legends to dating disasters? Welcome to the raw, uncut conversations at Table for Three.This week's episode kicks off with a hea...
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Season 1
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Episode 81
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1:34:46
Episode 080: Food Porn w/ Guinea Pigs
When summer vibes hit, the Table comes alive with energy, dance moves, and unfiltered conversations that leave no topic untouched. This episode captures that perfect cookout atmosphere where real talk flows as freely as the laughter.We ...
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Season 1
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Episode 80
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1:23:35
Episode 079: Kielbasa Eagles
Janet Jackson's iconic beats set the perfect tone for a deep dive into the entertainment industry's darkest corners. We unpack shocking revelations about witchcraft in music when an actor claims his wife was offered supernatural assistance to a...
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1:26:12
Episode 078: Shitty Chanel #5
The unhinged energy at The Table reaches new heights as our hosts dive into everything from nostalgic R&B albums to bizarre celebrity news with their signature no-filter approach. We kick things off with a music appreciation mo...
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Season 1
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Episode 78
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1:19:14
Episode 077: Millennials vs Gen Z: w/ guest Ashanti
Have you ever wondered what happens when Millennials and Gen Z sit down for a candid conversation about their generations? In this special episode of The Table, we bring together both perspectives with guest Ashanti representing Gen Z in a fasc...
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1:25:25
Episode 076: TF Trick Daddy say!?!?
Whitney Houston's iconic lyrics set the perfect backdrop for our Women's Month celebration, but don't let the upbeat opening fool you – this episode quickly dives into the messy reality of family funerals, betrayal, and bizarre headlines that'l...
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Season 1
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Episode 76
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1:29:09
Episode 075: Jesus Burgers w/ STD Water.
The perfect storm of family, grief, and funeral planning collides in this raw and revealing episode as one host describes the drama that erupted on his birthday when he stepped up to arrange his estranged father's funeral. When no siblings cont...
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Season 1
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Episode 75
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1:27:45
Episode 074: Dawn of The DoorDashians
Family dynamics can be a battlefield of unspoken feelings, passive-aggressive hints, and communication breakdown. This week, we dive deep into the emotional minefield of navigating family relationships when you're caught in the middle of other ...
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Season 1
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Episode 74
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1:28:05
Episode 073: Romping in the Hostel
Ever had a coworker break down in the hallway when you simply asked if they were okay? This episode takes us on a journey through workplace drama, personal revelations, and the sometimes absurd realities of everyday life. When one host describe...
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Season 1
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Episode 73
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1:07:26
Episode 072: Where my Harriet Tubman bill?
Everyone has a story, but not all make it to the podcast! In this episode, we explore a range of topics that evoke laughter, reflection, and sometimes a hint of disbelief. Our conversation meanders through nostalgic musings on music and labels ...
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1:16:28
Episode 071: The Silence is Deafening ft. Cuzzo Da_Blueprint
What happens when a high-profile legal battle culminates in a not guilty verdict? Join us as we celebrate A$AP Rocky's triumphant acquittal and navigate the complexities that come with fame, love, and resilience. This episode dives deep into th...
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Season 1
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Episode 71
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1:29:32