Episode 059: Ass Water Meat

Ever wondered how a dash of nutmeg could create utter chaos at the Thanksgiving table? Join us as we reminisce about holiday meals gone hilariously wrong, with special guest, Miss Connecticut. Together, we dive into stories of kitchen catastrophes like the infamous "ass water meat" chitlins and dishes missing that elusive touch of love. Laughter fills our conversations as we embrace kitchen mishaps, proving that sometimes, it's the camaraderie that matters most when a recipe doesn't go as planned.

Shifting gears, we share our tales from the trenches of customer service, where patience is tested and the importance of mental health days is undeniable. Our experiences in call centers and retail highlight the contrasting work ethics between generations and the coping strategies developed amidst chaos. From irate customers to amusing service blunders, we reflect on the resilience required to navigate these high-pressure environments, all while maintaining a sense of humor.

And for a dose of celebrity gossip, we unwrap wild tales like Cher's peculiar recount of "loaning out" her virginity, and the TikTok saga of a shoplifter flaunting stolen goods. We also explore the lighter side of celebrity crushes and playfully debate who among Hollywood's elite would make our "Smash or Pass" list. With Miss Connecticut adding her unique insights, we examine the quirks of fame and attraction, examining how societal trends and personal tastes shape our perceptions of love and relationships.

Chapters

• 0:00 Thanksgiving Dinner Disasters and Desserts
• 10:58 Customer Service Nightmares
• 17:22 Unhappy Leave
• 24:45 Revenge Sex and Stolen Goods
• 31:24 Celebrity Crush Confessions
• 44:59 Celebrity Smash or Pass Poll