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Speaker 1Perfect timing, because it's that time. It is that time, ladies and gentlemen. By the time you hear this episode, it will be the day of Christmas and here, at the Table for Three, we would like to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We want you to be Ready To enjoy the holidays. Get some eggnog, get some drinks, get some Mariah Carey on your stereo and just let it play. Merry Christmas everybody.
Speaker 4It's you.
Speaker 3Sing it I don't want a lot for Christmas. Oh no, sing it, I don't want a lot for Christmas, oh no.
Speaker 1Hello everyone and thank you for joining the table for three. Once again, we enjoy our plus ones. Oh, my God yo. We hope everybody enjoy their Christmas day today.
Speaker 3Merry Christmas. I forgot what you were about to say. I did.
Speaker 4Merry Christmas. I don't ask for much Merry Christmas. Look at how she's about to sing. I did Merry Christmas. I don't ask for much Merry Christmas, hey.
Speaker 1Send me a Christmas gift. I need one. I need something. Send me something. We're giving this to you. This is a gift to you from Table for Three an episode on Christmas. Unwrap it with pride.
Speaker 3Unwrap it with pride.
Speaker 4Oh, my God Get out of here.
Speaker 1All right, hey guys. What more can I do? What?
Speaker 2more can I do?
Speaker 1Oh shit, oh shit. I swear to God, if y'all understand the inside joke, y'all will be laughing with us. We'll give it to you soon.
Speaker 3They laughing with us anyway, I know.
Speaker 1I know. Welcome back to the table, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us and happy or merry, what I was about to say. Happy Christmas, what the hell. Merry Christmas. Welcome back to the table. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us, and happy or merry, I was about to say. Happy Christmas, what the hell.
Speaker 2Merry Christmas, happy holidays. Some people do say happy Christmas.
Speaker 1Happy Christmas, happy holidays, merry Christmas, merry Hanukkah, merry yeah, all the good stuff.
Speaker 3Jolly Kwanzaa.
Speaker 1Jolly Kwanzaaanta jolly preparing for today. How was your own week? Was it as busy any last minute shoppings y'all did, or y'all was kind of just chilling I was out for the count.
Speaker 2I ain't shot for shit. I was sick, all oh, for real, for real. So I was out.
Speaker 1Wow, you know it takes a lot to get you to be sick and out. I know that is crazy.
Speaker 2Just took me out. It was coming for me. That's wild, was it?
Speaker 1That took you out, huh Wow.
Speaker 4You didn't even say you were sick. Right.
Speaker 2That is it.
Speaker 1NeNe, how was your week?
Speaker 3Oh, it was a week I graduated from the academy. Congratulations.
Speaker 1Let's get some applause going.
Speaker 3Thank you. Thank you, that was a quick applause. They was like yay, this bitch barely made it Let me tell y'all, I found out that was a quick applause. They was like, yay, this bitch barely made it. Let me tell y'all, I found out that my knees ain't meant for walking. Oh my God, your knees ain't meant for walking, or not? I've been done with the academy and my legs are tore up. They're burning.
Speaker 1No, no, that's why you were sick.
Speaker 4Oh shit.
Speaker 2Wow.
Speaker 3No, go ahead. No, I'm just saying they just they overworked you.
Speaker 1Yeah, you was working out muscles. You ain't work out, I ain't ever.
Speaker 2Yeah, and your knees yeah.
Speaker 3We had to do like the muscly ass knees.
Speaker 1I do.
Speaker 4That shit ain't Carla Ditch.
Speaker 3no more Extra muscle Muscle Swirling ass, knees, what?
Speaker 2You knock on people's doors with your knees.
Speaker 3Oh, you did leg day, but you ain't do arm day.
Speaker 1You got muscle in your knees.
Speaker 4Why, why?
Speaker 3You don't need to fuck out of a bitch.
Speaker 2The why is crazy. When you try on pants, all your pants get stuck at your knees.
Speaker 3Yes, can't get past my knees now.
Speaker 4Your knees? Hate pants oh.
Speaker 2You hate to see pants coming. Okay, pants, hate to see pants coming. Hate to see her knees. They run away, so fast, not according to what you just said.
Speaker 3Not mine. I said the pants.
Speaker 2They ain't running, they stuck.
Speaker 1They is stuck.
Speaker 2Well, congratulations. I had a pair of pants that I had bought one time. It was actually it was like sweatpants and you would think that, like you know, I know sweatpants come in like different. You know sizes, but you would think that it's a sweatpants. They stretch.
Speaker 3You know one size fits most um and you would say one size fits none.
Speaker 2I had got stuck around, my, I got stuck around my.
Speaker 3Yo, when it gets stuck, I want to know they barely made it past my ankles. Them bitches was so tight. Where'd you get them from Sheed?
Speaker 2We got them from T-Mu. I think T-Mu they did a strike for the child labor laws Because them bitches, barely made it over my calves. They were so tight over my calves it was crazy.
Speaker 3Not. You had skinny jackets.
Speaker 2I'm not going to throw the store under the bus because I didn't frequent here.
Speaker 3He thought he bought sweatpants and got skinny jackets.
Speaker 2I had low-rise boot cut skinny jackets, looking like Britney Spears in a Mexican vacation Yo.
Speaker 3That little ass fucking babe didn't see. You saw that shit, crotchless skin Talk about. I don't even know how I got in these Girl. We still trying to figure that out too.
Speaker 2You know, did you say crotchless sweats? Oh, I thought you said crotchless sweats.
Speaker 4I got a pair of those I was like actually that's not a bad idea, yeah. Did you say you got a?
Speaker 1pair of those. Yeah, she did. What the fuck are you walking around with covered?
Speaker 2Just need a little breeze. She got her own ear vent when she working out Like woo Just spread it, just spread it.
Speaker 3I got to air it out.
Speaker 2She walking by and everybody like that's why she graduated Never.
Speaker 1That's why she graduated Never.
Speaker 3You said what that's why she graduated.
Speaker 4We're honors.
Speaker 1Put that shit away.
Speaker 3I was the valedictorian.
Speaker 4Yo. Yo you wild for that Shut up.
Speaker 3That's why they hurt. Yeah, I bet, and if y'all want to know what academy I graduated from, just check out my OnlyFans.
Speaker 2Oh, okay so what's the best way to uninvite somebody through text you ain't coming, no more.
Speaker 4I'm just out of age.
Speaker 1I'm out of age. I'm just going to tell the truth. I was about to say the. I'm just going to tell the truth.
Speaker 3I was about to say the same thing. Just don't come.
Uninviting Guests and Mental Health
Speaker 4Yo I mean.
Speaker 1I'm done like beating around the bush and trying to be nice Like I'm not throwing a potty, no more, especially if you already invited the people you want to invite and somebody inviting somebody you didn't invite.
Speaker 3Oh my God, that gets on, my fucking nerves like yo.
Speaker 1Uh no, I didn't invite you, sorry, maybe the next time, but I'm just being straight up like no can you do that to your mother yes I should i'ma just lock the door.
Speaker 3Hey, my mother be inviting extra people. I might see this. Why we don't invite you to things? Because you out here talk about oh, I'm gonna bring now you know, see, mama, listen, I love my mother.
Speaker 1My mother would be nice and say she'll come, but she doesn't really want to go so if I, if I not invite her? Like me, if I say you know you don't have to come, no more, she'll be happy. She'd be like okay, well shit, I have something else to do anyway and that's something else she's like.
Speaker 4I'm about to go take a shower, lay my ass in my bed and watch some TV, that's exactly what she's doing.
Speaker 2I am booked and busy.
Speaker 1She don't play around with her like rest time.
Speaker 2If she can rest, she gonna rest and all my time is rest time.
Speaker 1Yeah, the last week was.
Speaker 3And y'all know I used to love Going outside. Now my ass Just be like Mm-mm.
Speaker 1I'm good, so is everybody On the same thing? How would you Uninvite somebody? You would do the same thing, I would probably Just text them back.
Speaker 2Mm-mm, it ain't gonna work.
Speaker 1They got voice, yo, they got voice memos too.
Speaker 2So that shit, that shit would be funny what time you said the party wasn't good you ain't get my text my text said I ain't gonna do all that because the select people I invite anyway.
Speaker 3So if you ain't get the invitation, yeah, but you got people that invite people. I don't invite those people that invite people, but your mother does, and my mother barely get invited, so you would not invite your mother. There's plenty of stuff I've not invited my mother to would you rescind the invitation to your mother?
Speaker 2yeah, that's what I was.
Speaker 3Oh, would I, until it's canceled I would, but it has to be for certain things though, because some other stuff she's gonna find out from other people, so but yeah that's too funny shit.
Speaker 1You I'll be wishing. I'll be wishing people some like disinvite me sometimes, like that's me all the time yo do I really gotta go, like you. Sure you don't want to disinvite me Because I don't feel like going. It's cold outside now.
Speaker 3My new thing is I gotta take care of my mental health. I can't go.
Speaker 1That's everything. That's everything. We need to go to the grocery store, you know what my?
Speaker 3mental health would allow me to step foot outside this door.
Speaker 1Yo, alright, okay.
Speaker 3But I'm hungry. Get somebody else to do it. See, that's my response.
Speaker 1That should be like you know how they got like fucking Emojis they should have. Like you know how they got like fucking emojis.
Speaker 3They should have like audio emojis.
Speaker 1Like audio emojis. I should patent this shit so you could like send quick little audio messages Like I ain't doing it.
Speaker 3Like the voice, go with the emoji, yeah.
Speaker 2I like that. Don't take my shit. Well, that one should be my face for the emoji. Yeah, I like that, don't take my shit Well that one should be my face for the emoji.
Speaker 1Yo Aisha, I got this shit patting down.
Speaker 3How y'all animate a sticker.
Speaker 1Yeah for real, that'd be hard.
Speaker 2You be like, okay, fuck, no, not today, right.
Speaker 3Not meant to be this.
Speaker 4Ariana Grande shirt Sit down.
Speaker 3Oh shit, calm down, calm down, too damn much.
Speaker 2Yeah. So you guys hear about you, remember George Floyd, mm-hmm. So you guys hear about you remember George Floyd and the police officer that, derek Chauvin, the piece of shit, be able to test or examine, uh, george's heart tissues and body fluids in an attempt to appeal him suffocating uh yeah, overturn the um federal conviction that sounds stupid.
Speaker 1Just do your fucking time, dog. You killed him. You can't, there's no you, there's no way, don't you'll go back in time to try to figure out how he fucking you killed him because he's currently serving a 21 year federal sentence that's nothing, and I. It should be like we have a conversation about this, that the guy who jumped over the rainbow at the judge got more years than this cop did for george floyd um, but you say jumped like the rainbow.
Speaker 3He jumped like the rainbow. He leap for the stars.
Racism and Extreme Measures
Speaker 2But he's claiming that he would not have pled guilty If he had known that there were other theories that this Kansas pathologist you pled guilty because you knew you killed that man. This pathologist Is saying that the actions that led to his death Racist.
Speaker 3Sorry, I coughed racist.
Speaker 4Got stuck in my throat, scared the shit out of me.
Speaker 2The fuck, I almost packed up.
Speaker 1Because I didn't know who actually said it. It was just like A grizzly man, or A fucking gri was just like it's a grizzly man, or a fucking grizzly man bitch, a grizzly man.
Speaker 2That is priceless. A grizzly man I didn't know who said that shit, oh my God.
Speaker 3But but we all know Sean A didn't say it.
Speaker 1Well, he'll sound more like Hank. So he'll sound more like.
Speaker 2So this pathologist is saying that they believe that George died from high levels of catecholamines.
Speaker 3They making up shit now.
Speaker 2Which are neurohormones that are associated with stress response from fight or flight, associated with stress response from fight or flight, and that because he had those elevated hormones, that's what caused his death. I'm like so he was in fight or flight mode because you were trying.
Speaker 4Okay, he's killing him. What do you?
Speaker 2mean it's just absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3That's why I said racist. It is racism at work. That's just dumb. So y'all about to dig this man body up for some bullshit.
Speaker 2White people doing white things.
Speaker 3That's racist and the fact that a judge has now agreed to we know why that judge agreed.
Speaker 1White people doing white things.
Speaker 4That's funny.
Speaker 1Holy shit. Yeah, you know, excuse me if I get choked out and I'm trying to save my life and all my endorphins or some shit is choking me, you just sat still, and let my knee do it's work.
Speaker 2You wouldn't have died.
Speaker 3I hope the family protests the fuck out of that. You're not about to pull my family member's body up out of the ground.
Speaker 2Not even protest. We just need the UnitedHealthcare, this whole. Stop it, no, seriously.
Speaker 1I don't know how good they're going to be.
Speaker 2Table for three does not come this way.
Speaker 1Go ahead. Finish that Just in case. Oh my that Just in case oh my God, just in case we get canceled, this will be the show, the Christmas show. We get canceled Does?
Speaker 3not cut down on violence or side with it.
Speaker 2We canceled on the Christmas episode.
Speaker 3Oh bitches.
Speaker 1Well, we going out with a bang motherfuckers, that's a happy motherfucking day.
Speaker 2Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker. And that's for the one and only Grizzly man, the Grizzly.
Speaker 3Yo get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1By the way, that is a Christmas movie, just for y'all to know. Yippee-ki-yay motherfuckers. So I got a question for y'all to know. Yippee-ki-yay motherfuckers. So I got a question for y'all.
Speaker 3How far would you travel for sex?
Speaker 1That's a real question.
Speaker 3Yeah, I've traveled how far, like, how Like. So just give like, pick a, pick a country Like how far are you traveling for?
Speaker 4sex oh country Hold on.
Speaker 3I'm just saying anything Like what's the furthest Give where you would go.
Speaker 1Okay, you know I got a follow-up question, so don't start with me.
Speaker 2Get on my nerve. All right, you want me to answer, yeah, how far you have traveled or how far you would Would. Okay, so currently I would travel 2,881.8 miles. That's to your house. No, but that's how far I have traveled so far, from here to Los Angeles.
Speaker 3Yo bitch, oh my.
Speaker 4God, oh shit, that was good. Oh my God, I forgot. Oh shit, that was bad.
Speaker 2Oh my God, I had to check the mileage.
Speaker 3My shit. And I'm sitting here looking at my phone like where he getting?
Speaker 2that shit from.
Speaker 1Well, hold up. I know how far somebody else traveled from me. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm going to do what you just did. You know what Nene.
Speaker 3Don't nobody want my ass and I don't want nobody. I ain't traveled no fucking where but the state of Connecticut, that's it.
Speaker 2If some like super rich prince was like Nini, Come to me After he pay me, I'll pay for you to come over here.
Speaker 3And I'll lavish you with Riches I need funds first and go, okay, but then how far Are you going to travel? I mean, if I get the funds first, my bank, go Ching, how far would you go? I'm traveling. You said some, some what prince? Some rich prince. Oh, you didn't say where, I didn't say where? Well, wherever the fuck that prince is, that bitch can be a tip buck too. So a female have traveled 2,431.7 miles to me, for you, yes, so you never traveled nowhere for no pussy.
Speaker 1If it's local, yeah, but I'm not trying like as far as you would travel, like if you had to think about it like if it was an opportunity and you had the means and whatever.
Speaker 3Like wait, we gotta give you some means this bitch, said she about to give you 10k and a house.
Speaker 4Not 10k and a house.
Speaker 3I'm just saying, you know he was going to steal 10k from his girlfriend. Why not get 10k for free?
Speaker 1I flipped that 10k. By the way, Hold on Sure you did Well the story he did. So have I we fucked before?
Speaker 3yes, you always got stipulations. Just answer the fucking question. God damn If.
Speaker 1I don't know her. I am not traveling, okay, because it could be a setup. Mobb Deep taught me well.
Speaker 2Okay, mobb Deep taught me well.
Speaker 1Yo yeah, Don't ever go see her.
Speaker 3Well, call me setup, Hi guys.
Speaker 1I don't travel. If I don't know her, I don't travel to her.
Speaker 2Call me set and upped.
Speaker 1Those are my pronouns. If I've known her before, then I would travel. Yes, how far? If she's overseas, I wouldn't go overseas.
Speaker 3You wouldn't.
Speaker 1It depends on how good the pussy is, if it's Barbados or something like that, I'm going to Barbados.
Speaker 2What if it's a celebrity?
Speaker 1If it's a celebrity, it depends on a female celebrity.
Speaker 3If it's Kerry Washington, where you going, anywhere she is.
Speaker 1Anywhere she is.
Speaker 3So you could have said you was going down the street. If you like, crackheads Bam.
Speaker 1Because you know that was not crack that made her lose that weight. Man, she had ozempic before ozempic came on. No, or she just have a steady diet.
Speaker 2Because she got fluid. I mean, there's people that get fluid out like regularly.
Speaker 1Would you get flown out? I did.
Speaker 2Oh, you have gotten flown out? Would you get flown out? Hell yeah, but now let me preface like you know, females are flying men out too. I was like talking to this person, like it wasn't like. Oh, I just met this person and was like oh okay, let me go fly out to you.
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2Yeah, Like gotta be some kind of history there, right yeah?
Speaker 1Yeah, if I don't know them, I'm not just traveling anywhere, because that's how motherfuckers get fucked up.
Speaker 3Well, the reason I brought this up is because not just humans are traveling far for some pussy or dick, a male hunchback whale? No, the fuck you didn't. I just want to know why they hunched and not humped.
Speaker 1I meant hump. It's the hunchback of Notre Dame swimming in the the table for three will be right back After these messages.
Speaker 2we'll be right back.
Speaker 3He's going to learn our ABCs. Excuse me, a male humpback whale has made an extraordinary journey.
Speaker 4Now I can't fucking read what the hell Turn this shit off, why, why?
Speaker 2You sound like you narrating.
Speaker 4Oh shit.
Speaker 3And even with that, holy shit, nope.
Speaker 1Oh shit.
Speaker 3And even with that, back to our regular schedule program. A male humpback whale has made an extraordinary journey from South America to Africa. He traveled more than 13,046 kilometers. I was doing so fucking well.
Speaker 2At this point?
Speaker 3well's be fucking next story he traveled, he got the booty we done.
Speaker 1Cut this shit off. Fucking well got. He went a long way for fucking. We got it. Oh shit, Damn.
Speaker 3I didn't even have a drink, oh my.
Speaker 2God, oh, we didn't toast it up Now I wonder if the whale set up shop now over there or came all the way back after. It's been 30 days or less he came back.
Speaker 3He came back because she was like I'm pregnant.
Speaker 2No, he came back and she was like mm-mm.
Speaker 3He ain't come back. He beat the shit out of that woman, I bet you had me traveling 13,000.
Speaker 1Go ahead and finish.
Speaker 3Kilometers. There you go, asshole.
Speaker 4There you go, you asshole. There you go Confidence.
Speaker 2Oh, my God.
Speaker 1Holy shit.
Speaker 3I practice my beige in squares A.
Speaker 1B C.
Speaker 3Y'all so annoying.
Speaker 2So Sister Mary Clarence is back in the news.
Speaker 1Sister.
Speaker 2Mary Clarence, I will follow him. So there was a nun Arrested in Italy. She was one of 24 people arrested.
Speaker 1She traveled for some dick no.
Speaker 2In Northern Italy In connection with a mafia investigation, oh shit. So she was named by the Italian press as Sister Anna Donnelli. In northern Italy in connection with a mafia investigation, oh shit. So she was named by the Italian press as Sister Anna Donnelli. Oh, y'all not gonna talk about her. Well names are usually hard to pronounce Because I didn't name the person, but kilometers, and kilometers is two different types of measurement.
Speaker 3We need to be that's still not the point, not the point.
Speaker 2Because they out here taking join me.
Speaker 3Calm down, calm down.
Speaker 2Oh shit, so evidently what country you from.
Speaker 4What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English? And what? What English motherfucker, Do you speak it?
Speaker 3No, I do not.
Speaker 2So allegedly she's being accused of being the go-between for the and now don't get me because I don't know how to pronounce this, but the.
Speaker 1Now everybody got a disclaimer, the Drangetta.
Speaker 3If you see it, I give it to them.
Speaker 2Because there's an N, the Drangetta Mafia. I believe the N is silent. Mafia and there are jailed gang members. Napa Police also arrested two politicians and seized more than 1.8 million worth of assets in the raids across several different towns. This mafia, evidently, is one of Europe's most. Now I fucked up. Europe's most influential and dangerous criminal organizations. So Of course they got the nuns, the priest and shit involved. Europe's most influential and dangerous criminal organizations.
Speaker 3So Of course they got the nuns, the priest and shit involved. Like that's crazy.
Speaker 2You think she willingly was participating?
Speaker 3Hell yeah, Sister Cocaina was Yo.
Speaker 2Sister Cocaina and Father Bump. Yo, sister.
Speaker 4Cocaina and.
Speaker 1Father Bump, God bless you all right.
Speaker 2Right, she was like Merry.
Speaker 4Christmas, oh shit, oh sweet.
Speaker 2I wonder what's going to happen to her, though, because you know, like she gonna say father, forgive me, I have sinned do a couple.
Speaker 3Hail.
Speaker 2Marys and she gonna be forgiven and her knees gonna be as muscly as yours by the time she done holy shit. But you know they handle stuff differently, especially when it comes with the church and the Vatican.
Speaker 3They gonna overrule the shit.
Speaker 2Because if none of them, pervy priests, let my sister go.
Speaker 1She went into a Negro spiritual. Oh my god, what.
Speaker 4No, what Yo? What, oh, my God Yo.
Speaker 1I got a fucking headache.
Speaker 4Let my people go the fuck, oh shit.
Speaker 1She got me sweating bro.
Speaker 2Oh my God, she either part in the Red Sea or traveling beneath bitches' houses Bleed bitches Traveling beneath bitches. Listen.
Speaker 1I'm done. You're probably Harriet Moses.
Speaker 2Moses Tubman yo holy shit, let my people go.
Speaker 1Oh shit, she got me sweating. Merry Christmas everyone. Oh man oh fuck this shit, I got a headache, oh my God.
Speaker 2Well, good luck to Sister Mary Clarence Yo.
Speaker 1I'm naming this shit. Let my people go. What, yeah, okay, oh my God. What's next? Let's move on before I fucking pass out. Oh my God, what's next? Let's move on before I fucking pass out. Oh my God.
Speaker 2So what was another name that your parents wanted to give you? Let my people go.
Speaker 4There he is.
Speaker 3Holy shit, holy shit. Um, I don't even know. I don't even know, dog. Truth be told, I don't think it was another name my mother wanted to give me, because she told me that she got my name from a cousin. So I'm a second or a junior.
Speaker 2Not, you're a junior, what the fuck.
Speaker 1A junior no.
Speaker 4No, no, he was named after your father, it would have made more sense.
Speaker 3Hey, yo I'd have been David III.
Speaker 2Yo you are.
Speaker 3That's why I said it.
Speaker 2Oh my God, I know my parents. So my father wanted me to be a junior and wanted to name me after him. I can't see that, but his brother ended up naming his firstborn my father's whole name Uh-uh.
Speaker 3And so it just knocked me out of the running. That's shady as hell.
Speaker 2So I ended up getting my father's first name as my middle name because of that, but my mother actually wanted to name me after a car that she liked at the time hey yo which was Tercel.
Speaker 1Pinto.
Speaker 2Toyota Tercel Tercel.
Speaker 3Pinto. He said fucking Pinto, you get on my nerves. Toyota.
Speaker 2Tercel. No, they actually called me El El Camino hey yo.
Cleaning Rituals and Family Names
Speaker 1I'm leaving. Leave it up to my mother. She probably would have called me like Soka or some shit Yo shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3Shut the fuck up, soka Kabit.
Speaker 1My middle name would have been like Calypso or some shit Soka.
Speaker 3Calypso, your middle name would have been 30. Hey, yo, 30 days or less, yeah, oh my god, oh god why?
Speaker 2well, I'm glad I have the name I have yeah, kinda sorta jury's still out for me.
Speaker 380% of my name is my father's name and I don't yeah, Well, yeah, Kind of sort of Kind of sort of yeah, jerry's still out.
Speaker 1For me, 80% of my name is my father's name and I don't. Yeah, wait, not 80%, yeah, 80%, like the first.
Speaker 2Six names.
Speaker 1My first name is my name and the rest of my name middle last name is my father. Okay, so one third. Okay, last name is my father, okay, so one third. Okay. There was like there was no thought into this. I want to make you a junior, but I already got a junior, so I'm just gonna stick my name in the middle of your name and call it that, like sort of like that's crazy I was going to have it changed too. Really, I was going to take my mother's last name.
Speaker 2Yeah, I felt always out of place because my three siblings all have their names, all start with the same letter, like my father, and then it's me.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Your uncle wanted to be an ass.
Speaker 1I didn't particularly like my father, so I didn't want his last name. So I was just like I'm going to change it. My father, so I didn't want his last name. So I, I was just like I, I'm going to change it. But then to change it to what I, to my mother's last name, would have made it sound like I'm a narcissist or some shit really, because it was just like, yeah, especially how my, my attitude was, I'm like I'm not what. The last name was, king come, I would have been on some shit.
Speaker 3Clearly that you're already on. See how he lit up. He's like man. I was about to destroy bitches.
Speaker 2I already did, no matter what name I had, mr King, mr.
Speaker 1King, real shit, real shit.
Speaker 3Nah Another question real shit, real shit, but no another question if y'all cleaning the whole house, where do you start?
Speaker 2kitchen. I always start in the kitchen yeah, I, I.
Speaker 1I am a type of person that I like to cook and I don't like a fucking messy kitchen. So when I do cook I want to make sure the kitchen is tidy so I can cook in a clean kitchen.
Speaker 3Now you stole my answer.
Speaker 1I just can't stand a dirty kitchen.
Speaker 2Yeah, I start in the kitchen and then my bedroom is always last, which is why it always looks the same, because by the time I get there, I'm done.
Speaker 1Yeah, I got OCD. So when it comes to cleaning, though, like I rearrange everything, especially my bedroom, my bedroom never looks the same twice in like six months. Yeah, Like every three months it changes. This time it's had to be the longest time I've had in my bedroom the way it is, Because I just forgot.
Speaker 3So let me map y'all through how I clean, Because the bitch got ADHD hey yo. I will start in the kitchen. Then if I find something in the kitchen that doesn't belong in the kitchen, I will go in the kitchen. Then if I find something in the kitchen that doesn't belong in the kitchen, I will go to bring it to where it belongs and then notice that it's messy in here Like, oh, that thing is too, so I will fucking start in that room that TikTok thing no that's not learning. That's true facts.
Speaker 3Like when I saw that I was like, damn, that's what I fucking do, it's the truth, so it becomes overwhelming for me a lot of times. So, like my husband will come and he'll be like, oh, I need something. Like if I'm focused, I'd be like, yeah, I can't, I can't, I can't stop what I'm doing right now, because if I stop what I'm doing right now it's not going to get done, like I have to complete it, or it's a wrap, like my hair in a wrap, pretty much. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2That's how, like. But for me, like, when I end up in my bedroom to actually clean my bedroom, I end up finding shit like oh yeah, anytime I get anything new, this is just, I have to rearrange my house to fit the new thing.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, anytime I get anything new, it's just I have to rearrange my house to fit the new thing.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 3He got a new TV. I'm about to clean this bitch out.
Speaker 1For real, real shit. Because I got to put it in the right place to make. So you rearrange everything. I rearrange everything. That's crazy. Because now if I got a new TV and I put a new TV in my bedroom, the old TV has to go. So you rearrange everything, I rearrange everything. That's crazy. Everything, yeah Like, especially because now if I got a new TV and I put a new TV in my bedroom, the old TV has to go in the living room and it fits the feng shui of the living room differently. So I changed the living room.
Speaker 3So now you not only rearranging your bedroom, you coming out to rearrange the living room, absolutely so OCD kind of works as ADHD, but I complete In its own way.
Speaker 1I complete my tasks.
Speaker 3No, I complete mine too. I eventually go back, just in a quicker way, she's like I eventually go back next week.
Speaker 2I do it in a quicker way. I just bounce around.
Speaker 1I can rearrange the living room, the bedroom, clean the kitchen all with it, before I watch football on Sunday.
Speaker 2Oh, okay.
Speaker 1But I get up early too. That's a different thing, because I get up. I'll be up by six. I'm like, all right, let me play my soca music.
Speaker 2And I'm going, and that's the thing. Yeah, I turn my music on and just start cleaning. And yeah, what room takes you the longest?
Speaker 1My bathroom because I never do it. My wife has to clean the bathroom. That's crazy. My wife had to clean the bathroom. I clean everything in the motherfucking house. I clean my kids' room once the way I want it to be clean and they will have to keep it clean that way. But there's still days where I know they're busy kids now, now. So I know it's never going to be as clean. So every like once in a blue moon I go in there and straighten that shit out.
Speaker 3You know what takes the longest to clean for me closets. You get fucking lost.
Speaker 1You would think a closet would be like the easiest thing, because it's a small area of space, but it's so much exactly you find some people like now you have to think it's
Speaker 3a small area of space, but it's so much shit exactly you find something you have to think. It's not just like cleaning and make it like flow in a way.
Speaker 2You've given yourself extra tasks yeah yeah, yeah I'm most proud about cleaning the goddamn bathroom. Like I love like when the bathroom's clean, because it's like, oh, this is an achievement.
Speaker 3But it gets dirty the quickest, yeah. As soon as you walk out it's dirty, yeah.
Speaker 2But like, this is an achievement, but it gets dirty the quickest. Yeah, it does. As soon as you walk out, it's dirty, but like and I don't know how I'm not dead yet because I use every product and the chemicals.
Speaker 4And you know, they tell you you ain't supposed to be mixing chemicals and I swear to life.
Speaker 1I'll be drowning. I did that shit earlier today, like I was doing the dishes. That shit, I'll be drowning. I did that shit earlier today Like. I was doing the dishes and shit and like the counters needed to be wiped down so it has stains and shit on it. So I was like fuck. So I poured a little bit bleach to try to water and bleach to get the stain out. And then I was like I hate the smell of bleach so I put a little pint salt on it.
Speaker 1I almost fucked myself up this morning.
Speaker 3Yeah, I almost fucked myself up this morning. Yeah See, I've learned too. I just mix the water With dish soap and bleach and then I pour little spots Of Bitesol on the floor areas and then I mop it with the bleach water. I got a story.
Speaker 1So when I was young Like young to not know what bleach can do to you you drank it. No, I had to go to the bathroom. So bad. But the the toilet wasn't working right, something was up with our plumbing and we so I couldn't go in the bathroom and use it. So I was like yo, I gotta pee somewhere. So I was like I don't want to just pee anywhere. I'm gonna find bucket, pour some bleach in the bucket so it won't stink like pee and everybody be like ooh he's. So I start peeing in that motherfucking bucket with bleach. I almost Yo the fumes and the aroma. I almost died. I was like what the fuck?
Speaker 2fuck he made a napalm, I almost took my ass out. He needed with some ammonia, and then the house was going to explode.
Speaker 1I did not know. Yo, as a kid, you don't know these shit. I just, I just know bleach, clean shit and I was like well, if I can.
Speaker 3Not absorb the pee I almost killed myself.
Speaker 1Oh my God.
Speaker 3He's a fucking dumb kid, dumb as fuck.
Speaker 2He's still calling his Bayesian blocks.
Speaker 3He was talking while he was peeing.
Speaker 1Bayesian blocks didn't teach me about bleach, he was peeing and going.
Speaker 3One eh, eh, eh, two eh eh, eh, oh, my God, you was peeing going one eh eh eh, two eh eh eh, eh.
Speaker 1Oh my God, I know I'm not the only one that did that.
Speaker 2I've never peed in a bleach bottle.
Speaker 1But I know somebody out there.
Speaker 2Oh my God, Please let us know if you've peed in a bleach bottle, something close to it, he's like please give me bleach.
Speaker 1I know I'm not the only one.
Speaker 2Anyway. So Daddy Yankee is in the news. He's claiming that his wife withdrew $100 million from his bank account without his consent. Sounds familiar. His wife should have never done that without his consent. Oh, sounds familiar. So he has since gone after her. His wife should have never done that.
Speaker 2He's since gone after his estranged wife with legal action accusing her of unauthorized withdrawals from his business accounts totaling $100 million. They revealed that her, with her sister, transferred $80 million from El Cartel Records and $20 million from Los Congres accounts without his permission. Yeah, he claims that he had previously revoked their authorizations to handle transactions on those accounts and accusing them of improperly gaining control over his label's operations and making poor financial decisions. Accusing them of improperly gaining control over his label's operations and making poor financial decisions. He's now seeking to have both of the women removed from their corporate roles and granted access to critical financial records. So the legal battle comes shortly after the couple announced their separation after nearly 30 years of marriage. They have two children and daddy yankee, um.
Speaker 2he retired from music last year, which I didn't know um, to focus on his spiritual life and now he's facing a lot of public scrutiny as this whole situation is unfolding, and I think a lot of it is like people are like, well, that's his wife and she holds a certain position in the company and she has access to it. So what's the problem? And did she have to get authorization from you previously, or is it now just because your guys are estranged?
Speaker 3so how I feel about that is they. They are right, like they still married, and if you ain't shut that shit down. However, if he even could possibly do that, so he's saying that he.
Speaker 1Sick he didn't give her that suave. Give that woman a kiss and get your money back.
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Speaker 2Put your nipples away, sean. Oh my God, give that woman a kiss and get your money back. But he was saying that I guess, like he had revoked, like her, clearly he didn't do it right. Well, he's trying to figure out that she, her and her sister found some way to override it, and so that's why he's like.
Speaker 3Like I said he should have, he should have did it he should have just fired her so she wouldn't have access to anything. Yeah or just go ahead and just go through the divorce. Already Now you don't lost the money. Then you go through the actual divorce you probably gonna lose more money.
Speaker 1I don't think there's anything he could do about this.
Speaker 3No, I don't think so either, unless he could prove that it was actually revoked correct. She did some faulty shit.
Speaker 2That's the only way if he can show like, because it's a corporation. So when you're giving people authorization and taking authorization back, there's probably be some paperwork or electronically right on a record yeah, so might be, but do you want to have that fight or do you want to just be like? You know what? We're getting a divorce, so that's your settlement.
Speaker 3Basically right, like you already took what you had.
Speaker 1Don't fight.
Speaker 3But people coming for him is not right, like, at the end of the day, she stole that money yeah.
Speaker 2But the thing I think that makes it worse is in your sister, for real.
Speaker 1You got the gold in this bitch. She probably put up to it. That's a man, some shit.
Speaker 3She's like you know he been cheating on you. Let's go get this money and live our best lives. It sound like a Tyler Perry movie, right? No, for real.
Speaker 1You some suavemente.
Speaker 3Yo Shut up, you get on my nerves.
Speaker 1This is like, come on, like black people love this shit right here, Come on, everybody who is listening to this right now is jamming, shaking their little hips in the car.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, all right Hips, don't lie.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm all for that. Yeah, you are. That wasn't even Daddy Yankee, I just played some shit. Yeah, you brought it back, holy shit.
Speaker 3So brought it back.
Speaker 2That was Elvis. Yeah, elvis Crispo, elvis, crispo, crispo.
Speaker 3Dang, I wanted to talk about this story, but I don't have the whole thing.
Speaker 1Oh no, I don't wanna hear, I do.
Speaker 3You ain't hear about the French man.
Speaker 1The French man.
Speaker 3He drugged his wife. Multiple people he drugged his wife so she could be unconscious and allow people to rape her. Wow, you get on my nerves.
Speaker 1Well, that happened. Why would he do that?
Speaker 3Moving on.
Speaker 1Well, he's French. Not the country of love. He's full of love, I guess.
Speaker 4Yeah, evidently.
Speaker 2His name was Dominic Pellicott, and evidently he was drugging his wife, having sex with her and then inviting Dozens of men To come in and also Take advantage of her body. That wasn't his wife's name, he was just like oh my god.
Speaker 3She probably had good pussy and he wanted everybody To experience what he was experiencing, and he just did it the stupid way.
Speaker 1Was he getting paid for it? Wait a minute. So she didn't know about this, so she just woke up with shit just leaking out of her and she was like oh, my god, what happened? Like you're so healthy, she didn't have a question, or shit.
Speaker 3Leaking out of her and he only got 20 years. That's it.
Speaker 1Well, their laws are different. This is spanish. I know we talking about so much french, but but, uh, she didn't.
Speaker 2You know, she wanted all of this to be put out. She didn't want, um, she wanted it exposed in the public. So they actually put out, like in the the news and in the papers over there, um, the names, ages, jobs and the faces of all the people who did it. That's right, yeah, she was like. Now, if y'all so bold to violate me um, so the husband is doing 20 years. You said, yeah, he got 20 years in prison. He got, he was convicted Wow.
Speaker 3He still got more years than the nigga jumping over the fucking rainbow to get to the judge. I meant less.
Speaker 2So far there were 50 other men that were convicted. 50? Yeah, like this was like it was huge and I don't Did they say how? I'm not speaking about that.
Speaker 3She was competing with the 101 day girl but it wasn't even really competing for real. But imagine like but how long of a court did it say how long this was going on for?
Speaker 1Like she had to be Drugged like multiple times.
Speaker 3Yeah, he was just Drugging her ass, so she was like Every time he gave me this juice Like.
Speaker 2And then she started Leaking.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's so fucking Don't drink the juice. So nasty. He could have been Putting stuff in her food. It didn't have to be juice Like yo, or he could just Hit her in in her food.
Speaker 2It didn't have to be juice like yo, or he could just hit her in the back of the head every time this motherfucker cook, I just wake up with leaking. That's disgusting let me cook from now on like no, she's not a baguette, like she's not they older, so he probably lying to her like oh no, you don't remember.
Speaker 3Like you know how people do sometimes Wait, this is an older couple, yeah, holy shit, stop it.
Speaker 1I'm sorry. I just seen a picture of them. What Stop it? So it was part of her daily meds that she had.
Speaker 3Could have been, you never know.
Speaker 1Because she looked like she was pushing 80.
Speaker 2But what makes it even worse is she 35. She also contracted multiple STDs.
Speaker 3He didn't even have them strap up either.
Speaker 2And.
Speaker 1God damn Yo.
Speaker 2She thankfully tested negative for HIV. Hiv, yeah, but there was at the time, I guess, someone in the group had it but she tested negative. But she's going to have to keep getting tested regularly because it don't always show up right away, but that's horrible. I can't imagine what she.
Speaker 3And only 20 years? That is. That's wild. That's assault with a deadly weapon.
Speaker 2This is somebody who you put your trust in, somebody you potentially loved, that will violate you. I'm moving on. That will violate you in that way, but then have other people violate you. I can't do this with a tweet, y'all. Why are you like this?
Speaker 3the fact that I was so serious and he just decided to just lose it. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this.
Speaker 1I can't do this, I can't do Yo assault with a deadly weapon? It is. It is Weapons.
Speaker 3No, that one weapon, that one weapon.
Speaker 1Thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 4She ain't dead, oh my.
Speaker 1God, no for her health.
Speaker 3Her health ain't dead either. Bro, did you say her health ain't dead?
Speaker 2oh, my god no for her health her health ain't dead either, bro, did you say her health ain't?
Speaker 3dead. Why, I don't know why? Damn, that's fucked up that is fucked up, like that's absolutely fucked up so florida and all of the nasty bitches down there is mad Cause they ain't getting drugged either, because Pornhub is going to block visitors from Florida um to be able to access their site, their website.
Speaker 2There's a ban, um. There's a new um age verification law that goes into effect in Florida, um, and so it's going to be banning a whole lot of, a lot of little sexy time um trick daddy even had he was mad yes, he's upset.
Speaker 1I'm not understanding what's happening here. There's a new law.
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Speaker 2That's so. Florida cannot banning Florida residents. Yeah, from watching.
Speaker 1Why? Because Florida banning florida residents.
Speaker 2There's like yeah, there's a watching verification law. Yeah, why? Because florida? Why does florida do anything they do? Evidently there's an epidemic down there oh god, okay got you. That's a wild. But yeah, uh trick daddy had. Daddy came out with a whole post mad and complaining because I guess Pornhub is one that he accesses and frequents regularly.
Speaker 1And now he got to be his meat to French porn. There is a workaround, guys.
Speaker 3Not French porn no.
Speaker 1No, hey, hey yo.
Speaker 4Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Speaker 1French porn means four Spokakis. That is so sad she was asleep.
Speaker 2That's why I was forced. You can't sleep Now, you. Somebody said they was going to use old copies of National Geographic now To get off.
Speaker 1There is a way to still get Uh-uh. Okay, just help my fellow.
Speaker 2Floridians. But it's not just Florida, because evidently it's in Alabama as well. It's all the fucking countries, all of the southern. Yeah, did you say all the countries?
Speaker 3No, I was like the country. Bumpkins is what I was going to say, but she was like Southerners. You cut me off.
Speaker 1Well, because they aunts, uh-uh Okay.
Speaker 4Uh-uh.
Speaker 1I'm trying to remember her Negro spiritual I was going to sing that no. Mama swingin' low.
Speaker 3Well, so we'll bring it to michigan with the idiots. Oh, michigan got idiots now a man was arrested for? No, okay, this is musky muskegon. Muskegon, michigan. A man was arrested for allegedly stabbing his company's president during a staff meeting. The workplace incident occurred at the office of Anderson Express Incorporated on Tuesday.
Speaker 1Is that a health thing like insurance? I don't know.
Speaker 3Okay 32-year-old Nathan Mahoney allegedly stabbed Eric Dinslow in the side, and then he fled the scene and his vehicle was apprehended. Apprehended, oh my god, 15 minutes after officers received yo, he was a pendant you are bad in a thousand it was an attempt for him to do like a fake copycat. Uh thing for the ceo, brian thompson. Yeah, how stupid are you? What?
Speaker 4is wrong with people out there.
Speaker 1That's crazy, yo. This whole thing with the killing of the CEO and this UnitedHealth thing. I'm telling you it's just gonna spiral out. People's gonna have enough of paying for shit. They don't need fucking insurance, just paying for in case shit happens, like people's gonna. They're gonna start doing some wild shit as you see Start. It's going to get worse.
Speaker 2Yes, it is, did y'all see the TikTok.
Speaker 4What, what.
Speaker 3Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2Ariana Grande sir.
Speaker 3Did she turn? So did y'all see the TikTok person, idiot, who was going around spraying pesticide? Oh my God, yes, and recorded it. It was in Walmart.
Speaker 2It was Walmart All the vegetables and fruits and shit.
Speaker 3Wow, recorded it.
Speaker 2It was in Walmart.
Speaker 3It was.
Speaker 2Walmart.
Speaker 3All the vegetables and fruits and shit.
Speaker 2Wow, yeah, like yeah.
Speaker 1And really recording it as like to post on TikTok and nobody was like what the fuck is this man doing?
Speaker 2He claimed he was trolling for views. Now you trolling in jail, stupid, and it was a black boy and like he literally like, if you watch the video like he was going around and he just his can of spray. He just spraying all the bananas and the peaches and just everything, just walking through, just spraying all the produce lettuce and cabbage and shit and the sponsor and thought for him doing this was hey, I'm gonna get my views up you know, as you can see, this is what the third uh influencer this body about they being a sick time
Speaker 1no, seriously y'all doing stupid shit now, like you're gonna risk the potentially the best years of your life in jail just because you wanted to get views. Oh, now you can get. Now, hey, record your time in prison so he could get caught with contraband. Oh, he wants views, he'll get views oh no, they be.
Speaker 2Yeah, they be getting views. Yeah, they get views. I can't tell you how many accounts like when I when I'm scrolling through TikTok and all of these inmates and stuff is just on there. How do you know?
Speaker 3they're inmates.
Speaker 2That's crazy, because they in their cells.
Speaker 1Oh, why is your timeline? I'm sorry what?
Speaker 3Not my timeline. How Like do you think some other like prisons, different places in different these is in America, no, I mean in different states and stuff have different laws for allowing them to have like that In our prisons they have that.
Speaker 1We fucking give them tablets. They got tablets. Phones, they got all that shit. If you make it into the good, good population like a certain block of the the prison, you you get like your own space, like I just did a walkthrough of a prison. They got their fucking own tablets.
Speaker 3Yeah, if you got your own space. That is not the good, that's not good. I know they got. If you want single cell, status.
Speaker 2That is not good. They had a juice weed.
Speaker 1No, they had bunks and shit. Shit was crazy.
Speaker 2Yeah, Shit was crazy. No, it is wild to see how much access, though, like inmates have now just with the outside world, Social media, everything they just and actually profiting Like they make money off of this and it's like what in the world?
Speaker 3And they got jobs inside of them and yet we paying for them through our taxes is crazy, Yep yep, they need their rations.
Speaker 1I know niggas go to jail just to get their teeth fixed. That's Jadakiss' line. That's crazy.
Speaker 3No, people go to jail for a lot of shit Housing, healthcare, pbls Exactly, sometimes Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Man like.
Speaker 3Whole changes.
Speaker 2So talk about a family throwing you under the bus, uh-oh, so there is a Mexican family that voted in support.
Speaker 2No, this story had me dying that voted for the pumpkin muffin, who will be in office next month and you know Trump's whole deportation plan, and unfortunately that includes him. Um. So jaime cachua was 10 months old when he immigrated to the united states from mexico and he's lived here um pretty much almost his whole life, in rome, georgia, where he raises his four children with his wife, Jennifer. His best chance to become a legal US resident was a new program for undocumented immigrants. Wait time out.
Speaker 1He's been here since he was 10 months old and he was an undocumented person since he was 10 months and he's an adult now.
Speaker 3Yes, and he never thought about.
Speaker 1Not one time did he think about getting. So how did he vote?
Speaker 3How did he vote?
Speaker 2Oh, I don't know if he voted, his family did.
Speaker 3Oh, his family voted.
Speaker 2They voted for Trump and his policies, which is now affecting him.
Speaker 3I was about to say how the fuck he vote.
Speaker 2So he was depending on Lucy in his policies, which is now affecting him.
Speaker 2I was about to say how the fuck he vote Um, so he was depending on Lucy program that they have for undocumented immigrants, um, who are married to us citizens and have lived in the country for at least 10 years without committing any crimes. But last month, that program was struck down by a federal judge appointed by Donald Trump. Um, but last month that program was struck down by a federal judge appointed by Donald Trump. Most of the voters in his county, floyd County, which includes Rome, georgia, rome in Georgia supported Trump, who has promised mass deportations as soon as he comes into office.
Speaker 1So so, sorry office, so sorry Jaime and your family. Motherfuckers been telling y'all motherfuckers Thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 4Oh no.
Speaker 1Y'all believe. Y'all believe that motherfucker. To tell the truth, that's a convicted Felon that just won the office and y'all want to believe him. Get what you give. I'm not.
Speaker 3Oh, I am so able to get a kiss.
Speaker 2It was so bad, so we have some fan mail.
Speaker 1Oh Jesus, I can just feel like this is about to be about me.
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Speaker 2We've got some fan mail, so all right. One of our plus ones said Yo, sean A said the tar on her teeth after biting Mr Penis wait. When did we say that wait, what the fuck that was like I think it was not in the last episode. Was it in the last episode or the? Episode before that holy shit, that might have been one of the comments that got by you. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3It probably did. I think that was the one before the last episode, this one was.
Speaker 2Might have been from the last one or the one before that too it says so. Mister is into getting his ass licked. Sounds like power bottom ish I did not say that.
Speaker 1Let's be clear. I said it when she licked the gooch.
Speaker 2No, I'm not explaining myself next one we have says okay, nini, I am feeling your song. I can see Nene Von Fuckingberg's album cover.
Speaker 3Thank you for getting the right name.
Speaker 2Her sitting in a chair, a little billboard head red lipstick, holding a helmet in her left hand and wearing crotchless fishnet stockings.
Speaker 3Oh, you pictured my album cover so well.
Speaker 1Yo, that is a go, I swear to.
Speaker 2God, you forgot the lashes. I pictured that whole thing. Oh my God.
Speaker 3And me sitting with my legs wide open.
Speaker 2And the last one we have says yes, sean A, I am the gift.
Speaker 3I know that's right.
Speaker 2That was the response to our last episode, where I had referenced being the gift and then one of our plus ones. That's where I got that from, so thank you. Thank you so much for all your fan mail, thank you?
Speaker 3yes, so we got a listener's question. You seem to be the talk of the town, mister oh my god, what do I do now, mister? Yes, you want us to believe that just about all the women from your past have bad, smelly pussy. You know you're the common denominator in your stories, right? Ever think about your foreskin pullback game, not the fucking foreskin first of all you got a turtleneck.
Speaker 1No, first of all, I never said all the girls that I dealt with had back. I never said that. That's what I heard. I never said that the ones I dealt with they just bad sex. Those was the ones you didn't try. I don't have foreskin to pull back. He said that you didn't try. But whoever that is.
Speaker 3Did you say you don't what? You don't have a turtleneck, fuck. No, oh, you look like a turtleneck kind of guy. Wow, my elephant trunk.
Speaker 4Is it?
Speaker 2the elephant trunk or a mushroom trunk.
Speaker 3Oh, ew, it just sounds nasty.
Speaker 1That's wild. I'm not talking about my penis on there. It does the job Well, very well.
Speaker 3So I guess this question is for me and Sianae.
Speaker 2Uh-oh.
Speaker 3You ever walk around with a good pussy. Smile on your face.
Speaker 2Why do you think I'm so happy?
Speaker 3Who the hell said that?
Speaker 1So y'all walking around knowing that y'all pussy. Good, that's what that question is saying.
Speaker 3Okay, Next question.
Speaker 2That is wild, that is crazy, that is wild that is crazy, that is wild.
Speaker 1You got him blushing over here.
Speaker 2It's cold outside.
Speaker 3Do you think the way a person walks indicates how good their sex is? Yes, well, I don't know about the sex part, but you can determine whether or not they walking around with something to work with.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3You can't tell by the walk sometimes.
Speaker 2No, I don't think so yeah, I don't think you can determine by the walk how well.
Speaker 3If you see a girl walking, can you tell if she got some good coochie or not? No, that'd be weird if you could. Yeah, fuck Right, boop, boop, boop. Look how she walking that bitch got some good pussy.
Speaker 1Why she walking with a limp Like she got crabs or some shit.
Speaker 3Oh, my God.
Speaker 1Nasty yeah she got bed bugs.
Speaker 2That is nasty Bed bugs.
Speaker 3That's a wild, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1That's when people be sleeping in it. Ew, what a France. Oh shit, wow, oh shit.
Speaker 2But she couldn't say kilometer, but she speak French, hey shit happens.
Speaker 3Suave Buongiorno, Yo get out of here.
Speaker 1But could y'all? I don't know, I didn't hear y'all answer the question Can you tell by how they walk?
Speaker 3No, I said I can't tell about the sex. I just said you could tell if they have a package.
Speaker 1By how they walk.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm no, speak your peace no, I was just gonna clarify. She said that they have a package, that they're not a kindle, but I was gonna say that they have a larger package, wow mm-hmm okay and that's it.
Speaker 3Thank you for those questions.
Speaker 1Thank you, thank you, thank you Woo.
Speaker 3That was not me. It was too high.
Speaker 1And now, ladies and gentlemen, it is time, okay, bufasa.
Speaker 1I'm just gonna get to it, I did something spectacular Is I didn't listen to myself on my episode and I actually picked some winners, did you? I did the people. I picked Little tweaks here and there, but I ended up winning. I did a smaller parlay, I did like a five-leg parlay and I hit, and I did an individual one which I missed by one. Lamar Jackson passed under 200-and-something yards but I won. Yay, I won. I won some dollars. So I know, know, you know I'm a professional. Now you know what you know, you know.
Speaker 3No, I'm not, I'm a professional I am not a professional.
Speaker 1Please don't listen to me, because I didn't even listen to me. I went back and changed some shit, and if you were smart you would do the same thing.
Speaker 2Were those the recommendations I gave you.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 3He wouldn't tell.
Speaker 1Absolutely not, but thank you for playing Week 17. This is going to be after this coming Sunday, after Christmas. So first of all, let me say a hearty goodbye, a hearty, hearty goodbye to the 49ers and my Dallas Cowboys, who are not in contention for the playoff. Their season is over, and I've been saying it all fucking year Dallas, this is just not our year. We're done. 49ers was a surprise because they was in damn near Super Bowl last year. I know they got really close or something like that. So and they're out too. So you got shit to say about Dallas. Say the same shit about 49ers, not Because them motherfuckers was just in that shit not too long ago. Simple.
Speaker 2The motherfuckers was just in that shit not too long ago. Yeah, but cool.
Speaker 1Kyle Grossman what it's the truth. You can't take your loss. I'm taking my loss. I took my loss five weeks ago. I knew he wasn't going nowhere. So me talking now A the 49ers didn't make it either, and they were supposed to be the better team. So ha, no, week 17. I'm going parlay picks Chiefs over the Steelers, ravens over the Texans. I have Seattle over the Bears. I have Chargers over the Patriots. I have. I'm going to go Broncos over Beng Bears. I have Chargers over the Patriots. I have. I'm going to go Broncos over Bengals. Now, I know that's that might be my upset pick of the week, but Bo Nix has been balling and Bo Nix is the quarterback for Broncos. But Joe Burrows has been stepping it up. They just played a hell of a game in week 16. So, yeah, I'm going to say that's going to be my upset pick of the week Broncos over Bengals, Rams over Cardinals. Nene, I'm going to throw Vikings-Packers who. You got Vikings, you got Vikings. Wow.
Speaker 2Nene.
Speaker 1I'm going to go. Packers who you got Vikings.
Speaker 2You got a Vikings. Wow, nene, I'm going to go Packers.
Speaker 3Wow.
Football Picks and Cartoon References
Speaker 1Okay, and then I have ooh. First of all, eagles and Washington played last week Sunday and that was a hell of a game for one and the Eagles lost, washington won. So I think one of y'all motherfuckers called that last week. I know I picked Washington to win in my pick-em league, but I think on the air I said Eagles, but I think one of y'all motherfuckers yeah, I said the Washington. Yo, what a fucking pick and what a fucking pick and what a fucking game that was. I have a co-worker that sits on the side when I'm in the office. She sits on the other side of me. She's an Eagles fan and her husband is a Washington fan. So we got to talking like I wonder how the household is going to be in that game. And for Washington to pull it out last minute type of shit, she ain't cooking up nothing. She probably was pissed.
Speaker 3I can't wait to talk to her. She probably went in and threw all the food all over the place. I can't wait to talk to her, nobody's eating supper tonight.
Speaker 1What? And Saquon Barkley was breaking records. Well, he's on a road to break a record. He ran for like 140-something yards or some shit like that. But we got Dallas playing Eagles next week and I'm going to go with the. We ain't got nothing else to lose. So fuck it the Cowboys, because if the Washington Redskins can beat Well Washington's better than us. I'm going Eagles, I'm going Eagles and then Lions 49ers. I know this is more than six picks, but these games, these matchups, is amazing. I'm going Lions over the 49ers. And lastly, I got some individual picks. I'll make this real quick. What am I? Well, never mind, I don't have any individual picks for you, so pick your own.
Speaker 4That's my pick.
Speaker 1six and if you believe in what I say, go ahead and make those picks. If not, don't listen to me. Don't listen to me at all. I am not a professional.
Speaker 2But I did make a little. But congrats to you for making it.
Speaker 1But I did make a little bit of change this last weekend. Finally, I'm thinking I might make a little bit more change this weekend because I like those picks. I know some of them it's iffy, but that Washington Eagles one that was a good one. So next we have your favorite part. Your favorite part of the show, the mom got the bomb run out and tell your friends drop a gem on them, ayyy.
Speaker 2And now gems pull gas Like a big sample on stems. The mom got the bomb run out and tell your friends drop a gem on them.
Speaker 1Hurry up, drop some gems on y'all real quick I can't help it. You drop some gems, all right. Thank you, havoc. I will drop a gem on him. I don't know, it's corny.
Speaker 4You're welcome, mister, if.
Speaker 1Havoc ever sounds like that in real life, she would be fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2Who's that rapper with the different voice? His talking voice is so different.
Speaker 3Oh, what's his name? Ddg, ddg, oh yeah.
Speaker 1Don't talk about my baby or Holly. I don't consider her my ex she family, she family.
Speaker 3Oh, they broke up.
Speaker 2Yeah, they broke up like yeah.
Speaker 3I ain't gonna pay attention to that shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was a couple months ago. She was like I don't like how you talking to me. He was like Do you like this? Now she's like what the fuck is that? You need to go Fur. He said fur, fur. Anyway, you need to go Fur. He said fur, fur.
Speaker 4Anyway, this is too much, it is.
Speaker 1You sound like a damn 90s cartoon character. Episode of He-Man.
Speaker 4I've got the power Fur Get out of here.
Avoiding Negative Conversations
Speaker 1Fur, that's a tiger, a cowly tiger turning into a. Get out of here. Remember Snarf, snarf? Okay, never mind, let's get to the gym. Sorry, first gym you got played because you fell in love with words, not action.
Speaker 2First jim you got played because you fell in love with words, not action. I'm gonna say, oh shit, sad, but true, really. Yes, because I fell in love with words, no longer giving shit about what the fuck you say. Like you need to show me like people say whatever they think is going to sound good and whatever they think you're going to believe. Yeah, and you really really have to pay attention to how people move.
Speaker 3Yeah, because that is their true intentions yeah, because where does it get you caught up? Quick as fuck.
Speaker 2And I felt like you ever got caught up with words, sir. I had, I have, don't, sir?
Speaker 3I have, I have. Don't let me write a book, I have.
Speaker 2I have, but I've learned my lesson. I've said that actually to someone before. Like stop talking to me. Yeah, show me, show me, because at this point, like just stop, show me what you want. Mm-hmm, those people be whispering sweet nothings.
Speaker 1I want action, Not the bag of moats. I just realized he said not a bag of moats Like today.
Speaker 4Not a bag of moats. I always thought action, not a bag of mouth, like today and now. I want you home what you want Action.
Speaker 2Shut up, bitch Nene. What would you say to the question To the gym?
Speaker 3No, I agree.
Speaker 1Alright, gym number two. After I say that's crazy twice, please wrap up your story. I agree, yeah, mm-hmm, all right.
Speaker 3Gem number two After I say that's crazy, twice please wrap up your story.
Speaker 1I feel like after I say that's crazy once, I think like Wrap up your fucking story, listen. I think like when I get to the that's crazy part, it's like it's an automatic red flag for you to start like realize I am no longer interested in what you're saying, because I feel like that's like a universal sign saying like I'm I don't care now, if people really know you and when they're talking to you, you're tapped out the first few words in there because he's done that shit to me and i'll'd be like, are you listening to me?
Speaker 2No, that's crazy, that's crazy. And you can clearly tell when he's not fucking paying attention to you. So clearly we have both had experience. Yes, and he said before he'll be like oh that's wild, oh that's crazy.
Speaker 1Yes, yes and you know, like he not paying attention and I've done that before the conversation even starts. It's just like hey, if I know who's calling me, and I'm like hey, what's going on. I'm like yeah, well, that's crazy, I'm already done, he's just fucking rude. I know what they're going to talk about. They be like hello. He'd be like nah, that's crazy For real. I know what they're going to talk about and I don't want to talk about it Because that's all they talk about. I can't have that conversation every fucking day.
Speaker 3It's two things I've learned to do. Shit. And eat Dang. How'd you know, no, actually to answer the phone and say I'm busy, I'm going to call you right back and never call back. And the next one is you just don't fucking answer the phone. Oh my God.
Speaker 1So I've been. I've been called out for not answering the phone. I've been told, like yo, just answer the phone. Like just answer the phone. I'm like yo, I know.
Speaker 3Let me ask you a question though. Is it a? Because there's a difference between just answer the phone, like do you answer the phone ever? No, I never do so then that's probably why somebody is saying answer the phone, because you never actually truly know what somebody could be calling for Right.
Speaker 2It could be an emergency.
Speaker 1No, it's never an emergency. It's never. There's three people who calls that? I know exactly what the conversation is going to be who Bay Jen and. Block. Yup, eh, eh, eh, eh and eh eh Yo, without the one, two or three.
Speaker 2If I become nonverbal, then I'm not paying attention anymore. So if I'm just like mm-mm.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3I think people can always tell when I'm not paying attention. Like Sean A has called me out on that shit, that bitch ain't even listening no more.
Speaker 1And don't talk to me when I'm trying to do something. Look at this old dummy bitch. If I'm doing something, if I'm doing something and I do happen to answer the phone, I am definitely not paying attention.
Speaker 2If I'm not in the mood and I answer the phone which I'm never in the mood when I answer the phone Just leave me alone. But let me call you Because but.
Speaker 1I never call people either. But the conversation. You know there they gotta be people in your life that when you talk to them, it's always the same shit. Yes, and it's like there's. This is not a conversation, this is you're. You're fucking up my mental space, my, with all this negative shit that's happening.
Speaker 2Because one they call at the wrong fucking time, every single time they call at the wrong time, and every time you call my phone it's going to be the wrong time and I was about to say that, granted, the person can't tell when the right time is, but it's like certain hours you should know.
Speaker 3Like if it's a couple hours after, after I don't been home from work. Don't fucking call me. Yes, if I just got out of work. Don't fucking call me If I just woke up. Don't fucking call me If I'm breathing don't fucking call me. Who doesn't get that bad?
Speaker 2mother. Yeah, yeah, jesus Christ. There's only certain people that I care to actually speak to on the phone.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't mind having those conversations.
Speaker 2Because you have conversations, because it doesn't stress me, it doesn't add to my mental. I have so many things.
Speaker 1I wish that was the case with me. You know what I'm saying. I wish I could just have a normal conversation about something other than what's happening in your life. That's bad. That, yes, you see what I'm saying and it's like, okay, and it seems like everybody I talk to always have something going on with them that they need to get off their chest. Now, I don't mind being the person that just listens, but that's all I'm doing is listening. I'm not going to give you, I'm going to get you a. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2Or something that is going on in their life.
Speaker 1That's bad that they created. That they created. Yes, turns out, you did this shit to yourself. Absolutely, I can't stand it.
Speaker 2I can't fucking stand it. Like me and Nene could talk on the phone for like hours, hours, could talk on the phone for like hours, hours and most of the time, yeah. Like we could be probably talking about like nothing half the time, or just talking shit about people, because that's what we do, but, um, enjoy ourselves. But then, like I'll get a call from somebody else and I'm like, oh, I know this about to be some shit, yeah, and it always ends up being some shit, yeah, and so a good 37 minutes of the 38 minute phone call will be me going. Yeah, that's crazy yeah, that is crazy.
Speaker 1Yes, yeah, like. So, yeah, I agree, like after the second. That's crazy. I wrap this shit up because there's nothing else. I can't provide anything in this conversation that is going to make you feel better, me feel better, or anything change.
Speaker 3I feel like a horrible person. You are Okay, but the only reason why I say that is because when I hear y'all talk about that, nobody calls me Aw.
Speaker 2I don't know. Let me finish. I thought the sentence ended right there.
Speaker 3Nobody calls me. The all was crazy. No, what I meant to say is nobody calls me to like. Oh, let me talk to you about something that's been bothering me and stuff.
Speaker 2I feel like maybe they know that you ain't shit Not to call me. That's exactly why they don't call you. Maybe they know that you ain't not to call me, don't give a shit. That's exactly why they don't call you. They ever called you the vent.
Speaker 3I don't consider that you calling me that's like if mr calls me the vent, I don't feel like that's a cause to because I feel like I'm. I guess it's more so to like I care about what's bothering you, because if either one of y'all do call me about venting, it's not something you do on a regular basis. So I know that it's a problem.
Speaker 2Something like that is fine, but that's different.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 3But I don't have anybody that constantly calls me complaining about stuff Maybe my daughter, but that's different to me too. You know like that. Maybe my daughter, but that's different to me too. You know like that's my daughter. So she got to call and vent whatever's going on, and she vents a lot. It's just, it is what it is. That's my child, that's different.
Speaker 2Right, which is why I still answer the phone for my mother, because it's like all right, it's my mother to voicemail, I do. I do because I know she ain't calling for nothing.
Speaker 3I'm going to do a quick story, real quick. My mother called me back to back. She ain't. My mother called me back to back one time and.
Speaker 3I'm like I was on the phone with my daughter and so I kept like pushing her to voicemail. I even texted her and said I'm going to call you back and she kept calling me. And she even called my child after. And my son comes out and was like mommy, grandma, calling you and I was like tell her I'm going to call her back. Right, call me again. So I was just like to my daughter let me call you right back, because your grandmother keep blowing on my phone. So I answered like okay, because after a while you think okay, maybe something's wrong. Is whipped cream really whipped? So I called her. So before I hung up with my daughter and before I could dial my mother's number.
Speaker 3she FaceTimed me. So I'm like boop, I'm like oh my God, why are you?
Speaker 2She is on the toilet. She was naked dancing.
Speaker 3I knew you was going to say something, and the only thing she asked she was like oh, what you doing right now? Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2Yo, maybe she needed you to help her work it through because it was stuck.
Speaker 3I said Ma you blowing up my phone just to ask me what I was doing. She was blowing up your phone and the bathroom.
Speaker 2Clearly.
Speaker 1Did you text her and tell her what you was doing?
Speaker 3I didn't tell her what I was doing. I said I will call you back.
Speaker 2So you can get people to stop calling you like that when you do, and they'll be like what you doing I'm masturbating.
Speaker 3Well, see, I found a trick to that. My mother called me one time and she was like what you doing? And I said laying in my bed naked? And she said is your husband next to you? I say yes. She said, oh well, let me call you back later.
Speaker 2I say yep, goodbye I looked at my husband. I said well, I found a way to get home. You have to make them uncomfortable that's crazy you have to, so like like you get somebody to call me and I don't want to talk to them. But I answer the phone because sometimes I'm just too nice. They're like oh, what you doing? I'm like I just shit it on myself.
Speaker 3Hey, you said that to me a couple times. Oh God.
Speaker 1Well, now you know. Alright, Gem number three Alright, at this point, at this point, don't be concerned about who, who told the lie. Be concerned about those who know you and still believed it. That's usually everybody. That's why I don't answer phones.
Speaker 3Yeah, but even if you just run up on it and run into people, like sometimes somebody will come to you with their side of the story, first on purpose, to narrate the situation, and then, when you hear the other side of the other person's, it's up to you to determine whether or not what's what I just got that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I just got that scenario with my nephew and my brother.
Speaker 3It's just like so it's like it's crazy.
Speaker 1I got one story from my nephew, my brother, it's just like so, it's like it's crazy. I got one story from my nephew and I know how he is as a young man who just had a daughter, and I know how his, how he, his behavior is sometimes and I know what he's looking for. But he's in that age where adulthood and that transition from being uh taken care of to now having a a child and have to figure things out on your own and making that transition to manhood like how you kind of want to hold on to both, so his story kind of like doesn't make I'm still holding on the bone, you see well, I haven't fully transitioned, yet yeah, yeah, my brother he's fed up.
Speaker 3You get on my nerves in so many ways.
Speaker 1Well, that's my jeans. I can't imagine seeing you Transition already all right Let the penis go.
Holiday Cheer and Festive Banter
Speaker 3Oh my god, alright. Um well, thank you guys for joining us. Merry christmas. I hope y'all got all the shit y'all wanted for christmas and moha ho, ho ho happy holidays, feliz navidad, yeah.
Speaker 1Ho ho ho. Happy holidays, Feliz Navidad. Yeah, All of that good stuff. Thank you for joining this on this. What?
Speaker 3Y'all that shit. You was talking English motherfuckers. It got you. I'm not reading it. It got you. That's even worse. I'm not reading anything.
Speaker 2You free talking, that's worse Table for three Happy holidays.
Speaker 1Happy Thanksgiving, merry Christmas.
Speaker 3Yo you so annoying.
Speaker 1Merry Christmas, everybody. Hope you enjoyed another episode of Table 3. Hope you got everything under your stockings Under your stockings, under your stockings.
Speaker 3I hope y'all don't have anything under your stockings. The Leafs don't have anything under your stockings. Don't go to France.
Speaker 2Oh, no With anything under your stockings.
Speaker 1We love you. Thank you for joining us, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3Merry Christmas, guys, merry Christmas.
Speaker 1Go to France, see what happens, don't. Don't go to France. We love you.
Speaker 3Prepare your own food and drinks. Yeah, bro, yoo-hoo.
Speaker 4Later, later, ho Yoo-hoo.
Speaker 2Later, uh-huh.
Speaker 4Uh-huh, I don't need to end my stocking there upon the fireplace. Santa Claus won't make me happy with the toys on Christmas day. I just want to own my own, more than you could ever know, more than you could ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is you, you, baby. Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas. I won't even wish for snow and I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe. I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for sending. I won't even stay awake to hear the magic.
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