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Speaker 1:Perfect timing, because it's that time. It is that time, ladies and gentlemen. By the time you hear this episode, it will be the day of Christmas and here, at the Table for Three, we would like to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We want you to be Ready To enjoy the holidays. Get some eggnog, get some drinks, get some Mariah Carey on your stereo and just let it play. Merry Christmas everybody.
Speaker 4:It's you.
Speaker 3:Sing it I don't want a lot for Christmas. Oh no, sing it, I don't want a lot for Christmas, oh no.
Speaker 1:Hello everyone and thank you for joining the table for three. Once again, we enjoy our plus ones. Oh, my God yo. We hope everybody enjoy their Christmas day today.
Speaker 3:Merry Christmas. I forgot what you were about to say. I did.
Speaker 4:Merry Christmas. I don't ask for much Merry Christmas. Look at how she's about to sing. I did Merry Christmas. I don't ask for much Merry Christmas, hey.
Speaker 1:Send me a Christmas gift. I need one. I need something. Send me something. We're giving this to you. This is a gift to you from Table for Three an episode on Christmas. Unwrap it with pride.
Speaker 3:Unwrap it with pride.
Speaker 4:Oh, my God Get out of here.
Speaker 1:All right, hey guys. What more can I do? What?
Speaker 2:more can I do?
Speaker 1:Oh shit, oh shit. I swear to God, if y'all understand the inside joke, y'all will be laughing with us. We'll give it to you soon.
Speaker 3:They laughing with us anyway, I know.
Speaker 1:I know. Welcome back to the table, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us and happy or merry, what I was about to say. Happy Christmas, what the hell. Merry Christmas. Welcome back to the table. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us, and happy or merry, I was about to say. Happy Christmas, what the hell.
Speaker 2:Merry Christmas, happy holidays. Some people do say happy Christmas.
Speaker 1:Happy Christmas, happy holidays, merry Christmas, merry Hanukkah, merry yeah, all the good stuff.
Speaker 3:Jolly Kwanzaa.
Speaker 1:Jolly Kwanzaaanta jolly preparing for today. How was your own week? Was it as busy any last minute shoppings y'all did, or y'all was kind of just chilling I was out for the count.
Speaker 2:I ain't shot for shit. I was sick, all oh, for real, for real. So I was out.
Speaker 1:Wow, you know it takes a lot to get you to be sick and out. I know that is crazy.
Speaker 2:Just took me out. It was coming for me. That's wild, was it?
Speaker 1:That took you out, huh Wow.
Speaker 4:You didn't even say you were sick. Right.
Speaker 2:That is it.
Speaker 1:NeNe, how was your week?
Speaker 3:Oh, it was a week I graduated from the academy. Congratulations.
Speaker 1:Let's get some applause going.
Speaker 3:Thank you. Thank you, that was a quick applause. They was like yay, this bitch barely made it Let me tell y'all, I found out that was a quick applause. They was like, yay, this bitch barely made it. Let me tell y'all, I found out that my knees ain't meant for walking. Oh my God, your knees ain't meant for walking, or not? I've been done with the academy and my legs are tore up. They're burning.
Speaker 1:No, no, that's why you were sick.
Speaker 4:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 3:No, go ahead. No, I'm just saying they just they overworked you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you was working out muscles. You ain't work out, I ain't ever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and your knees yeah.
Speaker 3:We had to do like the muscly ass knees.
Speaker 1:I do.
Speaker 4:That shit ain't Carla Ditch.
Speaker 3:no more Extra muscle Muscle Swirling ass, knees, what?
Speaker 2:You knock on people's doors with your knees.
Speaker 3:Oh, you did leg day, but you ain't do arm day.
Speaker 1:You got muscle in your knees.
Speaker 4:Why, why?
Speaker 3:You don't need to fuck out of a bitch.
Speaker 2:The why is crazy. When you try on pants, all your pants get stuck at your knees.
Speaker 3:Yes, can't get past my knees now.
Speaker 4:Your knees? Hate pants oh.
Speaker 2:You hate to see pants coming. Okay, pants, hate to see pants coming. Hate to see her knees. They run away, so fast, not according to what you just said.
Speaker 3:Not mine. I said the pants.
Speaker 2:They ain't running, they stuck.
Speaker 1:They is stuck.
Speaker 2:Well, congratulations. I had a pair of pants that I had bought one time. It was actually it was like sweatpants and you would think that, like you know, I know sweatpants come in like different. You know sizes, but you would think that it's a sweatpants. They stretch.
Speaker 3:You know one size fits most um and you would say one size fits none.
Speaker 2:I had got stuck around, my, I got stuck around my.
Speaker 3:Yo, when it gets stuck, I want to know they barely made it past my ankles. Them bitches was so tight. Where'd you get them from Sheed?
Speaker 2:We got them from T-Mu. I think T-Mu they did a strike for the child labor laws Because them bitches, barely made it over my calves. They were so tight over my calves it was crazy.
Speaker 3:Not. You had skinny jackets.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to throw the store under the bus because I didn't frequent here.
Speaker 3:He thought he bought sweatpants and got skinny jackets.
Speaker 2:I had low-rise boot cut skinny jackets, looking like Britney Spears in a Mexican vacation Yo.
Speaker 3:That little ass fucking babe didn't see. You saw that shit, crotchless skin Talk about. I don't even know how I got in these Girl. We still trying to figure that out too.
Speaker 2:You know, did you say crotchless sweats? Oh, I thought you said crotchless sweats.
Speaker 4:I got a pair of those I was like actually that's not a bad idea, yeah. Did you say you got a?
Speaker 1:pair of those. Yeah, she did. What the fuck are you walking around with covered?
Speaker 2:Just need a little breeze. She got her own ear vent when she working out Like woo Just spread it, just spread it.
Speaker 3:I got to air it out.
Speaker 2:She walking by and everybody like that's why she graduated Never.
Speaker 1:That's why she graduated Never.
Speaker 3:You said what that's why she graduated.
Speaker 4:We're honors.
Speaker 1:Put that shit away.
Speaker 3:I was the valedictorian.
Speaker 4:Yo. Yo you wild for that Shut up.
Speaker 3:That's why they hurt. Yeah, I bet, and if y'all want to know what academy I graduated from, just check out my OnlyFans.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay so what's the best way to uninvite somebody through text you ain't coming, no more.
Speaker 4:I'm just out of age.
Speaker 1:I'm out of age. I'm just going to tell the truth. I was about to say the. I'm just going to tell the truth.
Speaker 3:I was about to say the same thing. Just don't come.
Speaker 4:Yo I mean.
Speaker 1:I'm done like beating around the bush and trying to be nice Like I'm not throwing a potty, no more, especially if you already invited the people you want to invite and somebody inviting somebody you didn't invite.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, that gets on, my fucking nerves like yo.
Speaker 1:Uh no, I didn't invite you, sorry, maybe the next time, but I'm just being straight up like no can you do that to your mother yes I should i'ma just lock the door.
Speaker 3:Hey, my mother be inviting extra people. I might see this. Why we don't invite you to things? Because you out here talk about oh, I'm gonna bring now you know, see, mama, listen, I love my mother.
Speaker 1:My mother would be nice and say she'll come, but she doesn't really want to go so if I, if I not invite her? Like me, if I say you know you don't have to come, no more, she'll be happy. She'd be like okay, well shit, I have something else to do anyway and that's something else she's like.
Speaker 4:I'm about to go take a shower, lay my ass in my bed and watch some TV, that's exactly what she's doing.
Speaker 2:I am booked and busy.
Speaker 1:She don't play around with her like rest time.
Speaker 2:If she can rest, she gonna rest and all my time is rest time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the last week was.
Speaker 3:And y'all know I used to love Going outside. Now my ass Just be like Mm-mm.
Speaker 1:I'm good, so is everybody On the same thing? How would you Uninvite somebody? You would do the same thing, I would probably Just text them back.
Speaker 2:Mm-mm, it ain't gonna work.
Speaker 1:They got voice, yo, they got voice memos too.
Speaker 2:So that shit, that shit would be funny what time you said the party wasn't good you ain't get my text my text said I ain't gonna do all that because the select people I invite anyway.
Speaker 3:So if you ain't get the invitation, yeah, but you got people that invite people. I don't invite those people that invite people, but your mother does, and my mother barely get invited, so you would not invite your mother. There's plenty of stuff I've not invited my mother to would you rescind the invitation to your mother?
Speaker 2:yeah, that's what I was.
Speaker 3:Oh, would I, until it's canceled I would, but it has to be for certain things though, because some other stuff she's gonna find out from other people, so but yeah that's too funny shit.
Speaker 1:You I'll be wishing. I'll be wishing people some like disinvite me sometimes, like that's me all the time yo do I really gotta go, like you. Sure you don't want to disinvite me Because I don't feel like going. It's cold outside now.
Speaker 3:My new thing is I gotta take care of my mental health. I can't go.
Speaker 1:That's everything. That's everything. We need to go to the grocery store, you know what my?
Speaker 3:mental health would allow me to step foot outside this door.
Speaker 1:Yo, alright, okay.
Speaker 3:But I'm hungry. Get somebody else to do it. See, that's my response.
Speaker 1:That should be like you know how they got like fucking Emojis they should have. Like you know how they got like fucking emojis.
Speaker 3:They should have like audio emojis.
Speaker 1:Like audio emojis. I should patent this shit so you could like send quick little audio messages Like I ain't doing it.
Speaker 3:Like the voice, go with the emoji, yeah.
Speaker 2:I like that. Don't take my shit. Well, that one should be my face for the emoji. Yeah, I like that, don't take my shit Well that one should be my face for the emoji.
Speaker 1:Yo Aisha, I got this shit patting down.
Speaker 3:How y'all animate a sticker.
Speaker 1:Yeah for real, that'd be hard.
Speaker 2:You be like, okay, fuck, no, not today, right.
Speaker 3:Not meant to be this.
Speaker 4:Ariana Grande shirt Sit down.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, calm down, calm down, too damn much.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So you guys hear about you, remember George Floyd, mm-hmm. So you guys hear about you remember George Floyd and the police officer that, derek Chauvin, the piece of shit, be able to test or examine, uh, george's heart tissues and body fluids in an attempt to appeal him suffocating uh yeah, overturn the um federal conviction that sounds stupid.
Speaker 1:Just do your fucking time, dog. You killed him. You can't, there's no you, there's no way, don't you'll go back in time to try to figure out how he fucking you killed him because he's currently serving a 21 year federal sentence that's nothing, and I. It should be like we have a conversation about this, that the guy who jumped over the rainbow at the judge got more years than this cop did for george floyd um, but you say jumped like the rainbow.
Speaker 3:He jumped like the rainbow. He leap for the stars.
Speaker 2:But he's claiming that he would not have pled guilty If he had known that there were other theories that this Kansas pathologist you pled guilty because you knew you killed that man. This pathologist Is saying that the actions that led to his death Racist.
Speaker 3:Sorry, I coughed racist.
Speaker 4:Got stuck in my throat, scared the shit out of me.
Speaker 2:The fuck, I almost packed up.
Speaker 1:Because I didn't know who actually said it. It was just like A grizzly man, or A fucking gri was just like it's a grizzly man, or a fucking grizzly man bitch, a grizzly man.
Speaker 2:That is priceless. A grizzly man I didn't know who said that shit, oh my God.
Speaker 3:But but we all know Sean A didn't say it.
Speaker 1:Well, he'll sound more like Hank. So he'll sound more like.
Speaker 2:So this pathologist is saying that they believe that George died from high levels of catecholamines.
Speaker 3:They making up shit now.
Speaker 2:Which are neurohormones that are associated with stress response from fight or flight, associated with stress response from fight or flight, and that because he had those elevated hormones, that's what caused his death. I'm like so he was in fight or flight mode because you were trying.
Speaker 4:Okay, he's killing him. What do you?
Speaker 2:mean it's just absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3:That's why I said racist. It is racism at work. That's just dumb. So y'all about to dig this man body up for some bullshit.
Speaker 2:White people doing white things.
Speaker 3:That's racist and the fact that a judge has now agreed to we know why that judge agreed.
Speaker 1:White people doing white things.
Speaker 4:That's funny.
Speaker 1:Holy shit. Yeah, you know, excuse me if I get choked out and I'm trying to save my life and all my endorphins or some shit is choking me, you just sat still, and let my knee do it's work.
Speaker 2:You wouldn't have died.
Speaker 3:I hope the family protests the fuck out of that. You're not about to pull my family member's body up out of the ground.
Speaker 2:Not even protest. We just need the UnitedHealthcare, this whole. Stop it, no, seriously.
Speaker 1:I don't know how good they're going to be.
Speaker 2:Table for three does not come this way.
Speaker 1:Go ahead. Finish that Just in case. Oh my that Just in case oh my God, just in case we get canceled, this will be the show, the Christmas show. We get canceled Does?
Speaker 3:not cut down on violence or side with it.
Speaker 2:We canceled on the Christmas episode.
Speaker 3:Oh bitches.
Speaker 1:Well, we going out with a bang motherfuckers, that's a happy motherfucking day.
Speaker 2:Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker. And that's for the one and only Grizzly man, the Grizzly.
Speaker 3:Yo get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1:By the way, that is a Christmas movie, just for y'all to know. Yippee-ki-yay motherfuckers. So I got a question for y'all to know. Yippee-ki-yay motherfuckers. So I got a question for y'all.
Speaker 3:How far would you travel for sex?
Speaker 1:That's a real question.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've traveled how far, like, how Like. So just give like, pick a, pick a country Like how far are you traveling for?
Speaker 4:sex oh country Hold on.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying anything Like what's the furthest Give where you would go.
Speaker 1:Okay, you know I got a follow-up question, so don't start with me.
Speaker 2:Get on my nerve. All right, you want me to answer, yeah, how far you have traveled or how far you would Would. Okay, so currently I would travel 2,881.8 miles. That's to your house. No, but that's how far I have traveled so far, from here to Los Angeles.
Speaker 3:Yo bitch, oh my.
Speaker 4:God, oh shit, that was good. Oh my God, I forgot. Oh shit, that was bad.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I had to check the mileage.
Speaker 3:My shit. And I'm sitting here looking at my phone like where he getting?
Speaker 2:that shit from.
Speaker 1:Well, hold up. I know how far somebody else traveled from me. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm going to do what you just did. You know what Nene.
Speaker 3:Don't nobody want my ass and I don't want nobody. I ain't traveled no fucking where but the state of Connecticut, that's it.
Speaker 2:If some like super rich prince was like Nini, Come to me After he pay me, I'll pay for you to come over here.
Speaker 3:And I'll lavish you with Riches I need funds first and go, okay, but then how far Are you going to travel? I mean, if I get the funds first, my bank, go Ching, how far would you go? I'm traveling. You said some, some what prince? Some rich prince. Oh, you didn't say where, I didn't say where? Well, wherever the fuck that prince is, that bitch can be a tip buck too. So a female have traveled 2,431.7 miles to me, for you, yes, so you never traveled nowhere for no pussy.
Speaker 1:If it's local, yeah, but I'm not trying like as far as you would travel, like if you had to think about it like if it was an opportunity and you had the means and whatever.
Speaker 3:Like wait, we gotta give you some means this bitch, said she about to give you 10k and a house.
Speaker 4:Not 10k and a house.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying, you know he was going to steal 10k from his girlfriend. Why not get 10k for free?
Speaker 1:I flipped that 10k. By the way, Hold on Sure you did Well the story he did. So have I we fucked before?
Speaker 3:yes, you always got stipulations. Just answer the fucking question. God damn If.
Speaker 1:I don't know her. I am not traveling, okay, because it could be a setup. Mobb Deep taught me well.
Speaker 2:Okay, mobb Deep taught me well.
Speaker 1:Yo yeah, Don't ever go see her.
Speaker 3:Well, call me setup, Hi guys.
Speaker 1:I don't travel. If I don't know her, I don't travel to her.
Speaker 2:Call me set and upped.
Speaker 1:Those are my pronouns. If I've known her before, then I would travel. Yes, how far? If she's overseas, I wouldn't go overseas.
Speaker 3:You wouldn't.
Speaker 1:It depends on how good the pussy is, if it's Barbados or something like that, I'm going to Barbados.
Speaker 2:What if it's a celebrity?
Speaker 1:If it's a celebrity, it depends on a female celebrity.
Speaker 3:If it's Kerry Washington, where you going, anywhere she is.
Speaker 1:Anywhere she is.
Speaker 3:So you could have said you was going down the street. If you like, crackheads Bam.
Speaker 1:Because you know that was not crack that made her lose that weight. Man, she had ozempic before ozempic came on. No, or she just have a steady diet.
Speaker 2:Because she got fluid. I mean, there's people that get fluid out like regularly.
Speaker 1:Would you get flown out? I did.
Speaker 2:Oh, you have gotten flown out? Would you get flown out? Hell yeah, but now let me preface like you know, females are flying men out too. I was like talking to this person, like it wasn't like. Oh, I just met this person and was like oh okay, let me go fly out to you.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Like gotta be some kind of history there, right yeah?
Speaker 1:Yeah, if I don't know them, I'm not just traveling anywhere, because that's how motherfuckers get fucked up.
Speaker 3:Well, the reason I brought this up is because not just humans are traveling far for some pussy or dick, a male hunchback whale? No, the fuck you didn't. I just want to know why they hunched and not humped.
Speaker 1:I meant hump. It's the hunchback of Notre Dame swimming in the the table for three will be right back After these messages.
Speaker 2:we'll be right back.
Speaker 3:He's going to learn our ABCs. Excuse me, a male humpback whale has made an extraordinary journey.
Speaker 4:Now I can't fucking read what the hell Turn this shit off, why, why?
Speaker 2:You sound like you narrating.
Speaker 4:Oh shit.
Speaker 3:And even with that, holy shit, nope.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 3:And even with that, back to our regular schedule program. A male humpback whale has made an extraordinary journey from South America to Africa. He traveled more than 13,046 kilometers. I was doing so fucking well.
Speaker 2:At this point?
Speaker 3:well's be fucking next story he traveled, he got the booty we done.
Speaker 1:Cut this shit off. Fucking well got. He went a long way for fucking. We got it. Oh shit, Damn.
Speaker 3:I didn't even have a drink, oh my.
Speaker 2:God, oh, we didn't toast it up Now I wonder if the whale set up shop now over there or came all the way back after. It's been 30 days or less he came back.
Speaker 3:He came back because she was like I'm pregnant.
Speaker 2:No, he came back and she was like mm-mm.
Speaker 3:He ain't come back. He beat the shit out of that woman, I bet you had me traveling 13,000.
Speaker 1:Go ahead and finish.
Speaker 3:Kilometers. There you go, asshole.
Speaker 4:There you go, you asshole. There you go Confidence.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Holy shit.
Speaker 3:I practice my beige in squares A.
Speaker 1:B C.
Speaker 3:Y'all so annoying.
Speaker 2:So Sister Mary Clarence is back in the news.
Speaker 1:Sister.
Speaker 2:Mary Clarence, I will follow him. So there was a nun Arrested in Italy. She was one of 24 people arrested.
Speaker 1:She traveled for some dick no.
Speaker 2:In Northern Italy In connection with a mafia investigation, oh shit. So she was named by the Italian press as Sister Anna Donnelli. In northern Italy in connection with a mafia investigation, oh shit. So she was named by the Italian press as Sister Anna Donnelli. Oh, y'all not gonna talk about her. Well names are usually hard to pronounce Because I didn't name the person, but kilometers, and kilometers is two different types of measurement.
Speaker 3:We need to be that's still not the point, not the point.
Speaker 2:Because they out here taking join me.
Speaker 3:Calm down, calm down.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, so evidently what country you from.
Speaker 4:What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English? And what? What English motherfucker, Do you speak it?
Speaker 3:No, I do not.
Speaker 2:So allegedly she's being accused of being the go-between for the and now don't get me because I don't know how to pronounce this, but the.
Speaker 1:Now everybody got a disclaimer, the Drangetta.
Speaker 3:If you see it, I give it to them.
Speaker 2:Because there's an N, the Drangetta Mafia. I believe the N is silent. Mafia and there are jailed gang members. Napa Police also arrested two politicians and seized more than 1.8 million worth of assets in the raids across several different towns. This mafia, evidently, is one of Europe's most. Now I fucked up. Europe's most influential and dangerous criminal organizations. So Of course they got the nuns, the priest and shit involved. Europe's most influential and dangerous criminal organizations.
Speaker 3:So Of course they got the nuns, the priest and shit involved. Like that's crazy.
Speaker 2:You think she willingly was participating?
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, Sister Cocaina was Yo.
Speaker 2:Sister Cocaina and Father Bump. Yo, sister.
Speaker 4:Cocaina and.
Speaker 1:Father Bump, God bless you all right.
Speaker 2:Right, she was like Merry.
Speaker 4:Christmas, oh shit, oh sweet.
Speaker 2:I wonder what's going to happen to her, though, because you know, like she gonna say father, forgive me, I have sinned do a couple.
Speaker 3:Hail.
Speaker 2:Marys and she gonna be forgiven and her knees gonna be as muscly as yours by the time she done holy shit. But you know they handle stuff differently, especially when it comes with the church and the Vatican.
Speaker 3:They gonna overrule the shit.
Speaker 2:Because if none of them, pervy priests, let my sister go.
Speaker 1:She went into a Negro spiritual. Oh my god, what.
Speaker 4:No, what Yo? What, oh, my God Yo.
Speaker 1:I got a fucking headache.
Speaker 4:Let my people go the fuck, oh shit.
Speaker 1:She got me sweating bro.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, she either part in the Red Sea or traveling beneath bitches' houses Bleed bitches Traveling beneath bitches. Listen.
Speaker 1:I'm done. You're probably Harriet Moses.
Speaker 2:Moses Tubman yo holy shit, let my people go.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, she got me sweating. Merry Christmas everyone. Oh man oh fuck this shit, I got a headache, oh my God.
Speaker 2:Well, good luck to Sister Mary Clarence Yo.
Speaker 1:I'm naming this shit. Let my people go. What, yeah, okay, oh my God. What's next? Let's move on before I fucking pass out. Oh my God, what's next? Let's move on before I fucking pass out. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:So what was another name that your parents wanted to give you? Let my people go.
Speaker 4:There he is.
Speaker 3:Holy shit, holy shit. Um, I don't even know. I don't even know, dog. Truth be told, I don't think it was another name my mother wanted to give me, because she told me that she got my name from a cousin. So I'm a second or a junior.
Speaker 2:Not, you're a junior, what the fuck.
Speaker 1:A junior no.
Speaker 4:No, no, he was named after your father, it would have made more sense.
Speaker 3:Hey, yo I'd have been David III.
Speaker 2:Yo you are.
Speaker 3:That's why I said it.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I know my parents. So my father wanted me to be a junior and wanted to name me after him. I can't see that, but his brother ended up naming his firstborn my father's whole name Uh-uh.
Speaker 3:And so it just knocked me out of the running. That's shady as hell.
Speaker 2:So I ended up getting my father's first name as my middle name because of that, but my mother actually wanted to name me after a car that she liked at the time hey yo which was Tercel.
Speaker 1:Pinto.
Speaker 2:Toyota Tercel Tercel.
Speaker 3:Pinto. He said fucking Pinto, you get on my nerves. Toyota.
Speaker 2:Tercel. No, they actually called me El El Camino hey yo.
Speaker 1:I'm leaving. Leave it up to my mother. She probably would have called me like Soka or some shit Yo shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3:Shut the fuck up, soka Kabit.
Speaker 1:My middle name would have been like Calypso or some shit Soka.
Speaker 3:Calypso, your middle name would have been 30. Hey, yo, 30 days or less, yeah, oh my god, oh god why?
Speaker 2:well, I'm glad I have the name I have yeah, kinda sorta jury's still out for me.
Speaker 3:80% of my name is my father's name and I don't yeah, Well, yeah, Kind of sort of Kind of sort of yeah, jerry's still out.
Speaker 1:For me, 80% of my name is my father's name and I don't. Yeah, wait, not 80%, yeah, 80%, like the first.
Speaker 2:Six names.
Speaker 1:My first name is my name and the rest of my name middle last name is my father. Okay, so one third. Okay, last name is my father, okay, so one third. Okay. There was like there was no thought into this. I want to make you a junior, but I already got a junior, so I'm just gonna stick my name in the middle of your name and call it that, like sort of like that's crazy I was going to have it changed too. Really, I was going to take my mother's last name.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I felt always out of place because my three siblings all have their names, all start with the same letter, like my father, and then it's me.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Your uncle wanted to be an ass.
Speaker 1:I didn't particularly like my father, so I didn't want his last name. So I was just like I'm going to change it. My father, so I didn't want his last name. So I, I was just like I, I'm going to change it. But then to change it to what I, to my mother's last name, would have made it sound like I'm a narcissist or some shit really, because it was just like, yeah, especially how my, my attitude was, I'm like I'm not what. The last name was, king come, I would have been on some shit.
Speaker 3:Clearly that you're already on. See how he lit up. He's like man. I was about to destroy bitches.
Speaker 2:I already did, no matter what name I had, mr King, mr.
Speaker 1:King, real shit, real shit.
Speaker 3:Nah Another question real shit, real shit, but no another question if y'all cleaning the whole house, where do you start?
Speaker 2:kitchen. I always start in the kitchen yeah, I, I.
Speaker 1:I am a type of person that I like to cook and I don't like a fucking messy kitchen. So when I do cook I want to make sure the kitchen is tidy so I can cook in a clean kitchen.
Speaker 3:Now you stole my answer.
Speaker 1:I just can't stand a dirty kitchen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I start in the kitchen and then my bedroom is always last, which is why it always looks the same, because by the time I get there, I'm done.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got OCD. So when it comes to cleaning, though, like I rearrange everything, especially my bedroom, my bedroom never looks the same twice in like six months. Yeah, Like every three months it changes. This time it's had to be the longest time I've had in my bedroom the way it is, Because I just forgot.
Speaker 3:So let me map y'all through how I clean, Because the bitch got ADHD hey yo. I will start in the kitchen. Then if I find something in the kitchen that doesn't belong in the kitchen, I will go in the kitchen. Then if I find something in the kitchen that doesn't belong in the kitchen, I will go to bring it to where it belongs and then notice that it's messy in here Like, oh, that thing is too, so I will fucking start in that room that TikTok thing no that's not learning. That's true facts.
Speaker 3:Like when I saw that I was like, damn, that's what I fucking do, it's the truth, so it becomes overwhelming for me a lot of times. So, like my husband will come and he'll be like, oh, I need something. Like if I'm focused, I'd be like, yeah, I can't, I can't, I can't stop what I'm doing right now, because if I stop what I'm doing right now it's not going to get done, like I have to complete it, or it's a wrap, like my hair in a wrap, pretty much. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's how, like. But for me, like, when I end up in my bedroom to actually clean my bedroom, I end up finding shit like oh yeah, anytime I get anything new, this is just, I have to rearrange my house to fit the new thing.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, anytime I get anything new, it's just I have to rearrange my house to fit the new thing.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 3:He got a new TV. I'm about to clean this bitch out.
Speaker 1:For real, real shit. Because I got to put it in the right place to make. So you rearrange everything. I rearrange everything. That's crazy. Because now if I got a new TV and I put a new TV in my bedroom, the old TV has to go. So you rearrange everything, I rearrange everything. That's crazy. Everything, yeah Like, especially because now if I got a new TV and I put a new TV in my bedroom, the old TV has to go in the living room and it fits the feng shui of the living room differently. So I changed the living room.
Speaker 3:So now you not only rearranging your bedroom, you coming out to rearrange the living room, absolutely so OCD kind of works as ADHD, but I complete In its own way.
Speaker 1:I complete my tasks.
Speaker 3:No, I complete mine too. I eventually go back, just in a quicker way, she's like I eventually go back next week.
Speaker 2:I do it in a quicker way. I just bounce around.
Speaker 1:I can rearrange the living room, the bedroom, clean the kitchen all with it, before I watch football on Sunday.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:But I get up early too. That's a different thing, because I get up. I'll be up by six. I'm like, all right, let me play my soca music.
Speaker 2:And I'm going, and that's the thing. Yeah, I turn my music on and just start cleaning. And yeah, what room takes you the longest?
Speaker 1:My bathroom because I never do it. My wife has to clean the bathroom. That's crazy. My wife had to clean the bathroom. I clean everything in the motherfucking house. I clean my kids' room once the way I want it to be clean and they will have to keep it clean that way. But there's still days where I know they're busy kids now, now. So I know it's never going to be as clean. So every like once in a blue moon I go in there and straighten that shit out.
Speaker 3:You know what takes the longest to clean for me closets. You get fucking lost.
Speaker 1:You would think a closet would be like the easiest thing, because it's a small area of space, but it's so much exactly you find some people like now you have to think it's
Speaker 3:a small area of space, but it's so much shit exactly you find something you have to think. It's not just like cleaning and make it like flow in a way.
Speaker 2:You've given yourself extra tasks yeah yeah, yeah I'm most proud about cleaning the goddamn bathroom. Like I love like when the bathroom's clean, because it's like, oh, this is an achievement.
Speaker 3:But it gets dirty the quickest, yeah. As soon as you walk out it's dirty, yeah.
Speaker 2:But like, this is an achievement, but it gets dirty the quickest. Yeah, it does. As soon as you walk out, it's dirty, but like and I don't know how I'm not dead yet because I use every product and the chemicals.
Speaker 4:And you know, they tell you you ain't supposed to be mixing chemicals and I swear to life.
Speaker 1:I'll be drowning. I did that shit earlier today, like I was doing the dishes. That shit, I'll be drowning. I did that shit earlier today Like. I was doing the dishes and shit and like the counters needed to be wiped down so it has stains and shit on it. So I was like fuck. So I poured a little bit bleach to try to water and bleach to get the stain out. And then I was like I hate the smell of bleach so I put a little pint salt on it.
Speaker 1:I almost fucked myself up this morning.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I almost fucked myself up this morning. Yeah See, I've learned too. I just mix the water With dish soap and bleach and then I pour little spots Of Bitesol on the floor areas and then I mop it with the bleach water. I got a story.
Speaker 1:So when I was young Like young to not know what bleach can do to you you drank it. No, I had to go to the bathroom. So bad. But the the toilet wasn't working right, something was up with our plumbing and we so I couldn't go in the bathroom and use it. So I was like yo, I gotta pee somewhere. So I was like I don't want to just pee anywhere. I'm gonna find bucket, pour some bleach in the bucket so it won't stink like pee and everybody be like ooh he's. So I start peeing in that motherfucking bucket with bleach. I almost Yo the fumes and the aroma. I almost died. I was like what the fuck?
Speaker 2:fuck he made a napalm, I almost took my ass out. He needed with some ammonia, and then the house was going to explode.
Speaker 1:I did not know. Yo, as a kid, you don't know these shit. I just, I just know bleach, clean shit and I was like well, if I can.
Speaker 3:Not absorb the pee I almost killed myself.
Speaker 1:Oh my God.
Speaker 3:He's a fucking dumb kid, dumb as fuck.
Speaker 2:He's still calling his Bayesian blocks.
Speaker 3:He was talking while he was peeing.
Speaker 1:Bayesian blocks didn't teach me about bleach, he was peeing and going.
Speaker 3:One eh, eh, eh, two eh eh, eh, oh, my God, you was peeing going one eh eh eh, two eh eh eh, eh.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I know I'm not the only one that did that.
Speaker 2:I've never peed in a bleach bottle.
Speaker 1:But I know somebody out there.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Please let us know if you've peed in a bleach bottle, something close to it, he's like please give me bleach.
Speaker 1:I know I'm not the only one.
Speaker 2:Anyway. So Daddy Yankee is in the news. He's claiming that his wife withdrew $100 million from his bank account without his consent. Sounds familiar. His wife should have never done that without his consent. Oh, sounds familiar. So he has since gone after her. His wife should have never done that.
Speaker 2:He's since gone after his estranged wife with legal action accusing her of unauthorized withdrawals from his business accounts totaling $100 million. They revealed that her, with her sister, transferred $80 million from El Cartel Records and $20 million from Los Congres accounts without his permission. Yeah, he claims that he had previously revoked their authorizations to handle transactions on those accounts and accusing them of improperly gaining control over his label's operations and making poor financial decisions. Accusing them of improperly gaining control over his label's operations and making poor financial decisions. He's now seeking to have both of the women removed from their corporate roles and granted access to critical financial records. So the legal battle comes shortly after the couple announced their separation after nearly 30 years of marriage. They have two children and daddy yankee, um.
Speaker 2:he retired from music last year, which I didn't know um, to focus on his spiritual life and now he's facing a lot of public scrutiny as this whole situation is unfolding, and I think a lot of it is like people are like, well, that's his wife and she holds a certain position in the company and she has access to it. So what's the problem? And did she have to get authorization from you previously, or is it now just because your guys are estranged?
Speaker 3:so how I feel about that is they. They are right, like they still married, and if you ain't shut that shit down. However, if he even could possibly do that, so he's saying that he.
Speaker 1:Sick he didn't give her that suave. Give that woman a kiss and get your money back.
Speaker 2:Put your nipples away, sean. Oh my God, give that woman a kiss and get your money back. But he was saying that I guess, like he had revoked, like her, clearly he didn't do it right. Well, he's trying to figure out that she, her and her sister found some way to override it, and so that's why he's like.
Speaker 3:Like I said he should have, he should have did it he should have just fired her so she wouldn't have access to anything. Yeah or just go ahead and just go through the divorce. Already Now you don't lost the money. Then you go through the actual divorce you probably gonna lose more money.
Speaker 1:I don't think there's anything he could do about this.
Speaker 3:No, I don't think so either, unless he could prove that it was actually revoked correct. She did some faulty shit.
Speaker 2:That's the only way if he can show like, because it's a corporation. So when you're giving people authorization and taking authorization back, there's probably be some paperwork or electronically right on a record yeah, so might be, but do you want to have that fight or do you want to just be like? You know what? We're getting a divorce, so that's your settlement.
Speaker 3:Basically right, like you already took what you had.
Speaker 1:Don't fight.
Speaker 3:But people coming for him is not right, like, at the end of the day, she stole that money yeah.
Speaker 2:But the thing I think that makes it worse is in your sister, for real.
Speaker 1:You got the gold in this bitch. She probably put up to it. That's a man, some shit.
Speaker 3:She's like you know he been cheating on you. Let's go get this money and live our best lives. It sound like a Tyler Perry movie, right? No, for real.
Speaker 1:You some suavemente.
Speaker 3:Yo Shut up, you get on my nerves.
Speaker 1:This is like, come on, like black people love this shit right here, Come on, everybody who is listening to this right now is jamming, shaking their little hips in the car.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, all right Hips, don't lie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm all for that. Yeah, you are. That wasn't even Daddy Yankee, I just played some shit. Yeah, you brought it back, holy shit.
Speaker 3:So brought it back.
Speaker 2:That was Elvis. Yeah, elvis Crispo, elvis, crispo, crispo.
Speaker 3:Dang, I wanted to talk about this story, but I don't have the whole thing.
Speaker 1:Oh no, I don't wanna hear, I do.
Speaker 3:You ain't hear about the French man.
Speaker 1:The French man.
Speaker 3:He drugged his wife. Multiple people he drugged his wife so she could be unconscious and allow people to rape her. Wow, you get on my nerves.
Speaker 1:Well, that happened. Why would he do that?
Speaker 3:Moving on.
Speaker 1:Well, he's French. Not the country of love. He's full of love, I guess.
Speaker 4:Yeah, evidently.
Speaker 2:His name was Dominic Pellicott, and evidently he was drugging his wife, having sex with her and then inviting Dozens of men To come in and also Take advantage of her body. That wasn't his wife's name, he was just like oh my god.
Speaker 3:She probably had good pussy and he wanted everybody To experience what he was experiencing, and he just did it the stupid way.
Speaker 1:Was he getting paid for it? Wait a minute. So she didn't know about this, so she just woke up with shit just leaking out of her and she was like oh, my god, what happened? Like you're so healthy, she didn't have a question, or shit.
Speaker 3:Leaking out of her and he only got 20 years. That's it.
Speaker 1:Well, their laws are different. This is spanish. I know we talking about so much french, but but, uh, she didn't.
Speaker 2:You know, she wanted all of this to be put out. She didn't want, um, she wanted it exposed in the public. So they actually put out, like in the the news and in the papers over there, um, the names, ages, jobs and the faces of all the people who did it. That's right, yeah, she was like. Now, if y'all so bold to violate me um, so the husband is doing 20 years. You said, yeah, he got 20 years in prison. He got, he was convicted Wow.
Speaker 3:He still got more years than the nigga jumping over the fucking rainbow to get to the judge. I meant less.
Speaker 2:So far there were 50 other men that were convicted. 50? Yeah, like this was like it was huge and I don't Did they say how? I'm not speaking about that.
Speaker 3:She was competing with the 101 day girl but it wasn't even really competing for real. But imagine like but how long of a court did it say how long this was going on for?
Speaker 1:Like she had to be Drugged like multiple times.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was just Drugging her ass, so she was like Every time he gave me this juice Like.
Speaker 2:And then she started Leaking.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's so fucking Don't drink the juice. So nasty. He could have been Putting stuff in her food. It didn't have to be juice Like yo, or he could just Hit her in in her food.
Speaker 2:It didn't have to be juice like yo, or he could just hit her in the back of the head every time this motherfucker cook, I just wake up with leaking. That's disgusting let me cook from now on like no, she's not a baguette, like she's not they older, so he probably lying to her like oh no, you don't remember.
Speaker 3:Like you know how people do sometimes Wait, this is an older couple, yeah, holy shit, stop it.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry. I just seen a picture of them. What Stop it? So it was part of her daily meds that she had.
Speaker 3:Could have been, you never know.
Speaker 1:Because she looked like she was pushing 80.
Speaker 2:But what makes it even worse is she 35. She also contracted multiple STDs.
Speaker 3:He didn't even have them strap up either.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 1:God damn Yo.
Speaker 2:She thankfully tested negative for HIV. Hiv, yeah, but there was at the time, I guess, someone in the group had it but she tested negative. But she's going to have to keep getting tested regularly because it don't always show up right away, but that's horrible. I can't imagine what she.
Speaker 3:And only 20 years? That is. That's wild. That's assault with a deadly weapon.
Speaker 2:This is somebody who you put your trust in, somebody you potentially loved, that will violate you. I'm moving on. That will violate you in that way, but then have other people violate you. I can't do this with a tweet, y'all. Why are you like this?
Speaker 3:the fact that I was so serious and he just decided to just lose it. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this.
Speaker 1:I can't do this, I can't do Yo assault with a deadly weapon? It is. It is Weapons.
Speaker 3:No, that one weapon, that one weapon.
Speaker 1:Thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 4:She ain't dead, oh my.
Speaker 1:God, no for her health.
Speaker 3:Her health ain't dead either. Bro, did you say her health ain't dead?
Speaker 2:oh, my god no for her health her health ain't dead either, bro, did you say her health ain't?
Speaker 3:dead. Why, I don't know why? Damn, that's fucked up that is fucked up, like that's absolutely fucked up so florida and all of the nasty bitches down there is mad Cause they ain't getting drugged either, because Pornhub is going to block visitors from Florida um to be able to access their site, their website.
Speaker 2:There's a ban, um. There's a new um age verification law that goes into effect in Florida, um, and so it's going to be banning a whole lot of, a lot of little sexy time um trick daddy even had he was mad yes, he's upset.
Speaker 1:I'm not understanding what's happening here. There's a new law.
Speaker 2:That's so. Florida cannot banning Florida residents. Yeah, from watching.
Speaker 1:Why? Because Florida banning florida residents.
Speaker 2:There's like yeah, there's a watching verification law. Yeah, why? Because florida? Why does florida do anything they do? Evidently there's an epidemic down there oh god, okay got you. That's a wild. But yeah, uh trick daddy had. Daddy came out with a whole post mad and complaining because I guess Pornhub is one that he accesses and frequents regularly.
Speaker 1:And now he got to be his meat to French porn. There is a workaround, guys.
Speaker 3:Not French porn no.
Speaker 1:No, hey, hey yo.
Speaker 4:Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Speaker 1:French porn means four Spokakis. That is so sad she was asleep.
Speaker 2:That's why I was forced. You can't sleep Now, you. Somebody said they was going to use old copies of National Geographic now To get off.
Speaker 1:There is a way to still get Uh-uh. Okay, just help my fellow.
Speaker 2:Floridians. But it's not just Florida, because evidently it's in Alabama as well. It's all the fucking countries, all of the southern. Yeah, did you say all the countries?
Speaker 3:No, I was like the country. Bumpkins is what I was going to say, but she was like Southerners. You cut me off.
Speaker 1:Well, because they aunts, uh-uh Okay.
Speaker 4:Uh-uh.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to remember her Negro spiritual I was going to sing that no. Mama swingin' low.
Speaker 3:Well, so we'll bring it to michigan with the idiots. Oh, michigan got idiots now a man was arrested for? No, okay, this is musky muskegon. Muskegon, michigan. A man was arrested for allegedly stabbing his company's president during a staff meeting. The workplace incident occurred at the office of Anderson Express Incorporated on Tuesday.
Speaker 1:Is that a health thing like insurance? I don't know.
Speaker 3:Okay 32-year-old Nathan Mahoney allegedly stabbed Eric Dinslow in the side, and then he fled the scene and his vehicle was apprehended. Apprehended, oh my god, 15 minutes after officers received yo, he was a pendant you are bad in a thousand it was an attempt for him to do like a fake copycat. Uh thing for the ceo, brian thompson. Yeah, how stupid are you? What?
Speaker 4:is wrong with people out there.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, yo. This whole thing with the killing of the CEO and this UnitedHealth thing. I'm telling you it's just gonna spiral out. People's gonna have enough of paying for shit. They don't need fucking insurance, just paying for in case shit happens, like people's gonna. They're gonna start doing some wild shit as you see Start. It's going to get worse.
Speaker 2:Yes, it is, did y'all see the TikTok.
Speaker 4:What, what.
Speaker 3:Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2:Ariana Grande sir.
Speaker 3:Did she turn? So did y'all see the TikTok person, idiot, who was going around spraying pesticide? Oh my God, yes, and recorded it. It was in Walmart.
Speaker 2:It was Walmart All the vegetables and fruits and shit.
Speaker 3:Wow, recorded it.
Speaker 2:It was in Walmart.
Speaker 3:It was.
Speaker 2:Walmart.
Speaker 3:All the vegetables and fruits and shit.
Speaker 2:Wow, yeah, like yeah.
Speaker 1:And really recording it as like to post on TikTok and nobody was like what the fuck is this man doing?
Speaker 2:He claimed he was trolling for views. Now you trolling in jail, stupid, and it was a black boy and like he literally like, if you watch the video like he was going around and he just his can of spray. He just spraying all the bananas and the peaches and just everything, just walking through, just spraying all the produce lettuce and cabbage and shit and the sponsor and thought for him doing this was hey, I'm gonna get my views up you know, as you can see, this is what the third uh influencer this body about they being a sick time
Speaker 1:no, seriously y'all doing stupid shit now, like you're gonna risk the potentially the best years of your life in jail just because you wanted to get views. Oh, now you can get. Now, hey, record your time in prison so he could get caught with contraband. Oh, he wants views, he'll get views oh no, they be.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they be getting views. Yeah, they get views. I can't tell you how many accounts like when I when I'm scrolling through TikTok and all of these inmates and stuff is just on there. How do you know?
Speaker 3:they're inmates.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, because they in their cells.
Speaker 1:Oh, why is your timeline? I'm sorry what?
Speaker 3:Not my timeline. How Like do you think some other like prisons, different places in different these is in America, no, I mean in different states and stuff have different laws for allowing them to have like that In our prisons they have that.
Speaker 1:We fucking give them tablets. They got tablets. Phones, they got all that shit. If you make it into the good, good population like a certain block of the the prison, you you get like your own space, like I just did a walkthrough of a prison. They got their fucking own tablets.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if you got your own space. That is not the good, that's not good. I know they got. If you want single cell, status.
Speaker 2:That is not good. They had a juice weed.
Speaker 1:No, they had bunks and shit. Shit was crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Shit was crazy. No, it is wild to see how much access, though, like inmates have now just with the outside world, Social media, everything they just and actually profiting Like they make money off of this and it's like what in the world?
Speaker 3:And they got jobs inside of them and yet we paying for them through our taxes is crazy, Yep yep, they need their rations.
Speaker 1:I know niggas go to jail just to get their teeth fixed. That's Jadakiss' line. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:No, people go to jail for a lot of shit Housing, healthcare, pbls Exactly, sometimes Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Man like.
Speaker 3:Whole changes.
Speaker 2:So talk about a family throwing you under the bus, uh-oh, so there is a Mexican family that voted in support.
Speaker 2:No, this story had me dying that voted for the pumpkin muffin, who will be in office next month and you know Trump's whole deportation plan, and unfortunately that includes him. Um. So jaime cachua was 10 months old when he immigrated to the united states from mexico and he's lived here um pretty much almost his whole life, in rome, georgia, where he raises his four children with his wife, Jennifer. His best chance to become a legal US resident was a new program for undocumented immigrants. Wait time out.
Speaker 1:He's been here since he was 10 months old and he was an undocumented person since he was 10 months and he's an adult now.
Speaker 3:Yes, and he never thought about.
Speaker 1:Not one time did he think about getting. So how did he vote?
Speaker 3:How did he vote?
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't know if he voted, his family did.
Speaker 3:Oh, his family voted.
Speaker 2:They voted for Trump and his policies, which is now affecting him.
Speaker 3:I was about to say how the fuck he vote.
Speaker 2:So he was depending on Lucy in his policies, which is now affecting him.
Speaker 2:I was about to say how the fuck he vote Um, so he was depending on Lucy program that they have for undocumented immigrants, um, who are married to us citizens and have lived in the country for at least 10 years without committing any crimes. But last month, that program was struck down by a federal judge appointed by Donald Trump. Um, but last month that program was struck down by a federal judge appointed by Donald Trump. Most of the voters in his county, floyd County, which includes Rome, georgia, rome in Georgia supported Trump, who has promised mass deportations as soon as he comes into office.
Speaker 1:So so, sorry office, so sorry Jaime and your family. Motherfuckers been telling y'all motherfuckers Thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 4:Oh no.
Speaker 1:Y'all believe. Y'all believe that motherfucker. To tell the truth, that's a convicted Felon that just won the office and y'all want to believe him. Get what you give. I'm not.
Speaker 3:Oh, I am so able to get a kiss.
Speaker 2:It was so bad, so we have some fan mail.
Speaker 1:Oh Jesus, I can just feel like this is about to be about me.
Speaker 2:We've got some fan mail, so all right. One of our plus ones said Yo, sean A said the tar on her teeth after biting Mr Penis wait. When did we say that wait, what the fuck that was like I think it was not in the last episode. Was it in the last episode or the? Episode before that holy shit, that might have been one of the comments that got by you. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:It probably did. I think that was the one before the last episode, this one was.
Speaker 2:Might have been from the last one or the one before that too it says so. Mister is into getting his ass licked. Sounds like power bottom ish I did not say that.
Speaker 1:Let's be clear. I said it when she licked the gooch.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not explaining myself next one we have says okay, nini, I am feeling your song. I can see Nene Von Fuckingberg's album cover.
Speaker 3:Thank you for getting the right name.
Speaker 2:Her sitting in a chair, a little billboard head red lipstick, holding a helmet in her left hand and wearing crotchless fishnet stockings.
Speaker 3:Oh, you pictured my album cover so well.
Speaker 1:Yo, that is a go, I swear to.
Speaker 2:God, you forgot the lashes. I pictured that whole thing. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:And me sitting with my legs wide open.
Speaker 2:And the last one we have says yes, sean A, I am the gift.
Speaker 3:I know that's right.
Speaker 2:That was the response to our last episode, where I had referenced being the gift and then one of our plus ones. That's where I got that from, so thank you. Thank you so much for all your fan mail, thank you?
Speaker 3:yes, so we got a listener's question. You seem to be the talk of the town, mister oh my god, what do I do now, mister? Yes, you want us to believe that just about all the women from your past have bad, smelly pussy. You know you're the common denominator in your stories, right? Ever think about your foreskin pullback game, not the fucking foreskin first of all you got a turtleneck.
Speaker 1:No, first of all, I never said all the girls that I dealt with had back. I never said that. That's what I heard. I never said that the ones I dealt with they just bad sex. Those was the ones you didn't try. I don't have foreskin to pull back. He said that you didn't try. But whoever that is.
Speaker 3:Did you say you don't what? You don't have a turtleneck, fuck. No, oh, you look like a turtleneck kind of guy. Wow, my elephant trunk.
Speaker 4:Is it?
Speaker 2:the elephant trunk or a mushroom trunk.
Speaker 3:Oh, ew, it just sounds nasty.
Speaker 1:That's wild. I'm not talking about my penis on there. It does the job Well, very well.
Speaker 3:So I guess this question is for me and Sianae.
Speaker 2:Uh-oh.
Speaker 3:You ever walk around with a good pussy. Smile on your face.
Speaker 2:Why do you think I'm so happy?
Speaker 3:Who the hell said that?
Speaker 1:So y'all walking around knowing that y'all pussy. Good, that's what that question is saying.
Speaker 3:Okay, Next question.
Speaker 2:That is wild, that is crazy, that is wild that is crazy, that is wild.
Speaker 1:You got him blushing over here.
Speaker 2:It's cold outside.
Speaker 3:Do you think the way a person walks indicates how good their sex is? Yes, well, I don't know about the sex part, but you can determine whether or not they walking around with something to work with.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:You can't tell by the walk sometimes.
Speaker 2:No, I don't think so yeah, I don't think you can determine by the walk how well.
Speaker 3:If you see a girl walking, can you tell if she got some good coochie or not? No, that'd be weird if you could. Yeah, fuck Right, boop, boop, boop. Look how she walking that bitch got some good pussy.
Speaker 1:Why she walking with a limp Like she got crabs or some shit.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Nasty yeah she got bed bugs.
Speaker 2:That is nasty Bed bugs.
Speaker 3:That's a wild, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1:That's when people be sleeping in it. Ew, what a France. Oh shit, wow, oh shit.
Speaker 2:But she couldn't say kilometer, but she speak French, hey shit happens.
Speaker 3:Suave Buongiorno, Yo get out of here.
Speaker 1:But could y'all? I don't know, I didn't hear y'all answer the question Can you tell by how they walk?
Speaker 3:No, I said I can't tell about the sex. I just said you could tell if they have a package.
Speaker 1:By how they walk.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm no, speak your peace no, I was just gonna clarify. She said that they have a package, that they're not a kindle, but I was gonna say that they have a larger package, wow mm-hmm okay and that's it.
Speaker 3:Thank you for those questions.
Speaker 1:Thank you, thank you, thank you Woo.
Speaker 3:That was not me. It was too high.
Speaker 1:And now, ladies and gentlemen, it is time, okay, bufasa.
Speaker 1:I'm just gonna get to it, I did something spectacular Is I didn't listen to myself on my episode and I actually picked some winners, did you? I did the people. I picked Little tweaks here and there, but I ended up winning. I did a smaller parlay, I did like a five-leg parlay and I hit, and I did an individual one which I missed by one. Lamar Jackson passed under 200-and-something yards but I won. Yay, I won. I won some dollars. So I know, know, you know I'm a professional. Now you know what you know, you know.
Speaker 3:No, I'm not, I'm a professional I am not a professional.
Speaker 1:Please don't listen to me, because I didn't even listen to me. I went back and changed some shit, and if you were smart you would do the same thing.
Speaker 2:Were those the recommendations I gave you.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:He wouldn't tell.
Speaker 1:Absolutely not, but thank you for playing Week 17. This is going to be after this coming Sunday, after Christmas. So first of all, let me say a hearty goodbye, a hearty, hearty goodbye to the 49ers and my Dallas Cowboys, who are not in contention for the playoff. Their season is over, and I've been saying it all fucking year Dallas, this is just not our year. We're done. 49ers was a surprise because they was in damn near Super Bowl last year. I know they got really close or something like that. So and they're out too. So you got shit to say about Dallas. Say the same shit about 49ers, not Because them motherfuckers was just in that shit not too long ago. Simple.
Speaker 2:The motherfuckers was just in that shit not too long ago. Yeah, but cool.
Speaker 1:Kyle Grossman what it's the truth. You can't take your loss. I'm taking my loss. I took my loss five weeks ago. I knew he wasn't going nowhere. So me talking now A the 49ers didn't make it either, and they were supposed to be the better team. So ha, no, week 17. I'm going parlay picks Chiefs over the Steelers, ravens over the Texans. I have Seattle over the Bears. I have Chargers over the Patriots. I have. I'm going to go Broncos over Beng Bears. I have Chargers over the Patriots. I have. I'm going to go Broncos over Bengals. Now, I know that's that might be my upset pick of the week, but Bo Nix has been balling and Bo Nix is the quarterback for Broncos. But Joe Burrows has been stepping it up. They just played a hell of a game in week 16. So, yeah, I'm going to say that's going to be my upset pick of the week Broncos over Bengals, Rams over Cardinals. Nene, I'm going to throw Vikings-Packers who. You got Vikings, you got Vikings. Wow.
Speaker 2:Nene.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go. Packers who you got Vikings.
Speaker 2:You got a Vikings. Wow, nene, I'm going to go Packers.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 1:Okay, and then I have ooh. First of all, eagles and Washington played last week Sunday and that was a hell of a game for one and the Eagles lost, washington won. So I think one of y'all motherfuckers called that last week. I know I picked Washington to win in my pick-em league, but I think on the air I said Eagles, but I think one of y'all motherfuckers yeah, I said the Washington. Yo, what a fucking pick and what a fucking pick and what a fucking game that was. I have a co-worker that sits on the side when I'm in the office. She sits on the other side of me. She's an Eagles fan and her husband is a Washington fan. So we got to talking like I wonder how the household is going to be in that game. And for Washington to pull it out last minute type of shit, she ain't cooking up nothing. She probably was pissed.
Speaker 3:I can't wait to talk to her. She probably went in and threw all the food all over the place. I can't wait to talk to her, nobody's eating supper tonight.
Speaker 1:What? And Saquon Barkley was breaking records. Well, he's on a road to break a record. He ran for like 140-something yards or some shit like that. But we got Dallas playing Eagles next week and I'm going to go with the. We ain't got nothing else to lose. So fuck it the Cowboys, because if the Washington Redskins can beat Well Washington's better than us. I'm going Eagles, I'm going Eagles and then Lions 49ers. I know this is more than six picks, but these games, these matchups, is amazing. I'm going Lions over the 49ers. And lastly, I got some individual picks. I'll make this real quick. What am I? Well, never mind, I don't have any individual picks for you, so pick your own.
Speaker 4:That's my pick.
Speaker 1:six and if you believe in what I say, go ahead and make those picks. If not, don't listen to me. Don't listen to me at all. I am not a professional.
Speaker 2:But I did make a little. But congrats to you for making it.
Speaker 1:But I did make a little bit of change this last weekend. Finally, I'm thinking I might make a little bit more change this weekend because I like those picks. I know some of them it's iffy, but that Washington Eagles one that was a good one. So next we have your favorite part. Your favorite part of the show, the mom got the bomb run out and tell your friends drop a gem on them, ayyy.
Speaker 2:And now gems pull gas Like a big sample on stems. The mom got the bomb run out and tell your friends drop a gem on them.
Speaker 1:Hurry up, drop some gems on y'all real quick I can't help it. You drop some gems, all right. Thank you, havoc. I will drop a gem on him. I don't know, it's corny.
Speaker 4:You're welcome, mister, if.
Speaker 1:Havoc ever sounds like that in real life, she would be fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2:Who's that rapper with the different voice? His talking voice is so different.
Speaker 3:Oh, what's his name? Ddg, ddg, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Don't talk about my baby or Holly. I don't consider her my ex she family, she family.
Speaker 3:Oh, they broke up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they broke up like yeah.
Speaker 3:I ain't gonna pay attention to that shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was a couple months ago. She was like I don't like how you talking to me. He was like Do you like this? Now she's like what the fuck is that? You need to go Fur. He said fur, fur. Anyway, you need to go Fur. He said fur, fur.
Speaker 4:Anyway, this is too much, it is.
Speaker 1:You sound like a damn 90s cartoon character. Episode of He-Man.
Speaker 4:I've got the power Fur Get out of here.
Speaker 1:Fur, that's a tiger, a cowly tiger turning into a. Get out of here. Remember Snarf, snarf? Okay, never mind, let's get to the gym. Sorry, first gym you got played because you fell in love with words, not action.
Speaker 2:First jim you got played because you fell in love with words, not action. I'm gonna say, oh shit, sad, but true, really. Yes, because I fell in love with words, no longer giving shit about what the fuck you say. Like you need to show me like people say whatever they think is going to sound good and whatever they think you're going to believe. Yeah, and you really really have to pay attention to how people move.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because that is their true intentions yeah, because where does it get you caught up? Quick as fuck.
Speaker 2:And I felt like you ever got caught up with words, sir. I had, I have, don't, sir?
Speaker 3:I have, I have. Don't let me write a book, I have.
Speaker 2:I have, but I've learned my lesson. I've said that actually to someone before. Like stop talking to me. Yeah, show me, show me, because at this point, like just stop, show me what you want. Mm-hmm, those people be whispering sweet nothings.
Speaker 1:I want action, Not the bag of moats. I just realized he said not a bag of moats Like today.
Speaker 4:Not a bag of moats. I always thought action, not a bag of mouth, like today and now. I want you home what you want Action.
Speaker 2:Shut up, bitch Nene. What would you say to the question To the gym?
Speaker 3:No, I agree.
Speaker 1:Alright, gym number two. After I say that's crazy twice, please wrap up your story. I agree, yeah, mm-hmm, all right.
Speaker 3:Gem number two After I say that's crazy, twice please wrap up your story.
Speaker 1:I feel like after I say that's crazy once, I think like Wrap up your fucking story, listen. I think like when I get to the that's crazy part, it's like it's an automatic red flag for you to start like realize I am no longer interested in what you're saying, because I feel like that's like a universal sign saying like I'm I don't care now, if people really know you and when they're talking to you, you're tapped out the first few words in there because he's done that shit to me and i'll'd be like, are you listening to me?
Speaker 2:No, that's crazy, that's crazy. And you can clearly tell when he's not fucking paying attention to you. So clearly we have both had experience. Yes, and he said before he'll be like oh that's wild, oh that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes and you know, like he not paying attention and I've done that before the conversation even starts. It's just like hey, if I know who's calling me, and I'm like hey, what's going on. I'm like yeah, well, that's crazy, I'm already done, he's just fucking rude. I know what they're going to talk about. They be like hello. He'd be like nah, that's crazy For real. I know what they're going to talk about and I don't want to talk about it Because that's all they talk about. I can't have that conversation every fucking day.
Speaker 3:It's two things I've learned to do. Shit. And eat Dang. How'd you know, no, actually to answer the phone and say I'm busy, I'm going to call you right back and never call back. And the next one is you just don't fucking answer the phone. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:So I've been. I've been called out for not answering the phone. I've been told, like yo, just answer the phone. Like just answer the phone. I'm like yo, I know.
Speaker 3:Let me ask you a question though. Is it a? Because there's a difference between just answer the phone, like do you answer the phone ever? No, I never do so then that's probably why somebody is saying answer the phone, because you never actually truly know what somebody could be calling for Right.
Speaker 2:It could be an emergency.
Speaker 1:No, it's never an emergency. It's never. There's three people who calls that? I know exactly what the conversation is going to be who Bay Jen and. Block. Yup, eh, eh, eh, eh and eh eh Yo, without the one, two or three.
Speaker 2:If I become nonverbal, then I'm not paying attention anymore. So if I'm just like mm-mm.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I think people can always tell when I'm not paying attention. Like Sean A has called me out on that shit, that bitch ain't even listening no more.
Speaker 1:And don't talk to me when I'm trying to do something. Look at this old dummy bitch. If I'm doing something, if I'm doing something and I do happen to answer the phone, I am definitely not paying attention.
Speaker 2:If I'm not in the mood and I answer the phone which I'm never in the mood when I answer the phone Just leave me alone. But let me call you Because but.
Speaker 1:I never call people either. But the conversation. You know there they gotta be people in your life that when you talk to them, it's always the same shit. Yes, and it's like there's. This is not a conversation, this is you're. You're fucking up my mental space, my, with all this negative shit that's happening.
Speaker 2:Because one they call at the wrong fucking time, every single time they call at the wrong time, and every time you call my phone it's going to be the wrong time and I was about to say that, granted, the person can't tell when the right time is, but it's like certain hours you should know.
Speaker 3:Like if it's a couple hours after, after I don't been home from work. Don't fucking call me. Yes, if I just got out of work. Don't fucking call me If I just woke up. Don't fucking call me If I'm breathing don't fucking call me. Who doesn't get that bad?
Speaker 2:mother. Yeah, yeah, jesus Christ. There's only certain people that I care to actually speak to on the phone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't mind having those conversations.
Speaker 2:Because you have conversations, because it doesn't stress me, it doesn't add to my mental. I have so many things.
Speaker 1:I wish that was the case with me. You know what I'm saying. I wish I could just have a normal conversation about something other than what's happening in your life. That's bad. That, yes, you see what I'm saying and it's like, okay, and it seems like everybody I talk to always have something going on with them that they need to get off their chest. Now, I don't mind being the person that just listens, but that's all I'm doing is listening. I'm not going to give you, I'm going to get you a. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Or something that is going on in their life.
Speaker 1:That's bad that they created. That they created. Yes, turns out, you did this shit to yourself. Absolutely, I can't stand it.
Speaker 2:I can't fucking stand it. Like me and Nene could talk on the phone for like hours, hours, could talk on the phone for like hours, hours and most of the time, yeah. Like we could be probably talking about like nothing half the time, or just talking shit about people, because that's what we do, but, um, enjoy ourselves. But then, like I'll get a call from somebody else and I'm like, oh, I know this about to be some shit, yeah, and it always ends up being some shit, yeah, and so a good 37 minutes of the 38 minute phone call will be me going. Yeah, that's crazy yeah, that is crazy.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, like. So, yeah, I agree, like after the second. That's crazy. I wrap this shit up because there's nothing else. I can't provide anything in this conversation that is going to make you feel better, me feel better, or anything change.
Speaker 3:I feel like a horrible person. You are Okay, but the only reason why I say that is because when I hear y'all talk about that, nobody calls me Aw.
Speaker 2:I don't know. Let me finish. I thought the sentence ended right there.
Speaker 3:Nobody calls me. The all was crazy. No, what I meant to say is nobody calls me to like. Oh, let me talk to you about something that's been bothering me and stuff.
Speaker 2:I feel like maybe they know that you ain't shit Not to call me. That's exactly why they don't call you. Maybe they know that you ain't not to call me, don't give a shit. That's exactly why they don't call you. They ever called you the vent.
Speaker 3:I don't consider that you calling me that's like if mr calls me the vent, I don't feel like that's a cause to because I feel like I'm. I guess it's more so to like I care about what's bothering you, because if either one of y'all do call me about venting, it's not something you do on a regular basis. So I know that it's a problem.
Speaker 2:Something like that is fine, but that's different.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:But I don't have anybody that constantly calls me complaining about stuff Maybe my daughter, but that's different to me too. You know like that. Maybe my daughter, but that's different to me too. You know like that's my daughter. So she got to call and vent whatever's going on, and she vents a lot. It's just, it is what it is. That's my child, that's different.
Speaker 2:Right, which is why I still answer the phone for my mother, because it's like all right, it's my mother to voicemail, I do. I do because I know she ain't calling for nothing.
Speaker 3:I'm going to do a quick story, real quick. My mother called me back to back. She ain't. My mother called me back to back one time and.
Speaker 3:I'm like I was on the phone with my daughter and so I kept like pushing her to voicemail. I even texted her and said I'm going to call you back and she kept calling me. And she even called my child after. And my son comes out and was like mommy, grandma, calling you and I was like tell her I'm going to call her back. Right, call me again. So I was just like to my daughter let me call you right back, because your grandmother keep blowing on my phone. So I answered like okay, because after a while you think okay, maybe something's wrong. Is whipped cream really whipped? So I called her. So before I hung up with my daughter and before I could dial my mother's number.
Speaker 3:she FaceTimed me. So I'm like boop, I'm like oh my God, why are you?
Speaker 2:She is on the toilet. She was naked dancing.
Speaker 3:I knew you was going to say something, and the only thing she asked she was like oh, what you doing right now? Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2:Yo, maybe she needed you to help her work it through because it was stuck.
Speaker 3:I said Ma you blowing up my phone just to ask me what I was doing. She was blowing up your phone and the bathroom.
Speaker 2:Clearly.
Speaker 1:Did you text her and tell her what you was doing?
Speaker 3:I didn't tell her what I was doing. I said I will call you back.
Speaker 2:So you can get people to stop calling you like that when you do, and they'll be like what you doing I'm masturbating.
Speaker 3:Well, see, I found a trick to that. My mother called me one time and she was like what you doing? And I said laying in my bed naked? And she said is your husband next to you? I say yes. She said, oh well, let me call you back later.
Speaker 2:I say yep, goodbye I looked at my husband. I said well, I found a way to get home. You have to make them uncomfortable that's crazy you have to, so like like you get somebody to call me and I don't want to talk to them. But I answer the phone because sometimes I'm just too nice. They're like oh, what you doing? I'm like I just shit it on myself.
Speaker 3:Hey, you said that to me a couple times. Oh God.
Speaker 1:Well, now you know. Alright, Gem number three Alright, at this point, at this point, don't be concerned about who, who told the lie. Be concerned about those who know you and still believed it. That's usually everybody. That's why I don't answer phones.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but even if you just run up on it and run into people, like sometimes somebody will come to you with their side of the story, first on purpose, to narrate the situation, and then, when you hear the other side of the other person's, it's up to you to determine whether or not what's what I just got that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just got that scenario with my nephew and my brother.
Speaker 3:It's just like so it's like it's crazy.
Speaker 1:I got one story from my nephew, my brother, it's just like so, it's like it's crazy. I got one story from my nephew and I know how he is as a young man who just had a daughter, and I know how his, how he, his behavior is sometimes and I know what he's looking for. But he's in that age where adulthood and that transition from being uh taken care of to now having a a child and have to figure things out on your own and making that transition to manhood like how you kind of want to hold on to both, so his story kind of like doesn't make I'm still holding on the bone, you see well, I haven't fully transitioned, yet yeah, yeah, my brother he's fed up.
Speaker 3:You get on my nerves in so many ways.
Speaker 1:Well, that's my jeans. I can't imagine seeing you Transition already all right Let the penis go.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, alright. Um well, thank you guys for joining us. Merry christmas. I hope y'all got all the shit y'all wanted for christmas and moha ho, ho ho happy holidays, feliz navidad, yeah.
Speaker 1:Ho ho ho. Happy holidays, Feliz Navidad. Yeah, All of that good stuff. Thank you for joining this on this. What?
Speaker 3:Y'all that shit. You was talking English motherfuckers. It got you. I'm not reading it. It got you. That's even worse. I'm not reading anything.
Speaker 2:You free talking, that's worse Table for three Happy holidays.
Speaker 1:Happy Thanksgiving, merry Christmas.
Speaker 3:Yo you so annoying.
Speaker 1:Merry Christmas, everybody. Hope you enjoyed another episode of Table 3. Hope you got everything under your stockings Under your stockings, under your stockings.
Speaker 3:I hope y'all don't have anything under your stockings. The Leafs don't have anything under your stockings. Don't go to France.
Speaker 2:Oh, no With anything under your stockings.
Speaker 1:We love you. Thank you for joining us, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3:Merry Christmas, guys, merry Christmas.
Speaker 1:Go to France, see what happens, don't. Don't go to France. We love you.
Speaker 3:Prepare your own food and drinks. Yeah, bro, yoo-hoo.
Speaker 4:Later, later, ho Yoo-hoo.
Speaker 2:Later, uh-huh.
Speaker 4:Uh-huh, I don't need to end my stocking there upon the fireplace. Santa Claus won't make me happy with the toys on Christmas day. I just want to own my own, more than you could ever know, more than you could ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is you, you, baby. Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas. I won't even wish for snow and I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe. I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for sending. I won't even stay awake to hear the magic.
