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Table 4 Three
Episode 066: Hello-Goodbye-Hello again TikTok...just wanted to say Goodbye.
Ever wondered what kind of car Jesus would drive, or why the price of eggs has taken a hike? Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and insights as we journey through the sounds of 90s R&B, reminiscing about the days when TikTok wasn't even a concept. Between the beats and memories, we share some personal life updates, including our ongoing podcast donations and a fun, messy incentive involving a pie and a face!
Navigating the tricky waters of remote work salary reductions? We tackle the controversial trend of pay cuts for remote workers, weighing the perks of flexibility against the reality of reduced income. Our conversation doesn't shy away from the outrageous, from pondering the ever-famous Nigerian prince scam to discussing a bizarre incident at a Florida ice cream shop. We even touch on the pressures of viral fame and the sometimes tragic consequences, reflecting on mental health and the importance of community support.
Brace yourself for relationship drama and a candid discussion on dating a friend's ex. We share unexpected tales of navigating friendships amidst romance, offering insights into love and loyalty. As we wrap up, we extend heartfelt thanks for the generous donations that fuel our podcast's growth, and humorously plan to celebrate with a pie-in-the-face event. Join us on this lively episode packed with nostalgia, humor, and heartfelt gratitude.
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Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, I thought we'd slow it down a little bit this week with some R&B 90s. You know you can sing along if you like, to enjoying your ride to work, going home chilling. Sing along if you know it, not y'all.
Speaker 2:Wow, just shut my mouth wide open yeah.
Speaker 1:How many of y'all singing this right now. Sing it, yep.
Speaker 4:Let's go.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:This and next. Next time you come my way, I know just what to say, can we?
Speaker 6:talk for a minute. Girl, I want to know your name, can we?
Speaker 1:talk for a minute.
Speaker 2:Girl, I want to know your name. Let's go, let me explain to you what I'm saying, what you saying, it's not even like that. It wasn't like that. But I saw it, Baby. I don't love her, you don't love me. You know what? I don't even want to talk to you.
Speaker 3:Let's go. You wasn't at no dance studio there.
Speaker 2:ain't even want to talk to you. Let's go. You wasn't at no damn studio. Ain't nothing else to say.
Speaker 4:Peace, that's right.
Speaker 1:What you put me through.
Speaker 4:Uh-huh what you put me through, cause I've been so true to you For you to come at me With another lame excuse.
Speaker 1:You see, I heard it all before. Let's go. All of your lies, all of your sweet talk Baby, this baby, that.
Speaker 4:But your lies ain't working. Now Look who's hurting now?
Speaker 3:I had to shut you down.
Speaker 4:I had to shut you down. Ah, okay.
Speaker 1:Ah yes, y'all remember this. Where were you when you heard this song In the bathroom, doing the nasty?
Speaker 4:Come inside, take off your coat, I'll make you feel at home. Now let's pour a glass of wine, cause now we're all alone. I've been waiting for mine, so just let me hold you close to me, cause I've been dying for you. Girl, you make love to me.
Speaker 1:Girl, you make me feel real good. Alright, we gotta make it sad for a second Wake up, wake up. If you don't know already, tiktok. Tiktok might not make it, so it might be red note for you. Goodbye, tiktok. This is the parting song. After tonight, it's over.
Speaker 4:Hopefully not.
Speaker 1:What's up everybody? Tiktok is dying. Tiktok is dying, it's out of here. Tiktok ain't going nowhere, it is whatever.
Speaker 2:Everybody going over there. What is it called Red Label?
Speaker 1:Red.
Speaker 3:Note Not Red Label.
Speaker 1:You just drunk Red Label? Was it Black Label?
Speaker 2:I didn't drink anything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the farewell song to TikTok. Hopefully it doesn't go anywhere, but thank you for joining us again at the table. We appreciate you coming. We're not going anywhere. Nope, we'll be right here. We're right here After these messages. Again, I just want to point out that donations are going strong. We thank you very much for every last donation. We are making progress to our $1,000 goal, so keep them coming. So far, we have a lead that will decide who gets pied in the face and um, until that day. And then I'm praying and we're we're kind of testing out our video kind of equipment now so pick me.
Speaker 1:We will be showing you who gets pied in the face. Uh, when that day comes. But keep them coming. We thank. And other than that, how was everyone's week or weekend? It was a week.
Speaker 2:As always, Really really good. You said what it was really really good, it's two reallys, really. It wasn't.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, I knew that I'm drained. Yeah, it was one of those weeks I am tired.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I feel you on that one. Yeah, what made you so drained and tired? I? Put in a lot of work. You put in a lot of work and your knees are still okay.
Speaker 2:I don't use my knees oh so your shins are still okay.
Speaker 1:Oh wow, I levitate.
Speaker 3:Gotcha, you forgot, he scales walls. Oh my God, and it was just a week for you, right, it was always just a week for me. It's been a wonderful. I am exhausted. Yeah, wonderful week for me, I'm sure it was Wonderful week. He wasn't at work.
Speaker 1:You didn't go to work. He ain't got no job. Well, yeah, friday I even had to. It's my Friday off one but two. My son played. He had three games this week, back-to-back on Thursday and Friday. He had one on Tuesday. So it was a really busy week for him. But man, he is showing out, bro.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you All it took was him to cuss the coach out. Yep, that's it. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:Kudos to him, though, In Was it him to cuss the coach out? Yep, that's it. That's crazy. Kudos to him, though, In his last three games. Yeah, 18 points, 17 points, 9 points A collective of like 30 rebounds and like 20 blocks Like he's been going crazy. My training camp has been really helping Well that's not the type of training he wants, but okay, wow. Oh, wow. But yeah, I mean, the motivation that you give in those trainings are really something to behold, Wow.
Speaker 2:You get all my nerds. I only got one thing to say to you what, oh man?
Speaker 1:In between time. The games, though. He was invited to a college oh, that's nice To view a basketball game. They're recruiting him, so they invited to watch a game. So we went and watched a game. They talked to him after. He already have a scholarship at this school, an academic scholarship, so it kind of works out Nice and the way that his high school coach and the college coach is talking. They're looking for him to start as a freshman. Possibly, if he puts the work in and possibly transfer out maybe go to D2 or D3. This is a D3 school but I don't really care. It's a division something school. Most people don't even get to a division type of sport. I was at a D1. No, no, aren't you still at a D1? That's a different type of division that you're referring to.
Speaker 1:That's dick one you're talking about. Wow, I'm sorry, I meant to say something else.
Speaker 3:Did you though?
Speaker 2:I didn't think so. Anyways, the babies, the babies. We got dead babies, did you though? No, I didn't. Yeah, I don't think so Absolutely not.
Speaker 1:Anyways, the babies, the babies Back to the babies. We got dead babies. No, your son, oh yeah, okay, so yeah, oh my God, I thought that was like the news, because you know whatever. He's about to be distraught I was, I didn't want to talk about it. But yes, he went, he enjoyed it, he enjoyed the school. So hopefully more offers come in so you have a variety. If not, if they're not offering a full ride scholarship, this school is.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that ICDC College had basketball.
Speaker 3:No, they don't.
Speaker 1:They have the division that you're talking about.
Speaker 3:They're at ICDC he went to get connected UCDC not get connected yeah you know, for free.
Speaker 1:Isn't that where Romeo Miller went? Icdc college?
Speaker 2:yeah yeah, he used to do the video, the commercial, yeah yeah, promote it yeah, I think they owned it, didn't they like the Percy's? What are they called the?
Speaker 3:Percy Puff School Program when nobody was accredited. Oh shit, percy Puff School. He got your diploma and it got denied. No, mine got denied.
Speaker 1:I thought you walked on the stage and walked off like you can come here, but we don't transfer no credits.
Speaker 3:They opened up their diploma and said gotcha.
Speaker 2:Oh my God. They opened up their diploma and said shumanji, Get out of here.
Speaker 1:And I was just trying to find that shit again too. Oh my God, get connected for free.
Speaker 3:I hope that works out for him. Congratulations.
Speaker 1:I love it so what's going on in this crazy world of ours?
Speaker 2:well, you know we had a hillbilly backyard again by the name of Roseanne Barr. Y'all remember Roseanne and actually. I loved a.
Speaker 2:Rose show like that was one of my, I know I used to watch all her damn movies but you know her true colors has been shining for a while um and you know she was a pro um pumpkin muffin supporter and not the pumpkin muffin she did a lot of shit that she ended up getting canceled and kicked off her own show. Yep, actually should have. She said the wrong word, yeah. So she has come back out and she has a feature on a MAGA song. It's a pro-Trump record that's currently trending. Wait, she's on a song. She's on a song. Roseanne Barr is trying to have bars.
Speaker 2:She's repeatedly using derogatory slurs, rapping the lyrics. She even says a little slick reference in there. Why are they trying to turn Becky into dad? That's a play on the Roseanne show, the Daughter Becky, because she's a trans.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So just a hit at the trans community.
Speaker 1:Wow, that's kind of a bar, wow um she's always been very uh vocal vocal that was kind of a bar though it was.
Speaker 2:But fuck you bro, fuck you um. So she's always been vocal about her support for the um president-elect, pumpkin muffin, and there's a lyric in there that she has referencing, like when she was canceled due to supporting him and she's she's um, suggesting that now she's getting the last laugh because he won the election.
Speaker 4:Um, they actually we have a um clip of the song.
Speaker 2:Those are all her derogatory stories. The bitch got her hair braided. Boo, that was horrible. That was horrible. She got extensions in her hair. Got her hair braided.
Speaker 1:So she's trying to take all the cultural references, even though we don't even want the type of cultural references, but she's making us look like this is crazy. She look like a damn fool. She look like this is crazy. She look like a damn fool. She look like a fucking fool. Yes, she sounds like a goddamn fool too. Yeah, she does. You hear her voice? It's fucking annoying. I'm just punching her face for just talking.
Speaker 3:Shut the fuck up yo. Like what the fuck was that? The crazy part is that she really thought she won something with it. Yes, that was wild to me.
Speaker 1:She got somebody in the video like mouthing the words of the song with her Like it's fire, like dog it's not Because he wrote it Yo, that's crazy but she feel vindicated, she wrote it she really does, but that goes to show how delusional the pumpkin muffins followers are.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's wild and this um, yeah, perform that in Harlem. This inauguration is coming up. I won't be uh watching. Oh, I don't know, I'm not watching that shit.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna be like, um, Michelle Obama, I'm gonna be in mourning Michelle Obama's like fuck. I was like fuck y'all, I don't need to be there.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be dressed in all black, like I own it, not the way they be dragging her.
Speaker 3:Why the fuck would I show up? That's crazy. I'm going to have a black veil on Yo. I just pictured you dressed up like Lydia Dietz from Beetlejuice. She was writing a letter in her room.
Speaker 1:Hi Lydia.
Speaker 2:Dietz this is my last letter. Fucking love that movie. I'll probably be curled up in the corner of my room with my black on just talking about Jumanji Yo.
Speaker 3:Yo Get out of here.
Speaker 1:Now that's our new like Spice record.
Speaker 4:Yo out of here. Not that it's our new like Spice record.
Speaker 1:I'm going to play that shit all throughout this fucking episode.
Speaker 3:Y'all fucked up Such a meaningful song it is it really is?
Speaker 1:But do you, bro, I'm glad you feel no, don't do you Doing you. She made you look like a fucking fool. Go back in the corner somewhere.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's crazy for that.
Speaker 1:Like yo, you had Roseanne. You don't understand. We was rocking with you until you did that.
Speaker 2:We really were.
Speaker 1:Until you did that dumb shit and you took it so personally. We just said don't do that dumb shit, Don't say that dumb shit, that's it.
Speaker 3:That's because that bitch felt that shit deep inside her core. So for who the hell are you to tell me not to say that shit or feel how I feel? That's exactly how she took it. Well, bitch, stay over there. You don't have any fans. Well, you do have fans the other idiots. But I mean whatever.
Speaker 2:Roseanne, sit down and take your lip a tour.
Speaker 1:Listen, she Roseanne. Sit down and take your lip a tour. She ain't seen that Roseanne show bag anymore, so I don't really give a fuck?
Speaker 3:I don't really give a fuck. Yeah, that bitch can stay over there. Yeah, she could. That was clever, alright. So this is for you, mister. Companies are now offering employees who want to work from home a 15 to 20% lower salary compared to the same employee paying the office.
Speaker 1:You don't even have to finish that fucking sentence.
Speaker 3:Kiss my ass. What's wrong? I don't think it'd apply to you, though, because that's probably for, like, private companies, yeah, but I mean, if you really think about it as far as private goes, in certain jobs too, like why would you get paid more or the same amount when I'm traveling and using in gas? You're not using the gas and all that stuff. I'm only saying that because I'm a person that has to go to work. Well, listen, I don't think it should be like a crazy drop.
Speaker 1:I have to use gas to get to the office. There's a lot of things I have to do to be on your company time, but this isn't for you, though.
Speaker 3:If you think about it, it's the people that actually don't go in work at all, if you think about it.
Speaker 1:It's the people that actually don't go in work at all. That's what I'm saying. Like, if I have to come into the office to get paid a certain amount, I have to use everything that I own to get it on company's time. Once I'm on the premises, I'm using company's time, yes, but I'm not being compensated for everything I got to do to prepare to be on company's time. If I'm at home working, I wake up on company's time. So why would you reduce my fucking salary? I wake up, clocking, I'm there. Maybe I even eat breakfast If I woke up. Like if I got to start at 7,. I woke up at 6.58,. I'm rolling over and turning on the phone.
Speaker 3:I don't know you ain't eat breakfast. I don't care, there's no prep, they're going to call in like mister, did you eat?
Speaker 1:this morning before you clocked in. There's no prep for me to get ready to go in for company time. I'm just jumping on company time. So why would my pay decrease Because you ain't in?
Speaker 2:office Right, because they view it as you have a benefit of not having to technically get out of your goddamn bed.
Speaker 1:Now I have to use my electricity but you accepted the job Right you still get paid, yeah, but they said we could work from home.
Speaker 2:So no, this is like. So you work at the company and they're like all right, you want to work from home? Instead of coming in Right.
Speaker 2:we want to bring bring because a lot of these big companies are not bringing remote workers all back in. Oh gotcha, so they're like all right. So you got an option now you can either come back in because it's not going to be any more remote, or you can if you want to do your full time remote. You can full time remote from home, but this is going to be so like that's why I said it didn't have anything.
Speaker 2:Say like your salary would have been 100k, it'll be 80k or now fuck that. And there's a lot of people who are do that, who are like he assigned me to fuck up because think of the money that I'm saving from not having because you don't have everybody's commute is not just right. You know there's a 45 minute right, so they saving the hell of sitting in traffic coming and going from work, the gas, the, the wear and tear on your car, like all of that.
Speaker 2:So they see it as a benefit of you being able to stay in your house and do your job.
Speaker 3:That's a big dip from $100,000 to $80,000. But then if you also think about it, about the people who full-time remote and like all right, I can work a second job that's full-time and do both of them at the same time, and then also on that too like I've been trying to do that how many, uh, vacation days you save. Yeah, yeah, I can imagine if I was working remote bitch, I'd have a whole bunch of time right now I can speak to that right now.
Speaker 1:I don't take vacation time.
Speaker 2:I'm already home. Yeah, there's a lot of benefits to working from home.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I can see that. And it's not like. It's a crazy pay cut, though they lost what? 20k Because it dropped from 100 to 80? And it's if that because it's at to 20 percent. Right. So I guess it depends on the job.
Speaker 1:Probably like 15, maybe 10. Yeah well, I could do a 10 grand.
Speaker 2:Now he's like you know what, now that I'm weighing my own, yeah, like if it's 100 grand and it's 10 percent then I'm only losing 10 grand.
Speaker 3:Right, especially when you think about it, the people that was already working from home and now they're like, yeah, everybody got to come back into work, but we have this option. If this is what you want to do, you're going to lose like 15 K of your salary.
Speaker 1:I can make that 15 K back up by doing like a part time.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying, or even overtime. Or even still at home.
Speaker 2:Yeah, or even, like you think about it, it's like, oh, you know, it's about to be up time for like a raise. Yeah for a raise, a wage increase Right. Like, oh you know, depending on where you work, depending on the size of that increase, but it's like, alright, well, yeah, so basically I might get the raise, but then I elect to stay the fuck home and so my, my salary goes down, but I'm not taking a huge hit because, right, because you got the raise.
Speaker 3:I got the increase, so you basically go back to the pay. Almost I'm still surviving because this is what I was used to anyway.
Speaker 2:So thanks, so much, job Right, thank you so much and I get to just chill at home.
Speaker 3:Then, mm-hmm, yeah, nah.
Speaker 2:Let my job my job. But you got an option that's in the Timu factory. Yeah, out of here. That's Sheen. That's all on Timu sweatshop workers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wouldn't mind that this sweatshop worker is crazy, I know so.
Speaker 2:There's a 53-year-old French woman, yeah, yo oh, but I.
Speaker 1:There's a 53 year old French woman.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Yo oh, but like right the giggle thought that she was the luckiest woman alive. She believed she was in a committed relationship with Brad Pitt. How long? 15 years? No, no, no, I said she was. No, she's 53. 15 years? No, no, no, I said she was. No, she's 53. Okay, but she was basically being scammed by someone who was pretending to be Brad Pitt and she was sending him money and she got scammed over $800,000 because she thought that she was in a relationship with Brad Pitt and it's really, this AI is about to have a whole lot of people's lives destroyed.
Speaker 2:First the scammer had posed as Brad Pitt's mother. Then later she received a text from somebody claiming to be Brad himself. Like you, spoke to my mom. She really likes you, yo, let's get this popping and started this relationship with her, and this dumbass really thought she was that has to be some kind of level of some mental health, because white people doing white things now what if she was a black French lady?
Speaker 1:White people doing white things, that's funny, I'm going home.
Speaker 2:So here's the biggest Like issue is she was married To a millionaire. Oh, my Wait what? And was essentially Thinking she cheating on her husband Because Brad Pitt Wanted her body, and so she spent on her husband because Brad Pitt wanted her body.
Speaker 3:And so she spent all her husband money.
Speaker 1:That's wrong, don't do that to her.
Speaker 3:That's why I stopped the scamming.
Speaker 2:Brad had pretty much proposed to her, asked her to marry him, which ended up leading to the divorce with her husband. He ended up divor to the divorce with her husband. He ended up divorcing her.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:Now this bitch homeless broke and married to Onguye because you know it was a Nigerian scammer, so he was using.
Speaker 1:Goodbye to that relationship.
Speaker 2:So he was using AI, generated images and videos of Brad Pitt On a hospital bed Yo, that's crazy. And she was sending him. And then she was sending him Money that she got From the divorce settlement Holy shit, she actually got money and she didn't. She had a good life. Money that she got from the divorce settlement Holy shit, she actually got money and she didn't. She had a good life. Realize she got scammed until she saw something with Brad Pitt and his actual girlfriend.
Speaker 3:And she don't love her shit.
Speaker 2:I know, have you been living under the same swamp rock as Roseanne Barr? Where have you been that you thought you was with Brad Pitt and that he wasn't in a relationship?
Speaker 3:Hey, yo Did they say how old she was. Yeah, she was 53. Oh, you should be ashamed of yourself. I was about to say, oh, because you know them older people be, but 53? You need to be ashamed. Hey, yo, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:But you been sending this person your divorce settlement money, that is wild yo.
Speaker 3:Now she's sitting there looking like boo-boo the fool. I feel bad and Brad Hitt is just chilling with all that money. Did you say Brad Hitt? Yeah, because it wasn't Pitt.
Speaker 1:Yo, hey yo.
Speaker 2:Hey, yo and Brad hit over there Just counting his money Talking about.
Speaker 4:All of that yen Yo, all that yen Yo, I wonder if it was a Nigerian.
Speaker 2:Because you know.
Speaker 3:They good at what they do, they good at scamming. They is good at what they do.
Speaker 2:Y'all ever been scammed by a Nigerian? Uh-uh, and they be like oh, I'm the Prince of Lagos.
Speaker 1:Like anybody's going to like say yeah, I've been kidnapped. I was scammed the other day.
Speaker 2:And I be like well, I guess they still got Western Union. But I had to like send somebody through Western Union and like I remember You're going out of business out of these international people.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I remember them like saying like oh you know, you have to be careful of being scammed if you send the money to Nigeria. And like it's that rampant that they have that many princeses of Lagos, that everybody's dating a Princess?
Speaker 1:It's bad yo.
Speaker 3:I heard somebody say. An actual Nigerian say why would you want to go to Nigeria?
Speaker 2:Really yeah.
Speaker 3:And I just looked at them like wow, really, I'm sure it's a beautiful place. It probably is, but the way they said it it was like Wow, you're of the power.
Speaker 2:So good luck to her, and I hope.
Speaker 1:I don't think there's luck involved in here, because she done lost everything.
Speaker 2:Maybe if Brad hears about it he'll reach out and be like stupid.
Speaker 1:I know, here's a thousand dollars. Get your life back together.
Speaker 3:The problem is that she should have been giving her tithes and offerings at church. You know what she would have been all right.
Speaker 2:Well, maybe she's going to have to give up remote work so she can get her full salary. I think she got to go in the office, brad was the office.
Speaker 1:That's how she's going to go back to the office. Please, sir, can I get my job back? I lost my husband, I lost Brad Pitt, I lost everything.
Speaker 3:She's going to go on Red Note and get scanned by Jackie Chan. Not Jackie Chan, not.
Speaker 2:Jackie Chan. You'll be like hi, this is Jet Li. I'm admiring your profile.
Speaker 1:My mama should call you soon. Yo get out. Oh shit All right, let's go.
Speaker 3:So, there's a right wing evangelical pastor, oh shit. Jeffy Duplantis claims that Jesus has not. Did I say the name wrong? Y'all know I always fucking up Shit. Well, jesus ain't here, according to him, oh my God. And he ain't come back yet because Yo, I can't Go ahead. And he claims that Jesus ain't come back yet Because ain't nobody Giving no donations to the churches. That's what he preaching.
Speaker 2:Because of lack of donations to the church, jesus has chosen to sit on his lofty cloud. He said.
Speaker 3:I honestly believe this. The reason why Jesus has Hasn't come to sit on his lofty cloud and not come back and say the world, I honestly believe this. The reason why Jesus has hasn't come is because people are not given the way God told them to give. When you understand this, you can speed up the time.
Speaker 2:Excuse me, that is a. That is a Brad Pitt scheme Like that is.
Speaker 1:No, seriously, all these dollars and nickels and shit.
Speaker 2:Give me them $100.
Speaker 3:Nah, you ain't gave enough of your money, so now Jesus don't want to come down here. No, that's like somebody saying that when you get to heaven, you're going to be mowing the lawn, my third wife.
Speaker 2:Since when did Jesus have a square reader how he accepting payments?
Speaker 1:Cash app payments.
Speaker 2:you know technology up there jesus got a zelle and a venmo dollar sign. Jesus is the way dollar sign praises it's so crazy, though, because there are a lot of those types of religious leaders and churches that actually believe or promote that type of stuff, and it gets people to actually donate money or increase their donations or give their last.
Speaker 3:People be putting their houses up.
Speaker 2:This person said that Jesus ain't come down here yet because we haven't given enough. So we need to give enough so that we can see Jesus.
Speaker 3:And it's like how is that even possible when Jesus is walking around poor preaching?
Speaker 2:I wonder which car Jesus is going to drive, because you know how everybody be like Jesus take the wheel, how he got everybody wheel. So which one is he going to use?
Speaker 3:The Tesla truck because he ain't got the wheel for real.
Speaker 1:One of them blew up, so I don't think he want to drive another one.
Speaker 3:Somebody blew one of those up. He changed the water and the wine, so I'm sure he's going to change it. I think Jesus drives a Nissan.
Speaker 2:Jesus drives a Nissan because he's practical. It's a good quality car. It got a good engine.
Speaker 3:He drives a Ford Focus.
Speaker 2:Jesus drives a Subaru. What makes?
Speaker 1:a Subaru.
Speaker 2:A Subaru Because they're good in the snow, jesus, and off terrain.
Speaker 4:Not.
Speaker 2:Jesus, and Jesus got to reach a lot of different people with different terrains.
Speaker 1:So he drives a Subaru, yeah.
Speaker 3:An Outback. So if Jesus drives an Outback, what does Jamal drive An?
Speaker 2:Escalade A Hummer, a Cadillac.
Speaker 3:That's why I said Escalade.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that is a.
Speaker 3:Now Jesus Christ drives the Pinto.
Speaker 2:You know we're not going to do this, so we're going back to Florida.
Speaker 1:No, no, let's not, Of course.
Speaker 2:I go back to Florida. So there's an ice cream shop in Florida and the owner caught a woman who worked next door urinating into his ice cream buckets and spitting into the ice cream at the shop.
Speaker 1:Why do you say shop? Because would have put it at the shop.
Speaker 2:That's the news report. Back to you in the studio.
Speaker 5:Spitting into the ice cream of a local ice cream shop in Indian Shores. And today Lulu's Ice Cream Shop reopened and the community already rallying behind them. Abc Action News reporter Wendy Lane tonight with why the owners are ready to put this whole episode.
Speaker 2:I'm going back to that shop after what? The fuck.
Speaker 6:That's a great day, opening the door to a new start. Owners of Lulu's are open and ready to be back to business as usual.
Speaker 1:Lulu's sound like it's supposed to be peed in. That's not nice. Dust ourselves off. That's wild. I'm ready to go. This after Indy Chores, Police say surveillance video shows Jung Soon-Wipcha, who owns the food market next door entered the ice cream shop through an adjoining bathroom then urinated in and did other disgusting things to their ice cream, allegedly angry about the
Speaker 2:shop's popularity and a dispute over parking spaces.
Speaker 3:She says they immediately replace everything in the store.
Speaker 4:All new stuff the minute that happened.
Speaker 6:Amy Green and her daughters are thrilled that Lulus is reopened. We want to make sure that we support our locals and we love them. They're so kind to everybody.
Speaker 1:Human fecal matter.
Speaker 2:That's disgusting.
Speaker 3:Yo, it's called 10 Minute.
Speaker 2:Why Somebody built my bike Yo.
Speaker 1:Manji Yo, now the ice cream called 10 minute.
Speaker 2:That is beyond wild. You know what? I'm going to cancel this because at this point, you're acting like Roseanne Barr, have you? Ever had Is that even soft serve? Is that soft serve? And you're acting like Roseanne Barr. Have you ever had? I'm so sorry. Is that even soft serve? Is that soft?
Speaker 3:serve. Does that come with toppings? It's hard because 10 minutes.
Speaker 2:That's always the time they give you. I want to know what flavor that is, and please don't say MSG 10 minutes.
Speaker 1:10 minutes black girl 10 minutes.
Speaker 2:You can get it in the egg roll, oh shit with yum yum sauce.
Speaker 4:Now you just combined the two, I did oh shit, oh shit, ten minutes.
Speaker 3:I don't want to talk anymore. Oh shit, I don't want to talk anymore.
Speaker 2:That's horrible. That's because of this inauguration.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, flavor's called 10 minutes, not 10 minutes. Egg roll cone with yum yum sauce, bro Y'all niggas is crazy.
Speaker 2:You guys are horrible, oh my God.
Speaker 1:You guys are absolutely horrible. Holy shit, oh my God. You guys are absolutely horrible. Holy shit, oh my God. How are we not canceled already, oh God.
Speaker 3:I'm not talking about that, never mind. Oh my God, it's going to go past that. No, we got to talk about it, oh no. Oh please no, absolutely not.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, you're supposed to do this in camera. What's next?
Speaker 2:So a Cook County, chicago judge was reassigned after she allegedly sent another judge an inappropriate text message featuring an AI image of a black toddler with a fake toy called my First Angle Monitor. Holy shit.
Speaker 4:That's not funny.
Speaker 3:Look, if I could laugh at other people, I could laugh at my own. But god damn, that's fucked up.
Speaker 2:Judge Caroline Glennon Goodman allegedly sent an image with the message my Husband's Idea of Christmas Humor. The image originated from a TikTok video and was accidentally sent to another judge instead of the intended recipient, Holy shit. So Chief Judge Timothy Evans reassigned. Please tell me she sent it to a black judge Following the incident. Yo, that'd be wild if the judge was black.
Speaker 1:That'd be fucking crazy. Sent it to a Tyrone McVinkel or some shit. Get the fuck off that thing.
Speaker 2:Did you see the toy?
Speaker 1:Yo, I see it. It wanted a baby foot that looked like it got diabetes.
Speaker 2:So that might be a glucose monitor. But, they even gave the little boy a high top fail.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Yo with designs in the fucking sides, yo they gave him a line, oh shit, and he is happy.
Speaker 2:Yo, holy shit, but my first ankle monitor, that nigga got four toes.
Speaker 1:Those niggas.
Speaker 2:Prison was hard, oh shit.
Speaker 3:And they really put little tykes up there.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, yes, oh shit. You know, I ain't even it does have little tykes.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, I could've noticed the little tykes.
Speaker 3:That's a wild my first ankle bracelet.
Speaker 1:yo Did that bitch lose her job.
Speaker 2:Of course not. No, she just got reassigned.
Speaker 3:Seriously yeah.
Speaker 1:What to a white man? We laughing about that shit, but that bitch should be fired.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, you know, they just moved him around Like chess pieces.
Speaker 3:Go be racist somewhere else.
Speaker 2:It's like the priest that be raping everybody and they just moved him.
Speaker 1:To another parish White people doing white things. That's racist. That's good.
Speaker 2:Oh you fucked up, we'll just send you over there.
Speaker 3:Go to another town and touch another person.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't get it. I don't get it. Yeah, that's crazy. She claims that she sent it to that other judge by accident. It was supposed to go to someone else, as if that makes it any better.
Speaker 1:You want to hide it. You didn't hide it.
Speaker 2:Well don't get me wrong. Like when I initially saw the toy, I laughed because I'm like this is wild, like this, but that's so, in honesty, yeah, it's, it's ridiculous, it's so inappropriate, yeah so it is whatever.
Speaker 1:so what's next? Nene, I know you don't want to go here, but we got to go here.
Speaker 3:I so didn't, but here we are. Here we are. An Arizona man tragically took his own life after being caught in an embarrassing situation Aw, not a Come Along was filmed last Wednesday when he rode up to the drive-thru at Bikini Beans Coffee in Tempe, arizona. An employee noticed something wasn't right when he placed his order and saw that he wasn't wearing any pants.
Speaker 2:No, that's not right. And he pulled up with a smile. He was happy. He pulled up and pulled out.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God the video went viral because the person posted it on social media, ranking up millions of views as people commented and accused malone of incident exposure in front of the manager um. Following this, malone drove to goodyear, arizona, where he tragically shot himself in the head. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:So he pulled up.
Speaker 2:Evidently, when he pulled up to the drive-thru, she could see him from the video and she could see what he was doing. So that's why she had her phone equipped for when he pulled around and she was to record to catch him, because she's like what are you doing? This is nasty and he just a grinning, he ain't grinning no more.
Speaker 3:But the post.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry. Thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 2:There has to be some mental illness.
Speaker 1:There has to be I mean he's trying to get a Jack Mac patty or whatever. There has to be some mental illness. There has to be, you know. I mean he's trying to get a Jack McPatty or whatever. He went A Jack McPatty, Whatever he went to. What is that?
Speaker 3:That's what Mr called his buns.
Speaker 2:No, I am so curious. What is a Jack McPatty?
Speaker 1:So when I used to live out in Arizona they had a restaurant called Jack in a Box, so me and my friend used to call them Jack Mac patties. It should fuck up your stomach if you eat those. Oh really, hell yeah, jack Mac patties. But he went to a Mr Flick your Bean. What was it called? Coffee shop?
Speaker 2:Mr Flick, your bean coffee shop.
Speaker 3:For that 10 minute.
Speaker 1:For 10 minute and flick this bean and then flick this bean. Uh-uh.
Speaker 3:We're all set, he's off.
Speaker 1:We are all set, so wait. So he was plotting to shoot himself after he flicked his bean.
Speaker 3:I don't think it happened right after that day. I think it happened when he went viral.
Speaker 1:Oh, he didn't want to be known for flicking his bean, would you?
Speaker 2:Probably because, when the video first went out. I don't think it was blocked out, oh, and so they probably saw.
Speaker 1:Don't you do it. He saw his beam.
Speaker 3:I know where you was going with that. What, please, no.
Speaker 1:And he was like oh my God, if I know that I'm like not adequate, I mean, would I call somebody to shoot themselves? He probably was yes.
Speaker 2:He probably was very embarrassed, just to the fact.
Speaker 3:Well, he pulled up with no pants on what the fuck he was fucking, but he probably didn't think that he was gonna get recorded all the negative attention that he probably got from it some people, like you said, it could have been a mental health thing, like some people just or just because when it went viral, he probably got a lot of negative attention.
Speaker 2:People were saying a lot of things. He probably thought it was going to blow him up, put some pants on, and it probably just was like Masturbate at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, mm-hmm, yeah Praises. No, no Okay.
Speaker 2:So we're going back to Florida Again. Yeah, okay, so there was a lottery winner involved in a violent robbery Outside a store in Orange County and the sheriff's office is on the lookout for the suspect. So, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office, the victim, who's an 83-year-old woman, was approached while she was trying to get into her car after cashing in a $200 lottery ticket winnings at Buddy's Food and Lotto Buddy's. So the footage they actually believe they know who he is. They believe that he is diego stalin tavarez flory. So he has way too many names, yeah eight names.
Speaker 1:Um, he caught. No, he's y'all out one of those names.
Speaker 2:He's turning yo shut up because um, a son, lee, who's been working at buddy's food and Lotto for over 10 years, said she knows the victim personally, that she's a regular customer. I've known her for over 10 years. I told y'all we playing this shit off.
Speaker 4:What was the owner name, nope.
Speaker 2:Okay, but that's so sad. Like that poor older woman was like, oh my god, I want $200. She probably was about to go buy some eggs and and she got robbed for her winnings.
Speaker 3:No, because the eggs, my eggs, my eggs my eggs, she can't buy them.
Speaker 2:Eggs for young oh, no, that is, I was like because eggs are expensive.
Speaker 3:Mute your mic, oh my god you know the price of eggs?
Speaker 2:they're going back up, everything going back up, everything going back up. And she was like I can get my groceries for the week.
Speaker 3:These young kids Is doing these elderly people wrong? It's crazy.
Speaker 1:Let that lady get her eggs.
Speaker 2:Or her egg wall no no, so much. Or her egg wall no.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 3:Did you guys hear about Method man Beating the shit?
Speaker 1:out of his daughter's boyfriend. Good, oh, let me hear the story first, look at you.
Speaker 2:I got Method Man's back, whatever he did. Allegedly it's been reported that he got into an altercation at Crunch Fitness Gym on Staten Island, where you know I don't know why. All this time I didn't even realize that Method man had kids. Name was Clifford. Oh, you did. Yeah, I'm only used to TI. It didn't really dawn on me, it didn't connect, but evidently they're saying that he threw seven punches. They counted Right.
Speaker 3:They really was like one, two, three.
Speaker 2:To his daughter's ex-boyfriend. Allegedly there was some issues from the past. But Method man came out, the statement came out. He's denying it and saying that he didn't. He didn't push him. Yeah, and that's yeah. So I don't know exactly. Well, or if he's saving face, or he's trying to. That didn't help. Yeah, it didn't help at all that's right.
Speaker 1:She was like really, oh, my bad well, if it was, if he was being disrespectful and Method man had to set him straight, I'm on Method Man's side, I don't even care what happened, I'm on Method Man's side. I don't even care what happened, I'm on Method Man's side. Oh my God, he doesn't do anything without just cause. He has a history of just responding yeah, if you are. He makes it clear like I don't fuck with anybody to get in their business, don't get in my business, you attack me. He makes it clear If you're going to do anything, attack me, I can take it. Leave my family out of it. So he was saying that when it was about his wife. So I can imagine what he would do for his daughter. So if he had to go to the length to throw him blows, the dude said something yeah, yeah. So that's where I stand on it, because I would do the same thing. Don't talk. I'm just waiting for one of these ex-boyfriends to say something, oh my God, to my daughter.
Speaker 2:I feel like I already know.
Speaker 1:You already know who I'm talking about. Oh my God, I'm waiting. I don't like how he did her. Don't come see me.
Speaker 2:I'm going to see you. Oh man, I know, please don't.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay.
Speaker 3:All right, next up. So I got a question.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:It was the way it was written was stupid, so I had to look at it again, like what, what does a broke man always have?
Speaker 2:Good dick. Not that I know that from experience, it's just you know things I've read in the magazine.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go ahead and say a woman, because as much shit as he's talking about a broke nigga, he always got a woman.
Speaker 2:A broke man always got a goddamn attitude.
Speaker 3:That's true too. That's true.
Speaker 2:You can't afford to have an attitude.
Speaker 1:You need to be giving out grace and kindness, because you need help yeah.
Speaker 3:They always feel entitled.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like you, just mad because.
Speaker 1:Broke man always smell, like last month.
Speaker 2:A broke man always smell. Like you know, if I could, I would yeah. A broke man always spend, like you know, if I could, I would yeah.
Speaker 3:A broke man always behind the girl while she paying dancing.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:While she paying.
Speaker 2:While she paying dancing.
Speaker 3:No, he's, she's paying and he's behind her. Oh, like, my baby got it. My baby, where's yours?
Speaker 1:Are we shaming those, though? Maybe he's Working towards something he could be in between, in between.
Speaker 3:I was just talking about the ones that just didn't give a shit.
Speaker 2:There are those Like in between Like jobs.
Speaker 1:He said in between, I just collect like in between, like jobs. Yeah, I've been.
Speaker 6:You said in between yo I've had just go in kudos, kudos.
Speaker 1:Yo yeah, I've been. I've been in situations where I've been down bad, but I don't. I don't get how people don't get themselves out of it like I. I don't stay down. There's a lot of people who don't get themselves out. I don't get how people don't get themselves out of it. I don't stay down. I don't stay down for very long. If I'm down, give me like three Give me like three. Give me like a month or two, I'm back making money.
Speaker 2:Now, when you were down, did you have an attitude?
Speaker 6:No, like bitch. Why am I today? You been home all day.
Speaker 1:No, I tried At that point. I would try to do as much things that I can to help out where I can't.
Speaker 2:Did you dance behind your woman while she paid A few?
Speaker 1:times.
Speaker 4:Right, right. He thought about it.
Speaker 1:I plead the fifth. She had me dress up in these skimpy things I don't like it Get out of here.
Speaker 3:I don't like talking about that type of life.
Speaker 1:I need pictures. I don't even know what those things called when you put on your nipples. I can't stand it. Nipple clamps. Yeah, tassels, can't stand it, nipple clamps.
Speaker 3:Yeah, tassels, oh tassels. I went to nipple clamps and shit.
Speaker 1:That's why her fucking hair went, the whole dominatrix and shit.
Speaker 2:It was shock therapy.
Speaker 1:She was down as a man and she had to put on nipple clamps.
Speaker 3:First of all, I ain't never been down as a man. I've always been up. Let's get that clear.
Speaker 1:Fucking you being a wawa's and-wahs, oh my god not fucking wah-wahs go home, alright.
Speaker 3:One more question, one more question. Question is it okay to date your friend's ex now? According to social media, one person said this idea is so outdated. Shit happens, people connect. Somebody else said I'm sorry, but dating your friend's ex is insane. What do you guys think it could be?
Speaker 1:nasty work or people just don't give a fuck. So I could go either way.
Speaker 3:Well, people, not giving a fuck is nasty work.
Speaker 2:Okay. So here's my thought on it, because I hear both sides of the the mess and and I understand both sides and I actually kind of agree with both sides. So it's really tricky because a lot of y'all bitches is out here nasty and y'all got a lot of exes, yeah there's not a lot of options out here, true? And why do I have to limit myself? Because you can't close your legs. Wait, are there exes?
Speaker 1:by the time you get to them.
Speaker 3:Ex of the other person. No, no, I was trying to move past it. I was trying to move past it, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:Challenge. I know you're going to get me.
Speaker 1:I know you're going to get me, so I'm just I'm sorry, challenge. I know you're going to get me. I know you're going to get me, so I'm just waiting for it.
Speaker 4:That was good though.
Speaker 3:Now they threw in the HW reference.
Speaker 2:Get out of here.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But like yeah, like so sometimes you don't always know all of your friends' exes. And so what if you met somebody, y'all hit it off, y'all started dating and then you find out that oh my God, that's my friend's ex. Do you end your relationship?
Speaker 1:So what if it happens the opposite way? What if I dated my ex's best friend? Is that worse? Your ex's best friend, is that worse?
Speaker 3:Your ex's best friend.
Speaker 1:And then we kind of just flaunted it in her face.
Speaker 3:Well, clearly you're going to. That is fucked up.
Speaker 1:But she was like I need to talk to her and see if this is okay, Like she tried to do her due diligence, Did she? I think so. You didn't care either way. I didn't care either way.
Speaker 3:But usually like, one side doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 1:You know what happened actually, which is crazy. I end up.
Speaker 2:Okay, this is Sleeping with both of them at the same time.
Speaker 1:Not at the same time. Wow, back to back. No, but I ended up cheating with my ex-girl.
Speaker 3:On the best friend. That's crazy. Wait, he slept with the ex while he was with the best friend.
Speaker 1:Isn't that fucked up on her part?
Speaker 3:No, that was her.
Speaker 2:get back to her best friend that's what that was yeah, you got to understand the moves of women sometimes, but now do you know if the conversation had happened and she was like oh no, it's fine, because then there's no get back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that happened it can't, it can't be a get back if you've not said no, I'm cool with a girl, do you? There was a birthday party that happened, which was my new girlfriend's birthday party, with my ex that came to the birthday party and we was all cool, so everything was cool.
Speaker 3:So they probably was just running you out. Go ahead, girl. He got some good. Go ahead and do it. I ain't mad, but I'm about to circle back real quick oh, that could have been that.
Speaker 1:I like that too.
Speaker 3:All right, whatever I ended up with um one of my friend's exes what I actually married him oh, your husband was a friend's ex wow, oh shit, what's their name?
Speaker 2:Mm-mm, which is crazy.
Speaker 3:Like she was cool with it though, because I remember one time when me he was my boyfriend at the time we was living together Mm-hmm and me and her and another friend were going out to like go party and she came to the house Now and another friend were going out to like go party and she came to the house now. She already knew like whatever, but my man was like why the fuck is she in my house?
Speaker 2:so it was. It was. So did your. Did your man know that y'all were friends before they came to your house?
Speaker 3:He knew we were friends, but I don't think he realized how close of friends we were. Okay so, but when they dated it was like high school and I met my husband way after. Sorry, I smacked the mic.
Speaker 4:It was your husband.
Speaker 3:Way after. Sorry, I smacked the mic. Smacked it like it was your husband. Way after Yo. What Smacked the mic? Like your husband.
Speaker 1:Shut up.
Speaker 2:That shit sounds messy. That's it. I'm trying to formulate my question now so you knew that they were together because you guys all went to high school together, so you knew they were together back then, or you found out that they were together back then when you started now dating.
Speaker 3:No, I knew of a person that she was dating. I didn't know it was him, because she dated two people with the same name.
Speaker 2:So she never have to call out the wrong one, right? That sounds nasty.
Speaker 3:So I didn't realize it was him at that time. Then I found out when we started talking.
Speaker 2:And was there any part of you that was like, oh my God, this is like mm-mm? He was with my friend.
Speaker 3:No, because I found out he was with a whole bunch of other friends, so it didn't matter oh shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, not you pick the prize, pig oh yeah, wait a minute.
Speaker 1:Wait a fucking minute.
Speaker 3:She was like oh, so you've been spread wide and laid low.
Speaker 2:Sign me up Like what.
Speaker 1:Hold on, sign me up. What? What was the intrigue? It was like you ran through all my friends and you're the person they was talking about. I'm bagging you, was it that?
Speaker 3:No, it didn't. That's not how that went. It was more like, oh yeah, I used to talk to this person and I was like, oh wow, this is in your relationship In my relationship, yeah.
Speaker 1:So I was like oh wow, this is in your relationship In my relationship yeah.
Speaker 3:So I was like, oh, that's my friend. We grew up together Like oh shit.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, that's kind of crazy. How did he feel about that?
Speaker 3:Well, my husband's arrogant, so he felt great.
Speaker 2:He was like, like you, goddamn right aww slinging and ding-a-ling get out of here yo you get on my nerves, right, you get on my nerves, not the slinging and ding-a-ling alright, where we at? Oh my god, I think we are at your favorite part of the show.
Speaker 1:My favorite part of the show.
Speaker 4:Gems, gems on them. Gems, gems, gems, gems. Now listen.
Speaker 1:I got three of these bad boys today. Thank you, mom. That was good. Thank you, mom. Thank you to the mom and prodigy and havoc Gem number one Just because you've dated, just because y'all dated for seven years, don't mean he going to marry you, sis. My cousin studied medicine for six years and now he's a DJ.
Speaker 3:Not true. Not true why? Because it depends on the person and when they're ready, and it just depends on the people sometimes, then you do have some that's why I think it is true what that just because you're together that long doesn't mean that he will marry you, because it depends, and just because the length of time has nothing to do with right or not so it's either.
Speaker 1:Or well, yeah, let me ask you n Nene, you are married. How long?
Speaker 3:did it take? It took that nigga, 10 years, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:She said that with some conviction.
Speaker 3:No, so I'm just kidding, though, because it did take 10 years, but even still, when that happened, it was still like, uh, should we do this? In my mind, so it didn't bother me.
Speaker 1:He didn't become a DJ. Did he A DJ? He didn't become a DJ. Just checking, you don't ever know about these things.
Speaker 3:Yo, he wasn't what, oh my god.
Speaker 1:Please finish that sentence, please. He was what? Oh my God, please finish that sentence Moving on.
Speaker 3:Please Next, Jim it was what?
Speaker 2:Nothing A panty. He was a rapper.
Speaker 1:That's the sound I was about to say. He married a rapper.
Speaker 2:He used to wear women's lingerie.
Speaker 3:Yo get the fuck out of here. I'd be like babe, give me my panties back. He was like no, I ain't like police. But you're busting a hole in the front wider.
Speaker 1:Yo, you're busting a.
Speaker 2:Did you say busting a hole in it wider, wider In the front?
Speaker 1:Why was it it's?
Speaker 3:lace. If it goes through the thing, it's busting it open wider.
Speaker 2:No, your panties was open already. That's what you meant. Your panties was open already. That's what you meant. Who said I wear them, you meant your hole just got made whiter from the Never.
Speaker 3:Nice try though. Hw, wow, hw.
Speaker 1:Wow, all right. Gem number two Kids today. Kids today Finds out. School is canceled via text. Our generation had to wake up at 6 amam and watch the bottom of the TV screen like it's an NBA draft.
Speaker 3:Damn straight and I still do that because I'm so used to doing that.
Speaker 1:And here's the fucked up part, when we looking for our school. It just passed, so we gotta wait all the way for the whole alphabet to come back around. Which would be like 20 minutes before we go see B again.
Speaker 2:But sometimes I used to flip between the channels to see if I can catch it on one of the other channels.
Speaker 1:I did that too, and then you would just miss it on the other channel. So you just flip back and forth.
Speaker 2:I'd be mad. By the time I found out, school was already out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that half a day or the crazy part about it is today's generation is not the same as ours, because our snow days was real fucking snow days, yeah, and we still had to go to school, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1:And I didn't take the bus. I had to walk. Well, sometimes I had to walk.
Speaker 3:Well, I would have rather walked because some of the bus drivers was fucking crazy.
Speaker 1:I had to walk a grip if I missed the bus. Really.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:It was at least a 15 minute walk or so.
Speaker 3:Yeah. If I missed the bus, I wasn't going to school and I had to go down a hill Because I live way too far.
Speaker 1:The higher the grade, the less I gave a fuck about going to class, so sometimes I just didn't go to class at all.
Speaker 2:Most people yeah.
Speaker 1:My senior year. I was escaping class drinking in the back of the class.
Speaker 2:It was like prison break, he's in prison break.
Speaker 1:I didn't give a fuck about my senior year, he was digging tunnels.
Speaker 2:I can't wait to get up out of here. That was just the name of all his girls.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, God damn, Touche motherfucker.
Speaker 3:He said he was going to tag you back. That was a good one that was a good one.
Speaker 1:That was a good one. Third Jim, you ain't wrong friend Is the toxic leading the toxic.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You ain't wrong friend. It depends Knowing damn well you wrong. It depends, because a lot of people don't hold their friends accountable.
Speaker 3:We ain't wrong, friend. It depends Knowing damn well you wrong. It depends Because a lot of people don't hold their friends accountable.
Speaker 2:Absolutely.
Speaker 3:So they're going to agree. You ain't wrong. But I think there are times where there are some friends who be like nah bitch, you know you wrong for that. That's what I'm saying, but I think there are times where it's like, no, you're not wrong.
Speaker 2:Like, you're absolutely right and what you said or what you did Right.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I think it go both ways.
Speaker 1:So beating your meat in a bean thing. No, we not doing this, you ain't wrong friend. You got the right to beat your meat in a.
Speaker 3:He didn't have a friend there to tell him that A coffee bean shop. He wasn't in the.
Speaker 2:He was in the drive-thru. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:We ain't wrong friend, let's not go back to that. He's not here anymore.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's right he took. Oh, he ain't wrong friend. Damn. I just realized that that don't fit it, don't it, don't Not at all.
Speaker 3:That's our gyms.
Speaker 4:That is our gyms.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, kill that crazy dude.
Speaker 4:Drop a gym on him.
Speaker 1:All right, quickly, quickly, quickly quickly quickly quickly, my pick six is now down to a pick four. Playoffs is here. Playoffs is here. And if you remember what I said last week, if you remember anything that I said last week the picks that I had last week I must say Drum roll, please Drum roll. For the wild card, I chose the.
Speaker 2:Dodgers LA Chargers.
Speaker 1:LA Chargers. See, I chose the Baltimore Ravens, I chose the Buffalo Bills and I chose the Philadelphia Eagles and I chose Tampa Bay and I chose Minnesota. Now, out of the six you're funny as fuck out of the six, I got three right. Okay, three out of the six, yes. So if you chose, or you chose different, if you chose Houston, texas to win, good for you. If you chose Washington to win, I am shocked because I thought Baker Mayfield was on a tear. I told you Washington was going to win. Good for you. If you chose Washington to win, I am shocked because I thought Baker Mayfield was on a tear. I told you Washington was going to win. You did tell me Washington was going to win. And that fucking field goal hit the. It was a doinker, but it went through. It was a doinker and Rams fucking destroyed Sam Darnold and them fucking Vikings.
Speaker 1:So this week I'm going to choose either Kansas City and Houston. I'm going Kansas City. I'm going Detroit over Washington. I'm going Philly over Rams. I'm going Baltimore over Bills. Who you got? Kansas City? Houston? Who you got Kansas City, houston, who you got?
Speaker 3:I'm actually Kansas City, Houston. I'm going with the Chiefs.
Speaker 1:Chiefs Detroit versus Washington.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, I like, but I'm going to give it to the Lions.
Speaker 1:The Lions. Yeah, Lions has just been cooking this year.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they've been roaring real loud.
Speaker 1:Eagles Rams. Ooh Eagles, yeah, Eagles, I'm going. Eagles Nene.
Speaker 3:I'm going Rams, she like to get.
Speaker 1:Rams, oh shit.
Speaker 4:Nene, that is true.
Speaker 1:You ain't all right Ravens bills.
Speaker 2:Can you pay mine?
Speaker 1:You're going with the bills. Wow, mvp Lamar Jackson, fucking Derrick Henry, I'm going with the bills. You think Josh Allen is going?
Speaker 3:to pull it out.
Speaker 1:Because he's a postseason player, not a regular season player, because he let you down all fantasy football. All fantasy football. He didn't show up.
Speaker 2:That is exactly why, sean, are you going with who? I'm going with the Ravens? Good, because they pulled out. That's what you said, right?
Speaker 1:No, no, but you like it when they pull out. I didn't think that was your forte.
Speaker 2:I didn't think that was your forte and that's our picks and that's our.
Speaker 1:That's our picks. Good luck to you. And if you didn't agree with any one of my picks, who cares? No, I'm just kidding, I'm not a professional, so choose your own motherfucking picks. Oh my God, yeah. But if Price picks or anybody want to sponsor us, hey, I'll make sure I pick some good picks next time. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. What we got now, we got some listeners questions. We got any.
Speaker 2:Moving it right on up. All right, that's it for today.
Speaker 1:So that's it for today. So that's it for today. Now let me just say once again thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for all of your donations. What, the what Donations.
Speaker 2:Donations.
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Speaker 1:So To have pie in his face? We're not going to start that little narrative there.
Speaker 2:Let's let the people choose let's pie, mister, let's pie mister.
Speaker 1:No, we're not going to have a campaign.
Speaker 2:Cream mister's face Cream, mister's face, wow, wow.
Speaker 1:Wow, so we are about Yo fuck off we appreciate the donation.
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Speaker 4:Farewell TikTok. I really shouldn't have ended on this, but I am Sing it Sean.
