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Episode 069: Flamed-Broiled Boon
Ever wonder who truly reigns supreme, Prince or Michael Jackson? Join us for a spirited debate filled with witty banter, laughter, and a side of sing-alongs as we let loose and celebrate the legendary tunes of these musical icons. Whether you're moonwalking or sporting a raspberry beret, this episode has something for every fan. We'll keep you entertained with cheeky antics and audacious content, all while reminding you to not take life too seriously. Expect a few surprises that might even leave you humming "Purple Rain" or "Billie Jean" by the end.
Amidst the snowy backdrop, we catch up with Shawn and Nini and bring a personal touch to our chat, sharing tales of sinus infections and the joys of working from home. Our camaraderie shines through as we laugh off the mundane and dive into the delightful absurdities of life. With a nod and a wink to our supporters, we express our gratitude and invite you along for this joyous ride. So, grab a warm drink, settle in, and let us brighten your day with music, humor, and plenty of playful debates.
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Speaker 2:You recording this when you sit on it?
Speaker 3:that's when they control it the opinions of this podcast are for entertainment purposes, only. You, the fucking devil.
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Speaker 1:We are trained professionals at being regular ass people If you can't take what we're serving this is not the table for you. Reservation denied Enjoy the show. That should be a topic, though. One day we should talk about that.
Speaker 3:Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show. We're going to do a special intro today, we doing Prince versus Michael Jackson. If you know it, sing it, goddamn Prince.
Speaker 1:He the devil, I swear.
Speaker 4:Don't mean to call you no pain.
Speaker 3:Sing it If you know it. Table for three is in the building. I dropped the air horn on Purple Rain. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:This is Shekel Nini showing on here today? Miss Connecticut is back, miss, please.
Speaker 4:Thank you so much for having me. I was just having that nasty conversation no-transcript. Let's enjoy your ride to work. Let's go, speed it up. Woo, yeah, who's going after this? Yeah, yeah, table for three.
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Speaker 3:Oh my God, this is unruly. Uh-oh, he was talking about me in this song, I bet you dirty bitch, god damn.
Speaker 1:My shit.
Speaker 4:That's that I love this song.
Speaker 3:He was talking to her. Oh, we got to go here next.
Speaker 4:Oh, oh, oh. Hey, baby, do what you please. I have the stuff that you want. I am the thing that you need. She look me deep in the eyes, she touching me, so to stop. She says there's no turning back. The DJ and the no, the DJ and the no, the DJ and the no, the DJ and the moon, the future and the Never be, oh no.
Speaker 3:Come on guys, yo come on out there. I know y'all feeling this playlist. Let's go. You know this was it when this came on. Who got it for you, michael Prince? I want to stop, but I can't. I can't stop till I get enough. Would you be a happy boy, or?
Speaker 4:a girl.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh, sing it Nini. If I could, I would give you the world.
Speaker 4:All I can do is just offer you my love, all right.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 4:Hey, nancy, uh-huh, uh-huh, Pretty young thing. You'll need some lovin' and a lovin' care and I'll take you there. Girl, I want to love you. Pretty young thing. You'll need some lovin' and a lovin' care and I'll take you there. Oh shit.
Speaker 1:My ass is out right now. Is it Wow.
Speaker 3:You got the chaps on.
Speaker 1:I do. I cut the butt part out of my jeans.
Speaker 4:Don't tell my husband.
Speaker 1:He knows.
Speaker 2:He already knows.
Speaker 4:You say what have I got to lose? And, honey, I say leave it, go on back. Leave it, go on back. We're doing that, love, we're doing that.
Speaker 2:No, we're doing that, Leave it go on back.
Speaker 3:We're about to wrap this up. I still got more.
Speaker 4:Leave it. Go on back, go on back. Guess I should close my eyes when you drove me to the place where your bosses run free, woo.
Speaker 3:Alright, this is going to be the last one. Last one, that's one Yee-haw.
Speaker 4:You did that little giddy-up shit right there. Yeah, we're going to start it. Table number three is starting. As we do every episode, we start something. We're surprised that we're not canceled the pain is thunder.
Speaker 3:We're surprised that we're not canceled. I hope y'all like that intro. What's up everybody? Table for three is back in the building. How are you doing? We've missed y'all. How y'all doing with all this snow, All this snow coming?
Speaker 2:Welcome back.
Speaker 3:Sean Nene, it's good to see you guys. As always, somebody needs a shot. Tyler, she got hot over Michael Jackson and Prince actually I did, I take them both down.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Same time. So what y'all was saying in the beginning of the episode? Huh, inquiring minds wants to know.
Speaker 1:I don't think nobody heard that.
Speaker 3:Oh, they did, Unless I didn't take it out after post. But whatever, I might take it out after post. Oh yeah, yeah. But you said you think Prince is a what?
Speaker 2:Hung low. They are two iconic superstars. Yeah, that we had. They hung low.
Speaker 1:You think both of them are hung, low and sweet, oh my God. And spreading it wide.
Speaker 3:Okay, all right.
Speaker 4:Take your sip.
Speaker 3:How was everybody's week?
Speaker 2:My nerves Week in. God damn near, rita, you can get on my nerves Nene.
Speaker 3:let's start with you. It was a week. It was a week yeah.
Speaker 1:It was a fucking week Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, my week was actually. It wasn't bad. Good, it wasn't bad. Um, I worked from home the whole week, like no, like three days is that normal for you to work from home?
Speaker 3:no, you have to be in the office more than you work from home. I don't have to do anything, oh, except lay low and spread it wide, I guess.
Speaker 2:Oh my god and out of the office. Yeah, I'm saying get paid for it. Oh my god, in and out of the office, yeah in I'm saying Get paid for it.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, so no, so you had to. You was home. The majority yeah.
Speaker 2:Partially like Cause. I had a Partially a A sinus infection.
Speaker 6:A sinus infection. Why did I?
Speaker 2:stutter with that Sinus infection. I had a sinus infection so Couldn't get them kids Out of there. I just oh shit.
Speaker 1:Why was they in his sinuses? You know, why it was the magic school bus it was a week.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:And mister, how was your short week that you didn't work Cause you're never working? You don't do nothing. You probably have Friday off and Monday off. This wasn was your short week that you didn't work because you're never working. You don't do nothing. You probably have.
Speaker 3:Friday off and Monday off and Tuesday off and Wednesday off. This wasn't my short week, but sadly I lost my father over last weekend. Oh no, oh no, oh no, but it wasn't really, thank you. Thank you, my father and I never really had a.
Speaker 2:You ain't had no daddy around when he was growing up. Yeah, we never had a strong relationship and you ain't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:Pretty much, yeah, but I realized how much like him I am with all the females that he has.
Speaker 2:I learned so Wow, so you had as many females as your dad. No, he had way more emails as your dad?
Speaker 3:no, he had way more, really, because so now you're aspiring to be your dad. No, I, I, I don't want the confusion like the shit that I found out, though you know this is my first real, you know, death and that's close to the, so I, I didn't know how crazy it can be once someone passed and all the fucking stories comes out and all the stuff that I didn't know started coming out. Listen here, my name shouldn't even be my name, or how it's crazy.
Speaker 2:I need to know about that later, we could talk about it later it's really interesting anyway, just to like like you saying, especially like if people pass away and you start hearing stuff, but like just finding out things about our parents in general. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1:It's crazy Sometimes you like looking at them sideways. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Because they the way they hold themselves Like bitch you was doing what?
Speaker 1:Yo, listen. That's why I'm happy my kids know I'm crazy. Listen here, I'm just going to say this.
Speaker 2:I found out recently my parents were crackheads.
Speaker 1:I'm just joking. Hey, yo, you saw how I looked at you From across the table.
Speaker 3:I was like your mama bought a bus in here.
Speaker 4:Right now she's on the side of her head now you should have decided hey, fuck you son.
Speaker 1:But no, like Don't your dad listen to the show.
Speaker 3:Sorry, Papa.
Speaker 1:He could be like wait a minute now, god damn it. He was like it was meth I ain't say that aunt Me neither aunt.
Speaker 3:But yeah, it was. I can say this. I just lost my train of thought of what I was going to say. But anyway, yeah it's. I understand why he used to say be careful who you talk to, because they might be family. It makes way more sense now. We have that problem in ours.
Speaker 2:So you found out you've been screwing your family.
Speaker 3:It's possible that.
Speaker 2:Didn't you screw one of your sisters?
Speaker 1:No, you almost did I remember that story right? No, what the fuck Didn't you pick up? Yeah a couple episodes ago.
Speaker 2:You were trying to get a discount for your son's hair.
Speaker 3:Wow, no, that's not my sister. Technically that's not my sister, it's my brother's sister.
Speaker 2:That's interesting it's made of tomato.
Speaker 3:Yo, that's funny.
Speaker 2:Busting your sister down Wild.
Speaker 3:Wow, Busted baby, but technically she's not my sister.
Speaker 2:So you are saying he busted her.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:He didn't deny he busted her. He didn't deny that was his sister.
Speaker 3:I like how y'all switching this shit up. That's funny as fuck.
Speaker 2:No, this is about your father's death.
Speaker 1:Yo get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:Thoughts and prayers Yo.
Speaker 6:I gave myself the thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 1:The switch up was crazy. Oh no Yo.
Speaker 6:You ain't shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you ain't shit. There's so much to this thing. I want to hear it too.
Speaker 2:It's so much. Cook me a nice meal and give me a glass of wine and tell me your story. Mm-mm, hey, yo All right.
Speaker 3:But other than that my week is just busy with a lot of trying to arrange and shit like that. Okay.
Speaker 1:Ain't your son's senior night coming up?
Speaker 3:Oh yes, so his senior night is coming up. Yo, I think I went crazy overboard with trying to celebrate his senior night Because I'm trying to get. I did this poster for him and like I don't know, like I was just trying to like what's the best size poster I should get and I was like let me just go with the biggest one they got and I'm thinking it's going to be like a regular, you know nice size poster with the biggest one they got and I'm thinking it's going to be like a regular.
Speaker 1:you know, nice size poster.
Speaker 2:I got that shit that is three feet by four, not my size.
Speaker 4:Barbie.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:He got a life size ass fucking poster board. I posted a larger than that. My son seen it. He was like yeah, you can't bring it back in a smaller one. I was like nah.
Speaker 2:A poster the same size as your size.
Speaker 3:For Because it's just like Yo for real, like it's just huge. That's funny so, but you know I got it, I'm getting it framed, I got like a little white Sharpie so all his senior classmates that's playing with him could sign the poster as well. That's cool and getting them like a nice little gift basket. And then I guess all, like all, the senior parents are throwing like a nice little party for them.
Speaker 1:I got to see the poster so I could do one for myself when my birthday comes.
Speaker 3:It's dope, it's dope yeah.
Speaker 2:I could do one too, like with my boudoir photos that I had taken Boudoir.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm. Okay, yeah, down at the Bayou.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and on top of that his team went 12-0 since the last.
Speaker 1:So they're like 15-1. Wow.
Speaker 2:So they're definitely going to make the postseason. So they've been listening to my techniques and stuff I've been giving them. Oh no, not those type of techniques.
Speaker 1:Well, clearly somebody's been using them because they're working, yeah.
Speaker 4:Well, that's why he had a sinus infection, oh Wow.
Speaker 6:What the fuck is going on here, but yeah, you got a vacation coming up.
Speaker 1:I fucking do finally.
Speaker 3:I am so excited.
Speaker 6:Are you looking forward to it?
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, I'm looking forward to it. Unfortunately the downside to it is somebody fucking hates me in the universe because it's supposed to snow almost all that whole week. Seriously, yeah, wow, yeah, seriously yeah, wow, yeah, but fuck it, I still ain't got to go to work.
Speaker 6:Exactly, it is what it is.
Speaker 1:I'll enjoy it either way.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think that week I had my.
Speaker 1:Friday off. I ain't doing shit, I know that's right, but homework.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, because you're a new student. Now I'll just be doing homework.
Speaker 2:Nice, yeah, you taking more prostitution, one-on-one Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Actually no.
Speaker 1:How to walk the strip, just to be my third year in prostitution. So it'd be prostitution, oh okay. Yes, I'm almost done. Honors, mm-hmm Hi.
Speaker 6:Summa cum laude. You know dean's list sucka cum laude, yo get out of here ass clap academy, you know, I got it wait, that's the wrong school for you ass clap.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, that just registered. Her ass snaps. It's just like Velcro coming apart.
Speaker 1:But that's why I'm going your ass gets sucked in I gotta learn techniques to work with what I got. What'd? You say Did you say my ass sucked in my pants? Yo, what? No, what did you say? Y'all not going to keep attacking me, all right my husband.
Speaker 2:You'll have to just listen to it back.
Speaker 1:My husband deals with what he got. Okay, the ass doesn't matter, it's everything else.
Speaker 2:She's like it's all what's in my heart.
Speaker 1:I don't have a fat ass, but I have a fat front, Okay.
Speaker 2:so anyway so.
Speaker 3:Yo poom poom, that's your note, oh my God, now move on.
Speaker 1:Move the fuck on.
Speaker 3:Oh okay, oh wait, deli me.
Speaker 1:Get your oh okay, wait, deli meat.
Speaker 2:It's prosciutto. You did say you was European. I did see they still shipping you ass. Huh, it's okay.
Speaker 1:The way shit going. I don't mind being shipped the fuck out. It'll be my first time being flued out.
Speaker 2:She said prosciutto.
Speaker 1:It'll be my first time being flued out.
Speaker 3:Stop, because there are no tariffs now.
Speaker 4:What Whatever?
Speaker 3:I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4:You, the only one, I'm sure you do know what I'm talking about you know only one.
Speaker 1:I'm sure you do know what you're talking about Import and export. Nobody can. I killed the joke, murdered it.
Speaker 3:All right, where are we going in the world today? Oh my God. Let's start off with no dead babies, all right, and let's.
Speaker 6:I just realized what he said.
Speaker 3:No dead babies. Let's keep this energy going All right?
Speaker 1:well, We'll start off with the pharmacy student who was suing her college for $250,000.
Speaker 3:Get your money.
Speaker 1:Kimberly Day was accused of violating her school's professionalism code after the administration received several Violating or violating I said violating.
Speaker 3:I thought she said like violating or like.
Speaker 2:Look, I don't even know.
Speaker 4:Y'all gotta keep doing this to me.
Speaker 1:You know what, throw the whole show away.
Speaker 2:And the host.
Speaker 1:We is done, my lady, we is fucking done.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:Professionalism, cold, what God.
Speaker 2:You know, her tongue is all the way tied, it's crazy the administration.
Speaker 3:Why she got to talk. Ratchet to talk proper.
Speaker 2:Because, I'm a reader ratcheting oh my God, this is a mess. I thought it was better than that.
Speaker 3:Over a year and a half, we didn't get better yet. No, the ghetto.
Speaker 1:Anyway, all she did was post some shit. And they was like we not having that. That's your fucking story.
Speaker 2:We need a new co-host.
Speaker 3:Alright, so she post what.
Speaker 1:So she received several Anonymous compliments. Received several anonymous compliments. Kimberly Day was accused of violating her school's professionalism code After the administration received several anonymous complaints regarding her social media posts. No, you're doing great. According to people, her lawsuit claims that she used the pseudonym Kimmy Cox to share lyrics from Cardi B's WAP and Beyonce's Partition. The university first received anonymous tips about her post in 2019. Right, you know who was telling on her and initially allowed her to continue.
Speaker 3:Karen and Kyle Everybody who ain't got a wet.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 1:Allowed her to continue attending school. However, in 2020, they threatened her with expulsion. The lawsuit accused the university of violating her constitutional rights by trying to police her post on her social media unrelated to her program, which I agree, because what does that have to do with?
Speaker 4:anything.
Speaker 1:Additionally, the post didn't mention the school or give any hints of affiliation. Though Day completed her pharmacy degree, her lawsuit continued After initially being dismissed in 2023, she and her legal team appealed in 2024 and won. Good for her.
Speaker 2:Congratulations. Yes, fuck them.
Speaker 1:Yep, and I don't mind who's the anonymous, because I want to sue them for defamation of character.
Speaker 3:Go girl, defame me, defame me congratulations on your win. Yes, people need to mind their damn business um and I I agree that defamation should have happened too you're being funny now, no I no, I think that's.
Speaker 2:That's real shit, though, because well she said the things that she said, so they didn't say anything.
Speaker 1:That wasn't against her defaming her yeah yeah, you're true, true well, it should have been like false whatever. Like what did it have advertisement? No, like a false accusation Of whatever they were Trying to claim she did wrong.
Speaker 2:No, it should have just Been charged with Mind, your god damn business.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, she won and congratulations. Yeah, that's good. Anybody who asks who's going through that, any kind of Establishment, make sure Call 1-800-MISTA. Yeah, I got you. I ain't got you that close, but I got you. It represents you in whole court, in whole court. Better have my money though.
Speaker 1:Y'all not going.
Speaker 2:At all. People like Y'all know if the pay Don't fit.
Speaker 1:Yo Like this bitch stick. She ain't my client. Oh my god, oh shit.
Speaker 2:Why would I? That is nasty, not you discriminating Against your clients Whether or not they stink, okay.
Speaker 3:It's defamation.
Speaker 2:So did you guys hear About this delusional ass Lady over in Pakistan? Oh, the American citizen that went over there and got married.
Speaker 3:She is from Pakistan. Oh, that's what she says. 33 year old. Oh, the American citizen that went over there and got married. She is from Pakistan. Oh, that's what she says.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm 33-year-old Anijah Andrew Robinson oh yeah, it is Reportedly is refusing to leave Pakistan.
Speaker 3:That's a New York chick. She from New York A failed marriage plan.
Speaker 2:So, according to reports, she flew to Karachi, pakistan, she from Oboken, she from Midtownachi, pakistan, she from Hoboken, she from Midtown.
Speaker 3:Yeah, bro, this nigga said Hoboken, I wouldn't even put it on Hoboken people, sorry In.
Speaker 2:October of 2024, she from Staten Island.
Speaker 1:To marry. That's not accurate To marry a 19-year-old.
Speaker 2:She trying to be on the Real Housewives, the Real Housewives of Karachi. She's from Jersey Shore. She thought she was about to marry 19-year-old Nadal Ahmad Maman.
Speaker 1:How old was she? She's 33. And she.
Speaker 2:That she met online, but when she arrived, they was trying to scam her.
Speaker 3:She was like fuck that I'm coming over there, that's wrong.
Speaker 2:That I'm coming over there, that's wrong, I'm sorry the boy's family refused to approve the marriage, now leaving her stranded in Pakistan um wasn't she making demands like she was? Originally she was there on a 30 day tourist visa um, which has since expired. She has nowhere to stay and Trump said don't come back. And he did it, I just put that in the family vacated the property. I read that and he left. Essentially, they like, ghosted her, like this boy, this guy I don't want to say boy, he's an adult.
Speaker 1:But this is how you know. She crazy, though, because she stood there waiting for them to come back she did they probably told her she done.
Speaker 2:Wrapped her head up in garb.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she is full-blown pakistanian and then fucked up all her eyebrows like she couldn't even draw them.
Speaker 1:She's in properly don't do that because it's a level of mental health. Did y'all see the video of her son? He was saying like his mom has mental health issues that's the story they want to go with, but now she's demanding funds from the government.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like $100,000.
Speaker 2:She want $100,000.
Speaker 3:In her pockets. She said Like verbatim In her pockets.
Speaker 1:Somebody is telling her what to say.
Speaker 3:No, they are. They got her hostage now. Oh damn, that's dark though.
Speaker 2:So her son has come out and said that she does have mental health issues. You can't hold somebody hostage willingly to be there and that her failed love story is fabricated.
Speaker 1:Didn't she say she was pregnant?
Speaker 2:He said that she knew that her and Nadal had initially planned to return home after two weeks but failed to do so. He also said that he and his brother tried to convince her to come home.
Speaker 1:They fucked around and found out.
Speaker 2:Or whatever, but she is refusing. Now she's going to get herself caught up because her visa's expired. She's sleeping on the streets of Pakistan.
Speaker 1:But she got like four marriage proposals from other Pakistani men.
Speaker 2:And she gonna get what she paid for.
Speaker 1:But the crazy part is Habib tried to catfish and fuck around and found out that bitch got a.
Speaker 2:Did you say, habib?
Speaker 1:What's his name? Nadal. Close enough, he fucked around and found out up. Close enough, he fucked around and found out she packed up and came over. I'm sure he was not expecting her to pull up.
Speaker 2:No, she pulled the fuck up. But you know what he probably was expecting to pull up and his family was like uh, what the fuck?
Speaker 1:Wait, wasn't the picture she gave him, because they both kind of catfished each other a little bit Like? The picture she gave him was completely different than what she looked like.
Speaker 3:That's how catfishing works, yeah.
Speaker 1:I know, but I'm saying like that's what happened she gave a picture of an Instagram model.
Speaker 2:She got it looking like Whoopi Goldberg when she got the whoopie.
Speaker 3:Well, she got the eyebrows. She got powdered donut makeup on, yeah, and drawn in no she didn't have like white powder on her face.
Speaker 2:I'm like she either was doing lines or she had bad makeup Yo no, she used their makeup. No, nope, no.
Speaker 3:Khabib and them is like fuck that Motherfuckers bounce. It was like who is?
Speaker 1:that Like that's crazy, that she packed up all your shit and was like we out. That's how you know they got money, Did you say?
Speaker 3:I am so sorry.
Speaker 1:No, you're not no.
Speaker 3:I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1:You're not. You're absolutely not. You meant to say it. Yeah, you know what you need. Who could?
Speaker 3:pack up and move.
Speaker 1:That's what I said. They got money.
Speaker 4:They packed up and left. Well, no, I'm just saying like Yo that's fucked up.
Speaker 2:No, no, that's not what I Well.
Speaker 1:I'm just kidding, just let it go. So there's a Temple University.
Speaker 3:Yo oh my.
Speaker 2:God, there's a Temple University student.
Speaker 3:Everybody can get it.
Speaker 2:Don't Ben? Everybody does with you that has been arrested for impersonating an ICE agent on campus Shebeep.
Speaker 4:Shebeep.
Speaker 1:Well, clearly he didn't take your class.
Speaker 2:Shebeam. So the police at Temple University are investigating an incident involving three students who impersonated ICE officers running around campus.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's fucked up.
Speaker 2:They say that three students were reported at Insomnia Cookies.
Speaker 3:White people doing white things.
Speaker 4:That's funny.
Speaker 2:Wearing shirts that say police and ice and white lettering. One of the students was also seen recording the incident, and three suspects also attempted to enter one of the residence halls File, but they were denied access. One student has been arrested and placed on interim suspension as the investigation continues. He's also being charged with impersonating a public servant. It's just kind of wild that, based on what Tangerine Chits is doing right now with the whole immigration stuff that people are now they're just finding themselves so inclined to run around and do shit like this.
Speaker 1:You know it's crazy too, though, because you know how some kids just don't fucking think and they do stupid shit, especially that demographic. When they do certain stuff, say it was one of their friends and then they tried to be funny like that with that and it turned out to be y'all fucking stupid. That was the dumbest joke. Like when they say like the dumbest criminals that's a good example like how fucking stupid is that?
Speaker 3:like what were you in this day and age, right? These, these motherfuckers are scared, shitless when it comes to like ice. Like these, like kids in high school are fucking terrified.
Speaker 2:Because they're going in schools now. They're going in schools, they're going to hospitals.
Speaker 1:What the fuck's up to do yo? My mom told me that um that she got no.
Speaker 2:Shut the fuck up. She had to run no.
Speaker 1:One of my one of my nephew's schoolmates is actually scared. Yeah, yeah, really. They are actually scared to go outside because they feel like they're gonna get picked up. I was like that's that's sad, that's so sad the motherfuckers is picking up random.
Speaker 3:The motherfucker you speak. You should speak spanish. You took, you could take, spanish for four years in high school and they'd be like, well, you speak spanish, you out of here it's not Spanish, though Didn't like some black people get picked up, and then Because they spoke Spanish Like you. Dominican nigga you out of here.
Speaker 1:That's fucked up, you so fucking unnecessary right now I'm going to need you to just mute your mic Wow.
Speaker 2:Now they look like Bob Marley and they say hola, and they got picked up.
Speaker 3:Yeah for real Dreads and everything Soon as they said Uno dos. It was like it was like ice.
Speaker 2:It was like don't worry, be happy, ice, ice.
Speaker 3:We were going back to Cuba Like man, that's fucked up, I'm not even from there.
Speaker 2:They honestly don't care.
Speaker 3:They don't care. They got bounty hunters out here just picking up random people.
Speaker 2:They are just picking up and shipping out. Ain't that how slavery started? You guys are all packages at this point.
Speaker 3:Yo, that's crazy. Europeans went over to other countries thinking that they discovered something, and that's how it just starts shipping people.
Speaker 2:YouTube ought to be packages too.
Speaker 3:Shit, they can see a package.
Speaker 2:You know what's next. Ice is definitely going to pick that up.
Speaker 3:You can't even hold it Ice. Oh my God, get the fuck away from me my thoughts and prayers. It's too heavy, oh my God, nene you okay?
Speaker 1:Uh-uh, I think I'm off that now. Okay, I got a question. Okay, I got an answer. You probably got an answer. I definitely. Okay, I got an answer. You probably got an answer. I definitely know your ass got an answer. Y'all ever had sex with somebody and be like that? Don't count. That's a good question, Like okay, like you fucked them and you was like that, don't count.
Speaker 2:Like it wasn't good.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Like I need my get back.
Speaker 3:I need a round two, because that wasn't my best.
Speaker 1:If you, want to even go for a round two. It's not your best, it's the other person's best. Like you had some trash box and you was like, yeah that don't count.
Speaker 3:Wait a minute, I'm trying to understand. I yeah, that don't count. Wait a minute, I'm trying to understand. I'm getting trash box.
Speaker 1:And you're saying that that don't count, that sex didn't count to you.
Speaker 3:Oh, so you don't count it as a body.
Speaker 2:No Right. So like when you find one of those trans boys from Thailand and then it's like you know what this? Wasn't as good as I thought it was. He said it was an all-encompassing massage you, he said it was an all-encompassing massage. You don't have the lady voice.
Speaker 3:Well, technically, Trump said he has to identify himself as a.
Speaker 1:I'm a lady boy.
Speaker 3:Doc, I can't watch out.
Speaker 1:I just realized.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hear yourself.
Speaker 1:That was the video I watched, though.
Speaker 3:Sean you okay, so do the body count. If it was trash, Sean, that's what, oh you asking me?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I have to say that I would like to applaud myself for having exceptional picking skills, because I haven't had any trash and I've been quite pleased with my pickings. It's like an Easter egg hunt, but all the eggs I found had money in them okay, nene okay.
Speaker 3:NeNe.
Speaker 1:I only had a couple.
Speaker 2:That don't count but you had so, but it it was so, would you say like out of the thousand, it was just like what like that was cute nigga out of the thousand.
Speaker 3:You didn't have to reiterate the number, you were all out of the thousands.
Speaker 1:You didn't have to reiterate the number.
Speaker 3:Out of the 1100 is crazy.
Speaker 1:Now he increased the number, Because he giving his numbers oh no, so just like a couple.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was just a couple yeah.
Speaker 3:Even though there was actual so, but they're bodies. How do you not count the body? Even though there was actual so, but they're bodies. How do you not count the body? Are you counting?
Speaker 2:the body or counting the sex. You know how like it's some people that say, like they just kind of pretend like it didn't happen. They're just like you know what. That is not worth talking about. I'm not even going to going to acknowledge that that one happened.
Speaker 3:So I never ran into the situation. But I'm wondering I've had situations where I don't think I was the greatest right, but then they might not count you.
Speaker 1:But then get the call back Because they probably wanted to See one thing about women. Women is going to get a call back. Give you a call back because they want to make sure that, because we know like sometimes you might have an off game or you might be too drunk to even, or she might be too drunk to even realize if it was good or not.
Speaker 1:so you're gonna get a call, a call back and be like okay, or you're getting a call back because they ain't got nothing else to go to Right, so they're just like.
Speaker 2:You know what that's what it is.
Speaker 1:That's what it is.
Speaker 3:I had a few callbacks and it just kept going from there. Yeah, I had times where I didn't think I was like this, I thought I was trash. Yeah, you was right, I can take accountability. Sometimes I was not in it. You was in it, you just wasn't there.
Speaker 1:I wasn't there, you just feeding him. How are you feeding him? That's crazy.
Speaker 3:He's a feeder.
Speaker 2:I was in there like that's when I knew I was trash and get a call back. No, call back.
Speaker 3:I started sitting in the corner crying, singing this shit.
Speaker 1:Okay, have you ever slept with anybody and not get a call back?
Speaker 2:No, you, I'm still getting calls.
Speaker 3:My girl, who's now my wife, had to beat him off with a stick. Really Like I had to lose all my female friends, all of them.
Speaker 1:The way you say it, like that, were they friends or you slept with them? Some were just friends.
Speaker 3:Some of them were really just friends, were they, yeah? And then the other ones was the ones I lied about. That still come around, so did she have to beat them off.
Speaker 2:Or did you let them go, or she beat them off, so you let them go. Well, she beat me off, so I can't let them go. No, that's not it.
Speaker 1:Hey yo, that's crazy. If you got this, you don't need them. I'm like, okay, I agree.
Speaker 3:No, no, it was. That's wild. It was kind of 50-50 like yeah then. But then I had to come to a realization like I got to let these bitches go because it was causing more drama than anything. Okay, okay so, but yeah.
Speaker 2:Nasties.
Speaker 3:But you pick the right one every time and we nasty.
Speaker 2:That means that y'all go through more than I do, because they're not the right one All the time when you're picking.
Speaker 1:I just go through Wow.
Speaker 2:Be, honest it was what it was Thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 1:To the box. My box is great. First of all, let's not do that. We out there singing Gumanji Yo, that's crazy. My box is great. First of all, let's not do that?
Speaker 3:How about we all be singing Gumanji, yo get out of here. Husband come running, coming back. Maybe Shut the box up, ice is coming.
Speaker 1:So the.
Speaker 3:Metropolitan. Is ICE coming for it's speaking another language? You gotta be deported.
Speaker 2:Shut your mic off. So the Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal? What, nope, what.
Speaker 1:That already sound like enough. Enough is enough.
Speaker 3:It's a black church, ain't it?
Speaker 2:The.
Speaker 1:African church the.
Speaker 2:Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal Church has been granted by the Superior Court in DC control over the Proud Boys trademark. So this church was vandalized by the Proud Boys back in 2020, and they now own the trademark and they get back to the group's name. Oh, love it, oh it prevents the proud boys from uh selling merchandise that bears the name or symbols without the church's approval that is the best fucking get back ever, and the church is also authorized to pursue any profits the group made from sales. Yes, bitch, isn't that like the perfect guy?
Speaker 3:And they should start marketing like Proud Boys with the rainbow on it, so they can be even more pissed. That'd be great.
Speaker 1:Line the church up with your money, proud Boys, that's crazy. I love that.
Speaker 2:I love that too. That is awesome, awesome, that's one of the best revenges that I've seen. No seriously like oh, that's what you want to do, just sitting in back. Oh, they think they funny, especially you doing it through the the legal system.
Speaker 1:So it's yep you can't do shit about it, yeah.
Speaker 2:You know I love that. That's awesome, that's good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm glad you realize your shit. Yeah, congratulations. Yeah, so my girl Glow is the face of Rihanna's Fenty's Demand line.
Speaker 3:Don't do that. Glow. We love you, glow we love you.
Speaker 1:Don't come for Glow like that. Don't do that to my girl Clap it up for Glow.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's like really big though.
Speaker 3:For Rihanna's Savage, for her to be the face of all of Rihanna's Fenty brands.
Speaker 2:That's like really big though For Rihanna's what Her savage For her to be the face of all of Rihanna's Fenty brands.
Speaker 1:That is dope Let them glow. Shout out to Rihanna for that, though, like seriously.
Speaker 2:Probably because they got the same forehead.
Speaker 1:Don't do that about the foreheads.
Speaker 3:You ever seen a nature show with two rams? Kind of that's wild.
Speaker 1:Don't be coming for my girls like that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't disrespect Rihanna or Glo.
Speaker 2:They just running like Ella, ella, ella, boo. They just running like ooh, ooh, ooh, ella, ella.
Speaker 4:Ella Boo.
Speaker 1:You know, I feel like we have a coconut between us. That is not cute. Leave them alone. They is beautiful.
Speaker 2:I love it for them, both of them, I really do so in brighter well, no, not brighter news.
Speaker 1:Not, you was about to go with brighter news, because I know exactly where you were going with this In sad news.
Speaker 2:Murder Inc co-founder Irv Gotti has passed away at the age of 54.
Speaker 1:It's murder.
Speaker 2:He apparently has suffered a stroke. That was his second stroke, wasn't it? Yeah, I believe so. Yeah, mister, you only had suffered a stroke. That was his second stroke, wasn't it? Yeah, I believe so. Yeah, mister, you. Only last three strokes, right.
Speaker 3:Three strokes you out of there, Well he didn't make it to the third, I know Three strokes you kind of like.
Speaker 2:Condolences to his family and friends.
Speaker 2:I know it has sparked a lot of positive and negative reaction, super negative Negative being 50 Cent is just so he's just so rude like, and he made a post um recently um, come talk about us 50 smoking hookah with one of those. I don't want 50 to talk about us. He had like one of those um halloween like tombstones that said riP on it oh wow. And he said he was smoking a Gotti pack. Wow, it's just ridiculous. And you know what I realized about 50 is he's a cancer, so it makes sense.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but he's a cancer in his evil bag right now. Yeah, because y'all bitches can be.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry. I'm sorry, they care, irv. They care.
Speaker 1:He was stressed. He is Over Ashanti. I know Ashanti and Nelly marriage and the baby.
Speaker 3:Yo, I felt like Ashanti was like what was that girl's name? Cassie With Denny? Yeah, I felt like Ashanti was like that with Irv. It was like I need to get the fuck up out of here. That's why she don't really care about Irv, but she did a nice little post for him. She did, she did, she did a nice little post for him. It wasn't like it was just. Like you know, we wasn't that close, clue close.
Speaker 1:You know what's crazy, though, like they actually did date, though right For a brief moment.
Speaker 3:And it's so weird. Because she was young. Come on now.
Speaker 2:Anytime, she was an adult, wasn't she? Yeah, yeah, she was an adult. She was like in her 20s.
Speaker 3:When you're dangling her career in front of her like hey.
Speaker 4:I don't think they that far off in age, though he was 54.
Speaker 2:How?
Speaker 3:old is she? She's in her 40s. 39 years old? She is not.
Speaker 1:I think she's in her 40s yeah, yeah, she gotta be in her 40s. How old is that?
Speaker 3:that means when she got on she had to be. What? 19, 20 baby, baby, baby baby, this thing is that.
Speaker 1:How old is her sideburns?
Speaker 3:Them sideburns was born in the 50s. Remember?
Speaker 2:That's all people talked about. Yeah, that's all people.
Speaker 1:She got them thick and now them bitches. Is expiring to have her sideburns? Did you say expiring? Expiring Aspiring? I thought you said she was milk.
Speaker 3:Spoiled sideburns. Stop them shits. Was like elvis, like she was just thick.
Speaker 2:What like a milkshake?
Speaker 1:brung earth to the yard no, let's move away, it's just and now he was like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Y'all remember Ice JJ Fish. That's my boy. He was like a when he came out. What was that? Was it?
Speaker 3:Vine. Was it Vine? It was Vine.
Speaker 4:Why is he so, he sounded like a hurt dog.
Speaker 1:It's audio if you want to play it for the.
Speaker 2:So he's come out. And he who's come out? It's JJ Fish. Oh, and he has some new music, matthew made the noises like him that he's coming out with. He says God, I put my trust in you. He's turning to the Lord now.
Speaker 1:He has gospel songs, yeah, and.
Speaker 2:I think he's gone to some local training.
Speaker 4:I put my trust in you. I put my trust in you, god, I put my trust in you, god, I put my trust in you.
Speaker 2:God, I put my trust in you. Call me. Call me, speak to my agent.
Speaker 3:You know what's funny when I was in the music industry and I had people who was like I can sing, can you make me a song? And they came in singing like this and I had to act like I like it sing, can you make me a song? And they came in singing like this and I had to act like I like it, just cause they was paying me to record them.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna put my dress in you. Yeah, I'm gonna put my dress in you we gonna call you Ice.
Speaker 3:NeNe Fish. I had to mute her mic for a second thank you don't fucking mute my mic.
Speaker 2:She gonna be Ice Nini.
Speaker 1:Fish.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's not cute.
Speaker 1:First of all, he blew up off that bullshit. He did.
Speaker 2:He really blew up off of sounding like because he put his trust in God.
Speaker 1:Like somebody scratching the chalkboard.
Speaker 2:But then he started doing like OnlyFans or porn or whatever.
Speaker 1:We didn't know about that. That's interesting. How do you know this? Thank you, so anyway, how do you know this? No elaborate please.
Speaker 4:How am I trusting you?
Speaker 3:Anywhere.
Speaker 2:Question anywhere.
Speaker 1:Question well, I gotta read this one. Hold on, what's the corniest porneous? You got porn in my head now. Oh my god, what is the corniest? You got porn in my head now? What is the corniest pickup line ever? You should know these. Who, mister?
Speaker 3:why I don't use pickup lines. How did you use pickup lines? I never used pickup lines.
Speaker 1:I never did. I know one pickup line you used because you told me what was that.
Speaker 2:He was a producer, thank you.
Speaker 1:See, you even heard the story. He's sitting up here trying to act like he don't matter.
Speaker 3:I don't think that was a pickup line, that was more like it wasn't. Yeah, it wasn't a job interview, right? Look, I didn't start off music executive and I'm a producer.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's new.
Speaker 2:Right, that was new. Now he just updated his resume. He did I executive produce albums. Now he got producer credits.
Speaker 3:I do have Real Housewives of Atlanta. I am an accredited engineer and an accredited producer and at that time that was my career. So that's what I said when they asked me what I do.
Speaker 1:Sound like a pickup line to me, right, yeah.
Speaker 3:I mean, did it work?
Speaker 1:Yes, Exactly, did you have a pickup line?
Speaker 4:I didn't pick nobody up.
Speaker 3:She was like I didn't pick nobody up. She was like smell my baby hole.
Speaker 2:You know, that. I always had the lines thrown at me, but Like did you have a counter line though?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm sure Sean did.
Speaker 1:It was never something he said you know, sometimes people say something and you're like get out of here and you have a counter line, but then, like that's where y'all go back and forth, so it's kind of like they did Sean always have a counter line Like it was a pickup.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. He's quick with it too. I know.
Speaker 1:So that's what I'm saying. You know how that'll spark for it to happen that way. So I consider that like you, kind of picking up the person.
Speaker 3:Because somebody can be like hey, you want to be, yeah, and then it's over, you know what it's over.
Speaker 1:I'm about to use that. It's over.
Speaker 2:And then now I'm in Pakistan.
Speaker 3:Like why they move.
Speaker 1:The powdered donuts point at your face.
Speaker 3:I ask the government for $100 million.
Speaker 2:Looking to extend my visa and I only got discovered.
Speaker 4:Get out of here.
Speaker 2:What about you?
Speaker 3:Nene.
Speaker 2:She always used some really good pickup lines. Packup, what's that?
Speaker 1:How's that my pickup line was? Let me see it.
Speaker 3:She was like get over here, she was going by the back of her neck.
Speaker 1:My pickup line was let me see it. She was like get over here. No, actually my pickup line was let me see it, that was it.
Speaker 2:She just walked up to somebody randomly.
Speaker 1:No, because they would talk shit. They would come to me and talk shit and I'd be like, let me see it.
Speaker 3:Now, did anybody fall through? Yeah, a lot of them, and you was like that, ain't it? That's crazy, but if there was you sleeping with them, I haven't found one. Oh damn, not even your husband.
Speaker 1:I didn't do that to my husband Did your husband have a pickup line.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what's his?
Speaker 1:I had this thing for Spanish men and my husband Said arriba, arriba. He could not stand that shit. So he was like fuck that, like you gonna mess with a black man.
Speaker 2:And he impersonated a Mexican, you know what Sometimes he tried, he popped up with a thick mustache and a sombrero.
Speaker 1:No, he did the other way, where they shave all the facial hairs off that way, oh shit.
Speaker 2:He look like an egg. Yeah, hey, yo oh shit.
Speaker 3:I'm sure it was a mistake. I got your back, my boy.
Speaker 1:I love you babe.
Speaker 3:No, she don't.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, Don't do that.
Speaker 3:She don't give you all your secrets. Don't do that, you bald-headed wannabe.
Speaker 1:Don't come for my husband running around in ashless chaps talking about you.
Speaker 5:You don't love black people don't come for my husband that's my boy alright
Speaker 4:what's next?
Speaker 3:oh, it's not to cut off the whole facial hair.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is new.
Speaker 3:I thought she busted a nut before she got to.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't know.
Speaker 3:It was new.
Speaker 1:Chad Ochocinco opens up about getting penile surgery. Oh he, he said women get enhancements to feel better about themselves, and I needed to do the same thing.
Speaker 2:So when he was like three, he was doing a um um he. He went from three interview. He went from three to 11 inches Um he went from what?
Speaker 1:What? You made that up, right, that's what he said, three inches.
Speaker 7:And I was losing my virginity.
Speaker 1:He had three inches.
Speaker 7:We had engaged in horizontal activity.
Speaker 1:Yes, who talks like that? Not horizontal activity. Who talks like that?
Speaker 7:Matter of fact, it was vertical Go ahead, keep going. And she got to the point where we were in action.
Speaker 4:In my ear.
Speaker 7:Go deeper, stay with me now. What hurt me is I'm giving you all, I got. I had ran out of pee-pee. That is what caused me to get into amateur porn, so I could perfect my craft in the pelvic area. So I would never have to hear that again.
Speaker 3:She was like go deeper. He's like I can't Captain.
Speaker 5:I can't you understand. I mean, do you really really want people to know this? I mean I can edit it out. No, no, no, no, no no, don't edit it out.
Speaker 7:I told you I don't have a private life I'm here to share I'm small story. I was in high school at the time wild so good.
Speaker 5:So what you're trying to say, is that who you are now? Yeah, completely it's manufactured, because it was surgically enhanced, yes, manufactured wild.
Speaker 7:And you know you, yeah, and I I'm I'm comfortable saying that, and I can tell you that this is something you would never be able to get on tv. That's why we on your show yo, what the surgical. We usually hear about females with that stuff, not men. So why can't we? Why can't we? I want to feel better about myself. He not lying, I want to be able to walk around the beach in my Speedo Without being laughed at. Why? Why Speedo he?
Speaker 4:was saying that at one time you were being laughed at until you had surgery.
Speaker 7:Do you know what that feels? Like. I mean, I'm not one who needed surgery.
Speaker 1:Stephen.
Speaker 7:A shit, I don't. Some women they get enhancements to feel better about themselves.
Speaker 1:And I need to do the same thing, do you?
Speaker 7:know what that does to me mentally. That hurts. Now you have to understand.
Speaker 6:Some would look at you and they would say hey, we saw you crying over the bingos, so you talk about what hurt you, I mean, when something like this hurts you.
Speaker 1:So he said he went from three inches to eleven.
Speaker 2:My thing is, I wasn't sure if he was trolling or if he was, I don't know like because Chad sometimes be wild. He's out there, but I don't put anything past anybody right, well, he was getting sex with three inches.
Speaker 1:I doubt he had to. I think he was being exaggerated. Yeah, I think he was exaggerating with that part.
Speaker 2:Ain't no fucking way. He was like go deeper. She said go deeper. He said I'm all the way, all the way in. He said I ain't had no more pee-pee.
Speaker 1:I'm all out of pee-pee. Yo, that's wild.
Speaker 3:I mean it's a problem for guys, I guess. Yeah, I mean I don't see a problem with getting enhancements if you need it. No, I mean, like he said, he has a point A female doesn't make themselves feel better. I don't think it's for sex purposes, I just think they just want to look and feel better.
Speaker 2:Right, because I think most of the enhancements that females get is just about the looks, because I think getting a BBL is different than getting a penis.
Speaker 3:Well, a BBL is for males to be attracted to, so they can.
Speaker 1:Women get coochie surgery too, because there's a way to sew that shit up when it's loose.
Speaker 1:I'm not lying when it's too loose that shit up, like, even like, so no, no, I'm not lying loose when you have like a baby, like there was a, a thing that doctors used they called it, I can't remember the name of it, but circle surgery, shut up, they actually. They actually like stitch you back up where it makes it tighter, yes, yes. So women go do that. They also have like vinegar surgery the clit. When they get the clit um the shot, no, the shot and the clitoris to get to have more feeling in it, or whatever. I mean not the clitoris, the um the G spot.
Speaker 6:You know a lot about this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Cause when she had transitioned she was trying to um right right like come on now but no, I mean like when females go get a bbl, that is about looks and, like mr said, attraction.
Speaker 3:Getting a bbl is not enhancing your sex right, it's not, no, I think he, I think he's saying like he wants to go on a beach and show off his package, right, but he?
Speaker 2:also wanted to be enough in bed.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you don't need a big ass to be enough in bed. What else can we kind of get? Lengthen your tongue. Lengthen your tongue what you would want somebody to lengthen their tongue. Look like a lizard.
Speaker 1:I feel like if a person is Lick your eyeball.
Speaker 3:I'm just going to angle that why I just feel like if a person is sexually open.
Speaker 1:As far as when it comes to, like the use of these things that is out there and available for people to use, like get creative with it, I don't see why most people just depend on the physical aspect of their body to get stuff done Like. It doesn't have to be that way.
Speaker 3:How did that work? They just staple extra meat on your package.
Speaker 1:Did you say staple? How do they do that? I'm going to need you to shut the fuck up Staple extra meat.
Speaker 2:Yo like what? Oh, I hear you like this no for real. So now everybody got E coli.
Speaker 1:Now he about to have people running out buying fucking salami Sales at the Piggly Wiggly went up.
Speaker 2:Everybody got pork shoulders in their pants.
Speaker 3:That's nasty Little pork loin.
Speaker 2:Now you can fuck with a rib.
Speaker 1:That's nasty. I want my baby back. You got salmonella in your pussy, that's nasty.
Speaker 6:I want my baby back you got salmonella In your pussy.
Speaker 2:That's crazy it was there Before I got there. Whoa, I got a question. Please, as a black person, why does your pet have to have a middle name?
Speaker 3:Yo, I sure enough we was gonna get a dog and I sure enough Was gonna give him A fucking middle name.
Speaker 1:What was the middle name? Gonna be.
Speaker 3:Roger, optimus or something like that, the dog. And.
Speaker 1:I, sure enough, was going to give him a fucking middle name.
Speaker 3:What was the middle name going to be? Roger, optimus or something like that. Get the fuck out of here. Optimus. The first name is going to be Otis, otis, otis, optimus.
Speaker 1:what First name is going to be Otis?
Speaker 3:just so, when people come over and they start barking. Ain't nobody coming to see you. Otis, yo get the fuck out of here Just for that.
Speaker 4:It is so true though.
Speaker 3:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:My dog had a middle name. My dog had two middle names actually. Oh, but um S-C-A-R. Did you say S-C-A-R? No, no, I said O I said Sears.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 4:Oscar.
Speaker 2:But no, I do find that a lot, Especially, like you see, like I'm not paying attention to him, Like a lot of black people, and when they like they do something like out of line and they yelling out their name, like they a kid, and they say their whole name, first, middle and last.
Speaker 3:Wait, you said your dog had a middle name Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:What was your dog's middle name? They had two. It was Leaf Antoinette, leaf Antoinette, mm-hmm. Because she used to shake like a leaf, because she used to put on a show Like, oh, I'm so scared when she was getting in trouble. So we used to say like she used to shake like a leaf.
Speaker 1:So, her first name was Sierra Leaf Antoinette Brown. No, no.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she was so cute. That was the white dog.
Speaker 4:It was a.
Speaker 3:Balti. Yeah, that was a cute dog. I like that dog. Would you give your pet a middle name? Would this be your first one name type of dog? You'd be like butch didn't?
Speaker 2:your pet cow was like Beulah Gertrude pet cow why the fuck did I have a pet cow?
Speaker 3:why was the name of Beulah Gertrude Gertrude?
Speaker 1:you know it's so funny, your obsession with that name. Gertrude, I don't know what it is with your obsession with Beulah. It's such a obsession with Beulah, it's such a weird name Beulah Like why would you name your child Beulah? Yeah, that's crazy. Sorry if anybody's out there named Beulah. Thoughts and prayers. Any more questions?
Speaker 2:We got some fan mail and some listeners questions. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Right, so we got a couple of fan mail. So first one says I agree with whoever suggested that Sean A sings the TikTok song with background dancers.
Speaker 3:Yes, but naked. What See? That's how he gets his pickup line.
Speaker 1:Hey, yo, but naked, what see?
Speaker 2:that's how he gets his pickup line. Hey, yo can you imagine me dancing to Goin' yeah, goin'.
Speaker 3:Bungie shaking your titties and shit oh my god right, my bad.
Speaker 2:Next one says Jesus drives a 2002 Toyota Camry. So I think this is in what reference to when we ask what kind of car Jesus drives a 2002 Toyota Camry. So I think this is in what.
Speaker 1:Reference to. We asked what kind of car Jesus drives.
Speaker 3:That's a reliable car 2002.
Speaker 2:Jesus is reliable.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I agree Amen.
Speaker 1:I can see that with his little sandals, with a picture of himself hanging off the.
Speaker 3:Get out of here you know all Toyota Camrys. With the rosary beads, that's the rosary beads, all Toyota Camrys. Look at them all.
Speaker 2:He got a prayer card on the dashboard.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you In a feather somewhere.
Speaker 1:And in the back of the window and say Jesus is my homeboy.
Speaker 4:Yo go home All Toyota Camrys.
Speaker 3:Yep, you'll go home. All Toyota cameras, look at them, I guarantee you.
Speaker 1:Some of them have the candles.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, all right, was that all for the fan mail? That was all for the fan mail. Thank you for those fan mails. We appreciate it. Keep them coming.
Speaker 1:We have a lot of listening questions. All right, I love it. Nene, are you sure you weren't a sugar baby for the Prince of Legos?
Speaker 3:Yeah, she does.
Speaker 1:I wish I was Shit. I believe it, I do too. Why Mr Sound so creepy saying hi, plus ones talk about his schlong running around the house.
Speaker 3:Whoa, when the fuck did I do?
Speaker 2:that. Wait, when did I do that? Our last episode, our last episode? Y'all, let me get away with that shit. You said that your wife had you dressed in these little purple yes, the purple and you said your slong was just hanging all out and you was running around frolicking around the house and then you was like hi plus one.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, Hi plus one yeah, high plus one. No, you are.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Sean Anthony saying you got a Polly Pocket when you thought you bought a house on T-Mobile, sending me overboard.
Speaker 3:That shit was funny.
Speaker 1:I swear Mr saying that Rapper falling on stage Look like a turkey base. That is not nice. I swear Mr saying that rapper falling on stage look like a turkey base. That is not nice and I love it.
Speaker 2:Oh, that was the left rapper.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dank.
Speaker 2:Dang.
Speaker 3:I seen her try to put on like one of those waist trainers and she couldn't. No, it was a serious. I just seen it Like really she was trying to put on a waist trainer and it was going under her titty and I couldn't get around. I was like she's trying so hard she was, but I hope everything works out for her.
Speaker 2:I hope she works out.
Speaker 1:Moving on, moving on. Don't call lift, get lifted, go, go, lift. Hilarious, nini, you definitely said taxi drivers instead of taxi cab and mr and sean were losing sexy cap and mr and sean were losing don't, don't help them. They hear what we hear. Sean a why you say a bald-headed health care worker? That picture of her was crazy, though. The one that was twerking on, um, oh, the patient, yeah, and why is mr making excuses for health Healthcare Workers twerking on patients? Because they need a little excitement in their lives.
Speaker 3:I was making excuses for them. Yeah, she was, you was going hard body for her.
Speaker 1:Because when I was a healthcare worker, I was twerking on my patients.
Speaker 2:They need a little joy in their lives.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was wrong, you're right I was wrong.
Speaker 1:You guys are right. We are definitely going back to slavery times. Black people, we are not safe. I agree, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3:We're not Get your pistols now. Not your pistols, oh, because I ain't getting on the damn boat. I'm't getting on no damn boat, I'm not getting on the boat.
Speaker 2:They're not about to put you on the boat.
Speaker 3:I mean we're already here. Where the fuck are we going to go?
Speaker 2:Down south to a big house.
Speaker 1:I'm European, so I'm going back home.
Speaker 2:She going to Ukraine?
Speaker 3:Yo, she's going to be in Pakistan talking about her.
Speaker 4:I'm not leaving.
Speaker 1:I know she had the right idea. She knew what she was doing. One restaurant I think Is not worth the hype Is all of these Expensive ass burger places. Lower the damn prices. I fucking agree. Five guys Fucking burger fry. It's the whole A la carte shit Like no bitch. Give me my Motherfucking combo meal. Yo yes, burger fry and a drink Is like a la carte shit, like no bitch.
Speaker 3:Give me my motherfucking combo meal. Yo yes, burger fry and a drink is like $50 for one person.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, you pay $15 for a burger, $10 for a fry, $12 for a soda no, seriously. And then if you got it to order on DoorDash, now you pay an extra $35 goddamn dollars.
Speaker 1:At least give me a happy ending or something. Now you're over $185. Not you always looking for something?
Speaker 3:I'm going back to them. Thai boys, hey yo. I'm a lady boy, yo, the accent is crazy.
Speaker 1:Yo Mister has been throwing out a lot of slick comments and Nene and Sean are off their game because they're not catching it.
Speaker 2:Boom.
Speaker 4:That is true. I agree with y'all that is true.
Speaker 1:And yes, we need to pick that up because that is true. He ain't going to keep coming by us. Exactly Okay, out here looking like a builder, but you know what.
Speaker 3:Whoever that was, thank you for Wait. What the fuck.
Speaker 1:Catch it in replay. Oh my.
Speaker 3:God, god damn it. I was just about to big up the person who was saying that and I'll fucking miss what you said, god damn it. But thank you for paying attention to me.
Speaker 6:Sure, they wake up.
Speaker 3:I like you paying attention to me, me paying attention to me, oh my.
Speaker 1:God, you know what I'm saying I gave us our get back.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you did. Nene said, getting out the car looking like Janet Jackson and Not Tito cracking me up. Yo, what's that about? Like what were we talking?
Speaker 2:about that same rapper, wasn't it? Oh yeah, that's right About like being catfished.
Speaker 1:Something like that. I can't remember yeah.
Speaker 6:I can't even remember what it was.
Speaker 1:but yeah, I love that Sean turned beating around the bush into bush beater. I'm going to use that.
Speaker 3:Yo, a bush beater is crazy. A bush beater is crazy Because that can mean so many things.
Speaker 1:Yo, exactly Just like Mr Having a Lazy Leg. Yeah, that's what somebody said. They said Mr has a Lazy Leg. I have a lazy leg?
Speaker 3:Yes, you said there was a conversation. Wait, am I the one who said I got a lazy leg?
Speaker 2:There was a conversation.
Speaker 1:Was it when we was like lazy eye and all that other stuff? But you said lazy leg and I said he had a lazy leg and he agreed.
Speaker 2:He was like it gets up when it's.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, mr telling Sean. People came to him, in him and on him as well.
Speaker 2:The disrespect right. It's so true, damn.
Speaker 1:Oh my god.
Speaker 3:I love y'all.
Speaker 1:Sean saying the green card is a red flag is so horrible but so true the green flag. I'm gonna shut the fuck up now, yeah a red flag for me is when someone acts. I meant when someone always has advice but doesn't take any.
Speaker 3:I like that, that is true you don't ask to use it.
Speaker 2:God damn it.
Speaker 1:But doesn't take any I like that, absolutely that is true, that is true.
Speaker 3:Fucking hate that. Don't ask it, use it. God damn it, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:What women were Mr Messing With that? They were making bread from their yeast infection. That's fucking nasty.
Speaker 4:That is so disgusting?
Speaker 2:No, because he always seemed to have a horrible story. He do these women and it's like, always seem to have a horrible story. He do these women. Which one is it? What pool of?
Speaker 1:algae, were you swimming in His stories? Be like, I give good dick but I get all this bad pussy Like sir.
Speaker 2:He a kitchen aid mixer, just always got dough.
Speaker 3:I wish I could have my best friend come on here and just talk about some of these stories. You can, yeah, but he's friend come on here and just talk about some of these stories? You can, yeah, but he's not going to be on here.
Speaker 1:Really Call that motherfucker. He ain't got no choice.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I should call him. I'll save that for the next episode.
Speaker 1:The Hulk did win a one versus one with Loki, but I agree they did depower him in the movies.
Speaker 2:The.
Speaker 1:Hulk.
Speaker 2:That's true, the Hulk.
Speaker 1:Say that again in the movies the Hulk. I forgot about that moment with him and Loki. He said the Hulk did win a one versus one.
Speaker 3:It was with Loki Okay.
Speaker 1:You can't take away from Loki.
Speaker 2:You can't take away from.
Speaker 3:Loki. Look at who we put him against, though. We put him against the Hulkbuster Thanos and Thor.
Speaker 1:But they're saying he did have a. It doesn't matter what the he did win.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so it is a win, and they did depower him, so yeah.
Speaker 3:I agree. Whoever that is, let's have a Marvel conversation, please, and with that.
Speaker 1:they said I love the Marvel conversations, you guys should do more movie reviews.
Speaker 3:Say less Because you know we're going to have a nice little time block just to review.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that would be good.
Speaker 3:We can go back and talk some Marvel. We can review my movie. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Not your only fans.
Speaker 1:No, no, not your only fans.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no, no. Not your only fans. No, no, not your only fans. No, we're not going to do that.
Speaker 1:You're not going to be running through somebody's brain, butt naked oh, wow so mister, where did you?
Speaker 3:Oh, wow is crazy.
Speaker 1:Mister, where did you live that? People were peeing while paying phones, exactly, thank you. Like where the fuck were you, thank you.
Speaker 3:Here you Uh. Thank you, hello. Hello, sorry, not too far, not too far from your place, my place, no their place Cause wherever I had a payphone Yo the friends that I had.
Speaker 1:Don't take that.
Speaker 3:plus ones, yeah, I know you're gonna come for me. Yeah, come for him. But it wasn't me peeing on them, motherfuckers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they just wanna know when you were To know people who was peeing on that shit.
Speaker 3:Anywhere was a payphone. It was disgusting. I've never fucking experienced why.
Speaker 1:I know.
Speaker 2:Why is it that Anywhere there was a payphone In your general area that people Matter, of fact, you know?
Speaker 3:who this person is. I do.
Speaker 1:I know, I know a payphone peer.
Speaker 3:Yes, he went to the same fucked up school you went to, not the fucked up school BCD.
Speaker 1:That wasn't a fucked up school. God damn. We about to get back in this shit.
Speaker 2:No, we not about to go back down there. Thank you?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about there you go Is this your best friend. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. I'm going to have questions for him Not not you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Oh, you mean this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, moving on. Yeah, why the fuck am I driving down the highway singing that dang TikTok song? It is a red note song. Yeah For the demise of TikTok, but it's so catchy.
Speaker 2:What, what.
Speaker 3:What exactly is it's so catchy? What, what? What exactly is it so catchy? Yeah, you try to speak Asian right there, and this is the last one. Mr.
Speaker 1:Sex trafficking at the gym. What gym you go to, I'll meet you at the tanning booth. Close.
Speaker 3:Wait.
Speaker 2:I don't know if that's a safe thing or not. Oh my God, just go with your safe word, holy shit, or your pickup line.
Speaker 1:Oh, what about that? Probably the same. Yeah, it is, I agree.
Speaker 3:I'm a producer.
Speaker 2:Sounds about right. Well, thank you so much for your listeners.
Speaker 3:Yes, thank you Keep them coming I love them, yes, and if you want to provide your listeners, questions live I didn't touch that either. I missed it too, god damn it. Now that she said whoever that is said something about it. I'm going to be missing all these things. I'm going to go to my head. But if you want to have your listeners questions live, let us know.
Speaker 1:We'll call you up before our episodes and get a recording of it so y'all can speak live and y'all if y'all want to be on the show, definitely, and if you have any movie suggestions that you would like us to either see, or if we have seen so we can review them. Hit us up and let us know about that too please, please.
Speaker 3:I know I know what's coming up next week is the new captain america movie that I can't wait to see, and so I definitely want to review that.
Speaker 1:Well, if you want to go back and take a deep dive into old Marvel movies and have discussions about that. You know we do love Harry Potter series, so you could do that.
Speaker 3:If y'all want to talk Harry Potter, y'all are at the right place.
Speaker 1:Yes, we could dive into the Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 6:It's whatever game of thrones. Hit us, yeah, hit us up and let us know. Let's talk about it all right? So I guess it is time for my favorite part I'm dropping gems On my ass.
Speaker 3:Wow, did you say you're dropping?
Speaker 2:gems out your ass. Yep, that's called a tampon.
Speaker 1:That is called.
Speaker 4:I don't need those, okay, okay.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay, okay, burger King be like 35 nuggets for $1.50. Red flags cause them are definitely raccoon ankles.
Speaker 2:I never understood how Burger King yes, that's absolutely right, I don't they would give you like a whole franchise full of nuggets for like $1.76 where the fuck, you get all these fucking nuggets from raccoon ankles yo that's crazy that's all we have around here and I haven't seen one since. I don't even know if I remember what a Burger King nugget tastes like.
Speaker 3:I don't even know what Burger King tastes like anymore. Fucking Whopper. Ruined it. Everything. Ruined everything.
Speaker 1:Now you know you are a Whopper. He is fucking wild.
Speaker 3:I haven't, you know, out of the three restaurants, like I don't really fuck with fast food anyway, but out of the three I'll probably fuck with Wendy's chicken sandwich.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's it. So you never had a Whopper? No, I don't think I ever had a Whopper. You lying, I did you gotta be lying, I had a Whopper. No, you didn't yeah.
Speaker 3:Did it have onions on it?
Speaker 1:No, because, I remember when we first had this conversation.
Speaker 3:Oh, y'all forced feed me.
Speaker 2:Yes, Shawna A went and Whopper and you enjoyed it. I did like it.
Speaker 3:You just didn't like the name.
Speaker 2:I did like it. You enjoyed that. Flame broiled boon what.
Speaker 1:I don't even fucking want to know. Yo, yo, what was that? I don't know.
Speaker 3:Flame broiled boon that's his porn name. That's the name of this episode. I'll tell you that Flame Boy Boone that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Yo get out of my life, Get out of my life, next one.
Speaker 3:I'll say it again Unhappy people start drama for no reason. That's true.
Speaker 2:Why is that?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that is true, because misery loves company. I struggled to get that out.
Speaker 6:Y'all heard that.
Speaker 1:My tongue was heavy as fuck, but Sorry, but no misery that was wild.
Speaker 3:She really sound like one of those trans from.
Speaker 2:From.
Speaker 1:Thailand, thailand. I'm a lady boy, he said. From Texas I'm a lady boy, he said from Texas.
Speaker 6:I'm a lady boy Whoops.
Speaker 1:No, but they people love misery and they, like you, could tell when it's coming, like you know when the person's going to come and they just start off with the you so fucking nasty.
Speaker 3:You sound crazy right now, like you talking about me.
Speaker 1:How about sound crazy? No, no.
Speaker 3:Repeat what you said.
Speaker 1:I said when people come in.
Speaker 3:And you know when they're coming.
Speaker 1:What's wrong with that? How do you know? Get your mind out the gutter.
Speaker 3:Okay, I will.
Speaker 2:He lives in the gutter. That's where the pay phones is for the people the pussy ass pay phones. Did you say pussy ass pay phones?
Speaker 1:I said pissy. Oh, I don't even know what I'm about to say now. Oh my God. No, but people are miserable. There it is, yeah.
Speaker 3:Next one, last one, last one State your age and something you can't do 26 people.
Speaker 1:Can't do.
Speaker 2:You can't do people.
Speaker 3:That's a goddamn lie, did you say you?
Speaker 2:can't do 26 people. No, that's what it sounds like. How did you rework? That's what it sounds like right.
Speaker 3:The funny thing is he could at the same time, oh shit, oh no.
Speaker 4:Wow, I'm a crazy man.
Speaker 1:Okay, this is coming from the guy who had him coming in the front and going out the back.
Speaker 3:Oh, wait, well, listen yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, that's Nope, you know, that's not. At the same time, all the people he messed with.
Speaker 1:He came in front and they came out the back, all at the pissy payphone. Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:I fucked him and a loaf came out. Oh my God, that's disgusting, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:You have no more room.
Speaker 1:No, To use the moral. No, she eats the ass. Yo God, it's crazy right now, not you kneading dough in the back?
Speaker 3:That's crazy. Stay changed is something you can't do. Huh, stay changed is something you can't do. 56.
Speaker 1:Fuck you 22 and I can't dance. Are you fucking serious you?
Speaker 3:can't dance, I can't dance. You try to get up on stage and twerk with the biggest girl I've ever seen in the world. You just said try.
Speaker 1:Thank you. And that bitch bumped me and I hit the floor. So there we go.
Speaker 3:I can't dance. She was working your little back too. I can't dance. She was moving her back so hard. Aw, like the upper part of her back too, cause the lower part.
Speaker 1:So you just gonna keep going.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he is.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna send my husband a whoop your ass.
Speaker 3:That's my guy. He ain't gonna do that, he gonna fuck your ass up. He probably will. He don't enjoy it yeah.
Speaker 1:What? And I'm gonna beat your wife up, please, whoa we gonna beat my wife up. We gonna beat your wife up.
Speaker 2:Why.
Speaker 3:Y'all beating each other. That's gonna be a good time. I don't know what she's talking about, so I am uh 12 and oh, my god, I can't and I can't swim.
Speaker 1:I'm lying, I can't swim and just for y'all to note that mr wife is the friend of um the ex of my husband.
Speaker 3:Wow, well, I don't think they needed to know that. I put it out there, wow.
Speaker 1:That's odd. It was odd, but I put it out there.
Speaker 2:Just so you know, I am related to the Queen of England I see it, the one that got in a car accident. That was Princess Diana. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:The one that got in a car accident. Oh, that was Princess Diana. Oh Princess, that's crazy. Get your shit good out there Did the queen.
Speaker 3:She's still alive. She passed right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Long live the queen, but yeah.
Speaker 1:That love lived. I said that wrong, but whatever, that's because it didn't matter, she didn't live.
Speaker 6:And that's our gym.
Speaker 3:All right, ladies and gentlemen, our plus ones, we appreciate you hanging out with us every week. Please, please, please, keep those listeners' questions coming, keep those fan mails coming.
Speaker 4:Yes, keep them coming, Mr Don't.
Speaker 3:Wow, I don't. That's all I do, excuse me. Carry on. Yeah, you forget. You gotta wipe off Every fucking second.
Speaker 2:Oh my god.
Speaker 1:Don't you no.
Speaker 2:No, he nasty, he like a payphone you just keep it.
Speaker 1:You just walk around With hard Crust he's like a payphone it's.
Speaker 3:Why would it stay on me? It's shooting out of. I don't even know why we're having this conversation.
Speaker 1:But you got to go in something.
Speaker 2:His hand is dry. Wait, what the fuck are we talking about? Okay, so anyway, thank you so much, Thanks guys, come back.
Speaker 3:They're not coming back. Don't forget those donations. We are still 25% into our donations. We're still trying to reach our goal of a thousand. Help out with you can Bye. I was dreaming when I wrote this.
Speaker 6:Forgive me if it goes astray, but when I woke up this morning Could have sworn it was judgment day. The sky was all purple there, people running everywhere Trying to run from the destruction.
Speaker 4:You know, I didn't even care. Say, say to 2000, party over Out of time. So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999.
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