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Episode 072: Where my Harriet Tubman bill?
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Speaker 2:I told you I was watching almost had you you gotta be quicker than that at the same time, ladies and gentlemen, wow, wow, that was all right, it is, it is. Hold on.
Speaker 3:It is let's run that back. Progressive.
Speaker 2:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the table for three.
Speaker 4:This is Red Dot Music, my label when I had it.
Speaker 2:The music that I used to make. I just like listening to this shit Go music, go music.
Speaker 3:I remember that new song came out. I had to cop Play the cassette tape so much that it popped. Radio played it, but they won't let it rock Cause every five seconds.
Speaker 5:they drop the bomb and it's over.
Speaker 3:I mean something in my ears Punching the sun. Red Dot Entertainment.
Speaker 4:It's better than whatever's on the radio right now.
Speaker 3:up loud and say go music, go, go music, go music, go music, go music, go music, go music, go music, go music, go, go music, go music, go music, go music, go music, go music, go music, go music. I had a crush on this girl, didn't know what to say. Put that jodeci in and let it play. Can I talk to you? She said okay. After that it was like a whole new day go music, I'm what. What can I say? Once that work, try to sing like juan. Ye that fail. Beats came up with a and now I could change the world. I can't get your music. I came along way. So ring the fire along. So ring the fire along. So ring the fire along. So ring the fire along. You got me ready for a fire drill girl. God damn you blazing. You got me ready for a fire drill girl God damn you hot.
Speaker 4:Girl. You on fire. So ring the fire along. So ring the fire along. So ring the fire along. So ring the fire along. Fire on fire. It's not your fault. Fire engine, red dress, candy apples, tasty. I know what everybody Seein' at me is blatant. Stop drop and roll, be cool. When approaching me, I leave it hurt Like a third degree. You on fire. And they wonder how I'm takin'. Same as me. I'm a woman If we went too close To perfect, so they can't repeat this. I never look woman burn like you. Woman. Everybody feel me in the room. I'm ballin'.
Speaker 3:Keep it hot, I'm fast in the hood and I'm grindin'.
Speaker 4:I don't need a drink in the club. I can buy that. What the hell is that? And who really will you mind that I do for my own? Came on my sofa. A single to my home, got a urge come harder.
Speaker 3:Shakin' my ass. Take a look back to the truth. Let's go, ayy and roll with it girl. Ayy and roll with it, ayy and roll with it. Ayy and roll with it. Ayy and roll with it.
Speaker 3:Red Top Music baby let's go Doin' my thing, doin' my thing, Doin' my thing, doin' doin' my thing.
Speaker 3:Ayy, doin' my thing, doin' doin' my thing. If you doin' your thing out there, let me hear you say what up Doin' my thing doing my thing. If you doing your thing out there, let me hear you say what up Doing my thing doing my thing. Keep doing your thing. I got my 5950 on tilted sideways, tilted sideways. Yo, I'm fresh to death. So when I walk up in the room you better get out my way. Get out my way, put some pep in your step and get your grown man on it. Table for three. Baby Leave with a few Coat bottles In your coat Models. Love me, Mommy. Does he have what it takes to please you? She said no. I said me too, I'm here to do my thing. I said Do my thing. I said Do my thing, Do my thing.
Speaker 3:Red top baby, I'm here doing my thing, Doing my thing, Doing my thing, Doing my thing. Doing my thing, Doing my thing, Doing my thing, Doing my thing. I'm doing my thing. I'm doing my thing. I'm doing my thing. I'm doing my thing. I'm doing my thing. Look at my truck. It's leaning to the side. Yeah, I still got three wells spinning on the.
Speaker 5:Usually I play the block hard all night, still running from cops that drive around with the dogs all night Mostly train shooters, but my dogs all bite the 40-pound mark and my dogs all bite. Two niggas took shots but my dogs all right. The 40-pound mark and my dogs all bite. Two niggas took shots, but my dogs all right. Whole team black teeth show on my dogs, all white Train attack. Niggas want to shoot my dogs on sight, push whips till I can put me and my dogs on bite Selling backwards. Y'all better pray to God all night. Hope you ain't one of them. Niggas that my dogs don't like. Hate a nigga in jail that We'll be right back. The thing in the pack Got A1. Yay, like I seasoned my crack, yo, with 16 balls, try breaking that pack.
Speaker 2:All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. What up Table for threes in the building?
Speaker 5:Hi guys, what's going on? I'm Shawnee, I'm NeNe. This is Mr.
Speaker 2:Thank you for letting me do my little red dot music thing First of all.
Speaker 1:I'm going to just say this Y'all going to stop giving me a deep ass voice like that, because my voice ain't that deep.
Speaker 6:Why this is, mr Swiss, m dot, r dot, m dot, no A-L-E's that was red dot music.
Speaker 2:M Dot, no Haley's, that was Red Dot Music. That was my label back early 2000s. First of all that was my label. Nene was a part of that label. Humble, easy, nadia, I think, was there for a time. Tina was there for a time. Krills, k, krills, what up? Krills, oh my God, krills, dutch. Who am I missing? Don Shot, dj Don Shot was part of Red Dot Music, a movement. Who am I missing?
Speaker 1:Ease.
Speaker 2:Niche.
Speaker 1:I said Ease.
Speaker 2:Ease. I said Ease, oh you did. I said ease. I said ease, oh you did. I said ease. Definitely ease. Deion Warwick Humble. We had Cinnamon with an A. No sir.
Speaker 1:Don't do that, don't laugh at that.
Speaker 2:Sean was a part of it For a little bit. I got a record with him. I don't know nothing about that. Yeah, it was good. It was good times man. We was for a little bit. I got a record with him. I don't know nothing about that. It was good times, man. We was making some good music, guys. I hope you heard and liked. I think I might get back into it maybe. How was everyone? How was everyone? How was everyone their weekend? I know we kind of pushed it back a day, did we? But how was everyone? How was everyone? How was everyone their week weekend? I know we kind of pushed it back a day, did we? Yeah, this is not our normal recording day.
Speaker 1:Who knows that?
Speaker 2:Who knows? Nah, I don't know. It was just busy yesterday. I had a good week, you did. Okay, that's good. What'd you?
Speaker 6:do. Uh-oh, oh, I was annoyed most of the week. Oh, because one of my co-workers, oh shit it's always is it the?
Speaker 2:same one is it a different one? It's the same one, oh lord, it's just, it's difficult it is.
Speaker 6:It's difficult Dealing with dummies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I agree, I agree Absolutely.
Speaker 6:But otherwise it was a pretty decent week. Good Nene, what about?
Speaker 2:you.
Speaker 1:I could actually say that it wasn't a week. It wasn't a week, it wasn't that bad. Oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2:What makes this week A little different From the other ones. She didn't do nothing, a damn thing.
Speaker 3:Again pretty much.
Speaker 1:I ignored people, I didn't have to talk to nobody. I mean, it was straight, that's good. And. I left early on Friday, so.
Speaker 2:Oh okay. Bye. How was your week? My week it went great. Did you work? Yeah, I did work Every day for a week. Actually. No, I didn't do it. No, this was the week that I had my Friday off and my Mondays are short because I only work an eight-hour shift on Mondays. But it was smooth actually. But it was smooth actually, you know, preparing, chilling, preparing for the next tournament my son's going to be in. He's in the state championship tournament thing.
Speaker 2:So you know they didn't do well. I mean, they got out early in the CCC championship. But hopefully they can redeem themselves. I went to the gym. I just outside, you know. I mean, like my day off usually I have to stay in the house, um, but I was encouraged to go outside and and it was kind of nice it was like 54 degrees or something like that on friday so I went out yeah, friday was nice fresh air.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just, I just stayed outside, I just didn't want to be in the house. Um, fresh air in your lungs. Yeah, you know, I mean I think I get a little stir crazy because I because I work from home and it's like all I do is stay in the house so, got out, got to the gym, we ran into, so I, my son and I went to, uh to, to the gym that has a basketball, indoor basketball court, and I ran into and I ran into these, you know, ran into these little kids, like little white kids, who, like you know, are in amazement on how tall my son is. So he's we're working out doing a workout and he's, you know, you know, give me a dunk. So he does a 360 dunk, they film it and shit like that.
Speaker 2:360 Donk, they film it and shit like that. So, you know, he goes like slightly like all over the place on social media from that. So it was like, yeah, y'all should come to our basketball game, little kids, little basketball game. So we walk in there, we actually go to their basketball game and they treat this motherfucker like he a star, like you know what I mean. You actually came. I can't believe it.
Speaker 6:He's like, yeah, you know I was going to check you out you know, but we only stayed for like a quarter or so.
Speaker 2:Little kids came up, ran up to him Like he a superstar, he kind of like keep doing your thing, and walked in. I looked at him. I'm like, look at this motherfucker here.
Speaker 6:All right, like he in the.
Speaker 2:NBA. Let me, it was cool. It was just cool that he, like you know, did that for, you know, basketball reasons.
Speaker 6:But other than that, chilling. That's how I used to be when I used to do 360 dunks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, you actually have to jump in the air, though I jumped. Oh, I thought you just whined. No, you don't wind it up.
Speaker 6:It's after the jump 360.
Speaker 2:Oh damn, what do they call that? The helicopter. You remember the helicopter trying to do the helicopter or you doing a surfboard?
Speaker 6:not surfboard. What was those? What was those old things that you, you wrapped the the string around and then you, oh, the top, the tops. Yeah, you was a top.
Speaker 1:I always thought you was a bottom.
Speaker 2:No, he gave the top. He gave top on the bottom. Oh my God.
Speaker 6:So in brighter news.
Speaker 2:All right, let's get into it. What's going on today?
Speaker 1:Oh, my god, oh, so I have a question for y'all.
Speaker 2:Oh, wait, wait, wait. Before we do that, can we say a rest in peace To Angie Stone. Yes, angie Stone. Yeah, definitely Passed in a car accident.
Speaker 1:That was crazy yeah rest in peace.
Speaker 2:Rest in peace. Let's just get out the way.
Speaker 1:Which brings me into Okay, what's a conspiracy theory that you guys believe to this day, right now and I'm basing that off of saying speaking up because they feel like Angie Stone's death?
Speaker 2:Was it cover something up?
Speaker 1:Yes, because what was it um sean?
Speaker 6:she had um just recently come out speaking about how she um hadn't been being paid her royalties by umg. Oh shit, and so she was. That's how they got my back I believe in that.
Speaker 2:I believe that too, like he bought the beatles and all that shit so is that your conspiracy theory that you believe to this day?
Speaker 1:I?
Speaker 2:think they wanted to get his ass out of there because he was about to own all the white boys.
Speaker 1:He did own all of well, the majority.
Speaker 3:He did own it right he did own it.
Speaker 1:He did own it.
Speaker 2:He owned it already he was trying to do something else with a big company I forget what it was, which company it was and it was like fuck, no Coca-Cola.
Speaker 1:Nah they. I thought he wanted to buy Universal or Sony or something. It was something like no, he already had Sony. I thought right, Didn't he have Sony? No, he didn't. It was Sony then it wasn't Universal.
Speaker 2:He had the rights to a lot of people's publishing and they wanted it. He bought a lot of people's catalogs.
Speaker 1:And they wanted it from him. That's what it was. He wasn't giving it up.
Speaker 2:I, I wanted to have and he wasn't giving it up, I mean, but it was Sony, though it was something with Sony. He wanted to buy Sony and after that it was like fentanyl Yep.
Speaker 1:You know what? What's your conspiracy? That just fucked me up. I'm not doing this with you. What's your conspiracy theory? You believe he was?
Speaker 6:like ooh, bernie had sex with them kids, oh shit.
Speaker 5:No, we ain't doing this.
Speaker 1:That's wild, but I can see that you seen them Because of I mean, look at the dude with Nickelodeon and all the shit that's been happening. I mean, you never know.
Speaker 2:I think Barney was getting molested by the kids.
Speaker 1:Okay, so we're not doing this. So what's your conspiracy theory? Nene Great guys, you asked Thanks, Because y'all motherfuckers is wild. I love you, no, no, but mine is. I really believe that Adam ate that apple and Eve took the blame for her man.
Speaker 2:Oh, she was a ride or die. She was a ride or die.
Speaker 1:That's what I believe.
Speaker 2:Because she had no choice she had his ribs.
Speaker 6:No because, no, that's not how that went. So you don't think Eve ate any of the apple, or you just think that Adam ate it first.
Speaker 1:No, I think Adam ate it first. And was like Eve come, because you know they was probably chilling, eve come, they probably was chilling. And he was like bitch what you want to eat. And she was like you know, I don't know, I don't know what I want to eat. And so he found the apple and was like you know what, let me go ahead, this shit delicious, you're going to eat this right here. And she was like okay, and she bit the apple, but I'm not sure God said that he probably didn't say it in them words, but I'm paraphrasing.
Speaker 2:And she was like Niggas was trifling in the beginning of time, exactly it was crazy and you think the conversation was ooh this apple.
Speaker 1:could Eve take a bite? No, he ain't say a lot, he probably just like Eve, come eat this shit.
Speaker 6:You think so Because I think it was probably more like ooh, ooh, ooh, because I think it was probably more like I mean, you think about back then they weren't.
Speaker 1:No, we not doing this. We not doing this.
Speaker 6:They had to be some form of need to call, or something like that.
Speaker 1:Well then, that was their speech of saying bitch, come eat this apple, apple.
Speaker 3:Apple.
Speaker 1:When she bit it she was like oh, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2:Whoa why you give her the, why she?
Speaker 1:become Nigerian. Well, my point is Adam, but it was in Africa supposedly. Well, I don't know. But anyway, goulbunji Adam ate that apple first and it got stuck in his throat, adam's apple.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:Yo, I'm not doing this with you?
Speaker 2:Yo, I'm not doing this with you.
Speaker 6:Nope, not today, and it was during the summer. So it was summer's eve, yep, mm-hmm, summer's Eve.
Speaker 2:Yep, damn, isn't that to clean her shit out? That shit stink.
Speaker 1:She ate the apple.
Speaker 5:She ate the fruit and she was magically clean.
Speaker 1:Summer, leave your box. Magically clean.
Speaker 6:No no.
Speaker 1:But y'all bitches can go ooh, ooh, ah, ah, big bang, walla, walla, big bang and all that other shit, but I can't hey, y'all Get out of my nerves, get out of here, Holy shit Adam, dog Walla walla big bang. So other news A woman Was arrested after allegedly stealing 850k in trump coin From her boyfriend and is to be deported by ICE.
Speaker 2:Her boyfriend is going to be deported.
Speaker 1:No, she is Because she stole trump coin. Yeah, it's cryptocurrency and you know how some people is about their crypto. So Anthony Bravo, 26, have been considering marrying Marriage after six months of dating Maisa Jabali 22.
Speaker 6:Marrying marriage.
Speaker 1:Her name. Marriage. No, considering marriage. I said marrying, but I said it wrong.
Speaker 6:I was like, are we?
Speaker 1:marrying somebody named marriage. That's so cute. No, her name is Maisa Jabali.
Speaker 2:I wasn't going to say nothing, and that's a first. That was a layup for you.
Speaker 1:I was just like that was a first Iso. Anyway, he was going to marry this bitch, you know why, until a night on his yacht turned into a financial nightmare and she dipped out on his ass. So he decided to track her down. He hired a private investigator, who located her at a downtown Miami hotel on Valentine's Day. She probably was living her best life, yo.
Speaker 5:Taking a phone to her after her Yo.
Speaker 1:So basically she got taken into custody by ICE.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Aw yeah, so nobody's going to deport Elon Musk guys. They can get her. Why not Elon?
Speaker 1:Well, as soon as he's there, how do you deport the co-president.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't even think it was a like.
Speaker 1:I know, I know it was a president and a vice president, but yo, he wasn't even elected to do shit.
Speaker 2:He wasn't elected to do shit.
Speaker 6:No, the fuck is his role. He paid to do shit.
Speaker 2:That's what money gets you? That motherfucker is a legal immigrant Sitting there, the person who said he was going to deport everybody. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1:But we all know who and what he was about to deport.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so did she get deported with the 800 and something Trump coin?
Speaker 1:She probably sent that shit back home, that shit gone. She was like let me do a quick wire check, he can hang it up.
Speaker 6:That shit turned to musk coin. That's the only thing they Musk coin. We're probably going to have some with his face on it. They already Somebody had One of them. Fools, I deal with them proposed having a $250 bill with Trump's face on it.
Speaker 2:I'm still waiting to see the Harriet Tubman bill.
Speaker 6:You gonna keep waiting.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, that shit was in production. They produced one bill with her face in the back, that grumpy ass. Face in the back.
Speaker 6:They said that was enough. They made the prototype and said nah Get somebody else to do it.
Speaker 2:They gave her the scarf, the scowl.
Speaker 1:She had a gun in her back pocket.
Speaker 2:I'm looking for those bills. I want one.
Speaker 1:You ain't getting one. I want one you don't have to make it yourself.
Speaker 2:If anybody seen A fucking Harriet Tubman bill, you will never see A Harriet Tubman bill. That is crazy. If I see an Elon Musk bill Before a fucking Harriet Tubman bill, I'm gonna be pissed.
Speaker 1:It's not gonna be An Elon Musk bill. It's gonna be one of the little wristbands that you gotta.
Speaker 4:Boop, boop.
Speaker 1:That ain't gonna pass.
Speaker 2:Everybody gotta buy yo y'all remember that Justin Timberlake movie. Um, when he, when you, oh, that time shit where you survive off the time on your wrist, oh yeah, we gonna be. Elon gonna turn us to that type of society.
Speaker 6:I can see it especially with how quickly people are to um don't jump onto the newest shit.
Speaker 2:I will rob everybody for their time time.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be one of those.
Speaker 1:Don't come around me, you're about to be Robin Hood of time.
Speaker 6:No, seriously, who need an hour? You need an hour.
Speaker 2:He get tired of us talking on the podcast.
Speaker 4:He's going to take our time.
Speaker 2:You got 30 more seconds Like I was just playing. That's crazy. You are at 1%.
Speaker 1:Oh God, say another word bitch that's our gems.
Speaker 2:I said keep it under 130.
Speaker 1:Hey, yo Get out.
Speaker 2:All right what's up?
Speaker 6:So there's an Australian couple, hey mate, mitchell Ring and Jennifer Collin, who was on a flight from Melbourne to Venice and a fellow passenger happened to collapse and die mid-flight next to them and unfortunately they continued having to ride the flight with the dead body yo sitting.
Speaker 2:Nah, bro, if y'all don't get this fucking corpse, so wait for me I could see why they probably didn't move the body because they want to cause it could you know they want to investigate the scene.
Speaker 1:So if now you got all hands on the body, sit next. Well, move the people sitting next to them.
Speaker 6:So the woman ultimately was able to find another seat, but the guy was only able to move one seat over once she moved and they just kind of put a blanket over the body. Would you have a?
Speaker 1:problem sitting next to a dead body. Yes, get this stinking ass dead body. It ain't going to stink that fast. The person just died. I don't want no, but they're going to shit and pee on themselves. Yeah, my God, I mean. Well, you know your body releases. Oh, my God. Would, you have a problem sitting next to a dead body, Sean.
Speaker 2:Yes, get that shit away from me Only because I was just talking to her.
Speaker 3:five seconds ago, that's traumatic, like yeah, I'm going to see my boyfriend, and then Sorry, that's a bit traumatic for me.
Speaker 6:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I feel like I don't think it'll bother me, which is weird Because you're morbid as fuck. Yeah, she is but. I'm just saying, like they just die.
Speaker 2:Need to start playing numbers with her, Like one, two, three.
Speaker 1:I'm like can I have her snacks?
Speaker 6:in June. She gonna be like did you want to eat your pretzels?
Speaker 1:Look, I just sat down.
Speaker 2:It's like I have a snack Bitch going to wake up from the day like bitch.
Speaker 6:I don't even know you, but the couple. Evidently they reached out to Qatar Airways and they received no response.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 6:And then later the airline issued a statement offering condolences and apologizing for any distress that was caused. Pay me.
Speaker 1:Why are they offering them condolences? They ain't know this person.
Speaker 6:That's weird. Condolences to the family. Oh, because I thought they were saying to the couple like sorry for your loss, Like what.
Speaker 1:Loss of my seat.
Speaker 2:Yo, you gotta have some kind of constraint to not kick the dead body out of the seat. I would have kicked the shit out of that body. Get the shit away from me. Qatar Airline. You lucky, they kept their composure and just like I'm like, get this dying bitch, get her away from me.
Speaker 6:Would you want somebody to do that to your body?
Speaker 2:If I'm dead, I should have known my health before I got on the goddamn flight.
Speaker 1:Nobody know they health. Stop that, how she die how she die. You wild for that she ain't just croaked.
Speaker 2:She had like a uh uh element that was like a we don't know lingering element. She just got there and like, oh my god, heights die not heights.
Speaker 6:Why is he like this?
Speaker 2:I'm just saying yo, if you knew these was your last moments. I'm just saying if she did know, and she's like I'm just trying to get to Venice to get on a boat and die peacefully, like no Bitch drive.
Speaker 6:How you going to drive from Australia to Venice. Figure it out, figure it out. I'm tapping out. She should have flew Spirit.
Speaker 2:She would have probably lasted longer. There you go.
Speaker 1:They would have tossed her body off.
Speaker 6:Get out of the compartment. She would have died because she didn't even have feet, you fly Spirit, you give absolutely zero fucks.
Speaker 1:There you go.
Speaker 2:Spirit windows open. You can open the window Like a sunroof. They can throw out the window. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. Rest in peace, lady. Why do they have windows?
Speaker 1:They fucking sunroof Like what. Oh and Spirit, each passenger gotta bring a canister. Those on, they fucking sunroof.
Speaker 6:Like what On Spirit? Each passenger gotta bring a can of Spaghet, Fill up mid-flight. Each of them take turns.
Speaker 2:They got a smoking section.
Speaker 6:You wanna make it to your destination.
Speaker 1:They got hookah in the back.
Speaker 2:Spirit Recipes. Guitar lady that is the name of the airline. I know the guitar lady. I don't know what's her name, what her name is.
Speaker 1:Airlight flight. Ain't nobody ever flying guitar? Now I don't want to be flying as a dead body.
Speaker 2:They just throw a dirty ass blanket over you. A lot of blanket want to be Flying ass in a dead body.
Speaker 1:They just throw a dirty ass Blanket over you, like yo, a lot of blanket had to be dirty, so y'all remember Thick neck, that thick neck guy.
Speaker 2:Wait what.
Speaker 1:That guy who had the thick neck.
Speaker 2:Y'all remember him no who the fuck are you talking about? It's like these mad people with thick necks.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to think of that meme that they made off of him.
Speaker 2:Dank oh, my bad wrong person Charles.
Speaker 6:Wide Neck.
Speaker 2:McDowell, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6:Dank, I'm sorry his name is Charles Wide Neck McDonald. Oh, from the prison guy. Yeah, by Wide Neck, that was his name. Wide Neck, that's what they used to call him. Yeah, he was beloved in jail, just go ahead.
Speaker 3:I can't do it I can't.
Speaker 2:He was beloved in prison. His name was Wide Neck.
Speaker 6:Come here, WN. His name was Wide.
Speaker 2:Neck Come here WN. He was beloved. They was mad as hell when they released him.
Speaker 3:He released from jail.
Speaker 2:Yes, he was like.
Speaker 6:I miss my wide neck. Well, he back in trouble again. Uh-oh, he's been hit with multiple felony charges. They ain't miss him the transmission of nude images without consent and sending obscene materials to a minor, along with making harassing phone calls.
Speaker 1:Who want to see that naked?
Speaker 6:So what's funny is? I think somebody said that the photos he sent was naked, because it's neck naked. Hey yo Yo.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:I hate the internet.
Speaker 6:But if you look at the picture, his neck is wider than his head.
Speaker 1:No, I know it extends beyond his head.
Speaker 2:What if the rest of his body don't go as far as his neck goes, Like it's just the width of his body?
Speaker 1:This nigga's head neck toes, head neck toes. Nigga toes, head neck toes.
Speaker 6:Jesus Christ, he really do got a thick neck Like that's a big neck. You seen him? No, a thick neck Like that's a big neck you seen him?
Speaker 2:No, Well, obviously I know who you're talking about Yo Like wide neck God damn, that's a big neck. That nigga ears is right behind his neck you showed this one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:You know that. You know years in prison he was probably. You know how they got. Like you go in the yard and hit the weights.
Speaker 6:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Beef up your body and shit. That nigga was in the yard. He was probably blowing everybody.
Speaker 6:What do you mean? Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:Yo, I don't want no problem, Joe. That just registered I don't want no problem, this is all jokes.
Speaker 6:You about to get hit with his neck.
Speaker 2:No, he about to come out of nowhere.
Speaker 6:Neck bearster. You ever seen like a giraffe fight?
Speaker 2:Yo, he just be swinging his head around, he be swinging his neck.
Speaker 6:You've never seen those videos.
Speaker 2:They be fucking their ass up with their neck.
Speaker 1:Hell they be fucking their ass up with their neck.
Speaker 6:Hell yeah the fact that y'all watch this is wild.
Speaker 2:Fucking amazing. It is To watch and just like he can't do that with his neck.
Speaker 6:How do you know?
Speaker 2:That shit look like a fucking. He was in the yard, that nigga looking.
Speaker 1:He look like he can't turn it it's so thick.
Speaker 6:I don't think he can?
Speaker 1:He got to turn his whole body.
Speaker 6:Yeah, can't turn it. It's so thick I don't think he does. He gotta turn his whole body. Yeah, like he got one of them neck braces on.
Speaker 1:That's what it look like.
Speaker 6:I can't.
Speaker 2:Maybe that's a surgery he had, or somebody fucked his ass up, ayo, I don't want a problem.
Speaker 6:He got more to deal with than coming over here. Man we right he out here stalking little kids, sending them naked pictures.
Speaker 2:No, it's just even funnier than you said. Naked, naked, mm-hmm Shit. Look like a boomerang on his shoulder.
Speaker 1:Yo, that shit is wild, all right.
Speaker 2:Other than neck man.
Speaker 1:Not neck man.
Speaker 6:Neck man.
Speaker 1:No, no. So DoorDash has to pay New York delivery workers nearly $17 million for pocketing their tips. Yeah, I heard that's fucked up. I heard Like.
Speaker 2:I called my sister straight away. Oh why she does door dashing? Yeah, I called her straight away, like yo, but it said New York.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, though, how they pinpoint just New York door dashers and no other place.
Speaker 6:Because it's New York, because it's the only one watching their money.
Speaker 1:They smart no, the only one watching their money. They smart no, you right about that. They be like hold on, wait a minute.
Speaker 2:My rent is $2,800 for a studio.
Speaker 1:That's fucking wild. I know I drive. I'm sure it's more than that yeah for real.
Speaker 6:That's crazy. It's crazy. They was using their tips to subsidize their wages. They're like motherfucker. That yeah, they're weegers. They're like motherfucker. That's horrible. You really have to pay attention and be on your shit.
Speaker 2:You cannot just be trusting and that's like any job, like DoorDash is DoorDash, of course, but it is every any job you gotta make, make sure they ain't jipping your ass because it's humans.
Speaker 1:Humans, humans cheat they still human error too. Like you ain't paying attention to what the fuck you're doing, you fucking up somebody money, that's crazy.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's like cause, even like at work, I deal with people that's like they have no idea what their paychecks are. They're just like, oh yeah, it just gets deposited. I don't even look at it. That's stupid. Yeah, and I'm like you have no idea.
Speaker 2:I look at my pay stub every two weeks.
Speaker 1:I've actually had an instance where they overpaid me because they made an error and I didn't notice that you closed out the bank account. No, I didn't notice that you moved that money like oh yep, no, I didn't notice because it wasn't like a big, significant amount. And I didn't notice because it wasn't like a big, significant amount and I didn't notice that until I got paid. The next time them bitches took the error back and I'm like why the fuck is my check?
Speaker 6:low, so they never notified you before taking it back.
Speaker 1:They never said shit.
Speaker 6:Better call your union.
Speaker 1:Until I Wait a minute. Yeah, that happened to me and it was like, oh, this had happened. And so we rectified no, not there, Like bitch, y'all made the error.
Speaker 6:They should have at least notified you that they made the error, and then allowed you an option of how to pay it back.
Speaker 1:They went and they took their money back.
Speaker 6:Can you go to the union for something like that? That's crazy. Ultimately, they're going to get their money back, yeah. Without notifying the person is crazy, yeah because that's such a hardship that if you just you didn't know and now I don't know how much it was, but like it wasn't nothing crazy. Suppose it was a significant amount and they just wiped that out without any communication. That's just kind of crazy.
Speaker 1:Well, they did that to me another time. Not, not, um no what happened? No, what happened was I had got a promotion and so in my promotion pay they. They paid me what my last position was, so they didn't pay me. Shut up, they didn't pay me for my last position was. So they didn't pay me.
Speaker 4:Shut up they didn't pay me for my promotional hey yo. That's why I just ignore him.
Speaker 1:You had to come out of here with no way Be quiet. So I called him and I was like the fuck y'all doing? And they was like, oh, we could they was like you know what we doing. They was like Now, put them to the side they was like oh, we can add it, shut up to your next pay period or whatever. And I'm like nah, y'all bitches fucking up my money, run me my check right now, because y'all gonna put it Do they got petty cash, like what the fuck.
Speaker 1:So I made them bitches pretty. They tried to be cute, though, and then it was like, because I work all the way out in, like Cheshire area. And it was like, oh well, we have your check, but we about to close. I said I'm on my way right now. Fuck you you teleported.
Speaker 6:I got there.
Speaker 3:You rode on the back of a wide neck.
Speaker 1:I got this so quick, not y'all white neck. She flew on Qatar.
Speaker 6:Airlines.
Speaker 1:No shit, you said you was okay, I was okay, I'll be okay, I want highbrow.
Speaker 6:So, speaking of flying Nothing. So there is a automotive company that what automotive company, okay, in northern california that displayed their flying car during an auto show um yeah, it actually looks kind of cool. So so they're undergoing production for 2026. The market price is already at $300,000, with a high demand of over 3,000 pre-orders.
Speaker 1:They got the design from the Jetsons.
Speaker 6:So the company's name is Alef A-L-E-F, His name is Alef A-L-E-F, and the CEO and co-founder of the company says that it's a regular electric vehicle with just one more function, so it's able to rise vertically and then fly straight. Actually, it looks pretty cool.
Speaker 2:I want one.
Speaker 6:It looks pretty cool, but I'm nervous when I see that cool.
Speaker 2:I want one it looks pretty cool, but I'm nervous when I see that story. I want one, I just want one.
Speaker 6:I'm nervous. Why? Because if half the fools can't drive on the road, why are we going to put them in there? You're going to have to have a special type of license to get one of those You're going to have to have an aviator license?
Speaker 2:Yeah, stay your ass on the ground, but I'm getting one of those. I am out of here. I am gone. Yo, I could fly a car bro. Yeah, I'll pass. I've been wanting to fly a car since I was a kid yo Like yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 6:I wonder how fast they're going to make them be able to go, I wonder how fast they're going to make them be able to go.
Speaker 2:Yo, you know if they're smart, nothing over 40, really. Because you know, because you got to learn how to control it, like you know the pitching and y'all all that shit. But if it's just you know hover forward and down like you don't go back, or whatever you could turn I, or whatever you could turn, I would hope you could turn I have to imagine that they're going to probably be like like atvs, where they can't be used like in the regular.
Speaker 2:You're gonna have like certain specific spots where you can. You know how they got the the pass, the pass. Uh, the pass lane with you know, dotted yellow allows you to pass over. They're going to start by having little traffic things where you can hover over people.
Speaker 6:I don't even think they're going to go that far. I think you're only going to be allowed to use those in the desert. Yo listen, Because people are stupid you got to think of the regulations and everything that has to go into place now too, Because how you regulate in.
Speaker 2:Listen, I'm thinking 15, 20 years down, because what's going to happen with this? This is like the iPhone. When it first came out, it's like alright, so let's see what it is and everybody get it and everybody like it. But 15, it's going to be so much easier than all the regulations.
Speaker 6:Because where are the traffic lights?
Speaker 2:You don't need them.
Speaker 1:Why not? You don't need them, because what if somebody is coming in a certain?
Speaker 2:direction, then where are you going? I would say, one altitude would be one direction, another altitude would be another direction.
Speaker 6:Right, that's what I'm saying. There's no regulations out there for any of that stuff, and who's following them? Rules?
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6:These niggas can't even follow the rules on the road, and now the cops gotta have flying cars in order to catch these people.
Speaker 2:Catch you, you ain't catching me in a flying?
Speaker 6:car, bro. That's why I think these initial ones, I think it's gonna be ATVs, where you're not supposed to it's like normalcy.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be an 80-year-old motherfucker flying anything.
Speaker 6:I'm out, not 80. I'm out. You better get it when it first dropped, because when they finally put them out and it's actually regulated to be able to be used, they're going to be millions of dollars.
Speaker 2:They're going to be like mad young motherfuckers just flying around crashing into each other or a hedge hunt.
Speaker 1:hedge hunt, hedge fund yeah crashing in the buildings being dumb now all of y'all looking like passengers on guitar airlines cause they coked out and shit.
Speaker 2:Yo you know what you're right, because as of now, since the beginning of the year, it's been like 60 something airline crashes. And then now you're going to put everybody in their own little airline. Can you imagine Just flying out the sky and just dropping from the? Are you drunk and flying? Yeah, drunk and flying. You're just flying in a circle. You think you're in an amusement park?
Speaker 6:But there's so many, all those different things that you got to take into consideration. But, like there's so many, like all those different things that you gotta like take into consideration. Don't drink and fly. What if they high on coke? Then they high off the ground too. What if somebody has a seizure and they're flying up there?
Speaker 2:They down, down, like they're going to Nope as a direction, to nope as a direction we knew what you meant.
Speaker 1:I bet yeah hey yo nope so y'all see, tangerine Tits is offering gold cards. Now I can't believe it yo.
Speaker 2:Nope, alright so y'all see, tangerine Tits is offering gold cards. Now I yo, I can't believe it. I, I yo. This motherfucker is saying you makes it hard for people to get green cards but want millionaires from out of the country, foreign millionaires, to come into the country and buy a gold car, because it's a business. Yeah, think about To what To give them tax breaks To start their economy. Think about who that's marketed to, exactly Like Drug dealers, mafias.
Speaker 1:The cartel, the cartel that they've been dropping off now.
Speaker 6:Make drug trafficking free Like hey Because the United states have always had that oh yeah option, like they've always done that.
Speaker 6:It just hasn't been that much of what he's proposing, but, um, I think it was always around like five to eight hundred thousand dollars or something like that you could get. But you think about how they keep talking about, you know, immigrants and all of this craziness, the mass deportation. Is it really about immigrants? If You're trying to bring them in, it's not. It's about money. You can be a citizen over here if you pay us the right amount of money. Otherwise you got to go. So then it's not about Right, yeah, like it's all disgusting, to be quite honest.
Speaker 1:He got that. That's how much, and probably more, elon paying just to be over here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Elon got a gold guard.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, that is fucking crazy.
Speaker 6:I think that was.
Speaker 1:Elon's idea anyway.
Speaker 6:Elon got gold panties, he Trump mistress, I don't doubt it, trump is the mistress.
Speaker 1:I believe that, I definitely believe that.
Speaker 2:He look like it too, you know, because Elon fucking a robot somewhere. He got them sucking lips. He is fucking a robot somewhere. Fake news. Fake news If you don't think Elon got a sex bot after he made them iRobots, I think.
Speaker 6:Elon is a sex bot. He doesn't look real, he looks like an alien.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he look like a psychopath.
Speaker 2:Let's be clear he look like he getting fucked by a sex bot.
Speaker 6:Oh my God, did you see? Actor Gene Hackman and his wife are found dead in their home in New Mexico.
Speaker 1:And they still haven't determined what the cause of death was.
Speaker 6:I can tell you right now Originally they were talking about carbon monoxide poisoning, but they've tested their bodies and they didn't find any traces of it Cover up. But then it's kind of weird because they said that the wife's body it looked like it had started to be mummified.
Speaker 1:Really. So they've been dead for a while. They were dead for a while, but mummified.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's weird, who did?
Speaker 1:that yeah, gene, you know.
Speaker 2:It's that. Yeah, gene, you know it's a cover-up. They owe some people some money.
Speaker 1:Or Gene was crazy.
Speaker 6:I didn't realize the age difference between them, but I guess it fit, but Gene was like what 80? He was like 90-something right 90-something. I thought so, and she was like in her 60s. Oh damn, she might have been a male or a bride. I was just about to say that Girl.
Speaker 1:She looked like a.
Speaker 6:And the dog One of the dogs was found dead. Yeah, they killed, so somebody poisoned them. But the other dogs got out Because they knew better.
Speaker 1:It was just that one dog that was with, that was Scooby Doo. Took him, took him with him. Scooby and Scrappy got out yeah, that was a hit.
Speaker 2:That was one of those things that you know how people be threatening. I thought fuck, I'll kill you, your girl and your dog.
Speaker 6:Now he not going to be able to say Will Smith in the real distinct too.
Speaker 1:Because he was. He did such a well job in the last one. Did y'all see the video circling? Oh my God, circling around, circulating, I can't talk Circulating or circling. Circulating. Thank you.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm just.
Speaker 6:I was like it's just circling.
Speaker 3:You're circling.
Speaker 1:Read your books, boys and girls. Reading is fundamental Of him. Kind of like stuck on stage who Birdman Did y'all see that video.
Speaker 4:What you mean? Stuck Like he, was like he was either they thought he was asleep. But I think he was on like he was on.
Speaker 1:He was on something that was like a drug lien, I think he yeah, he had a drug lien.
Speaker 2:He was drooling and anything that was like a drug lien. I think he, yeah, he had a drug lien. He was drooling and anything that was drugs.
Speaker 6:You saw the drool.
Speaker 2:No, I'm assuming that was not just you get on my nerves. I'm assuming it was drugs. He could have just been tired, that was not sleep apnea.
Speaker 6:He ain't that damn old.
Speaker 2:Narcolepsy yeah, I know what a crack nod is that's not a crack nod, that was you on stage. In front of bad people. You don't think that's a crack nod, yeah, and people tapping you and all that stuff you had to be on something that's meth nod.
Speaker 1:Nah, that probably was one of them. Don't they drink like that? Fitting on us that lean, yeah, that lean. That's what that was Like cough syrup and a whole bunch of other shit.
Speaker 6:But yeah, like there's no way you done, walked out on stage and was like you know what it's like.
Speaker 1:Is he still with Tony Braxton? Damn, is he? I don't know If he is Tony. Check him in. That's wild. Tony might be like Whitney boy. Hey, he is Tony. Check him in, because that's wild. Tony might be like Whitney boy, but man, are you okay, baby hey?
Speaker 5:yeah.
Speaker 4:In the windows to my soul. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1:Shut up later, baby.
Speaker 6:So did you see that issue with Apple's voice to text, all the racist shit? Yeah, wait what it was. This voice to text issue went viral, where the word racist was automatically being replaced with Trump. So when you use the iPhone's dictation feature went viral, where the word racist was automatically being replaced with Trump. So when you use the iPhone's dictation feature, evidently they're saying it was a glitch.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 6:That was somebody who was mad about the DEI. So there were numerous iPhone users that went on TikTok and Twitter and they was posting videos of doing the voice-to-text thing and every time they said racist or if they typed Trump it turned into racist.
Speaker 6:So Apple said we are aware of an issue with the speech recognition model that powers dictation. Why would they still do that? And we're rolling out a fix today. They explained that something about the voice to text algorithm relied on phonetic patterns that determine what words a user intends to say, and they just naturally assumed that all the users that.
Speaker 2:Trump.
Speaker 6:Trump, you know, they fix that shit quick.
Speaker 1:They fixed it quick, trump.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, they fixed it. Yeah, they wasn't going to let that linger. They fixed the shit out of that man. I'd have been saying Trump, trump, trump to Trump, trump, trump.
Speaker 6:Well, what are the odds? Like they're talking about it's a glitch. So it's not like Trump just appeared one day in the United States Like he's been here forever, so, and Apple and iPhones have been here forever. So how did there just magically become a glitch now that he became tits and chief To where it changed that to that word?
Speaker 2:It had to be intentional, I think somebody I think somebody put a little algorithm in there like some kind, like some kind of virus or whatever.
Speaker 6:So do you think it was like an Apple employee? Because don't they like praise, like the Apple can't be hacked?
Speaker 1:yeah, so it had to be inside job which reminds I do not believe that Apple cannot be hacked. That's yeah. I don not believe that Apple cannot be hacked, absolutely not.
Speaker 2:I don't know if y'all started watching this shit yet, but Paradise oh yeah, that's a good what you say if somebody's watching my poon, what?
Speaker 1:you got a poon my flame boy boom boom yo, he said it.
Speaker 6:A poon, my flame boy, will boom boom Yo, he said it's poon I said what the fuck Yo have you seen?
Speaker 2:Have you seen?
Speaker 1:That's why I was like what you got a poon.
Speaker 2:You said porn, not poon. Oh, what the fuck.
Speaker 5:And he was like leave my pool alone.
Speaker 4:A special pool.
Speaker 5:Somebody likes a.
Speaker 2:Artisanal pool. Wow, okay, you decorate it. No.
Speaker 1:He bedazzled the shit out of you.
Speaker 6:That little rhinestone, my little rhinestone, like a rhinestone.
Speaker 2:Anyway, yep, have you ever seen the show Paradise? No, I have. I swear for you Like you need to watch that show, really. You need to watch that show.
Speaker 1:You about to say I swear for.
Speaker 2:God, I swear for Lord, what does it come on with Hulu? Okay, yo, this one here on Apple. It reminded me of that show. Really, you're going to love that show. I guarantee you you're going to love that show. You're going to watch that shit like what the fuck happened. What the fuck happened. How many seasons it's just one, just one. And it's about to hit the ninth episode. Oh, so it's still like the season's still on right now.
Speaker 6:This shit is good yo, I'm trying to juggle because I'm and have you seen it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I watched a couple episodes of it.
Speaker 6:I am just caught up right now in Yellow Jackets and I started watching the new season of White Lotus.
Speaker 4:Oh God I gotta watch that too.
Speaker 2:I'm so behind I guarantee you you're going to binge watch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:You'll like that show Because once you start it, you're not going to want to turn it off. So everything is going to take like a step back until you get to the last episode and then you're going to go back to it. I guarantee you you're gonna watch the full shit. Yeah, guaranteed.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, it's good, it's pretty good, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, anyway.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So yeah, that just reminded me of that show. I think somebody did it. I think somebody did it, so it can say it. Yeah, they had to.
Speaker 1:Yeah, definitely. Alabama school cafeteria worker, alabama, fired for collecting donations To pay for student lunches. Why the fuck did I get out?
Speaker 1:I don't know I don't either. Yeah, that was that was. That was something they got fired for what she was. So she was Connecting, collecting donations To feed students so no, none of the students go hungry and they fired her for that. I thought that's crazy, like that's why I'm like so none of the students go hungry, and they fire her for that. I thought that's crazy. That's why I'm like people just don't give a shit about kids. No, they don't. They don't give a shit about kids. They don't.
Speaker 2:What's this lady's name?
Speaker 1:Her name was Yvette Dunn, a cafeteria worker at Shelby Elementary School in Alabama Was one of those people? No, she's actually, I was about to say no, yvette.
Speaker 2:Yvette.
Speaker 1:Yvette.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, I fucked that up. Yvette was one of us.
Speaker 1:Until she was fired for simply trying to make sure no child went hungry. You can tell Dunn was terminated after accepting donations to help cover student lunch costs, despite placing the money correctly into the fund. Now her story is sparking outrage and raising questions. No, seriously, it should, because Let her help the kids. If the people out there want to donate money it's not like she stole money from the school, did anything faulty and she entered it into the funds correctly to feed these kids then what's the problem?
Speaker 6:First, of all, school lunch should be free.
Speaker 2:It should.
Speaker 6:Everywhere. Definitely it's ridiculous that we are in 2025 and we are still charging children to eat in school Children.
Speaker 1:And to eat the crap that they're eating? Yeah, because the food ain't good, it's not, it's not even healthy, not even.
Speaker 6:Well, Michelle Obama tried to change that and they dragged her through the mud. So Mm-hmm, Mm-mm, but leave that lady alone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, school lunches is equivalent to prison lunch.
Speaker 2:Good job to you, e-i-vet, whatever your.
Speaker 1:I-Vet, i-vet, it's A-V-E, a-v-e, a-vet. So what Anyway, mrs Dunn?
Speaker 2:Good job, Mrs Dunn.
Speaker 1:I didn't want to call her A-Vet.
Speaker 2:I don't know why that was such a struggle for you. Is it E-Vet or E-Vet? E-vet.
Speaker 1:I'm blaming Beijing Squares.
Speaker 6:So, a 23-year-old man, Ashton Jonathan Mann, was arrested early February on one count of second-degree felony manslaughter and one third-degree felony charge related to firearms. So this is wild. The man reportedly told um cops that he and his friend had smoked marijuana um that evening and they were talking about guns in the kitchen, and then him and his friends um later went into their garage, continued the conversation and they were handling two different handguns when one of the friends said he could dodge a bullet.
Speaker 1:Stupid ways to die White people doing white things.
Speaker 3:That's funny.
Speaker 6:They high asses, tested the theory. He said that he pulled the trigger and his friend was trying to jump out of the way to prove he could move before the trigger was pulled and he died about six times. Hey, yo wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. So he ended up getting struck in the chest.
Speaker 1:Not this nigga. Went to Bucktown Thinking this nigga really was going to fucking die.
Speaker 3:Hold on wait, and he was in the Matrix.
Speaker 5:Get out of here.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Yo, I thought they were trying to pull like one bullet, one, one shot. I think I hit him six times.
Speaker 6:Six times they tested it out. It was like boom, boom, boom.
Speaker 4:And he was like oh, oh, I'm not moving fast enough.
Speaker 6:That's horrible. Rest in peace. He died yeah.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry.
Speaker 6:He killed his friend. That's right that he killed his friend.
Speaker 3:That's right. That's fighting.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 6:Now he going down for manslaughter because his high-ass friend said I can dodge bullets and they tested the theory. He got hit all six times. That nigga could not believe. I know he got hit in the chest. I don't know if all six bullets hit him. Well, if he dodged one.
Speaker 2:he made his point, he didn't dodge any of them. Motherfuckers, you got caught.
Speaker 6:Don't Play stupid games, win stupid prizes? No, seriously.
Speaker 4:But it's like who was?
Speaker 1:this BB gun or something? No, but first of all, this is why the motherfucker got manslaughtered because you stupid, just because your friends say I can dodge bullets and you can be like, hmm, let's test the theory. You dumb, you deserve to go to jail.
Speaker 3:You probably could, too. You probably could Hold on, let me get this.
Speaker 2:That is dumb AK.
Speaker 6:Barretta or some shit. I question whether it was just marijuana. They was smoking. It was, it couldn't have been.
Speaker 2:Because I've smoked marijuana. I haven't done anything stupid like that.
Speaker 6:That nigga was on some shrooms or some shit. There had to be something else involved, because, yeah, stupidity.
Speaker 1:I think they just wanted to say it was marijuana to try to make a point. But no, no, that wasn't marijuana. That was two idiots on a Sunday morning Doing stupid shit, doing, stupid shit Doing stupid shit.
Speaker 6:That's fucking stupid. That's really sad. It is sad, it's stupid it is.
Speaker 2:It's too stupid to be sad.
Speaker 1:Come on Now, that's facts, though. Seriously, it's just, isn't too many questions Like so, that's like your mom saying so, your friend, jump off the bridge. You going to jump off the bridge too? He said, yes, I mean you fucking idiot.
Speaker 5:If we high yeah.
Speaker 1:That's so stupid.
Speaker 6:But then you think about it and you think over the like, think of just over the last 10 years I think he just wanted to shoot his friend All of the stupid shit that people was doing, Even those different trends and stuff that they was doing, the huffing stuff.
Speaker 2:Eating the pods.
Speaker 6:The cinnamon yeah.
Speaker 1:The detergent pods.
Speaker 6:Trying to swallow the cinnamon and all that shit. Yeah, I guess it's not too far fetched.
Speaker 1:Did you do any dumb ass trends when we was younger? We wasn't that stupid, exactly so that means nothing.
Speaker 6:The only stupid trend I did when I was younger was fuck.
Speaker 2:My name is Buck. I'm sorry, god.
Speaker 1:You know a nigga gonna speak when they need to shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2:Yo, that good button, good button.
Speaker 4:Shut the fuck up Until you reach the top Of shut the fuck mountain, where there are no more Fuck ups to shut.
Speaker 2:All right, sean, that was a good button push.
Speaker 6:Rest in peace.
Speaker 2:No, you was going to say I ain't got nothing else to say I ain't got nothing else to say.
Speaker 1:Nene, what was it? Nope, I am good. Hey, I pissed on a what. I am good, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, hey, I pissed on a what I pissed on a Owlette.
Speaker 6:To see what? Yeah, to see what happens.
Speaker 1:And what happened.
Speaker 2:It almost caught a fire. It sparked. I was like a kid.
Speaker 1:kid I was like you, were stupid too, but I was a a kid kid, so you were stupid too.
Speaker 2:I was, but I was a kid. Kid. I had to be like five or six, I was a kid really and I and they, everybody was like don't ever put water in something like that, and I was like in the basement of like a apartment and so you heard that and was like you know what, i'ma do it anyway. So I pissed on the shit and that shit started smoking and firing and shit like that.
Speaker 1:So after I pissed on the shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah Right, and then I blamed it on my friend and I never got in trouble for it. Shit was good. Oh my god, shit was good.
Speaker 1:So you a little devil.
Speaker 2:I was a badass. That's wild. I was bad as fuck.
Speaker 1:That young? Yeah, I'm trying to think If I done anything stupid.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I was mad young, that young. Yeah, I'm trying to think if I done anything stupid. Yeah, I was mad young. Remember that time you shit it on your parents' doorstep?
Speaker 2:I did not do that, that wasn't you, you know, to see her like keel over and just like.
Speaker 1:Oh, you know what? The only thing that was stupid. I'll see no.
Speaker 3:I'll remember that time now.
Speaker 2:No, I remember that time now. Now, that's not what the fuck I was going to say.
Speaker 6:Had that green shit, had to wipe your ass with a leaf, Okay so, anyways, we're moving.
Speaker 1:It sounds more believable that you would do that, mr Piss on the fucking outlet when I used to live in Bowles Park.
Speaker 2:hold up. When I used to live in Bowles Park, a dude named Jerry did that shit.
Speaker 1:Kid Acapulco, add on. I'm glitching.
Speaker 3:We, we're just gonna move this conversation along. Oh my god, shouldn't be in everywhere.
Speaker 6:All this because somebody dodged bullets.
Speaker 1:Yeah clearly he did not, absolutely didn't. I wonder if he got hit when the first one was like add on yo he got hit, I can't.
Speaker 2:He was like add on.
Speaker 3:Yo, he got hit, I can't. He was like, hey, it didn't work.
Speaker 2:He got hit with the first one and looked at his friend like uh.
Speaker 1:That nigga got hit and shook his head like no.
Speaker 2:Did I do it? I did it. No, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1:Aw Damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 6:And next news. So's crazy Poor thing. And next news All right. So we got some listeners questions yeah we do All right.
Speaker 1:As.
Speaker 6:I compose myself. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:All right, alright, sean, saying your purchase coming From AliExpress Is the 2025 Spring Boo-Yah line Yo.
Speaker 2:That shit had me dying. When you said that shit, that shit was funny. Spring Boo-Yah.
Speaker 6:Sean said oh god.
Speaker 1:And this is what got me, because they really hurt you. What if the dead girl Family gets deported and they leave her body here? Turn his mic off.
Speaker 2:Why you reading in that voice? Cause that's how you said it it was concerned, it was concerned.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It was concerned? Did Blueprint call women goofy? He did.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he did Multiple times.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he did Multiple times. Yeah, yes, nene telling Blueprint. It takes him longer to get in his bed because he's tiny. One point for the girls Absolutely, I was fighting for the girls. Absolutely, I was fighting for the girls, because he was coming after y'all. He was coming hard as fuck Like sir, calm that shit down. Last one it sounds like Mr N Blueprint hate women. Oh shit, oh, because you thought you was free. Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2:Don't lump me into this shit. I, because you thought you was free, wait, wait, wait. Don't lump me into this shit. I have my opinions and I love my women. We didn't all act stupid, or something.
Speaker 6:I'm just playing, you get to appear.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what got R Kelly fucked up, mm-hmm, I know it was good to have Blueprint on there, just to kind of get a different.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you know, it's like those one night stands, it's like one and done, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:You get on my nerves.
Speaker 6:Hey Blueprint.
Speaker 3:Hey, yo Shouts out to you.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, what is next? What is next, what is?
Speaker 1:next Yo dirty draw Jams, jams, jams, jams.
Speaker 4:Jams, jams, jams, jams, jams, jams, jams, jams, jams, jams, jams, jams, jams, jams, jams, jams, jams, jams.
Speaker 1:I clocked out.
Speaker 2:ladies and gentlemen, All right, gym number one, she's outrageous. Now I'm going to pose this as it's written, but that's, let's make it gender neutral, okay, okay, yeah, as a man, isolation is the price you pay when you start to fix your life. That's everybody. I believe I was gonna say that. Yeah, I think we take. I know I've been in a position where, like I ghost, I go ghost for a while and if I'm ghost, you don't hear from me. I'm, I am, I'm leveling up crazy can I take that back?
Speaker 1:I'm sorry me say this. You do kind of put yourself in a level of isolation, but I feel like if you have a team or a person, that is a good support system for you, for you to level up or whatever, and they're there for you. So technically you're not really isolated if you have that person. But then I can see some people who don't have that type of person isolated.
Speaker 6:Yeah because there are some people that just cut everybody off and they're like oh, I'm working on myself. Yeah, you know new me and they're really actually doing it, not just saying well, some people some people yeah about that yeah, because every year they yeah, yeah it's like how many times you're gonna become new but I think there are those people that, um, they isolate themselves, but it's only with certain people that they cut out correct, and a lot of times it's because they either realize that those people were holding them back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right to some degree yeah or they just have other issues there with those people and so they just right way to cut them out and they're like oh, I'm working on myself, yeah, yeah I always look at it like, when it's like that, especially if you claim to be close with that person or whatever, and you keep automatically just isolating yourself, it's like what is it? Is it a level of something else where you have to do that, because why can't that person be your support system? You know, your little cheer the.
Speaker 2:You know your, your little cheerleader yeah you know, in the background, helping you progress sometimes our cheerleader could be cheering to the wrong way that's true too, yeah or cheering the wrong thing, that's true.
Speaker 2:So, like I, I know, I don't know, I think, um, if you're, if you're trying to fix something and you isolate to try to figure out how to cut off the fat, all the extraness going around, yeah, I don't see anything wrong with that. I don't think they're isolating to kind of just be avoiding attention and avoiding people. I think they're isolating just to figure out what's the best way to move without this person here.
Speaker 1:Well then, don't go back to that person.
Speaker 2:Yeah, or without that debt or without this. If I start fixing this, how things can like to kind of plan and then to the point where they don't find themselves back in the situation? Right, I know, that's what I do, or what I did. I don't find myself having to isolate to try to fix anything anymore.
Speaker 6:Because you probably finally fixed it yeah.
Speaker 2:Right, like that's the point. Yeah, that's the point of doing it, so we don't have to keep fixing shit.
Speaker 6:If you can always find yourself isolating to fix some shit, then you're not really fixing it, then it might not be those people that's the problem.
Speaker 1:Right, that's the point I was trying to make with that. Yeah, so it's just like. It's like, what is the real issue? I think you need to dig a little deeper. Yeah, yeah, definitely All right.
Speaker 2:So all right. Gem number two Winter is damn near over, right, Hallelujah. So it's saying I'm done complaining about the cold because I'm ready to complain about the heat.
Speaker 6:That's so true, that's me.
Speaker 2:Living in New England, you're just complaining about whatever the season. That's so true. That's me Living in New England. You're just complaining about whatever the season gives you. It was literally 54 degrees the other day, which felt nice, and like three hours later it was freezing cold.
Speaker 6:Yes, what's crazy is, 54 degrees is not even nice for us, it's nice for us, right, and we're like ooh, it's so balmy.
Speaker 1:Right. Yeah, somebody else come out and be like what the fuck? It's cold as hell Because we were just dealing with like five degree weather yeah, literally yeah.
Speaker 2:So anything above, like 45 is like oh, you're running around naked. It's kind of nice flu and sick and shit because they out there no jacket on because they feel they feel the sun nipples all out.
Speaker 1:People get flu and sick because sick motherfuckers don't know how to stay. The fuck home.
Speaker 6:That's true, that too, or they was on Qatar Airlines. Go home.
Speaker 2:If you was on Qatar, you ain't coming home. Oh, oh, listen.
Speaker 1:Don't do that to them.
Speaker 2:I got a guitar. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:What's your next gym?
Speaker 2:A minor it don't fit. I know I call it guitar.
Speaker 1:Oh, strumming your pain. Yeah, it's guitar With your finger, yeah.
Speaker 2:Did she mean that when she said when she was like strumming her pain with her finger? Yeah, did she mean that when she said Hmm, when she was like strumming her pain with her finger, with his finger? Oh, so he was popping.
Speaker 1:Finger popping, so you always nasty ain't you?
Speaker 2:Was that that's what she meant, or no? I don't think so. Okay, I'm just just me.
Speaker 6:Last joke. He used to be in there listening to Lauryn Right.
Speaker 1:Like ooh, she get popped. You can strum her pain with your finger.
Speaker 6:I want to strum it. Let me pee on this outlet real quick.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised that shit didn't come up.
Speaker 1:Burn your little pee-pee off.
Speaker 2:Yeah man, this is wild.
Speaker 1:His little penis would have popped open like a fucking firecracker.
Speaker 6:Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Even younger, oh my God, even younger. I was told that I grabbed. Y'all know I'm morbid. I grabbed like a you know how light bulbs used to be like scorching hot, like you touch a light bulb and scorcher hot and you did that I grabbed it and melted my first two fingers on my right hand. Really, I still got the scar, so you was a stupid kid. So you have no.
Speaker 6:You have. No, I was dumb as hell.
Speaker 2:You funny as fuck. Your nerves are going there. So, yeah, like all this right here, you see that scar, like this coloration right there. That's where all the skin kind of melted off when I grabbed it. Wow, but I was a baby, so what were you doing as a baby? I was being left alone?
Speaker 1:And why was the light bulb naked, Like ready for you to grab? I don't know.
Speaker 2:And hot. It was hot as fuck, and back then they had like these energy-saving lights.
Speaker 6:It was an oil lamp.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that shit was hot as fuck.
Speaker 1:It was a candle.
Speaker 6:Back in the Beijing society. They threw him in the fireplace.
Speaker 5:It was like if he burns, he's a witch. It was like it burns, it burns, he's a witch. The fucking warlock, it burns, it burns.
Speaker 2:The fucking warlock Yo. Why your nose growing your ears? Don't do that. When you did that voice, don't do that. All right, last gem Yo stop, I'll put a spell on you. I still miss the part of 2020 where it was illegal for anyone to come near me.
Speaker 6:Yo, I miss those 2020, where it was illegal for anyone to come near me.
Speaker 2:I miss those days, Sometimes being away from people, like don't come too close.
Speaker 6:I was talking about that the other day at work. I think the pandemic ruined my life, just the introvert part of me. I thoroughly enjoyed being stuck in the house Me too. No one on the roads. Half the stores were closed and the ones that was open, nobody was in there, yup like, and you couldn't be around nobody. I thoroughly enjoyed it. That drove me crazy, yup like, I didn't want to see nobody. I, yeah, fucking loved it. It was wonderful that drove me crazy.
Speaker 1:I think that's when I lost my mind yeah that's when.
Speaker 6:Yeah, hmm a yeah. A little bit more.
Speaker 2:Small reason.
Speaker 1:Alright.
Speaker 2:Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for joining us again on Thanks guys. Thank you for your Listener's questions.
Speaker 4:Keep them coming Keep them coming. I am mister Nope and I Need Optimus Prime Nope.
Speaker 1:Optimus Prime.
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