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Episode 073: Romping in the Hostel
Ever had a coworker break down in the hallway when you simply asked if they were okay? This episode takes us on a journey through workplace drama, personal revelations, and the sometimes absurd realities of everyday life. When one host describes witnessing "the Karen cry" from a colleague, it launches the trio into stories about the strangest workplace encounters they've experienced.
The conversation takes a reflective turn when the hosts share the hardest truths they've had to admit about themselves. From acknowledging narcissistic tendencies to realizing intellectual differences, these vulnerable moments create space for listeners to examine their own self-awareness. "If someone followed you around for a week, would they believe you're serious about your goals?" becomes a catalyst for honest self-assessment that will have you questioning your own daily habits.
Current events provide fertile ground for deeper discussions, particularly when examining Jay-Z's lawsuit against a woman who falsely accused him of sexual assault. The hosts thoughtfully explore the damage false accusations can cause while balancing the importance of supporting genuine victims. This leads to a fascinating conversation about celebrity culture and accountability in the digital age.
The episode's most unexpected turn comes when they discuss a vintage business card for "Dr. Dan" discovered at someone's grandmother's house – complete with a price list for services that had the hosts in stitches. Meanwhile, a story about a father who shot his son's football coach brings a sobering perspective on parenting, sportsmanship, and teaching children how to handle disappointment.
From technological advancements like microscopic transforming robots to an Alaska Airlines flight attendant losing her job over a viral twerking video, this episode weaves through topics with humor, insight, and authenticity. You'll leave entertained, thoughtful, and eager to join the conversation at the table.
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Speaker 3:Hey yo. Nah, let's turn it to a party baby.
Speaker 1:Hey, my favorite song for a couple years ago If we was having a party. This is coming on. Everybody getting drunk around me. If you know, you know, let's go. Some of our listeners have chilled out with me before. You know how I get down with these drinks. Good times, good times. Y'all always got home safe. Let's go. Hey, hey, hey. Everybody, uh-huh.
Speaker 4:Uh-huh, everybody.
Speaker 1:Let's go. It's me, who's that?
Speaker 4:sexy thing. Who's that?
Speaker 2:All right, I admit it. Hey, how about you when we pour shots?
Speaker 1:they need an excuse to suck our cucks. We didn't get close, hey how about you.
Speaker 4:Let's go.
Speaker 1:Let's go. Who's that? Oh my.
Speaker 3:God.
Speaker 1:What was that? Oh, it's a party this weekend.
Speaker 4:Everybody's birthday is this goddamn month. Happy belated birthday to Mimi. We're still partying for her birthday.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh.
Speaker 3:Let's go, let's go, let's go. If I were you, I'd wanna be me too. I'd wanna be me too. I'd wanna be me too. If I were you, I'd wanna be me too. I'd wanna be me too.
Speaker 4:I'd wanna be me too. I walk in like a time piece. I go straight to VIP. I never pay for my drinks. My aunt's a watch behind me, my life's a movie, tom.
Speaker 3:Cruise. So bless me baby. And even if they try to, they can't do it like I do.
Speaker 4:I thank God every day that I woke up feeling this way, and I can't help loving myself, and I don't need nobody else. If I was you, I'd wanna be me too. I'd wanna be me too.
Speaker 1:If I was you, I'd wanna be me too. I'd wanna be me too, I'd wanna be me too. Oh, my God, woo, all right, ladies, and gentlemen, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh. Oh my God, it's table for three back in the fucking building. Let's go.
Speaker 3:Welcome back.
Speaker 1:I love it here. Yo, I do. I can't wait to get to y'all every week, man. I can't wait. This shit is fun, man. Wait, what did you say? He don't know, I can't wait to get to y'all every week. Oh, I thought you said something totally different. What did you hear?
Speaker 4:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I thought you said I can't wait to give it to y'all every week.
Speaker 1:Oh well, that's what he meant. Yeah, sure, hey listeners, do you like taking it every week?
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Well, you know, you never know, you never know. Nigerian Nini.
Speaker 3:Why you got to always point out that it's Nigerian.
Speaker 1:I don't know. That's the only people I know that said wow like that, unless it's Joey from Blossom. Oh shit, did I date myself there, yep.
Speaker 3:Bubbling 56-year-old man.
Speaker 1:Wow, wow, that, wow, that's crazy. Or did I just outed myself for watching Blossom?
Speaker 3:That too, that too. But I feel like everybody watched Blossom. Yeah, if they say they didn't, they lying. I want a six.
Speaker 1:I want a hustle bag.
Speaker 2:Because they ain't high cable. I want an eight, but I feel like everybody watched Blossom but you get ten.
Speaker 3:We're starting early.
Speaker 1:Oh yo, whatever was in that drink, it was perfect. I'm not sure, I don't know what drink, what you had Whatever. Give me that cup right there, mm-mm Please.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:Okay so, as you're swallowing, please no. Okay so, as you're swallowing your drink. Oh my god, what was it?
Speaker 3:You have been swallowed.
Speaker 1:Swallowed. How's everyone's week or weekend I've had some long long days See.
Speaker 2:You're just teeing it up for me. Oh my god, no, really like I've had. It's been a long day week some long days. I've had some really long days and I'm just tag that's like a long work day. There's a lot of shit to do during during a work day and like just had uh, late meetings after work every day, pretty much Wait, so it's not a work meeting.
Speaker 1:Yes, but it's after work meetings, so they usually call those romping in the hostel.
Speaker 3:Who said that? Did you say? Romping in the hostel. Yes, he did. I'm like, who said that? Who the hell said that? Who are the people you hang around? Say their names.
Speaker 1:I would never give up my source. Romping in the hostel is stupid.
Speaker 3:I don't even know why I said it. Yeah, that's crazy, and the fact that you repeat it is even more crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think that's going to be the title Romping in the hostel. But why so late night meetings? So it doesn't deal with work.
Speaker 3:Why so late night meetings? So it's not, it doesn't?
Speaker 1:deal with work, I know, see. That's why I didn't give him that cup. So it's not work.
Speaker 2:Meetings, though they are work related meetings oh okay, yeah, oh okay, they are.
Speaker 3:You always trying to prostitute somebody.
Speaker 1:Right, it seems like he's already doing it himself.
Speaker 3:Oh my.
Speaker 1:God, I mean you set it up to be like after work meeting.
Speaker 3:If that was the case, he'd be retired.
Speaker 1:Thank you, Like six years ago.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, 20.
Speaker 4:20.
Speaker 1:How about that Meany? How was your week? It was a week. Back to a week. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4:Did you work at all this week?
Speaker 3:It's a possibility. No, actually I ain't lying, I did work all this week, it's just. It wasn't nothing like crazy.
Speaker 1:No coworker problems, oh never mind.
Speaker 3:I got a story and this shit was wild. You ever dealt with a coworker, right? So I'm going on my lunch break, so I go to tell my boss. I'm going on my lunch break but before I go to get to my boss's office I notice my co-worker is leaning on the table that's in the hallway and I look over and I'm like should I ask if they okay? But then I realized who they were and I was like nah.
Speaker 3:So I went to my boss. I was like yeah, you going out. She was like no. I was like yeah, you going out. She was like no.
Speaker 1:I was like alright, I'm going on my lunch break so I get my stuff. Nice little relationship you got with your boss. You just I can go out to lunch together.
Speaker 3:She a decent boss, like that's cool, she not. She not a micromanager.
Speaker 1:A lot of people don't have that type of you know Relationship.
Speaker 3:Why you still? Why you think I'm still there? Okay, because my track record with managers and supervisors ain't great, yeah gotcha. So you know, I grab my stuff, close my office up and I'm walking out and I was like, all right, just ask Because I'm a nice person I am nice actually, yeah, when I want to be, you're kind Mm-hmm that part.
Speaker 3:So I was like you. Okay, I never should have asked that. This bitch went in full blown. I'm doing a Broadway special For real. Yeah, she was like Somebody needs to call the ambulance Because I just don't know what's wrong with me, and I was like the Karen cry, the Karen cry. It was wild and I'm just looking like I never should have asked this fucking question. No, not the Karen cry.
Speaker 3:No, the Karen cry, it was wild and I'm just looking like I never should have asked this fucking question. Why did you make her sound like that?
Speaker 2:That's what she sounded like. No, why did I call?
Speaker 3:it, the Karen cry. I don't know. That's what it was. Yeah, it was. So I'm like well, if you're sick, why don't you go tell the boss and go home and then I left Because, bitch, I'm not doing this Absolutely.
Speaker 1:Did she actually leave?
Speaker 3:No, I came back from lunch and she smiled at me as I walked by her office. So what was?
Speaker 2:wrong with her?
Speaker 3:I'm still trying to figure that out today.
Speaker 2:But what required? An ambulance.
Speaker 3:I know, like I'm saying, she said she didn't know what was wrong with her, so I don't think she knew.
Speaker 2:I think that's what was wrong with her.
Speaker 1:That she didn't know what was wrong with her.
Speaker 3:I should have called IOL.
Speaker 2:She's an alien. What the fuck is an IOL? Maybe she was glitching.
Speaker 3:Institute of Living.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:Maybe she was glitching.
Speaker 3:No, she glitched hard. Probably she glitched hard Because it was something else it was just unnecessary.
Speaker 2:Sir, maybe she just needed a warm bottle of breast milk and to be.
Speaker 3:She just stuck on my my teat and just be burped and put to bed.
Speaker 2:My, my teat. You know, sometimes you just be so tired and you almost feel like a baby, like you, just cranky.
Speaker 3:Like you just need to like. That's cute that you trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. Oh no, this is a younger lady?
Speaker 1:No, okay, somebody older than you.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Yo, you see how I just was like mm-hmm, I'm not doing this Because it was your birthday. I am not doing this with you. You only turned 23 once.
Speaker 2:Happy, feliz Cumpleaños.
Speaker 1:I'm glad you dodged that bullet. It seems like Did you.
Speaker 3:I would have never called the ambulance in the first place. I don't care if that bitch was dying, oh no, I would have went to my boss and said that's your job.
Speaker 1:Wow, all right.
Speaker 2:Every second counts.
Speaker 1:Every second counts, not mine. You wouldn't give her CPR. Hell, no, damn.
Speaker 2:Would you give CPR to a co-worker who was in distress? Yes, he would.
Speaker 3:I believe he would.
Speaker 2:I've saved a life before He'd sit on they face.
Speaker 1:It's nothing but peaches and cream coming out. They might as well taste some deliciousness. Might as well taste some deliciousness while I save your life.
Speaker 2:Now they choking, because they was choking.
Speaker 3:No, in my last job I had questions, but I'm not going in. Why does it taste like pieces of cake? No, no, that's not the question. Just move along.
Speaker 1:I've actually saved the life before. My last job required me to do all that CPR stuff and I was dealing with People with disabilities. I've had to do Step in to do stuff like that before. I saved a life before.
Speaker 3:I saved a few lives before by walking away you saved a few lives before. Yes away. You saved a few lives before.
Speaker 1:Yes, I studied on that part, so you saving lives.
Speaker 3:Don't answer that, because he went somewhere else. No wait, let's move along.
Speaker 1:No, wait, no, sir. So I'm just wondering how you saved a life.
Speaker 3:Well, he didn't sit on their face like you did.
Speaker 1:Well, I know, he probably just spit.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:Yo, the laugh is sinister. I don't like it.
Speaker 3:So today you're on tape.
Speaker 1:So my week was good. Wow, that was crazy. Yo, I'm still waiting For the death. So my week was good.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:That was crazy. Yo, I'm still waiting for the death blow. Yo, the death blow is going to be crazy. No, yo, I'm not even going to see it coming, I'm just going to be like what the fuck? Sir, you never do, and the thing is he's going to probably shut me down for like the next three episodes.
Speaker 3:He has been hitting you with jabs that you have not even paid attention to.
Speaker 1:I'm going to be down for the next three episodes. I can't get around this. Get out. No, no, no.
Speaker 3:You pull out a mug with a spoon. You better run.
Speaker 1:So my week was great. Let's move on.
Speaker 3:So what your Greek was great, my week was great. You didn't say it that way. I promise you. So what your Greek was great, my week was great. You didn't say it that way. That's what I said, I promise you. You did it. Playback, I guarantee you. I know Flag on the play, I know.
Speaker 1:Red flag too. Yeah, you worked, I did. I worked all week, every day, every day, 9 to 5?.
Speaker 3:I know I'm working 9 to 5.
Speaker 1:9 to 4.30. And I start at 7. So, yeah, okay, but no, I worked. End of the month, early month type ending of reports, so you work hard for your money. It's a busy week. I did it in a month so hard for your money, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yep, and my birthday is coming up in a couple weeks. Oh shit, you turning 75. Go, what's the big number? 75. No 44. You lying. That's not what you told me. Like Obama.
Speaker 1:Turning to Obama, big 44th.
Speaker 2:Yo get out of here.
Speaker 1:No, for real, I'm happy, I can't wait. Yeah, yeah, all these elements, I'm happy I'm just making it to 44th.
Speaker 2:Yo get the fuck out of here. No.
Speaker 1:Other than that, here Next week is gonna be my short week, so I ain't gonna be working that much.
Speaker 4:I ain't gonna be working and.
Speaker 1:It's gonna be our slow week so Cause all the reports are done, so there's really nothing to do. So next week is the week that I ain't going to be doing shit.
Speaker 2:We turn our clocks this week too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, isn't it.
Speaker 3:It is this week. We lose a whole hour. Is it Sunday?
Speaker 1:Sunday yeah, yeah, spring forward, yeah, spring forward. So we lose an hour, but we get daylight back. We get daylight yeah.
Speaker 2:And warmth. I need daylight.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, all you gotta do is go outside and smile.
Speaker 2:I think, aww, just go outside and smile. Look at you trying to reel in that karma.
Speaker 3:I am reeling Compliments galore, and that's all you getting for the rest of this episode Watch.
Speaker 2:I think I was dealing with like seasonal depression, yeah.
Speaker 1:I think so. Yo, that's a real thing too, and I think I was talking about that in the last episode, like I got out the house and just enjoyed the day. Yeah, because I be feeling that sometimes, working from home, the disturbance of staying in the house in the same room yeah cabin fever yeah, that type of shit. I can't wait until there's daylight outside we can go and chill.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:I didn't see the movie so I didn't get the reference. If it was a reference to the movie, it's just the way he's like yeah it'd just be fun Cabin fever. And he was like, yeah'd just be fun, cabin fever.
Speaker 3:and he was like yeah, cause you know he is like he's scary, like now you run around hearing your skin disintegrating and shit.
Speaker 1:I've never seen the movie you did.
Speaker 3:No, wow, none of the remakes, cause they came out like 50 fucking cabin fevers.
Speaker 2:Is it a good movie? It's alright, which one.
Speaker 1:I don't know Whatever cabin fever it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was okay. Yeah, it's alright. It's a horror movie.
Speaker 3:That's what they want to categorize it as Is it horror or more thriller. They still label it as horror, though it is a thriller, but they put it under horror.
Speaker 2:No, I was asking is it horror or is it like thriller?
Speaker 3:But you're saying it's labeled as horror. It's actually labeled as horror, but it's because it's Suspenseful type of shit, gruesome. It's gruesome Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I never watch it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't think those are really horror. Rated G for gruesome.
Speaker 1:Yeah, All right. So what's going on in the world today? My bush.
Speaker 2:Oh Jesus, Somebody shave it by now. I've been waiting, Wait. Why are you waiting?
Speaker 1:Because I don't want to do it myself, so you have your husband shave your bush. Sometimes, and he likes that it's his pussy.
Speaker 3:Why would I? Why not?
Speaker 2:Does your?
Speaker 1:husband shave your bush. What Wait you talking to me?
Speaker 3:No, he had to do his little fast answer. I was like yeah, because I thought he was talking to me. He had to do his little fast answer.
Speaker 1:I was like yeah, because of what I thought he was talking to you and I'm like I just asked that question, oh no.
Speaker 2:You funny.
Speaker 3:Light taps, light taps. I see it, I see it coming. I'm going to get you Stepping stones.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I'm not ready for this.
Speaker 2:What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Speaker 3:Excuse me. My mother said when I get my period, I can't go on the water Because the sharks Are going to get me.
Speaker 1:Well, that's, that's kind of true, like if you go in the ocean. She said it even when you was in the pool. Like the backyard Little circle of handmade pool.
Speaker 2:She was running around the fire extinguisher in the summer.
Speaker 3:Shark's going to get you. If you're bleeding, better wrap that poon up. Got to wrap the poon up In the middle of the project, like where that shark going to be at. I ain't never lived in a project, sir. Oh shit. Projects are. Oh shit.
Speaker 1:Excuse the fuck out of you oh shit bitch Yo. You see how she talked down to people who lived in the projects.
Speaker 2:Wow, I don't know what's going on at this marble table.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, I ain't never lived in a project before.
Speaker 3:I didn't mean to say it like that, but I didn't. You got gold leaf sconces on the walls. You know, what I'm saying. Don't do that, golden acorns and shit Don't do that?
Speaker 2:Who the fuck get golden acorns? She got money, did you say golden acorns?
Speaker 1:Yeah, like how the fuck you. What are golden acorns? I know, but she's, you know, no, she's a privileged heart.
Speaker 2:Don't do that. You was a bit uppity, though, with that response. I was, I hurt myself, and you know what the it was a genuine response, so I have to. I'm not even gonna judge you because it was a genuine response. It was because you responded so quickly. It's not like you thought about it, like you responded so quickly like how fucking dear to insinuate.
Speaker 3:I know I may act like I grew up in the projects she said I'm gonna snatch my chain back From like TI did that girl? Not y'all about to kick me off the table.
Speaker 1:You fooled all of us, mister. No, I didn't. The dumbest thing I was told that you believed as a child. Oh, the dumbest thing I believed as a child, I was smart. No, sir, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3:No, you wasn't, Mr Pistola. Fucking electric outlet. That's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, somebody else believed me.
Speaker 1:These bitches think they're all smart now.
Speaker 3:I am not privileged. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:God damn, the snort was crazy. Yeah you for the projects now.
Speaker 3:I didn't grow up in the projects Close to it, though I did Close to it.
Speaker 1:You was like on the outskirts of the projects, like where everybody walked by, like that's my house.
Speaker 3:Remember that game? That's my car. I was like two streets away from you, but you were the projects.
Speaker 2:You used to sit in your bedroom window, longing to be part of it, watching them play Double Dutch across the street in the projects.
Speaker 3:Like ooh, that looks so good.
Speaker 1:I want to play curveball.
Speaker 3:I want to live in a brick building, ma.
Speaker 2:You better wrap that up first, right? All them sharks over there, why we?
Speaker 3:ain't have a two-family ma.
Speaker 1:I don't know. For a long time I thought about Yo Pew family, ma I don't know. For a long time I thought about Yo Pew pew pew.
Speaker 3:You ain't gonna get a sentence out today.
Speaker 1:I'm prepared for it. I'm prepared to shut the fuck up, are you?
Speaker 4:Oh, you are.
Speaker 3:I am prepared. He is killing you right now.
Speaker 1:This is gonna be the easiest karma in the world. Yeah, go ahead, get it off. I've been killing you right now. This is going to be the easiest karma in the world. Yeah, go ahead, get it off, because I've been killing you. I deserve every last second I've been taking it too.
Speaker 3:Because I'm like, don't do it. You love setting yourself up Because I was on a verge. I'm about to write a list of words that you can't fucking say when you're around me. Did you hear me load up?
Speaker 1:I was like okay.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to be the mute co-host.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, he's giving me ammunition. Just call me Helen Keller. I believed in Santa Claus for a while.
Speaker 2:You did, I did, I did, you was like did your mother or like your parents tell you about Santa, or you found out about Santa in some other way and you just believed it.
Speaker 1:Like they did the whole Christmas thing and I was like, and especially like my father, house type. They did the whole kind of thing. Like you know what I'm saying, make sure you go to bed and then all of a sudden yeah, yeah, yeah kind of thing Like you know what I'm saying Make sure you go to bed. Like decorations and all yeah, and then all of a sudden, all the cookies out, yeah, and the rats ate them.
Speaker 2:No, we ain't had rats. Yo, we ain't had rats. That sounds like a lie. You stuttered.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:If we did hold on hold on when they come out smooth he did.
Speaker 1:I'd never seen him, so they probably called him before we your cookies did, probably, I don't know.
Speaker 1:So I think I just got to an age where I was like this is bullshit, like I don't believe this, like ain't no way he coming over here, because you know my father had built the house and we used to do it over at my father's house. Oh, he built the house. Yeah, well, it was one of those community projects where you got to build your own house to live in it. But he used to go on. I'm like, yeah, I built this house. I was like oh shit, my pops built this shit.
Speaker 2:I was like oh, we got a cute little studio hut, Not a studio hut With a basement.
Speaker 1:A studio hut in the basement. It was an upgrade in the project y'all, we had our own house. That's still a little up.
Speaker 2:But yeah, did y'all like as a family participate in helping build? You know how like some of them like y'all helping build their house.
Speaker 1:It was him and the community that helped build the house. I realized that later on in life. Really I was like this nigga lie, he ain't build it by himself, Like it was like the community type of thing. Okay.
Speaker 3:Okay, that was only one of them. One of them programs.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, you build your house and all of that and it was a nice little spot and it was smack dab.
Speaker 3:So technically, he did build it.
Speaker 1:He just didn't do it by himself Smack dab in the middle of the projects.
Speaker 3:Yeah, smack dab.
Speaker 1:Right there.
Speaker 3:Because it was cheap, and that's usually where they do them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so like was Sarah McL.
Speaker 1:Some white lady.
Speaker 2:Had audacity. This poor Bajan family.
Speaker 1:No, this is the American side of the family, Not the Bajan family. You can get your square as well. I was one of those black kids with the fly on the eyeball. Oh my God, this is why we need to build the house. Oh my God, Yo don't spit that out. Oh my God, I'm just going to get myself. Oh my God, yo don't spit that out.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I'm just going to get myself. Oh my God, oh my God.
Speaker 3:I'm mad you said that, because I really was about to spit all that water out. I ain't drinking that.
Speaker 2:But you think, about it, don't he look like one of them?
Speaker 3:little that's why I was dying, because you ever see. I've seen one of your baby pictures you showed me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cross-eyed it.
Speaker 3:He did look like one of the babies.
Speaker 2:Big ass way. Speaking of baby pictures, so have you ever had?
Speaker 1:No, you can't say. Don't do it.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, say what you're going to say.
Speaker 1:Because I was about to murder.
Speaker 2:Do you believe that all babies are cute?
Speaker 1:No, I don't you know what. You know what I learned that being nice with baby pictures. I used to do that too, like when I see baby pictures I'm like oh you know, but the disdain on my face wouldn't go away. So they know I was lying.
Speaker 2:I just, oh you look just like your dad With a grimace. I seen some bad ones. I was lying, so I just I just oh you look just like your dad, with a grimace.
Speaker 1:I seen some bad ones.
Speaker 2:I'm like I seen some old ass looking babies Like they look like they are.
Speaker 3:You know what they look like when they get older.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they look like a Negro, spiritual, like it was.
Speaker 1:How do you look like a Negro spiritual? This is crazy.
Speaker 2:Because every time I look at the picture, all he hears is Wade in the water.
Speaker 4:Wade in the water, children. We're not doing this.
Speaker 3:We are not doing this. God's going to trouble some water.
Speaker 2:Wah, mama, god's gonna trouble some water. Wah, mama, so nope. What's the hardest thing you ever had to admit to yourself?
Speaker 3:that I'm fucking crazy, oh yeah that's real mister um that.
Speaker 1:I was a narcissist.
Speaker 3:Or you do have narcissistic qualities, because narcissists are not. I was going to say Narcissist qualities.
Speaker 1:Okay yeah, I was told I had the qualities of a narcissist.
Speaker 2:I was going to say I don't truly believe that narcissists realize they're a narcissist.
Speaker 1:I was told that for a long time, when the person used to tell me that I had those qualities, I never. I didn't understand. First of all, I didn't understand what the fuck a narcissist was. I didn't even understand.
Speaker 2:You thought they put it in cigarettes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I thought yeah, I thought you needed a nicotine patch for it. I could just put a patch on it and be like the narcissist is gone Where'd you put the patch On my butt cheek, the upper, cheek, the upper, cheek, the upper, cheek. Yeah, no, but no, for real, like that's. I was told that to a point where I tried to address it, to kind of take more of accountability of what the things that I do. So that, yeah, that would be probably the biggest, okay, nice yeah wow, that's a big revelation yeah
Speaker 3:okay, then whoop, whoop yeah you still trying to figure it out figure out what the question.
Speaker 2:Oh, the question, yo that's crazy he's like well bitch the hardest thing that I have to admit to myself? Hmm, probably that. See, I can't even get anything out.
Speaker 1:Oh, negro Spirituals. My bad, let's go. My bad, let's go.
Speaker 3:My bad, you were so late and delayed.
Speaker 2:And then you got somebody Baptist I know, this is what they think, nidro.
Speaker 3:See, that's the Lord telling you to cut it out, go ahead.
Speaker 2:Probably that I was more intelligent than most of the people around me. Welcome, narcissist. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 4:Yo, not doing it.
Speaker 2:I can't no, but I really just realized that most people aren't that bright, and it's really disheartening like it is yeah, it is I believe you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's true and it's just like you survived, like you really made it all this time, and the crazy part is, like, when you deal with a lot of people, is when you start to realize that motherfuckers is stupid. Yes, like, what, like, why would you? Okay, that's just crazy. That's crazy, since we in the um the sir no, we're past that. I just had to fight it and he bought the African version. I'm like.
Speaker 1:Imagine a baby looking like this.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, that's what he used to run home to Like music used to play.
Speaker 3:He was running like OJ and Roots. Rest in peace. Oj and Roots Recipes OJ, maybe. Since we're in the land of questions, I like this Might as well. Just keep going. If someone followed you around for a week would they believe you're serious about your goals? I'm going to just go ahead and say absolutely not for real. That's honest. I'm going to just go ahead and say absolutely not for real, that's honest.
Speaker 3:No, I'm being serious. Like dead ass, like mm-mm, they be like bitch. You don't do shit. You come home, cook, get your ass in the bed, fall asleep.
Speaker 1:Yo, that's it. When I have an idea of something that I want to do and they come around and and follow me through that, oh they, then you're good, they're definitely gonna see but when it's them days you be like you can't come over today yeah, you know, but I'm very like, I'm very like like a go-getter. When I, when I, when I have an idea and I think it would work and I believe in that idea, then I'm going to try to make that shit a reality.
Speaker 2:And then your caregiver turns the TV off and puts you to bed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he wipes me down too, not a wipe down, oh, just in case you know the incontinence.
Speaker 2:Okay, and they got a little peach cobbler. What did he say? Peach cobbler, peaches and cream.
Speaker 3:He just said peach cobbler.
Speaker 1:It's made even more delicious.
Speaker 2:I would never eat a bunch of yeast.
Speaker 3:Oh no, oh shit.
Speaker 2:All that dough, all that dough at the back door. Delicious, why you sound like Candy Crush.
Speaker 1:I know right, you. What about you?
Speaker 2:What was the question?
Speaker 3:If someone followed you around for a week, would they believe you're serious about your goals?
Speaker 2:I would say maybe 50% of the time.
Speaker 3:That's because he's going to be like bitch. Why are you following me? Go home.
Speaker 2:Because it depends on which goals they're paying attention to. Because I do so. I would say you got daily goals. No, well, actually, yes, yeah, so get up out the fucking bed and go to work. I would say I do. A lot of my daily goals is to every day try to complete another chapter in my book.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, okay, that's good. They say you should read at least a chapter a day or something like that. Relationship books oh, writing a book. I still can't wait to that new book.
Speaker 2:I'm coming. That's the title.
Speaker 3:I didn't even look over there, hey yo.
Speaker 1:You keep, you keep telling me this.
Speaker 3:Telling me that he over there like I can't say nothing Cause of karma.
Speaker 4:Yo.
Speaker 3:You might as well just Let them bullets fly, no.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I'm gonna be fair.
Speaker 3:Who does that?
Speaker 1:What if they followed you For relationship goals For relationship goals.
Speaker 3:I think I'd be alright If they follow me For relationship goals and see what the'd be all right if they follow me for relationship goals. And see what the fuck I do at home all the time.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I don't want to be anybody's relationship goals, to be honest.
Speaker 3:Nobody should have somebody as their relationship goal, because relationship goals.
Speaker 2:Because now you're North Korean. What? Where did this come from, kim Jong-un? You just out here, kim Jong-un.
Speaker 3:Hey yo, oh my God, I just laid it by. Yeah, what I was trying to say was nobody should follow anybody for relationship goals, because everybody is not the same yeah, I feel like every relationship is different so it needs to be what you make of your relationship.
Speaker 2:don't try to model some like of course there are things that you can, you know, take right from you know people in order to but even that's kind of limited, because what you may like in a relationship I might not like.
Speaker 3:I'm really fucking up talking.
Speaker 2:You are stuttering between borders right now.
Speaker 1:Y'all for real, what's the borders? And they're not even close to each other.
Speaker 3:Korea and what? What's the?
Speaker 2:other one, why not?
Speaker 1:Shit like Australia and they're not even close to each other.
Speaker 2:Korea and what what's the other one, they're not.
Speaker 1:Shit like Australia. Those are close.
Speaker 2:She's somewhere in between Taiwan and Madagascar.
Speaker 3:I'm in Nairobi, nairobi.
Speaker 2:So did you see the story about Jay-Z?
Speaker 1:Yes, he is suing the person alleged. Who?
Speaker 2:said that, that he E-parred them. Yeah, yeah, so I like it. So he's filed a lawsuit against the woman who accused him of sexual assault last year, claiming that she's now admitted that her allegations were completely made up. So this comes right after this supposed Jane Doe had dropped her lawsuit against him Without any explanation. But he is not letting her get away with it. You shouldn't.
Speaker 3:And.
Speaker 2:Hey yo, oh yo.
Speaker 3:That just came out of nowhere.
Speaker 2:Hey, yo oh yo. That just came out of nowhere, hey yo.
Speaker 1:The fuck is on your phone right now, oh my.
Speaker 2:God, I swiped up To wipe her nose, to wipe it, that's crazy, either Jay-Z or the woman.
Speaker 3:Get out of here. It was her that probably was her Get out of here, or the woman Get out of here, that probably was her Get out of here.
Speaker 1:I think it's good that, even though there's like I think there's a deeper story here.
Speaker 3:So can I be a conspiracy theorist? Because I feel like she came out with her alleged thing and then all of a sudden she redacts it out of nowhere for no apparent reason, and now he's coming out with a lawsuit. Y'all don't find that weird. And not saying that, what's your theory? So my theory is somebody was like bitch redact that shit, or else. Yeah, retract that shit, or else Somebody forced her to do it. You think Could be a possibility.
Speaker 2:That's all I'm saying like going forward with her, potentially from his side. Yes, so say that was the case. Why would he sue?
Speaker 1:yeah, you cover our bases it would be a smart move but, like I said, I think there's something deeper there. But on surface value it's good to not. Celebrities always get the bad end of the stick all the time because they're put on this type of pedestal that they should be morally right no, so the lawsuit is warranted.
Speaker 1:Yes, so like, if you come after me and then all of a sudden drop your suit, then it just makes sense to like nah bitch, you ain't gonna get away with it. But underlining things, there might be so many different levels of truth under this. Where it could be, some of his people may allegedly be telling her to do this shit.
Speaker 3:Or it could just be somebody who wanted a little bit of clout to say, hey, this happened.
Speaker 1:This either could be the truth or this could either be an intimidation type of thing.
Speaker 2:I don't ever want to take away from a potential victim. But I also can't stand when people jump on a certain train.
Speaker 3:When they don't know all the information correct because that can really damage somebody's career.
Speaker 1:And there's kasha k definitely learned that with cardi b, with cardi b but it seemed to like happen, just like for that five minutes, ten minutes of fame, and it's like why try to attack somebody's character who've like you? You don't understand. Like take us for, for example. Right, we've come from humble beginnings, we're doing this podcast just For yourself. Nene From privilege. Yeah, I got to start those are that. So we started this podcast as just honest people. With that stretch Saying our just speaking our thoughts, Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Did he say honest people?
Speaker 1:Yes, Well, yeah, you know that goes to say but just the shit that we're doing, we're just making light of bad situations.
Speaker 3:It's basically our opinions, yeah.
Speaker 1:So at some point, maybe we'll get to a point where we'll make that kind of stardom and we get attacked, and then we start getting attacked, where we make that kind of stardom, right, and we get attacked, and then we start getting attacked. It's like yo, we never, we never lived in a, in a, in a place where it was, we would do these types of things, so why would you attack me this way?
Speaker 3:So in that case, yeah, I'm a bitch, I'm going to fucking sue you back, right, absolutely level of look, make an example out of you like, don't be coming with these false accusations now you about to lose everything because i'ma sue your ass.
Speaker 1:No, you're not going to take away all my, all of our hard work just because you wanted a little coin right or you felt whatever for that day.
Speaker 3:So it's.
Speaker 1:It's hard. It's hard for the celebrity person to, because sometimes when they read, when they respond like this, it's like oh, now you got something to hide. Like no, I've worked hard to get here and I ain't gonna just let it go just because somebody said I did something.
Speaker 1:That's not true right I'm saying like it's just, it's fucked up on the celebrity part, like on a jay-z part, but like, which side is he on? And why can't people just be like maybe he's just trying to protect what he's created over the years, but a lot of people might not even look at it like that and also a lot of these celebrities.
Speaker 2:They have families, they have children and they're affected by this stuff too. They have to.
Speaker 3:They're in the public eye and they also have to see what their parent is being dragged through on a public and it never goes away when it's social media, because no matter when they get older years down the line, you become a meme Right.
Speaker 1:That shit comes back up. What makes it unfortunate is that you have celebrities like a Diddy who's on film doing all these outrageous and outlandish things to make people. Look at. What did he do to you? Well, he beat me in an elevator Wow, with a broom, not with a broom and a Beijing stick.
Speaker 3:Oh, where'd he put the stick?
Speaker 1:I don't like to talk about it. That was all jokes. He didn't do shit to me, I don't know, did he? But it's shit like that. It's shit like that that gets it fucked up for any other celebrity, because now people sit back and like, well shit, look at all of y'all motherfuckers might be doing the same thing. Right, right, just trying to cover your ass. No, sometimes it's just the fact that I'm trying to protect what I built, absolutely, absolutely.
Speaker 3:Anyway what's next absolutely anyway. What's next? So, um, a woman is going viral for what she found at her grandma's house. The fuck did she find? She found a card for Dr Dan. Dr Dan is an expert in fancy fucking. Wait, wait a minute evenings by appointment.
Speaker 1:Only Rain and fancy, fuck it. Wait, wait a minute.
Speaker 3:Evenings by appointment only.
Speaker 1:I'm lost a little bit.
Speaker 3:It's a card for Dr Dan.
Speaker 1:It's a business card.
Speaker 3:It is a business card for Dr Dan. No, he said he cuts the rates to party of six or more. Satisfaction with one hand on.
Speaker 1:One hand on what.
Speaker 3:Virgins treated gently, spinsters satisfied, holy shit. Extra attention given to neglected married women. You want to hear his specials, his price list.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Plain insertion is $20. Okay With caion is $20. Okay With caresses is $27. Inverted positions $22.50. Dog fashion $22.50. Dog fashion With barking and yelping $25. Extra oh shit, womb stretch. I want to know what a womb stretch is. You know damn well what it is. I have an idea. Yeah, extra oh shit, warm stretch. I wanna know what a warm stretch is. You know damn well.
Speaker 2:I have an idea.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know damn well, that's crazy $39.25.
Speaker 2:I mean, he's reasonably priced.
Speaker 3:He is like yo, really, really, it gets better. Tongue bath $50 a muff dive $100. Time limits Per hour. $37.50 All night for 12 hours. $1.50 Extra attention Titty chewing. $1.15 added on French kissing the mouth. $2.15 added on French kissing the mouth. $2.75 For the coochie Sea muff dive French tickler $3.25 Finger diddle $9.50. Vaseline if needed $1.25.
Speaker 1:Here's the problem with this whole thing. His name is what? Dr Dan, it's not doctor. Spell doctor D-O-C-T-O-R. How did he spell doctor?
Speaker 3:D-O-C-T-E-R.
Speaker 1:First of all, it's not doctor, so yeah, so that's a problem right there.
Speaker 3:Okay, I guess nobody. Grandma didn't care about the formalities, bruh.
Speaker 2:Maybe you can use GPT.
Speaker 1:This had to be back in 1960s.
Speaker 3:That's not what them prices. I was like, is this pre-COVID prices?
Speaker 1:That's a dingy-ass card for one.
Speaker 3:Grandma had it. You know, it expired, so Grandma was getting her shit blown back.
Speaker 2:She getting loose. She was getting her titties nibbled off. That's crazy and womb stretched.
Speaker 1:Now it sounds like some shit I'd do.
Speaker 2:Get your titties nibbled on.
Speaker 1:No, Like I have a business card like that.
Speaker 3:Oh, I thought you were about to say you get your womb stretched.
Speaker 2:Well, I believe that.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:No, no, no.
Speaker 2:All them kids even left on the floor.
Speaker 4:I feel like.
Speaker 1:Hey yo, no, I feel like I used to have applications, so having like a card like that To stretch your wombs. I had sex applications for females. I had them fill out applications. I think you mentioned that we talked about this before. Oh yeah, and that's how I would know what they would like.
Speaker 3:So the crazy part is these bitches was really filling them shits out, yeah it was like, yeah, and how much did you charge for each service?
Speaker 1:uh, no, I would have to hire them. That's them giving me consent oh, okay so, and then I pleasure them why did you say it? That was so weird yeah, I would be a dr dan but you would be d-o-c-t. You are a doctor, yeah doctor, I didn't think to charge. I probably got paid too. Yeah, I probably got paid. Wow, I could probably still do that shit.
Speaker 2:There's somebody out there willing to pay for that?
Speaker 1:I've been told I'm a good cuddler, really.
Speaker 2:Like a good big spoon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, especially when you're lonely or some shit. Why you had to say lonely like that Because it's happened before, like I've had females come over just when they were sad or got and they would just cuddle with me because that's what they wanted to do and I was like all right. Okay, this is like I was like 20, 20, 21.
Speaker 3:It's like right after high school that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wow, that's weird.
Speaker 3:Okay, whatever works, I didn't think anything about it, but I'm just trying to be a good friend you should have been charging for cuddles I know I should have right, you probably would have made out of, came off, you probably would have made hella bank, but yeah, I wasn't.
Speaker 1:I wasn't business savvy back then. I thought I was getting the butt and I was just like fuck it oh my.
Speaker 3:God, yeah, that sounds so funny getting the butt.
Speaker 1:But I was just like, I'm just here, this ain't happening.
Speaker 2:Be nice. So there's a research team. That was wild. Yeah, I'm going to move right by that. There's a research team led by Dr Evelyn Carter. They designed microscopic robots that can flow like water to navigate tight spaces and then harden into a solid, stronger um than steel. Uh, terminator? Yes, yeah, it sounds very much like um terminator and they pretty much is. Is like that. It melts at low temperatures, but it remains conductive and strong when it's solid and it can adapt to their surroundings. I am so childish.
Speaker 1:They said they can use it to repair electronics seal wounds and they're going to make a sex toy out of it. I guarantee it.
Speaker 2:Self-assembling structures.
Speaker 1:I guarantee they're going to make a sex toy out of it.
Speaker 3:It's still in early testing, but If they make a sex toy out of it, I'm buying.
Speaker 1:I guarantee they will make a sex toy out of it.
Speaker 2:Really Would you buy one?
Speaker 3:I would Like, if it's going to give me an experience that I ain't never had before.
Speaker 1:You get it why it's soft, and then, when it's hard, it's crazy why it's soft, and then, when it's hard, it's crazy.
Speaker 3:Like people like dick activate.
Speaker 1:What the fuck. Make sure that shit don't break inside of you. Now you got Terminator 2 pussy in there.
Speaker 3:Well, fuck around and regenerate some shit Like you never know. Like what the fuck Like? Why'd you give me that back?
Speaker 2:John Connor head pop out. Yeah, for real.
Speaker 1:Hasta la vista, baby Did you say Anyway, yeah, I think that's cool. You know I'm all for like moving technology forward. Imagine that in a flying car boy you can get away with murder. You just pow and that shit just melt. You don't find a murder weapon, you just fly off with your car.
Speaker 2:Get out of here.
Speaker 3:Get out of here.
Speaker 1:Yo, where's the murder weapon? I don't know. It's a pool of whatever the fuck that is. I mean yeah, then when they leave Go get it, Solidify it yeah get it Not that yeah, you would go home, bust yourself down Like nobody knows. This is a murder weapon. Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Penis. What that's wild. What that's wild yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm just Shut the fuck up. Your thought process Is crazy.
Speaker 2:And that's why his DNA Is all over.
Speaker 3:Everybody's murder weapon. I fucking believe it Yo.
Speaker 2:Crazy. Wow, that's fucking hilarious. Did you see the Alaska Airlines flight attendant who lost her job Because her video went viral of her twerking on the plane?
Speaker 1:Why can't people twerk anymore? What the fuck is wrong with you? Let us twerk.
Speaker 2:So she had only been working for the airline for six months, so the bitch was still in her probation, basically.
Speaker 1:Six months is when you get off the program, I know.
Speaker 2:She was twerking in celebration of the end of her probation. I'm not celebrating. I'm not twerking.
Speaker 1:Did she have to twerk?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:But corporate wasn't feeling it. They told her that she violated their social media policy and they let her go. They fired her for that and she said I just didn't think that my video and my post and the way I was dancing would be deemed as inappropriate. It wasn't. I don't think it was. I would say it was.
Speaker 3:You're in because you're on your job.
Speaker 2:You're on your job in a professional setting, but how she was dancing wasn't that I wouldn't call that twerking.
Speaker 1:Her leg was up on the guy she was up there for like two seconds. Yeah like she had a little something to shake back there, so I can see why, like, but there was no passenger on the plane?
Speaker 2:No, but it was posted. They said they violated their social media policy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can see that. Well, yeah, there you go, right, yeah, well, there you go, six months in. You probably don't know that.
Speaker 2:So when you work for certain companies, you have to understand that there's certain things you can't do, especially when you are on the job Like federal regulated.
Speaker 3:She's going to have her uniform on.
Speaker 2:Like you're when you have like.
Speaker 3:You're advertising your business, yeah.
Speaker 2:Like so you're still representing the company at that time. So take your fucking clothes off. Like why are you? Take it off? Oh, so take your fucking clothes off, take it off. Oh God. Why are you sitting here in your stop and shop name tag?
Speaker 3:Right, it's clock out and do that shit after.
Speaker 1:Well, she probably get a job at some. Nah, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2:Don't do that. Do that on your own plane.
Speaker 3:Yeah, word Soul plane Shit.
Speaker 1:Obviously she can dance.
Speaker 3:She would have got away with it if her spirit went to fire A breeze.
Speaker 1:For real. Thank you for bringing all these passages.
Speaker 3:Everybody coming to fly her airline, come on.
Speaker 2:It was Bree's airline.
Speaker 3:We're the twerking flight attendant. We ready. Yikes like come on, it was breezy yo we're the twerking flight attendant.
Speaker 2:We ready, mister. I thought this was funny, um, because as soon as I read this story, it it reminded me of you, oh shit. So daryl clemens, this missouri father, 45 years old, was convicted of shooting 34-year-old Shaquille Lattimore, who was a volunteer youth football coach, because he was dissatisfied with the amount of playing time that his son received, and the incident occurred in St Louis, where he shot the coach five times in the back as the children were all there it was just nine and ten were playing Traumatized them, damn kids, dog. Is it ever really that serious?
Speaker 1:No, it's not, it's not.
Speaker 3:I mean, the most you want to do is punch the coach.
Speaker 1:Dog. Yeah, I mean you want to, but, dog, if he was riding the bench he probably wasn't that good. Because if he was that good and he's riding the bench, take him off the team and bring him somewhere else. Yeah, so he can shine, but it doesn't require you shooting somebody in the no, it never does especially in the back. That's a coward move. Yeah, I think that's wild. And then in front of the kids, in front, of the kids In front of the kids.
Speaker 1:So he wasn't that good to begin with, because if he was, he would have been started.
Speaker 3:And that's probably what upset his son of 18.
Speaker 2:That's probably what upset him the most. Was that he?
Speaker 3:realized his son wasn't that?
Speaker 2:good and he couldn't shoot his kid Right.
Speaker 1:Exactly. I'm going home. See, my gripe is I know how good my son is. Everybody knows how good my son is. Everybody knows how good my son is. The coaches know how good my son is. The problem was they had him in the wrong position, doing the wrong shit for so many fucking seasons. So he followed in your steps. So the wrong position type of shit is your thing, I don't know. So he still got buckets in the wrong position, yeah so so when they moved him into the correct positions, he even. He got better. Okay, but he was always starting, even, even still like even as a freshman or sophomore, he was starting as a fucking varsity. So my gripe was y'all playing him wrong. I didn't need to shoot you for that, but you're going to hear from me. His son probably sucked.
Speaker 3:He was still like just shoot us. He just wanted to shoot somebody Because it's just that's stupid. Now you in jail, your son still suck. And now what?
Speaker 1:Now he ain't got a daddy growing up as a parent of an athlete. You want, you want your son, you want your child to to you know, play and express his skill set, but you have to know that he's ready for the moment.
Speaker 3:So if or take him and give him some extra training that's what I was gonna get to.
Speaker 1:I was like yo. If that's the case, the first thought is like let me get him to either another team that can utilize his skill set or let me get him some training.
Speaker 3:Yeah because now your son gonna grow up thinking it's okay that if you don't get your way you're gonna start shooting.
Speaker 2:And that's the thing, because I think a lot of times the message to a lot of these kids is is never relayed, that not everybody can win, not everybody can be the right, so you got to know how to also take a loss. Yes, you know, because not everybody can win, not everybody can be the right, so you got to know how to also take a loss yes you know, because not everybody needs to get a participation trophy.
Speaker 1:Thank you man, let me tell you, uh, this is, this is a sore topic because my, my son, just lost his last game of the season. Uh, they, they was in the championship or the tournament to get to the championship and they had like three games left, um, but they had to get past this last team and they lost. They ended up losing, um, and there was a whole bunch of shit that was out of his hands. Um, first off, they, you know, they lost their main point guard, who kind of imploded but like, really, yeah, it was kind of sad to see because he was like the main reason, one of the main reasons why they got as far as they got, because he's a true point guard.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:But on top of that again they had like passing issues. Like these teams don't like to pass. It's like a lot of selfish ball playing. So my son only touched the ball four times, but he was wide open all night. You know what I'm saying. So when they lost everybody in there, it's devastating. They're all seniors, they're leaving. This is the last chance to kind of get their chips. So everybody's crying, bawling and he just walked out with the stone cold face.
Speaker 1:It's just like I'm ready to go yeah so we get, we go out to eat and I'm I'm like usually I give him like 10, 5 to ten minutes in the car to get whatever kind of frustrations he has out before we go in the house. Like, just don't carry that with you. He's like, yeah, I'm fine, I was like you sure. He's like I was open all night, that's all he said. I was open all night, so this loss ain't on me. And I was like you know what? All right, let's go. So you know he took it with a grain of salt because he had, you know, when he did make an impact in the game, they didn't go back to him. You see what I'm saying, right? So you know he got a rip through, two dribbled and then dunked it. Two hands Bang, you know, changed the momentum of the game Like we down two now at this point.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean, and that's the thing. I don't think there's enough sportsmanship talk anymore.
Speaker 3:They don't teach that at all.
Speaker 2:You guys are a team. Everybody just wants to be the star.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Exactly Yep.
Speaker 1:And it takes away from team ball no-transcript team ball altogether, which in all actuality.
Speaker 3:These scouts really pay attention to how you play as a team member like as a team. So y'all doing all this fucking bells and whistles and shit. He watching the kid in the back who's doing all the fundamentals of the actual sport.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it didn't. It didn't it? There was no detriment to my son going to play college. They call and say you know, we like we love the way you play, we know we love how you play defense, the way you block. You know he got like to do the whole season he had to have like 500 blocks. You know, I'm saying, I'm saying like it's the intangible stuff that people don't pay attention to they was meant to and it's like yeah, we want you to work out with us, let's make this work.
Speaker 1:So, it didn't stop anything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this was excessive. Do better, Daryl.
Speaker 1:Yeah, do better.
Speaker 2:Now your son don't got a daddy or a coach.
Speaker 1:Right, or a a game. Yeah, now you can't learn how to play I?
Speaker 3:guess we're at your favorite part now. Oh, yes.
Speaker 4:You flow, I am All right.
Speaker 1:I like these, these, uh All right, gem number one. I thought this was hilarious. I don't remember the last time I've been to a barber, but this shit is fucking hilarious. It says Bald niggas, be at the barbershop, wasting everyone's time. That's the realest shit I've ever seen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but they be getting shaved and stuff. You could do that shit at home.
Speaker 1:What do you need a professional barber for? To get your bald head shaved? You got all kinds of they do.
Speaker 3:Some of them have beards and stuff. Why they can't get that shaped up?
Speaker 1:You want to have a shape of a beard, some people don't.
Speaker 2:So I'm going to be quite honest with you. I refused to touch my face for a very long time and I only went to the barber to get my face done because I didn't want to like Get razor bumps and fuck your shit up. Well, not razor bumps, because I'm not nasty, but but yeah, I didn't want to like cut too much off here or do something there, and it was like because I don't know what the hell I'm doing. You know, when you're trying to do something in the mirror, it's like reversed.
Speaker 4:You don't know, you know, you don't know what you're doing with your face.
Speaker 1:I don't normally do my face. That is that is. That is accurate. That's fucking good. Oh, no, like, nah, I cut my own fucking hair. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. Or my wife would cut my hair Because she's like your face or your ass I manscaped. So yeah, okay, I do that too. Oh, my God, I was actually thinking about getting waxed, really. Yeah, I'm actually thinking about it.
Speaker 2:Okay, you going to wear a bikini in the summer.
Speaker 1:No, I mean, if I do that, there's going to be a lot of problems. I always tell everybody to get a wax my wife is going to have some problems if you wear a bikini she might have to beat them all, and then the people, and then the women ba-dum-boom, that's hilarious.
Speaker 2:So yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 1:Hey yo, that's hilarious. So yeah, that's the one this question is. I found this and I thought about y'all and I can't wait to hear what y'all say. Gem number two I don't care how mad I am at the man, I ain't mad at the dick.
Speaker 2:Y'all are two different people. I don't know any men. I ain't mad at the dick, y'all two different people.
Speaker 3:I don't know any men.
Speaker 2:I only know dicks. Hey, yo, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3:Hey, yo I don't know, it depends.
Speaker 2:It would have to depend, depend on what.
Speaker 3:What you did to make me Mad. Yeah, Like what? What it is?
Speaker 1:Like Nothing the dick can't fix, all right then.
Speaker 3:It has. No, it's like no, it has to. I agree.
Speaker 2:It has to.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It depends on the situation.
Speaker 3:Like I'm not fucking you murder my mother. That's crazy, oh my, that's crazy. Oh my Yo, why are?
Speaker 1:you going straight to murdering him? I'm just saying, like Jesus Christ, north Korea, oh yeah, for real Behead that bitch.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying like when you think about it, because that could be something that could happen.
Speaker 1:That's why you mad.
Speaker 3:Like you know, I'm not about to fuck you. You mentioned my mother. That's crazy. Yeah, that's wild. My mother's right there. Your dick is out. Oh, my, you be okay, baby. That's crazy. Give me help if you in that situation. That's wild.
Speaker 1:Which leads me to my third one, which is I giggle before I go crazy. Got to start my engines.
Speaker 3:Yep, absolutely. If I laugh and then go quiet, it's a problem.
Speaker 1:Do you giggle before you?
Speaker 2:black out. No, no, I can't say that I do, I.
Speaker 3:I get quiet because I'm processing, okay, um, and then I probably start crying before you black out yeah, it used to be crying for me, now a bitch laughing because it's just like okay, you're gonna keep playing because I'm always giggling, so I I there's no separation.
Speaker 1:You can't, yeah, yeah, um, that's how I dealt with like people who wanted to take it to the next level with me. It's like right before fighting. I'm laughing because I can't wait for the smoke. What was your laugh like? Mwahaha, nah, nah, nah. It's just one of those. His laugh is like ee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-. Sometimes it's not even that, it's just like a sinister, like type of grin, like I am nervous and fart. No, I don't fart. Yo shut up too much. Peaches and cream no, um no I excuse yourself no, I, I started laughing's crazy.
Speaker 3:You know what's funny or a sinister grin In all actuality, I will laugh, not like a crazy, like how I normally laugh. I'll have a sinister laugh. But if I start breathing heavy, yeah, you dying. Nah, we got a problem, because that breathing heavy is me holding back the rage that you just incited inside me. So, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, that was a good one.
Speaker 3:All right, that's my gems. Yeah, oh.
Speaker 4:Hello, hello.
Speaker 1:All right, anything else for tonight?
Speaker 4:Anything else.
Speaker 1:We Anything else, we got anything else. Well, that's it.
Speaker 2:It's just happy hour, happy hour time, just wrap it up, have your pet spayed or neutered?
Speaker 1:All right. Thank you for joining us for this episode. We love y'all. All plus ones Fan mail listening questions. We ain't had none of those, did we no? All right, hey, we ones fan mail listening questions. We ain't had none of those, did we no? Alright, hey, we looking forward to hear from y'all Later.
Speaker 4:Send them in Love you guys. Later Hit me on the first sight. This was something special. This was just like dynamite Honey got a booty like Pow pow, pow. Honey got some boobies like Wow, oh, wow, girl, you know I'm loving your, loving your style, check, check, check, check, check, checking you.
