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Episode 074: Dawn of The DoorDashians

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Family dynamics can be a battlefield of unspoken feelings, passive-aggressive hints, and communication breakdown. This week, we dive deep into the emotional minefield of navigating family relationships when you're caught in the middle of other people's drama. One host opens up about planning his father's funeral while dealing with siblings who communicate in cryptic hints rather than direct conversation, creating a psychological burden that's becoming unbearable.

We explore the crucial question: when do you prioritize your mental health over keeping family peace? Our candid discussion reveals the power of honest communication, even when it strains relationships, and why sometimes setting boundaries with family is an act of self-preservation rather than abandonment.

The conversation takes an unexpected scientific turn as we dive into the phenomenon of "dessert stomach" – that mysterious ability to feel stuffed after dinner yet somehow find room for something sweet. This isn't just lack of willpower; it's your brain playing tricks with dopamine and sensory-specific satiety.

From wild headlines about a 76-year-old Ethiopian woman giving birth to her first child to Florida's strangest shoplifting duo (nicknamed "Mrs. Dookie and Mr. Clean"), we bring our signature humor to stories that highlight the bizarre nature of human behavior. We also tackle serious topics like wrongful conviction, financial betrayal, and the ethics of loaning money to family and friends.

Whether you're struggling with family drama, curious about why you can always make room for dessert, or just need some honest conversation with a side of laughter, this episode delivers the perfect blend of thoughtful discussion and entertainment. Join us at the Table – where nothing is off-limits and everyone gets a seat (as long as you can handle the truth).

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Speaker 2:

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Speaker 3:

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Speaker 2:

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Speaker 1:

Oh, it is so good to be back. This is the type of mood I'm in, so we're just going to vibe. Everybody sing it, if you know it.

Speaker 4:

They can't keep up with the background. Always keep a smile when they want me to frown. Table for three is back in the building. They will never ever take my crown. Yes, table for three is back in the building. Yes, yes, yes, yes, let's go.

Speaker 1:

Ladies and gentlemen, table for Three is in the building again, we thank you for listening to us not canceling us enjoying the day, with us driving to work, driving to school, driving home driving to your appointment.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I'm missing you.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, yeah, this is the mood I'm in, y'all. It's really been a week.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, why does it have?

Speaker 4:

to be this way. Can't tell you, though. Can't tell you to say Just one of those days. Just one of those days.

Speaker 1:

Just one of those days, y'all.

Speaker 2:

Good morning.

Speaker 1:

Hello, hello everyone. Thank you for joining us again. We do appreciate every time you lock in with us every week.

Speaker 3:

thank you, thank you thank you for being a friend yes.

Speaker 2:

Christina Aguilera, everybody, I do it.

Speaker 1:

I do it. Nene Sean, how was your week or weekend?

Speaker 3:

Weekend's great.

Speaker 1:

Weekend's great, it was a week. It was a week, okay weekend.

Speaker 2:

My week actually was pretty smooth. That's good. Yeah, my coworker that drives me crazy was not there for like three of the days. Can't be that. It's good. Yeah, my co-worker that drives me crazy was not there. Not there for like three of the days, so can't be, sad it was a pretty three out of five is good. Yeah, it was a pretty nice week. I wish Mine was there. It was relaxing. I was actually able to work and like get work done. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's always a positive. We get some shit done and feel accomplished by the end of the week. Mm-hmm, this was my short week.

Speaker 3:

Early Monday I feel like you said that last week. I know, well, I probably did. Yeah, I thought so. Yeah, you said that last week. You had a holiday last week.

Speaker 2:

No, okay, no, he's trying to add a holiday Every week.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I had a holiday every week. My Friday I had off. I actually enjoyed my Friday.

Speaker 3:

It's the month of March. March don't got no goddamn holidays.

Speaker 1:

I know Word St Patrick's Day? No, who was that for? No.

Speaker 3:

Patrick, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I spent some time with my mom this weekend, got some errands done, nice, and congratulations to. We went to a baby shower. What's her name? What's her name? Nene? You know her name I said it earlier. It was like Nate, linaya, linaya. Yes, congratulations to Nelai, I am so sorry. Baby shower, I went there, we went to. Oh, my son and I went to see his college team play in an NCAA tournament champion Well, yeah, tournament. They made it to the Sweet 16, and unfortunately, they lost when we showed up. I don't know if that's a sign.

Speaker 1:

Because they was busting ass before we went to a game. We go to the game. Hey, listen, the team colors is like blue and like gold. I came in wearing red, like the whole stadium was like blue and gold. It was just looking at me weird and I'm like, oh so I don't know if I jinxed it, but they lost by 30. Look what you did. So hope they don't hold that against them.

Speaker 1:

I end up texting the coaches like hey, you know, congratulations. I didn't want to like highlight the loss, so I was just like congratulations on your season and making it to the Sweet 16. Looking forward to work with you. And he was like all right, cool, you know. So, other than that, he was like thank you so much, thank you.

Speaker 3:

I was about to.

Speaker 4:

I got to bat myself.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, yeah, other than that, it's been, it's been cool. I almost Stressed myself out, but that's a story For another day.

Speaker 3:

Welcome everybody. It's another day. What happened?

Speaker 1:

You know what the name Between Getting this funeral stuff Situated For my father. My birthday's coming up next week.

Speaker 3:

Oh, hatsy birthday.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's crazy because right after my birthday I got to go to a funeral. So it's weird what I mean. They didn't want to find another day to do the funeral, so they wanted to push it as far away from the day of death, so they dropped it right after my birthday the funeral so they wanted to push it as far away from the day of death, so they dropped it right after my birthday. He's like alright, whatever.

Speaker 3:

Really. So your dad just said no, nice, pretty. What is the question?

Speaker 2:

He underneath a banquet box, a banquet pot pie box. Hey, yo, that's yo.

Speaker 1:

Yo, they got some hot pockets on top of them. Get out of here. Oh Yo, he passed on February 2nd and his funeral was the 26th, that's crazy. But every week we try to put it as somebody's birthday, so it was like they didn't want to have it next to their birthday. So it was like, alright, well, that's a further.

Speaker 3:

So they said fuck you and put it as yours.

Speaker 1:

Like right after mine, that's crazy.

Speaker 2:

It was like push it out to the summer cookout.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like Jesus Christ. Then they called me Veterans.

Speaker 3:

Day. Let's do it on Veterans Day.

Speaker 1:

I've never been to an actual funeral before. I don't know how these things work. So question is I don't know what the fuck to do. I was just like you'll figure it out. Um, that's crazy. And then, and then there's, then there's, then there's my mom and my brother and my sister. It's just internal drama there and I feel like they're putting me smack dab in the middle of that and I don't, I don't, I don't really know what to do. So I'm stressed, I'm stressed.

Speaker 4:

I'm stressed, say you're Switzerland.

Speaker 1:

I know I should, but then I should just Let me ask y'all a question what so with your siblings, right do you? I ain't got none Knowing that they're siblings? There's some days that I sometimes would like I sit and listen, because I feel like that's just what they need from me is to just listen while they're providing whatever they have to provide. Then there's a part of me that I want to just tell them the fucking truth about what they're telling me.

Speaker 1:

But I feel like once I do that it kind of it puts a strain on the relationship because you win some, you lose them. So it's like, oh my god, I want to be like motherfucker. These, this is, this is your fault like this is the shit that people you know, I mean just kind of be straight up real with them but I. But then you know how fickle their, their emotions are and how I don't know if they can take that type of information without having to turn and feel like I'm getting at them. You understand what I'm saying like I'm just trying to.

Speaker 1:

If you try to be 100 with them and but you feel like they're not going to take that information as a way of help or advice, they're going to take it negatively, as if we're judging them, so then you don't take that avenue and then there's just a bunch of stuff that you know is bullshit, but you just be like mm-hmm, okay, yeah but then they don't grow yeah, they're all older than me don't matter so I say be honest how do you handle?

Speaker 1:

just be honest. I say be honest, like, at the end of the day, you're fucking yourself up, yeah, but I've been honest with my mother and we haven't talked for a year and a half parents.

Speaker 2:

Parents is different, but you, so you're either going to enable them forever.

Speaker 3:

And keep dealing with the same thing.

Speaker 2:

Or you're going to be honest, and if they're honest with themselves, they would naturally, you know, sometimes people aren't always open to taking like constructive criticism, but sometimes they got to think on it so their natural like first reaction might be your ass up, you don't know what you talk about. Yeah, but if they're really honest with themselves afterwards and kind of like reflect, they'll see where they on some bullshit.

Speaker 3:

If they truly don't, then you know exactly where everything stands and now how you need to move forward instead of driving yourself crazy and that might actually help you anyway, because then they'll be like well, I can't tell him all this shit, because he's going to just tell me about myself. And they'll stop Cause he done caught on to the bullshit, then they don't stop.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but now what if you already done that before? And it continues.

Speaker 3:

Then tell him stop calling you, then tell them stop calling you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Yep, you know, if you can't call me, like so but see, we are a small knit family, so it was like this is all we have on, uh, on that side of the family, my mother's side of the family. So it was like we grew up kind of like. You know, we got to take care of us, I get the feeling conflicted, I get it, but you know but at the end of the day you gotta do what's best for yourself.

Speaker 1:

I think at the end of the day I'm coming to the point where I'm trying to get everyone in the same room because really the communication is getting lost because of this phone tag shit, like where one person saying something to one person.

Speaker 2:

Oh, the telephone game.

Speaker 1:

And then the information change when you talk to a different person. So I kind of want to get them all in the same room so they can't hide behind the lies.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

And everybody got to face the truth, mm-hmm. But I feel like that's going to be like pulling teeth.

Speaker 3:

Getting pulling teeth, getting them all in the same room yes, really it's bad. I think it'll be easy. Getting them to talk will probably be the hard part, or opening up about what the problem is.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. So yeah, all of that I've just been dealing with for the, I think for the it's been a long time really, but with all the extra stuff that I'm dealing with, I don't need that extra, that stuff, right?

Speaker 2:

I just feel like motherfuckers just need to talk, but anyway, I digress you either gonna get to a point where you're so fed up that you're gonna lose this shit you lose it or that you do just kind of like let because it out, because here's what's happening to me.

Speaker 1:

I start to system shut down, like I start to not want to take phone calls from anybody. Right, I don't want to talk to nobody. So it's sort of like I'm dismissing any extra stress that I can get and it's not fair to those people.

Speaker 2:

Right, because you're harming yourself, trying to save them from their feelings. You're choosing not to be honest with them because you're afraid of how they might feel and then the reaction based on their feelings. And so by you doing that, you are negatively affecting your life because now it's trickling over into other parts of your life You're talking about now you would just like not answer the phone for nobody. Yeah, and it's like. So why did everybody else have to pay the price for?

Speaker 1:

yeah, you're right, I don't think that's fair. And you know, I I came to that realization today and I was just like yo, this this is crazy, um but and I was okay with it for a minute, I was okay for it, I was okay, and my wife was like you can't do that.

Speaker 1:

And I was like God damn it Cause I was okay, just being in my bubble and and just system shut down until I need to restart. But you know I'm not. Yeah, I think it's going to come to a point where I'm going to just set all this shit straight. And set all this shit straight, and if after that they don't want to deal with me, fine.

Speaker 2:

Right, because at least you know that you did what you needed to do.

Speaker 1:

I think it needs to be done, but anyway I digress.

Speaker 2:

So, nene, I saw this study and it reminded me of you, because you know how like.

Speaker 1:

Can I guess what the study was?

Speaker 2:

No, you shut your ass up. You know, like we've gone out to eat often and you get full quickly and that's in quotations, and then shortly after you always have room for something sweet, even though you're full.

Speaker 3:

You always have to have room for something sweet.

Speaker 2:

And so there's a thing it's called dessert stomach.

Speaker 3:

Put it behind your stomach she got three of those.

Speaker 1:

Sorry, you're like the octopus. No, that wasn't.

Speaker 2:

You're like a cow boy. They got like three stomachs. So dessert stomach refers to the ability to eat dessert even after feeling full from a meal. So, while the stomach doesn't physically expand upon contact with sugar, science suggests that the sensory specific what happened.

Speaker 1:

Wow, you had a flashback. Somebody walked through your body. What?

Speaker 3:

the fuck just happened? Let me find out. You was Raven-Symoné. You just saw the future.

Speaker 2:

He had that look too, oh my God, Somebody took over my body. You about to have a good night? Oh, so, basically, after eating a savory meal, your brain loses interest in those flavors and the introduction of something sweet reignites your appetite. So your body is not making more space, but your brain is convincing you that you still have room to put more in. That's crazy. Yeah, it's like because sugar triggers dopamine release.

Speaker 3:

It's a drug.

Speaker 2:

It reinforces your desire to have something sweet even when your body hasn't had enough food. Sugar Trigger's my diabetes.

Speaker 4:

Hey yo.

Speaker 3:

It sounded like a commercial right.

Speaker 2:

He sounded like an after school special he did.

Speaker 3:

Sugar Trigger's my diabetes.

Speaker 2:

He's like don't be like Mr, you've got diabetes, diabetes, Diabetes.

Speaker 1:

Yo's like don't be like Mr, if you've got diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, yo get away, not ozempic. But that's interesting, sonny. Yo I mean because I, that makes sense.

Speaker 3:

Because I always have room for sugar.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm addicted to sugar Every time we going out and we eat. Yo, that lava cake always make room, I love lava cake Always.

Speaker 3:

Don't be exposing me like that. That's crazy. You're not coming to eat with us again. Oh my god, alright.

Speaker 2:

Well, I noticed you always eat the eating up, you know so. Did you guys see this Philadelphia man? Well, I noticed you always eat the eating up, you know so. Did you guys see this Philadelphia man that he was awarded $4 million after being wrongfully jailed for 24 years? I did see that A murder and he's going back to jail. Oh shit, so 50-year-old.

Speaker 4:

Sean.

Speaker 2:

Thomas pleaded guilty in court on Thursday to killing 38-year-old Akeem Edwards over a $1,200 drug debt that he owed him.

Speaker 1:

Wait. So he got out of jail because he was wrongfully accused, got $4 million and then killed somebody.

Speaker 2:

Yes, stupid, over $1,200. He got okay. So, yeah, he was originally convicted of second degree murder for the 1990 shooting death of a businessman and was sentenced to life in prison. He did 24 years and then they realized that 24 years in a pen, yeah, they discovered that there was an alibi that actually cleared his name. So he ended up getting $4 million from the state or what have you. He was just in there like this motherfucker owe me money and he was like I need my $1,200. And he ended up killing some.

Speaker 3:

So not only was he too greedy, because he got like millions right, bro, why the fuck are you worried about $1,200 anymore? I guarantee if you ask this nigga he'll be like it's the principal. Now your principal's stupid ass is sitting in here. And so what if?

Speaker 1:

I have a theory. Uh-huh, oh boy, I have a conspiracy theory. Now, let's say he was wrongfully convicted, right Gets out and was living his life, and somebody was like yo, you're going to give me some of that money and set him up, right, I'll put you back in jail, motherfucker. And then somebody killed somebody and blamed it on him, and he lost everything again.

Speaker 2:

Do you?

Speaker 1:

remember it's like a movie dog.

Speaker 3:

But did he lose everything? He still got his money, but he's just doing life. He's doing life, so his books are straight yeah.

Speaker 2:

Oh, oh, hey yo.

Speaker 1:

Oh, not as books, as straight.

Speaker 2:

But it's interesting, nene, that you said that about the. You know it's the principal thing, because when I was reading the story I was thinking about it and I'm like it's only $1,200. But it is the principal. And I'm not saying to the extent of killing somebody right, taking somebody's life, but if you have a debt, pay it. Yeah, like I recently. I'm dealing with that now with somebody. Oh wow, is it $1,200 worth?

Speaker 1:

who owes me money and you're not going to say that, mom, because you don't want to point them out it's not even so. You're not going to say the amount because you don't want to point them out. It's not even so. You're just going to keep talking.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah okay, it's not even the amount of how much it is, because I could hear less at this point. It is what it is. It's already been a long time. I've already counted it as a loss.

Speaker 1:

It's already been a long time since you. It's gone on a year, oh since y'all.

Speaker 2:

It's gone on a year, oh, oh shit. And so there's been a lot of excuses along the way of, oh, you know, I'm trying, or oh I'm going to do this, or oh I'm going to do that, and this happened in my life, and yada, yada, was it an existential amount? All kinds of bullshit.

Speaker 1:

Was it an amount that it doesn't matter? I think it's about no, hold on.

Speaker 2:

I think you're missing the part of the principle.

Speaker 1:

I got you, I got you. But I'm saying, like, was it a doable amount where it shouldn't have took in a year? Yes, yeah, it's the principle, it's always been a principle. But come on, dog, yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's $25. And the price of eggs it's more than $20. I know I'm just playing the price of eggs. I need my money, yeah, yeah for real. It's the other shit that's happening on the opposite side, this person now, since Buying rims and shit. Well they've essentially purchased a vehicle. What the fuck they live in their life is what I'm saying, but they're passing off a story that, um, they're down and out and they just can't afford to do whatever. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And like I'm sorry I shit my pants today, I can't pay you back.

Speaker 1:

It's gotta go to dry cleaning.

Speaker 2:

And they keep sending me like messages and Facebook, like, dm me, like all of these like. And they keep sending me messages and Facebook DMing me, all of these stupid-ass quotes and oh, trust in the Lord, and oh, life is great, and yada, yada, all this bullshit. I trust the Lord that you're giving me my money back. So finally, I just sent them a message and I said stop sending me shit until you send me my money. Word.

Speaker 1:

Word, because I've had enough, I'm over it.

Speaker 2:

A message and I said stop sending me shit till you, send me my money, word, word, because I've had enough, like I'm over it.

Speaker 1:

At some point, so at some point do you apply interest?

Speaker 3:

At some point. They just need to ask me.

Speaker 1:

Because I don't get asked for people to. You know, they don't ask me to borrow money because I add interest on it and I think the last time I loaned out money to my best friend did he pay me back.

Speaker 1:

I think he paid me back. It took him a minute to pay me back. But here's the problem with loaning people money. Here's a problem with loaning people money If I know that they can't get the money in the first place. And I decide to loan you money, I'm not expecting it back because you need that extra money and because the predicament that you're in, I know you can't get that money back. I know whatever money you get is going to go to whatever you need and if you were to pay me back, it's going to put you back in the same predicament. That's how I look at it. Right, unless I know that you're good and you just need it for a thing that I know you, you can pay me back.

Speaker 1:

I don't mind going over a certain amount. But then that comes hey, there's interest on this, I don't get it back. I let them set the terms. If they say next pay period, which is two weeks from now, all right, two weeks from now, I expect the same amount back. Three weeks from now, I want that amount back plus another $25. And usually the deal stops there. They don't need the loan from me.

Speaker 2:

I'm not too alone Shark. I ask for interest and usually the deal stops there. They don't need the loan from me. Not to a loan shark I ask for interest.

Speaker 1:

If you're going to treat me like a bank, I'm going to act as a bank, because I've learned that if I lend you these things and I don't get paid back, then it puts a strain on our relationship and I don't want that. Unless I know that you can't pay me back, I'm fine with it, like, be like me I gotta say no yeah, that too.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, it kind of fucks with you because now going forward it makes you kind of timid to help people well, I'm naturally that way, anyway, when it so, I'm always very cautious, and it always depends on who.

Speaker 2:

you are Right.

Speaker 1:

Right.

Speaker 2:

Because I just don't trust people in general. That too, and it took me a minute to even have this dealing with this person because I just naturally was like I don't know Right, and you know the production that was put on, that ruins it, you know, and I'm like I didn't even buy a ticket to the fucking show and yet I still participated. I was surprised you participated. That is shocking, and everything that I thought was going to happen Never happened, happened.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, mm-hmm yeah that's the end of it.

Speaker 3:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Pay up ho what she just yelled.

Speaker 3:

She was like I said pay up ho.

Speaker 2:

That did not sound like it Go.

Speaker 1:

Rah Pay up. Hoe, get out of here. Like all her letters just merged together, it did.

Speaker 2:

Hi Nene, I thought she was like Dale Dale.

Speaker 1:

They like come at me, wanna go Pay up hoe Pay Me, say pay Me, say pay Me, say pay up. Hoe that's a mess. Alright, what else?

Speaker 3:

You ever get in an argument with your wife over breakfast.

Speaker 1:

Alright, define argument. I had some words you just came like five times last night, you better. I had some words Like you just came like five times last night. You better bake me some bacon, sir. Oh, wow, right, goddamn.

Speaker 3:

No, I mean like you ever like watch your wife eat and you be like bitch. You ate too much Nah.

Speaker 1:

I'm watching my wife eat, and she's eating too much.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, so.

Speaker 1:

Like she made me a bowl of cereal While she eating grits and eggs and shit. Is that what you're talking about?

Speaker 3:

Like what so? A Louisiana woman Arrested for fatally shooting her Boyfriend during an argument Over Sunday breakfast Claimed she accidentally shot him after he became upset that she ate too much food.

Speaker 1:

Wait, I'm trying to follow. He shot her or she shot him? No, she shot him.

Speaker 3:

She shot him because he said she ate too much food. They got in an argument over it. Well, how?

Speaker 1:

big is she? Is she big?

Speaker 3:

I know that doesn't matter. We're not doing that. I know it doesn't matter, but maybe she need to eat.

Speaker 1:

She trying to get a little bit of meat on her bones. If it was like my 400 pound life no no, yeah, like bitch. Stop eating eight packs of bacon. Stop it, I'm sorry, stop it, I'm trying to save your life. It's horrible.

Speaker 3:

No, no no, go ahead. I'm sorry, sometimes y'all make I just don't even want to read it. No, go ahead. I'm sorry, I don't even know how to pronounce her name, but I'm going to call her. Terima, sue, yo, it's close, right, you see her name, yeah.

Speaker 1:

She's going to name her after a fool. That's why she's shot.

Speaker 3:

Oh God, that's why she's shot. No, oh God, a 24-year-old woman from Marrero. How old is she? 24. Shut up, I'm sick of y'all. 20 fair.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 3:

No, I don't even want to read. No more, go ahead. A 24-year-old woman from Marrero, louisiana, has been charged with second-degree murder following the fatal shooting of her boyfriend during a breakfast dispute. Tiramisu Hubbard allegedly shot 23-year-old Joshua Jones with his own firearm on Sunday morning after oh, he was sleeping erupted over. No, they were fighting over food.

Speaker 1:

If she got your gun, then you slept. Come on now.

Speaker 3:

First of all, he ain't sleep. Who would think that somebody gonna shoot them over breakfast?

Speaker 1:

Why you got your pistol just hanging around.

Speaker 3:

Who said it was. She probably could have randomly grabbed it. Could yeah that too, my God sir, your scenarios be one-sided. According to the saint john the baptist, parish sheriff's office, hubbard called police to report the incident, claiming the shot was accidental. Yeah right, sure. She stated that the couple had been Arguing over the breakfast she had prepared, which left little food For Jones. She claims they had been Trying to survive On a tight budget, so she probably was like we about to splurge and eat that day and he was like Bitch, put that back.

Speaker 3:

You know how much Eggs cost.

Speaker 2:

Aww, she had one too many Pork chops. Yo, you know she smothered Eggs, goss. Aw, she had one too many pork chops.

Speaker 3:

You know she smothered some pork chops with them. Eggs For breakfast, what?

Speaker 1:

Pork chops and eggs Louisiana.

Speaker 3:

Oh shit La.

Speaker 1:

Bonne Come on Authorities.

Speaker 3:

arrived at the restaurant what.

Speaker 1:

Now bacon and pon ton. Bacon.

Speaker 3:

Is that your Louisiana accent?

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm baby.

Speaker 4:

Please stop.

Speaker 1:

Not my eggs, baby. Put my eggs down, baby, oh please. Cease and desist. Put my eggs down, baby, oh please.

Speaker 2:

Cease and desist.

Speaker 3:

So anyway, tara Masu was in jail. Bang bang baby On a million bond Story over, hey yo.

Speaker 1:

Moving on. Hey yo Nope. Hey wife, don't shoot me over.

Speaker 3:

No bacon and shit she should shoot you Over that Fucking accent you just did no.

Speaker 1:

Really, eggs cost $30 a pack. You better crack one and split that shit. Why, why? Boil that motherfucker and cut it in two, then you should get a devil dig yeah for real. One grit no Aw Bacon fat, not even a bacon. Save it for tomorrow.

Speaker 3:

You shouldn't even be Eating any of that anyway. Aw, what grits. No, cause of his diabetes, I ain't got diabetes. You just said you did.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was just playing. I don't have diabetes.

Speaker 2:

I wouldn't put my health on a fucking pocket diabetes so there's an interesting story that brings us back to Florida. We haven't been to Florida in a while we left y'all alone for a long time so we have a little shitty caper going on and there's a couple that has been arrested for shoplifting and they've been nicknamed Mrs Dookie and Mr Clean. So Mrs Dookie, yes, and Mr Clean. So, 57-year-old Tina Joyce and 36-year-old Nekivi Curry allegedly well, not allegedly, really, because they did this shit, but they entered a family dollar store in Mulberry Florida.

Speaker 3:

Not the Family Dollar.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm. They loaded up a cart with a bunch of cleaning supplies and beer and Joyce decided that part of the plan to get the cart out of the store is she took a shit on the floor to distract the employee on the floor to distract the employee. So the employee was so distracted by her shitting in the middle of the floor that he was able to run out the store with the cart of supplies.

Speaker 3:

The fact that it says that she decided to drop more than just the prices is killing me right now.

Speaker 2:

So they Not the smoke. So they fled in a white van Not a brown one, of course. And the community ended up snitching on them and giving up their identity, which led to their arrest. But Curry was already in custody for an unrelated battery investigation. Um, when they got confronted with the surveillance footage, he um, oh damn eventually admitted to his involvement. It didn't sound like us, and that's us. Joyce has 14 prior theft convictions.

Speaker 1:

This is just yo joyce looked like the, the captain from um. What was that tv show? Joyce for life what is that TV show With the cops, the funny ass cops? What is that TV show?

Speaker 3:

Yo, oh my God. Oh, what is it? Something 9-9 or something right.

Speaker 1:

Something 9-9,.

Speaker 2:

yeah, oh, I know what you're talking about With Terry Crews.

Speaker 3:

I know what you're talking about With the ball-headed chief or whatever.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she look like him.

Speaker 2:

Joyce looked like she had a hard life.

Speaker 3:

Joyce is living a hard life.

Speaker 2:

And it's only getting harder. But what in the world would lead you to just shit in the middle of it? Looks like she just shit anywhere. Can you imagine being the employee that has to clean that up on your shift Like that's nasty, that's disgusting. That's disgusting.

Speaker 1:

Like it looks like she just holds her bowels well and goes when to release. It's like a dumbass weapon. I can't believe it. And this dude just look this dumbfounded like how do you think we gonna get away with this? Doogie? That sounds great, tina, let's go.

Speaker 3:

That sounds great. Tina, let's go.

Speaker 1:

And his name is Nike V Yo. Like this. This doesn't bode well for us. This is fucking horrible.

Speaker 2:

Nike V.

Speaker 1:

I know I'm saying that all wrong.

Speaker 2:

But I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1:

It's Nike and V-E-E. I had a question for you, mister oh shit, you want me to answer this for real all right, what would you do? If my son was at home crying all alone you know what?

Speaker 3:

no, if say, your kids was younger, right, like four or whatever around there, maybe three, just little and they called the cops on you. And the reason why your kid called the cops on you is because you ate the ice cream.

Speaker 1:

No, they called the police for real and the police showed up. Yeah, hey, I'm whooping his ass, yo. What the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 2:

I'll probably go to jail for abuse and now you're going to sit on the floor to distract. Yeah, try to get out the cuffs.

Speaker 3:

There's audio.

Speaker 1:

What's that smell?

Speaker 3:

Doogie. Yo, I would be like come get him, take him to jail, hold on Make sure everything's okay. What'd you do?

Speaker 4:

Did you call the police? Yeah?

Speaker 1:

Why I told my mommy to go to jail. Holy shit, why did you tell your mommy to go to?

Speaker 4:

jail Because I need her.

Speaker 1:

It's white police officers too. They didn't do anything. I'm surprised.

Speaker 3:

Why is she being bad to you?

Speaker 1:

They're some good police officers.

Speaker 3:

Because her doing silly stuff to me. What's she doing to you?

Speaker 1:

Just keep on doing it. He said hitting me, did he hit?

Speaker 2:

you, or is it because you didn't get?

Speaker 1:

ice cream yet. I didn't get ice cream. Oh, that little lying bastard. Yeah, soon as the cops left. I would have kicked his ass in the head, don't you be, oh my God, in the head.

Speaker 4:

Start to yell at them.

Speaker 2:

A police? Yeah, so no calling 911 unless it's a real emergency. Okay, what are you calling for? I need his ice cream, the police, ayo, that is too much.

Speaker 1:

You know, as soon as the cops left, she was like don't you ever call the motherfucking cops?

Speaker 3:

That's the truth.

Speaker 2:

I've had enough of you.

Speaker 1:

My goddamn ice cream.

Speaker 2:

That was my Iron man pop.

Speaker 3:

He was like 9-1-Cop, get this bitch 9-1.

Speaker 1:

I know he probably didn't even know. Come get her Three years old, poor thing. He going to snitch the rest of his life.

Speaker 2:

Oh, no, oh no, he's going to be that one co-worker, okay.

Speaker 3:

I'm going to shut the whole department down. Something missing out the refrigerator when?

Speaker 4:

the fuck is my lunch. Which one of you bitches ate my food? I called the cops on my mama. I called the cops on your ass. I called the cops on your ass.

Speaker 2:

Hey yo, you guys like Girl Scout cookies.

Speaker 1:

I'm waiting for mine. I done ordered shit like three months ago. The fuck is my cookies.

Speaker 2:

You might not want them. What flavor do you like? Samoans?

Speaker 3:

Those are good.

Speaker 1:

Those are the only ones I get. I don't fuck with anything else. Oh, okay, nene.

Speaker 3:

I like the Samoans. I like the um the lemon, mm-hmm, and the uh, the mint ones.

Speaker 1:

Don't tell me they taking a shit in a fucking cookie batter.

Speaker 3:

That's disgusting. No, so good, why would you go that yeah?

Speaker 1:

You don't ever know. Now these organizations be wild. I don't hear shit about Boy Scout cookies. Boy Scout's probably shut down because all them must have left stations and shit.

Speaker 3:

They didn't have no Boy Scout cookies, boy Scout.

Speaker 1:

Boy Scout period is gone. That's because the Scout Roger Bob in the woods.

Speaker 3:

You know what that's?

Speaker 2:

because they was so the Girl Scout cookies brand has been hit with a class action lawsuit Shit, I ain't gonna get my cookies Alleging that the cookies contain dangerous heavy metals and pesticides, nigga. So according to Forbes, the class action suit was filed on Monday by a New York resident and other consumers who are requesting at least $5 million in damages for the people who purchased Girl Scout cookies in the United States. So the suit reportedly cites December 2024. There was a study by GMO Science and Moms Across America which tested samples of 25 cookies in three different states. Wait, sorry, let me pause real quick.

Speaker 1:

So who's sitting at their desk and is like? You know what I need to study?

Speaker 2:

Moms Across America. I need to study what Girl Scout cookies, be they selling too much.

Speaker 1:

What's going on? Is it cracking there?

Speaker 3:

No, they want to make sure what they feed in their children children is safe, so they was like we're going to check these cookies.

Speaker 1:

So they're going to look at Girl Scout cookies first. Because it's a big major thing Out of everything they're going to go for the Girl Scout cookies.

Speaker 2:

Because it's going to kids.

Speaker 3:

That's probably not the only thing they check. Hot Pockets go to kids.

Speaker 1:

Fucking Lunchables go to kids.

Speaker 3:

Lunchables should be thrown away.

Speaker 2:

Capri Suns and shit. Yeah, remember they had that thing on the Capri Suns, yeah they could start anywhere else at a grocery store.

Speaker 3:

I'm sure they're the ones who figured that shit out.

Speaker 2:

So evidently, the study showed that it contains this pesticide, glyphosate, and other heavy metals, including aluminum, arsenic, cadmium, lead and mercury yeah, arsenic. So Girl Scouts of USA has not publicly commented on the lawsuit. They previously denied the study's claims and they're arguing that heavy metals occur naturally in the soil.

Speaker 1:

Wait, what are they getting out?

Speaker 2:

So they're making our cookies out of soil. Flour. Comes from wheat I'm about to say like not Girl Scout cookie trees just sprout out of the ground.

Speaker 3:

No, I'm just saying like no, that's not what I'm saying. They was just making it out of dirt Like they take the dirt and refine the dirt, not refine the dirt.

Speaker 1:

Oh my God, hold up. So where do they manufacture Girl Scout cookies? In the United States, or do we gotta pay tariffs for our Girl Scout cookies? Oh my God, girl Scout cookies of America get their cookies from China Like that's fucked up. That's fucked up. They're trying to kill us through Girl Scout cookies. That's crazy. That's fucking Yo. Is it just me? It's all right, just me. Whatever, it's just you.

Speaker 2:

All right bet. So Connecticut is on the map, oh shit.

Speaker 1:

Boyaka, boyaka.

Speaker 3:

No, absolutely not.

Speaker 2:

So a Connecticut man claims that he was held hostage in a room by his own stepmother for two decades, so for 20 years he was held captive by his stepmother, and he as a sex slave.

Speaker 1:

Sir, I'm sorry. This must be upper Connecticut.

Speaker 2:

In order to get his freedom. He finally decided that he needed to do something. He got a job To get free. He ended up lighting a house on fire.

Speaker 1:

He didn't go back to try to open the safe.

Speaker 3:

Hey yo, oh, my god.

Speaker 1:

I'm on one with you. I'm sorry, go ahead. I'm on one too.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry, go ahead can you imagine, though, like there's been so many stories of people hiding people or keeping people captive in their basements or in their houses? But did you see and you live right next to these people and you just never know like you start to like side eye like, didn't we say that? Everybody around you like your neighbor could have somebody in their basement yeah, and like you just never know, and they out there cutting their grass waving at you talking about hey, how's the weather?

Speaker 3:

it's great today, isn't that?

Speaker 2:

yeah, and like little johnny's down in the basement Yelling like bitch you can't hear me.

Speaker 3:

Help Fucking making conversations, save me.

Speaker 2:

And he just, he, just, uh, he pushed the lawnmower by the basement window so it can't, so it drowns out the noise.

Speaker 1:

So she had the, the, the boy, there, since he was 11.

Speaker 3:

And then was there something in there like the principal of a school. Was it this one? Where he was like I always knew something was crazy and we always sent like social services or something, but they never did anything with that. He went to school.

Speaker 1:

He ain't a captive. If he could go to school.

Speaker 3:

No, I think that's no no no, no, oh, I was about to say what? That wasn't the same story. No, I think that was a different one. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

I was about to say no, he was in prison.

Speaker 3:

No he never left.

Speaker 2:

No he ain't never left. No he ain't never learned his life.

Speaker 3:

What was the name? Do you remember? Roach Roach Roach.

Speaker 1:

With no tongue.

Speaker 3:

You see Jordan Peele thinking about doing a remake of that.

Speaker 2:

Oh, really. Oh, that'll be interesting, I know Because Jordan Peele so far. He makes some pretty good movies. Yeah, that'll be dope. It's nice to see his spin on it, right, yeah 20 years.

Speaker 1:

He was out there for 20 years Since 11? So he's 31?. Anytime in his 20s he ain't had enough muscles to punch this bitch in the face.

Speaker 3:

She kept him malnourished. You keep him weak. They can't fight you.

Speaker 1:

He ain't decide to do like push-ups and shit If you malnourished, you keep him weak.

Speaker 3:

they can't fight you. He ain't decide to do push-ups and shit. If you malnourished, how you gonna do push-ups? You don't have the strength, you don't have no energy because you're not being fed.

Speaker 2:

Enough. You also have to think of the psychological.

Speaker 1:

He was a 20-something year with an 11-year-old brain.

Speaker 3:

Can't count, can't spell.

Speaker 2:

I mean, hopefully you can't count by 11. You didn't count out 11?.

Speaker 3:

I was counting major squares at 2. He learned yesterday.

Speaker 2:

He was like Mommy wow.

Speaker 4:

Look what I can do. I don't know, that's wild.

Speaker 2:

Check your neighbor's basements.

Speaker 3:

Don't do that. You're going to be down there. You're going to be stuck too, Fuck around and find out if you want to. I knew somebody was down here.

Speaker 2:

Now you fucking stuck Now. Y'all both malnourished, you're fed beets and shit, beets what? Why beets?

Speaker 3:

I know why did you choose that? It's a vegetable, ain't it? They're very nutritional. Nutritionist Yo.

Speaker 1:

You stuck in somebody's basement right now.

Speaker 3:

I should. I should be stuck in somebody's basement.

Speaker 2:

Oh, my God.

Speaker 1:

Speech.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 3:

Give me more beats. Did y'all hear about the former Invoke member, dawn Robinson, going on Social media Telling everybody About her car she was living in?

Speaker 1:

her car. For what? Three years? Yeah, I wonder what kind of car it was. It was like she had space to like. Was it like a van? Or was it like a car? She had to sleep in the back seat. It was a Fiat.

Speaker 3:

No, she slept in the backseat. She said it it's cold, did? You just say a Fiat, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1:

You ain't got no space to stretch out Yo. Your back got to be fucking hurting yo, unless she's like 4'11".

Speaker 3:

She not tall? I don't think she's 4'11".

Speaker 4:

No, I know she's not 4'11", but I'm saying she's not tall, never going to get it, never going to get it.

Speaker 1:

She never got a house. That's not nice.

Speaker 3:

First of all, she never really said that she was poor what they put out. I'm so sorry. I'm trying to get past it. You have to actually listen to, Because she has a whole YouTube channel where she's documenting herself or whatever.

Speaker 1:

Sean you okay.

Speaker 3:

And she explains why she's living in a car.

Speaker 5:

Okay, so this is a choice? Yes, it was a choice.

Speaker 3:

Okay good, yeah, and it's crazy how everybody's spending, because Jermaine Dupri came in and talked about oh, she talked about she got an assistant. Yeah, she clearly said she does have an assistant. Yeah, but she's not asking anybody for help, she's just telling her story. And he's on there talking about like oh she, she not broke when she said she had an assistant. She lost me at that point and it's like y'all did a whole bunch of editing of her.

Speaker 2:

Of the video.

Speaker 3:

Of the video Of her video to make it sound like she's out here begging for help, and that's not. I actually sat and listened to her whole.

Speaker 1:

She probably saved $18 million by doing that shit. I mean you ain't got to pay bill, you ain't got to pay gas. Make doing that shit. I mean you ain't got to pay bill and you got to pay gas.

Speaker 3:

Make sure you don't, you know, get that exhaust inside the car. So we just don't move on like this. Hey, yo Can't even talk to you.

Speaker 1:

She could drive to warm locations during the winter time. She doesn't have to freeze. So imagine how much you know sightseeing she did. Why are you like that? She is living the life. Why are you like that?

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

That's perfect, man.

Speaker 2:

So you're going to pack your kids up?

Speaker 1:

and Well, no, not with kids, at least she ain't doing it with the kids. She had a child, so she goes to gas stops to wash up or some shit. Where did she go to shower, or did she just wipe up? She has to go to some kind of. She ain't never go to a hotel. I didn't listen to her soliloquy on why she's doing it, so I'm not going to sit here and judge and say whatever.

Speaker 3:

But you just judged.

Speaker 1:

I'm not sit here and judge and say whatever, but she just judged. No, I'm not. I'm just saying like, is it is? Is it her living in her car? And like or is she like going to a hotel sometimes to wash up?

Speaker 3:

whatever she doesn't say, that she doesn't go into detail of what she's actually like. Who needs to know if she's going to bathe or not?

Speaker 1:

like she's just telling her story. On a point in detail, if you're gonna be living in your car for three years, I don't think it is people think like and people are gonna think what they want to think right, you're right, so why?

Speaker 3:

are you going to even have to sit there and defend yourself? That's her saying that in this whole thing and she's like I wonder if she brought anybody home in them three years you can hold my nerves.

Speaker 2:

Imagine if she does Uber.

Speaker 3:

Welcome to my humble abode. That's her having company over. Welcome to my humble abode.

Speaker 1:

Don't sit there. That's my bed. That's horrible. Refer to the tagline Well, I'm good for her, I think, if it's something that she was like experimenting.

Speaker 3:

She said it's something for her mentally. Yeah, I think that's perfect. She's exploring her.

Speaker 2:

Maybe like if she has like a date over and she feeds the date like someone else's Uber Eats order Yo.

Speaker 3:

Not trusting his bitches out here. Uber, shut the fuck up we started lift meals.

Speaker 1:

Don't even got that I was about to say what lift me. She's making that shit up. No, why not? Why not just get a trailer or something and have the car on the back? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2:

Because if you get a trailer, technically that's property you still have to pay to have that on whatever land you're going to be on In the car. If someone's like, hey, you're on my lawn, she can speed off.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, exactly that's what I'm saying. She can get away every time A couple hours of sleep and she couldn't sleep all through the night. I know she had to be Come on.

Speaker 4:

Well, you wrecked my lilies. My petunias, my petunias, not my sunflower seeds.

Speaker 3:

You didn't like the voice.

Speaker 2:

The sunflower seeds. My sunflowers, I mean she up here. They ran over her bag of David's sunflower seeds.

Speaker 1:

Because all the shells she done spit out, just sitting there shaking them in her hand, like the fuck, just sitting there shaking them in her hand.

Speaker 3:

Like the fuck.

Speaker 1:

Fucking sunflower seeds.

Speaker 4:

Oh my God.

Speaker 1:

Yo, you know, you ghetto as shit.

Speaker 3:

No, I am not ghetto.

Speaker 1:

She the night ghetto-ness. You got sunflower seeds with no salt.

Speaker 3:

The night ghetto is just crazy.

Speaker 2:

Well, I truly hope she's okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think she's fine, Because she should still be receiving residuals.

Speaker 3:

Yeah from and remember she was also in another group too, with Raphael Sadiq. What was that group called? Sunflower Seeds? Never going to tony, no, I can't remember.

Speaker 4:

It'll come to me later, but whatever, the jordashians, the jordashians is crazy you're wild for that.

Speaker 3:

That was so unnecessary. Door dashing, fucking door dashing dawn and the door dashing.

Speaker 2:

Did y'all see this? 76?

Speaker 1:

Holy shit, alright, alright Yo.

Speaker 2:

Did y'all see this 76 year old Ethiopian woman that has recently?

Speaker 4:

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Woo, woo, woo, woo.

Speaker 2:

Oh my.

Speaker 4:

God.

Speaker 2:

She recently gave birth to her first child. How old? 76 years old. So.

Speaker 3:

Coming down that old-ass canal.

Speaker 2:

Medin.

Speaker 4:

Yo. Yo Medin, yo, it just come out all this sand.

Speaker 2:

It was like the doctor's, like nurse, get the dustpan. Oh my god, he cut the cord and it just disintegrated. He's like well, you obviously Were surviving for two decades and then it was malnourished.

Speaker 3:

That baby came out. I was like what the fuck? Oh my god.

Speaker 4:

That baby came out. I remember I'm sorry For three years. I never got too far.

Speaker 1:

Oh shit.

Speaker 2:

Not saying it on the face though. So Medine Hagos, I'm assuming pretty uh pronouncing her name, right, yeah she shared her journey um of motherhood with local media, describing that her conception was nothing short of a miracle. She says that she was not convinced at all.

Speaker 2:

When she's 70 what she was told, that she had conceived 76, oh wow, was fucking. Many people in her family also found it hard to believe that nothing is impossible for the holy savior she says. So reports indicate that, if verified, she could be the oldest mother ever recorded at the time of childbirth, potentially surpassing the current record of 73. So there was another old, nasty bitch around here somewhere Me.

Speaker 3:

Did you say you?

Speaker 1:

I said me. I didn't want to say the other me, I just stopped.

Speaker 3:

Because you appreciate your life. I do.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to say she look good for her age though. Oh, it is a picture of her.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm, boom bop.

Speaker 2:

I mean Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3:

I mean Mm-hmm, you mean yeah.

Speaker 2:

What makes you want to have a child? Well, she claims that it was a surprise to her, but oh, this her Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

It look like she about to kill over the mom.

Speaker 2:

No, it doesn't.

Speaker 1:

It's just like she's struggling holding that baby.

Speaker 3:

Hey yo Don dashed that baby to her.

Speaker 2:

Don dashed that baby to her when you have a baby at 76.

Speaker 1:

Don dashed that baby to her son.

Speaker 2:

I was trying to move past that.

Speaker 4:

Not my baby.

Speaker 3:

In my car.

Speaker 2:

Oh shit If you have a baby at 76, by the time that baby graduates high school. You're probably May not be here, well.

Speaker 1:

Okay that baby graduates high school, you probably may not be here. Well, okay, who's the father and why he decide to fuck at like 75?

Speaker 2:

I don't know, but like if your baby graduated at 18.

Speaker 1:

Unless she did like insemination Like a turkey baster.

Speaker 2:

Who's inseminating the 76 year old? She was nasty, but if your child graduates at 18, she still had work. You're 94, like the chances that you're still here.

Speaker 1:

Yeah is very slim that baby gonna get to like 5 and be like mommy.

Speaker 3:

The fact that she hasn't had menopause yet, or she probably got that faulty menopause.

Speaker 2:

How does a five-year-old orchestrate a funeral and has to write an obituary and stuff. This is crazy.

Speaker 3:

They just called 911 because she ate the ice cream.

Speaker 2:

Who's responsible now for this child? The father?

Speaker 1:

Who the father Jesus. Don't do that to Jesus, she claim an immaculate conception or something.

Speaker 2:

She's saying it's a miracle that this happened. She says that she was surprised when she found out she was pregnant.

Speaker 3:

I'm sure she was surprised because that bitch probably was like my ovaries is dead.

Speaker 1:

Wait.

Speaker 3:

How is my egg still producing?

Speaker 1:

Wait, is she saying she didn't have sex to have this baby?

Speaker 3:

No, I don't think that's what she's saying. No, that's not what she's saying. I'm saying she knows she's old as fuck that she got pregnant. She's surprised that she got pregnant.

Speaker 1:

Oh, so she had sex, so she was throwing it back. It was like none of my tubes work.

Speaker 2:

This shit dries. It doesn't. And she's saying it's a miracle that this happened, because when they told her she was pregnant she didn't believe it. She's like there's no way in the world she fucked somebody with super sperm. She's like when I cough dust comes out like I. There's no way in the world something's surviving in there and it did. But it could be based on her diet. It could be based on she could be active. Well, we know she active Dust.

Speaker 3:

Call from where I put a baby drinking powdered milk.

Speaker 2:

It's not drinking Simrelax Because mama can't move, mama tired.

Speaker 3:

That baby drinking is sure.

Speaker 1:

Drinking grit grains.

Speaker 3:

What.

Speaker 4:

What the fuck.

Speaker 2:

Grit grains.

Speaker 4:

I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:

Holy shit Grit grain Well congratulations To your newborn baby.

Speaker 3:

No congratulations.

Speaker 1:

To your newborn baby.

Speaker 3:

You can't say that After grit grain.

Speaker 2:

I just feel bad For the child, I mean.

Speaker 3:

Cause it ain't gonna have no mommy or daddy when you grow up.

Speaker 1:

I mean she might have complications while giving birth.

Speaker 3:

No, she gave birth she gave birth already.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she actually pushed out smooth. I told you it went. You said this is in Ethiopia.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's what I said, you know, based on, like whatever diet. They probably have mad doctors over there. What you know, what See? I have a question If someone offered you a million dollars to watch the same movie for 24 hours straight, one, could you do it? And two, what movie would you choose?

Speaker 1:

Oh, I fucking love that question harry pratt and the deathly hallows for 24 hours. Watch the same movie over and over I can, and it will be pulp fiction okay, I fucking love that movie will be Pulp Fiction.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I fucking love that movie and there's always like some kind of something you're gonna find in that movie. I wouldn't mind watching that over again. But if I had a second choice, it would be any Marvel movie. I can't say that. No, it would probably be like the Infinity War, the Infinity Saga, like the Endgame. I'll probably watch Endgame more than Infinity.

Speaker 2:

Did you like Endgame better than Infinity?

Speaker 1:

Um no, I like Infinity better, but I like the conclusion of Endgame. I will watch that over and over. I just like the part when he thinks everything seems just dismal and he was like hey, cat on your left, and that shit, everybody just start coming through. I could watch that shit over and over again. And then Thor yelling giving that war cry before he was like ah, he was like I was in Germany in December, thor yelling giving that war cry before he was like ah, he was like it's in June, december. He gave me that war cry. I would watch that over and over again. So I would say Endgame.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I would. Mine was going to be Harry Potter. Goblet of Fire. That's my favorite. Harry Potter Is that the one where it was like that's my father Harry, that's my favorite.

Speaker 1:

Harry Potter movie. That's my boy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because they go through all the games and shit he got giggly knees and that's where everything essentially sort of takes off. Yeah, is when Voldemort is finally.

Speaker 3:

Proving that he's actually back.

Speaker 2:

Proving that he's alive. Yeah, and now the series events that happens after that kind of.

Speaker 3:

I battled between that and Half-Blood Prince. I love that book. I didn't like the movie. I liked the book.

Speaker 1:

The book was everything I think all the books are really better.

Speaker 2:

But again, snape always played the actor always played his role in that one and since the Harry Potter movies are like three hours and some change it anyway, yeah.

Speaker 3:

It takes up the 24 hours to go by so fast. You're right.

Speaker 2:

You're right about that. I figured like it's either that or like a Star Wars movie, like you're going to be watching it for a while, so you can just.

Speaker 1:

I can watch a Star Wars movie.

Speaker 2:

I can more. Star Wars, star Wars, more Star Wars. That's that porn he be watching. Star Wars Skywalker.

Speaker 1:

This is with a bunch of pregnant 76-year-old Ethiopians.

Speaker 4:

Talk about whoa whoa, whoa whoa.

Speaker 1:

Dawn Dashing and shit.

Speaker 3:

Dawn Dashing and babies.

Speaker 1:

Yo Yo, I'm lying, I could probably do Star Trek too. Yeah, star Trek, the new ones, I fucking love those movies.

Speaker 3:

I'd have to say that I actually like those as well, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I'll take this first one. On the second one. The third one is okay, but it's not better than the first one. On the second one that's the first movie. I know the sequel was as good as the first one. Yeah, the third one it's. It was alright, but it was lackluster yeah you just didn't do it for me in that movie too.

Speaker 3:

Oh, you know what I watched. Did you see Gladiator 2 yet?

Speaker 2:

I have not watched it yet. I'm so behind. Yeah, I haven't watched it yet. Oh my God.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, like at first, like when you're watching it, it's like okay, but then it just.

Speaker 1:

Do I know how it ended it? I think I watched it and fell. I don't know how it ended.

Speaker 3:

It was good. It was good, I liked it.

Speaker 2:

Right now I'm just stuck on watching White Lotus and Wheel of Time has come back on. I need to still finish.

Speaker 3:

I only got half midway through fucking Wheel of Time. First episode.

Speaker 2:

First episode was like an Avengers film. It started off like a bang. I was in it.

Speaker 3:

Then my husband came home and I couldn't focus anymore, so I was like, let me turn this shit off. I'll watch it later.

Speaker 1:

Wheel of. Time I think I started watching it.

Speaker 2:

I thought you started like last season. I thought you did.

Speaker 3:

I think I did. Yeah, I thought so too.

Speaker 1:

Is this like the show version of?

Speaker 2:

Their books.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but it was like based off of an actual movie or something, or am I confusing this with something else?

Speaker 3:

Was there a Wheel of Time movie.

Speaker 1:

Not that I know of. I think I'm confusing it with something else. Oh, I think I know what you're talking about With the bear, and oh, I know what you're talking about what?

Speaker 3:

was that.

Speaker 2:

You're talking about With the bear. Oh, I know what you're talking about. What was that You're talking about?

Speaker 3:

That show never came back out.

Speaker 2:

You're talking about.

Speaker 1:

It was going through like Dimensions or some shit like that.

Speaker 3:

Yep.

Speaker 1:

This is not Wheel of Time that we're talking about.

Speaker 3:

No, no yeah.

Speaker 1:

This is something different. What?

Speaker 3:

was the name of that show.

Speaker 1:

That was a good show too. That was a movie that that one, it was like based off a movie, right, yeah, it was like the girl.

Speaker 2:

It was a book, they made a movie. The movie didn't do so great so they never made. Um the sequel, yeah, and then they ended up making the show.

Speaker 1:

Remember what that was, but yeah, that was really good. I'm trying to remember. So I I think I'm confusing that with the will of time yeah, yeah, the will of time was just a series. Oh wait, is that the one where they're trying to figure out who the Sorcerer Supreme is, or some shit like that?

Speaker 3:

Not the Sorcerer.

Speaker 1:

Supreme. Yeah, or something like that. Yeah, and the first season they ended up defeating the people on the castle bridge or some shit like that. Yes, okay, oh, sure that came back around. I watched that in pieces.

Speaker 2:

The Golden Compass.

Speaker 1:

The.

Speaker 2:

Golden.

Speaker 3:

Compass yes. That's the one with the bear that was a dope ass show, did they cancel it?

Speaker 2:

No, it went off.

Speaker 1:

You know what I started watching.

Speaker 3:

I hate when they do that shit Fucking Dear Devil Born Again.

Speaker 2:

I have not started watching that yet.

Speaker 1:

Fucking. So I made sure I went back to watch the old Dear Devil shows and man, it's good, it's so good. And then the new adaptation of it with the born again.

Speaker 3:

It makes sense oh, it ties everything together, oh yeah, I have to start watching it. It is good, yo, and I never was like I never watched the fucking daredevil shit oh no no, and then I ended up watching it, so I could watch the newer one, and it's good right. Yeah it's pretty good.

Speaker 1:

It got to a point where I figured out they created a Punisher series. Now I want to dive into the Punisher series. I like the actor that plays Punisher too. It's a fucking dude from Walking Dead.

Speaker 3:

I wish I got into it back then.

Speaker 1:

Punisher too there's a fucking dude from Walking Dead. I wish I had got into it back day, yeah, but it's. You know, I was just like, but I did watch the Defenders and Iron Fist.

Speaker 2:

I did too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I watched all of those.

Speaker 3:

Those is good. I didn't even like Iron Fist.

Speaker 1:

So I never finished it.

Speaker 3:

I was weird, I I didn't like how they made the character, but towards the end I was like I deal with his quirky clown ass, and if you guys haven't seen, you need to check out Paradise. Paradise. Oh my God, it is so good, it is so good.

Speaker 1:

I am so happy you watched that show. It's a good show. You you just it. By now people should have seen it. But if you haven't, I'll try not to spoil it for you. But I tell you this they give you the. It's subliminally, it's almost like subliminally putting the answer in your face that you just don't know is the answer until you watch the last episode. And it's so fucked. It's real wit, oh my God. Well written. The actors are fucking great. He's been locked in a basement for two decades.

Speaker 1:

They put these big ass shoes on this girl. Anybody peep the shoes, the heels.

Speaker 2:

I never really focused.

Speaker 1:

The black chick. No, so when the main guy, the black guy and the therapist was walking through the oh, you're talking about the therapist's shoes, the heels was hanging off of her.

Speaker 3:

I didn't pay much attention to it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's crazy as she was walking like you could see the space between the back of the heel and her foot.

Speaker 3:

You have an obsession with people's feet and how big they are. It was obvious.

Speaker 1:

I didn't see it. It was obvious I had to run it back. Is she just sliding in them bitches?

Speaker 3:

It's like this bitch got on skis, no this shit's as big as fuck, bro.

Speaker 1:

It was just me, maybe it was just me, it was just you. But I guarantee you y'all go back and look at that episode and see her walking through the grapevines with that big ass-. Get out of here Big ass shoes, but that's a great show. If y'all haven't seen Paradise please it is a good show you should Please check it out. It's on Apple. Is it on Apple? No, it's on Prime. Apple or Prime. No, it's not Apple. Prime, no Hulu.

Speaker 3:

I'm sorry, it's on Hulu, yeah, hulu.

Speaker 1:

You know what I'm getting mixed up? Because Severance is on. Apple and Severance is a fucking good show.

Speaker 2:

I think I started watching that and then I haven't.

Speaker 3:

It's just slow Very very slow.

Speaker 1:

So the first season gets you like, it draws you in.

Speaker 3:

But it isn't slow.

Speaker 1:

It picks up towards the end, though, because you're trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. But the concept is you have a person who went through a trauma and is trying not to remember the trauma. So their job is to go to work for this company and it cuts them off from their regular reality of life. So it's technically one person but two personalities. So as soon as you go to work and you go down this elevator, they implanted something in your brain that switches off the person on the outside to your work inside. So the person that works in the office has no idea about the person outside of the office. Oh wow. And vice versa and vice versa. So it's technically, two different people in one body, yeah, and so the people inside. Technically, two different people in one body, yeah, and so the people inside.

Speaker 2:

I have two people in one body.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but that's called, but that's the concept.

Speaker 3:

So it's a good show.

Speaker 1:

It definitely starts off slow yeah based on that, you kind of get intrigued on what's going on and it just pulls you deeper and deeper into this world of holy shit. What if you know what I'm saying? And the second season just gets even better. So I think it's slow. It does start off slow, but I think the slow list is purposeful because you have to take in the information to understand what's happening.

Speaker 2:

Shows like that I have to watch on the weekend. Yes, you have to take in the information to understand what's happening shows like that I have to watch on the weekend.

Speaker 1:

Yes, you have to, because I have to be able to invest and wanting to sit through it because you, you don't, because if you look away, yeah, and not give your full attention, you're not going to understand what's going on and you're going to lose and lose, uh, your focus on it and it's like I don't really to, I don't know what the fuck is going on. You know what I mean. So, yeah, you have to really sit down with that. It's almost like the Matrix. If you don't really watch the Matrix like that, I'm going to have to pick it back up.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's really good. It's really good. Any other shows?

Speaker 3:

What that show? I just want that to hurry up and come back out the one I put you on to, where they drew the circle outline of their town and if you cross the line your body does some crazy shit. Wait what? What was the name of that?

Speaker 1:

The Dome. No, no, not the Dome.

Speaker 2:

What the hell, oh my goodness, I forgot about that show.

Speaker 3:

That was on Apple right.

Speaker 2:

I think so. It's not Silo.

Speaker 3:

Oh, that's a good show. That's a good deal. Sorry, you ever watch Silo. No, I got bad teeth. Is it on its third season?

Speaker 1:

or is it second season? No, this is its second season. Yeah, second season.

Speaker 3:

I tell you what.

Speaker 2:

I tell you what I tell you what?

Speaker 1:

no, you would think. You would think that after the first season yeah, it's only only two seasons yeah, that the writing for the show will be like go off somewhere, cause I think it's. This was a time around where the the, they had the writers uh, strike, strike and shit like that. But the way this show came back on season two, the writing on this thing has been phenomenal, oh phenomenal. And the way it ends on season two, it just makes you want more, it's so good.

Speaker 2:

I agree with you, I feel like I started that one too, because whenever I go back into the app and I see the ones that they're still waiting for me and the crazy thing is season one, you would think, because they got this prominent actor that's in season one that you think is going to be there, Jasmine Guy.

Speaker 1:

Yes, no, you won't, you're short, but you think they're going to be there for a long time. And then boom, they're gone and the protagonist, or the antagonist, is like the head of the show. You're like I did not expect her to be, and it's fucking great. I'll spoil it a little later. It's fucking great. I'll explain a little later.

Speaker 3:

It's fucking great, right, I'm not telling you who it is, but I'm saying, sir, I hate to ask about a show to you because you would fucking tell a whole fucking story.

Speaker 1:

Well, I mean, it's been out for a while, so if you haven't seen it, well, but don't take my word for it. Watch it for yourself, because there's so many other things about it that you know what I said is not going to matter. So that's a good show. Silo, check that out. All right, what do? We got your favorite part of the show, my favorite part of the show it's working with this thing.

Speaker 4:

It's working with Mr. It's working with Mr.

Speaker 2:

It's working with Mr.

Speaker 3:

Hey, y'all, hey, it's working with Mr.

Speaker 1:

It's working with Mr All right. It should have been prepared already. Let's go ahead and grab these All right Question Are you the type of person that would ignore hints on purpose so you can speak up and be direct like a dope? So they can speak up and be direct like a dope. So when you talk to somebody and they just keep dropping hints about something, do you ignore that so they can just speak up and be direct?

Speaker 2:

I absolutely do. I absolutely do.

Speaker 1:

And I think that's what I was talking about earlier, because I think that's how my family talks and hints and it's like okay, like what do you want to say? But I think I've ignored them, but ignored them in the wrong way.

Speaker 2:

Okay, see, I thought they were being open about stuff. No, they don't.

Speaker 1:

It wasn't factual information it's that too, and so it's like the information to provide is is sugar-coated, underlined with other stuff that you know, like you know the truth, and then it's like then it's like hints to things, like even when I get texts it's like hey, you know, I'm just gonna say it. So it was like hey, uh, we're coming up for thanksgiving, uh, plan something. Because we're coming up and it's like all right, bet, whatever. And it's like we, when you know is she was supposed to be by herself. And it's like we who, I don't fuck with that nigga you, you ain't bringing no, so it's shit like that. It's like nah, so you know, and it's that with everybody. So I can't stand that shit. But sometimes I'll just be like I know what you're talking about. I ain't going to address it, but I know what you're talking about and I know you're hiding it, but I'm just here to listen.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, I hate when people beat bushes and so like how about they beat bushes Either with a stick either you get pushed in, come right out with it or like just don't talk to me because that annoys me.

Speaker 3:

It really does annoy me when I'm so ignoring him.

Speaker 2:

Don't look over there Next gem. Yeah, I'm not ignoring him. Yeah, don't look over there next next gem.

Speaker 3:

yeah, nini you ain't, I'm not answering shit you don't ignore hints okay y'all don't understand when people talk to me.

Speaker 1:

Sean ain't know how I deal with people do you think, alright, I'm gonna put a gender on this, but it's not really gender specific. But the Jim says it, we're gender neutral. It says do you like a man who cooks? A man who cooks is attractive. A man who does the dishes is irresistible. What do that stand to you about your person? What Do you think a man that cooks is attractive? And do you think a man that washes dishes is irresistible? Because that's the gym. That's what they said.

Speaker 3:

I get where they're trying to go with it. But if we're being actual, you can have a man who's a complete dick and be abusive and will cook for you and wash the dishes.

Speaker 1:

That don't mean shit You're so sexy, that don't mean shit. The way he beats me after he cooks. Right, that steak was delicious and that black eye is coming, oh my God, that is coming.

Speaker 2:

Oh, my God.

Speaker 1:

That's crazy. Oh my God. I am so sorry for anybody who's getting punished right now. Oh my God, I mean. You know what the fuck I'm talking about Next jam.

Speaker 3:

Ain't no more.

Speaker 1:

Here's the funny thing I cook and clean at the same time. I can't cook and leave the cooked dishes that I cooked with on the stove Do you beat the shit out of your wife after With my dick. Oh no, I'm sorry. Oh my God.

Speaker 2:

I said that mad. So I think the overall concept of someone I like the professional place Someone.

Speaker 1:

The professor Cooking and cleaning.

Speaker 2:

It is an attractive quality that I find. Yeah, I actually. Do you find it attractive? Yeah, I do. Do you find it irresistible? Nah, that's a stretch.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that's a big ass stretch.

Speaker 2:

I can resist it is.

Speaker 1:

You know it's funny. It's like there's not a gym that says, oh my god, you washed that plastic cup. I'm so wet like it's funny, like there's not a gym that says a woman that cooks is attractive because, and a woman that cooks? The assumption yeah that's why I kind of said it like that, because it's like you should be doing that shit like nah, you know what I'm saying and that's the thing.

Speaker 3:

That's that phrase I hate. Yeah, like you should be, you should be doing it. It's like no, the fuck I shouldn't. I don't have to do this shit. I choose to do it because that's what I want to do, right.

Speaker 1:

Like cause motherfuckers be eating dominoes every goddamn night? To the shit, yeah, so all right. Um, here's another one. How do you stand on this one? No, they say. If a relationship isn't, they said a relationship isn't always 50, 50. Some days a person will struggle. You suck it up and pick up that 80-20 because they need you. That's love.

Speaker 2:

You equate that with love, like you picking up the slack when your person is down Right.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I think it's simple as that.

Speaker 3:

That's where that phrase that's what you should do comes in Right.

Speaker 2:

Why would you want to see your person struggle? Because it's a lot of people that want to see their person struggle.

Speaker 1:

I see you struggling, but you're 50% of what you need to and that's horrible. That's fucked up, bitch. Where's your bill? Money, man, I don't give a fuck if you're depressed.

Speaker 3:

And wash those dishes.

Speaker 1:

That's you depressed and wash those dishes.

Speaker 3:

Like that's crazy. No, but that's real shit though. And imagine if they're 76 and pregnant, getting your baby dawn dashed, dawn dashed.

Speaker 1:

You just bump your head With grit green and that's our jam. Grit green that was easy and simple. The mom got the bomb Went out. We got any listener questions. We got any listening questions. We got any fan mail. It's dry out here, y'all. Come on now.

Speaker 2:

Speak for yourself.

Speaker 1:

Oh shit, Hit us up with some questions. Let us know something. Let us know something. I know we still got our donations in the middle of our cast. If we're still working on some donations, it would still be helpful. We working on what we working on trying to get to our second season. I don't know why you even said that.

Speaker 3:

He said donations. I just wanted to know what that was.

Speaker 1:

Donations donations Potato potato no no, no.

Speaker 3:

You tried it.

Speaker 2:

Not so much.

Speaker 1:

And that's our tips. We are still asking for donations. It's not required, it's helpful. We have some of the equipment we're looking for. We're trying to move to our second season, so anything will help. But we are moving slowly to our next thing. Y'all can jump in anytime, anytime. Help a brother out, help a brother out, yo yeah, but yeah Later, anything y'all got, y'all ain't got.

Speaker 3:

No follow up, no words, no nothing words of encouragement guys, don't live in your car, don't be a dog, dasher alright, love y'all later.

Speaker 5:

See y'all later bye, alright, love y'all Later. Bye, outro Music.

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