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Episode 076: TF Trick Daddy say!?!?
Whitney Houston's iconic lyrics set the perfect backdrop for our Women's Month celebration, but don't let the upbeat opening fool you – this episode quickly dives into the messy reality of family funerals, betrayal, and bizarre headlines that'll make your jaw drop.
When one host reveals the aftermath of his father's funeral, complete with a sibling who talked big game but delivered nothing, we all witness a masterclass in "finding out" after "messing around." Picture this: funeral attendees showing up to a non-existent repass while our host enjoys hibachi and ice cream. Sweet, sweet karma.
Just when you think human behavior couldn't be more shocking, we explore the case of a Utah nurse who convinced her friend she had cancer for FIVE YEARS – all to collect life insurance money that didn't actually exist. The elaborate deception raises disturbing questions about trust and how far some people will go for financial gain.
The conversation shifts to viral videos capturing shocking moments – like a coach yanking a player's hair – and whether our societal shift toward documentation rather than intervention is helping or hurting us. And don't get us started on Trick Daddy's controversial dating comments that had us all questioning his priorities and judgment.
Perhaps most thought-provoking is our discussion of Walker Flocka's declaration that he'd save his wife over his child in an emergency. This impossible hypothetical divides not just our hosts but likely our listeners too, revealing deep beliefs about family bonds, priorities, and self-preservation.
Between heated debates, personal revelations, and our signature "Dropping Gems" wisdom, this episode captures exactly why our unfiltered perspective keeps you coming back for more. Join us at the Table – where reservation is always denied for those who can't handle real talk.
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Speaker 1:Queen of the night. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, don't make no difference, she was in her bag back then. Queen of the night. I love this song.
Speaker 3:This sound like it was written for an En Vogue. Yeah, I know that is so true.
Speaker 1:What is going on? Plus Ones, how y'all doing out there. I'm glad y'all doing good. Hope y'all doing good. If you're not, let us know we're not. Oh my god, Nene Sean, what's up?
Speaker 2:Hey guys.
Speaker 1:What's going on? Hi, we back at it again. How was everyone's week Week end? We back at it again.
Speaker 2:How was everyone's week weekend? It was actually really good. It was relaxing. Wow, I had some days off. Nice Wait why I had an affair.
Speaker 1:Let's dive deep in that affair. What happened?
Speaker 2:I'm engaged now.
Speaker 1:Oh wow um oh wait, whoa, whoa congratulations. So do their wife know, yo nini don't give me that look. So no, seriously, no, no seriously, no, you, you seriously engaged.
Speaker 2:I mean like yeah, I had an affair and I'm now with the new person.
Speaker 1:Really yeah, wow, is it a person for real, it's a mattress you got a new mattress.
Speaker 2:I fell in love with my mattress all over again, and you know you know what?
Speaker 1:I can't wait to have that type of affair. I need a new mattress.
Speaker 2:Badly, badly and I stole that mattress from the box spring.
Speaker 1:You did so, you was just enjoying Badly, and I stole that mattress from the box spring. You did Mm-hmm, so you was just enjoying.
Speaker 2:Enjoying all my post-opedic.
Speaker 1:I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 2:So you had a relaxing, I did. I had a really relaxing week. It was very nice. Good, I got to just lounge and be stress-free. Good, not have to worry about much.
Speaker 1:Good, that's good. Nene, what about you?
Speaker 3:He had his ups and downs.
Speaker 1:So it was a week. It was a week. That's good, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 3:And you Okay so You're sitting there waiting like hurry up guys.
Speaker 1:Get your shit out, because I got to get my shit out. If everybody remembers, last episode, I kind of gave you the kind of rundown of what happened prior to my father's funeral and how someone decided to cuss me out for taking care of everything or something, something along that, that. Along along those lines, hey, yo, and I think I believe I said I end up just canceling everything I paid for, which almost was the funeral itself. Um, but I didn't cancel the funeral. The funeral, the service was a beautiful thing, but I did cancel the repass and the catering for the repass. So the funeral actually happened on wednesday when our last episode dropped. So that should have caught you up to what I'm talking about. Now. Go to the funeral um, almost, almost lost it in the funeral, almost shut that shit down. My brother's wife almost put a battery in my back so I almost started verbally shutting shit down.
Speaker 2:No cops were called.
Speaker 1:No cops were called because that bitch stayed far away from me and her mother.
Speaker 2:Sibling.
Speaker 1:My wife held me down. My wife held me down, made sure I wasn't. I wasn't going too crazy, but from what you know, I'm not gonna get into too much detail she's a good man, savannah that that phrase did happen. That phrase was used, uh, one time in the, you know, when people was giving a reflect, uh, reflections.
Speaker 1:Um, I didn't get up and give a reflection they said that whole phrase for real yeah, well, not savannah, they was like, but he's a good man type of thing and I was just wondering what the fuck, what, who the fuck they was talking about. But I had a chance to go up there and kind of give my reflections, but I didn't want to because I was. I didn't want to bring the thing down. So but to my understanding, after we went to the burial and everybody was asking me about the repass, I was referring them to my sister. As I said I was, I was gonna, she want to talk to shit, she, she wanted to take control. I canceled it. Hopefully she had more than enough time to book a spot, get catering and whatever. So everybody's coming up to me hey, where's Repass? Repass is supposed to be here. And I was like refer to said sibling, refer to her, refer to her. And then once they finished reading, and it was like hey, like, hey, everybody gotta get out of here so we can put the casket in the ground.
Speaker 1:Me, my wife, my family jumped in the car, went to Hibachi's. We went to Hibachi's they're chefing it up and we're enjoying our food. And we was like alright, cool, hibachi's over. My son was like hey, let's go to Sweet Frog. Alright, bet we go to Sweet Frog. All right, bet we going to Sweet Frog and getting ice cream, getting the toppings, and we is chilling. You would have never thought y'all just left for funeral, you damn right. We is just chilling and I get a phone call and it's like hey, uh, oh, hey mister, hey mister.
Speaker 1:Hey, mister hey mister, everybody, everybody is at the repass location, everybody's here. Everybody showed up and I was like, yeah, and Me and my family's out to dinner Sibling. They was like so the sibling showed up, she showed up, she showed up, and the first thing out of her mouth was oh, I didn't think he was serious.
Speaker 2:Get out of here F-A-F-O. So wait, I didn't think he was serious.
Speaker 1:What am I going to do in three days? That's what I heard. That she said Wow, that's that's what I heard. That she said oh wow, my brother who who was a part of this group chat that she was cussing me out in, and the wife who actually read it, read the group chat understood that I wasn't. I was standing on business, I ain't, I ain't canceling all this shit. So everybody knew within a week prior to this funeral that canceled all this shit. Refer to her. So now she's like oh my god, I didn't think he was serious and everybody's showing up looking at her and I'm eating sweet frog chili. So that is a quick little update. There was so much more, but I'm just going to keep it that short. But yeah, don't fuck with me.
Speaker 3:That shit was fucking hilarious. Yeah short, but yeah, yeah, don't fuck with me. I guess I fucked around and found out there you go.
Speaker 1:That shit was fucking hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's so much more, but I don't even get into it. What is going on?
Speaker 3:in the world today too much stupid shit. Too much, it really is way too much stupid shit. It Too much, it really is Way too much stupid shit.
Speaker 2:It really, really is.
Speaker 3:Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Did you guys see that Utah, that nurse from Utah, that Utah. That Utah. So, according to NBC News, a 47-year-old nurse, megan Randall Sunwall Sunwall, is sitting in jail right now.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's that.
Speaker 2:So she, well, I'll say allegedly, allegedly okay. Now even though her ass is sitting in jail. Okay, she convinced her 38-year-old friend, casey Lentieri, that she was battling cancer. So it turns out Megan made it all up, so she was having money problems and she created this elaborate ass scheme because she was trying to get her friend's life insurance policy of one point five million dollars and so I got so many questions.
Speaker 3:I'm assuming her friend must have appointed her as a beneficiary. Well, no, I know.
Speaker 1:I read the story. I didn't, so I can't wait to hear this shit.
Speaker 2:So they found like 28,000 text messages between the two of them, going all the way back to 2019. And this girl truly believed the lie, um, and so she was. I'm talking to her about helping her out, um, and about her money troubles, and that it will be solved when she got her life insurance payout and wait who had the like.
Speaker 1:So the friend that was Helping the liar had a life insurance Of one point something million dollars.
Speaker 3:She wasn't helping the liar. The liar was Claiming to help her Right, giving her treatments, yeah.
Speaker 2:She was giving her treatments for a cancer that didn't exist.
Speaker 1:Right. Wait, I'm so confused.
Speaker 3:She convinced her friend that her friend had cancer.
Speaker 1:Wait, I don't know whose friend. Okay, so I'm going to identify her as the liar with cancer. Megan is the liar.
Speaker 3:Okay, Megan. Megan is the nurse. The nurse is the liar.
Speaker 1:Her name is Megan, her name is Megan. And then you have the friend is Casey, the friend is Casey, the friend is Casey. Yes, who? Has the life insurance, yes, and she has a chronic illness or something like that.
Speaker 3:Well, Megan told her she did. Megan told her she had cancer.
Speaker 1:Oh, so the nurse told her she was dying, correct?
Speaker 2:And was giving her treatment, medications and stuff.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, yeah, Okay, I'm following, I'm following. Oh shit, yeah, okay, I'm following, I'm following. Your motherfucker is savages. Go ahead, no, no, go ahead so it just was so elaborate.
Speaker 2:Casey's uncle ended up calling 911 after Megan tried to tell him that Casey had a do not resuscitate a DNR and that she didn't want to go to the hospital because evidently things went left and she was dying, quote unquote and this woman believed that she had cancer for almost five years. Yeah, this woman believed that she had cancer for almost five years. Yeah, and it turns out she didn't have a $1.5 million life insurance.
Speaker 3:Life insurance? She didn't have life insurance at all.
Speaker 1:No, so the nurse who was lying to this person saying she had cancer, which was her friend, which was her friend.
Speaker 2:Thinking she was going to get the policy.
Speaker 1:Her friend said she has a $1.5 million life insurance. So the friend is lying and killing this friend To collect, to collect this shit, to find out she didn't have life insurance in the first place. Mm-hmm, oh, that's so. They both was just lying to each other.
Speaker 3:I honestly feel like.
Speaker 1:They was meant for each other.
Speaker 3:I honestly feel like they was mad for each other Because in the part in the story where it says when is it?
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, oh no, I read it.
Speaker 3:No, I was reading it. I thought she died for a second. Why are you killing me off like that?
Speaker 1:I'm trying to get your life insurance.
Speaker 2:I ain't got none. Damn it. Give her some cancer man, oh shit.
Speaker 3:No, I thought it said that she was trying to have Megan help her because of her troubles, but I read it wrong. That's Megan telling her that, right, yeah, so that was never mind. Damn, that's even crazy, damn.
Speaker 2:So that was never mind.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 2:That's even crazy, damn son. Can you imagine, though, friends?
Speaker 3:ain't shit, yo, this is why I?
Speaker 2:say you can't trust nobody.
Speaker 3:It's greed. Yo you can't trust your it's fucking greed. You can't trust nobody Like that's-.
Speaker 1:She had a $100 insurance policy. She doing all that shit for 50 cents.
Speaker 2:She paid more a month for the policy than it was in the past For real.
Speaker 3:What the freak. She probably signed up to get a policy to get that high, but ain't make enough payments yet. The friend just automatically thought that that's what the payout was going to be. Bitch you.
Speaker 1:Yo, I wonder how long they was friends for, like childhood friends.
Speaker 2:It doesn't say, it doesn't say how long.
Speaker 1:I think it's fucked up regardless, but to be lifelong friends.
Speaker 3:To call somebody your friend period and they do some shit like that to you is fucked up, no matter how long you've been friends, you're playing with somebody's life. Yeah, forgive me. Money changes people.
Speaker 2:Then you're getting meds. You're a nurse, you're getting meds yeah.
Speaker 1:Giving her radiation and shit.
Speaker 2:Where you getting these meds from.
Speaker 3:Right Damn, and you don't find it weird like bitch, you ain't gonna get a second opinion. You really gonna listen to a nurse and not a doctor.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's big.
Speaker 2:Maybe she played the role of the doctor first and then she left the house, came back, knocked on the door and she had the nurse, turn your mic off. Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but see Just turn it off you was fucked up, bro.
Speaker 2:Maybe it was Doogie Howser.
Speaker 3:Why was that doctor who put that little boy who pretended to be a doctor?
Speaker 1:But like, where's the common sense for the friend to be like?
Speaker 3:Because a lot of people really put trust.
Speaker 1:I know you're my nurse, but like you're not a doctor, Like she didn't're not a doctor, she didn't ask for a doctor at all. Apparently, not because, Like when she's sleeping and her friend shaved her head, but like see, you're losing your hair, All right, never mind, Never mind the cancer is not what makes you lose your hair, it's the meds, the radiation. It's the meds, yeah, not the radiation but I'm saying like, if she want to, really you know, never mind no did you say?
Speaker 3:you know, you can turn your mic off too. Table for one hey guys, since we're going to move forward. But that's wild though, like but I mean not to sound fucked up or anything but dumb ways to die. Like you don't ask questions and sigh, that's attempted murder.
Speaker 1:I know like she should be.
Speaker 3:I thought she died. I thought she did kill her.
Speaker 1:That was my next question.
Speaker 3:It says that was my next question. The headline says accused of killing her friend.
Speaker 1:Accused of killing, that means she dead.
Speaker 3:I thought that meant that she dead. She ain't dead.
Speaker 2:Turn your mic off.
Speaker 1:Table for zero Just air.
Speaker 5:No more legs on the table.
Speaker 1:Yo, whatever, yo, I hope she gets the time that she deserves. And if the other lady survived Thoughts in person, I don't know If the other lady survived thoughts and prayers, I don't know If she did rest in peace, healthy peace, I don't know. You can stop now, okay, what's the next? What?
Speaker 3:else are you talking about?
Speaker 1:This is going to turn into a Tyler Perry movie. Yo, yeah, I seen a little bit of that. What is that Black? What he got that show, beauty in Black, beauty in Black. I seen a little bit of that. I didn't want to see a little bit of that. But I understand why I didn't want to see a little bit of that. Because that shit, who did that? Tyler Perry Like, why they, I don't know. We could do a review of that show later, if y'all want, because I don't get it Tyler Perry, I don't get it Anybody. If y'all watch that show, please let me know how y'all feel about that damn show, because that shit's stupid to me. Because that shit's stupid to me.
Speaker 3:And if you haven't watched it, it is Beauty in Black and it is on Netflix right now. And it is two. It's a two-part right now, Right.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm yeah.
Speaker 1:Apparently. Apparently you're going to want to watch it, but when you watch it, you want to stop watching it. But you can't stop watching it. It's stupidly created beautifully.
Speaker 3:Where's my sister? Get me out this hospital. I'm going to leave.
Speaker 1:So yeah, all right, what's next?
Speaker 3:Did y'all see the coach pulling the girl hair? Yeah, the girl hair.
Speaker 1:Yo, everybody's talking about that video about the coach, not bad. Nobody really says something about the girl who was protecting the girl who got her hair pulled.
Speaker 3:Shouts out to her because she was on point.
Speaker 1:Nobody pointed her out to be like yo.
Speaker 3:She was protecting, she was like pointing that man, she was like hold up now. Like yo, get the fuck away from her, because most kids are just standing there and let that shit happen and then talk about it later. Shout out to her that was a big step for her.
Speaker 1:Shout out to her Because I thought she was going to snuff that dude.
Speaker 3:So applaud her Definitely for protecting her teammate.
Speaker 1:But he's a fool for doing that.
Speaker 2:And he got fired. He should be.
Speaker 1:As he should have. He should be and he should be going to jail for assault.
Speaker 2:At what point do you think that it's okay to?
Speaker 1:Well, if he was losing by 90, no.
Speaker 3:At no, that's what I'm about to say. Ain't no way. I don't care how bad y'all losing you is not going to put your hands On my child. Ain't no fucking way.
Speaker 2:Nah, yeah, it'll be a cold like yeah, before I be like well, you know what baby y'all was losing by a nine?
Speaker 1:fuck right no you deserve all kinds of ass whooping for that block. Nah, nah, don't touch my child cause I'm busting ass. I've seen clips where, like the two, like kids, were like kinda getting a scuffle and then the parents would jump off the bleachers and I think I think I seen, like the, the father of one kid like push and shove the other kid and then the parent came in just bowled his ass over. So yeah, I figured, I figured that was gonna happen. But you know, there was probably in the town where you know, retaliation when a coach might, I don't know, I didn't see the parent jump up at all after the child got yanked. Like that it's weird well on this video.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they probably cut that shit, or you know, not everybody's parent comes to their. That's probably why. Probably why she got her hair pulled Could be.
Speaker 1:Your parent ain't here. They don't care about your small career.
Speaker 2:Maybe the clock was like when he was driving to the game. He was listening to LL Cool J's song.
Speaker 1:And which song was that? Yeah, which song was that?
Speaker 3:The Head Sprung song. My head sprung, hey y'all. The head sprung song.
Speaker 1:My head sprung. Ay yo Yo, we're not doing this.
Speaker 2:It was either that or Willow Smith.
Speaker 5:Yo nah, I went my head back and forth.
Speaker 2:Ay yo, Because he was on one. He was on something. Yeah, he really Something hyped him I think that it was okay.
Speaker 3:He thought that was his wife. That motherfucker had a fucking. You know what bitch I fucking? Oh shit, it's a kid, hey yo.
Speaker 2:His wife was the one that jumped in between them. Oh, oh.
Speaker 5:Look Paul.
Speaker 1:He look like a Paul. He look like a Paul oh.
Speaker 3:So he look like a paul, he look like a paul. So, motherfuckers crazy.
Speaker 2:Keep your hands to your goddamn self. Yeah, seriously, where's the fuck everybody.
Speaker 3:Parent yo yeah, because I'm surprised that any parent I didn't see an actual adult, like any parent.
Speaker 1:Video is cut short, so we don't know True. The moment the hand touched her hair, I'm in the video. There's no second Because he yanked, it walked around her and then started bringing her in his face.
Speaker 3:And I'm like, unless all the adults were seated outside of the goddamn, or they was accustomed to that shit, like that's not the first time he did it and this just happened to be that somebody recorded it and put that shit on TikTok or whatever they put it on and it went viral, so now it's a thing.
Speaker 1:The fact that the person recorded it is how they kept recording it. It's crazy to me.
Speaker 3:It probably was another kid yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's crazy you know that's what people do now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, they ain't helping nobody, they're just recording that shit because I was I was watching this um, it was a tiktok video when I was playing a prank and this guy was in like one of the um shopping plaza, um parking lots and he was going to his car and he asked the employee, this older man that was out there dealing with the carts or whatever and he asked him if he could help him get the stuff in his car. So he opened the back trunk of the vehicle and there's a woman in there tied up and she's I think I saw that it was a prank thing, right, she's like he's like oh, don't worry about her oh he just closes the trunk.
Speaker 2:But it's so crazy to me because the employee was just like oh okay, this is just a regular day. Yeah, and I'm like wow, so people are like that desensitized to this type of stuff now that they're just like you know what I'm going to mind, my whole goddamn business.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let me ask you a question do you think it's better now that people can video the disturbance or the crime more so than deal with it how we used to? You think you think that this is a good thing that they do?
Speaker 3:I think it's a uh, what they call it, a gift and a curse. I think it's that, for me, my opinion.
Speaker 1:You think because of that Rodney King thing back in our day, like because it was caught on camera, like they couldn't deny it. So it was like yo, you know, once they came out with the capability for us to film everything, to kind of put I mean, it's almost used to protect ourselves, but then we get so desensitized that it's happening to somebody else, we can't take the camera off of them and help, right, because do you think it's because they don't want to get involved or be responsible, or they'd be like I just got the evidence here.
Speaker 3:I think it's a bit above all of it. Yeah.
Speaker 2:But for a while people were. They were like intervening and helping people.
Speaker 2:It was turning on them yeah and so they were like you know what. Well then, I'm just going mind my damn business because, right, sometimes people was helping and they would end up getting sued. Person that they helped ended up suing them, or you know like. Or they ended up getting hurt, or they ended up losing their life trying to help somebody else. So yeah, you know like, or they ended up getting hurt, or they ended up losing their life trying to help somebody else. So yeah, you know, I don't know, or in certain situations.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like you said, like if somebody does try to help, then they have to deal with the retaliation of helping that person from whoever they was protecting them, trying to protect them from this is going to lead me to a second question is has it been desensitized or is it second nature now?
Speaker 1:or have you ever felt like once you get pulled or pulled over, you need to pull out your camera, like have y'all ever been pulled over recently and felt like I need to get this on camera?
Speaker 3:been pulled over recently and felt like I need to get this on camera. Uh, so you mean personally pulled over, yeah yeah, personally a police officer?
Speaker 1:yeah, no, I haven't. No like that. It's not in a like, it's not instilled in your head to be like. Oh my god, I can't pull it over, let me pull out my camera because usually, like my driver would deal with that, so I don't really um and usually I get an attitude like why the fuck you put me over, bitch who?
Speaker 3:Who the fuck are you For one? Why do you?
Speaker 1:have a driver. What are you doing while he's driving? Oh my God, that's why I got pulled over, because he was swerving. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Not the swerve. No, it's funny because I was watching this other story where it was a guy I think it was in the subway and this guy was getting attacked by another man Yep and this guy ran over to help him and ended up fighting with the guy who was attacking him yeah yep, and the one that originally was getting attacked ran away and left the guy.
Speaker 2:That was that's crazy. And I was like ran away and left the guy. That was that's crazy. And I was like you at least could have now jumped him. I helped out. Well, clearly, if he was getting his ass whooped, he ain't want no parts of that.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't have expected him to help me out if I came over to help.
Speaker 1:I clearly already know you can't do shit Because you was getting molly whopped already know you can't do shit because you was getting molly whop, so do you? Do you accept the cell phone society?
Speaker 2:like the cell phone video society now, um, in that way you mean yeah, um, yeah yeah, like it seems like it's a necessary now it. I think that there's a lot of people. It depends on what they catch and how much they catch it that try to make it a different type of issue by videotaping and stuff like that. But I think the protection of certain classes of people is absolutely necessary and I'm perfectly fine with it, because why would you not be okay with being? Filmed unless you're doing something wrong.
Speaker 1:Exactly, just had those questions.
Speaker 3:Alright, what's?
Speaker 1:next Trick Daddy Tricky Because I'm a thug.
Speaker 3:That's Florida. Florida, what happened? That's Florida. What's florida?
Speaker 2:florida, florida, florida florida evans so anyways so they named me after a state trick daddy in all his 51 years and I can't believe he's only 51 because he looked a whole bit 75 like he had a life and was reborn.
Speaker 1:Like you live the second time you live like a burnt biscuit baby because I'm a cook, but he was talking about dating.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and there's some audio for that.
Speaker 4:That's the hardest shit in the world. They stuck in their fucking way and they wonder why they can't keep up.
Speaker 3:He said dating his age.
Speaker 4:Them. Old hoes need to lower their standards and realize that this unless you want an old, unless you want an old Trick, no, unless them hoes want a nigga that want. Unless they want a swap out nigga, that's a swap out artist. Unless them bitches want a yes man or a pay master Bitch, I'm the sugar daddy with no sugar. Yeah, sweet and low. I'm not doing that. Whatever you don't do, you don't get paid for Like bitch. Stop always complaining Like for real, the most stuck in that way. I ask you where you at. You ain't my. I'm not your bitch. I hope I'm not your daddy bitch. I want to know where you at in case you get in an accident, in case you get a flat tire. I'm not See.
Speaker 4:Women want to get treated like niggas. I don't like niggas. I'm going to treat you like a nigga. I treat niggas any kind of way. You want to get treated equal. So you're telling me you want to get treated like a nigga because you can never be a nigga. You can never be me. If a man going to be a man, are you really a woman? Why you don't cook? Why you don't pay more attention to me like you pay attention to your eyelashes. A 50-year-old ain't got no baby hair. Why, you wasn't even 45 to get braces and shit like that Bitch. You wasn't even 45 years old to get braces. And now you got your little daughter, 21, getting her body done, 23, and she 23. 23 years old and she got her titties done. You ain't even have a baby yet. That shit gonna drop. You gotta get them done again. You understand what I'm saying? Ain't no 40-year-old nitchy, you're 45, you ain't got baby hairs. So what's your demo?
Speaker 4:I want a bitch I can leave something, a bitch I can raise, because you can't re-raise nobody. Somebody I can raise, somebody that appreciate me, you can't re-raise nobody. Somebody can raise, somebody that appreciates me.
Speaker 1:Somebody that can learn.
Speaker 4:Show them how to work hard, show them how to accomplish. This is what women my age do. They go to other neighborhoods. They move from Miami to Atlanta. From Atlanta to Miami you still a hoe, you can't run the miles back on that pussy. You can't turn the miles back on that pussy. So they want to be able to say I bet you, none of your friends ain't fucked me. But yeah, his friend fucked you, his friend fucked you, her friend fucked you, her brother fucked you, her daddy, everybody else done fucked you. So you're worrying about you're avoiding my friends dick. Fuck my friends. I tried dating women.
Speaker 1:My age, that's the hardest shit. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, what stuck out for me the most.
Speaker 5:Wait, y'all Wait.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, what stuck out for me the most? Wow that, like the statement he made of he wants somebody he can raise yeah, he's a raised doctor, appreciate him that that's cringy, yeah, like that gives.
Speaker 1:Uh, I'm gonna leave her malnourished in the basement no that gives.
Speaker 3:I'm about to get somebody Fresh out of middle school so I can raise them To be what I want them, yikes, want them to be for me, yikes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because for him, if 40 is too old and he's in his 50s, he's looking for somebody. Yeah, very young 18, 19 he said he want to be able To teach them how to.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Do everything he hasn't seen himself Recently, but he hasn't seen himself recently he look like he smell like shit.
Speaker 2:So like how you gonna teach this little girl about her own hygiene and personal care and making sure her undercarriage is appropriate.
Speaker 3:No, he look like he smell like ass, but you know what cracks me up too, though, like he be the type of. He be the type of person Like starting off With them younger women Like, oh, you know, I take care of you. You should never want From a man. He give you whatever you need this, this and that. And then when he get Somebody that's like, oh, you gotta do this For me. And he be like bitch, what the fuck you talk about. I be like, sir, that's what you was offering.
Speaker 2:And he say he a sugar daddy with no sugar. Yeah, he look like the type that'll backhand you if you keep asking. Yeah, like he's giving every red flag.
Speaker 3:He gonna hit you with a neck bone, that nigga say he look like somebody should be calling him fucking Nana.
Speaker 2:He look like when he cooking in his restaurant food be falling off.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, let me change that because they from down south. He look like somebody should be calling his ass Madea.
Speaker 2:They do. I know, rob Latrina you ain't talk about that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that just. Ha ha ha ha, you ain't talk about that. Yeah, that's just. I understand wanting something young. Mm-hmm mm-hmm, but the way he's talking that's too young. Nowadays people are a little bit more self-aware. Unless you got them dumb Like girls who just Don't know no better, didn't really Didn't have that Upbringing by, like you know, parents or something like that. You know they just Sometimes they lost. I think that's what he's looking for One of those lost Women that don't know no better.
Speaker 3:No, he's looking for a child, yeah because lost women that don't know.
Speaker 2:No better. No, he's looking for a child? Yeah, because he said he's not looking for no one. You can't raise nobody twice.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah, so he don't want someone who's already dead, he wants somebody to have.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fresh and brand new.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's not a good look.
Speaker 2:No, that's nasty.
Speaker 1:And I don't think people really understood. I think that's why he named himself.
Speaker 3:He's a trick daddy. Yeah, he was right about not being no sugar daddy.
Speaker 1:Jesus, stop saying that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, leave that alone, anna.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, my dear.
Speaker 3:Cause, not when you out here looking like the mother from good times, sir, sit down yo damn damn damn hey.
Speaker 1:I can't do it. I can hear him in his voice too Cause. I'm all damn. It's always the ugly niggas talking the most. Can I ask y'all a question? Sure, I'm just going to. Would you deal with an ugly person who has money? Who has money, money Nope.
Speaker 2:What do you mean by deal with?
Speaker 3:Not you, so just so $1, bitch.
Speaker 2:Because I can debunk everything, trick Daddy said, and you can raise me twice.
Speaker 1:He only made 50 grand, so what?
Speaker 5:Mm-mm, mm-mm, all right. So, he only made 50 grand. What?
Speaker 1:So you would give them a chance if they had a bag bag.
Speaker 2:But what exactly is a chance? Are you just looking for a companion?
Speaker 4:Nah nigga.
Speaker 1:You know what the fuck I'm talking about you in it to win it, you trying to get married, All right. So there's levels to ugly too.
Speaker 2:So we need to. I need clarification. He look like Trick Daddy.
Speaker 1:Trick Daddy with 5.2 mil, maybe put. No, that's low, that ain't enough. He's pushing. 500 mil, that ain't enough. 500 mil, that ain't enough. 500 mil, yeah, he's pushing, he's half a billy, that ain't enough.
Speaker 3:Half a billy that ain't enough. That nigga look like Trick Daddy. That ain't enough.
Speaker 2:Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Speaker 3:And you gotta have sex with him.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Uh-uh, uh-uh. Sean, where you at Yo come on. Sean, where you at Come on.
Speaker 2:Half a billy, but what am I getting that?
Speaker 3:nigga. Look like he wake up in sweat.
Speaker 2:No, prenup Just cause he has that amount of money.
Speaker 1:No, prenup you in there. You married, you gotta get married, oh no, so you just fucking. That's worse. So like fucking and dating, like you know, just being. This is a relationship basically A relationship, so don't mm-mm A relationship where you can go.
Speaker 2:I thought you was talking about more like homemakers and companions like that company.
Speaker 1:No, he didn't, but he'll buy you whatever you want, or you trying to be like hey, give me, I want the cold, hard cash.
Speaker 3:You want the cash? Yeah, don't buy me shit. Don't worry about buying me shit, bitch, fill my bank account All right.
Speaker 1:What about Jay-Z Hell?
Speaker 2:yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, look, all right. Yeah, chris Rock. And understand yeah.
Speaker 2:Understand yeah.
Speaker 5:They have breathable bags now, so yeah.
Speaker 3:Shabba rings. That ain't the money. He ain't got no money. He ain't got no money.
Speaker 1:I'm saying if he dead he ain't got no money Okay.
Speaker 3:So, there's a certain amount that will erase the ugliness. It's leveled to ugly, though. That's what it is.
Speaker 1:There's tier one, tier two, tier three. What's the price tag on tier one, tier two, tier three?
Speaker 3:That depends on who's in tier one. Here's who's in tier two and who's in tier three.
Speaker 2:Wait. So is one a good tier, or is three a good tier?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you need to. As the tier gets higher, they get uglier, okay, so if?
Speaker 2:Trick Daddy is.
Speaker 1:Tier three.
Speaker 2:Tier three yeah, I'm going to make him think he got cancer. Huh, huh.
Speaker 3:That nigga got to be worth $500 billion and ready to put? Is that bullions Billion? I was about to say God damn, nigga gotta be worth 500 billion and ready to put and ready to billion you ain't touching that motherfucker 500 rupees fucking exchange ain't even touching that fucking sonic coins. Hit that motherfucker rings. Pop out his body.
Speaker 1:What would be a tier?
Speaker 2:two ugly, I would say Jay-Z Tier. One ugly Michael B Jordan for me. Wow, wow, I don't find him Wow.
Speaker 1:Plus one. Do you agree with that? Is Michael B Jordan a tier one ugly?
Speaker 3:Oh shit, please, please, please, let us know y'all gonna hate me then because, uh, green eye bandit, dude, what is that? He's tier one, he's tier one.
Speaker 1:Wow, he's tier one kiki would kiki palmer would disagree with you no, that she can have that all right. Hey, listen, I could see her liking my brother, plus ones out there we need to know Is Michael.
Speaker 3:Ealy, because I think he looks like my brother.
Speaker 1:Is Michael Ealy or Michael B Jordan? Tier one ugly to y'all guys. Let us know it gotta be the Michaels, huh.
Speaker 3:I just realized that that's funny.
Speaker 1:Gotta be the Michaels. That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:You know who else Will be on there.
Speaker 1:The tier one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, damn, what's that dude he was in, get Out. He was the the security cop dude. What's his name? Oh, the comedian, the glasses yeah. What's his name? I I know you're talking about. He would be. He would be tier one. He would be a tier one. Drewski would be a tier two drewski would be a tier two drewski looked like an ewok he does look like an ewok, he definitely does look like an ewok.
Speaker 1:What is he? A tier two? What would Drewski fall?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd say a two.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because ain't no way he is. He's not as, he's not cute, but he's not as ugly as fucking Nana Yo.
Speaker 1:Hey, y'all out there, Plus ones, give me y'all tiers. Yo who falls in y'all tiers of ugly, who did Bootsy fall?
Speaker 3:Bootsy is a tier fucking five no sir, he's not worse than that. I would put him with Trick Daddy, though he tier three, he tier three. You call him Bootsy, I don't care. Little bootleg nigga. All right, what's?
Speaker 2:next. Do you guys know any?
Speaker 3:No Pause. How he asks us us who are your tier threes? Oh yeah, one, two, three.
Speaker 1:he always give the questions but don't want to fucking answer shit. Nah, your turn. Uh, okay, tier one would probably be betty white, don't do that to betty.
Speaker 3:Rest in peace, um, I don't know. Rest in peace.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:Well, start with your three, then. Three would probably be Whoopi Goldberg. No, because he like.
Speaker 1:Whoopi, oh, you do that's right, yeah, but as far as ugliness no, I wouldn't do that with Whoopi because I like her too much. As far asgliness no, I wouldn't do that because I like her too much. As far as I would put, I don't know, I don't know Viola Davis, she would probably be tier two for me, while she walking or no, while she walking, she got to walk like that she got to walk ugly as hell too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that is an ugly walk she got to do that strut to be in tier two.
Speaker 1:So yeah, she got to walk like that. That walk ugly as hell too. That is an ugly walk. She got to do that strut to be in tier two. She got to come with the strut, tier two with the strut, the strut. Y'all are going to find this crazy, but the modern day Kerry Washington would probably be tier one for me.
Speaker 2:With her mouth open.
Speaker 1:I can see that Teeth, that shit, that just. I definitely agree, I love her to death. I do, I just I can't stand it, crackhead.
Speaker 3:Carrie is definitely one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, tier three.
Speaker 3:What about a two? Don't forget, we got two.
Speaker 1:I got two. I got Viola Davis with the Strat oh, that's right. Tier three the Strat. Man.
Speaker 3:I don't know, you don't know. Nobody ugly enough to get to tier three.
Speaker 1:I try not to look at them.
Speaker 3:Hey yo.
Speaker 1:Patra, I haven't seen patra and patra, that's. That's little kim. Now she's tier two she's tier two yeah, I won't, yeah, I won't put three. Three is uh, I'm trying to think uh, yeah, see like you right, I'm trying to think of. Yeah, see, like you, you're right, I'm trying to think of you can't find A decent tier 3 ugly For female For female.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1:Like.
Speaker 2:To what about? What's her name? The woman who, the actress who played.
Speaker 3:Macy Gray, what would?
Speaker 2:you put her Tier 2 In terms the actress who played Macy Gray. Where would you put her Tier?
Speaker 3:two.
Speaker 2:In terms of actress who played on Snowfall the mother.
Speaker 5:Ow.
Speaker 1:No, she wouldn't make a tier for me, she wouldn't. She lost weight in that show, right? That's the one you're talking about.
Speaker 2:The mother, franklin's mother.
Speaker 1:Franklin's mom, oh Franklin's mom, oh Franklin's mom, yeah.
Speaker 3:I know With the mole on her. Yeah, Mole, mole, mole, mole. For me that would be a three.
Speaker 1:All the way. Nope, I got a three for you. There's Monique.
Speaker 3:Really you would put Monique on the three the comedian.
Speaker 1:Yeah, really yeah, I seen her without the hair and the makeup and stuff, right you?
Speaker 3:know what, If you take the makeup and hair away from all of them, you probably be changing your tears too.
Speaker 1:Yeah so that's a problem, all right.
Speaker 3:So you wouldn to put Precious. Aw, gabrielle Gabby, I can see her being a three. Is it because of the face or the size?
Speaker 1:Both. I don't really care about the size, but her face she's a. To me that would be.
Speaker 3:The safe was real, my nigga.
Speaker 1:Did you see the fucking look over. You know who? I want to hear their tier three ugly. I want to hear the blueprint.
Speaker 3:That'd be fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1:You should fucking call him, I should call him, I should call him Hold on hey yo he really tried to save us.
Speaker 1:Hold on. He did Hold on. We'll call him. We'll call him. Please leave your message for 860. Oh, hold on, Let me try it again. Let me just make sure I'm in tears right now. Hey, blueprint, hey listen. First of all, all you're live on the pod okay and we got a question for you shoot. So we just had a conversation about who would be your tier, top three tier of ugly, right meaning like if, if you had to deal with someone ugly for the bag, who would you deal with with a bag Number?
Speaker 10:one.
Speaker 1:Whoopi Goldberg. Is she your worst or your least?
Speaker 10:Wait, wait, wait, you gonna shoot some names out.
Speaker 1:No. So like say so, nene and Sean said tier three of their tier three ugly that they would deal with the bag would be Trick.
Speaker 10:Daddy, I know Seal better be number one.
Speaker 1:Trick Daddy is three, and it gets a little cuter as you get down to tier one. So what?
Speaker 3:he's trying to say is tier. One is like the, not so ugly no, no, no, not so. Ugly no, no, no, not so ugly. Tier two is the next step of not so ugly.
Speaker 10:And then tier three and above is like the ugliest. They gotta have bread though, right.
Speaker 3:Yes, it's all about bread. It's only because of bread.
Speaker 1:They gotta have the bag. So who will be your tier three, starting with tier one?
Speaker 10:Tier one is the ugliest right.
Speaker 1:No, no, that's the least ugliest.
Speaker 10:Okay, so it could be somebody that look good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, someone you could like you wouldn't mind dealing with for the bag, but they not really that cute. But they not really that cute, okay.
Speaker 10:All right, beyonce would be tier one for me. Wow, wow.
Speaker 3:Wow, oh, you got high standards bitch Okay.
Speaker 10:So tier two, tier two, oprah.
Speaker 1:Okay, I can see that, yeah, like she's not Wait a minute, she's Okay. Yep, wait, wait. 90s Oprah or Oprah now.
Speaker 4:Damn bitch you beat me to it which version of Oprah, which Oprah.
Speaker 1:The talk show Oprah.
Speaker 10:Which version that has the most money.
Speaker 1:This one. This is the now Oprah, now Oprah, all right. So the now Oprah, all right. So who will be like? Who's your three? Like God damn it, I got to deal with this ugly bitch, whoopi Goldberg, with this ugly bitch. Oh, whoopi Goldberg, whoopi will be the.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1:Whoopi is like the L. We figured Whoopi will be on somebody's list, yeah. Like L she ain't got no eyebrows. Yo, I want to dive a little bit deeper on this Beyonce one, though. Why Beyonce?
Speaker 10:I think Beyonce is pretty. I just don't think she. It's not that she's ugly, it's that in comparison to how people talk about her.
Speaker 3:It's overrated she overrated. She let a girl next door.
Speaker 10:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I get that. That makes sense.
Speaker 10:Like if Destiny's Child walked into the club and all of them had the same amount of money.
Speaker 3:You're going for Kelly, I'm going for Kelly $25,000. The club and all of them had the same amount of money You're going to Kelly, I'm going to Kelly, beyonce, then Michelle, I want to put. Michelle, is Michelle your top three? Michelle on three. Oh shit, you put her on the whoopie list.
Speaker 1:Wait, michelle, make top three Tier three Chelsea.
Speaker 10:No, she'll be tier two. She'll be tier two. Okay, all right, she'll be tier two, all right, all right. Who else is who else?
Speaker 3:oh, I got a question for you. Because what? Because, uh cuz I will be here for you. Um, kerry, kerry, uh, kerry, washington, uh-huh, where would you put her?
Speaker 1:I got a tier one for me.
Speaker 10:She would be tier two. Oh, okay, because of that meme with her ugly crying.
Speaker 1:That's why I put her in tier one, though I can't do it.
Speaker 10:That meme, I couldn't do it. That meme, I couldn't unsee that and I would never be able to do something to make her cry, because then I would think I'd be like alright, this bitch about to cry.
Speaker 3:It's like ah bitch, you ugly as fuck when you cry. Shut up, please please don't cry.
Speaker 10:You can cry whatever you want Yo that's funny. Alright, alright, who else. Who else? You got whatever you want. Yo, that's funny, niggas like Kerry Washington. Alright, who else?
Speaker 1:Who else you would put on tier 1 or tier 3? I know Whoopi's up there.
Speaker 3:Who would be another one next to Whoopi? Who would you put with Whoopi? Out of all the celebrities, like all of them, just pick Lizzo. Wow Cause of her look or her size celebrities and, like all of them, just pick Lizzo Wow Because of her look or her size.
Speaker 1:You doing that in the line, because I ought to put Harriet Tubman because you seen her.
Speaker 3:Yo shut the fuck up. I'm not fucking Harriet Tubman that bitch will shoot your ass.
Speaker 1:Every picture that you see of Harriet Tubman she give you that mean ass girl. She'll be up there in two or three.
Speaker 10:Nah, that's a fact, harriet, do she give you?
Speaker 3:that mean ass girl She'll be up there in tier 3. Nah, that's a fact, harry, you do got a strong nigga face. I respect the hell out of her.
Speaker 10:She wouldn't make no list. But Strong J from Boomerang Never.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:Wait, that's the strong one with the box right.
Speaker 10:Yeah, that's the one with, like my pussy, marcus, you said my pussy. Who's that?
Speaker 1:No, no, that's the old one, like Marcus Grace.
Speaker 3:Jones. He talking about Grace Jones.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, so yeah, marcus.
Speaker 10:Hey yo.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about the other one, yeah, yeah, the older one.
Speaker 10:You don't want to suck my pussy. She was wallowing. She was wallowing.
Speaker 1:All right. Blueprint we wanted to touch on a secret Because we got to see where you land on these yo, so it was fun. That's funny. But yo we'll hit you later, yo, all right. All right later, bye, bye. Oh, that was funny, that was funny.
Speaker 3:Oh, that was funny oh, that was funny, that was funny, oh, that was funny beyonce tier one for him that was wow, that was shocking, yo plus one.
Speaker 1:Tell me what you think about that.
Speaker 3:That was absolutely shocking all right, what's next?
Speaker 2:so either one of you guys um have a uh ultra crepidarian in your life. What?
Speaker 3:the what the?
Speaker 2:fuck. Is that so? That is someone who gives opinions on topics they know nothing about. Oh yeah, definitely do. I know a few of those. That term comes from a Latin phrase meaning beyond the shoe. It was inspired by a shoemaker.
Speaker 3:And it means shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2:And it describes people who speak without expertise, often spreading misinformation or unfounded claims.
Speaker 1:Wow, I got so many siblings like that.
Speaker 3:You know who else is like that? A lot of my goddamn co-workers. Yes, that's where you find them. Really, I have this one co-worker who's a like know-it-all-but-don't-know-a-goddamn-thing and it's like know it all but don't know a goddamn thing, and it's like you don't even know what you're fucking talking about.
Speaker 2:And will probably argue you down.
Speaker 3:Yes, they would, and then, when you prove them wrong, they sign it. Yep.
Speaker 1:I feel like I've been tricked into being one of those, really, because people have conversations and they ask me about stuff and I don't really want to talk about it, so I agree Like yeah, sure, and then they keep asking me about, like continue the conversation and look at me.
Speaker 3:So you just go along with the shit?
Speaker 1:I feel like I got to go along with the shit. I have no facts or anything, so I feel like I've been kind of been pushed into being one of them.
Speaker 3:You're like.
Speaker 1:God damn it. I was hood like yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that and I try to move on. I try to move on and they keep asking me questions about it. I don't watch baseball. I don't know who the fuck these people are, or some shit.
Speaker 3:I don't know I'll never get trapped in those I'm like I don't know. Cut that conversation short. Leave me the hell alone.
Speaker 2:What is it called again? It's called a ultra crepidarian.
Speaker 1:Ultra crepidarian Crepidarian Crepidarian.
Speaker 3:You damn crepidarian, hypo crep.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:Did you hear about the three Texas girls who tried to stab their mother? Uh try, to turn it off the fucking wi-fi. Wow yo times. I mean it's getting crazy like these kids. For what?
Speaker 6:I beat this shit police say they plan to kill their own mother and they say that it's all because their mom turned off the Wi-Fi. It happened overnight on Barker's Crossing near Barker Cypress in northwest Harris County. That's where we find Fox 26's Jade Fleury on this disturbing story.
Speaker 7:Jade. No-transcript. Her own daughters tried to stab her with knives and we spoke with some nearby neighbors who tell us that disturbances happen frequently at the family home.
Speaker 3:They be stabbing for everything it's called behavior issues. Okay, wi-fi, the fucking phone being on Wi-Fi, though these kids now are so grown and a lot of them is built bigger than what we were. You ain't lying though.
Speaker 1:Big back, motherfuckers, they come out big back.
Speaker 2:I'll be looking at some of these high school students like Nigga, you was not 13. No, yeah. You turned off the Wi-Fi and it's like I'm turning that shit back on real quick yeah yeah, not me.
Speaker 3:Nugget, be buck bitch you try to take me out.
Speaker 1:we all going. My sons are literally bigger and taller than me and I wish they would try to come stab me with a knife because I turned off. I turned off their phone plenty of time and I wish they would.
Speaker 2:They're just going to wait until you sleep.
Speaker 3:I wish they would my daughter's, not bigger than me, so you can try if you want bitch Shit.
Speaker 2:But, like I don't know, I think we just lost something along the way that we did it. It's just like we did it so easy for you now to just like oh, I didn't get my way, or I don't like something, I'm going to kill you.
Speaker 3:It's the social media. It's the social media, it's the cameras, it's the cancel media, it's the cameras, it's the cancel culture.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's the level of parenting that's happening right now um, yeah, I was talking to somebody the other day, I think, and it was like these, this generation of kids or or they just have so many rights now that they feel like they can kind of just get it if they even understand their fucking rights. But even if they don't, they feel like they could do whatever they want and they could have protection to some degree and to to start understanding that, oh, I could be my own person at nine and not realize motherfucker, you live under my roof.
Speaker 2:I also think that it's not even like some of them, not even protection, but they just don't fear consequences. Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this generation is the generation that we don't give a fuck. We don't care Yo.
Speaker 1:It's weird because I went to the mall today. I haven't been to the mall in forever. This shit, look dead and run down. I used to run the mall when it was popping what mall was this In Manchester, yeah that mall's going down. But youth was in there, the young kids was in there still and I'm like, all right, well, at least they kind of get out and socialize. But I'm standing there waiting for food and I got a bunch of them in front of me and I'm like yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker 1:I felt like if they say some shit sideways, like I feel like I'm going to have to fight all these motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:Well, you was just looking for a fight, so you probably was ready. Yeah, but I'm saying like it felt.
Speaker 1:it felt like Like that's been his aim all the time. I feel like if I looked at one of them wrong, they would have taken it personal and want to do some shit. And I was like why am I feeling like this? Like, why am I feeling like I got to stay on defense around these motherfuckers who's just probably enjoying themselves? And then I thought, thinking about when I was young, if I ever gave that off to adults and I kind of understand older cats reacting that way.
Speaker 1:So I was like let me just calm the fuck down.
Speaker 3:Sometimes I feel like you got to stare at them because they feel like this is my opinion. I feel like these kids with the older generation is like bitch y'all supposed to be scared of us. So usually when I see kids like that and they kids will fucking stare at you I be staring back at them like what you want to do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, because this three year old the other day, when I was standing I bet Pulled out some nunchucks.
Speaker 1:You'd be surprised them, little three year olds.
Speaker 3:They could drive now. Get out of here. No, seriously.
Speaker 1:Smoking a cigar.
Speaker 2:Looking for somebody that don't got a ring? Yeah, McDonald's.
Speaker 3:Like girl, I just seen your. Did you say McDonald's? You old as fuck, I wasn't. I get Somebody granddaddy Go ahead.
Speaker 1:What's next?
Speaker 2:Me sounding like a granddaddy walker flocker did an interview um walker flock recently and oh, I think I've seen what he spoke about how if, in a hypothetical situation, um like, if you gotta save his like wife or child, yeah, so like, if y'all, if they was on a boat yeah, and the boat was sinking or what have you would he save his wife or his child? And he was very adamant that he would save his wife can you play that though?
Speaker 3:because at first when I started to read that I was like what the fuck is he talking about? But he actually kind of makes sense in his own way of explaining why he would do that wife, biblically speaking, is completely different.
Speaker 8:The way that you show up in your relationship, how you show up for your partner, the things that you go through and how you grow through the things that life throws at you is completely different than when you're just married. So, that being said scenario, you're on a boat in the middle of the ocean with your wife and your, your child, and it's still a young child. Both of them get lodged into the water. My wife, you're going to save your wife.
Speaker 3:Not even a hesitation, it's my wife, but listen to what he say. Period that's it.
Speaker 9:I love my wife before I love my child. How the f*** could I choose my child over something or someone that created you Respectfully? I got to make another one Because I can't make a. I cannot make the same woman I love. It's impossible. It's impossible. You can't play with love. I think that's wild, and the same for people that's inspired to be loved or living in just bought a apartment with each other in a conversation.
Speaker 3:So when he said that, I was like, ah, anyway, okay, that makes sense to him because I could see that like, yeah, you, you can't get back the love of your life, I understand that, but nigga, I'm saving my kid like like that's your blood.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's blood and then there's paper, so I'm I'm just really confused yeah. I. There wasn't even a thought process it's like you're talking about oh, I can make another one. What if you can't?
Speaker 3:and then I heard this scenario was brought up to a female and she said the same thing she would save her husband. She was like I can have another kid and you're hoping that you can have yeah I don't. I don't know everybody and I'm not knocking his choice. Everybody has their own choice, but for me, I'm choosing my kid. Yeah, yeah, I would choose my kid. What would you choose you? The way you look, and you choosing your?
Speaker 1:I'm choosing my wife, though I I um and it's not a bad answer. I respect that. Here's what it is. Though if she says, if the child is new type, like, how new are we talking?
Speaker 2:was I just saying young yeah sorry, y'all know I got a morbid Like how new are we talking?
Speaker 5:Was I just saying young? Yeah, young.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sorry, y'all know I got a morbid ass, fucking mind I know Like I understand what he was saying and I sort of agree with him. I love my children.
Speaker 1:I really do. But if I would have to choose, I would choose my wife Only because I like the fact that I agree with the fact that I can't make another person I can fall in love with. That connection is something that I cherish to a point. So we can make this child and, like you say, we don't know if we can make another one, but I'd rather have the opportunity to try.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would choose my child because your spouse can leave you at any time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that is very true. That is very true. Your child can leave you at any time too.
Speaker 2:They're still always, or they? Can try to kill you. Or turn off the wifi.
Speaker 1:Your spouse can. Both can do the same.
Speaker 3:Yeah, endless possibilities. It was interesting.
Speaker 2:when I was reading a lot of the comments and a lot of the women was like I wish you would save my ass and not save the child. I'm going to leave your ass and I can understand that.
Speaker 1:What the fuck I can understand. Oh wait, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. That's a very good point, Because now if I go in there and save my wife and my wife is like I've lived my life, but then that leaves us in a very, very sticky type of situation.
Speaker 3:Either way, it's going to leave you in a sticky situation.
Speaker 1:It's like what am I supposed to do? You know what I'm saying. Now you're saying I saved you. You're going to hold resentment and leave me because I didn't choose a child.
Speaker 3:Right. So it's like you never. Well, technically you don't know, because the wife could have been like nigga. Why'd you save the baby? You never know.
Speaker 2:I think what it really breaks down to in my mind, like his thought process on it, is it's almost kind of selfish, because you're actually only thinking about yourself at that moment.
Speaker 3:Yes, because I was thinking that because technically I'm going to die trying to save both of either. I'm going to go for my child first and then try to save my husband, and if I fail at doing that and actually help one of y'all, then I feel like I did my job.
Speaker 2:But I'm not going to attempt to just save one and not attempt to save the other, because I may never find another love like that Correct, like that's a very selfish way to look at it, because you're now only looking at it as what you may now be losing for your future, in hopes of getting back what you just had.
Speaker 3:Correct and I could say I'm surprised that nobody, when this question was asked, said hey, I would save my husband. So for me, I would save my husband in the hopes that we both can attempt to save our child together.
Speaker 1:Politically I was going to answer it that way. I wanted to answer it directly, based on the question. Politically, I was going to say I would save the child and go back and try to save my wife.
Speaker 2:I call walk-a-flog-a-bullshit anyway, because you're saying all of that, but you cheated on your wife. How many times?
Speaker 3:Why are you saving her? You don't love her that much.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm never going to find the love again, love of my life.
Speaker 1:Yeah, wait a minute.
Speaker 3:Wait a minute. Didn't they get divorced yes, so stop it.
Speaker 2:Wait, let's be real here. I'll never find that love again in my life, nigga, you lost that love.
Speaker 1:Wait time off. I don't agree with him, then that is crazy. That is information I needed to know before this. That's wild. My nigga Mm-mm Nah dog, go save his child. Go save his child, because you and marriage just ain't working out the fuck. You gonna say Just a divorce. No, seriously, with a prenup, nigga, it just ain't working out the fuck. You gonna say just a divorcer.
Speaker 3:No seriously With a prenup, nigga get out of here.
Speaker 1:I wish I'd have known that. That's funny. I would have called this bullshit from the rip if I'd known that yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why I was saying that's a very selfish thing for him. I was just like that's very selfish. You're only thinking about your own gratification at that point.
Speaker 1:but be clear. Yeah, be clear. I it was because of the. You know I fell in love with this woman. I want to keep the love of my life right. That's the thing I agree with with him. That's probably be with more motivation to go try to save her first. An all actuality that I would try to save both of them.
Speaker 3:Because there's no way in hell and I'm sorry, there's no way in hell. I feel like a human being, because people can say what they say, but when the actual action happens, you can do completely the opposite of what you're saying, because you're watching a little child suffer. Ain't no fucking way. You gotta be a complete psychopath to watch a kid suffer.
Speaker 1:By the way, if we're on a boat, the motherfuckers know how to swim. I'm not bringing us out there if we don't know how to swim. Like why your baby ain't got a life jacket on my baby can save themselves, or my wife can save herself and I can go for the baby. Either one, and yes, they will have a life jacket on, or or like.
Speaker 3:let somebody be like oh, we about to go on this boat.
Speaker 1:Mm-mm, mm-mm, nah B no, thank you.
Speaker 3:Nah B Shallow water only.
Speaker 1:This boat better have five floors, a slide, if.
Speaker 3:I slide off this boat. I better be able to stand up in the water. Some free drinks.
Speaker 1:This boat better have some shit. It better have a Mickey Mouse little symbol on it.
Speaker 2:That water better only go to my ankles.
Speaker 3:You about to say your nipples.
Speaker 2:Yep, I'm sure.
Speaker 3:Yo get out. That's high enough. So, speaking of kids, though, you know a lot of people don't listen to their kids and they brush a lot of shit off, right Mm-hmm. So a Kansas babysitter checking for monsters under a child's bed Monsters.
Speaker 2:Monsters. You said, a kid was babysitting.
Speaker 3:No, I said a Kansas babysitter. Oh my God. Checking for monsters under a child's bed, discovered a grown man hiding beneath it. He's dead. How fucking. But can you like? How fucking creepy is that like? Oh hey, stop, it's a monster under my bed and you go look and it's a grown-ass fucking man but think of the ones that's like there's no monster in the bed and honey. And don't even bother. And then the next morning they child gone, Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker is dead on sight. Who the fuck?
Speaker 3:What? First of all, let my kid be like Mommy, it's a monster in my bed. Come on, baby, You're coming to my bed because I ain't looking. We about to go in the room, the door. You can sleep with mommy.
Speaker 1:How the fuck he get in there Shit Listen a lot of people Be real comfortable With, not like.
Speaker 3:Locking his shit up Like the windows, like in my house, for instance. Like some people I be like Lock the fucking windows, like lock the fucking windows. Some people don't Lock their windows. They open it and leave the shit open. They go out, lock their windows, they open it and leave the shit open. They go out and their windows is open. I know that nigga was under the bed like shut the fuck up. He probably was like no, don't call your mom. I'm a friendly monster.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna do one of them, wrestling moves, and jump on my bed and crash Yo.
Speaker 3:Oh, just what I needed.
Speaker 1:Just what I needed. I knew you was under there. That's what you just said. I'm gonna run out the room. I know you're under there. Get the fucking broom. Start stabbing under the bed.
Speaker 3:Take the broom and start stabbing under the bed. You hear a uh, time to go See only you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because it under the bed you hear uh, uh-uh, time to go See only you. Yeah, because she had four years old stab in the bed.
Speaker 2:You ain't swinging. But now you left your child in the room to go get the broom.
Speaker 3:No, I said if I was the kid.
Speaker 2:But how'd the kid got the broom?
Speaker 3:No, I said. The kid jumped out the bed, went and got a broom and just started swinging it under the bed.
Speaker 1:And he just taking it because that's what he likes.
Speaker 3:Just what I wanted him. You know what? Never mind, we're just going to move on. Give me that broomstick baby. Next.
Speaker 2:So there's a New Jersey police chief that is. He's in a whole lot of trouble for creating a disturbing and toxic workplace. So I'm sorry because that motherfucker look crazy. So five officers have come forward with allegations of harassment, sexual misconduct, racial discrimination and extreme retaliation against um this police chief, richard Farley from New Jersey. So apparently he was spiking drinks with Viagra and Adderall Yo and he was defecating on office floors in front of the staff.
Speaker 1:Hey yo, and at that moment the camera hey yo.
Speaker 3:And at that moment the camera should have been out. It's not funny, but no, it is funny because y'all actually sat there and let this go on for that long.
Speaker 2:Right Like.
Speaker 3:Clearly he was mentally unstable. How the fuck he become a police chief? He probably just lost.
Speaker 2:Something could have broke him along the way.
Speaker 3:Or that bitch was just broken and a lot of shit go under the radar, or maybe he was getting a broomstick under the bed.
Speaker 2:That motherfucker was under the bed.
Speaker 1:Couldn't get enough of the stick, went crazy, started shaving himself. But I'm mad, wait, I gotta go back. Yo shut up.
Speaker 2:I gotta go back. Yo shut up, I gotta go back real quick because I'm mad that your child would get out of their bed, leave their room, walk past your room go get the broomstick and stay.
Speaker 3:Not my child. I was saying me as a child. It was her.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, as the child so you would get out of your bed. Think about my child. I was saying me as a child. It was her.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, as the child, so you would get out of your bed. Think about my parents. It makes so much sense.
Speaker 1:Am I wrong? One of them would have blessed the broomstick. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2:The anointed broomstick At those times at that age she go looking for the broomstick and only can find a dustpan.
Speaker 1:Mop hanging on the.
Speaker 3:at that age she go looking for the broomstick and only can find a dustpan Mopping a little in sweet hey yo.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I think that's absolutely disgusting. In the position you're in. You're the chief of police and you are shitting on the floor and you're spiking people's drinks with Viagra and. Adderall.
Speaker 1:I ain't hit that button in a while. Yeah, thank you, police chief?
Speaker 2:Why was you giving people Viagra?
Speaker 1:You know why that nigga was hard shaving himself. That's crazy. That's crazy. They got a picture of this man shaving himself.
Speaker 3:I know it's crazy.
Speaker 2:Nigga, it was pebble hard, and I imagine he probably ain't even going Get in too much trouble.
Speaker 1:They gonna dock him pay for a week and he gonna be right back in his home.
Speaker 3:No, they gonna be like call EAP.
Speaker 2:They gonna transfer him to a different.
Speaker 3:They gonna let him go to a mental facility, check himself in, do like a week, and they'll be like alright, he better.
Speaker 1:They're going to send him to.
Speaker 2:Connecticut. Nah nigga, we don't want him, Not EAP.
Speaker 3:They're not going to send him here, you know, that's how they be doing.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Yo.
Speaker 1:Yo Yo.
Speaker 2:Yo, because we all know EAP ain't shit, it ain't Yo.
Speaker 3:Yo, you know what's crazy my job started. They old thing right Right In house, cause they was like EAP ain't shit. That's what they said EAP, eap ain't shit.
Speaker 1:EAP is in In my office I'm sorry In my In the main building.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they not shit.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry they don't do nothing.
Speaker 3:You sure it's EAP.
Speaker 1:I have to, I have to do their, their finances, their budget.
Speaker 2:These companies have these, I'll have to do their finances, their budget. These companies have these programs and stuff in place just so that they can check boxes to say that they have provided certain resources for their employees. But them things ain't shit.
Speaker 3:It's not. It's not. Yeah, that's the sad part about it. Thanks for trying. Mm-hmm, all right.
Speaker 2:Now on your favorite part of the show.
Speaker 3:On your favorite. Drop in the gym. The ball got the ball run out. And tell the friends it's the gym. Back in the house once again Lookin' like that the diamonds and guns, and now gems, Full gas. Like a beast they put on a stem. The ball got the ball dropping a gem on them.
Speaker 1:All right, my gems, my gems, my gemmy gems. All right, listen, one of mine will. I can just get to it. All right. Gem number one People love to live offended so they can avoid accountability. If they can remain the victim all their lives, they can avoid the challenge of maturity. Man, I love that one.
Speaker 3:Preach. If y'all can hear me snap right now.
Speaker 1:Man, I love that one.
Speaker 3:Thank you.
Speaker 1:Man, I want to direct that to so many.
Speaker 2:So many Geminis. I mean yes, yes, sir.
Speaker 1:Yes, you can throw. A couple other people Praises to your name.
Speaker 3:Jesus, yes, you can throw a couple other people.
Speaker 1:Praises to your name.
Speaker 3:Jesus, wow, preaching the day.
Speaker 2:Now like and I feel like everybody well, not everybody, but there's just a large group of people.
Speaker 1:I hate when they play victim. Love being a victim. I fucking hate it.
Speaker 2:It's like if you always a victim, you always going to be taken advantage of.
Speaker 1:And they put themselves as the victim and then wonder why everybody like I can't I can't fucking stand it or put themselves in certain situations that ain't have shit to do with them Right.
Speaker 3:To make themselves a fucking victim, mm-mm.
Speaker 2:You know, life don't work like that, or just always got a problem with something.
Speaker 1:Yep Gem number two. A lot of y'all don't want to change, but want the best version of somebody else.
Speaker 2:Facts Is this Sunday.
Speaker 3:Praise it. It's who your name is, jesus.
Speaker 1:You got the power. Don't try to change me if you ain't trying to change you.
Speaker 2:Thank you, Jesus it always cracked me up when you have all of these people, the whole city girl thing and all of that, and they have all of these high expectations of oh I'm not dealing with no man that don't make this amount of money or have this type of job, but you got to be able to do this and that.
Speaker 3:Then we got the piggly wiggly, yep.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. And this last gym gunshot, because this is directly to refer to my sibling.
Speaker 2:Sibling.
Speaker 1:Your actions told me to stop, so I did. Your actions told me to stop, so I did Learn to shut the fuck up when things are taken care of, or you could take care of your goddamn self, and I don't even have to bother, and we all see that you can handle it. So 2025.
Speaker 2:There it is, fuck around, and find out, that is my gym.
Speaker 3:Trap a gym. Well, I will say this, mister I'm happy your dad's not on ice anymore.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker been on ice for a damn damn month and a couple weeks. That's crazy. All because of these motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:That is crazy work.
Speaker 1:Don't know how to put shit together. Everybody waiting for me to do some shit, so hey, I did it, took care of it and all of a sudden, people have issues with it a week before the funeral.
Speaker 3:Well, you stepped up and did what you had to do. Thank you, pat.
Speaker 1:Well, you stepped up and did what you had to do. Thank you, pat yourself on the back, I appreciate it Was he thawed.
Speaker 1:Well, he looked good when I seen him in the casting, but, to be honest, nobody nobody but my brother and the other sister thanked me for all of that. Nobody, nobody said shit. That's crazy. So I appreciate it. Thank you, nini, for saying that. No problem, because I shouldn't even got involved in the first place. I don't know that man. I've seen him three times in three decades, so I don't. That's crazy. You know what I'm saying. It was just out of the kindness and wanted to be morally done, right? He?
Speaker 1:wanted your peace, ethically done right. You know what I'm saying? I just think it should be. He shouldn't be taken advantage of, as he was going yeah, right Up by yonder, yeah, up by yonder, yeah. So I wanted to help. I said I was going to help, I'm a man of my word, so I did that. And then for all that shit to happen, nah, y'all can keep that. He's a good man, savannah Good man. He's a good man.
Speaker 3:You treated me so good man.
Speaker 1:And all these fucking, all the other motherfuckers that came and hey, you know, remember when I told you like I realized I'm not a part of the bloodline. Uh-huh, I'm a whole different bloodline. My last name came from a whole family that isn't part of my bloodline. That's so crazy. So I'm meeting everybody that I'm actually in my bloodline. I don't know who the fuck they are.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that generation just have like all types of fucking secrets.
Speaker 1:It's weird, it's ridiculous they all showed up at the funeral. I'm like yo, I don't. I never knew any of them.
Speaker 2:Well, at least you could say they knew me. At least you could say your father introduced you to your other family.
Speaker 1:Yeah, to a degree yeah, and they talking about hey, you look like him, you look like him, and I was like I don't give a fuck. Yeah, that's crazy, anyway. Anyway, you know, I'll probably go, I get the. We should do a Patreon. I want the real scoop, the real scoop.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Let's sign out here. Let me just find Where's my favorite. We going to Whitney, right? We doing Whitney.
Speaker 5:Whitney Mm-mm.
Speaker 1:I want to find my song. What's your song? As soon as I find it, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3:Mm-mm. You supposed to know, dave, that's not how that work. Jesus, wait, I can't even talk because I don't be knowing the titles of songs. I could never win one of them. Damn, what is it? It's not a survey. Trivia yeah, I love trivia. They be like oh, what's this song? I know the song, but I don't know the fucking name, Sean.
Speaker 1:what's our Whitney Houston song that we usually go to?
Speaker 2:What's the name of it? I'm your Baby Tonight.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I'm looking for. There it is. That's what I'm looking for. This is what we're signing off on.
Speaker 3:Woo-hoo Ladies and gentlemen, x-men.
Speaker 5:G Wolverine Storm Wolverine.
Speaker 1:Storm, Professor X Later we out of here. Thank you for joining us. We love y'all.
Speaker 5:Plus ones. But you got a magic voice that I just can't explain. Well, you got a. You got a way that you're making me feel I can do. I can do anything for you, baby. I'll be down for you. Baby, lay all my heart out tonight. Just hold on to me, baby, I'll be there in a hurry. It's your move. So, baby, baby, this time, Whatever you want from me, I'm giving you everything. I'm your baby tonight. You're giving me ecstasy. You are my fantasy. I'm your baby tonight. From the second you touched me, I was ready to die. I've never been fatal, and you're my first time. I feel like an angel who just started to fly. Well, you got a. You got a way that you're making me feel I can feel I can do anything For you, baby, I'm out.
