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Episode 085: Gladys Behol's High-Rise Panties
When a coworker proudly declares she "tans well because she's 18% African American," where do you even begin? Welcome back to Table for Three, where we're diving deep into workplace microaggressions, relationship boundaries, and social absurdities that make modern life both hilarious and horrifying.
This week, Nini opens up about navigating uncomfortable workplace encounters while maintaining professionalism (sort of). We're celebrating our recent appearance at Pynknic 25, giving mad props to the vendors and creators who made the event spectacular. From hookah experiences to fashion moments, the crew reminisces about summer vibes and community connections.
The conversation takes sharp turns through headline-grabbing stories—a woman who fatally shot her husband after years of being called a "bitch," a first date that ended with grand theft auto, and a Florida sheriff openly threatening protesters. Through it all, we explore the psychology behind these situations: What makes someone snap after years of verbal abuse? How do we protect ourselves in the dating world? And what happens when those sworn to protect us become the threat?
Don't miss our fan-favorite "Gems" segment where we tackle relationship boundaries and the controversial "30-day rule." The crew debates honesty in relationships, communication red flags, and the curious new term "Black fatigue" being thrown around by those uncomfortable with racial discourse.
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Speaker 3:Yes, I am that woman, nini, and we are here with Gladys Behol.
Speaker 2:Behol. We have a special guest today.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you Behol, it's Sean A. Sean A is in the building. Nene is in the building.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, we are here.
Speaker 1:And it's been a while since we dropped on a Wednesday. Well, you know I hope y'all missed us, but we did give you a special episode. I hope you enjoyed that, because we surely did. How was everyone's week weekend?
Speaker 3:So I've been waiting for this day, have you? I have, because I just really wanted to talk about my week at work.
Speaker 1:So you guys know, wow, this week, oh my God, we actually get in line. Oh my God, oh my God, let's clap it up for Nene having something to say about work.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, guys. And so you know last episode, you know I had a decent week, and I had a decent week because I was there by myself.
Speaker 2:Amen.
Speaker 3:Amen. For at least about two weeks it felt like. So you know, when it feels like it's two weeks, when it's only a week, it's amazing. But this week they came back.
Speaker 1:Uh-oh.
Speaker 3:They came back and in full effect. So I'm sitting in my office minding my black-owned business and you know this person is in their prime talking about you, they vacation and how they tanned and everything, and they're talking to a different co-worker. That's there. So the co-worker goes oh wow, you're tanned. I know the level of petty in the voice because when you hear petty, you know petty. When you petty Correct, mm-hmm. So I can hear that that was good.
Speaker 1:I had to think about it Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3:And all I hear is oh yeah, you know I tan really well because you know I'm 18% African American. Wait, excuse me what?
Speaker 2:Let me stop my car. Wait, wait, excuse me what. Let me stop my car, wait, excuse me what. Wait, I'm going to just excuse myself from the table.
Speaker 3:So, mind you, I hear this and I'm like that is not what she just said it can't be 18% 18% African American. So I was like that couldn't possibly be what she said, but I'm going to ignore that.
Speaker 1:Whatever, I'm going to ignore that, whatever I'm going to ignore that. She got a 23 in me and realized but let me break this down why.
Speaker 3:So it would make sense that she did a 23 in me because 18% is a little bit too precise but no, but listen to this, listen to this.
Speaker 3:Let me explain why. Either way, it don't make no sense, right? So she goes. Yeah, you know, you know my family is italian, but, um, part, you know, we're from sicily, or whatever, and that was the conversation, you know. You know, my boss comes out like oh, wow, that's, that's really like you know. And I'm sitting there in my seat, still in my office, like nah, I know you with the shits too, because you really came out your office to sit there and actually jump on her bandwagon with this conversation.
Speaker 2:And your boss is what now? Bengalis?
Speaker 3:My boss is African.
Speaker 1:She's from Djibouti. No, you know, the capital of Djibouti is.
Speaker 3:But she's African, okay. So I ignored that whole thing. She went to lunch. No, I completely ignored it. I was not being a part of that conversation, no way, because I would have had to just let this woman know about herself right and why she was wrong with what she said. So she leaves, I guess, goes to lunch, and the other co-worker comes, stops in my office with the biggest smile on her face because she knows, and mind you this, this co-worker, she's also a caucasian woman, uh-huh. So, off of her knowing, stopping in my office with a smile, she's like oh, I was waiting for you to come in the room for the conversation. What happened? I was like bitch, now you know. So I'm looking at her like stop playing with me. And she is for Lorde, I mean, she is laughing her ass off. And she was like 18% African American. I said, yeah, I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 3:And she was like in her trying to explain about Tanning, about Sicily, no, the reason why it being is because her family's for Sicily and if people know the history, about what they talk about with the Italians and Sicilians and all that stuff it's always a conversation about, like Sicilians are kind of mixed with. You know, africans or whatever. So I look at her and I said but where did the American part come from? Because I don't remember her Sicilians being dragged from Sicily Across the water, over. It had to deal with slavery to become an African American. So what part and where and how? So I was just like she don't even make any sense. She was like, no, I know that's why I was looking at her and just smiling like what? And I was like and then for my boss to come out there and join in, and she was like I don't even understand that part. I said it would make sense if she said she was 18% African, I said.
Speaker 3:But you want to be a part of it. So bad that you said 18 percent african american.
Speaker 2:You sound dumb maybe it was by injection, I think it was I, I agree, I, I agree, so that.
Speaker 3:So that was that was. That was something that just stood out, and I couldn't wait to come and hear you guys have a thought process on the 18% African American.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'm floored.
Speaker 3:Because I was like what, and mind you, mind you, if you did have any kind of African gene in you or you know, your tan wouldn't look the way it looked.
Speaker 3:Wait that's what's flooring me she looks 80% leather she's equating African American to African, to tanning, like why she said a couple things that's like outrageous, like one time she brought me some black hair products that she had and she was like, oh, you know I was using this because, you know, our hair is kind of the same and I'm looking around like where is our hair the same?
Speaker 2:is race baiting you.
Speaker 3:I'm looking and I'm like not you came. My office is dirty ass hair bottle man you can have that I was like no, I'm good, thanks, I don't use that. What was it? Black and s sassy? I don't even. I've never even heard of the company.
Speaker 1:It was just for me, just for me.
Speaker 3:I don't even know what it was, and then I found out when I was talking to another coworker. This coworker is black. It was dark enough. And she goes. She's like, yeah, when I tan me and you are the same complexion, ma'am sit down.
Speaker 2:She would have said, yeah, my ass. And pulled the drawer.
Speaker 3:She didn't say it to me.
Speaker 2:She pulled the drawer and pulled the thing she didn't say it to me.
Speaker 3:But I thought that was just like mind-blowing to me. The funniest shit. I was like wow, the fact that your tail looked like my asshole.
Speaker 2:I would have spread them wide.
Speaker 3:I you know what I'm 18% African American too. Wow, amazing. We're sisters. So happy for you, sisters from Sicily we're sissy for the fact that you heard that and you handed yourself oh, I didn't know I was not getting that from my seat and, yes, I'm ignoring this shit. I used your name because, you handed yourself pretty well. I just thought I was just like wow, did that just happen? You stupid, you are so stupid. But other than that, my week was good. It wasn't a week.
Speaker 2:Wow, I love that for you, thank you.
Speaker 3:Thank you so much.
Speaker 1:I love that for you yo.
Speaker 3:No, because you know, you know, you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I can usually yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm over the shit.
Speaker 1:Those situations don't end well.
Speaker 3:Absolutely. I pulled my big girl panties up and just sat my ass down.
Speaker 1:In my head it was like sit down the food of balloons.
Speaker 3:Those are comfortable by the way, pull them up, mind your business. My husband loves my food of balloons.
Speaker 1:Pour them. Right under them, titties, my high-rise.
Speaker 3:My high-rise panties.
Speaker 1:High-.
Speaker 5:Pour them rum right under them. Titties, my high rise, my high rise panties. High rise, low cut panties.
Speaker 3:I can't be out here like Britney Spears.
Speaker 2:Hey yo.
Speaker 3:The boot cut low rise panties. I can't do it hey.
Speaker 1:Nope.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, how was y'all week?
Speaker 2:Shawnee, you know what my week was actually. So my week was I would have to split the week in half, so the beginning of my week wasn't so great, but the middle to the end of the week was awesome, kind of like nini, because I was by myself for the um ending of the week. So you know, I was able to actually hear myself think get some work done, relax the beginning of the week. Unfortunately, I went to work on Monday and I had lunch from the day before my leftovers.
Speaker 3:On a Tuesday.
Speaker 1:It went up.
Speaker 4:Now it's trying to reference it Yo.
Speaker 2:And when I got to work and when it's time for lunch, I went and heated my lunch up Coming out and I swear for life I come out of the little kitchen area hot meal in my hands.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry you can't even wait for the building. You're just ready to go.
Speaker 1:I am ready to pounce. Go ahead, no, go ahead.
Speaker 2:I don't even fuck up. No, go ahead.
Speaker 1:Hot meal in your hands.
Speaker 2:It was a week. See what you did. How was your week?
Speaker 1:mister, Hot meal in your hand. What did somebody knock it out your hand or something?
Speaker 3:Yes, and it was like oh word they did. Somebody knocked it out your hand for real. It was pig feet and lima beans everywhere. Oh no, that's a lie, you had pig feet.
Speaker 1:I know you ain't eat that shit, I'm about to say that Get the fuck out of here. You had pig feet? No, but did they bump into you or did they intentionally smack?
Speaker 2:it out your hand? No, they didn't, they just smacked my ass, you tripped and then you was like I don't know.
Speaker 5:Like you can see it happening. I don't even know why so, mr?
Speaker 2:How was your week?
Speaker 1:No. So the meal, the meal you really wanted, was still oh my, hey, yo, no. No, the meal that was in your hand you wanted, but somebody knocked it out your hand. Yeah, not on purpose, but they kinda Did you walk into them or they walk into you and was they Behind you or in front of you.
Speaker 3:You knew that was coming.
Speaker 1:I don't even know why you even responded to anything he said what happened for them to knock it out your hand? Or were you surprised Like ooh, it's in there. I need details. What happened, Do you?
Speaker 4:Do you no?
Speaker 1:I don't, no, I don't he do. I see your notepad under the desk. So that that was behind Right on the sink Like oh shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:So that fucked you up Like you wanted that meal and then for two days you were stewing about it, Sir.
Speaker 3:I don't even think that's what happened.
Speaker 4:What do you mean?
Speaker 1:I don't believe it yeah I swear there's more to this story got so tainted I don't want to hear anymore.
Speaker 3:Okay, mr, how was?
Speaker 2:your week uh, you know yo I'm sorry Yo.
Speaker 1:My week was Fucking awesome. Did you actually work? I?
Speaker 2:did work. Lies All five days.
Speaker 3:I seeded his face, I said lies.
Speaker 1:No, not all five days. I took a day off Because my son Graduated high school.
Speaker 3:Well, congratulations, it was so like you were like Helping at the graduation.
Speaker 2:No, I took a day off because my son graduated high school. Well, congratulations. So you were helping at the graduation no.
Speaker 3:You was passing out the diplomas no.
Speaker 2:So why you had to take the day off. Well first I woke up with a migraine headache so I didn't want to work. So it was because of the migraine. You took it off.
Speaker 1:Yes, or because of the graduation? No, it was migraine and it was because of the migraine you took it off, yes. Or because of the graduation? No, it was migraine and it just so happened the graduation was on the same day.
Speaker 2:Oh interesting, it just so happened that it was planned. No, the headache.
Speaker 3:Did you slap yourself in the head and decide that you had a migraine?
Speaker 1:I got over 100 sick times, so when I get a migraine headache? I woke up and felt like working.
Speaker 3:You was really proud about that sick time that you had to mention that you had that much.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Because I ain't never heard nobody do that before. Yeah, you're right, I did.
Speaker 1:I used it. No, I woke up with a migraine but by the middle of the day I was all right. I bet you were. And then his graduation happened and I was just proud of him. Like he worked hard to get there, yeah congrats to him, and it's just like it was so surreal because every graduation I was like every step. I try to take pictures of every graduation so I gotta put that together.
Speaker 1:So it was good to see him make it to that echelon, and then now his next level is gonna be just him on his own college.
Speaker 3:Look at you being a proud dad and she's a proud mother Right before a father's day.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, that's right, father's day's coming up Tomorrow, was it tomorrow? Yes, tomorrow. Other than that Surprise, you know he went on his first. You know his first, like parties and stuff like that. My other son that you know, that I know of. Yeah, if he did stuff that I don't know, I'm happy for him. I want him to go experience and stuff. You know things like that I experienced. Yeah, my other son had some friends over too, so the school year is over, so it was just a fun, proud week.
Speaker 3:You're a proud dad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but work as far as work. I've just been. There's a lot of moving around as far as positions.
Speaker 2:So you've been ducking and dodging responsibility.
Speaker 1:No, no, I've been ducking and dotting responsibility. No, no, I've. I've been, I've been handing response. No, I've been handed responsibilities because now our, our I don't even know how to put this like all right, so we didn't have a manager or supervisor for a long time. I went interview for the supervisor position. I didn't get it, I didn't want it really, I just took the opportunity to do it. But the position I want. That person moved to the supervisor position, okay, and then we brought in a manager. So we have a position now that's open, that I actually want.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And it seems like as if they're giving me that type of work anyway. So I think they're kind of just prepping me. That's how I think. I don't know if that's the fact, but I think. So I'm happy about that. Like they're, I'm getting requests from our the, the chief of fiscal and manager, so it's like usually the manager and supervisor handle these projects and stuff, but they're directly to me, so I'm taking that as a positive and I'm hoping that I can transfer this into actually getting that position. So this was a great week for me.
Speaker 2:What kind of requests were there?
Speaker 1:Oh, the type of reports, requests.
Speaker 2:You said requests.
Speaker 1:Requests. Yeah, I did. Oh, my bad, I meant to say reports, or they requested certain type of reports. I might have said that wrong, I don't know, but that's what happens.
Speaker 3:That's what happens when you do finance at a strip club, right.
Speaker 1:Which is great too.
Speaker 3:The golden beignet that I'm about to buy you.
Speaker 1:I'll provide the goldens.
Speaker 2:I thought you were going to say you provide the beignets. No, that's you.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:You're the face of the company.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, that's the golden.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you are turkey-based. Wow, golden, no, let's not go back there, okay, sorry. No, you're more turkey-based than Nene, you got that I don't want no parts of it.
Speaker 2:She's like peanut butter.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like this. I wouldn't say this movie, I would say like the chunky one.
Speaker 3:The chunky one. You just call me fat bitch. No, I know, I don't know, I just didn't like you being me the chunky one I'm creamy. Don't do that, damn, y'all say, because I come with nuts. Lady boy, oh my God, no sir.
Speaker 1:I really don't come with nuts, y'all.
Speaker 3:They gonna think it.
Speaker 2:Well, we've seen a drop of panties. I know.
Speaker 3:Have you who.
Speaker 1:Me. You be dragging your nuts all up and down. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Not your Neanderthal.
Speaker 3:Now you said I had old man nuts. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:Anyway, what's going on in the world today? My nuts.
Speaker 3:This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1:You just had to say something with nuts, huh.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 3:Actually you started it.
Speaker 1:He said ridiculous after you said nuts. So you just had to say it Turn your mic off.
Speaker 3:That was a reach.
Speaker 2:Was it? I didn't hear the reach. It was a reach, was it? Yeah, I didn't hear the reach. It was a reach around or the.
Speaker 1:We're never going to start this show. We started. I know. Oh, do we got some shout outs or no?
Speaker 3:We do have a shout out. Actually, I wanted to shout out everybody that showed up at the table for us on Pink Nick 25. First of all, I want to definitely shout out Britt and Ty, the host, and the people who put this whole thing together. The Pink Nick Woohoo.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Hold on, let's give them a round of applause.
Speaker 2:They did an amazing job. It was a beautiful well put together.
Speaker 1:Uh event dj was on point. The people came out and enjoyed themselves. They look beautiful uh, thank you very much for inviting us and, uh, all the other vendors really enjoyed it it was amazing if you guys did not make it out to this year's.
Speaker 3:Please definitely try your best to get out to next year.
Speaker 1:Absolutely.
Speaker 3:Better come with your kitchen sink.
Speaker 2:All in pink when.
Speaker 3:I tell you the way these people was decorated they were showing out. You better come hard or stay your ass at home.
Speaker 1:No, no, still come out. You know, just don't expect to. No, no, still come out. You know, just don't Expect to, cause they were Showing out.
Speaker 2:They was I mean.
Speaker 1:Some of them Looked like they had kitchen tables Out there.
Speaker 3:They had their Living room furniture, like with the Plate set, the fork set. It was nice.
Speaker 1:It was so. Yeah, it's super dope. I really enjoyed it yeah.
Speaker 3:So, yes, go follow them so you can stay, you know up to date when the next event is coming out. And that is Gorgeous Girls Link Up on Instagram, absolutely.
Speaker 1:So definitely go follow them.
Speaker 3:Yep Gorgeous Girls Link Up.
Speaker 1:There's a few gorgeous girls out there too. Thank you, there was a lot of gorgeous girls out there.
Speaker 3:Absolutely. There was some handsome fellas, it was just everybody was beautiful. It was some handsome fellas, it was just. Everybody was beautiful. Also, we want to shout out Stush Dolls.
Speaker 1:Stush Dolls, clap it up for them. Let's go. Stush Dolls, hookah. That was my first time smoking hookah. As well, I supported the business, so I bought a hookah.
Speaker 3:They do like it's like a traveling hookah. So I mean, if you having a party, you throwing a party, and you can just definitely book them up, they're going to come out and hook you up and thank you for checking on me.
Speaker 1:I can't remember her name, but thank you for checking on me because, again, it was my first time and she was just like you smoke. And I was like, yeah, I know how to smoke. She was like you don't smoke like that, you just inhale, exhale. And I was like, all right, so she, she's like if you hold it in you kind of get.
Speaker 3:She's about to suck it in and pass out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's like you get lightheaded and all that shit. I was like all right, well, all right, I'm cool. So I tried it For the first time, smoking hookah. It was not bad. I had the flavor of Love 66, which is dope. What did it taste like? Love 66. I don't know what that Well it was. It had like a minty flavor to it. Okay, You're so stingy.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I can't stand you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it was good, thank you. Thank you for that.
Speaker 3:Then we had Jasmine Hall, who is a fashion model.
Speaker 1:She does. Yes, Jasmine.
Speaker 3:Hall.
Speaker 2:Yep Big up to you.
Speaker 3:She's definitely cool. I like her a lot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would not do a Peloton Commercial.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so you know. Look out for her In the commercials. Shout out to Jasmine Hall. Yes, definitely, and she's Agency too. She does a Talent agency, talent agency. Yep, so check her out.
Speaker 1:Absolutely.
Speaker 3:And then we had University of Dope.
Speaker 1:University of Dope Definitely.
Speaker 3:Yes, absolutely. And then we had university of dope.
Speaker 1:University of dope, definitely yes, um, um, what I meant to go before we packed up and left, I meant to go and grab, uh, one of their games. Um, they got some dope card games and I just, I think, just, again.
Speaker 3:you can find them on um all social media handles under university of dope. Yes, definitely, yes, definitely. Check them out. Get you a game or two or three, absolutely, and enjoy because it's definitely fun.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Shout out to y'all yo.
Speaker 3:So thank all of you guys, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, all right. So what's happening in the world right now? Yeah, I can see this actually happening to you. To who? To me? Yeah, so a Wisconsin woman was arrested I said it right, arrested for fatally shooting. Her husband Says she was tired of being put down by him. He called me a bitch for the last time.
Speaker 2:Happening to me. Get the fuck out of here Now. Would he have been the one shooting or the one that got shot, Did shot?
Speaker 3:Probably both. I could see it happening. Oh fuck you, that's fucked up.
Speaker 1:So so he wait. So she got fed up by him calling her a bitch, or was it vice versa?
Speaker 3:I mean no, he called me a bitch for the last time is what she said. So, it probably was an ongoing thing.
Speaker 1:For the last time. He probably called her bitch, like 18 times in a row. Bitch, bitch. When I say bitch, she was 61 years old, my mom fucked up today I don't know, she really was pissed.
Speaker 3:He must have been calling her that for a very long time.
Speaker 1:Wasn't in terms of endearment, don't sometimes?
Speaker 2:Not the way her face looked.
Speaker 1:Wait what her face looked like.
Speaker 3:She looked like she was tatted.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, she fed up, so it says Per an eyewitness.
Speaker 3:The couple was staying In a separate residence when her husband, 49 year old, and she, he's 49. And she's 61 Wait. Alright Kruger, um Okay, 49 year old Indian Winters Came to gather his belongings. While in the unit the couple got into A disagreement. He probably called her An old ass bitch and that set her off. Oh, I mean, that's what I'm wondering. You're not wrong when Doris was seen grabbing a gun from a nearby table?
Speaker 1:Doris that's an old-ass name it is.
Speaker 3:It is. Arian walked upstairs to speak with Doris' mother Damn, her mother was there too.
Speaker 1:Shit Doris lived with her mother. What is her mother? Named Gladys?
Speaker 2:Was she 81? Don't say.
Speaker 3:I'm sick of y'all. She gonna fly out the nest. Anyway, when he came back downstairs, Doris told him not to speak to her mother. This is when he called her a bitch and Doris shot him. Don't speak to your mother, bitch, Wait. So she already had the gun locked and loaded. She got the gun when, after um, they were in the house and they fussed a little bit he went upstairs. She had grabbed the gun before he went upstairs. At that moment he wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 1:He went to talk to her mother. Yeah, like your daughter down here, your old ass daughter Grandma, your old ass daughter downstairs acting up your daughter down here crazy.
Speaker 2:That's premeditated.
Speaker 1:Mother was like you, chose that old ass bitch.
Speaker 2:Come and get some of this.
Speaker 3:That's probably why she really was mad. She was probably mad you giving my mom dick. Hey, all right, we're done here. Probably had cotton all in his mouth but like Doris, she got arrested. Doris' hair does look like ramen noodles. It does look like ramen noodles.
Speaker 2:I wonder if her mother's look like the seasoning packet.
Speaker 3:I walk right into that bullshit.
Speaker 1:Hey yo Yo shit. Hey yo yo oh shit. So he was just like you know what? I ain't nobody out there for me, I'm just gonna deal with this 61 year old ramen packet. He probably was homeless oh, no, no, okay, now is he dead but don't do that, because people love who they love did he survive or he did no?
Speaker 3:he did. He lived with the lord oh my god.
Speaker 1:Well, so many questions.
Speaker 3:Light a candle and ask thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 1:I don't, you shouldn't do that like yo.
Speaker 3:You know you old enough to know better well clearly she wasn't talking well if her mama was sitting upstairs oh shit, we can't cancel.
Speaker 1:oh no, yo come on, do better, y'all Do better. You live with your mama. You should know. That's probably why she was living with her mama. She just broke all rules and couldn't find a place to stay.
Speaker 3:She was just taking care of her mama. Her mama probably needed caring.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh yeah, that could be true, she's 61, so I'm saying, or she was threatening her mama, like you ain't going. No, goddamn way.
Speaker 3:I got this gun. Don't do that. Okay, my bad, get her social security Yo, because she was 61, so her mother had to be, who know that generation don't like to be disrespected.
Speaker 1:Well, she about to come find us.
Speaker 3:Now she locked up. She ain't coming out.
Speaker 1:Yo, she was 61, right, so her mother had had to be At least 80.
Speaker 2:I said her mother was 81.
Speaker 1:Like 85, maybe Pushing 90. That's why she was upstairs. She probably couldn't walk Downstairs and get out. Maybe she was there To help her.
Speaker 2:Maybe her mother was 79.
Speaker 1:Maybe Wait.
Speaker 3:You never know, cause back then Maybe her mother was 79. Maybe Mm-hmm Wait, you never know because back then they was having kids, real young.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm saying, and the dude was just like oh, I love these old ass.
Speaker 3:It's a lot of people out there that say they like these old ass, I'm not king shaming. We know you not because you had one.
Speaker 2:That is true, because you talked about it. I mean so what she called it. She was like oh, baby, I mean I was.
Speaker 4:It's charming. So in my situation, Push my diaper to the side baby.
Speaker 1:I'm mad you sound like like officially.
Speaker 2:That's her real voice, I know.
Speaker 1:She was born in the 40s. She was born in the 40s. I'm mad. You sound like officially.
Speaker 4:That's her real voice. She's born in the 40s.
Speaker 3:She's born in the 40s. Oh my God, I will fight you.
Speaker 1:She's just talking like she ain't had no teeth.
Speaker 2:Put your paladin away.
Speaker 3:Don't say that out loud.
Speaker 1:A lot of people like that In my situation. I kind of wanted to see if the stories was real when you bag yourself a Kruger, Like if they would actually start buying you like game consoles and shit. So that's why I was there for the curiosity. And then I realized she had a son about my age, a couple more kids about my age and I was like this is weird.
Speaker 2:So it wasn't that you had a Kruger, it was that you had a sugar mama yeah yeah, I didn't know the difference.
Speaker 3:If you had a cougar, you'd have been fucking her.
Speaker 1:Yeah, nah that's the difference that did not happen that's the difference.
Speaker 2:Well, you'll be fucking the sugar mama too, but yeah cougar just means it's an older woman, not that they're gonna be spoiling your ass, right yeah, I didn't, I didn't.
Speaker 1:I wanted to find out, I wanted to see if the stories was real. That's why I even took the leap of faith of even entertaining it. Yeah, but the fact that I had that intention, I was like, all right, let me see, and I was trying to get a at the time, I was trying to get the Xbox or some shit.
Speaker 2:That was when you was young and feral.
Speaker 1:Yeah, young and.
Speaker 2:Young and.
Speaker 1:Hey yo.
Speaker 4:Feral's crazy.
Speaker 2:He was young, dumb and full of pudding.
Speaker 3:Fucked around and found out.
Speaker 2:I have a question for you guys. You have five minutes with your partner's phone. Which app are you going through? Instagram, cash app, snapchat, gmail, twitter, their photos, text messages or none? I trust my partner five minutes, all of them and she's end it with I trust my partner, I trust my partner after you find nothing in there that depends.
Speaker 1:It depends on this is gonna sound cliche, guys. It depends on how long I've been with her 30 days or less so if it's 30 days or less, I might be checking some other shit. Oh my god, yo you wild.
Speaker 3:30 days or less. So if it's 30 days or less, I might be checking some other shit. Oh my God, yo you wild.
Speaker 1:It depends on which me we're talking about. Younger me I'll probably go through like emails, because I figure that would be the place where they think they can hide shit, because they know better not to keep it in text or social media type of shit. So they try to hide it somewhere else. I'll probably do that Me. Now I probably I wouldn't care, I would trust. I would trust my partner because if it's 30 days, unless it's not 30 days unless You're in the 30 days.
Speaker 3:unless is a while.
Speaker 2:She got to be out there, if it's 30 days, unless you shouldn't be calling them your partner.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying 31 days, 30 days or less, and you want to check they phone.
Speaker 2:Something wrong with you. 31 days, 32. Get out of here.
Speaker 1:32 is alright, I don't care. Psycho, don't play with me.
Speaker 2:You got crazy eyes Play with me, bitch, I get shot. So you say none, you trust your partner. Yeah, I don't care. Okay, I actually. I trust my partner. I wouldn't go through anything except their text messages speaking of it like me now you trust them enough to not trust the text message.
Speaker 3:Yes, me now, honestly, I wouldn't go through their phone. Yeah, trust or not trust, I wouldn't do it either way because you can misconstrue when you look you're fine, right, yeah I wouldn't even want to bother because, uh, somebody's saying something friendly or funny and it might be taken different by what you looking at it and just run with that and go. So I wouldn't even bother to look.
Speaker 1:At this point, if you can't tell me the truth about what's going on, especially if we're not married, I'm not shackled to you. I mean, even if we call ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend, if you do what you need to do and you're honest about it, then all right. Whatever, let's move on. But if, if you gotta lie about it and then I find out, it's just why you always lie yeah oh my god wait to get to that part.
Speaker 3:Uh, uh yeah don't be a hater don't. In South Central don't be a hater, don't be a hater, did you say in South.
Speaker 2:Central. We just said a whole movie title. She was like, did you just say South Central? What's next?
Speaker 3:I'm scared. So y'all see how Ray J keep trolling.
Speaker 1:What the fuck did he do now?
Speaker 3:Ray J crazy. I just want to say that part. So he went and lied on social media and was like how he claimed that him and Sexy Red slept together.
Speaker 1:Oh, that was a lie.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was a lie.
Speaker 1:So Sexy Red.
Speaker 3:And he actually came out and admitted it.
Speaker 1:He was a lie. It's a sexy rant and he actually came out and admitted it oh okay, okay.
Speaker 3:He was trolling. So what happened was they was on the same damn flight. Wait. They was on the same damn flight. She said hi to him, he said hi to her. They weren't like. They was kind of like I don't know how they flights for those people. It was close by or whatever. And so he decided because Ray J has no sense and he keeps clout chasing that he was going to put out there that he fucked sexy red.
Speaker 1:No you know, what I read Is that they both fell asleep on the flight and so that's why he said they slept together. Oh really.
Speaker 3:That's a version of what I read on that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he came out with mad different versions yeah, so the version that that when I seen that I was like you dumb as hell, that you know he I think he knew what he was doing when he said it, right, yeah and he tried to portray it as a joke, but it was a dumb joke.
Speaker 3:That's what fucking 13 year old, 14 year old boys do well, I mean, when you call up kai san talking about, you want to sleep with him and shower with him all because you seen Kevin Hart and Juski do it, and now you want to be a part of the boys club. Um, I mean, brady, get your brother.
Speaker 2:And then Orlando Brown just came out talking about Ray J. Talking about Ray J had him smoking. Um, what'd he say at 13 or something like at a young age, without consent from his mother, smoking what?
Speaker 3:Yo, I just fucking love Orlando Brown.
Speaker 2:He's so unhinged he cracks me the hella.
Speaker 1:Jaguar Wright wasn't wrong about Diddy. Orlando Brown might not be wrong about these motherfuckers either.
Speaker 3:I don't think he is. Didn't I tell you this, sean, a while ago? I was like I feel like that he is I think. Didn't I tell you this, sean, a while ago? I was like I feel like that he is telling the truth. It's just the way he's doing it. He's doing it on purpose to make everybody think he's crazy, so he's like it's hidden behind his joke.
Speaker 2:Right yeah.
Speaker 3:Because everybody thinks he's off his rocker. But he's actually telling the fucking truth. That's what I think.
Speaker 2:Because every joke there's a percentage truth with it.
Speaker 3:And it's not stopped.
Speaker 1:His story hasn't changed the jokes that we say up here is what we're saying?
Speaker 2:is that Nene actually is a ladyboy? Yeah.
Speaker 3:That is true. Y'all gonna have people questioning my whole gender and shit. Anyway, y'all gonna stop calling me a lady boy.
Speaker 2:You call yourself a lady boy, I know Anyway.
Speaker 1:Lady boy laugh.
Speaker 2:It's some craziness going down in Texas. People is wigging out 55 year old Tanya Annette Boyd from Jacksonville was arrested Jacksonville, texas, after a funeral director noticed that one of the bodies at their facility had been snatched ball. The director claims that they'd recently seen Boyd in the preparation area the day before, and they noticed that the wig was missing. After conducting interviews, police had determined that Boyd was seen leaving the garage that connects to the preparation room with a reddish-brown wig in her hand and the following day they realized she snatched the wig from the corpse.
Speaker 2:when she attended the funeral With the wig on, she was like that is a $300 wig. I don't know if she attended the funeral. That's not how I looked at you, yo, she attended the funeral.
Speaker 3:Now she came with the wig.
Speaker 1:What? Hey yo, I bought this wig. I'ma take it back.
Speaker 2:Bitch owe me and they they got. They got a little funeral home stamp on the back Go home. Evidently the employees of the funeral home said that they were familiar with her because of her past thefts in the area. And now she in jail and she's being held for $75,000. For a wig, For a wig, yeah.
Speaker 3:I hate to say it, but and she violated the date. But I just hate to say this, but it makes me question it right, is she a crackhead? She look? I just want to know because, hold on, I got to see the picture.
Speaker 1:Let me see the picture. I got a picture of her. Oh, hell yeah, hell yeah, yes.
Speaker 3:Because the only reason why I say that Is because they the only ones who would really do Some crazy shit like that, like what you gonna do With a dead person wig you really about to say she look like I know, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:She look like she, her wife and husband Go home there you go Moving on Next question.
Speaker 1:I meant next. I don't even know where I'm at, he said next question.
Speaker 4:I did that, fucked me up.
Speaker 3:I just fucked me up.
Speaker 1:real bad you got to do better. Control your crackheads out there.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, stop it.
Speaker 1:Everybody need one. Need what? A wig or a crackhead? No, I don't want a crackhead.
Speaker 3:You can get anything from them head. No, I don't want a crack head. You can get anything from them yeah. I don't like. I'm not saying like Y'all took it way too far with what I meant by that. Y'all is ridiculous. Oh, get y'all fucking minds out the gutter. You're nasty.
Speaker 1:Refer to the tagline For real, god damn well, she looked like she needed a wig, but not that one. To go to your nasty, refer to the tagline For real, god damn Well, she looked like she needed a wig, but not that one. What Good luck to you Did she get it? She got arrested, right.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Damn All right.
Speaker 3:What are the lengths you're going to go to to not have that woman? 30 days to the last, have your baby.
Speaker 1:Wait lengths you're gonna go to to not have that woman. 30 days to less, have your baby wait. What are the lengths?
Speaker 3:I the length, I will go through. Are you willing to go through to not have?
Speaker 1:a baby that I was dealing with, with the 30 days or less, I'll make you think well so gotta answer that.
Speaker 3:It's like it's answered the way you wanted to answer it's like, like I'm making things Well, so Go ahead and answer that.
Speaker 1:Answer it the way you wanted to answer it. It's like psychological warfare at that point. Have an example, like I'm, like you know it's your choice.
Speaker 3:I think that's every man's line for a woman in that situation.
Speaker 1:But you know you got to think about the job you're going to need, if you can afford it.
Speaker 3:Nobody really believes that, though. Where?
Speaker 1:you're going to live I don't know Some bullshit.
Speaker 3:Some do, some do. I will say that Some do.
Speaker 1:You got to know who you're dealing with. Yeah, the 30 days or less.
Speaker 3:But then some women will make you think that you're actually because they don't know what you might, because some men be like you know they had to have that baby, so you gotta be like.
Speaker 1:Like well, it's your choice like, but my job and I don't know right like.
Speaker 3:So you should really think about it and I'm like you know what. I think it's best for the both of us that we don't have Exactly Yep. Usually that's how that works, so you plant the seed and have her run off with it. Well, this guy.
Speaker 1:Damn, that is horrible. I just realized how bad I am Justin Anthony Benza, 38. For 30 days or less.
Speaker 3:You see me go Was charged with murder after allegedly spiking pregnant girlfriend's drink with abortion pill to avoid child support. The baby wasn't even born yet and you already thinking about child support.
Speaker 2:He's proactive better proactive than reactive hey y'all.
Speaker 4:Yo.
Speaker 1:That is some proactive shit, right? Just in case? Wait, it was alcohol and a birth control pill, or it's just you know you're going to drink this water with this.
Speaker 3:No, it wasn't a drink, it wasn't alcohol, she was pregnant. She knew she was pregnant. How far along.
Speaker 2:She was six weeks. That was the morning after pill. Yeah, I don't alcohol. She was pregnant. She knew she was pregnant, how far along. She was six weeks.
Speaker 3:That was the morning after pill. Yeah, I don't know. No, that's what it was. It had to be. It was an abortion pill, so it was like that A morning after pill, six weeks later, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:That was fentanyl.
Speaker 3:I've been trying to feed you this shit for six weeks. Well, usually nobody really find out until about the sixth week.
Speaker 1:You got to feed it to him with peanut butter or some shit. So he probably just found out.
Speaker 3:That's crazy, though, Like really you thought about child support at six weeks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, how much of a deadbeat are you?
Speaker 3:He's a DOJ employee, Sir are you really that hit for money? Are you serious? I'm dead ass, like you, that hit for money.
Speaker 2:He didn't want his benefits getting taken. He didn't.
Speaker 1:Or it was already being taken, because he might have other kids out there.
Speaker 2:His wages.
Speaker 1:No justification, that was just stupid.
Speaker 3:But that's his girlfriend. So in my mind I'm thinking like, okay, you having a baby with her. Yeah, dog. You automatically be like oh, once this baby come, I'm done with this bitch, so she gonna hit me with child support. Like what? What was the thought process?
Speaker 2:that's like, that's what I'm trying to get, I know, to make him go there I mean, her thought process is probably like in my mind I'll always be his lady. Yeah, like in my mind I'll always. Can you imagine?
Speaker 3:like when you think about that, the thought process of people like she's sitting next to him, like yeah, I'm about to have this baby. He's like I got to get rid of this baby.
Speaker 1:Like what Not the bop?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm going to have this baby.
Speaker 2:Like it's a Grease movie. They show them both sides. He like fuck this bitch. She with her girls In the bedroom and he in the garage with his boys. He with his voice like yeah, I'm about to give her this fentanyl imagine you keep saying fentanyl.
Speaker 4:This is horrible, I cannot believe.
Speaker 3:I cannot believe that is so horrible.
Speaker 1:I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 2:That sounded like a Lifetime movie. A Death of a Fetus.
Speaker 1:Playing soon.
Speaker 3:No, but they gave him capital murder Yo.
Speaker 1:Wait, they charged him with capital murder. I would hope so.
Speaker 3:Yeah, especially the abortion law they got going. You're going to fee her abortion bill.
Speaker 2:Damn yeah, damn Wow.
Speaker 1:That's horrible.
Speaker 2:Well Thoughts and prayers to both of them.
Speaker 1:And the fetus.
Speaker 2:No, I meant the fetus. Oh mother, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fuck it. What happened to her? She died too, or no?
Speaker 3:No, just the fetus died.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 3:I thought she died too. No, the baby died.
Speaker 2:Oh, they gave him capital murder for that baby, oh gotcha.
Speaker 1:And so she had to live with the fact. Damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wow.
Speaker 1:And she was probably happy Mm-hmm, like, oh, this is us, and now it's not that's fucked up what's next
Speaker 3:you turning your microphone off.
Speaker 1:Yeah, at some point I'm turning this shit off. This is crazy.
Speaker 2:We had an interesting story of um, a woman who I just knew about this bullshit, just the setup is crazy who met a guy and ended up. They went on their first date and she picked him up for the date and brought him to the restaurant where they were going to have the date and when they got inside he told her that he left something in the car. So she gave him the car keys and he went out there to go get it and he stole her car.
Speaker 3:This is her first date.
Speaker 1:Yes, these niggas ace.
Speaker 3:That's her fault. Honestly, they ain't some creative motherfuckers dog. So wait, they came together so she picked him up.
Speaker 2:She picked him up for the date that's crazy, right there, by yourself.
Speaker 3:No, no, yes, it is no. It's not because it's date no.
Speaker 1:If first date yeah. But if she asked him out then and she was like I'll come pick you up, then that's I can see again.
Speaker 3:That's still crazy. It's plausible. You don't know that person.
Speaker 1:He could have been a freaking serial killer gotta go through too when they gotta pick her up don't know her.
Speaker 3:I'm not saying he had to pick her up either. I'm not gonna have her pick me up. We can meet.
Speaker 2:A lot of people do. They like the chivalry. And he might not have had a car, so that's why she picked him up. I don't know Uber bitch. Well, she's going to have to Uber now. I can understand her thought process.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm bullshit. You're not thinking like oh my God, he's about to run away with my car what kind of car. She had A Dodge Charger, no sir.
Speaker 2:He was like oh shit, people are shitty, that's so shitty. She probably had a Hellcat. He was like, oh shit, I'm just like people are shitty, like that's so shitty she probably had a Dodge Neon.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, she was going to never trust no other nigga after that. She'd be like, can you? Come pick me up, mm-mm, but she was willing to go on a date, pick him up, spend her gas money, get the restaurant Like why would you fuck her over like that?
Speaker 3:That's fucked up Because he had no intentions of fucking with her. He wanted the car.
Speaker 1:You got a picture of her?
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Why would you do that? Let me see the car. She not ugly. Let me see the car. And even if she wasn't a good looking person, that doesn't make it fucking right. What are you trying to say? Say?
Speaker 1:the car looks up. That's a decent car too, and she's and she's a she's a pretty girl.
Speaker 3:She's a pretty girl, but again, like I said, how she looked doesn't matter, it's like in a steak on the table, like yeah and the thing that, the thing for me, so he ain't eat it either.
Speaker 2:No, and the thing for me at least eat your plate first. What the fuck? You know, she's a pretty girl.
Speaker 3:She was a pretty, you know I'm talking about him before he asked for the keys to go steal her car eat your fuck. You know she's a pretty girl, she was a pretty. I'm talking about him. Before he asked for the keys to go steal her car, he chose state. You know what?
Speaker 2:she was a pretty enough woman that he entertained her right enough to set a first date you know how damaging that is and you then went on a date. You have now risked your freedom. Word For a car Instead of seeing where this relationship could have gone. Like I need it to make sense.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I don't think he cared at all he must have been a fentanyl baby.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know. I'm not going to say that word.
Speaker 2:I just I don't get it, but we people are way too trusting these days.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean especially these days, it's like and times are hard, so people are doing any and everything these young niggas that they need to do.
Speaker 2:And the thing for me, see, because I'm we don't even know how old that motherfucker was.
Speaker 1:Oh, he might have been an older dude too. Because Might have been an older dude too, Because I don't, which makes it even worse.
Speaker 2:Because I don't trust people like that. Anyway, mm-hmm, I know what you got in my car with. So you talking about, oh, I left something in the car. You came with your polo shirt and khakis Exactly.
Speaker 1:Like what did you leave? Oh, we can get it after we eat. Yeah, like oh, what is it? I'll go to hand my keys over Now. You got my house keys and all that shit. He would have stole the plate and ran off.
Speaker 2:He was just there to steal something, she would have came out and he would have been rolling the tires down the street.
Speaker 1:Yeah, for real, he would have stole all four tires. He came in to steal something. That's an asshole.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is. Yeah, that is that's fucked up People need to do better.
Speaker 3:Yeah, don't be passing your keys to people you don't fucking know. Wait until like a month 30 days or less.
Speaker 1:That's just crazy. See what happens with 30 days or less. You see, that is a perfect. That's day one. You don't know who you're dealing with.
Speaker 2:Absolutely 30 days or less man. Get them out out of here. Get them the fuck out of saying that nothing crazy can happen on the 31st day right, absolutely people have patience.
Speaker 1:See, that's a gray area. 31st day to like 60th, that's the two to three months, is the gray area.
Speaker 3:It so you know what I'm going to need from you A chart. I'm going to need a breakdown of what consists between them, fucking the first to the 31st day. Morning after the red zone, I'm going to need to break it down, so date number one.
Speaker 1:The red zone is 30 days or less. Right, the gray area is 30 to 90 days but what?
Speaker 3:but what gets? What gets the girl to 31? That's my question. How do they make it past the 30 days? Because you sound like you have all types of stipulations of oh that bitch like day two, she don't did some fuck shit and you're like like mm. Can you explain?
Speaker 2:though, what does the red zone mean? What does that mean?
Speaker 1:That means that shit, like usually it's, you're filling the person out and, for example, if we flip it, if the female that's attracted to the guy and all of a sudden you know he snores and she doesn't like the snoring and turns her off and it's over, that's like the red. Or he comes around and then she does some weird noise.
Speaker 3:What if they don't even sleep with each other? No, I mean like, I mean, not like sex, but I mean like they actually be around each other sleeping.
Speaker 1:You know how you be on the phone. Sometimes the conversation is good, you fall asleep on the phone. That still happens.
Speaker 3:Everybody does that, though.
Speaker 1:Well I'm just saying there's some place where something may happen laying on your bed and your feet up on the wall.
Speaker 2:And yeah, you know, I don't know, whatever you're here, yeah, whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1:Something jiggling your balls, it's something that that you beauty shop, let's say. Let's say let's say that you're checking the box off the things that you like, but then there's something that they do that kind of throws everything off, and then you have to consider if this is something you want to stay with, live with, and that you don't really fuck with that, then that's like that's a good time to be like you know what?
Speaker 3:I don't want to deal with this shit so what is your red flags that you would? They would not get past.
Speaker 2:If they got webbed toes, they ain't making 30 days. Realistic ones, please. A big dick and a dirty gooch. Yeah, that's gross For real. Is that your red flags?
Speaker 3:I'm about to say what the fuck that's nasty.
Speaker 1:You got a dirty gooch. Would you stay with somebody without a dirty gooch?
Speaker 2:Exactly 30 days, unless you figure that out right.
Speaker 4:No, because of my christian values, yeah, right you're christian to
Speaker 1:yours you know within a couple hours from the stories you tell you too. I do too. What, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3:You would know if they had a dirty gooch in a couple hours.
Speaker 1:Why would I be looking at the gooch? I'm not fucking with nobody with a gooch. Everybody got a gooch. If a female got a gooch, no.
Speaker 3:There's a space between between the ass and the pussy, Nah nigga, nah, nigga, all the way, fucked up.
Speaker 1:That's a pooch, A pooch, pooch-y-loo.
Speaker 2:Just because you got a gooch. So what are your refs?
Speaker 1:Mine's just clean though, yo yeah.
Speaker 4:I mean Wait what the fuck.
Speaker 1:I was trying to move past that, Yo, I.
Speaker 2:I mean Wait, what the fuck I was trying to move past that. Yo, I can't.
Speaker 1:I don't know, uneven titties or some shit you know what See. That is so superficial, I'm just playing.
Speaker 3:No, you're not, I'm not you know what I'm saying, Like something he's like, hey, so before we go out on this date, I need you to lift your shirt, so I can see if your titties is even.
Speaker 1:Uneven areolas, kill me what?
Speaker 3:Oh my God, can you be serious?
Speaker 2:I'm trying to One look like a Cocoa Puff. Another one look like a Cookie Crisp.
Speaker 1:This might sound crazy, it does, but.
Speaker 2:I was.
Speaker 3:This might sound crazy, it does it sounds crazy, but I was.
Speaker 1:I was dealing with a person what was his name? Who was a great person? Great person Did you? You're wilding.
Speaker 3:I just wanted to see if you were kidding. He's not going to tell the story. You're crazy, okay.
Speaker 2:But they had alopecia. Aww, and that was a flag, but they had alopecia.
Speaker 3:Aw, and that was a flag for you. That was your flag.
Speaker 1:And I couldn't get past the bald head Aw Aw. I couldn't. Some people look very nice with bald heads. I'm not saying she didn't, she looked great. Yeah, you just wanted something to pull on.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah it, you just wanted something to pull on.
Speaker 4:Yeah yeah, it's like it's either rip her scalp out her head or just let her go.
Speaker 2:Because what the fuck else you holding on to?
Speaker 3:I'm not doing that because I refuse to get alopecia, so I will not laugh at that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so Absolutely not. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 2:Her hair could grow back.
Speaker 1:I'm sure it has in Falling Out Again. It's just, I'm not joking, but I just couldn't see how long that could be.
Speaker 2:Now, that was because you were much younger. Now at this this age, would a bald headed woman um okay, yeah no, so jada didn't trigger you. No it didn't.
Speaker 1:Okay, you would just polish it the best cut we would use the same razor your turtle wigs, yeah yeah me, now I wouldn't have a problem.
Speaker 4:Did you say you use the same razor Turtle wax?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah me. Now I wouldn't have a problem. Did you say you use the?
Speaker 4:same razor.
Speaker 1:This is outrageous Damn I can't, I can't take this Moving on Moving on.
Speaker 2:So we're back to racism. Yeah, this is perfect. Never laugh. A Florida sheriff oh yeah, florida, hello Florida Warns rioters ahead of the upcoming immigration protests that we will kill you. There's a press conference that goes on where he starts speaking about the fact that Florida is no protest zone. Start speaking about the fact that Florida is no protest zone. And if you decide to bring your ass here or start protesting, even if you're a resident and acting a fool, there are certain things that they're going to do, levels of discipline that they're going to do to you. Up until his words were, we'll kill you and tell your family where to find your remains. Well, here's the problem with that, right?
Speaker 1:Because now that's a public threat, right and you're dealing with Premeditated murder. No, seriously yeah so, and now you're dealing with people in these days and age that are not scared easily F-A-F-O yeah, for real, and they will shoot back. So if you threaten and F-A-F-O yeah, for real, and they will shoot back.
Speaker 3:So if you threaten to kill me, you gonna get killed too yeah, because I feel like now you just gave like a license to defend themselves if this is gonna be self defense, because we have that law down here, right, you just gave me a license because they already have to stand on Right.
Speaker 2:You just gave me a license Because they already have to stand on your ground.
Speaker 1:You gave me a license to defend myself. So if you're openly threatening me after I'm trying to do a peaceful protest and you're going to kill me, over that which Florida in general.
Speaker 2:So even Ron DeSantis, governor of Florida, came out recently too and said that, along with the whole protesting thing, that if you are in your car during the protest and you are prohibiting people from being able to drive down the street or move or walk across the street or what have you, they have the right to now hit you if you're protesting, please, and run you over.
Speaker 3:So now you're about to have people out here Killing each other, Randomly crossing the street and some jackass who wants to be a fucking dick. Come hit them. Talk about. Oh, they were protesting what.
Speaker 1:And I'm by myself.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah On a.
Speaker 1:Wednesday afternoon With no sign, no other protesters around Trying to get the Dunkin' Donuts or some shit. That's stupid. You're inviting retaliation. He's inviting violence.
Speaker 2:You could simply be out there passing out watchtowers, and now you get hit because they think that you're Not a Jehovah Witness.
Speaker 3:Jehovah will, jehovah will protect them.
Speaker 1:Watch those, hey yo.
Speaker 3:I'm not doing this with you.
Speaker 1:Florida residents run, protect yourselves, protect your neck. For real, wu-tang said it. Listen. He openly threatened y'all. Y'all got a right to live a peaceful life and y'all shouldn't be having to hide under some person who think they have power over your life.
Speaker 2:I still question why people decide that they want to live in the state of Florida.
Speaker 1:It's crazy.
Speaker 2:It just boggles my mind. Not that it's not craziness in other states but Florida is just blatant.
Speaker 1:But then they also got residents who will fight back. Yeah, without a second thought.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Can you imagine trying to fight?
Speaker 1:a racist and an alligator at the same time.
Speaker 2:Wait, what Got a relegator Trying to fight a racist and an alligator at the same time. That's crazy. I'm happy I didn't hear that.
Speaker 3:Or a racist alligator, that's what I said. A relegator.
Speaker 2:A relegator. Yo A geyser.
Speaker 3:A geys, a gayser, didn't I call that? I called that something else, didn't I remember I came up with that? A gayser dad?
Speaker 1:why did you say, dad, hey, yo wait. Is this something you need to? Is this something you need to talk about? Are you okay? What?
Speaker 2:is the way he said that he was like dad, you're not my dad, dad.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, and happy Father's Day to all the fathers out there.
Speaker 2:I hope you guys enjoyed your Father's Day.
Speaker 1:Which is probably going to be like some socks and like a card and some food.
Speaker 2:Or power tools.
Speaker 3:Did you say or sex?
Speaker 2:Dads get power tools. You know, did you say or sex, or sex, let's get power tools. Yeah, you know, a shovel, a shovel I'm gonna get shovels.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna bury this bitch tonight so the?
Speaker 1:so the girl's gonna give the man the shovel so they can bury the kids wow god, I got you the shovel.
Speaker 3:I know you've been mad at mom for a long time.
Speaker 1:Wow, hey yo.
Speaker 2:That's horrible.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just kidding, that was a bad joke that was Preferred to tagline Yo for real, like god damn.
Speaker 2:Mister, this is for you.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:What would you do?
Speaker 4:if.
Speaker 2:If your son is at home, you were living with your woman, girlfriend, wife, whoever it is, I don't know, let's just say girlfriend past 30 days and you've been paying $2,500 in rent for y'all to live in, where y'all live at. Okay, you're like. You know what? I'm the man of this house.
Speaker 1:I'm a my name's on the lease right.
Speaker 2:Hopefully, yes. And then you find out later that your girlfriend has a housing voucher and has only been paying $106 a month for rent and has been pocketing the rest of the money the entire time. That's how you hustle. Okay, wait, wait, wait wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3:That's how you hustle right there.
Speaker 1:There's two things I can immediately think of.
Speaker 2:One. You're not giving her the money, you're paying it directly.
Speaker 3:That would be the smart thing.
Speaker 1:No, If I know that she's taking the extra money and putting it in a savings account. You didn't know at all. Right, that's one thing. If I didn't know at all. And you're coming home with all these new shit and I'm like yo, how the fuck are you getting these money? And I'm not understanding, like my, you're throwing away my money or some shit.
Speaker 3:You have, you got that shovel.
Speaker 1:That's exactly Shovel with the rubber grip, because what the fuck? Yeah, that's wild, that's fucking wild Because I could be doing something for us on a long term with the extra $2,400 that I'm giving you. Like there's other bills that needs to be paid, maybe I could be saving up to buy a house, maybe we can be. We could be trying to do something bigger which.
Speaker 3:I what the crazy part about it is, I'm sorry, is this is a question for me. Like, okay, you know you helping her with the rent and whatever, so are you automatically giving her the cash? Are you going to the check cashing place and making money? How do you not know she has a voucher? Who are you making the money order out to? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:like you know what everyone's relationship is made up different. If I'm with somebody that I trust enough to actually live with them and we're doing this together and it's like, oh, we're going to grow together and just will eventually be whatever. But and you're like, all right, you know I'm going to take care of these bills or whatever, but you just make sure you take care of the paying of everything, because I don't need, I don't want to have to deal with that.
Speaker 1:A lot of men are like, yeah, that's not their strong suit, they just yeah they just give them the money and as long as it's being taken care of.
Speaker 2:I don't got to worry about nothing. So it's just that trust factor that you have. But this was going on for five fucking years. This bitch then walked off with what like $144,000.
Speaker 1:Easily, easily, no dog. No, I'm being mad, no dog. And throughout the five years, you know how many arguments she blamed me for going on. Or I'm being honest, and then, and, and, and. Throughout the five years, you know how many arguments she blamed me for going. Or I'm cheating on some shit bitch, I am. Are you serious?
Speaker 2:now, what if that's wild, what if that was happening? But throughout those five years she was really like pampering you and and, and you know, giving you that don't mean shit.
Speaker 3:That mean he was pampering himself. I'm paying for my own shit he was pampering himself.
Speaker 1:But if I am not the type because honestly I'm not a fashion type of guy Like I don't go buy clothes and brand names and shit like that I don't. That's never been my strong suit, right. So if that's something that she could take my bread and be like, I'm going to make you look good or whatever. It's like me paying to get all the fresh shit, but she's just doing it for me.
Speaker 3:So if she was doing it that way and you found out that that's how she was doing it, you wouldn't be mad.
Speaker 1:No, because she's not just taking my money and splurging all on her. She's kind of taking the money and making sure we good splurging all on her. She's kind of taking the money and making sure we good. But it doesn't have to be like.
Speaker 3:I feel like I was still being mad because you lied to her Right.
Speaker 1:that's what I'm saying the fact that she lied about it will still be a problem. It will still be a problem. You think you would stay, though?
Speaker 2:Probably not, or if I do stay, things, if she was like the scenario you said, if she was, if she was like doing like things are going to change.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Like if because now it's still a doubt on my mind that she wasn't doing that all the time, Right, or what else you're lying about? Exactly so it's. It's like all with my money, Cool, but what the fuck else you been doing? Because you only buy clothes once a month, bitch.
Speaker 3:So she was like, when it's time for these people to come do a house inspection, she was like you gotta go, or she scheduled it while he was at work.
Speaker 1:Yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 3:That's wild.
Speaker 1:And maybe that was the only money he had, like he was making. $2,500, is you know? If you're not, it's a lot of money. If you're bringing that in Twice a week, then I can see, I understand. But if that's the only money You're bringing in for the month, then you're like here.
Speaker 3:You know it's crazy like you think he gonna get that money back Cause most likely like they be, like you agreed to pay that Right so he might not even you were living there, so you were benefiting from it, right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean I'm thinking shit out of luck.
Speaker 3:Oh, I wonder if he was paying the utilities too on top of that. So the $2,500, right, and then he was paying all the other shit Yo that's fucking wild. I would have choked that bitch out.
Speaker 1:I would have choked that bitch out, but she's 61, and she had a mother there.
Speaker 3:You know what. So when I called her a bitch, she shot me yo get out of here. Yeah, that's fucked up y'all.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's crazy people got to do better. Yeah, oh, seriously, like, no see, that's the thing. Like, know how to take care of yourself. You know, I'm saying like, like, when you find some shit out like that, you'll be like all right, well, you need me more than I need you. I'm out, I could, I could pay my own rent. Like when you, when you depend on people to do things for you and you don't have any clue on how to do things, you're, you're, you're bound to get taken advantage of.
Speaker 1:Yeah and there are so many people that are in that exact situation I think even the nicest people who have the best intentions take advantage of people who don't know. Oh, I've never Like. To a certain extent I know you have Excuse me I know you have. Excuse me, that's how those assless chaps was created.
Speaker 2:Oh my. God? Is that why you modeled them Well, well?
Speaker 1:Nini modeled them too, she did.
Speaker 2:That's how we know she was dragging her nuts on the floor.
Speaker 3:I got young nuts Disgusting.
Speaker 1:Shaped like cashews.
Speaker 3:So, sir, I'm just going to end with that. Y'all still keeping up on this Diddy trial. Look, you see how they tried to. He tried to get it thrown out.
Speaker 1:His ass was flirting with one of the fucking jurors and shit. Well, I don't know if he was flirting, but he was making faces and shit, nodding his head and all that. I know that's probably a couple weeks old. But then the people that's testifying, like the Jane Doe's yeah, the different girlfriends who have the same exact story. You know he's done Same exact story.
Speaker 3:But I love how they keep like certain people going back and they just like discrediting their story. Yes, and it's like is he so? For me it's been teetering like this thing about to get off, Like they're going back.
Speaker 2:He got off All right. For me it's been teetering like this dick about to get off. Like he got off alright. Yeah, it's like okay. Is he just a really nasty, horrible man, or was he actually? You know, sex trafficking and all of that stuff?
Speaker 1:he was putting these people on planes, paying for escorts.
Speaker 2:Yes, so they got him. Anyone that got flewed out yeah, they got him, and one of well, he wasn't that got flewed out yeah, they got him and and one of well, he wasn't, but he wasn't paying.
Speaker 1:He wasn't paying your rent. You see what I'm saying? The fact that he could hold these things over their heads like he was paying one of them. He was paying their fucking mortgage or rent and would threaten them to take it away if he wasn't, if they don't do what he asked.
Speaker 3:Yeah, when I say like Diddy is one of those people allegedly that knew what the fuck they was doing. Oh, absolutely, Like, like all those.
Speaker 1:I don't think it's alleged.
Speaker 3:He knew. I'm just saying that.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying. Like that nigga was smart with how he was.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, with the, the power that he had, the money that he had he had, it's like he could get away with a lot of this shit, because money, money is power like and honestly, I really think that he got way too big for his britches and fucked around with the wrong caucasian person, and that's why all this shit popped up out of nowhere.
Speaker 3:That's how I look at it, because he's been doing this shit for years.
Speaker 1:Like a business person Caucasian.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm. Oh, like yeah. And there was this like oh, you think you need to piss somebody off?
Speaker 3:Yeah, like oh, now you think you got the power like we have, so let me put you back in your place. I, you think you got the power like we have, so let me put you back in your place, sit down.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, yeah. I mean the shit that's coming out, and the women?
Speaker 3:Well, they just been watching him for a very long time. The women like there's so many possibilities.
Speaker 1:It's sad to hear their story, Because it seems like they thought it was something that like, if you kind of just listen to the story, you kind of he feeds them an opportunity and they take it. Yeah, it's like they. Oh this shit is bad.
Speaker 3:You heard, jenny.
Speaker 1:I feel bad for him. He's done for it, Like I think they got him for the charges that he's charged for I love.
Speaker 3:don't cost a thing.
Speaker 1:But it's like they're paying him as a monster and the charges that he's charged for I love, don't cost a thing, but it's like they're paying him as a monster and the things that he does monster. Yo, you want that word, but for the charges he's being charged of, he's guilty.
Speaker 2:It just sounds like he's been trafficked. And now you know little things are trickling out about young Miami, because how just you know, because how just you know, and they going back to different statements she's made about you know how much she loves golden showers and all that type of stuff and it was like so you were probably actively involved.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I said this a while ago. She was getting a bag. She was getting a bag, she was the madam.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't put it past her. She was getting a bag and then she got out exactly when she needed it, exactly so that's what I'm saying. Like they probably was, I wouldn't put it past her.
Speaker 3:She was getting a bag and then she got out Exactly when she Needed to, exactly yeah, so that's what I'm saying, like they probably was watching For a long time Because she dipped Early. Yo, before this shit Really really blew up, she dipped early.
Speaker 1:I don't wanna Drag nobody, but what do you? What do you think that his kids you think his kids Was involved. What do you think that his kids you think his kids was involved like a part of any of these things, I don't like talking about that?
Speaker 3:I don't think he would. I know he comes off like a complete ass and stuff. I do not think that he would include his kids in that shit.
Speaker 2:I'm finding it hard. I hope not, but I'm finding it hard to believe that they were involved.
Speaker 1:They didn't know exactly what was going on, right.
Speaker 3:Well, you never know, he got mad houses everywhere. He could have been like y'all here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because he'll fly out to Turks and Caicos and some shit. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3:So to keep his kids from that shit. Yeah, Thank God, Because remember what they say like oh, the stories that everybody has kind of said when it's a ditty party. Yeah, like you know, certain you come in and blah, blah, blah, but after a certain time it's a different party. Yeah, so he probably like all right kids, time to go.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yo I mean His kids.
Speaker 2:Yo for real, but allegedly yeah, allegedly.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying he's done for I think, just saying he's done for I think just for the charges he's being on trial for I think they got him I don't know. I think they got him.
Speaker 2:You think if he's convicted, Trump is going to pardon him?
Speaker 1:I hope not, I hope not, I don't think Trump gives two shits about that. Trump got his own problems with Elon they beefing. Now you see that I think he's going to recant, but you think this is a show for him and his wife ain't going to part ways.
Speaker 3:You know they keep it I don't take anything that especially comes out on social media as truth, so it's always, I think, it's a plan to block something, though there's always something happening behind the scenes point to block something, though there's always something happening behind the scenes that they throw these little things out here for us to pay attention to, because because he's gonna look at the fucking bright lights and sprinkles and shit and pay attention to that and not pay attention to what's really happening behind the scenes you know that's very true statement, because it's it's, it's just so.
Speaker 1:It just so happens. Elon started using these trigger words, right? Shit like oh, let me tell you how he really won the campaign. And shit like he's like playing on people's oh, the epstein, yeah, he's already playing on people's suspicion of what he could, right, so he started throwing these trigger words to make you be like oh, I, I knew that I didn't start focus on the wrong thing, so that something happening in the background is happening, so we don't pay attention.
Speaker 2:I knew he was telling the truth when he was like, oh, eat my ass. And I was just like you know, donald, look like he's an ass eater.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you get on my nerves.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:You get on my nerves.
Speaker 1:I think Donald like shit with like freckles on it.
Speaker 3:I think Donald likes shit with freckles on it. First of all, his lips is way too little to be in anybody's ass.
Speaker 2:Fake men speak men.
Speaker 1:Anyway, what's next?
Speaker 2:We are on to your favorite part of the show.
Speaker 6:My favorite part of the show Gems. Ladies and gentlemen, the mom got the bomb. Drop a Jim on them.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I'm dropping them, jim's on you. You like them, jim's? Alright, I got a question. Yeah, this is specifically to Nene, but, sean, I'm sure you can jump in on this too. Gem number one. Ladies, how long do you make your man wait after you fucked your side, dude?
Speaker 3:Damn, why'd that come to me? That's disgusting. That's disgusting.
Speaker 2:Sean Nene, I'd like to hear your answer.
Speaker 3:Uh, that's gross. You can't fuck two people. What?
Speaker 2:that you made them wait.
Speaker 3:No, you can't fuck two people on the same day.
Speaker 2:So you really Really yeah.
Speaker 1:Who can't fuck two people on the same day?
Speaker 3:I'm not saying you can't.
Speaker 1:Diddy is a prime example that you can't.
Speaker 3:Hey, yo can't fuck two people in a day.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying you can't Diddy is a prime example that you can't A threesome, that's not what I mean.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying I feel like if you fucking with a side dude and you come home and fuck your nigga, that's gross.
Speaker 2:You know how many people do that I know.
Speaker 1:So how long do you wait to make your man wait after you fucked your side, dude?
Speaker 3:To whenever my man wanted after you fucked your side dude To whenever my man wanted, but if he wanted that same night after you fuck a side dude. So till we close back up, let me get my vinegar, like why?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's Katie, my vinegar.
Speaker 3:Ladies, do not put vinegar in your pussies, please, oh my God. Now you tell me. So how long you let my vinegar? Ladies, do not put vinegar in your pussies, please, oh my god now you tell me so how long you let?
Speaker 2:how?
Speaker 1:long you let him wait, I have never had a side dude, I haven't.
Speaker 2:I've never had you serious yeah he dead ass you never had a side dude.
Speaker 1:I have never cheated, seriously, absolutely not. Wow, he dead ass.
Speaker 2:You never had a side dude. I have never cheated Seriously, absolutely not.
Speaker 3:Wow, he's been saying that for years. I do unto others as.
Speaker 1:I want done unto me you ever been cheated on?
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:So that's been done unto you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and that's why they ain't around no more. But you don't do that to others. That's why they don't exist in my life.
Speaker 1:Gotcha, you never really answered the question Nene.
Speaker 3:Yes, I did.
Speaker 1:Oh, you said, until he wants it.
Speaker 3:But it can't be. It won't be that same day.
Speaker 1:What if he wants it that same day?
Speaker 3:Then I'm coming up with a reason why we ain't fucking.
Speaker 2:What if he wants it that next morning? That's wow, Wow, Wait after you showered and shit. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:So you got to get the fecal matter out. This is good. It was in your ass too. Jesus Christ, the fecal matter. You got to make sure nothing in the ass with a pussy right.
Speaker 3:That sounds disgusting. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1:You got to get the kids out of every hole.
Speaker 2:What's your next gym?
Speaker 3:But that's only if, like you, living with somebody though. So it's different, it's different, it's different for guys, I've been, I've cheated. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie and say I haven't cheated, but I wasn't necessarily living with the person that you living with the person, that you have to live with them, but like say, I'm just saying it could have been longer because you, you don't see him every day oh gotcha, how, how long would you let them wait for?
Speaker 1:just for you is just whenever they want it, just not that day like a day.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm not 24 hours I'm not two dicking in one night, I said two dicking, double dicking in one night.
Speaker 1:Double dicking.
Speaker 4:It's crazy Double dicking.
Speaker 2:Oh my god.
Speaker 3:Double dicking, unless it was a threesome.
Speaker 1:But I had sex with Two females In the same day.
Speaker 3:Men do that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah men. And y'all don't even clean your dick Right like y'all consider that different.
Speaker 1:I got to.
Speaker 3:With soap and water, or you just took a washcloth.
Speaker 1:No, I took a shower.
Speaker 3:Okay, cause motherfuckers think they wipe their dick off and go to the next bitch like it is. That's why they got dirty goochies. No, that's why them pH balances is off.
Speaker 1:No, I'll take a shot, alright, yeah, okay, sean, this is for you actually.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:God, what do you think I'm talking about? Pull out, eat it, put it back in. Pull out, eat it, put it back in.
Speaker 2:Pringles the refrigerator.
Speaker 1:The refrigerator, that's it.
Speaker 4:It ain't what you think I'm going to say what's the?
Speaker 1:first thing you thought of, though.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:What's the first thing you thought of?
Speaker 2:My date last night, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Oreo, cookies and milk. If you thought something else, we can be friends.
Speaker 2:Hey friends, nope, nope, I thought the refrigerator. I actually don't dip my Oreos in milk, really, cause I don't like milk. I think it's cow urine, wow, yeah.
Speaker 1:I can't drink milk. It's all pussy. That's nasty as fuck what Yo? Yeah, I can't drink milk Alright, last gem. That's nasty as fuck what? Yeah, I can't drink milk alright last gem. I used to drink that cow piss like it was nothing do you hate it when those three little dots be floating for like 98 seconds and then they reply okay, nah, what the fuck you was about to say right, you know they was deleting like I see that on teams a lot in my job, Like that shit.
Speaker 1:Just be like going, I'm like all right, cool, cool, cool, and then just go away and just be like one word will pop up, Like, will do, Like, nah, what the fuck you was about to say. They was probably cussing your ass out, Probably. But I type first and then I think about it and just be like you know what, If I say that nah, let me just say it Okay, so I do that a lot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't watch it because that shit irritates me, so I don't even bother to see if they still doing the bubble thing. I say what I have to say and I get out. So when they do reply, there's not no shock factor to it. Got you? Okay, it's not no shock factor to me, got you? Okay, you ever like recant what you was about to say and then say something I've actually sent shit and then be like oh fuck, and I've actually hit that unsend button, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:You got to do that quick.
Speaker 3:You do it because as soon as they like even try to go to look. If they look at it or whatever, it's a wrap.
Speaker 1:I just learned you can do that with emails, like you can take back the email that you sent because I did that once because I was like you gonna hear what the fuck I gotta say?
Speaker 1:and I was like nope, nope, nope and I took it back. And then I got a call like hey, did you just send me an email like, yeah, did you get it? She's like it was like, nah, it didn't go through. I was like yeah, I kinda I had to take it back because I forgot something. I forgot the attachment or some shit like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I realized I sent it to the wrong person yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So that's the gym, all right. All right, what else we have? We have anything else that we need to discuss, talk about.
Speaker 3:No guys, just hit us up with the Ask the Table fan mail. Keep them coming. Let us know what your thought process is of what we talked about. Let us know if you have any advice you want from us. Let us know a story you want us to talk about. Anything, just hit us up. Tell us. You love us. We love to hear that shit. Yeah.
Speaker 1:And we're going to try to go out to more events. So meet us out there. We'll try to do a little bit more live stuff. We'd love to see our plus ones out there. Um, we're trying to put some stuff together ourselves as our for our own events. So as we, as I come around, we'll let you know oh, you know what?
Speaker 2:there was one last thing I wanted to talk about shit. Nobody eating your ass. No, I stumbled upon recently on social media that you know why?
Speaker 1:the ass eating was the first thing you said.
Speaker 2:Because she likes it. Yeah, probably that non-melanated people have a new phrase that they're using in reference to people of color 18%.
Speaker 2:African American. They are suffering from black fatigue. What the fuck is it that? They are tired of hearing us complain. They're tired of our antics and the way that we do things. I think we're tired of y'all shit. You've been tired of them shit. I walked into a few different commentaries of people using this term and I'm like this is wild and this is where we are right now in the state of our country. But I feel like if you're suffering from black fatigue, pass the fuck out, yeah for real and don't wake up.
Speaker 2:Oh goddamn, that too. It is what it is Fentanyl, baby, and that's our gems, and that's our gems. Later, later.
Speaker 4:Later, later, girl whine to the bass, to the bass, whine to the bass, to the bass, whine to the bass, to the bass, whine to the bass, to the bass. It's face down, bumper up. Girl already took them up. Girl already took them up. Oh, it starts to whine and bend, bend over, bend over bend, bend, bend, bend, bend, bend over bend, bend, bend, bend, bend, bend over bend, bend, bend, bend, bend, bend, bend over bend, bend bend. Thank you, strong woman. How you do it, how you do it, do how you do it, how you do it, do Tell me to practice. You don't need practice, girl. You know you got this, if you know you got this Girl. Whine to the bass, to the bass, whine to the bass, to the bass, whine to the bass, to the bass, whine to the bass, to the bass. It's face down Bumper. Get ready to pick them up. Get ready to pick them up.
