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Episode 085: Gladys Behol's High-Rise Panties
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When a coworker proudly declares she "tans well because she's 18% African American," where do you even begin? Welcome back to Table for Three, where we're diving deep into workplace microaggressions, relationship boundaries, and social absurdities that make modern life both hilarious and horrifying.
This week, Nini opens up about navigating uncomfortable workplace encounters while maintaining professionalism (sort of). We're celebrating our recent appearance at Pynknic 25, giving mad props to the vendors and creators who made the event spectacular. From hookah experiences to fashion moments, the crew reminisces about summer vibes and community connections.
The conversation takes sharp turns through headline-grabbing stories—a woman who fatally shot her husband after years of being called a "bitch," a first date that ended with grand theft auto, and a Florida sheriff openly threatening protesters. Through it all, we explore the psychology behind these situations: What makes someone snap after years of verbal abuse? How do we protect ourselves in the dating world? And what happens when those sworn to protect us become the threat?
Don't miss our fan-favorite "Gems" segment where we tackle relationship boundaries and the controversial "30-day rule." The crew debates honesty in relationships, communication red flags, and the curious new term "Black fatigue" being thrown around by those uncomfortable with racial discourse.
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Nene's Workplace Drama: The "18% African American"
Speaker 1Baby is yours, baby is mine. Baby is one of a kind that like buying rooms for our renters Still not mine. Maybe it's yours, maybe it's mine, maybe it's one of a kind. Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed that intro. It is summertime, man, it's time to get outside, start to move. Let's start enjoying this weather, especially after the pink nick. I hope y'all enjoyed that episode, we was definitely enjoying it. And welcome back to the table for three After the pink nick. I hope y'all enjoyed that episode, we was definitely enjoying it. And welcome back to the table for three. And I am Mr, if you don't know, if you're new to the show, and with me I have my two greatest partners here.
Speaker 3Yes, I am that woman, nini, and we are here with Gladys Behol.
Speaker 2Behol. We have a special guest today.
Speaker 1Yeah, you Behol, it's Sean A. Sean A is in the building. Nene is in the building.
Speaker 3Yes, yes, we are here.
Speaker 1And it's been a while since we dropped on a Wednesday. Well, you know I hope y'all missed us, but we did give you a special episode. I hope you enjoyed that, because we surely did. How was everyone's week weekend?
Speaker 3So I've been waiting for this day, have you? I have, because I just really wanted to talk about my week at work.
Speaker 1So you guys know, wow, this week, oh my God, we actually get in line. Oh my God, oh my God, let's clap it up for Nene having something to say about work.
Speaker 3Yes, yes, guys. And so you know last episode, you know I had a decent week, and I had a decent week because I was there by myself.
Speaker 2Amen.
Speaker 3Amen. For at least about two weeks it felt like. So you know, when it feels like it's two weeks, when it's only a week, it's amazing. But this week they came back.
Speaker 1Uh-oh.
Speaker 3They came back and in full effect. So I'm sitting in my office minding my black-owned business and you know this person is in their prime talking about you, they vacation and how they tanned and everything, and they're talking to a different co-worker. That's there. So the co-worker goes oh wow, you're tanned. I know the level of petty in the voice because when you hear petty, you know petty. When you petty Correct, mm-hmm. So I can hear that that was good.
Speaker 1I had to think about it Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3And all I hear is oh yeah, you know I tan really well because you know I'm 18% African American. Wait, excuse me what?
Speaker 2Let me stop my car. Wait, wait, excuse me what. Let me stop my car, wait, excuse me what. Wait, I'm going to just excuse myself from the table.
Speaker 3So, mind you, I hear this and I'm like that is not what she just said it can't be 18% 18% African American. So I was like that couldn't possibly be what she said, but I'm going to ignore that.
Speaker 1Whatever, I'm going to ignore that, whatever I'm going to ignore that. She got a 23 in me and realized but let me break this down why.
Speaker 3So it would make sense that she did a 23 in me because 18% is a little bit too precise but no, but listen to this, listen to this.
Speaker 3Let me explain why. Either way, it don't make no sense, right? So she goes. Yeah, you know, you know my family is italian, but, um, part, you know, we're from sicily, or whatever, and that was the conversation, you know. You know, my boss comes out like oh, wow, that's, that's really like you know. And I'm sitting there in my seat, still in my office, like nah, I know you with the shits too, because you really came out your office to sit there and actually jump on her bandwagon with this conversation.
Speaker 2And your boss is what now? Bengalis?
Speaker 3My boss is African.
Speaker 1She's from Djibouti. No, you know, the capital of Djibouti is.
Speaker 3But she's African, okay. So I ignored that whole thing. She went to lunch. No, I completely ignored it. I was not being a part of that conversation, no way, because I would have had to just let this woman know about herself right and why she was wrong with what she said. So she leaves, I guess, goes to lunch, and the other co-worker comes, stops in my office with the biggest smile on her face because she knows, and mind you this, this co-worker, she's also a caucasian woman, uh-huh. So, off of her knowing, stopping in my office with a smile, she's like oh, I was waiting for you to come in the room for the conversation. What happened? I was like bitch, now you know. So I'm looking at her like stop playing with me. And she is for Lorde, I mean, she is laughing her ass off. And she was like 18% African American. I said, yeah, I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 3And she was like in her trying to explain about Tanning, about Sicily, no, the reason why it being is because her family's for Sicily and if people know the history, about what they talk about with the Italians and Sicilians and all that stuff it's always a conversation about, like Sicilians are kind of mixed with. You know, africans or whatever. So I look at her and I said but where did the American part come from? Because I don't remember her Sicilians being dragged from Sicily Across the water, over. It had to deal with slavery to become an African American. So what part and where and how? So I was just like she don't even make any sense. She was like, no, I know that's why I was looking at her and just smiling like what? And I was like and then for my boss to come out there and join in, and she was like I don't even understand that part. I said it would make sense if she said she was 18% African, I said.
Speaker 3But you want to be a part of it. So bad that you said 18 percent african american.
Speaker 2You sound dumb maybe it was by injection, I think it was I, I agree, I, I agree, so that.
Speaker 3So that was that was. That was something that just stood out, and I couldn't wait to come and hear you guys have a thought process on the 18% African American.
Speaker 1Hey, I'm floored.
Speaker 3Because I was like what, and mind you, mind you, if you did have any kind of African gene in you or you know, your tan wouldn't look the way it looked.
Speaker 3Wait that's what's flooring me she looks 80% leather she's equating African American to African, to tanning, like why she said a couple things that's like outrageous, like one time she brought me some black hair products that she had and she was like, oh, you know I was using this because, you know, our hair is kind of the same and I'm looking around like where is our hair the same?
Speaker 2is race baiting you.
Speaker 3I'm looking and I'm like not you came. My office is dirty ass hair bottle man you can have that I was like no, I'm good, thanks, I don't use that. What was it? Black and s sassy? I don't even. I've never even heard of the company.
Speaker 1It was just for me, just for me.
Speaker 3I don't even know what it was, and then I found out when I was talking to another coworker. This coworker is black. It was dark enough. And she goes. She's like, yeah, when I tan me and you are the same complexion, ma'am sit down.
Speaker 2She would have said, yeah, my ass. And pulled the drawer.
Speaker 3She didn't say it to me.
Speaker 2She pulled the drawer and pulled the thing she didn't say it to me.
Speaker 3But I thought that was just like mind-blowing to me. The funniest shit. I was like wow, the fact that your tail looked like my asshole.
Speaker 2I would have spread them wide.
Speaker 3I you know what I'm 18% African American too. Wow, amazing. We're sisters. So happy for you, sisters from Sicily we're sissy for the fact that you heard that and you handed yourself oh, I didn't know I was not getting that from my seat and, yes, I'm ignoring this shit. I used your name because, you handed yourself pretty well. I just thought I was just like wow, did that just happen? You stupid, you are so stupid. But other than that, my week was good. It wasn't a week.
Speaker 2Wow, I love that for you, thank you.
Speaker 3Thank you so much.
Speaker 1I love that for you yo.
Speaker 3No, because you know, you know, you know.
Speaker 1Yeah, because I can usually yeah.
Speaker 2I'm over the shit.
Speaker 1Those situations don't end well.
Speaker 3Absolutely. I pulled my big girl panties up and just sat my ass down.
Speaker 1In my head it was like sit down the food of balloons.
Speaker 3Those are comfortable by the way, pull them up, mind your business. My husband loves my food of balloons.
Speaker 1Pour them. Right under them, titties, my high-rise.
Speaker 3My high-rise panties.
Speaker 1High-.
Speaker 5Pour them rum right under them. Titties, my high rise, my high rise panties. High rise, low cut panties.
Speaker 3I can't be out here like Britney Spears.
Speaker 2Hey yo.
Speaker 3The boot cut low rise panties. I can't do it hey.
Speaker 1Nope.
Speaker 3Oh shit, how was y'all week?
Speaker 2Shawnee, you know what my week was actually. So my week was I would have to split the week in half, so the beginning of my week wasn't so great, but the middle to the end of the week was awesome, kind of like nini, because I was by myself for the um ending of the week. So you know, I was able to actually hear myself think get some work done, relax the beginning of the week. Unfortunately, I went to work on Monday and I had lunch from the day before my leftovers.
Speaker 3On a Tuesday.
Speaker 1It went up.
Speaker 4Now it's trying to reference it Yo.
Speaker 2And when I got to work and when it's time for lunch, I went and heated my lunch up Coming out and I swear for life I come out of the little kitchen area hot meal in my hands.
Speaker 3I'm sorry you can't even wait for the building. You're just ready to go.
Speaker 1I am ready to pounce. Go ahead, no, go ahead.
Speaker 2I don't even fuck up. No, go ahead.
Speaker 1Hot meal in your hands.
Speaker 2It was a week. See what you did. How was your week?
Speaker 1mister, Hot meal in your hand. What did somebody knock it out your hand or something?
Speaker 3Yes, and it was like oh word they did. Somebody knocked it out your hand for real. It was pig feet and lima beans everywhere. Oh no, that's a lie, you had pig feet.
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Speaker 1I know you ain't eat that shit, I'm about to say that Get the fuck out of here. You had pig feet? No, but did they bump into you or did they intentionally smack?
Speaker 2it out your hand? No, they didn't, they just smacked my ass, you tripped and then you was like I don't know.
Speaker 5Like you can see it happening. I don't even know why so, mr?
Speaker 2How was your week?
Speaker 1No. So the meal, the meal you really wanted, was still oh my, hey, yo, no. No, the meal that was in your hand you wanted, but somebody knocked it out your hand. Yeah, not on purpose, but they kinda Did you walk into them or they walk into you and was they Behind you or in front of you.
Speaker 3You knew that was coming.
Speaker 1I don't even know why you even responded to anything he said what happened for them to knock it out your hand? Or were you surprised Like ooh, it's in there. I need details. What happened, Do you?
Speaker 4Do you no?
Speaker 1I don't, no, I don't he do. I see your notepad under the desk. So that that was behind Right on the sink Like oh shit.
Speaker 2Oh, my God.
Speaker 1So that fucked you up Like you wanted that meal and then for two days you were stewing about it, Sir.
Speaker 3I don't even think that's what happened.
Speaker 4What do you mean?
Speaker 1I don't believe it yeah I swear there's more to this story got so tainted I don't want to hear anymore.
Speaker 3Okay, mr, how was?
Speaker 2your week uh, you know yo I'm sorry Yo.
Speaker 1My week was Fucking awesome. Did you actually work? I?
Speaker 2did work. Lies All five days.
Speaker 3I seeded his face, I said lies.
Speaker 1No, not all five days. I took a day off Because my son Graduated high school.
Speaker 3Well, congratulations, it was so like you were like Helping at the graduation.
Speaker 2No, I took a day off because my son graduated high school. Well, congratulations. So you were helping at the graduation no.
Speaker 3You was passing out the diplomas no.
Speaker 2So why you had to take the day off. Well first I woke up with a migraine headache so I didn't want to work. So it was because of the migraine. You took it off.
Speaker 1Yes, or because of the graduation? No, it was migraine and it was because of the migraine you took it off, yes. Or because of the graduation? No, it was migraine and it just so happened the graduation was on the same day.
Speaker 2Oh interesting, it just so happened that it was planned. No, the headache.
Speaker 3Did you slap yourself in the head and decide that you had a migraine?
Speaker 1I got over 100 sick times, so when I get a migraine headache? I woke up and felt like working.
Speaker 3You was really proud about that sick time that you had to mention that you had that much.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 3Because I ain't never heard nobody do that before. Yeah, you're right, I did.
Speaker 1I used it. No, I woke up with a migraine but by the middle of the day I was all right. I bet you were. And then his graduation happened and I was just proud of him. Like he worked hard to get there, yeah congrats to him, and it's just like it was so surreal because every graduation I was like every step. I try to take pictures of every graduation so I gotta put that together.
Speaker 1So it was good to see him make it to that echelon, and then now his next level is gonna be just him on his own college.
Speaker 3Look at you being a proud dad and she's a proud mother Right before a father's day.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, that's right, father's day's coming up Tomorrow, was it tomorrow? Yes, tomorrow. Other than that Surprise, you know he went on his first. You know his first, like parties and stuff like that. My other son that you know, that I know of. Yeah, if he did stuff that I don't know, I'm happy for him. I want him to go experience and stuff. You know things like that I experienced. Yeah, my other son had some friends over too, so the school year is over, so it was just a fun, proud week.
Speaker 3You're a proud dad.
Speaker 1Yeah, but work as far as work. I've just been. There's a lot of moving around as far as positions.
Speaker 2So you've been ducking and dodging responsibility.
Speaker 1No, no, I've been ducking and dotting responsibility. No, no, I've. I've been, I've been handing response. No, I've been handed responsibilities because now our, our I don't even know how to put this like all right, so we didn't have a manager or supervisor for a long time. I went interview for the supervisor position. I didn't get it, I didn't want it really, I just took the opportunity to do it. But the position I want. That person moved to the supervisor position, okay, and then we brought in a manager. So we have a position now that's open, that I actually want.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And it seems like as if they're giving me that type of work anyway. So I think they're kind of just prepping me. That's how I think. I don't know if that's the fact, but I think. So I'm happy about that. Like they're, I'm getting requests from our the, the chief of fiscal and manager, so it's like usually the manager and supervisor handle these projects and stuff, but they're directly to me, so I'm taking that as a positive and I'm hoping that I can transfer this into actually getting that position. So this was a great week for me.
Speaker 2What kind of requests were there?
Speaker 1Oh, the type of reports, requests.
Speaker 2You said requests.
Speaker 1Requests. Yeah, I did. Oh, my bad, I meant to say reports, or they requested certain type of reports. I might have said that wrong, I don't know, but that's what happens.
Speaker 3That's what happens when you do finance at a strip club, right.
Speaker 1Which is great too.
Speaker 3The golden beignet that I'm about to buy you.
Speaker 1I'll provide the goldens.
Speaker 2I thought you were going to say you provide the beignets. No, that's you.
Speaker 3Oh, my God.
Speaker 1You're the face of the company.
Speaker 2Oh shit, that's the golden.
Speaker 1Yeah, because you are turkey-based. Wow, golden, no, let's not go back there, okay, sorry. No, you're more turkey-based than Nene, you got that I don't want no parts of it.
Speaker 2She's like peanut butter.
Speaker 1Yeah, like this. I wouldn't say this movie, I would say like the chunky one.
Speaker 3The chunky one. You just call me fat bitch. No, I know, I don't know, I just didn't like you being me the chunky one I'm creamy. Don't do that, damn, y'all say, because I come with nuts. Lady boy, oh my God, no sir.
Speaker 1I really don't come with nuts, y'all.
Speaker 3They gonna think it.
Speaker 2Well, we've seen a drop of panties. I know.
Speaker 3Have you who.
Speaker 1Me. You be dragging your nuts all up and down. Oh my God.
Speaker 2Not your Neanderthal.
Speaker 3Now you said I had old man nuts. That's crazy.
Speaker 1Anyway, what's going on in the world today? My nuts.
Speaker 3This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1You just had to say something with nuts, huh.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 3Actually you started it.
Speaker 1He said ridiculous after you said nuts. So you just had to say it Turn your mic off.
Speaker 3That was a reach.
Speaker 2Was it? I didn't hear the reach. It was a reach, was it? Yeah, I didn't hear the reach. It was a reach around or the.
Speaker 1We're never going to start this show. We started. I know. Oh, do we got some shout outs or no?
Speaker 3We do have a shout out. Actually, I wanted to shout out everybody that showed up at the table for us on Pink Nick 25. First of all, I want to definitely shout out Britt and Ty, the host, and the people who put this whole thing together. The Pink Nick Woohoo.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Hold on, let's give them a round of applause.
Speaker 2They did an amazing job. It was a beautiful well put together.
Speaker 1Uh event dj was on point. The people came out and enjoyed themselves. They look beautiful uh, thank you very much for inviting us and, uh, all the other vendors really enjoyed it it was amazing if you guys did not make it out to this year's.
Speaker 3Please definitely try your best to get out to next year.
Speaker 1Absolutely.
Speaker 3Better come with your kitchen sink.
Speaker 2All in pink when.
Speaker 3I tell you the way these people was decorated they were showing out. You better come hard or stay your ass at home.
Speaker 1No, no, still come out. You know, just don't expect to. No, no, still come out. You know, just don't Expect to, cause they were Showing out.
Speaker 2They was I mean.
Speaker 1Some of them Looked like they had kitchen tables Out there.
Speaker 3They had their Living room furniture, like with the Plate set, the fork set. It was nice.
Speaker 1It was so. Yeah, it's super dope. I really enjoyed it yeah.
Speaker 3So, yes, go follow them so you can stay, you know up to date when the next event is coming out. And that is Gorgeous Girls Link Up on Instagram, absolutely.
Speaker 1So definitely go follow them.
Speaker 3Yep Gorgeous Girls Link Up.
Speaker 1There's a few gorgeous girls out there too. Thank you, there was a lot of gorgeous girls out there.
Speaker 3Absolutely. There was some handsome fellas, it was just everybody was beautiful. It was some handsome fellas, it was just. Everybody was beautiful. Also, we want to shout out Stush Dolls.
Speaker 1Stush Dolls, clap it up for them. Let's go. Stush Dolls, hookah. That was my first time smoking hookah. As well, I supported the business, so I bought a hookah.
Speaker 3They do like it's like a traveling hookah. So I mean, if you having a party, you throwing a party, and you can just definitely book them up, they're going to come out and hook you up and thank you for checking on me.
Speaker 1I can't remember her name, but thank you for checking on me because, again, it was my first time and she was just like you smoke. And I was like, yeah, I know how to smoke. She was like you don't smoke like that, you just inhale, exhale. And I was like, all right, so she, she's like if you hold it in you kind of get.
Speaker 3She's about to suck it in and pass out.
Speaker 1Yeah, she's like you get lightheaded and all that shit. I was like all right, well, all right, I'm cool. So I tried it For the first time, smoking hookah. It was not bad. I had the flavor of Love 66, which is dope. What did it taste like? Love 66. I don't know what that Well it was. It had like a minty flavor to it. Okay, You're so stingy.
Speaker 4Yeah, I can't stand you.
Speaker 1Yeah, but it was good, thank you. Thank you for that.
Speaker 3Then we had Jasmine Hall, who is a fashion model.
Speaker 1She does. Yes, Jasmine.
Speaker 3Hall.
Speaker 2Yep Big up to you.
Speaker 3She's definitely cool. I like her a lot.
Speaker 1Yeah, I would not do a Peloton Commercial.
Speaker 3Yeah, so you know. Look out for her In the commercials. Shout out to Jasmine Hall. Yes, definitely, and she's Agency too. She does a Talent agency, talent agency. Yep, so check her out.
Speaker 1Absolutely.
Speaker 3And then we had University of Dope.
Speaker 1University of Dope Definitely.
Speaker 3Yes, absolutely. And then we had university of dope.
Speaker 1University of dope, definitely yes, um, um, what I meant to go before we packed up and left, I meant to go and grab, uh, one of their games. Um, they got some dope card games and I just, I think, just, again.
Speaker 3you can find them on um all social media handles under university of dope. Yes, definitely, yes, definitely. Check them out. Get you a game or two or three, absolutely, and enjoy because it's definitely fun.
Speaker 1Yeah, Shout out to y'all yo.
Wisconsin Woman Arrested for Shooting Husband
Speaker 3So thank all of you guys, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, all right. So what's happening in the world right now? Yeah, I can see this actually happening to you. To who? To me? Yeah, so a Wisconsin woman was arrested I said it right, arrested for fatally shooting. Her husband Says she was tired of being put down by him. He called me a bitch for the last time.
Speaker 2Happening to me. Get the fuck out of here Now. Would he have been the one shooting or the one that got shot, Did shot?
Speaker 3Probably both. I could see it happening. Oh fuck you, that's fucked up.
Speaker 1So so he wait. So she got fed up by him calling her a bitch, or was it vice versa?
Speaker 3I mean no, he called me a bitch for the last time is what she said. So, it probably was an ongoing thing.
Speaker 1For the last time. He probably called her bitch, like 18 times in a row. Bitch, bitch. When I say bitch, she was 61 years old, my mom fucked up today I don't know, she really was pissed.
Speaker 3He must have been calling her that for a very long time.
Speaker 1Wasn't in terms of endearment, don't sometimes?
Speaker 2Not the way her face looked.
Speaker 1Wait what her face looked like.
Speaker 3She looked like she was tatted.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, she fed up, so it says Per an eyewitness.
Speaker 3The couple was staying In a separate residence when her husband, 49 year old, and she, he's 49. And she's 61 Wait. Alright Kruger, um Okay, 49 year old Indian Winters Came to gather his belongings. While in the unit the couple got into A disagreement. He probably called her An old ass bitch and that set her off. Oh, I mean, that's what I'm wondering. You're not wrong when Doris was seen grabbing a gun from a nearby table?
Speaker 1Doris that's an old-ass name it is.
Speaker 3It is. Arian walked upstairs to speak with Doris' mother Damn, her mother was there too.
Speaker 1Shit Doris lived with her mother. What is her mother? Named Gladys?
Speaker 2Was she 81? Don't say.
Speaker 3I'm sick of y'all. She gonna fly out the nest. Anyway, when he came back downstairs, Doris told him not to speak to her mother. This is when he called her a bitch and Doris shot him. Don't speak to your mother, bitch, Wait. So she already had the gun locked and loaded. She got the gun when, after um, they were in the house and they fussed a little bit he went upstairs. She had grabbed the gun before he went upstairs. At that moment he wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 1He went to talk to her mother. Yeah, like your daughter down here, your old ass daughter Grandma, your old ass daughter downstairs acting up your daughter down here crazy.
Speaker 2That's premeditated.
Speaker 1Mother was like you, chose that old ass bitch.
Speaker 2Come and get some of this.
Speaker 3That's probably why she really was mad. She was probably mad you giving my mom dick. Hey, all right, we're done here. Probably had cotton all in his mouth but like Doris, she got arrested. Doris' hair does look like ramen noodles. It does look like ramen noodles.
Speaker 2I wonder if her mother's look like the seasoning packet.
Speaker 3I walk right into that bullshit.
Speaker 1Hey yo Yo shit. Hey yo yo oh shit. So he was just like you know what? I ain't nobody out there for me, I'm just gonna deal with this 61 year old ramen packet. He probably was homeless oh, no, no, okay, now is he dead but don't do that, because people love who they love did he survive or he did no?
Speaker 3he did. He lived with the lord oh my god.
Speaker 1Well, so many questions.
Speaker 3Light a candle and ask thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 1I don't, you shouldn't do that like yo.
Speaker 3You know you old enough to know better well clearly she wasn't talking well if her mama was sitting upstairs oh shit, we can't cancel.
Speaker 1oh no, yo come on, do better, y'all Do better. You live with your mama. You should know. That's probably why she was living with her mama. She just broke all rules and couldn't find a place to stay.
Speaker 3She was just taking care of her mama. Her mama probably needed caring.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, oh yeah, that could be true, she's 61, so I'm saying, or she was threatening her mama, like you ain't going. No, goddamn way.
Speaker 3I got this gun. Don't do that. Okay, my bad, get her social security Yo, because she was 61, so her mother had to be, who know that generation don't like to be disrespected.
Speaker 1Well, she about to come find us.
Speaker 3Now she locked up. She ain't coming out.
Speaker 1Yo, she was 61, right, so her mother had had to be At least 80.
Speaker 2I said her mother was 81.
Speaker 1Like 85, maybe Pushing 90. That's why she was upstairs. She probably couldn't walk Downstairs and get out. Maybe she was there To help her.
Speaker 2Maybe her mother was 79.
Speaker 1Maybe Wait.
Speaker 3You never know, cause back then Maybe her mother was 79. Maybe Mm-hmm Wait, you never know because back then they was having kids, real young.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm saying, and the dude was just like oh, I love these old ass.
Speaker 3It's a lot of people out there that say they like these old ass, I'm not king shaming. We know you not because you had one.
Speaker 2That is true, because you talked about it. I mean so what she called it. She was like oh, baby, I mean I was.
Speaker 4It's charming. So in my situation, Push my diaper to the side baby.
Speaker 1I'm mad you sound like like officially.
Speaker 2That's her real voice, I know.
Speaker 1She was born in the 40s. She was born in the 40s. I'm mad. You sound like officially.
Speaker 4That's her real voice. She's born in the 40s.
Speaker 3She's born in the 40s. Oh my God, I will fight you.
Speaker 1She's just talking like she ain't had no teeth.
Speaker 2Put your paladin away.
Speaker 3Don't say that out loud.
Speaker 1A lot of people like that In my situation. I kind of wanted to see if the stories was real when you bag yourself a Kruger, Like if they would actually start buying you like game consoles and shit. So that's why I was there for the curiosity. And then I realized she had a son about my age, a couple more kids about my age and I was like this is weird.
Speaker 2So it wasn't that you had a Kruger, it was that you had a sugar mama yeah yeah, I didn't know the difference.
Speaker 3If you had a cougar, you'd have been fucking her.
Speaker 1Yeah, nah that's the difference that did not happen that's the difference.
Speaker 2Well, you'll be fucking the sugar mama too, but yeah cougar just means it's an older woman, not that they're gonna be spoiling your ass, right yeah, I didn't, I didn't.
Speaker 1I wanted to find out, I wanted to see if the stories was real. That's why I even took the leap of faith of even entertaining it. Yeah, but the fact that I had that intention, I was like, all right, let me see, and I was trying to get a at the time, I was trying to get the Xbox or some shit.
Speaker 2That was when you was young and feral.
Speaker 1Yeah, young and.
Speaker 2Young and.
Speaker 1Hey yo.
Speaker 4Feral's crazy.
Speaker 2He was young, dumb and full of pudding.
Speaker 3Fucked around and found out.
Speaker 2I have a question for you guys. You have five minutes with your partner's phone. Which app are you going through? Instagram, cash app, snapchat, gmail, twitter, their photos, text messages or none? I trust my partner five minutes, all of them and she's end it with I trust my partner, I trust my partner after you find nothing in there that depends.
Speaker 1It depends on this is gonna sound cliche, guys. It depends on how long I've been with her 30 days or less so if it's 30 days or less, I might be checking some other shit. Oh my god, yo you wild.
Speaker 330 days or less. So if it's 30 days or less, I might be checking some other shit. Oh my God, yo you wild.
Speaker 1It depends on which me we're talking about. Younger me I'll probably go through like emails, because I figure that would be the place where they think they can hide shit, because they know better not to keep it in text or social media type of shit. So they try to hide it somewhere else. I'll probably do that Me. Now I probably I wouldn't care, I would trust. I would trust my partner because if it's 30 days, unless it's not 30 days unless You're in the 30 days.
Speaker 3unless is a while.
Speaker 2She got to be out there, if it's 30 days, unless you shouldn't be calling them your partner.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3That's what I'm saying 31 days, 30 days or less, and you want to check they phone.
Speaker 2Something wrong with you. 31 days, 32. Get out of here.
Speaker 132 is alright, I don't care. Psycho, don't play with me.
Speaker 2You got crazy eyes Play with me, bitch, I get shot. So you say none, you trust your partner. Yeah, I don't care. Okay, I actually. I trust my partner. I wouldn't go through anything except their text messages speaking of it like me now you trust them enough to not trust the text message.
Speaker 3Yes, me now, honestly, I wouldn't go through their phone. Yeah, trust or not trust, I wouldn't do it either way because you can misconstrue when you look you're fine, right, yeah I wouldn't even want to bother because, uh, somebody's saying something friendly or funny and it might be taken different by what you looking at it and just run with that and go. So I wouldn't even bother to look.
Speaker 1At this point, if you can't tell me the truth about what's going on, especially if we're not married, I'm not shackled to you. I mean, even if we call ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend, if you do what you need to do and you're honest about it, then all right. Whatever, let's move on. But if, if you gotta lie about it and then I find out, it's just why you always lie yeah oh my god wait to get to that part.
Speaker 3Uh, uh yeah don't be a hater don't. In South Central don't be a hater, don't be a hater, did you say in South.
Speaker 2Central. We just said a whole movie title. She was like, did you just say South Central? What's next?
Speaker 3I'm scared. So y'all see how Ray J keep trolling.
Speaker 1What the fuck did he do now?
Speaker 3Ray J crazy. I just want to say that part. So he went and lied on social media and was like how he claimed that him and Sexy Red slept together.
Speaker 1Oh, that was a lie.
Speaker 3Yeah, it was a lie.
Speaker 1So Sexy Red.
Speaker 3And he actually came out and admitted it.
Speaker 1He was a lie. It's a sexy rant and he actually came out and admitted it oh okay, okay.
Speaker 3He was trolling. So what happened was they was on the same damn flight. Wait. They was on the same damn flight. She said hi to him, he said hi to her. They weren't like. They was kind of like I don't know how they flights for those people. It was close by or whatever. And so he decided because Ray J has no sense and he keeps clout chasing that he was going to put out there that he fucked sexy red.
Speaker 1No you know, what I read Is that they both fell asleep on the flight and so that's why he said they slept together. Oh really.
Speaker 3That's a version of what I read on that.
Speaker 1Yeah, he came out with mad different versions yeah, so the version that that when I seen that I was like you dumb as hell, that you know he I think he knew what he was doing when he said it, right, yeah and he tried to portray it as a joke, but it was a dumb joke.
Speaker 3That's what fucking 13 year old, 14 year old boys do well, I mean, when you call up kai san talking about, you want to sleep with him and shower with him all because you seen Kevin Hart and Juski do it, and now you want to be a part of the boys club. Um, I mean, brady, get your brother.
Speaker 2And then Orlando Brown just came out talking about Ray J. Talking about Ray J had him smoking. Um, what'd he say at 13 or something like at a young age, without consent from his mother, smoking what?
Speaker 3Yo, I just fucking love Orlando Brown.
Speaker 2He's so unhinged he cracks me the hella.
Speaker 1Jaguar Wright wasn't wrong about Diddy. Orlando Brown might not be wrong about these motherfuckers either.
Speaker 3I don't think he is. Didn't I tell you this, sean, a while ago? I was like I feel like that he is I think. Didn't I tell you this, sean, a while ago? I was like I feel like that he is telling the truth. It's just the way he's doing it. He's doing it on purpose to make everybody think he's crazy, so he's like it's hidden behind his joke.
Speaker 2Right yeah.
Speaker 3Because everybody thinks he's off his rocker. But he's actually telling the fucking truth. That's what I think.
Speaker 2Because every joke there's a percentage truth with it.
Speaker 3And it's not stopped.
Speaker 1His story hasn't changed the jokes that we say up here is what we're saying?
Speaker 2is that Nene actually is a ladyboy? Yeah.
Speaker 3That is true. Y'all gonna have people questioning my whole gender and shit. Anyway, y'all gonna stop calling me a lady boy.
Speaker 2You call yourself a lady boy, I know Anyway.
Speaker 1Lady boy laugh.
Speaker 2It's some craziness going down in Texas. People is wigging out 55 year old Tanya Annette Boyd from Jacksonville was arrested Jacksonville, texas, after a funeral director noticed that one of the bodies at their facility had been snatched ball. The director claims that they'd recently seen Boyd in the preparation area the day before, and they noticed that the wig was missing. After conducting interviews, police had determined that Boyd was seen leaving the garage that connects to the preparation room with a reddish-brown wig in her hand and the following day they realized she snatched the wig from the corpse.
Speaker 2when she attended the funeral With the wig on, she was like that is a $300 wig. I don't know if she attended the funeral. That's not how I looked at you, yo, she attended the funeral.
Speaker 3Now she came with the wig.
Speaker 1What? Hey yo, I bought this wig. I'ma take it back.
Speaker 2Bitch owe me and they they got. They got a little funeral home stamp on the back Go home. Evidently the employees of the funeral home said that they were familiar with her because of her past thefts in the area. And now she in jail and she's being held for $75,000. For a wig, For a wig, yeah.
Speaker 3I hate to say it, but and she violated the date. But I just hate to say this, but it makes me question it right, is she a crackhead? She look? I just want to know because, hold on, I got to see the picture.
Speaker 1Let me see the picture. I got a picture of her. Oh, hell yeah, hell yeah, yes.
Speaker 3Because the only reason why I say that Is because they the only ones who would really do Some crazy shit like that, like what you gonna do With a dead person wig you really about to say she look like I know, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2She look like she, her wife and husband Go home there you go Moving on Next question.
Speaker 1I meant next. I don't even know where I'm at, he said next question.
Speaker 4I did that, fucked me up.
Speaker 3I just fucked me up.
Speaker 1real bad you got to do better. Control your crackheads out there.
Speaker 2Oh my God, stop it.
Speaker 1Everybody need one. Need what? A wig or a crackhead? No, I don't want a crackhead.
Speaker 3You can get anything from them head. No, I don't want a crack head. You can get anything from them yeah. I don't like. I'm not saying like Y'all took it way too far with what I meant by that. Y'all is ridiculous. Oh, get y'all fucking minds out the gutter. You're nasty.
Speaker 1Refer to the tagline For real, god damn well, she looked like she needed a wig, but not that one. To go to your nasty, refer to the tagline For real, god damn Well, she looked like she needed a wig, but not that one. What Good luck to you Did she get it? She got arrested, right.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Damn All right.
Speaker 3What are the lengths you're going to go to to not have that woman? 30 days to the last, have your baby.
Speaker 1Wait lengths you're gonna go to to not have that woman. 30 days to less, have your baby wait. What are the lengths?
Speaker 3I the length, I will go through. Are you willing to go through to not have?
Speaker 1a baby that I was dealing with, with the 30 days or less, I'll make you think well so gotta answer that.
Speaker 3It's like it's answered the way you wanted to answer it's like, like I'm making things Well, so Go ahead and answer that.
Speaker 1Answer it the way you wanted to answer it. It's like psychological warfare at that point. Have an example, like I'm, like you know it's your choice.
Speaker 3I think that's every man's line for a woman in that situation.
Speaker 1But you know you got to think about the job you're going to need, if you can afford it.
Speaker 3Nobody really believes that, though. Where?
Speaker 1you're going to live I don't know Some bullshit.
Speaker 3Some do, some do. I will say that Some do.
Speaker 1You got to know who you're dealing with. Yeah, the 30 days or less.
Speaker 3But then some women will make you think that you're actually because they don't know what you might, because some men be like you know they had to have that baby, so you gotta be like.
Speaker 1Like well, it's your choice like, but my job and I don't know right like.
Speaker 3So you should really think about it and I'm like you know what. I think it's best for the both of us that we don't have Exactly Yep. Usually that's how that works, so you plant the seed and have her run off with it. Well, this guy.
Speaker 1Damn, that is horrible. I just realized how bad I am Justin Anthony Benza, 38. For 30 days or less.
Speaker 3You see me go Was charged with murder after allegedly spiking pregnant girlfriend's drink with abortion pill to avoid child support. The baby wasn't even born yet and you already thinking about child support.
Speaker 2He's proactive better proactive than reactive hey y'all.
Speaker 4Yo.
Speaker 1That is some proactive shit, right? Just in case? Wait, it was alcohol and a birth control pill, or it's just you know you're going to drink this water with this.
Speaker 3No, it wasn't a drink, it wasn't alcohol, she was pregnant. She knew she was pregnant. How far along.
Speaker 2She was six weeks. That was the morning after pill. Yeah, I don't alcohol. She was pregnant. She knew she was pregnant, how far along. She was six weeks.
Speaker 3That was the morning after pill. Yeah, I don't know. No, that's what it was. It had to be. It was an abortion pill, so it was like that A morning after pill, six weeks later, that's crazy.
Speaker 2That was fentanyl.
Speaker 3I've been trying to feed you this shit for six weeks. Well, usually nobody really find out until about the sixth week.
Speaker 1You got to feed it to him with peanut butter or some shit. So he probably just found out.
Speaker 3That's crazy, though, Like really you thought about child support at six weeks.
Speaker 2Yeah, how much of a deadbeat are you?
Speaker 3He's a DOJ employee, Sir are you really that hit for money? Are you serious? I'm dead ass, like you, that hit for money.
Speaker 2He didn't want his benefits getting taken. He didn't.
Speaker 1Or it was already being taken, because he might have other kids out there.
Speaker 2His wages.
Speaker 1No justification, that was just stupid.
Speaker 3But that's his girlfriend. So in my mind I'm thinking like, okay, you having a baby with her. Yeah, dog. You automatically be like oh, once this baby come, I'm done with this bitch, so she gonna hit me with child support. Like what? What was the thought process?
Speaker 2that's like, that's what I'm trying to get, I know, to make him go there I mean, her thought process is probably like in my mind I'll always be his lady. Yeah, like in my mind I'll always. Can you imagine?
Speaker 3like when you think about that, the thought process of people like she's sitting next to him, like yeah, I'm about to have this baby. He's like I got to get rid of this baby.
Speaker 1Like what Not the bop?
Speaker 4Yeah, I'm going to have this baby.
Speaker 2Like it's a Grease movie. They show them both sides. He like fuck this bitch. She with her girls In the bedroom and he in the garage with his boys. He with his voice like yeah, I'm about to give her this fentanyl imagine you keep saying fentanyl.
Speaker 4This is horrible, I cannot believe.
Speaker 3I cannot believe that is so horrible.
Speaker 1I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 2That sounded like a Lifetime movie. A Death of a Fetus.
Speaker 1Playing soon.
Speaker 3No, but they gave him capital murder Yo.
Speaker 1Wait, they charged him with capital murder. I would hope so.
Speaker 3Yeah, especially the abortion law they got going. You're going to fee her abortion bill.
Speaker 2Damn yeah, damn Wow.
Speaker 1That's horrible.
Speaker 2Well Thoughts and prayers to both of them.
Speaker 1And the fetus.
Speaker 2No, I meant the fetus. Oh mother, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, fuck it. What happened to her? She died too, or no?
Speaker 3No, just the fetus died.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 3I thought she died too. No, the baby died.
Speaker 2Oh, they gave him capital murder for that baby, oh gotcha.
Speaker 1And so she had to live with the fact. Damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 2Yeah, wow.
Speaker 1And she was probably happy Mm-hmm, like, oh, this is us, and now it's not that's fucked up what's next
Speaker 3you turning your microphone off.
Speaker 1Yeah, at some point I'm turning this shit off. This is crazy.
Dating Disasters: Car Theft on First Date
Speaker 2We had an interesting story of um, a woman who I just knew about this bullshit, just the setup is crazy who met a guy and ended up. They went on their first date and she picked him up for the date and brought him to the restaurant where they were going to have the date and when they got inside he told her that he left something in the car. So she gave him the car keys and he went out there to go get it and he stole her car.
Speaker 3This is her first date.
Speaker 1Yes, these niggas ace.
Speaker 3That's her fault. Honestly, they ain't some creative motherfuckers dog. So wait, they came together so she picked him up.
Speaker 2She picked him up for the date that's crazy, right there, by yourself.
Speaker 3No, no, yes, it is no. It's not because it's date no.
Speaker 1If first date yeah. But if she asked him out then and she was like I'll come pick you up, then that's I can see again.
Speaker 3That's still crazy. It's plausible. You don't know that person.
Speaker 1He could have been a freaking serial killer gotta go through too when they gotta pick her up don't know her.
Speaker 3I'm not saying he had to pick her up either. I'm not gonna have her pick me up. We can meet.
Speaker 2A lot of people do. They like the chivalry. And he might not have had a car, so that's why she picked him up. I don't know Uber bitch. Well, she's going to have to Uber now. I can understand her thought process.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm bullshit. You're not thinking like oh my God, he's about to run away with my car what kind of car. She had A Dodge Charger, no sir.
Speaker 2He was like oh shit, people are shitty, that's so shitty. She probably had a Hellcat. He was like, oh shit, I'm just like people are shitty, like that's so shitty she probably had a Dodge Neon.
Speaker 1Oh my God, she was going to never trust no other nigga after that. She'd be like, can you? Come pick me up, mm-mm, but she was willing to go on a date, pick him up, spend her gas money, get the restaurant Like why would you fuck her over like that?
Speaker 3That's fucked up Because he had no intentions of fucking with her. He wanted the car.
Speaker 1You got a picture of her?
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3Why would you do that? Let me see the car. She not ugly. Let me see the car. And even if she wasn't a good looking person, that doesn't make it fucking right. What are you trying to say? Say?
Speaker 1the car looks up. That's a decent car too, and she's and she's a she's a pretty girl.
Speaker 3She's a pretty girl, but again, like I said, how she looked doesn't matter, it's like in a steak on the table, like yeah and the thing that, the thing for me, so he ain't eat it either.
Speaker 2No, and the thing for me at least eat your plate first. What the fuck? You know, she's a pretty girl.
Speaker 3She was a pretty, you know I'm talking about him before he asked for the keys to go steal her car eat your fuck. You know she's a pretty girl, she was a pretty. I'm talking about him. Before he asked for the keys to go steal her car, he chose state. You know what?
Speaker 2she was a pretty enough woman that he entertained her right enough to set a first date you know how damaging that is and you then went on a date. You have now risked your freedom. Word For a car Instead of seeing where this relationship could have gone. Like I need it to make sense.
Speaker 3That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2I don't think he cared at all he must have been a fentanyl baby.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know. I'm not going to say that word.
Speaker 2I just I don't get it, but we people are way too trusting these days.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean especially these days, it's like and times are hard, so people are doing any and everything these young niggas that they need to do.
Speaker 2And the thing for me, see, because I'm we don't even know how old that motherfucker was.
Speaker 1Oh, he might have been an older dude too. Because Might have been an older dude too, Because I don't, which makes it even worse.
Speaker 2Because I don't trust people like that. Anyway, mm-hmm, I know what you got in my car with. So you talking about, oh, I left something in the car. You came with your polo shirt and khakis Exactly.
Speaker 1Like what did you leave? Oh, we can get it after we eat. Yeah, like oh, what is it? I'll go to hand my keys over Now. You got my house keys and all that shit. He would have stole the plate and ran off.
Speaker 2He was just there to steal something, she would have came out and he would have been rolling the tires down the street.
Speaker 1Yeah, for real, he would have stole all four tires. He came in to steal something. That's an asshole.
Speaker 2Yeah, that is. Yeah, that is that's fucked up People need to do better.
Speaker 3Yeah, don't be passing your keys to people you don't fucking know. Wait until like a month 30 days or less.
Speaker 1That's just crazy. See what happens with 30 days or less. You see, that is a perfect. That's day one. You don't know who you're dealing with.
Speaker 2Absolutely 30 days or less man. Get them out out of here. Get them the fuck out of saying that nothing crazy can happen on the 31st day right, absolutely people have patience.
Speaker 1See, that's a gray area. 31st day to like 60th, that's the two to three months, is the gray area.
Speaker 3It so you know what I'm going to need from you A chart. I'm going to need a breakdown of what consists between them, fucking the first to the 31st day. Morning after the red zone, I'm going to need to break it down, so date number one.
Speaker 1The red zone is 30 days or less. Right, the gray area is 30 to 90 days but what?
Relationship Red Flags & the 30-Day Rule
Speaker 3but what gets? What gets the girl to 31? That's my question. How do they make it past the 30 days? Because you sound like you have all types of stipulations of oh that bitch like day two, she don't did some fuck shit and you're like like mm. Can you explain?
Speaker 2though, what does the red zone mean? What does that mean?
Speaker 1That means that shit, like usually it's, you're filling the person out and, for example, if we flip it, if the female that's attracted to the guy and all of a sudden you know he snores and she doesn't like the snoring and turns her off and it's over, that's like the red. Or he comes around and then she does some weird noise.
Speaker 3What if they don't even sleep with each other? No, I mean like, I mean, not like sex, but I mean like they actually be around each other sleeping.
Speaker 1You know how you be on the phone. Sometimes the conversation is good, you fall asleep on the phone. That still happens.
Speaker 3Everybody does that, though.
Speaker 1Well I'm just saying there's some place where something may happen laying on your bed and your feet up on the wall.
Speaker 2And yeah, you know, I don't know, whatever you're here, yeah, whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1Something jiggling your balls, it's something that that you beauty shop, let's say. Let's say let's say that you're checking the box off the things that you like, but then there's something that they do that kind of throws everything off, and then you have to consider if this is something you want to stay with, live with, and that you don't really fuck with that, then that's like that's a good time to be like you know what?
Speaker 3I don't want to deal with this shit so what is your red flags that you would? They would not get past.
Speaker 2If they got webbed toes, they ain't making 30 days. Realistic ones, please. A big dick and a dirty gooch. Yeah, that's gross For real. Is that your red flags?
Speaker 3I'm about to say what the fuck that's nasty.
Speaker 1You got a dirty gooch. Would you stay with somebody without a dirty gooch?
Speaker 2Exactly 30 days, unless you figure that out right.
Speaker 4No, because of my christian values, yeah, right you're christian to
Speaker 1yours you know within a couple hours from the stories you tell you too. I do too. What, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3You would know if they had a dirty gooch in a couple hours.
Speaker 1Why would I be looking at the gooch? I'm not fucking with nobody with a gooch. Everybody got a gooch. If a female got a gooch, no.
Speaker 3There's a space between between the ass and the pussy, Nah nigga, nah, nigga, all the way, fucked up.
Speaker 1That's a pooch, A pooch, pooch-y-loo.
Speaker 2Just because you got a gooch. So what are your refs?
Speaker 1Mine's just clean though, yo yeah.
Speaker 4I mean Wait what the fuck.
Speaker 1I was trying to move past that, Yo, I.
Speaker 2I mean Wait, what the fuck I was trying to move past that. Yo, I can't.
Speaker 1I don't know, uneven titties or some shit you know what See. That is so superficial, I'm just playing.
Speaker 3No, you're not, I'm not you know what I'm saying, Like something he's like, hey, so before we go out on this date, I need you to lift your shirt, so I can see if your titties is even.
Speaker 1Uneven areolas, kill me what?
Speaker 3Oh my God, can you be serious?
Speaker 2I'm trying to One look like a Cocoa Puff. Another one look like a Cookie Crisp.
Speaker 1This might sound crazy, it does, but.
Speaker 2I was.
Speaker 3This might sound crazy, it does it sounds crazy, but I was.
Speaker 1I was dealing with a person what was his name? Who was a great person? Great person Did you? You're wilding.
Speaker 3I just wanted to see if you were kidding. He's not going to tell the story. You're crazy, okay.
Speaker 2But they had alopecia. Aww, and that was a flag, but they had alopecia.
Speaker 3Aw, and that was a flag for you. That was your flag.
Speaker 1And I couldn't get past the bald head Aw Aw. I couldn't. Some people look very nice with bald heads. I'm not saying she didn't, she looked great. Yeah, you just wanted something to pull on.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah it, you just wanted something to pull on.
Speaker 4Yeah yeah, it's like it's either rip her scalp out her head or just let her go.
Speaker 2Because what the fuck else you holding on to?
Speaker 3I'm not doing that because I refuse to get alopecia, so I will not laugh at that.
Speaker 1Yeah, so Absolutely not. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 2Her hair could grow back.
Speaker 1I'm sure it has in Falling Out Again. It's just, I'm not joking, but I just couldn't see how long that could be.
Speaker 2Now, that was because you were much younger. Now at this this age, would a bald headed woman um okay, yeah no, so jada didn't trigger you. No it didn't.
Speaker 1Okay, you would just polish it the best cut we would use the same razor your turtle wigs, yeah yeah me, now I wouldn't have a problem.
Speaker 4Did you say you use the same razor Turtle wax?
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah me. Now I wouldn't have a problem. Did you say you use the?
Speaker 4same razor.
Speaker 1This is outrageous Damn I can't, I can't take this Moving on Moving on.
Speaker 2So we're back to racism. Yeah, this is perfect. Never laugh. A Florida sheriff oh yeah, florida, hello Florida Warns rioters ahead of the upcoming immigration protests that we will kill you. There's a press conference that goes on where he starts speaking about the fact that Florida is no protest zone. Start speaking about the fact that Florida is no protest zone. And if you decide to bring your ass here or start protesting, even if you're a resident and acting a fool, there are certain things that they're going to do, levels of discipline that they're going to do to you. Up until his words were, we'll kill you and tell your family where to find your remains. Well, here's the problem with that, right?
Speaker 1Because now that's a public threat, right and you're dealing with Premeditated murder. No, seriously yeah so, and now you're dealing with people in these days and age that are not scared easily F-A-F-O yeah, for real, and they will shoot back. So if you threaten and F-A-F-O yeah, for real, and they will shoot back.
Speaker 3So if you threaten to kill me, you gonna get killed too yeah, because I feel like now you just gave like a license to defend themselves if this is gonna be self defense, because we have that law down here, right, you just gave me a license because they already have to stand on Right.
Speaker 2You just gave me a license Because they already have to stand on your ground.
Speaker 1You gave me a license to defend myself. So if you're openly threatening me after I'm trying to do a peaceful protest and you're going to kill me, over that which Florida in general.
Speaker 2So even Ron DeSantis, governor of Florida, came out recently too and said that, along with the whole protesting thing, that if you are in your car during the protest and you are prohibiting people from being able to drive down the street or move or walk across the street or what have you, they have the right to now hit you if you're protesting, please, and run you over.
Speaker 3So now you're about to have people out here Killing each other, Randomly crossing the street and some jackass who wants to be a fucking dick. Come hit them. Talk about. Oh, they were protesting what.
Speaker 1And I'm by myself.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah On a.
Speaker 1Wednesday afternoon With no sign, no other protesters around Trying to get the Dunkin' Donuts or some shit. That's stupid. You're inviting retaliation. He's inviting violence.
Speaker 2You could simply be out there passing out watchtowers, and now you get hit because they think that you're Not a Jehovah Witness.
Speaker 3Jehovah will, jehovah will protect them.
Speaker 1Watch those, hey yo.
Speaker 3I'm not doing this with you.
Florida Sheriff's Controversial Protest Threats
Speaker 1Florida residents run, protect yourselves, protect your neck. For real, wu-tang said it. Listen. He openly threatened y'all. Y'all got a right to live a peaceful life and y'all shouldn't be having to hide under some person who think they have power over your life.
Speaker 2I still question why people decide that they want to live in the state of Florida.
Speaker 1It's crazy.
Speaker 2It just boggles my mind. Not that it's not craziness in other states but Florida is just blatant.
Speaker 1But then they also got residents who will fight back. Yeah, without a second thought.
Speaker 2Yeah, Can you imagine trying to fight?
Speaker 1a racist and an alligator at the same time.
Speaker 2Wait, what Got a relegator Trying to fight a racist and an alligator at the same time. That's crazy. I'm happy I didn't hear that.
Speaker 3Or a racist alligator, that's what I said. A relegator.
Speaker 2A relegator. Yo A geyser.
Speaker 3A geys, a gayser, didn't I call that? I called that something else, didn't I remember I came up with that? A gayser dad?
Speaker 1why did you say, dad, hey, yo wait. Is this something you need to? Is this something you need to talk about? Are you okay? What?
Speaker 2is the way he said that he was like dad, you're not my dad, dad.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, and happy Father's Day to all the fathers out there.
Speaker 2I hope you guys enjoyed your Father's Day.
Speaker 1Which is probably going to be like some socks and like a card and some food.
Speaker 2Or power tools.
Speaker 3Did you say or sex?
Speaker 2Dads get power tools. You know, did you say or sex, or sex, let's get power tools. Yeah, you know, a shovel, a shovel I'm gonna get shovels.
Speaker 3I'm gonna bury this bitch tonight so the?
Speaker 1so the girl's gonna give the man the shovel so they can bury the kids wow god, I got you the shovel.
Speaker 3I know you've been mad at mom for a long time.
Speaker 1Wow, hey yo.
Speaker 2That's horrible.
Speaker 3No, I'm just kidding, that was a bad joke that was Preferred to tagline Yo for real, like god damn.
Speaker 2Mister, this is for you.
Speaker 1Oh shit.
Speaker 2What would you do?
Speaker 4if.
Speaker 2If your son is at home, you were living with your woman, girlfriend, wife, whoever it is, I don't know, let's just say girlfriend past 30 days and you've been paying $2,500 in rent for y'all to live in, where y'all live at. Okay, you're like. You know what? I'm the man of this house.
Speaker 1I'm a my name's on the lease right.
Speaker 2Hopefully, yes. And then you find out later that your girlfriend has a housing voucher and has only been paying $106 a month for rent and has been pocketing the rest of the money the entire time. That's how you hustle. Okay, wait, wait, wait wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3That's how you hustle right there.
Speaker 1There's two things I can immediately think of.
Speaker 2One. You're not giving her the money, you're paying it directly.
Speaker 3That would be the smart thing.
Speaker 1No, If I know that she's taking the extra money and putting it in a savings account. You didn't know at all. Right, that's one thing. If I didn't know at all. And you're coming home with all these new shit and I'm like yo, how the fuck are you getting these money? And I'm not understanding, like my, you're throwing away my money or some shit.
Speaker 3You have, you got that shovel.
Speaker 1That's exactly Shovel with the rubber grip, because what the fuck? Yeah, that's wild, that's fucking wild Because I could be doing something for us on a long term with the extra $2,400 that I'm giving you. Like there's other bills that needs to be paid, maybe I could be saving up to buy a house, maybe we can be. We could be trying to do something bigger which.
Speaker 3I what the crazy part about it is, I'm sorry, is this is a question for me. Like, okay, you know you helping her with the rent and whatever, so are you automatically giving her the cash? Are you going to the check cashing place and making money? How do you not know she has a voucher? Who are you making the money order out to? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2like you know what everyone's relationship is made up different. If I'm with somebody that I trust enough to actually live with them and we're doing this together and it's like, oh, we're going to grow together and just will eventually be whatever. But and you're like, all right, you know I'm going to take care of these bills or whatever, but you just make sure you take care of the paying of everything, because I don't need, I don't want to have to deal with that.
Speaker 1A lot of men are like, yeah, that's not their strong suit, they just yeah they just give them the money and as long as it's being taken care of.
Speaker 2I don't got to worry about nothing. So it's just that trust factor that you have. But this was going on for five fucking years. This bitch then walked off with what like $144,000.
Speaker 1Easily, easily, no dog. No, I'm being mad, no dog. And throughout the five years, you know how many arguments she blamed me for going on. Or I'm being honest, and then, and, and, and. Throughout the five years, you know how many arguments she blamed me for going. Or I'm cheating on some shit bitch, I am. Are you serious?
Speaker 2now, what if that's wild, what if that was happening? But throughout those five years she was really like pampering you and and, and you know, giving you that don't mean shit.
Speaker 3That mean he was pampering himself. I'm paying for my own shit he was pampering himself.
Speaker 1But if I am not the type because honestly I'm not a fashion type of guy Like I don't go buy clothes and brand names and shit like that I don't. That's never been my strong suit, right. So if that's something that she could take my bread and be like, I'm going to make you look good or whatever. It's like me paying to get all the fresh shit, but she's just doing it for me.
Speaker 3So if she was doing it that way and you found out that that's how she was doing it, you wouldn't be mad.
Speaker 1No, because she's not just taking my money and splurging all on her. She's kind of taking the money and making sure we good splurging all on her. She's kind of taking the money and making sure we good. But it doesn't have to be like.
Speaker 3I feel like I was still being mad because you lied to her Right.
Speaker 1that's what I'm saying the fact that she lied about it will still be a problem. It will still be a problem. You think you would stay, though?
Speaker 2Probably not, or if I do stay, things, if she was like the scenario you said, if she was, if she was like doing like things are going to change.
Speaker 1Yeah, Like if because now it's still a doubt on my mind that she wasn't doing that all the time, Right, or what else you're lying about? Exactly so it's. It's like all with my money, Cool, but what the fuck else you been doing? Because you only buy clothes once a month, bitch.
Speaker 3So she was like, when it's time for these people to come do a house inspection, she was like you gotta go, or she scheduled it while he was at work.
Speaker 1Yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 3That's wild.
Speaker 1And maybe that was the only money he had, like he was making. $2,500, is you know? If you're not, it's a lot of money. If you're bringing that in Twice a week, then I can see, I understand. But if that's the only money You're bringing in for the month, then you're like here.
Speaker 3You know it's crazy like you think he gonna get that money back Cause most likely like they be, like you agreed to pay that Right so he might not even you were living there, so you were benefiting from it, right?
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean I'm thinking shit out of luck.
Speaker 3Oh, I wonder if he was paying the utilities too on top of that. So the $2,500, right, and then he was paying all the other shit Yo that's fucking wild. I would have choked that bitch out.
Speaker 1I would have choked that bitch out, but she's 61, and she had a mother there.
Speaker 3You know what. So when I called her a bitch, she shot me yo get out of here. Yeah, that's fucked up y'all.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's crazy people got to do better. Yeah, oh, seriously, like, no see, that's the thing. Like, know how to take care of yourself. You know, I'm saying like, like, when you find some shit out like that, you'll be like all right, well, you need me more than I need you. I'm out, I could, I could pay my own rent. Like when you, when you depend on people to do things for you and you don't have any clue on how to do things, you're, you're, you're bound to get taken advantage of.
Speaker 1Yeah and there are so many people that are in that exact situation I think even the nicest people who have the best intentions take advantage of people who don't know. Oh, I've never Like. To a certain extent I know you have Excuse me I know you have. Excuse me, that's how those assless chaps was created.
Speaker 2Oh my. God? Is that why you modeled them Well, well?
Speaker 1Nini modeled them too, she did.
Speaker 2That's how we know she was dragging her nuts on the floor.
Speaker 3I got young nuts Disgusting.
Speaker 1Shaped like cashews.
Speaker 3So, sir, I'm just going to end with that. Y'all still keeping up on this Diddy trial. Look, you see how they tried to. He tried to get it thrown out.
Speaker 1His ass was flirting with one of the fucking jurors and shit. Well, I don't know if he was flirting, but he was making faces and shit, nodding his head and all that. I know that's probably a couple weeks old. But then the people that's testifying, like the Jane Doe's yeah, the different girlfriends who have the same exact story. You know he's done Same exact story.
Speaker 3But I love how they keep like certain people going back and they just like discrediting their story. Yes, and it's like is he so? For me it's been teetering like this thing about to get off, Like they're going back.
Speaker 2He got off All right. For me it's been teetering like this dick about to get off. Like he got off alright. Yeah, it's like okay. Is he just a really nasty, horrible man, or was he actually? You know, sex trafficking and all of that stuff?
Speaker 1he was putting these people on planes, paying for escorts.
Speaker 2Yes, so they got him. Anyone that got flewed out yeah, they got him, and one of well, he wasn't that got flewed out yeah, they got him and and one of well, he wasn't, but he wasn't paying.
Speaker 1He wasn't paying your rent. You see what I'm saying? The fact that he could hold these things over their heads like he was paying one of them. He was paying their fucking mortgage or rent and would threaten them to take it away if he wasn't, if they don't do what he asked.
Speaker 3Yeah, when I say like Diddy is one of those people allegedly that knew what the fuck they was doing. Oh, absolutely, Like, like all those.
Speaker 1I don't think it's alleged.
Speaker 3He knew. I'm just saying that.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3You know what I'm saying. Like that nigga was smart with how he was.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, with the, the power that he had, the money that he had he had, it's like he could get away with a lot of this shit, because money, money is power like and honestly, I really think that he got way too big for his britches and fucked around with the wrong caucasian person, and that's why all this shit popped up out of nowhere.
Speaker 3That's how I look at it, because he's been doing this shit for years.
Speaker 1Like a business person Caucasian.
Speaker 3What.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm. Oh, like yeah. And there was this like oh, you think you need to piss somebody off?
Speaker 3Yeah, like oh, now you think you got the power like we have, so let me put you back in your place. I, you think you got the power like we have, so let me put you back in your place, sit down.
Speaker 1That's crazy, yeah. I mean the shit that's coming out, and the women?
Speaker 3Well, they just been watching him for a very long time. The women like there's so many possibilities.
Speaker 1It's sad to hear their story, Because it seems like they thought it was something that like, if you kind of just listen to the story, you kind of he feeds them an opportunity and they take it. Yeah, it's like they. Oh this shit is bad.
Speaker 3You heard, jenny.
Speaker 1I feel bad for him. He's done for it, Like I think they got him for the charges that he's charged for I love.
Speaker 3don't cost a thing.
Speaker 1But it's like they're paying him as a monster and the charges that he's charged for I love, don't cost a thing, but it's like they're paying him as a monster and the things that he does monster. Yo, you want that word, but for the charges he's being charged of, he's guilty.
Speaker 2It just sounds like he's been trafficked. And now you know little things are trickling out about young Miami, because how just you know, because how just you know, and they going back to different statements she's made about you know how much she loves golden showers and all that type of stuff and it was like so you were probably actively involved.
Speaker 3Yeah, I said this a while ago. She was getting a bag. She was getting a bag, she was the madam.
Speaker 2I wouldn't put it past her. She was getting a bag and then she got out exactly when she needed it, exactly so that's what I'm saying. Like they probably was, I wouldn't put it past her.
Speaker 3She was getting a bag and then she got out Exactly when she Needed to, exactly yeah, so that's what I'm saying, like they probably was watching For a long time Because she dipped Early. Yo, before this shit Really really blew up, she dipped early.
Speaker 1I don't wanna Drag nobody, but what do you? What do you think that his kids you think his kids Was involved. What do you think that his kids you think his kids was involved like a part of any of these things, I don't like talking about that?
Speaker 3I don't think he would. I know he comes off like a complete ass and stuff. I do not think that he would include his kids in that shit.
Speaker 2I'm finding it hard. I hope not, but I'm finding it hard to believe that they were involved.
Speaker 1They didn't know exactly what was going on, right.
Speaker 3Well, you never know, he got mad houses everywhere. He could have been like y'all here.
Speaker 1Yeah, because he'll fly out to Turks and Caicos and some shit. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3So to keep his kids from that shit. Yeah, Thank God, Because remember what they say like oh, the stories that everybody has kind of said when it's a ditty party. Yeah, like you know, certain you come in and blah, blah, blah, but after a certain time it's a different party. Yeah, so he probably like all right kids, time to go.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yo I mean His kids.
Speaker 2Yo for real, but allegedly yeah, allegedly.
Speaker 1I'm just saying he's done for I think, just saying he's done for I think just for the charges he's being on trial for I think they got him I don't know. I think they got him.
Speaker 2You think if he's convicted, Trump is going to pardon him?
Speaker 1I hope not, I hope not, I don't think Trump gives two shits about that. Trump got his own problems with Elon they beefing. Now you see that I think he's going to recant, but you think this is a show for him and his wife ain't going to part ways.
Speaker 3You know they keep it I don't take anything that especially comes out on social media as truth, so it's always, I think, it's a plan to block something, though there's always something happening behind the scenes point to block something, though there's always something happening behind the scenes that they throw these little things out here for us to pay attention to, because because he's gonna look at the fucking bright lights and sprinkles and shit and pay attention to that and not pay attention to what's really happening behind the scenes you know that's very true statement, because it's it's, it's just so.
Speaker 1It just so happens. Elon started using these trigger words, right? Shit like oh, let me tell you how he really won the campaign. And shit like he's like playing on people's oh, the epstein, yeah, he's already playing on people's suspicion of what he could, right, so he started throwing these trigger words to make you be like oh, I, I knew that I didn't start focus on the wrong thing, so that something happening in the background is happening, so we don't pay attention.
Speaker 2I knew he was telling the truth when he was like, oh, eat my ass. And I was just like you know, donald, look like he's an ass eater.
Speaker 3Yeah, you get on my nerves.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3You get on my nerves.
Speaker 1I think Donald like shit with like freckles on it.
Gems: Raw Questions About Relationships
Speaker 3I think Donald likes shit with freckles on it. First of all, his lips is way too little to be in anybody's ass.
Speaker 2Fake men speak men.
Speaker 1Anyway, what's next?
Speaker 2We are on to your favorite part of the show.
Speaker 6My favorite part of the show Gems. Ladies and gentlemen, the mom got the bomb. Drop a Jim on them.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I'm dropping them, jim's on you. You like them, jim's? Alright, I got a question. Yeah, this is specifically to Nene, but, sean, I'm sure you can jump in on this too. Gem number one. Ladies, how long do you make your man wait after you fucked your side, dude?
Speaker 3Damn, why'd that come to me? That's disgusting. That's disgusting.
Speaker 2Sean Nene, I'd like to hear your answer.
Speaker 3Uh, that's gross. You can't fuck two people. What?
Speaker 2that you made them wait.
Speaker 3No, you can't fuck two people on the same day.
Speaker 2So you really Really yeah.
Speaker 1Who can't fuck two people on the same day?
Speaker 3I'm not saying you can't.
Speaker 1Diddy is a prime example that you can't.
Speaker 3Hey, yo can't fuck two people in a day.
Speaker 2I'm not saying you can't Diddy is a prime example that you can't A threesome, that's not what I mean.
Speaker 3I'm just saying I feel like if you fucking with a side dude and you come home and fuck your nigga, that's gross.
Speaker 2You know how many people do that I know.
Speaker 1So how long do you wait to make your man wait after you fucked your side, dude?
Speaker 3To whenever my man wanted after you fucked your side dude To whenever my man wanted, but if he wanted that same night after you fuck a side dude. So till we close back up, let me get my vinegar, like why?
Speaker 1Yeah, that's Katie, my vinegar.
Speaker 3Ladies, do not put vinegar in your pussies, please, oh my God. Now you tell me. So how long you let my vinegar? Ladies, do not put vinegar in your pussies, please, oh my god now you tell me so how long you let?
Speaker 2how?
Speaker 1long you let him wait, I have never had a side dude, I haven't.
Speaker 2I've never had you serious yeah he dead ass you never had a side dude.
Speaker 1I have never cheated, seriously, absolutely not. Wow, he dead ass.
Speaker 2You never had a side dude. I have never cheated Seriously, absolutely not.
Speaker 3Wow, he's been saying that for years. I do unto others as.
Speaker 1I want done unto me you ever been cheated on?
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1So that's been done unto you.
Speaker 2Yeah, and that's why they ain't around no more. But you don't do that to others. That's why they don't exist in my life.
Speaker 1Gotcha, you never really answered the question Nene.
Speaker 3Yes, I did.
Speaker 1Oh, you said, until he wants it.
Speaker 3But it can't be. It won't be that same day.
Speaker 1What if he wants it that same day?
Speaker 3Then I'm coming up with a reason why we ain't fucking.
Speaker 2What if he wants it that next morning? That's wow, Wow, Wait after you showered and shit. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1So you got to get the fecal matter out. This is good. It was in your ass too. Jesus Christ, the fecal matter. You got to make sure nothing in the ass with a pussy right.
Speaker 3That sounds disgusting. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1You got to get the kids out of every hole.
Speaker 2What's your next gym?
Speaker 3But that's only if, like you, living with somebody though. So it's different, it's different, it's different for guys, I've been, I've cheated. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie and say I haven't cheated, but I wasn't necessarily living with the person that you living with the person, that you have to live with them, but like say, I'm just saying it could have been longer because you, you don't see him every day oh gotcha, how, how long would you let them wait for?
Speaker 1just for you is just whenever they want it, just not that day like a day.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm not 24 hours I'm not two dicking in one night, I said two dicking, double dicking in one night.
Speaker 1Double dicking.
Speaker 4It's crazy Double dicking.
Speaker 2Oh my god.
Speaker 3Double dicking, unless it was a threesome.
Speaker 1But I had sex with Two females In the same day.
Speaker 3Men do that.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah men. And y'all don't even clean your dick Right like y'all consider that different.
Speaker 1I got to.
Speaker 3With soap and water, or you just took a washcloth.
Speaker 1No, I took a shower.
Speaker 3Okay, cause motherfuckers think they wipe their dick off and go to the next bitch like it is. That's why they got dirty goochies. No, that's why them pH balances is off.
Speaker 1No, I'll take a shot, alright, yeah, okay, sean, this is for you actually.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1God, what do you think I'm talking about? Pull out, eat it, put it back in. Pull out, eat it, put it back in.
Speaker 2Pringles the refrigerator.
Speaker 1The refrigerator, that's it.
Speaker 4It ain't what you think I'm going to say what's the?
Black Fatigue and Final Thoughts
Speaker 1first thing you thought of, though.
Speaker 2I'm sorry.
Speaker 1What's the first thing you thought of?
Speaker 2My date last night, oh yeah.
Speaker 1Oreo, cookies and milk. If you thought something else, we can be friends.
Speaker 2Hey friends, nope, nope, I thought the refrigerator. I actually don't dip my Oreos in milk, really, cause I don't like milk. I think it's cow urine, wow, yeah.
Speaker 1I can't drink milk. It's all pussy. That's nasty as fuck what Yo? Yeah, I can't drink milk Alright, last gem. That's nasty as fuck what? Yeah, I can't drink milk alright last gem. I used to drink that cow piss like it was nothing do you hate it when those three little dots be floating for like 98 seconds and then they reply okay, nah, what the fuck you was about to say right, you know they was deleting like I see that on teams a lot in my job, Like that shit.
Speaker 1Just be like going, I'm like all right, cool, cool, cool, and then just go away and just be like one word will pop up, Like, will do, Like, nah, what the fuck you was about to say. They was probably cussing your ass out, Probably. But I type first and then I think about it and just be like you know what, If I say that nah, let me just say it Okay, so I do that a lot.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't watch it because that shit irritates me, so I don't even bother to see if they still doing the bubble thing. I say what I have to say and I get out. So when they do reply, there's not no shock factor to it. Got you? Okay, it's not no shock factor to me, got you? Okay, you ever like recant what you was about to say and then say something I've actually sent shit and then be like oh fuck, and I've actually hit that unsend button, oh yeah.
Speaker 2You got to do that quick.
Speaker 3You do it because as soon as they like even try to go to look. If they look at it or whatever, it's a wrap.
Speaker 1I just learned you can do that with emails, like you can take back the email that you sent because I did that once because I was like you gonna hear what the fuck I gotta say?
Speaker 1and I was like nope, nope, nope and I took it back. And then I got a call like hey, did you just send me an email like, yeah, did you get it? She's like it was like, nah, it didn't go through. I was like yeah, I kinda I had to take it back because I forgot something. I forgot the attachment or some shit like that.
Speaker 2Yeah, I realized I sent it to the wrong person yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1So that's the gym, all right. All right, what else we have? We have anything else that we need to discuss, talk about.
Speaker 3No guys, just hit us up with the Ask the Table fan mail. Keep them coming. Let us know what your thought process is of what we talked about. Let us know if you have any advice you want from us. Let us know a story you want us to talk about. Anything, just hit us up. Tell us. You love us. We love to hear that shit. Yeah.
Speaker 1And we're going to try to go out to more events. So meet us out there. We'll try to do a little bit more live stuff. We'd love to see our plus ones out there. Um, we're trying to put some stuff together ourselves as our for our own events. So as we, as I come around, we'll let you know oh, you know what?
Speaker 2there was one last thing I wanted to talk about shit. Nobody eating your ass. No, I stumbled upon recently on social media that you know why?
Speaker 1the ass eating was the first thing you said.
Speaker 2Because she likes it. Yeah, probably that non-melanated people have a new phrase that they're using in reference to people of color 18%.
Speaker 2African American. They are suffering from black fatigue. What the fuck is it that? They are tired of hearing us complain. They're tired of our antics and the way that we do things. I think we're tired of y'all shit. You've been tired of them shit. I walked into a few different commentaries of people using this term and I'm like this is wild and this is where we are right now in the state of our country. But I feel like if you're suffering from black fatigue, pass the fuck out, yeah for real and don't wake up.
Speaker 2Oh goddamn, that too. It is what it is Fentanyl, baby, and that's our gems, and that's our gems. Later, later.
Speaker 4Later, later, girl whine to the bass, to the bass, whine to the bass, to the bass, whine to the bass, to the bass, whine to the bass, to the bass. It's face down, bumper up. Girl already took them up. Girl already took them up. Oh, it starts to whine and bend, bend over, bend over bend, bend, bend, bend, bend, bend over bend, bend, bend, bend, bend, bend over bend, bend, bend, bend, bend, bend, bend over bend, bend bend. Thank you, strong woman. How you do it, how you do it, do how you do it, how you do it, do Tell me to practice. You don't need practice, girl. You know you got this, if you know you got this Girl. Whine to the bass, to the bass, whine to the bass, to the bass, whine to the bass, to the bass, whine to the bass, to the bass. It's face down Bumper. Get ready to pick them up. Get ready to pick them up.
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