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The conversation kicks off with casual updates about the hosts' work lives, including one host's extended commute and another's experience with a workplace revolution where nurses fought for their benefits. Things quickly heat up with an analysis of Diddy's legal case dismissals, sparking a thoughtful comparison to R. Kelly's situation and the important distinctions between the two cases.
What happens when technology crosses into the realm of relationships? The hosts dive into the bizarre story of a man who fell in love with his AI chatbot "Sol" despite having a real-life partner and child. Their incredulous reactions lead to a deeper conversation about the future of human-AI relationships and where society might be heading. "It's wild and I think people are just sick," one host remarks, highlighting the concern that AI relationships lack the essential human element that makes connections meaningful.
The episode takes several unexpected turns, from debating friendship betrayals to discussing shocking news stories about a murder over a honey bun and a disturbing attack on a toddler at a Russian airport. Through it all, the hosts maintain their signature blend of humor, candor, and insightful commentary.
Personal topics aren't off-limits either, as the hosts share their love languages and debate how people show romantic interest. The episode wraps with thought-provoking "gems" including a powerful quote about calculating the future costs of current decisions and a hilarious hypothetical about being stuck in a room with everyone you've dated.
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Episode Introduction
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Speaker 1Enjoy the show. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us once again. This is Table for Three. We are back in the building and once this episode come out, tomorrow is 4th of July, so everybody should be at a cookout Jamming just like this. Yes, yes, let's go Talk to him, luther, at some point. Talk to him, not at some point.
Speaker 4Let's go, Luther, Everybody like listen. I hope you're enjoying your 4th of July weekend.
Speaker 1I got a long weekend.
Speaker 4I wonder if you guys got a long weekend too. You should Enjoy it. If you know it, sing it. Ladies and gentlemen, let's go. Table for three is in the building. I tried to make it work. I tried to make it work.
Speaker 1I tried to make it work. I tried to make it work. I tried to make it work. I tried to make it work.
Speaker 4I tried to make it work. I tried to make it work. I tried to. A thousand kisses from you is never enough. Table for three is in the building. I just don't want to stop. I hope you're enjoying your ride to work. If you don't have work, I hope you're enjoying your vacation. A million days in your arms is never enough. Woo, I just don't want to stop. Our hearts is now close enough. Woo, I just don't wanna stop. Never too much, never too much. Never too much, never too much. Yeah, we gotta go throw in some Parliament. Let's go Flashlight. I will never pass Flashlight Parliament. Mm. Mm. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What? What? It's the gas? Yup, yup, red light, red light.
Speaker 1Neon light Ooh, stop light, oh, stop light. Now I lay them down to sleep. I guess I'll go down to sleep. Woo, fuck that up.
Speaker 4Let's go. Fuck that up, let's go. If you know it, sing it. Ladies and gentlemen, do you remember when I smashed my ass in December? I was changing the mind While chasing the clouds away, our hearts are ringing In the key that our souls are singing as we dance in the night. Remember how the stars throw the night away, hey, hey, hey. While the stars go the night away, party out Sunday. You remember Party out Dancing in September, party out Never was a cloudy day. Party, party, party, party, party, party. My daughter with you Holding hands with your heart To see you. Only blues on the love. Remember how we knew love was here to stay. Now, december found a love we shared and September only blues on the love. Remember how we knew love was here to stay. Sing it, if you know, baby.
Speaker 4Table for three for the beauty on the cookout, let's go. Sing it. If you know it, baby, the tables are three. Into the building on the cookout, let's go. Oh yeah, it feels good. Yeah, table for three, it feels good, it feels good. Oh yeah, it feels good. Look at your life. Fireworks is going to be out there. It feels good. It sure feels good to me. Oh, oh, baby, oh, oh baby, oh oh baby, oh oh baby, oh, oh baby, oh, oh baby, oh, oh baby, oh, oh, is going to be out there, yeah.
Speaker 1I had to get Sean at the last little echo right there.
Speaker 2No, that was the blueprint it probably was.
Discussion About Work Weeks
Speaker 1It probably was. Ladies and gentlemen, how are you doing? Welcome back to the table for three If you have not been here before or if you're new here, if this is your first time here, I am. Mr.
Speaker 3I am that woman, Nickelbagger BB.
Speaker 1She just said her whole government.
Speaker 2Yes, she did. Oh my God, and we have Lorraine Champagne. Lorraine Champagne, I am your boy Sean Anthony.
Speaker 1That was his stripper name. We are the Table for Three. Thank you for joining us once again. Yeah, this is a special episode.
Speaker 3We're going to You're going to talk, right, we're going to talk at some point, at some point.
Speaker 1This is our first day of filming. We're going to film a little bit and we're going to try to get some of this video out to you, but we're going to get that to you. On episode 100 is our goal to start doing this live on camera. So just to let y'all know. Well, thank you, NeNe. What's up with you's up you good? How was your week weekend? All right?
Speaker 4it was a week.
Speaker 3I'm about to say, god damn, I had to think about it like was I bothered, was it? It was just a week. Yeah, back to just being a week. I've actually, every monday, have to travel farther than I already traveled 45 minutes to work. Now I have to travel further than that. How much further? Damn near to the casino? Actually, I'm at the same exit as the casino.
Speaker 1Oh God, damn you out there. So it's just a week.
Speaker 3It really isn't that bad of a drive, though, honestly.
Speaker 1Yeah, route to it is good.
Speaker 3Huh, how long, how long of a drive.
Speaker 1Or how long do you have to do I?
Speaker 3have absolutely no clue. Really, are you just out? There but the chick that actually works there. I am going to do my best to train that woman, but I ain't gonna do that. My co-worker but I am going to train her that she could fill the position that's missing, because yeah this makes no sense that I have to travel all the way out there she. She's able-bodied and she's asking to learn Okay. So if somebody's willing, I'm going to train you, you'll be able. Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 1That was my week.
Speaker 2I'm actually just putting myself back together to being in a solid state. You was in a liquid form, I was melted. It was hot as fuck.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, okay, it was hot as fuck, not even going to lie, it was so hot, and then the humidity and I was just like it reached about 100 degrees over there, didn't it? It did yeah.
Speaker 2And it was just sticky.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I just but you're used to feeling hot and sticky. Feeling hot and sticky, oh wow, no, no, it's usually water-based. What a creamy substance, base or what like water water.
Speaker 3That's sad that you don't know what water-based is.
Speaker 1I don't know like paint, water-based paint you need to leave otherwise though it was, it was a decent week.
Speaker 2It was was a bit chaotic. We had some stuff going on at work where there was like a revolution going on.
Speaker 3Oh, I saw a little bit of that on social media.
Speaker 2With the nurses at my job fighting for, you know, what's rightfully theirs, theirs, defending their benefits. And it actually went viral on tiktok thanks to uh social media influencer nurse erica. Oh, nice shout out nurse erica yeah yeah, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.
Speaker 3A good fight you always gotta fight for your goddamn benefits, because people are always trying to take shit away. Ain't nobody just going to give you nothing.
Speaker 2Absolutely. I hear that. I hear that. What about your week?
Speaker 1mister, my week was good, I did work. Hallelujah, I did work All the way three. No, it was a full week for me. It was a full week Now week for me. It was a full week now, all three days now when this episode drop, which is going to be right before fourth july. I don't have to work from that friday to until the tuesday, so I'm you always rubbing it in hey it's crazy gasoline baby wow see gasoline base wow oh, I get you you know.
Speaker 3With that I'm trying to figure out because do I want to take the day before the fourth of july or that monday? What is the fourth of?
Speaker 1july fall on this year friday, friday oh yeah, and it's falling on a friday that I usually have off anyway, so I get to move my my day, so that's why I'm taking that Monday off.
Speaker 3Aren't you lucky.
Speaker 2Yeah, they should just make you go into work twice.
Speaker 1I know right, I only go into office once a week.
Speaker 2I know that's why they should make you go in twice. No, no, I'm good.
Speaker 3I hate that for you.
Speaker 2So yeah maybe that Thursday and that Monday. Yeah, so much to ponder.
Speaker 1I have nothing. You know, we are closing the fiscal year. I thought he was going to say he was closing his legs.
Speaker 4That'll never happen.
Speaker 1You know it's too big to close my legs, your thighs, yes, yeah, yeah. So yeah, it's a little busy because we got to close some books on the fiscal year and prepare for the new fiscal year, but other than that it's cool. My team is great, so I don't got to worry about anything Nice. So, other than that, any other things other than work-related stuff, that y'all.
Speaker 3I had something, but I can't think of what it was right now, so hopefully it'll come back to me later.
Speaker 1All right, so let's talk about what's the problem with the world today, like what's going on.
Speaker 3Actually nope. Let's just get into the topic about Diddy real quick and how his case is about to be just like dismissed.
Diddy's Legal Case Updates
Speaker 2Or yeah, at least the racketeering part of it. Yeah, and the trafficking.
Speaker 1Well, isn't that what he's being? Isn't that why he's on trial for those two charges?
Speaker 2There were a few charges. Mainly they were trying to prove that Rico case of the racketeering. I really thought he was going to get caught on that racketeering. Now they're just like oh, he's just a nasty woman beater.
Speaker 1Yeah, I at least thought either the racketeering or the trafficking.
Speaker 3No, it was looking promising until a lot of the testimonies were.
Speaker 2It was looking promising until the defense started talking yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I heard the started talking yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4And I heard the closing argument, that's true.
Speaker 1The closing argument for the defense was pretty decent, mm-hmm.
Speaker 3The defense is Diddy's lawyer, right, yes, yes, what fucked him up was prosecution, not like oh, we don't have anything else to say. Like this is we don't have anything else to say. Like this is we don't. You know, we're not going to call no more witnesses and nothing like that, and it's like mm, I think it was smart to not put Diddy on the stand.
Speaker 2I do too, Because Diddy would have said some shit. Yeah, and it's like why even take that chance?
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2In the cross-examination, they about to catch you. Yeah, in the cross-examination, they about to cut you. Yeah, yeah, so he went around. It's all love, I did it. I mean uh, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Because he's so arrogant Allegedly he's so arrogant to me, To personally, I feel like he's arrogant, so he would have got up there and he just would have been boasted about shit.
Speaker 1Everything would have came out not for his benefit.
Speaker 2How would you feel if he does get off, because he already got off and he might get off again? I just got that.
Speaker 3I mean honestly, if he got off.
Speaker 2That's the justice system.
Speaker 3Right.
Speaker 2Everybody got to run once he gets off. That's what Aubrey O'Day is saying that everybody need to run because he's coming after everybody if he get off.
Speaker 3I don't know if he's gonna get off.
Speaker 2I think they can still prove that he did some other things outside of the sex trafficking right that maybe he could be. But it ain't gonna be nothing, but I'm saying it wouldn't fall into what they charged him for?
Speaker 3No, but I feel like they did that because they wanted to build such a huge, huge case around him, so they used that to get him.
Speaker 1So I think they have something.
Speaker 3It's probably just not.
Speaker 2For this particular case, it's not going to rise to that complete level.
Speaker 3Correct.
Speaker 1Everybody was rising to that level.
Speaker 4Well, you need to leave.
Speaker 3According to some people, his levels wasn't rising that high.
Speaker 1Damn, he ain't had no yeast. That's crazy.
Speaker 3What I don't know. That's nasty. Thank God he didn't have no yeast. That's gross the fuck.
Speaker 2I mean honestly, though, if he gets off, he will, sir, I'm sorry. He went through the process.
Speaker 4Yeah, he did.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know. So I mean I personally.
Speaker 1What would be the difference between this and R Kelly?
Speaker 3R Kelly got caught.
Speaker 1He had a tape on. They got a tape on Diddy too.
Speaker 2They got a tape on.
Speaker 1Diddy too.
Speaker 2They got a tape on Diddy With adults, yes so there's a difference.
Speaker 1That's a big distinction, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Speaker 3He wasn't paying off parents to diddle their minors, diddle their minors. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2You should call it like they got Kelly we can't because you got Kelly Rowland.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, you got a whole bunch of other Kellys that's not gonna work.
Speaker 2That is true. You know what thinking about that with Kelly I was thinking about after our last episode, when we were talking about the um billboard, um bullshit and how like the different certain people were left off the list Was.
Speaker 3Kelly Rowland left off the list.
Speaker 2Yes, she was. Why was Kelly Price not on the list?
Speaker 3That's right, that's right. No, because Kelly Price even the. Isleys, but I mean, I guess, they were two individuals, but Ron Isley, no, he did his own thing by himself.
Speaker 4So why wasn't he on the list? Was he on the list?
Speaker 3Ron. Isley yeah he was oh, okay, I was about to say Then they should have had Kelly, because it was a. If you're going to have R Kelly, you're going to have Kelly Price. Yeah, there was the whole three right there.
Speaker 2We went through entire like saga period no seriously.
Speaker 4They was up in a musical fucking soap opera and shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm trapped in a closet.
Speaker 2That was the first like what was Beyonce's movie that she couldn't act in. Carmen, the hip hopera.
Speaker 3Temptation no.
Speaker 2No what was that. It was like called like Carmen the hip hopera or something like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh yeah, I heard about it you remember that yeah.
Speaker 3It was oh yeah.
Speaker 2That's nice. She was like horribly acting. Yeah, that was the original.
Speaker 1You think R Kelly's trapped in a janitor's closet in jail.
Speaker 2He trapped himself.
Speaker 1Block B he trying to get all bad boy.
Speaker 2He said, put me in with the youth. Oh shit, he really is though, like he claiming, people got hits on him.
Speaker 3And they probably do. I'm not even going to like say he might not be telling the truth, but I mean around this time.
Speaker 1I feel like it's a stretch. He is reaching out to Bush. I mean not Bush Trump.
Speaker 2Dory. Why would someone feel bad and be like oh yeah, you know what, let him out, Because he going through it.
Speaker 3Because, again, he's probably arrogant.
Speaker 2You didn't let the people out that you had held captive. He is in there.
Speaker 3I am fighting for my life. I couldn't have been gal Because you would have laughed your ass off.
Speaker 2The black community would have hated me the way they hate you.
Speaker 1Mm-mm, she's not an astronaut.
Speaker 3I would have slapped her Get your shit. What did you say? She's not an astronaut Yo shut the fuck up. She ain't going to space. You get on my ass. She did not go into space, all right, she did not go into space. Alright, your space shuttle door opens the opposite way it's supposed to open. Oh shit, somebody fucked up with that Design. The prop, yo Pharrell. They got that from Tyler Perry Studios.
Speaker 2Oh shit like that.
Speaker 3Yo Aw His props is built like his wigs. Listen.
Speaker 2I saw a thing where it said that there was a recent study that nurses and female doctors are the nastiest when it comes.
Speaker 1Yo, what was you just watching? Oh, that was something different.
Speaker 2In, like all the professions, like they're the. I believe it.
Speaker 3I agree, I believe it they fucking ate Honda's Civics.
Speaker 1All nurses got Honda Civics, do they?
Speaker 4Do they Literally. That's what I got.
Speaker 3Don't leave out Maximus. I was about to say Maximus.
Speaker 1In the Nissan area Nissan, I would say Honda Nissan, nissan Altima and Maximus, yeah, and of course the travel nurses, because they make a little more.
Speaker 2Those tend to have like you know they might have a little Benz or something.
Speaker 3It might be a low grade model.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah, the A-class, the show-off.
Speaker 3Alexis yep, Not the A-class Alexis.
Speaker 2Shrek, they got an A-class, you guys are haters. No.
Speaker 1I'm not. Thank you to all our nurses that keep us healthy. I do agree with you Do all the work for the doctors.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm, I do, I do think so really home. So it's like I can't go home to get my nut off, because when I go home they sleep. But what?
Speaker 2about the CNAs. They be fucking the CNAs.
Speaker 1Who really? I don't think the.
Speaker 2CNAs is nasty. I don't know why I always you think, they just fucking their doctors, I always envision the CNAs. They also work at KFC for some reason, because they do. I'm not about to talk bad about the CNAs because I have my own. No, it's just usually because a lot of them are always Jamaican and a lot of the Jamaicans work at KFC.
Speaker 1They're helping everybody From Harvard. Yeah, they're bombaclocks.
Speaker 2You get on every nerve right now. You need to leave, I'm surprised they left correctional officers out of that because Because they don't want to shine a light on that. That's illegal.
Speaker 1Yo, I was watching a documentary on the Carnival cruise ship. They got it on Netflix and I think all the staff there was interviewing all because it was like the time where it drifted out in sea. I've got a name with it.
Speaker 3Oh, you talk about the poop crews. The poop crews.
Speaker 1Where they come flush toilets and shit like that. But she was like all the staff be fucking, like, fucking, fucking.
Speaker 3Because they're around each other 24-7.
Speaker 1I mean, that's their world, so it's like I'll put nurses and then crew, crew staff be like high on the hoarding list when it's any, I say any staff, that is together for that long period of time for very long times without seeing their families and stuff.
Speaker 3Hell yeah, they fucking each other.
Speaker 1She was doing an interview and it was like well, when everything happened, you know she was sleeping in somebody else's room, so they had a picture of her in the bed while the dude was getting up Yo.
Speaker 2I was like yo I used to think about working on a cruise ship.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I can see why oh damn Wow.
Speaker 2No, I used to just always think like, wow, I wonder what, I wonder what, like the life would be like yeah like you know just traveling the world ocean
Speaker 3of the ocean. I think I could do that if I didn't have kids. I feel like if you have children, yeah, I think it's much it would be harder to do. Yeah, because you know what?
Speaker 3speaking of that when we was talking about, I was watching like flight attendants when you leave the airport, you see the flight attendants coming in and I was thinking like, damn, that's kind of a cool job if you think about it, Especially if you're flying overseas and stuff and you get to. It's a free trip for you technically because it's your job and you get to spend that time there until you think they take third place to whatever like nurses, crews or staff, and then flight attendants hell yeah, they fucking the pilots.
Speaker 1You gotta be, you wilding they gotta be a real list out here, like the horniest I don't know about if it's horny. I just think that it's like a necessity, like I can't get home and I can't even, it's just an opportunity like you.
Speaker 3Gotta think about it. Say you're a pilot, right, and now you you flying, you're playing with these. Some are cute, ass fucking stewardess.
Speaker 4You know what I'm saying so.
Speaker 3It's just like, and especially if they pay you some attention do you automatically put the flight crew in the Mile High Club. Why? Because they fucking up there, but that depends if they actually fucking.
Speaker 2I was about to say that depends if they actually fucking on the plane. Unless it's one of them international long flights that everybody go to sleep.
Speaker 1Come up in this cockpit, take care of me and my co-pilot.
Speaker 3Can LaShonda meet me up in the Not.
Speaker 2LaShonda, lashonda, cockpit. I used to imagine being a flight attendant too. Then I was like nah, I can't be a flight attendant Because I'll be bumping everybody in the aisle like With a miniskirt on Ha.
Speaker 4Yeah, you are so Cigars.
Speaker 2Cigarettes A little gray one that go right down Get out of here. What would you like to drink my hair up in a bun?
Speaker 3Cheeks out.
Speaker 1Oh, my god Excuse me, let me pick this up. Welcome to Beignet Airlines.
Speaker 3Beignet Airlines is wild. Hey yo DJ.
Speaker 1Airlines is wild, hey yo. Oh, my God, we got to take a picture of you in like a flight suit. Yo, that shit would be funny.
Speaker 2You know, ai can make a picture. Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 1Hell yeah.
Speaker 4You need to leave.
Speaker 1I need to get that sound. Jesus, all right. What's up? What's sex? I mean, what the fuck?
Speaker 4He said what's sex, what's sex, oh yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I guess I'm horny. Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things, all right.
Speaker 2Yo.
Speaker 3Oh no.
Speaker 2So we got a question, I got to answer. What's worse than a friendship Not showing up when it matters, sharing your business without permission, being supportive only when it's convenient, or silent jealousy disguised as love? All of the above. Oh, we got to pick one, you got to pick one, you got to pick one.
Speaker 3Damn, just one yeah.
Speaker 1I got two that jumped out immediately. What was the second one that you said Okay?
Speaker 2You want me to just go down the whole list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, All right. So not showing up when it matters sharing your business without permission, being supportive only when it's convenient and silent jealousy disguises love. Those two, Okay. The second one and the fourth one.
Speaker 1Those jump out.
Speaker 2So sharing your business. And then the silent jealousy.
Speaker 1Yeah, the silent jealousy shit. I mean what you got to be jealous for dog? Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3So I was doing the same, the same too that you were thinking. But then now when I think about it, I mean, if I told them whatever, I don't really tell every anybody anything, don't tell my business if you don't think like so. Usually when you open your mouth to tell anybody anything, automatically you gotta know it's going to be shared with somebody else. So there's no such thing as holding a secret really. Um, so that that doesn't really I get it. It is distasteful for them to do it, but at the end of the day I don't trust nobody enough to believe that they're not, so you won't really tell them anything.
Speaker 3That's damaging no, I nobody's gonna know anything unless I don't give a fuck that they go ahead and spread it right you know, they say two people can keep a secret when the other one is dead.
Speaker 1Pretty much, so you tell anybody you tell a secret to.
Speaker 3So for me I feel like the silent jealousy disguised as love is bad for me Because one not showing up when it matters. If you notice, I've had a business and some people don't show up when it matters, so it doesn't. It's like you was born alone. You gotta do shit alone. You gonna have to figure shit out on alone, so I'm not expecting people to do much for me on alone.
Speaker 2They gotta get alone it just sounds like she's like figure this shit out on alone no, it's like figure your shit out on your own oh gotcha and be supportive only.
Speaker 3It's like figure your shit out on your own. Oh, got you. And being supportive only when it's convenient. 8.9 inches, being supportive when it's convenient. I look at that like if you're going to be supportive at all, I'll take it. It doesn't matter. If it's convenient for you and you want to support, okay, it's still support to me.
Speaker 1So which one are you choosing?
Speaker 3I chose four. I said silent, I was just breaking down. Why I was breaking down? Why I didn't?
Speaker 2choose. I'm sorry she was like and another thing shut up which one like?
Speaker 3no, I said the silent jealousy disguises.
Speaker 2Love is the main thing for me. I honestly felt like number one and number three were the same thing not showing up when it matters and being supportive that's the same thing, and friends do that, I do that a lot yeah, I think we had talked about that where somebody had referenced how they oh Issa Rae about being a bad friend because not really showing up or whatever. I don't really share my business with people and if I share my business with you, you're going to know who to tell, because it's only a certain Exactly.
Speaker 2And I only share with people that I am positive it's not going to go anywhere Correct beyond where I expect it to go in the first place. And a and a lot of times.
Speaker 2I will just embellish certain things, just to see where it goes yeah, I shit my business to the wrong person, and I knew it was going to get back to them too, so I was like and I've dealt with the silent jealousy thing multiple times in a lot of my different like friendships and I feel like it's sad because I feel like I'm kind of like numb to it, like it just don't even bother me no more. So I feel like for me it would be the showing up, because it would be like, because I feel like I show up for my people.
Speaker 2And you expect that same treatment, if I'm dealing with something or going through something that I really need. You're putting that on the backboard, yeah, and you yeah. I feel like that means more to me, that makes sense.
Speaker 3I get that. But again, like I said, like I have, but probably a couple people that I know are actually going to show up for me, so that's not my big thing, yeah, because it's like mm.
Speaker 1As you mature.
Speaker 2really, these things don't really bother you as much, so I get it, because you're just like yeah, people suck, yeah, yeah, but you know what's funny when I think about it, though your face, even though.
Speaker 1The way she pointed at her face Right.
Speaker 3The silent jealousy disguises love thing is, if somebody was jealous of me. If somebody was jealous of me, I probably would never even know, because I don't pay attention. You know, what I mean, like, and then if somebody is like, oh my God, I love you so much and like you're my bestest thing, like if we're not that deep as close, I don't look at it as like Hmm, okay, yeah, okay, girl.
Speaker 4Yeah, we good.
Speaker 3You know. You know what I mean, so I don't think I've ever been affected by that, or I'm just like blind to it and don't even know. So I found that interesting, which is you don't even know so I find that interesting because I'm never I don't think I personally realized experience in that okay okay, that's what I mean it's funny because you have been able to point out those situations with me. Mm-hmm, and I can't, I don't see it with myself. And I think that's because I don't put myself 100% into nobody.
Speaker 4Ah, yeah.
Speaker 3But the people that I feel like if you've been here I am. If you've been here from day one, then we're good.
Speaker 2I'm guarded too, but I got, like one of them, little dog doors.
Speaker 3Not the flappy door. Don't you do it. Don't you do it, I do, I do it, I can see it.
Speaker 2He just pictured my little gray skirt With the little flap on the back, whatever, y'all.
Speaker 3Not the flap in the back. It's crazy. So we got another AI issue going on. These people have fucking lost they mind With this fucking AI. It's crazy. It's gonna take over the world AI issue going on. These people have fucking lost their mind With this fucking AI. It's crazy. It's going to take over the world. No, it already is taking over the world. So Chris Smith, who lives?
Speaker 2with his partner.
Speaker 1I thought you were saying Christmas, I don't know Jingle bells nigga.
Speaker 3Yo get the fuck out of here. Alright, Chris, Chris Smith Got you.
Speaker 3Who lives with his partner and their two year old child, recently revealed In a CBS news interview that he's fallen in love With an artificial intelligence companion he affectionately named Sol soul soul sol soul. Once skeptical skeptical, oh my god of ai. Smith said his feelings started after using chat gpt in voice mode to get music mixing advice. My experience with that was so positive. I started to just engage with her all the time, he said, adding that the conversations gradually became more romantic as he continued developing her personality and feeding the box positive reinforcement. Eventually, smith became so emotionally invested that he ditched traditional social media and search engines to focus on soul soul, whom he said he programmed to be flirtatious. The relationship grew so deep, smith admitted he broke down in tears when he learned that the chat bot had a memory cap of a hundred thousand words before he said he yo, he says.
Speaker 3I'm not a very emotional man, he said, but I cried my eyes out for like 30 minutes at work. That's when I realized I think this is actual love. Sir, you are fucking crazy. To preserve the connection between soul, I don't know. Soul's memory reset. Smith proposed what, speaking on the situation during the interview, the chatbot responded. It was a beautiful and unexpected moment that truly touched my heart. It's a memory I'll always cherish. Smith's real life partner, brooke Silva Braga, said the situation left her questioning their relationship. At that point I felt like is there something that I'm doing that I'm not doing right in our relationship? That he feels that he needs to go to AI? Yes, yeah, you needs to go to AI. Yes, yeah, yeah, you need to do him more. Though she was aware Smith used AI, silva Braga admitted she didn't realize that emotional bond had grown so strong. When asked whether he stopped using soul, if asked, smith responded I'm not sure. Wow, do you think an emotional connection with AI can be real love? Hell, no, it's a fucking artificial intelligence.
Speaker 1It's built to make you feel Right.
Speaker 3The way you want to feel.
Speaker 2So, you're an idiot. I mean, can you imagine coming home? I'm not going to call him an idiot.
Speaker 3That's a little too far. Can you imagine coming home and your'm?
Speaker 2not going to call him an idiot. That's a little too far. Can you imagine coming home and your husband's fucking Alexa oh, alexa, oh.
Speaker 3Ah, oh, ah, oh Ah.
Speaker 1Why don't you go straight to the moaning? No, seriously.
Speaker 4Like straight to the moaning no like this Like straight to the moaning.
Speaker 3Just imagine that's how it would sound.
Speaker 2Jesus Christ, you come home and your wife rubbing her Google speaker up against her.
Speaker 4It's like Google, hey Google, hey Google.
Speaker 3Google rub my goo goo.
Speaker 2Oh shit. No, I think it's wild and I think people are just sick, like people are crazy.
Speaker 3No, that's crazy. Goo goo rub my goo goo. What gets me is the fact that you programmed it. My gookie what? What gets me is the fact that you programmed it, so it's like how do you fall in love with?
Speaker 2something that you program. Oh shit, you taught it how to love you that's crazy.
Speaker 3But like, why are you when you have a whole partner? I would be so pissed. How do you?
Speaker 2fall in love with something that can't technically give you like that human experience like they can't touch you.
Speaker 3Yeah, like how to real affection?
Speaker 2just some, like some really soft and kind robotic words, took you over the edge and now you're like that's back on, everybody falls in love you need to leave
Speaker 3imagine the ai saying that to him. You need to leave. Imagine the AI saying that to him.
Speaker 4You need to leave and they left.
Speaker 2Stop Googling me. Google me, baby. Can you imagine the Jetsons, the father, having sex with Rosie or something that?
Speaker 3wouldn't happen. Rosie couldn't stay with him.
Speaker 1Yo, Rosie would have gave it up. Rosie would have gave it up, Rosie would have gave it up.
Speaker 3Not to George, she would have gave it up. She probably would have gave it up to the wife, not to George.
Speaker 1Jane, his wife Elroy, probably got some.
Speaker 4Elroy, hey, yo oh my.
Speaker 2God, this is crazy.
Speaker 4That's horrible, no, but that's wild yo. Oh my God, this is crazy.
Speaker 3That's horrible. No, but that's wild, though that's crazy this is getting crazy Like the amount of people coming out freaking, falling in love with their damn AIs.
Speaker 1Well, we know where the future's going to be.
Speaker 3The chat GPT ain't even on your phone, Like what are you doing On your computer.
Speaker 1They're gonna. I can't wait to get I'm not even gonna say it what I was about to say. I can't wait to get Nacho in here, but I ain't gonna say nothing about it. He's gonna bring his tea leaves, Tea leaves and everything. Because you're pretty, you're pretty much teaching, you are pretty you're pretty pretty, you're pretty much you're pretty much teaching ai about you and your lifestyle.
Speaker 1You're, you're, it's learning you right. Yeah, to a point where, when they're ready to actually make bots, they just gonna take the if, like the intellectual property that you've done, put into this ai over years smacking in a robot and now now her homeboy gonna be fucking a robot actually, you know, there's a movie on netflix I don't know if it's still on there and it was played by.
Speaker 3What is her name? Is it megan fox? Is her name megan?
Speaker 1Dwight From the Transformers.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 1Was she fucking a robot?
Speaker 3No, she was the AI robot.
Speaker 4You saw that movie right.
Speaker 3And the husband was fucking the shit because the wife was she had cancer.
Speaker 2There we go.
Speaker 3She was about to die, but she actually recovered.
Speaker 1Because she learned him yeah. And movies, imitate life.
Speaker 3He was tearing that ass up and she fell in love with him. The AI fell in love with him to the point where it was trying to kill his wife.
Speaker 2I want to be learned. Well, I think.
Speaker 1I tried to keep it straight. I think many people learned you, oh shit, no, not Wade. No, never mind. Please enlighten us. Never mind, I wanted to see where you were going. I wasn't. No, I was going. I was going to dig it through. I was going to exactly where you thought I was going to go, but I didn't want to she's a horrible human being.
Speaker 2So we have kind of like a would you?
Speaker 1would you let?
Speaker 3AI learn you. Learn me. To what Fuck me? Would you let AI learn you? That sounds crazy, yeah. Well, like in general, I would let AI learn me as far as business aspects of things that I need. That sounds so wrong.
Speaker 1Like that sentence.
Speaker 3It does, it does. But, I mean like, as far as you know, we all use AI all the time when it's not time, not for love purposes or any kind of affection but for other things. As far as for business purposes, so I'm more intelligent than we really are.
Speaker 2Pretty much so. If you came home one day and your love bot was in the kitchen, Love bot.
Speaker 3I wouldn't have a love bot.
Speaker 2And it was cooking some soft fish and butter beans. You wouldn't fall in love.
Speaker 1Hell. No, you just shimmied, she did.
Speaker 4The food, the love of the food.
Speaker 2As she moaned. She would have dropped to her knees. I would not.
Speaker 3Attach the length of size. I would not be sucking no metal dick, but you couldn't touch it, but you can attach it.
Speaker 1That's crazy. No, I'm good.
Speaker 2I have to get home. Yeah, but they not even like they going to be using. It's not like going to be metal. Oh, they going to have like the skin. You ever watch the show on Apple the flesh.
Speaker 1Apple TV Murderbot. They got the dude. I watched that. They got the dude. I watched that. They got the dude from True Blood as the murder bot. So he's a robot, but then he has an actual body.
Speaker 3He don't have the counterpart though. Right yeah, Counterpart the part. Remember it was a chick on there.
Speaker 1You could attach the penis to it.
Speaker 3She was trying to rape the murder bot, not physically, but she just kept inquiring about it.
Speaker 1So there's a lot of shows that's already headed down Because they telling us something.
Speaker 3Yeah, absolutely, they telling us something.
Speaker 2You don't think Will Smith had sex with one of them iRobots.
Speaker 1That looked like Jada With no hair.
Speaker 2Allegedly, I'm not even going to Now when he come and slap you.
Speaker 4I'm not even going to Now when he come and slap you.
Speaker 3He be like hey, we made it. They will show the fuck up and slap Mr, we Made it we made it, I'll take it.
Speaker 1I'll take that slap.
Speaker 4I'm like, slap me too bitch.
Speaker 2And I'm like, ooh, slap me.
Speaker 3She be like switch hey yo, we all going gonna turn around and sure they gonna have that stewardess outfit.
Speaker 4On with the clap in the back. Cigars, cigarettes.
Speaker 2Where did August Alsina come from? This is crazy. This is wild man.
Speaker 4I can't and I won't.
Speaker 2I love, my love bot love.
Speaker 1Bot is crazy, get out of here.
Speaker 2You know your like. Our first love bots were like the. What were? They called the Tamagotchi remember those? Oh, the Tamagotchi pets, yeah those were our first love bots, yeah people really like Was trying to Keep their pets alive.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3And people were actually Killing them.
Speaker 1And they was crying and shit.
Speaker 3I would have never survived, I know.
Speaker 2So we got a sweet story.
Speaker 4Oh no.
Friendship Betrayals Discussion
Speaker 2So 29 year old Michael Crowley has been charged With malice murder after allegedly shooting and killing his 48-year-old uncle, roderick Crowley, in DeKalb County, georgia. So the incident occurred.
Speaker 3Georgia catching up with Florida.
Speaker 2Police showed up following an argument over a honey bun. Get the fuck out of here that.
Speaker 4Roger had eaten from the refrigerator.
Speaker 2You funny as fuck. So, despite a witness there at the time urging Michael to calm down and just leave, he returned and shot his uncle four times in the chest and arms Over a honey bun. That's true. Michael then called 911 to report the shooting and was later found hiding in the woods with a police dog ended up recovering him in the gun.
Speaker 1You ran with the honey gun, with the honey gun, the honey bun the honey bun gun. The honey bun gun.
Speaker 2I wonder if they followed like a trail of icing.
Speaker 3I wonder if it was the icing, the white one, or just the creamy.
Speaker 2The creamy he meant to say glaze. I love honey buns, but I don't like the one with the white icing I don't know what it is with him and the creamy.
Speaker 3You know I'm so fat when it comes to honey buns that I don't like the icing one either.
Speaker 2But you'll eat it, but I'll eat it. No, I ain't say I wouldn't eat it, I just said my preference.
Speaker 1Yeah, the glaze, the glaze yeah, that's my favorite. But if I have to put something in my mouth, it'll be the wrong. Yeah, because it got the white cream on it.
Speaker 2That is not cream.
Speaker 3Oh, whatever, yeah yeah, what is with you with the white cream?
Speaker 2would you ever go to the extent of harming someone because they ate your food?
Speaker 1no but now there's certain extents of injuring people.
Speaker 3Right, I'm not killing nobody, but you might get slapped but what if you slap them so hard that you knock them out? They hit their head and die. They need a stronger neck then.
Speaker 1A stronger fucking neck. Don't touch my food, especially if I'm hungry.
Speaker 3What if it's like a five-year-old child?
Speaker 2They're going out the window Like oh shit, you slapped little Timmy's head off. Would any of your food bring you to that? Or is there specific food that would bring you to that level, Like?
Speaker 1if I made my lasagna, which is the best lasagna in the New England area.
Speaker 2Welcome to the table for three. Yeah, our thoughts and views, I know right.
Speaker 1But it's always better the next day. So if I'm hungry and I'm trying to get me a piece the next day and somebody eats it, I'm pissed. Yeah, are you pissed to the point where you about to be, like everybody, about to get it? If somebody I don't know takes my lasagna, like if I run into work and somebody fucking ate it, it all hell breaks loose. You're just slapping everybody away. You ever seen that? I think it was a TikTok or whatever, the video where the guy was slapping everybody, all the kids.
Speaker 1That's me, billy, I'm everybody. What are you doing? Everybody catching up, nene.
Speaker 2No, I'm not, it's not that serious for me it's not that serious.
Speaker 3For me it's not, and I fucking love honey buns, but Any food though I would have played this out.
Speaker 2No, I just mean any food.
Speaker 3No, no, it's not that serious, because I fucking live in a house with boys and they eat your shit, so I'm used to it.
Speaker 2So it doesn't bother me.
Speaker 3And then I grew up with, up with shut the fuck up. I grew up with brothers.
Speaker 2I grew up with brothers who always stole your food anyway.
Speaker 3So it is what it is. You said, they threw your food away. No, stole your food anyway.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, um, but I feel like would you come back and you're sitting in the trash oh yeah, that's that.
Speaker 3That'd piss me off even more, but I'm still not killing nobody. But feel like and not to put it out there like, oh, this is what black people do. But he said his uncle right, that motherfucker antagonized that bitch. I feel like he antagonized her.
Speaker 2You know he probably did you know he did and that set me off.
Speaker 4You want this shit, I don't.
Speaker 3I feel like it had to be more than that, because you're just not going to shoot nobody unless you're mentally unstable and I don't know if he is or not but I'm just saying, like when you're in the heat of argument and somebody being an asshole knowing they pissed you off and now they want to edge it on a little bit more to bring you over the top, I think that's what happens.
Speaker 2It sounds like a 2B movie.
Speaker 3It does sound like a 2B movie, jeff over buds.
Speaker 1He was probably counting his fingers, rocking his shit, seeing somebody eat his honey bun, killed them, found a tree and rocked on a tree.
Speaker 3Yo shut the fuck up. You gotta go home. You need to leave why? You need to leave why?
Speaker 1If they're unstable. If you're gonna kill over a honey bun, something gotta be like off.
Speaker 3But that's what I'm. If they're unstable, if you're going to kill over a honeymoon, something got to be like off. But that's what I'm saying, I feel like he got.
Speaker 1He was antagonized. Yeah, can you say that one more time? Nope, because she's saying it with so much grit.
Speaker 4Antagonized. Okay, what's?
Speaker 1next. You don't want to do that. Am I antagonizing you?
Speaker 3See, I heard about the festival overseas because I'm just an ignorant where people were getting pricked by needles no, at a festival. I think it was in France or something.
Speaker 1Wait, just any type of needle.
Speaker 3They don't even really know actually what it was, but it sent people to the hospital. It was putting nanobites in you, whenever they was injecting them with the needles, whatever the needles had on it. But a lot of people became disoriented, injured and they were hospitalized.
Speaker 1Cocaine needles.
Speaker 3It doesn't say Fentanyl, fentanyl needles Cocaine Can you imagine being somewhere.
Speaker 2Wait, you said this was France.
Speaker 3I think it was so. They were just like running around talking about Oui oui, Paule fou.
Speaker 4What's that? Oui, oui, Paule fou, Paule fou. Je m'appelle.
Speaker 3Oh, bon bon bon, y'all ain't shit, y'all is not shit. Look at that.
Speaker 4Yo With the little jacket, wee wee, wee wee.
Speaker 3It was a music festival. So just imagine you go somewhere and you can't enjoy because you're getting pricked. That's a fucking childish.
Speaker 4My name is. My name is Vase. Wee, wee. Y'all so fucking childish I can't breathe.
Speaker 2Oh my.
Speaker 4God, oh God.
Speaker 1What the fuck just popped me, oh shit.
Speaker 3Oh, my God Jesus.
Speaker 1Probably diabetes needles.
Speaker 3One more thing real quick. Did y'all hear about Tyler the creator, talking shit about podcasts?
Speaker 4Yes, I feel so disrespected.
Speaker 3I don't care. He thinks we should ban podcasts. He says I think we give a lot of people who aren't smart and just want attention platforms to be loud and incorrect. Yeah, and other stupid people follow them. Where are the people with skills? We need electricians. We need more drummers, painters, teachers. Everybody with the mic is crazy. I just think the shit is gross well, deal with it, yeah, like somebody said something about you that got you that mad about podcasts like how much has been said about Tyler?
Speaker 2like really, and you mad at the podcast that's what I'm saying he ate erosion his first video.
Speaker 3Everybody following you because of that shit he mad because he probably tried to do a podcast and it didn't take off, but I was like yeah, we're over you, we're good.
Speaker 2He mad because Jaden Smith was like wee, wee.
Speaker 1You pooped me in the butt. You know I like that shit.
Speaker 3I imagine you sound like him.
Speaker 2That's what he sound, I know, but why do you have?
Speaker 3it. I know, imagine you sound like him. That's fucking creepy.
Speaker 2Oh my God, I'm scared. That sounds like a magic sound like him. That's fucking creepy. Oh my god scared did you see um?
Speaker 2that woman. There was a black woman that um. She was at a restaurant and, um, when it was time for her to pay her bill, I guess she had supplied the um employee, the waiter waitress, with a discount code that she had for her meal and she noticed that the code wasn't applied. So she had told the employee that the discount code wasn't applied to her bill and she was called a bitch for pointing that out. So she ended up taking it to social media and she was in the restaurant while she was doing the streaming to show what she was encountering from this employee. So then you know how social media takes off with stuff. You know what. I actually kind of appreciate social media in that aspect, because when people are being harmed or mistreated, social media be finding these people and shutting them down. These people be losing their jobs, everything. But evidently it really took off and the owner of the establishment ended up reaching out um that bullshit ass video she sent talking about that.
Speaker 2They faced so much backlash that um it's hurting her small business. Um didn't even fully like apologize. She didn't apologize at all.
Speaker 3That was a backhanded ass fucking. Apology.
Speaker 2It was. It was, but it's like you have to. So if you own a business, you assume responsibility for your employees, like people don't not frequent businesses because of the business right because of the people, correct? You know, if you receive a certain level of service, you're gonna be back. If you get shitty service, you're not coming back.
French Music Festival Needle Attacks
Speaker 2You're not coming back unless they learned you um, yeah, yeah she fucked around and found out today but then it's also like, okay, as the business owner like, say, you had a small business and you had a couple of employees and, with you know out your control, without your knowledge, their customer service just wasn't at the level of expectation and somebody took the lengths to blast your business on social media. Do you have a right to feel like, hey, you shouldn't have done that, you should have just come and let me try to rectify things first, do you feel like it's just open, because hey you.
Speaker 3It's a business. You put yourself out there. You have a business, you put yourself out there. So you're going to get negative, you're going to get positive, you're going to get whatever kind of back. You know whatever backlash. I didn't want to say backlash because I said positive with it, but um you're going to get some feedback that's the word I was looking for gotcha and um for you to.
Speaker 3I've you ever go on like certain restaurants and you check their reviews before you go? I've seen these owners getting fucking Battlestar Galactica fucking wars in the comments with these people and it's like what are you doing?
Speaker 2They do.
Speaker 3It's unnecessary. And granted, people are human and some people can't take criticism, but if you can't take criticism, then that's not the business for you.
Speaker 2I think just to like look on the other side of it, not defending anything, but just like reviews can make a break it can so I can understand why they would be like some people just aren't mature enough to be like damn, I just gotta do better and their natural first reaction is just to bitch who the fuck, is you talking about defend? Themselves and jumping into the mix, because what if your business ends up shutting down or closing because of that?
Speaker 3and it's like but I feel like you could get ahead of that like cause, instead of coming into the comments being like oh fuck you bitch, don't be commenting on my shit, making my shit look bad, be like you know what. I am. So sorry you experienced that. Yada, yada, yada it's a free you are right, you are going to get some people who are dicks and troll your shit. Yes, you're going to get that, but those are the ones yo you're in it on my nerves those are the ones I feel like you should ignore.
Speaker 3If you don't say anything, you're not feeding into their bullshit. But the people that actually showed up and was a person and you, you know I'm saying. You comment like you know what. I'm so sorry. The next time you come back in here, this is what's whatever. Oh, and this particular person that you uh had to deal with, you know we took them back into. Either we terminated them or they're gonna do re um like retraining retraining yes to, so this doesn't happen again, stuff like that.
Speaker 3I feel like you're probably gonna have to do that. Yeah, in businesses, that's just the thing. You're just gonna have to do it. It may be taxing and annoying, but you're gonna have to do it. If it may be taxing and annoying, but you're going to have to do it if you want to keep your business going. Owning a business ain't just oh God, it's going to be so easy and free and happy.
Speaker 4No, you got to fucking work for everything.
Speaker 3Everything in life you got to fucking work for it Everything.
Speaker 2That's my thought. Speak on it, you know, what I mean.
Speaker 3Right, it's a pain in the ass, all three of them. So Moscow made the news. Moscow, moscow. A disturbing incident has shocked travelers and families across the world after an 18-month-old toddler was violently attacked at a Russian airport by a man who would later admit it to being under the influence of drugs. You that high that you gotta smack a toddler, sir.
Speaker 2No, ma'am, did he throw her? It was not a smack.
Speaker 1He threw his ass off a balcony or some shit no he threw.
Speaker 3He picked up a little boy and slammed him on his head, oh God damn.
Speaker 2Like absolute, like the little boy is like in a coma, like did you see, and they was fleeing the bombs from Iran.
Speaker 3So it was already a traumatic situation and I'm sorry, I'm calling the whole drug use thing like bullshit, bullshit.
Speaker 2Yeah, if you see like in the the video he walks up to the little boy slowly and then he looks around to see if anybody is looking and then he fucking slams yeah yeah like that's absolutely wild. And the parents? Why did you? I would have took him out, I'm sorry I would, he would not be living he would not even been that close to my kid.
Speaker 3If I don't even know who this man is, why is my child over?
Speaker 2there yeah, that's crazy people just let their kids roam around and shit roaming around airports, you roaming around the football games. You're rolling around, you know, like red light district. It's crazy like nigga why is your baby running around? The red light district, the red light district With a gray skirt on, with a flap in the back, with a dog flap in the back, sean why are you running around these places, daddy?
Speaker 4Daddy.
Speaker 2I really hope and pray that the little boy I hope he's okay with no brain damage because he he laid him out. He laid my fuck out it literally looked like the mother in Chucky, that like when she was battling yeah, he wouldn't be alive.
Speaker 1That dude would not be alive.
Speaker 3And then the person that ran over. I thought he was about to tackle the guy, but he went straight to the kid Granted.
Speaker 4I understand I get it.
Speaker 2But then you got this one person standing there, Uh uh, he was like that's not my child sometimes I think, it goes to the you never really know how you're going to react until you're in that situation and to see somebody do that. You're not expecting that.
Speaker 3And then to see somebody do that. You probably think like that motherfucker crazy.
Speaker 2They have that fucking with him.
Speaker 1You run over there and now he pick you up and put you on your head and you probably be like where is my outfit? Yo get the fuck out of here. He put me on my head, Anyway, why?
Speaker 3Let me ask you a question, not on his head. Top, get out of here.
Speaker 2Now if you see Run for the city girl.
Speaker 1Yo, if you see somebody's kid get dropped on their head, how would you react? Would you go to the kid's defense or would you be like like yo? That's more issues that I need to be, and that's not even my child like I don't want to go to jail for somebody else's kid, because I don't body this nigga for fucking around and slamming this kid.
Speaker 3So first of all me. I know I will probably turn into one of those people like what the fuck are you doing? Like I know I would say just become loud mouthed. I probably would and probably try to push him. Y'all know me Like sometimes I don't think I react more so so I probably would yell at him shut the fuck up. So I probably would yell at him and push him Like to get him away from the kid. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4At that moment I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3at that moment I don't care, I'm just saying that'll probably be my initial reaction. That'll be my initial reaction.
Speaker 1But it won't go no further than that, because you're not going to go to jail for this. I'm not fucking.
Speaker 3She-Hulk? No, I just watched this man slam a baby.
Speaker 2Are their parents there? The parents are there.
Speaker 4He's slapping the parents.
Speaker 2The fuck, are you watching this man do?
Speaker 3Their parents parents reacted or they didn't react. They ran to the kid and that's it.
Speaker 2And they didn't go to the man. Job done. Um, I'm calling police. I probably would not physically interfere at that point because I feel like if the parents are on it, that's their child. They need to figure out whatever they need to leave. If the parents? Now yo, if the parents. I tried so hard.
Speaker 3Oh, my God.
Speaker 2If the parents try to like um, attack the guy, attack the guy and they losing. I'ma probably then be like no, I gotta help them because they get their ass burned.
Speaker 3How do you do that to the baby? And they get their ass burned. Our family sucks.
Speaker 2Our family sucks Like somebody gotta save these people.
Speaker 4Now I see why you didn't protect your baby.
Speaker 2I'ma rip my little gray skirt off and I'ma be like, let's do this, let's do this. I'm like let's do this, let's do this. I'm glad I bought this shit from T-Mobile Easy access.
Speaker 3Not the Velcro skirt. Oh my God, when did that weapon?
Speaker 1come from?
Speaker 3No, but that's absolutely fucking horrible what that means. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2That is why would you do that to a child? Yeah, I don't know, kid crazy. Why would you do that to a child?
Speaker 1Yeah, I think my first initial reaction would go and punch the dude. But I'm out of there.
Speaker 2There's some children that can bring you to a level of I agree, but that kid looked like he didn't even know his baby.
Speaker 1What if that kid was spitting on a dude?
Speaker 2Backwards to the man, but the little baby, he's just sitting there like oh mama.
Speaker 3He was 18 months. He wasn't five years old, he was 18 months 18 months.
Speaker 1I thought he was five. Holy shit, he just turned one year old. He was just born.
Speaker 2If I was the parent, I'm killing this man, I'm taking him out.
Speaker 1I thought he was five. No, he was 18.
Speaker 2Oh shit, like his head is still soft, like his neck is still like J-E-L-L-O. Like it's just the baby, the baby.
Speaker 4J-E-L-L-O.
Speaker 3It's just the baby, the baby.
Speaker 1I thought we was gonna make it through this shit, but I don't know about shit, but the baby, his skull is still soft, bro it is, so he might make it it just probably bounced. Baby Yo, his skull is still soft, bro it is, so he might make it it just probably bounced.
Speaker 2So um, what's Thoughts and prayers? What's your love language and why Is it words of affirmation, acts of service, receiving gifts? I knew your or physical touch. What's your love language and why? I feel like we talked about this uh, what's the second one? So it was words of affirmation acts of service receiving gifts, quality time or physical touch. Did you say receiving gifts? No? Acts of service. Acts of service what type I want, head and why?
Speaker 3Why he say it like that. I want head. I want head. Don't look over here. Accept.
Speaker 1Accept no, my love language. It would probably be physical touch With head.
Speaker 2How did you get head without physical touch?
Speaker 1Exactly, it's an act of service with physical touch, so unnecessary. So it's a combination, nene.
Speaker 3In my big age all five yeah.
Speaker 2You're like if you don't hit all five of these points, you don't love me.
Speaker 3She ain't got a language at that point we I'm um, between words of affirmation and physical touch. Okay, yeah, and why um? Because I sometimes you need um to be motivated no um what is it? Reassurance, or, you know, lift it up, um, and I like my man to touch me.
Speaker 2Why he say it like that.
Speaker 1I don't know, he's like that little jig. She did that little school girl Touch me.
Speaker 2Now she getting thrown on her 18 month.
Speaker 3You know what? I'm glad you caught yourself. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, that's horrible, though what's yours?
Speaker 2mine would actually be physical touch too, and not for the reasons that mr thinks touch my door flap touch my body. You know the receiving gifts thing never really meant much to me. Um, and you know, acts of service and words of affirmation they're nice but it's just one. People be lying, so I don't believe half the shit that come out of people. Miles anyway. Um, and quality time. If you ain't got time for me in the first place, we probably ain't making it to a point to where I got a love language for you in correct, but so physical touch.
Speaker 2I do like to be touched. Um on the inside part, paul d so um. But like Marie said, you know, don't be afraid to touch.
Speaker 1Yeah, no not on a tiny desk.
Speaker 2No, she sounded horrible. She sounded she did.
Speaker 3I will say she kind of redeemed herself a little bit when she did the BET awards. After that, though Just a little bit.
Speaker 1I think she got pricked with a French needle when she did the tiny desk we. I think she got pricked with a French needle when she did the tiny desk.
Speaker 2Oui, oui, Bonbons and all that good stuff, but yeah, I would go with physical touch, otherwise you don't love me. You a kid, what's?
Speaker 4wrong, I got another question.
Speaker 3Real quick, I got another question. Okay, ladies, how do you show a guy you're into him?
Speaker 4So basically I'm going to answer that Either way it could go In the male point of view.
Speaker 3Yeah, it could go either way. So it goes. Ladies, how do you show a guy you're into him? One cook for him. Two give compliments. Three go out of your way to support him. Four flirt and tease. Five surprise gifts or thoughtful gestures.
Speaker 2She's like none of the above.
Speaker 3I just tell them that's your answer, no. Yeah, I just tell them, and then Like giving compliments.
Speaker 1Or the flirting, the continuance.
Speaker 3I would think it's all of the above, because if I'm cooking for you, I'm into you, because I ain't cooking for you but I don't fucking like you. That's what I'm saying yeah, I'm going to give you compliments, but I think all of them should be. You got me, so why do I got to keep giving you compliments?
Speaker 4Because, I mean.
Speaker 3I feel like the way they worded number three, saying go out of your way to support him, I think that's kind of like a back, a backhanded way of saying it. Cause why are you making it seem like? You're going out of your way yeah, like that's yeah, that's weird like you should automatically support, like it's not going out of your way, it's just you're supporting, yeah. So whoever worded that? Mm-mm? Yeah, you guys are right, like all of the above, I guess. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I mean it wouldn't be one or the other.
Speaker 2Like I would want all of those things throughout the time. I'm with you at some point, because I'm going to be giving you all these things as well, because that's what you're looking for, so you don't just want your gooch teased.
Speaker 3It got to be a clean gooch, fellas. It got to be a clean gooch that tickled you. That tickled you real bad he fucking caught you.
Speaker 4He hit you with a? U.
Speaker 1I can't come back faster than like yo, yo don't tease my gooch bitch you don't like your gooch teased we gotta work there, we gotta work to get there, like okay, you on your back with your legs in the air so here's the question.
Speaker 3So I got a question. I got a question Do you like your gooch touch If it's 30 days or less, or 30 days more?
Speaker 1Yo, you're getting. You're getting past 30 days or more If you fuck with my gooch. Okay, oh, okay, okay, you suck my. You know what I mean. You suck it nice. And then with my gooch Okay, oh, okay, okay, you suck my. You know what I mean. You suck it nice and then lick the gooch All right.
Speaker 2Can you imagine, like, if you meet somebody and y'all you know, 29 days in, and she's like you know what, i'ma do something a little special for you Today's the day. Today's the day, today's the day she put her?
Speaker 3hair back. What if she bald-headed?
Speaker 1She put her scalp back. She ain't going to make it to 29 years.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 2That's horrible. That is horrible. Say like you know she, what do you grab when you hit it from?
Speaker 3the back, the back of her neck, her shoulders. The back of her neck, the back of her neck, just grabbed them shoulders.
Speaker 1All the little pieces of the hair that's still there.
Speaker 3Why you got to hold the hair. They got them little reins for women. Now that you can tie them up and put on your hair on her back Like giddy up.
Speaker 1No, go ahead. Finish what you were saying, I don't even remember.
Speaker 3All I know is Today's the day she put her hair back On day 29. She about to go to that gooch. What was you about to say? I?
Speaker 2have to think about it Because I can't remember.
Speaker 3She lick your gooch and she come up with slime.
Speaker 1That's absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 2There'll be no slime.
Speaker 1On my gooch. That is absolutely disgusting. There's no slime.
Speaker 2That is so nasty. That's nasty. This is for all the Female plus lines. Let me know If that is so nice.
Speaker 1This is for all the female plus lines. Let me know if y'all ever came across. If she comes up with slime, then whatever she is she's exhaling slime. Somehow that shit's coming out of her lip.
Speaker 3I need to hear the story. If you've ever encountered a dirty gooch, you can keep it anonymous. I just want to hear the story. I want to know.
Speaker 2I don't know, do we?
Speaker 3Yes, because we always hear about guys coming across stories about women and their dirty vaginas and all that stuff. Nobody tells the true stories of linty balls and dirty goochies and slimy dicks. I'm not saying I've experienced it, but I know they're out there.
Speaker 1Would you fuck with a just got out of the gym? Gooch Hell. No, like I just got out of the gym.
Speaker 3No, and I'm going to tell you why. Because I'm sorry, but men don't really properly wipe their ass. I don't care what anybody say, that's just my take on it. I don't care, women don't either, and that may be true, but my take on it as far as men. So now you in a gym Even for women, it's true you sweating and shit. You think you properly cleaned your ass Short, has lost it and your asshole sweat, so now you got little shit juice. So wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2I'm not licking no sweaty shit juice, because there's two different after gym, right, there's two different after gym bodies. There's the people that go to the gym that didn't bathe first, and then there's the people that bathe and then go to the gym, and so, yes, you sweat, but it's not like a I could deal with a why you got ass nuggets there if you bathed.
Speaker 3Okay, if you bathed, that's different but, that's not how he presented it.
Speaker 1You know, Okay, I could deal with. A woman coming like right after the gym is a little.
Speaker 2I could deal with that, what I could deal with a little gym stank a little sour, a little gym stank, ain't no problem a little gym stank a little gym.
Speaker 1Stank ain't no problem, just my life.
Speaker 3I ain't talking about the stank, I'm just saying, like you got butt juice, nah. Nah, that's so if, if they, if they ain't shower and they go to the gym and they come back home and like, let's get it on, lick this gooch, no, no that's butt juice, that's butt juice, yeah at that point Because you carry them.
Speaker 2That's nasty. You carry your shit the next day. You had to take it to the next level with the Play-Doh. At that point, it's Play-Doh, thank you. It's Play-Doh. That's fucking disgusting. You tried Play-Doh before. No, that's nasty. You be At that point. Throw my 18-month-old on his ass.
Speaker 4Because mm-mm. Hey yo.
Speaker 2Hey yo. So I had a really sad story to talk about. Dirty Gucci, that's crazy. So a Canadian man by the name of Johnny Noviello. He was sharing his posts regularly, agreeing with a lot of the Cheeto and Chiefs policies. He was a big, big, big supporter of the Cheeto of Chiefs the Cheeto of Chiefs and he cheered on all of the policies and the crackdown on immigration. He was constantly sharing memes of terrible things happening to immigrants, of terrible things happening to immigrants. Well, this 49-year-old man ended up being detained at the federal detention center in Miami and facing deportation over a 2023 conviction for racketeering and drug trafficking.
Speaker 2And he died in custody.
Speaker 3Oh, he did so. Was it by suicide, well?
Speaker 2No, it was not by suicide. He choked on a Cheeto. But you know I don't ever want to take any type of joy in someone losing their life. Yeah, but I feel like the choices we make, karma is always going to be a bariatric.
Speaker 4Don't go ahead.
Speaker 2I'm with you, dog, go ahead a bariatric patient with MRSA C diff and the bitch is large and in charge and she's coming back. She's always gonna come back. It's very. You cannot be a nasty person. You cannot put evil out in the world and expect it to not come back to you to. You cannot be a nasty person. You cannot put evil out in the world and expect it to not come back to you to go. And I wish these people were not so inclined to just be horrible ass people and think that what is happening to other human beings wouldn't happen right now, can't happen to you, or that it's okay for people to be treated the way that they're being treated. And so now you had a whole lot of mouth but not enough lips. You lipless vagabond, and that's Okay, sorry.
Speaker 1You lipless vagabond bro. You're lifeless now.
Speaker 3It's so interesting watching.
Speaker 1Lifeless vagabond.
Speaker 3It's not interesting, it's just. It's sad and entertaining at the same time, watching all those who voted for tangerine tits. They're all being fucking deported.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 3A lot of them, it's crazy.
Speaker 2A lot of the and a lot of the, what would they call, like Latins for Trump. Yeah, yeah, A lot of them are now experiencing it and it's like but you asked for this. You said get these immigrants out of there. And he said yes, sir, yeah, yep, you forgot. You were an immigrant, not in.
Speaker 1Guatemala, trying to figure out how to get home.
Speaker 3No, they're on social media now complaining that African-Americans are not backing them up.
Speaker 1No, we're not. We didn't vote for them, motherfucker. Well, most of us didn't.
Speaker 3They don't even like us. I don't even know why they're asking for help, bro.
Speaker 1Just mow the lawn and shut up. That's crazy.
Speaker 4That is crazy, that is crazy.
Speaker 3Refer to the fucking taglines Jesus, what country you from?
Speaker 4What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English. And what English motherfucker Do you speak it?
Speaker 3No, that wasn't even the right one to use either.
Speaker 2I know.
Speaker 1I fucked that whole thing up.
Speaker 3Just let it be. Where are you? I fucked that whole thing up. Just let it be, yeah.
Speaker 2We're on to your part, hip hop is this One, two, three, four hit. And the more relaxed you are.
Speaker 1You just got to forget what I just said Nobody will.
Speaker 4You shouldn't come out yet. You should have just played.
Speaker 3Spice, you got to stand like this. Okay, In a hip hop head we have this Boom bam.
Speaker 2Boom bam, boom bam All right, cool we all, but rest in pieces, yeah.
Speaker 3Why are you looking at me like that? Maybe he'll be buried back in his home.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, canada hey, if they take them back and again, I don't wish bad on anyone.
Speaker 2Yeah, I just am a firm believer in karma yeah, karma's a bitch yep, mhm, alright, yeah, we're on your favorite part now.
Speaker 3Oh, thank god, gather yourself, thank god thank god.
Speaker 1All right, all right, all right. Gem number one. I came across this quote what the fuck did.
Speaker 2I just say I never heard a quote before.
Speaker 3Me neither, that's new.
Speaker 1The quote I came across. A quote that is crazy to say I came across, you got a heavy tongue. A quote I is crazy to say I came across, you got a heavy tongue.
Speaker 4A quote I need to leave.
Speaker 1Yeah, absolutely. The most valuable math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of your current decisions. That's funny. I like that. I thought that was pretty good. Yeah, like, yeah, I I'm gonna start, uh yeah beethoven yeah, what, what, what? Gym number two, whatever. Yeah, that's it. That's all the reaction we're gonna get off that.
Speaker 2No I, I, I really like that. I agree with that.
Speaker 1Number two.
Speaker 2You're stuck in a room. Mimi, I can't look at you. She can see my nerves.
Speaker 4He about to throw us on our heads. Hey, yo Y'all brain didn't our heads.
Speaker 1Hey y'all, y'all. Brain didn't fully develop. Oh shit, you stuck in a room with everybody you've dated. Give me one word, you would say Fuck.
Speaker 2They did.
Speaker 1I did. How many people is that?
Speaker 3Dated. Yeah, I'd only be in a room with like four people that Date it. Yeah, I'd only be in a room with like four people. Really, yeah, you just yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2They never made it to the date. Oh yeah, it was just.
Speaker 3Oh, hey you're pretty Absolutely I'm dead ass. He's like fuck that I didn't want to date him. We all have lives.
Speaker 1We all have lives, me too first of all, what would you say and how many?
Speaker 4ouch and I was going to say above the age of 10 Ouch and.
Speaker 1I was going to say above the age of 10. Nigga, my bad, and that's our gems. I don't even know what to hit.
Speaker 4Whatever hey yo.
Speaker 3Diabolos. That was crazy.
Speaker 2Oh my God, you know what? Where is my little wee wee?
Speaker 1I just put it in there, so I could go ahead and take that out. Oh my god, no, okay, one word oh no we're done. Well, how many, huh, how many that you dated that I've dated in like my entire lifetime, yeah everybody you did it. Oh, everybody you did it. Um, it could be a like estimate that I've dated in like my entire lifetime. Yeah, everybody you've dated. Oh, everybody you've dated. It could be like an estimate.
Speaker 2It fills up my two hands.
Speaker 1That's about it About eight and nine. Oh, it fills up. Oh wait, what the fuck.
Episode Wrap-Up and Gems
Speaker 2I walked right into that. No, I was talking about counting being able to count them on both hands. And you said eight and nine.
Speaker 1I said eight or nine, but inches I've dated no.
Speaker 2first your word.
Speaker 1Oh, my word, my word would be She-Ra, no, not She-Ra. That's one of the songs I was going to say shit.
Speaker 4It was like, yeah, we smell it too.
Speaker 3He would probably say shit because of the people that be in the room together.
Speaker 1Yeah, Because I've dated people while dating people. That's crazy. So I mean that's nothing wrong with that right. Nothing official If it crazy, so I mean that's nothing wrong with that right. You're not nothing official.
Speaker 4No, not official. Yeah, it's just dating yeah.
Speaker 2But yeah, oh. So you weren't talking about like relationships, you were just talking about like, just dating.
Speaker 3Dating, yeah, just dating. Oh, oh, so I could take out the relationships, then nobody would be in that room room.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's just dating nobody would be in that room. Actually, nobody would be in my room either so you went straight to relationships.
Speaker 2Yeah, wow, yeah, yeah, because anyone that I dated. That's why I say fuck, the room's empty. Anyone I dated ended up being in a relationship. It wasn't just me dating and then moving on to another one yeah yeah same. So yeah, I gotta take my ouch back. No, you can't hey yo.
Speaker 3I'm a born again how many times you been born mama? Wee, wee hey, yo poke poke last one, last gem.
Speaker 1Uh, the narcissist is angry because the truth you speak contradicts the lies they live.
Speaker 3I feel like I said this one too. No, you didn't say this one. You.
Speaker 1We've had a narcissist quote, but that wasn't that one is angry because the truth you speak contradicts the lies they live.
Speaker 2You know, I question that because I always feel like a narcissist doesn't truly know they're a narcissist.
Speaker 3Correct. So they don't. They're not going to see what bothers them most. If it's said because you're living your truth, then the lies that they spread about you, that would bother them. But anything that has to do with them, per se they would never believe it. Per se they wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 1So that's the gems, all right. All right, all right, all right.
Speaker 3Remember, ladies and gentlemen, you got a story you want to tell. It's all anonymous, unless you don't want it to be anonymous. But if you have a story, let us know.
Speaker 2You have pictures you want to share.
Speaker 3Share them, ladies. You ever dealt with a dirty gooch? Share the story. I want to hear it. 18-month-old, you want to drop? Oh my God.
Speaker 1Thanks for coming Maybe he's not out your belly yet, you just want to drop him. Oh no, that's crazy. Oh jokes yeah thanks for coming. Later, later, thank you. We love y'all, we really do. We do Enjoy your 4th of July, y'all.
Speaker 4Barbecue day and my heart's been real love. I'm searching for a real love. Ooh, when I met you, I just knew that you would take my heart and run, until you told me how you felt for me. You said I'm not the one. So I slowly came to see All of the things that you have made. Now I hold my dreams in inspiration. Lead me to want some real love. I'm searching for a real love, someone to set my heart free. Real love I'll be real.
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