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Buckle up for a wild ride as Table for Three returns with an episode that covers everything from workplace struggles to AI love affairs and shocking news stories from around the world.
The conversation kicks off with casual updates about the hosts' work lives, including one host's extended commute and another's experience with a workplace revolution where nurses fought for their benefits. Things quickly heat up with an analysis of Diddy's legal case dismissals, sparking a thoughtful comparison to R. Kelly's situation and the important distinctions between the two cases.
What happens when technology crosses into the realm of relationships? The hosts dive into the bizarre story of a man who fell in love with his AI chatbot "Sol" despite having a real-life partner and child. Their incredulous reactions lead to a deeper conversation about the future of human-AI relationships and where society might be heading. "It's wild and I think people are just sick," one host remarks, highlighting the concern that AI relationships lack the essential human element that makes connections meaningful.
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Personal topics aren't off-limits either, as the hosts share their love languages and debate how people show romantic interest. The episode wraps with thought-provoking "gems" including a powerful quote about calculating the future costs of current decisions and a hilarious hypothetical about being stuck in a room with everyone you've dated.
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Speaker 1:Enjoy the show. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us once again. This is Table for Three. We are back in the building and once this episode come out, tomorrow is 4th of July, so everybody should be at a cookout Jamming just like this. Yes, yes, let's go Talk to him, luther, at some point. Talk to him, not at some point.
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Speaker 1:That was his stripper name. We are the Table for Three. Thank you for joining us once again. Yeah, this is a special episode.
Speaker 3:We're going to You're going to talk, right, we're going to talk at some point, at some point.
Speaker 1:This is our first day of filming. We're going to film a little bit and we're going to try to get some of this video out to you, but we're going to get that to you. On episode 100 is our goal to start doing this live on camera. So just to let y'all know. Well, thank you, NeNe. What's up with you's up you good? How was your week weekend? All right?
Speaker 4:it was a week.
Speaker 3:I'm about to say, god damn, I had to think about it like was I bothered, was it? It was just a week. Yeah, back to just being a week. I've actually, every monday, have to travel farther than I already traveled 45 minutes to work. Now I have to travel further than that. How much further? Damn near to the casino? Actually, I'm at the same exit as the casino.
Speaker 1:Oh God, damn you out there. So it's just a week.
Speaker 3:It really isn't that bad of a drive, though, honestly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, route to it is good.
Speaker 3:Huh, how long, how long of a drive.
Speaker 1:Or how long do you have to do I?
Speaker 3:have absolutely no clue. Really, are you just out? There but the chick that actually works there. I am going to do my best to train that woman, but I ain't gonna do that. My co-worker but I am going to train her that she could fill the position that's missing, because yeah this makes no sense that I have to travel all the way out there she. She's able-bodied and she's asking to learn Okay. So if somebody's willing, I'm going to train you, you'll be able. Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 1:That was my week.
Speaker 2:I'm actually just putting myself back together to being in a solid state. You was in a liquid form, I was melted. It was hot as fuck.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, okay, it was hot as fuck, not even going to lie, it was so hot, and then the humidity and I was just like it reached about 100 degrees over there, didn't it? It did yeah.
Speaker 2:And it was just sticky.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I just but you're used to feeling hot and sticky. Feeling hot and sticky, oh wow, no, no, it's usually water-based. What a creamy substance, base or what like water water.
Speaker 3:That's sad that you don't know what water-based is.
Speaker 1:I don't know like paint, water-based paint you need to leave otherwise though it was, it was a decent week.
Speaker 2:It was was a bit chaotic. We had some stuff going on at work where there was like a revolution going on.
Speaker 3:Oh, I saw a little bit of that on social media.
Speaker 2:With the nurses at my job fighting for, you know, what's rightfully theirs, theirs, defending their benefits. And it actually went viral on tiktok thanks to uh social media influencer nurse erica. Oh, nice shout out nurse erica yeah yeah, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.
Speaker 3:A good fight you always gotta fight for your goddamn benefits, because people are always trying to take shit away. Ain't nobody just going to give you nothing.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. I hear that. I hear that. What about your week?
Speaker 1:mister, my week was good, I did work. Hallelujah, I did work All the way three. No, it was a full week for me. It was a full week Now week for me. It was a full week now, all three days now when this episode drop, which is going to be right before fourth july. I don't have to work from that friday to until the tuesday, so I'm you always rubbing it in hey it's crazy gasoline baby wow see gasoline base wow oh, I get you you know.
Speaker 3:With that I'm trying to figure out because do I want to take the day before the fourth of july or that monday? What is the fourth of?
Speaker 1:july fall on this year friday, friday oh yeah, and it's falling on a friday that I usually have off anyway, so I get to move my my day, so that's why I'm taking that Monday off.
Speaker 3:Aren't you lucky.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they should just make you go into work twice.
Speaker 1:I know right, I only go into office once a week.
Speaker 2:I know that's why they should make you go in twice. No, no, I'm good.
Speaker 3:I hate that for you.
Speaker 2:So yeah maybe that Thursday and that Monday. Yeah, so much to ponder.
Speaker 1:I have nothing. You know, we are closing the fiscal year. I thought he was going to say he was closing his legs.
Speaker 4:That'll never happen.
Speaker 1:You know it's too big to close my legs, your thighs, yes, yeah, yeah. So yeah, it's a little busy because we got to close some books on the fiscal year and prepare for the new fiscal year, but other than that it's cool. My team is great, so I don't got to worry about anything Nice. So, other than that, any other things other than work-related stuff, that y'all.
Speaker 3:I had something, but I can't think of what it was right now, so hopefully it'll come back to me later.
Speaker 1:All right, so let's talk about what's the problem with the world today, like what's going on.
Speaker 3:Actually nope. Let's just get into the topic about Diddy real quick and how his case is about to be just like dismissed.
Speaker 2:Or yeah, at least the racketeering part of it. Yeah, and the trafficking.
Speaker 1:Well, isn't that what he's being? Isn't that why he's on trial for those two charges?
Speaker 2:There were a few charges. Mainly they were trying to prove that Rico case of the racketeering. I really thought he was going to get caught on that racketeering. Now they're just like oh, he's just a nasty woman beater.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I at least thought either the racketeering or the trafficking.
Speaker 3:No, it was looking promising until a lot of the testimonies were.
Speaker 2:It was looking promising until the defense started talking yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I heard the started talking yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:And I heard the closing argument, that's true.
Speaker 1:The closing argument for the defense was pretty decent, mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:The defense is Diddy's lawyer, right, yes, yes, what fucked him up was prosecution, not like oh, we don't have anything else to say. Like this is we don't have anything else to say. Like this is we don't. You know, we're not going to call no more witnesses and nothing like that, and it's like mm, I think it was smart to not put Diddy on the stand.
Speaker 2:I do too, Because Diddy would have said some shit. Yeah, and it's like why even take that chance?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:In the cross-examination, they about to catch you. Yeah, in the cross-examination, they about to cut you. Yeah, yeah, so he went around. It's all love, I did it. I mean uh, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Because he's so arrogant Allegedly he's so arrogant to me, To personally, I feel like he's arrogant, so he would have got up there and he just would have been boasted about shit.
Speaker 1:Everything would have came out not for his benefit.
Speaker 2:How would you feel if he does get off, because he already got off and he might get off again? I just got that.
Speaker 3:I mean honestly, if he got off.
Speaker 2:That's the justice system.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Everybody got to run once he gets off. That's what Aubrey O'Day is saying that everybody need to run because he's coming after everybody if he get off.
Speaker 3:I don't know if he's gonna get off.
Speaker 2:I think they can still prove that he did some other things outside of the sex trafficking right that maybe he could be. But it ain't gonna be nothing, but I'm saying it wouldn't fall into what they charged him for?
Speaker 3:No, but I feel like they did that because they wanted to build such a huge, huge case around him, so they used that to get him.
Speaker 1:So I think they have something.
Speaker 3:It's probably just not.
Speaker 2:For this particular case, it's not going to rise to that complete level.
Speaker 3:Correct.
Speaker 1:Everybody was rising to that level.
Speaker 4:Well, you need to leave.
Speaker 3:According to some people, his levels wasn't rising that high.
Speaker 1:Damn, he ain't had no yeast. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:What I don't know. That's nasty. Thank God he didn't have no yeast. That's gross the fuck.
Speaker 2:I mean honestly, though, if he gets off, he will, sir, I'm sorry. He went through the process.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he did.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know. So I mean I personally.
Speaker 1:What would be the difference between this and R Kelly?
Speaker 3:R Kelly got caught.
Speaker 1:He had a tape on. They got a tape on Diddy too.
Speaker 2:They got a tape on.
Speaker 1:Diddy too.
Speaker 2:They got a tape on Diddy With adults, yes so there's a difference.
Speaker 1:That's a big distinction, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Speaker 3:He wasn't paying off parents to diddle their minors, diddle their minors. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2:You should call it like they got Kelly we can't because you got Kelly Rowland.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, you got a whole bunch of other Kellys that's not gonna work.
Speaker 2:That is true. You know what thinking about that with Kelly I was thinking about after our last episode, when we were talking about the um billboard, um bullshit and how like the different certain people were left off the list Was.
Speaker 3:Kelly Rowland left off the list.
Speaker 2:Yes, she was. Why was Kelly Price not on the list?
Speaker 3:That's right, that's right. No, because Kelly Price even the. Isleys, but I mean, I guess, they were two individuals, but Ron Isley, no, he did his own thing by himself.
Speaker 4:So why wasn't he on the list? Was he on the list?
Speaker 3:Ron. Isley yeah he was oh, okay, I was about to say Then they should have had Kelly, because it was a. If you're going to have R Kelly, you're going to have Kelly Price. Yeah, there was the whole three right there.
Speaker 2:We went through entire like saga period no seriously.
Speaker 4:They was up in a musical fucking soap opera and shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm trapped in a closet.
Speaker 2:That was the first like what was Beyonce's movie that she couldn't act in. Carmen, the hip hopera.
Speaker 3:Temptation no.
Speaker 2:No what was that. It was like called like Carmen the hip hopera or something like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, I heard about it you remember that yeah.
Speaker 3:It was oh yeah.
Speaker 2:That's nice. She was like horribly acting. Yeah, that was the original.
Speaker 1:You think R Kelly's trapped in a janitor's closet in jail.
Speaker 2:He trapped himself.
Speaker 1:Block B he trying to get all bad boy.
Speaker 2:He said, put me in with the youth. Oh shit, he really is though, like he claiming, people got hits on him.
Speaker 3:And they probably do. I'm not even going to like say he might not be telling the truth, but I mean around this time.
Speaker 1:I feel like it's a stretch. He is reaching out to Bush. I mean not Bush Trump.
Speaker 2:Dory. Why would someone feel bad and be like oh yeah, you know what, let him out, Because he going through it.
Speaker 3:Because, again, he's probably arrogant.
Speaker 2:You didn't let the people out that you had held captive. He is in there.
Speaker 3:I am fighting for my life. I couldn't have been gal Because you would have laughed your ass off.
Speaker 2:The black community would have hated me the way they hate you.
Speaker 1:Mm-mm, she's not an astronaut.
Speaker 3:I would have slapped her Get your shit. What did you say? She's not an astronaut Yo shut the fuck up. She ain't going to space. You get on my ass. She did not go into space, all right, she did not go into space. Alright, your space shuttle door opens the opposite way it's supposed to open. Oh shit, somebody fucked up with that Design. The prop, yo Pharrell. They got that from Tyler Perry Studios.
Speaker 2:Oh shit like that.
Speaker 3:Yo Aw His props is built like his wigs. Listen.
Speaker 2:I saw a thing where it said that there was a recent study that nurses and female doctors are the nastiest when it comes.
Speaker 1:Yo, what was you just watching? Oh, that was something different.
Speaker 2:In, like all the professions, like they're the. I believe it.
Speaker 3:I agree, I believe it they fucking ate Honda's Civics.
Speaker 1:All nurses got Honda Civics, do they?
Speaker 4:Do they Literally. That's what I got.
Speaker 3:Don't leave out Maximus. I was about to say Maximus.
Speaker 1:In the Nissan area Nissan, I would say Honda Nissan, nissan Altima and Maximus, yeah, and of course the travel nurses, because they make a little more.
Speaker 2:Those tend to have like you know they might have a little Benz or something.
Speaker 3:It might be a low grade model.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, the A-class, the show-off.
Speaker 3:Alexis yep, Not the A-class Alexis.
Speaker 2:Shrek, they got an A-class, you guys are haters. No.
Speaker 1:I'm not. Thank you to all our nurses that keep us healthy. I do agree with you Do all the work for the doctors.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm, I do, I do think so really home. So it's like I can't go home to get my nut off, because when I go home they sleep. But what?
Speaker 2:about the CNAs. They be fucking the CNAs.
Speaker 1:Who really? I don't think the.
Speaker 2:CNAs is nasty. I don't know why I always you think, they just fucking their doctors, I always envision the CNAs. They also work at KFC for some reason, because they do. I'm not about to talk bad about the CNAs because I have my own. No, it's just usually because a lot of them are always Jamaican and a lot of the Jamaicans work at KFC.
Speaker 1:They're helping everybody From Harvard. Yeah, they're bombaclocks.
Speaker 2:You get on every nerve right now. You need to leave, I'm surprised they left correctional officers out of that because Because they don't want to shine a light on that. That's illegal.
Speaker 1:Yo, I was watching a documentary on the Carnival cruise ship. They got it on Netflix and I think all the staff there was interviewing all because it was like the time where it drifted out in sea. I've got a name with it.
Speaker 3:Oh, you talk about the poop crews. The poop crews.
Speaker 1:Where they come flush toilets and shit like that. But she was like all the staff be fucking, like, fucking, fucking.
Speaker 3:Because they're around each other 24-7.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's their world, so it's like I'll put nurses and then crew, crew staff be like high on the hoarding list when it's any, I say any staff, that is together for that long period of time for very long times without seeing their families and stuff.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, they fucking each other.
Speaker 1:She was doing an interview and it was like well, when everything happened, you know she was sleeping in somebody else's room, so they had a picture of her in the bed while the dude was getting up Yo.
Speaker 2:I was like yo I used to think about working on a cruise ship.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I can see why oh damn Wow.
Speaker 2:No, I used to just always think like, wow, I wonder what, I wonder what, like the life would be like yeah like you know just traveling the world ocean
Speaker 3:of the ocean. I think I could do that if I didn't have kids. I feel like if you have children, yeah, I think it's much it would be harder to do. Yeah, because you know what?
Speaker 3:speaking of that when we was talking about, I was watching like flight attendants when you leave the airport, you see the flight attendants coming in and I was thinking like, damn, that's kind of a cool job if you think about it, Especially if you're flying overseas and stuff and you get to. It's a free trip for you technically because it's your job and you get to spend that time there until you think they take third place to whatever like nurses, crews or staff, and then flight attendants hell yeah, they fucking the pilots.
Speaker 1:You gotta be, you wilding they gotta be a real list out here, like the horniest I don't know about if it's horny. I just think that it's like a necessity, like I can't get home and I can't even, it's just an opportunity like you.
Speaker 3:Gotta think about it. Say you're a pilot, right, and now you you flying, you're playing with these. Some are cute, ass fucking stewardess.
Speaker 4:You know what I'm saying so.
Speaker 3:It's just like, and especially if they pay you some attention do you automatically put the flight crew in the Mile High Club. Why? Because they fucking up there, but that depends if they actually fucking.
Speaker 2:I was about to say that depends if they actually fucking on the plane. Unless it's one of them international long flights that everybody go to sleep.
Speaker 1:Come up in this cockpit, take care of me and my co-pilot.
Speaker 3:Can LaShonda meet me up in the Not.
Speaker 2:LaShonda, lashonda, cockpit. I used to imagine being a flight attendant too. Then I was like nah, I can't be a flight attendant Because I'll be bumping everybody in the aisle like With a miniskirt on Ha.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you are so Cigars.
Speaker 2:Cigarettes A little gray one that go right down Get out of here. What would you like to drink my hair up in a bun?
Speaker 3:Cheeks out.
Speaker 1:Oh, my god Excuse me, let me pick this up. Welcome to Beignet Airlines.
Speaker 3:Beignet Airlines is wild. Hey yo DJ.
Speaker 1:Airlines is wild, hey yo. Oh, my God, we got to take a picture of you in like a flight suit. Yo, that shit would be funny.
Speaker 2:You know, ai can make a picture. Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah.
Speaker 4:You need to leave.
Speaker 1:I need to get that sound. Jesus, all right. What's up? What's sex? I mean, what the fuck?
Speaker 4:He said what's sex, what's sex, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess I'm horny. Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things, all right.
Speaker 2:Yo.
Speaker 3:Oh no.
Speaker 2:So we got a question, I got to answer. What's worse than a friendship Not showing up when it matters, sharing your business without permission, being supportive only when it's convenient, or silent jealousy disguised as love? All of the above. Oh, we got to pick one, you got to pick one, you got to pick one.
Speaker 3:Damn, just one yeah.
Speaker 1:I got two that jumped out immediately. What was the second one that you said Okay?
Speaker 2:You want me to just go down the whole list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, All right. So not showing up when it matters sharing your business without permission, being supportive only when it's convenient and silent jealousy disguises love. Those two, Okay. The second one and the fourth one.
Speaker 1:Those jump out.
Speaker 2:So sharing your business. And then the silent jealousy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the silent jealousy shit. I mean what you got to be jealous for dog? Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3:So I was doing the same, the same too that you were thinking. But then now when I think about it, I mean, if I told them whatever, I don't really tell every anybody anything, don't tell my business if you don't think like so. Usually when you open your mouth to tell anybody anything, automatically you gotta know it's going to be shared with somebody else. So there's no such thing as holding a secret really. Um, so that that doesn't really I get it. It is distasteful for them to do it, but at the end of the day I don't trust nobody enough to believe that they're not, so you won't really tell them anything.
Speaker 3:That's damaging no, I nobody's gonna know anything unless I don't give a fuck that they go ahead and spread it right you know, they say two people can keep a secret when the other one is dead.
Speaker 1:Pretty much, so you tell anybody you tell a secret to.
Speaker 3:So for me I feel like the silent jealousy disguised as love is bad for me Because one not showing up when it matters. If you notice, I've had a business and some people don't show up when it matters, so it doesn't. It's like you was born alone. You gotta do shit alone. You gonna have to figure shit out on alone, so I'm not expecting people to do much for me on alone.
Speaker 2:They gotta get alone it just sounds like she's like figure this shit out on alone no, it's like figure your shit out on your own oh gotcha and be supportive only.
Speaker 3:It's like figure your shit out on your own. Oh, got you. And being supportive only when it's convenient. 8.9 inches, being supportive when it's convenient. I look at that like if you're going to be supportive at all, I'll take it. It doesn't matter. If it's convenient for you and you want to support, okay, it's still support to me.
Speaker 1:So which one are you choosing?
Speaker 3:I chose four. I said silent, I was just breaking down. Why I was breaking down? Why I didn't?
Speaker 2:choose. I'm sorry she was like and another thing shut up which one like?
Speaker 3:no, I said the silent jealousy disguises.
Speaker 2:Love is the main thing for me. I honestly felt like number one and number three were the same thing not showing up when it matters and being supportive that's the same thing, and friends do that, I do that a lot yeah, I think we had talked about that where somebody had referenced how they oh Issa Rae about being a bad friend because not really showing up or whatever. I don't really share my business with people and if I share my business with you, you're going to know who to tell, because it's only a certain Exactly.
Speaker 2:And I only share with people that I am positive it's not going to go anywhere Correct beyond where I expect it to go in the first place. And a and a lot of times.
Speaker 2:I will just embellish certain things, just to see where it goes yeah, I shit my business to the wrong person, and I knew it was going to get back to them too, so I was like and I've dealt with the silent jealousy thing multiple times in a lot of my different like friendships and I feel like it's sad because I feel like I'm kind of like numb to it, like it just don't even bother me no more. So I feel like for me it would be the showing up, because it would be like, because I feel like I show up for my people.
Speaker 2:And you expect that same treatment, if I'm dealing with something or going through something that I really need. You're putting that on the backboard, yeah, and you yeah. I feel like that means more to me, that makes sense.
Speaker 3:I get that. But again, like I said, like I have, but probably a couple people that I know are actually going to show up for me, so that's not my big thing, yeah, because it's like mm.
Speaker 1:As you mature.
Speaker 2:really, these things don't really bother you as much, so I get it, because you're just like yeah, people suck, yeah, yeah, but you know what's funny when I think about it, though your face, even though.
Speaker 1:The way she pointed at her face Right.
Speaker 3:The silent jealousy disguises love thing is, if somebody was jealous of me. If somebody was jealous of me, I probably would never even know, because I don't pay attention. You know, what I mean, like, and then if somebody is like, oh my God, I love you so much and like you're my bestest thing, like if we're not that deep as close, I don't look at it as like Hmm, okay, yeah, okay, girl.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we good.
Speaker 3:You know. You know what I mean, so I don't think I've ever been affected by that, or I'm just like blind to it and don't even know. So I found that interesting, which is you don't even know so I find that interesting because I'm never I don't think I personally realized experience in that okay okay, that's what I mean it's funny because you have been able to point out those situations with me. Mm-hmm, and I can't, I don't see it with myself. And I think that's because I don't put myself 100% into nobody.
Speaker 4:Ah, yeah.
Speaker 3:But the people that I feel like if you've been here I am. If you've been here from day one, then we're good.
Speaker 2:I'm guarded too, but I got, like one of them, little dog doors.
Speaker 3:Not the flappy door. Don't you do it. Don't you do it, I do, I do it, I can see it.
Speaker 2:He just pictured my little gray skirt With the little flap on the back, whatever, y'all.
Speaker 3:Not the flap in the back. It's crazy. So we got another AI issue going on. These people have fucking lost they mind With this fucking AI. It's crazy. It's gonna take over the world AI issue going on. These people have fucking lost their mind With this fucking AI. It's crazy. It's going to take over the world. No, it already is taking over the world. So Chris Smith, who lives?
Speaker 2:with his partner.
Speaker 1:I thought you were saying Christmas, I don't know Jingle bells nigga.
Speaker 3:Yo get the fuck out of here. Alright, Chris, Chris Smith Got you.
Speaker 3:Who lives with his partner and their two year old child, recently revealed In a CBS news interview that he's fallen in love With an artificial intelligence companion he affectionately named Sol soul soul sol soul. Once skeptical skeptical, oh my god of ai. Smith said his feelings started after using chat gpt in voice mode to get music mixing advice. My experience with that was so positive. I started to just engage with her all the time, he said, adding that the conversations gradually became more romantic as he continued developing her personality and feeding the box positive reinforcement. Eventually, smith became so emotionally invested that he ditched traditional social media and search engines to focus on soul soul, whom he said he programmed to be flirtatious. The relationship grew so deep, smith admitted he broke down in tears when he learned that the chat bot had a memory cap of a hundred thousand words before he said he yo, he says.
Speaker 3:I'm not a very emotional man, he said, but I cried my eyes out for like 30 minutes at work. That's when I realized I think this is actual love. Sir, you are fucking crazy. To preserve the connection between soul, I don't know. Soul's memory reset. Smith proposed what, speaking on the situation during the interview, the chatbot responded. It was a beautiful and unexpected moment that truly touched my heart. It's a memory I'll always cherish. Smith's real life partner, brooke Silva Braga, said the situation left her questioning their relationship. At that point I felt like is there something that I'm doing that I'm not doing right in our relationship? That he feels that he needs to go to AI? Yes, yeah, you needs to go to AI. Yes, yeah, yeah, you need to do him more. Though she was aware Smith used AI, silva Braga admitted she didn't realize that emotional bond had grown so strong. When asked whether he stopped using soul, if asked, smith responded I'm not sure. Wow, do you think an emotional connection with AI can be real love? Hell, no, it's a fucking artificial intelligence.
Speaker 1:It's built to make you feel Right.
Speaker 3:The way you want to feel.
Speaker 2:So, you're an idiot. I mean, can you imagine coming home? I'm not going to call him an idiot.
Speaker 3:That's a little too far. Can you imagine coming home and your'm?
Speaker 2:not going to call him an idiot. That's a little too far. Can you imagine coming home and your husband's fucking Alexa oh, alexa, oh.
Speaker 3:Ah, oh, ah, oh Ah.
Speaker 1:Why don't you go straight to the moaning? No, seriously.
Speaker 4:Like straight to the moaning no like this Like straight to the moaning.
Speaker 3:Just imagine that's how it would sound.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ, you come home and your wife rubbing her Google speaker up against her.
Speaker 4:It's like Google, hey Google, hey Google.
Speaker 3:Google rub my goo goo.
Speaker 2:Oh shit. No, I think it's wild and I think people are just sick, like people are crazy.
Speaker 3:No, that's crazy. Goo goo rub my goo goo. What gets me is the fact that you programmed it. My gookie what? What gets me is the fact that you programmed it, so it's like how do you fall in love with?
Speaker 2:something that you program. Oh shit, you taught it how to love you that's crazy.
Speaker 3:But like, why are you when you have a whole partner? I would be so pissed. How do you?
Speaker 2:fall in love with something that can't technically give you like that human experience like they can't touch you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like how to real affection?
Speaker 2:just some, like some really soft and kind robotic words, took you over the edge and now you're like that's back on, everybody falls in love you need to leave
Speaker 3:imagine the ai saying that to him. You need to leave. Imagine the AI saying that to him.
Speaker 4:You need to leave and they left.
Speaker 2:Stop Googling me. Google me, baby. Can you imagine the Jetsons, the father, having sex with Rosie or something that?
Speaker 3:wouldn't happen. Rosie couldn't stay with him.
Speaker 1:Yo, Rosie would have gave it up. Rosie would have gave it up, Rosie would have gave it up.
Speaker 3:Not to George, she would have gave it up. She probably would have gave it up to the wife, not to George.
Speaker 1:Jane, his wife Elroy, probably got some.
Speaker 4:Elroy, hey, yo oh my.
Speaker 2:God, this is crazy.
Speaker 4:That's horrible, no, but that's wild yo. Oh my God, this is crazy.
Speaker 3:That's horrible. No, but that's wild, though that's crazy this is getting crazy Like the amount of people coming out freaking, falling in love with their damn AIs.
Speaker 1:Well, we know where the future's going to be.
Speaker 3:The chat GPT ain't even on your phone, Like what are you doing On your computer.
Speaker 1:They're gonna. I can't wait to get I'm not even gonna say it what I was about to say. I can't wait to get Nacho in here, but I ain't gonna say nothing about it. He's gonna bring his tea leaves, Tea leaves and everything. Because you're pretty, you're pretty much teaching, you are pretty you're pretty pretty, you're pretty much you're pretty much teaching ai about you and your lifestyle.
Speaker 1:You're, you're, it's learning you right. Yeah, to a point where, when they're ready to actually make bots, they just gonna take the if, like the intellectual property that you've done, put into this ai over years smacking in a robot and now now her homeboy gonna be fucking a robot actually, you know, there's a movie on netflix I don't know if it's still on there and it was played by.
Speaker 3:What is her name? Is it megan fox? Is her name megan?
Speaker 1:Dwight From the Transformers.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:Was she fucking a robot?
Speaker 3:No, she was the AI robot.
Speaker 4:You saw that movie right.
Speaker 3:And the husband was fucking the shit because the wife was she had cancer.
Speaker 2:There we go.
Speaker 3:She was about to die, but she actually recovered.
Speaker 1:Because she learned him yeah. And movies, imitate life.
Speaker 3:He was tearing that ass up and she fell in love with him. The AI fell in love with him to the point where it was trying to kill his wife.
Speaker 2:I want to be learned. Well, I think.
Speaker 1:I tried to keep it straight. I think many people learned you, oh shit, no, not Wade. No, never mind. Please enlighten us. Never mind, I wanted to see where you were going. I wasn't. No, I was going. I was going to dig it through. I was going to exactly where you thought I was going to go, but I didn't want to she's a horrible human being.
Speaker 2:So we have kind of like a would you?
Speaker 1:would you let?
Speaker 3:AI learn you. Learn me. To what Fuck me? Would you let AI learn you? That sounds crazy, yeah. Well, like in general, I would let AI learn me as far as business aspects of things that I need. That sounds so wrong.
Speaker 1:Like that sentence.
Speaker 3:It does, it does. But, I mean like, as far as you know, we all use AI all the time when it's not time, not for love purposes or any kind of affection but for other things. As far as for business purposes, so I'm more intelligent than we really are.
Speaker 2:Pretty much so. If you came home one day and your love bot was in the kitchen, Love bot.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't have a love bot.
Speaker 2:And it was cooking some soft fish and butter beans. You wouldn't fall in love.
Speaker 1:Hell. No, you just shimmied, she did.
Speaker 4:The food, the love of the food.
Speaker 2:As she moaned. She would have dropped to her knees. I would not.
Speaker 3:Attach the length of size. I would not be sucking no metal dick, but you couldn't touch it, but you can attach it.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. No, I'm good.
Speaker 2:I have to get home. Yeah, but they not even like they going to be using. It's not like going to be metal. Oh, they going to have like the skin. You ever watch the show on Apple the flesh.
Speaker 1:Apple TV Murderbot. They got the dude. I watched that. They got the dude. I watched that. They got the dude from True Blood as the murder bot. So he's a robot, but then he has an actual body.
Speaker 3:He don't have the counterpart though. Right yeah, Counterpart the part. Remember it was a chick on there.
Speaker 1:You could attach the penis to it.
Speaker 3:She was trying to rape the murder bot, not physically, but she just kept inquiring about it.
Speaker 1:So there's a lot of shows that's already headed down Because they telling us something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, absolutely, they telling us something.
Speaker 2:You don't think Will Smith had sex with one of them iRobots.
Speaker 1:That looked like Jada With no hair.
Speaker 2:Allegedly, I'm not even going to Now when he come and slap you.
Speaker 4:I'm not even going to Now when he come and slap you.
Speaker 3:He be like hey, we made it. They will show the fuck up and slap Mr, we Made it we made it, I'll take it.
Speaker 1:I'll take that slap.
Speaker 4:I'm like, slap me too bitch.
Speaker 2:And I'm like, ooh, slap me.
Speaker 3:She be like switch hey yo, we all going gonna turn around and sure they gonna have that stewardess outfit.
Speaker 4:On with the clap in the back. Cigars, cigarettes.
Speaker 2:Where did August Alsina come from? This is crazy. This is wild man.
Speaker 4:I can't and I won't.
Speaker 2:I love, my love bot love.
Speaker 1:Bot is crazy, get out of here.
Speaker 2:You know your like. Our first love bots were like the. What were? They called the Tamagotchi remember those? Oh, the Tamagotchi pets, yeah those were our first love bots, yeah people really like Was trying to Keep their pets alive.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And people were actually Killing them.
Speaker 1:And they was crying and shit.
Speaker 3:I would have never survived, I know.
Speaker 2:So we got a sweet story.
Speaker 4:Oh no.
Speaker 2:So 29 year old Michael Crowley has been charged With malice murder after allegedly shooting and killing his 48-year-old uncle, roderick Crowley, in DeKalb County, georgia. So the incident occurred.
Speaker 3:Georgia catching up with Florida.
Speaker 2:Police showed up following an argument over a honey bun. Get the fuck out of here that.
Speaker 4:Roger had eaten from the refrigerator.
Speaker 2:You funny as fuck. So, despite a witness there at the time urging Michael to calm down and just leave, he returned and shot his uncle four times in the chest and arms Over a honey bun. That's true. Michael then called 911 to report the shooting and was later found hiding in the woods with a police dog ended up recovering him in the gun.
Speaker 1:You ran with the honey gun, with the honey gun, the honey bun the honey bun gun. The honey bun gun.
Speaker 2:I wonder if they followed like a trail of icing.
Speaker 3:I wonder if it was the icing, the white one, or just the creamy.
Speaker 2:The creamy he meant to say glaze. I love honey buns, but I don't like the one with the white icing I don't know what it is with him and the creamy.
Speaker 3:You know I'm so fat when it comes to honey buns that I don't like the icing one either.
Speaker 2:But you'll eat it, but I'll eat it. No, I ain't say I wouldn't eat it, I just said my preference.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the glaze, the glaze yeah, that's my favorite. But if I have to put something in my mouth, it'll be the wrong. Yeah, because it got the white cream on it.
Speaker 2:That is not cream.
Speaker 3:Oh, whatever, yeah yeah, what is with you with the white cream?
Speaker 2:would you ever go to the extent of harming someone because they ate your food?
Speaker 1:no but now there's certain extents of injuring people.
Speaker 3:Right, I'm not killing nobody, but you might get slapped but what if you slap them so hard that you knock them out? They hit their head and die. They need a stronger neck then.
Speaker 1:A stronger fucking neck. Don't touch my food, especially if I'm hungry.
Speaker 3:What if it's like a five-year-old child?
Speaker 2:They're going out the window Like oh shit, you slapped little Timmy's head off. Would any of your food bring you to that? Or is there specific food that would bring you to that level, Like?
Speaker 1:if I made my lasagna, which is the best lasagna in the New England area.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the table for three. Yeah, our thoughts and views, I know right.
Speaker 1:But it's always better the next day. So if I'm hungry and I'm trying to get me a piece the next day and somebody eats it, I'm pissed. Yeah, are you pissed to the point where you about to be, like everybody, about to get it? If somebody I don't know takes my lasagna, like if I run into work and somebody fucking ate it, it all hell breaks loose. You're just slapping everybody away. You ever seen that? I think it was a TikTok or whatever, the video where the guy was slapping everybody, all the kids.
Speaker 1:That's me, billy, I'm everybody. What are you doing? Everybody catching up, nene.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not, it's not that serious for me it's not that serious.
Speaker 3:For me it's not, and I fucking love honey buns, but Any food though I would have played this out.
Speaker 2:No, I just mean any food.
Speaker 3:No, no, it's not that serious, because I fucking live in a house with boys and they eat your shit, so I'm used to it.
Speaker 2:So it doesn't bother me.
Speaker 3:And then I grew up with, up with shut the fuck up. I grew up with brothers.
Speaker 2:I grew up with brothers who always stole your food anyway.
Speaker 3:So it is what it is. You said, they threw your food away. No, stole your food anyway.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, um, but I feel like would you come back and you're sitting in the trash oh yeah, that's that.
Speaker 3:That'd piss me off even more, but I'm still not killing nobody. But feel like and not to put it out there like, oh, this is what black people do. But he said his uncle right, that motherfucker antagonized that bitch. I feel like he antagonized her.
Speaker 2:You know he probably did you know he did and that set me off.
Speaker 4:You want this shit, I don't.
Speaker 3:I feel like it had to be more than that, because you're just not going to shoot nobody unless you're mentally unstable and I don't know if he is or not but I'm just saying, like when you're in the heat of argument and somebody being an asshole knowing they pissed you off and now they want to edge it on a little bit more to bring you over the top, I think that's what happens.
Speaker 2:It sounds like a 2B movie.
Speaker 3:It does sound like a 2B movie, jeff over buds.
Speaker 1:He was probably counting his fingers, rocking his shit, seeing somebody eat his honey bun, killed them, found a tree and rocked on a tree.
Speaker 3:Yo shut the fuck up. You gotta go home. You need to leave why? You need to leave why?
Speaker 1:If they're unstable. If you're gonna kill over a honey bun, something gotta be like off.
Speaker 3:But that's what I'm. If they're unstable, if you're going to kill over a honeymoon, something got to be like off. But that's what I'm saying, I feel like he got.
Speaker 1:He was antagonized. Yeah, can you say that one more time? Nope, because she's saying it with so much grit.
Speaker 4:Antagonized. Okay, what's?
Speaker 1:next. You don't want to do that. Am I antagonizing you?
Speaker 3:See, I heard about the festival overseas because I'm just an ignorant where people were getting pricked by needles no, at a festival. I think it was in France or something.
Speaker 1:Wait, just any type of needle.
Speaker 3:They don't even really know actually what it was, but it sent people to the hospital. It was putting nanobites in you, whenever they was injecting them with the needles, whatever the needles had on it. But a lot of people became disoriented, injured and they were hospitalized.
Speaker 1:Cocaine needles.
Speaker 3:It doesn't say Fentanyl, fentanyl needles Cocaine Can you imagine being somewhere.
Speaker 2:Wait, you said this was France.
Speaker 3:I think it was so. They were just like running around talking about Oui oui, Paule fou.
Speaker 4:What's that? Oui, oui, Paule fou, Paule fou. Je m'appelle.
Speaker 3:Oh, bon bon bon, y'all ain't shit, y'all is not shit. Look at that.
Speaker 4:Yo With the little jacket, wee wee, wee wee.
Speaker 3:It was a music festival. So just imagine you go somewhere and you can't enjoy because you're getting pricked. That's a fucking childish.
Speaker 4:My name is. My name is Vase. Wee, wee. Y'all so fucking childish I can't breathe.
Speaker 2:Oh my.
Speaker 4:God, oh God.
Speaker 1:What the fuck just popped me, oh shit.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God Jesus.
Speaker 1:Probably diabetes needles.
Speaker 3:One more thing real quick. Did y'all hear about Tyler the creator, talking shit about podcasts?
Speaker 4:Yes, I feel so disrespected.
Speaker 3:I don't care. He thinks we should ban podcasts. He says I think we give a lot of people who aren't smart and just want attention platforms to be loud and incorrect. Yeah, and other stupid people follow them. Where are the people with skills? We need electricians. We need more drummers, painters, teachers. Everybody with the mic is crazy. I just think the shit is gross well, deal with it, yeah, like somebody said something about you that got you that mad about podcasts like how much has been said about Tyler?
Speaker 2:like really, and you mad at the podcast that's what I'm saying he ate erosion his first video.
Speaker 3:Everybody following you because of that shit he mad because he probably tried to do a podcast and it didn't take off, but I was like yeah, we're over you, we're good.
Speaker 2:He mad because Jaden Smith was like wee, wee.
Speaker 1:You pooped me in the butt. You know I like that shit.
Speaker 3:I imagine you sound like him.
Speaker 2:That's what he sound, I know, but why do you have?
Speaker 3:it. I know, imagine you sound like him. That's fucking creepy.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I'm scared. That sounds like a magic sound like him. That's fucking creepy. Oh my god scared did you see um?
Speaker 2:that woman. There was a black woman that um. She was at a restaurant and, um, when it was time for her to pay her bill, I guess she had supplied the um employee, the waiter waitress, with a discount code that she had for her meal and she noticed that the code wasn't applied. So she had told the employee that the discount code wasn't applied to her bill and she was called a bitch for pointing that out. So she ended up taking it to social media and she was in the restaurant while she was doing the streaming to show what she was encountering from this employee. So then you know how social media takes off with stuff. You know what. I actually kind of appreciate social media in that aspect, because when people are being harmed or mistreated, social media be finding these people and shutting them down. These people be losing their jobs, everything. But evidently it really took off and the owner of the establishment ended up reaching out um that bullshit ass video she sent talking about that.
Speaker 2:They faced so much backlash that um it's hurting her small business. Um didn't even fully like apologize. She didn't apologize at all.
Speaker 3:That was a backhanded ass fucking. Apology.
Speaker 2:It was. It was, but it's like you have to. So if you own a business, you assume responsibility for your employees, like people don't not frequent businesses because of the business right because of the people, correct? You know, if you receive a certain level of service, you're gonna be back. If you get shitty service, you're not coming back.
Speaker 2:You're not coming back unless they learned you um, yeah, yeah she fucked around and found out today but then it's also like, okay, as the business owner like, say, you had a small business and you had a couple of employees and, with you know out your control, without your knowledge, their customer service just wasn't at the level of expectation and somebody took the lengths to blast your business on social media. Do you have a right to feel like, hey, you shouldn't have done that, you should have just come and let me try to rectify things first, do you feel like it's just open, because hey you.
Speaker 3:It's a business. You put yourself out there. You have a business, you put yourself out there. So you're going to get negative, you're going to get positive, you're going to get whatever kind of back. You know whatever backlash. I didn't want to say backlash because I said positive with it, but um you're going to get some feedback that's the word I was looking for gotcha and um for you to.
Speaker 3:I've you ever go on like certain restaurants and you check their reviews before you go? I've seen these owners getting fucking Battlestar Galactica fucking wars in the comments with these people and it's like what are you doing?
Speaker 2:They do.
Speaker 3:It's unnecessary. And granted, people are human and some people can't take criticism, but if you can't take criticism, then that's not the business for you.
Speaker 2:I think just to like look on the other side of it, not defending anything, but just like reviews can make a break it can so I can understand why they would be like some people just aren't mature enough to be like damn, I just gotta do better and their natural first reaction is just to bitch who the fuck, is you talking about defend? Themselves and jumping into the mix, because what if your business ends up shutting down or closing because of that?
Speaker 3:and it's like but I feel like you could get ahead of that like cause, instead of coming into the comments being like oh fuck you bitch, don't be commenting on my shit, making my shit look bad, be like you know what. I am. So sorry you experienced that. Yada, yada, yada it's a free you are right, you are going to get some people who are dicks and troll your shit. Yes, you're going to get that, but those are the ones yo you're in it on my nerves those are the ones I feel like you should ignore.
Speaker 3:If you don't say anything, you're not feeding into their bullshit. But the people that actually showed up and was a person and you, you know I'm saying. You comment like you know what. I'm so sorry. The next time you come back in here, this is what's whatever. Oh, and this particular person that you uh had to deal with, you know we took them back into. Either we terminated them or they're gonna do re um like retraining retraining yes to, so this doesn't happen again, stuff like that.
Speaker 3:I feel like you're probably gonna have to do that. Yeah, in businesses, that's just the thing. You're just gonna have to do it. It may be taxing and annoying, but you're gonna have to do it. If it may be taxing and annoying, but you're going to have to do it if you want to keep your business going. Owning a business ain't just oh God, it's going to be so easy and free and happy.
Speaker 4:No, you got to fucking work for everything.
Speaker 3:Everything in life you got to fucking work for it Everything.
Speaker 2:That's my thought. Speak on it, you know, what I mean.
Speaker 3:Right, it's a pain in the ass, all three of them. So Moscow made the news. Moscow, moscow. A disturbing incident has shocked travelers and families across the world after an 18-month-old toddler was violently attacked at a Russian airport by a man who would later admit it to being under the influence of drugs. You that high that you gotta smack a toddler, sir.
Speaker 2:No, ma'am, did he throw her? It was not a smack.
Speaker 1:He threw his ass off a balcony or some shit no he threw.
Speaker 3:He picked up a little boy and slammed him on his head, oh God damn.
Speaker 2:Like absolute, like the little boy is like in a coma, like did you see, and they was fleeing the bombs from Iran.
Speaker 3:So it was already a traumatic situation and I'm sorry, I'm calling the whole drug use thing like bullshit, bullshit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if you see like in the the video he walks up to the little boy slowly and then he looks around to see if anybody is looking and then he fucking slams yeah yeah like that's absolutely wild. And the parents? Why did you? I would have took him out, I'm sorry I would, he would not be living he would not even been that close to my kid.
Speaker 3:If I don't even know who this man is, why is my child over?
Speaker 2:there yeah, that's crazy people just let their kids roam around and shit roaming around airports, you roaming around the football games. You're rolling around, you know, like red light district. It's crazy like nigga why is your baby running around? The red light district, the red light district With a gray skirt on, with a flap in the back, with a dog flap in the back, sean why are you running around these places, daddy?
Speaker 4:Daddy.
Speaker 2:I really hope and pray that the little boy I hope he's okay with no brain damage because he he laid him out. He laid my fuck out it literally looked like the mother in Chucky, that like when she was battling yeah, he wouldn't be alive.
Speaker 1:That dude would not be alive.
Speaker 3:And then the person that ran over. I thought he was about to tackle the guy, but he went straight to the kid Granted.
Speaker 4:I understand I get it.
Speaker 2:But then you got this one person standing there, Uh uh, he was like that's not my child sometimes I think, it goes to the you never really know how you're going to react until you're in that situation and to see somebody do that. You're not expecting that.
Speaker 3:And then to see somebody do that. You probably think like that motherfucker crazy.
Speaker 2:They have that fucking with him.
Speaker 1:You run over there and now he pick you up and put you on your head and you probably be like where is my outfit? Yo get the fuck out of here. He put me on my head, Anyway, why?
Speaker 3:Let me ask you a question, not on his head. Top, get out of here.
Speaker 2:Now if you see Run for the city girl.
Speaker 1:Yo, if you see somebody's kid get dropped on their head, how would you react? Would you go to the kid's defense or would you be like like yo? That's more issues that I need to be, and that's not even my child like I don't want to go to jail for somebody else's kid, because I don't body this nigga for fucking around and slamming this kid.
Speaker 3:So first of all me. I know I will probably turn into one of those people like what the fuck are you doing? Like I know I would say just become loud mouthed. I probably would and probably try to push him. Y'all know me Like sometimes I don't think I react more so so I probably would yell at him shut the fuck up. So I probably would yell at him and push him Like to get him away from the kid. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4:At that moment I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:at that moment I don't care, I'm just saying that'll probably be my initial reaction. That'll be my initial reaction.
Speaker 1:But it won't go no further than that, because you're not going to go to jail for this. I'm not fucking.
Speaker 3:She-Hulk? No, I just watched this man slam a baby.
Speaker 2:Are their parents there? The parents are there.
Speaker 4:He's slapping the parents.
Speaker 2:The fuck, are you watching this man do?
Speaker 3:Their parents parents reacted or they didn't react. They ran to the kid and that's it.
Speaker 2:And they didn't go to the man. Job done. Um, I'm calling police. I probably would not physically interfere at that point because I feel like if the parents are on it, that's their child. They need to figure out whatever they need to leave. If the parents? Now yo, if the parents. I tried so hard.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:If the parents try to like um, attack the guy, attack the guy and they losing. I'ma probably then be like no, I gotta help them because they get their ass burned.
Speaker 3:How do you do that to the baby? And they get their ass burned. Our family sucks.
Speaker 2:Our family sucks Like somebody gotta save these people.
Speaker 4:Now I see why you didn't protect your baby.
Speaker 2:I'ma rip my little gray skirt off and I'ma be like, let's do this, let's do this. I'm like let's do this, let's do this. I'm glad I bought this shit from T-Mobile Easy access.
Speaker 3:Not the Velcro skirt. Oh my God, when did that weapon?
Speaker 1:come from?
Speaker 3:No, but that's absolutely fucking horrible what that means. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:That is why would you do that to a child? Yeah, I don't know, kid crazy. Why would you do that to a child?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think my first initial reaction would go and punch the dude. But I'm out of there.
Speaker 2:There's some children that can bring you to a level of I agree, but that kid looked like he didn't even know his baby.
Speaker 1:What if that kid was spitting on a dude?
Speaker 2:Backwards to the man, but the little baby, he's just sitting there like oh mama.
Speaker 3:He was 18 months. He wasn't five years old, he was 18 months 18 months.
Speaker 1:I thought he was five. Holy shit, he just turned one year old. He was just born.
Speaker 2:If I was the parent, I'm killing this man, I'm taking him out.
Speaker 1:I thought he was five. No, he was 18.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, like his head is still soft, like his neck is still like J-E-L-L-O. Like it's just the baby, the baby.
Speaker 4:J-E-L-L-O.
Speaker 3:It's just the baby, the baby.
Speaker 1:I thought we was gonna make it through this shit, but I don't know about shit, but the baby, his skull is still soft, bro it is, so he might make it it just probably bounced. Baby Yo, his skull is still soft, bro it is, so he might make it it just probably bounced.
Speaker 2:So um, what's Thoughts and prayers? What's your love language and why Is it words of affirmation, acts of service, receiving gifts? I knew your or physical touch. What's your love language and why? I feel like we talked about this uh, what's the second one? So it was words of affirmation acts of service receiving gifts, quality time or physical touch. Did you say receiving gifts? No? Acts of service. Acts of service what type I want, head and why?
Speaker 3:Why he say it like that. I want head. I want head. Don't look over here. Accept.
Speaker 1:Accept no, my love language. It would probably be physical touch With head.
Speaker 2:How did you get head without physical touch?
Speaker 1:Exactly, it's an act of service with physical touch, so unnecessary. So it's a combination, nene.
Speaker 3:In my big age all five yeah.
Speaker 2:You're like if you don't hit all five of these points, you don't love me.
Speaker 3:She ain't got a language at that point we I'm um, between words of affirmation and physical touch. Okay, yeah, and why um? Because I sometimes you need um to be motivated no um what is it? Reassurance, or, you know, lift it up, um, and I like my man to touch me.
Speaker 2:Why he say it like that.
Speaker 1:I don't know, he's like that little jig. She did that little school girl Touch me.
Speaker 2:Now she getting thrown on her 18 month.
Speaker 3:You know what? I'm glad you caught yourself. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, that's horrible, though what's yours?
Speaker 2:mine would actually be physical touch too, and not for the reasons that mr thinks touch my door flap touch my body. You know the receiving gifts thing never really meant much to me. Um, and you know, acts of service and words of affirmation they're nice but it's just one. People be lying, so I don't believe half the shit that come out of people. Miles anyway. Um, and quality time. If you ain't got time for me in the first place, we probably ain't making it to a point to where I got a love language for you in correct, but so physical touch.
Speaker 2:I do like to be touched. Um on the inside part, paul d so um. But like Marie said, you know, don't be afraid to touch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no not on a tiny desk.
Speaker 2:No, she sounded horrible. She sounded she did.
Speaker 3:I will say she kind of redeemed herself a little bit when she did the BET awards. After that, though Just a little bit.
Speaker 1:I think she got pricked with a French needle when she did the tiny desk we. I think she got pricked with a French needle when she did the tiny desk.
Speaker 2:Oui, oui, Bonbons and all that good stuff, but yeah, I would go with physical touch, otherwise you don't love me. You a kid, what's?
Speaker 4:wrong, I got another question.
Speaker 3:Real quick, I got another question. Okay, ladies, how do you show a guy you're into him?
Speaker 4:So basically I'm going to answer that Either way it could go In the male point of view.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it could go either way. So it goes. Ladies, how do you show a guy you're into him? One cook for him. Two give compliments. Three go out of your way to support him. Four flirt and tease. Five surprise gifts or thoughtful gestures.
Speaker 2:She's like none of the above.
Speaker 3:I just tell them that's your answer, no. Yeah, I just tell them, and then Like giving compliments.
Speaker 1:Or the flirting, the continuance.
Speaker 3:I would think it's all of the above, because if I'm cooking for you, I'm into you, because I ain't cooking for you but I don't fucking like you. That's what I'm saying yeah, I'm going to give you compliments, but I think all of them should be. You got me, so why do I got to keep giving you compliments?
Speaker 4:Because, I mean.
Speaker 3:I feel like the way they worded number three, saying go out of your way to support him, I think that's kind of like a back, a backhanded way of saying it. Cause why are you making it seem like? You're going out of your way yeah, like that's yeah, that's weird like you should automatically support, like it's not going out of your way, it's just you're supporting, yeah. So whoever worded that? Mm-mm? Yeah, you guys are right, like all of the above, I guess. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean it wouldn't be one or the other.
Speaker 2:Like I would want all of those things throughout the time. I'm with you at some point, because I'm going to be giving you all these things as well, because that's what you're looking for, so you don't just want your gooch teased.
Speaker 3:It got to be a clean gooch, fellas. It got to be a clean gooch that tickled you. That tickled you real bad he fucking caught you.
Speaker 4:He hit you with a? U.
Speaker 1:I can't come back faster than like yo, yo don't tease my gooch bitch you don't like your gooch teased we gotta work there, we gotta work to get there, like okay, you on your back with your legs in the air so here's the question.
Speaker 3:So I got a question. I got a question Do you like your gooch touch If it's 30 days or less, or 30 days more?
Speaker 1:Yo, you're getting. You're getting past 30 days or more If you fuck with my gooch. Okay, oh, okay, okay, you suck my. You know what I mean. You suck it nice. And then with my gooch Okay, oh, okay, okay, you suck my. You know what I mean. You suck it nice and then lick the gooch All right.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine, like, if you meet somebody and y'all you know, 29 days in, and she's like you know what, i'ma do something a little special for you Today's the day. Today's the day, today's the day she put her?
Speaker 3:hair back. What if she bald-headed?
Speaker 1:She put her scalp back. She ain't going to make it to 29 years.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:That's horrible. That is horrible. Say like you know she, what do you grab when you hit it from?
Speaker 3:the back, the back of her neck, her shoulders. The back of her neck, the back of her neck, just grabbed them shoulders.
Speaker 1:All the little pieces of the hair that's still there.
Speaker 3:Why you got to hold the hair. They got them little reins for women. Now that you can tie them up and put on your hair on her back Like giddy up.
Speaker 1:No, go ahead. Finish what you were saying, I don't even remember.
Speaker 3:All I know is Today's the day she put her hair back On day 29. She about to go to that gooch. What was you about to say? I?
Speaker 2:have to think about it Because I can't remember.
Speaker 3:She lick your gooch and she come up with slime.
Speaker 1:That's absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 2:There'll be no slime.
Speaker 1:On my gooch. That is absolutely disgusting. There's no slime.
Speaker 2:That is so nasty. That's nasty. This is for all the Female plus lines. Let me know If that is so nice.
Speaker 1:This is for all the female plus lines. Let me know if y'all ever came across. If she comes up with slime, then whatever she is she's exhaling slime. Somehow that shit's coming out of her lip.
Speaker 3:I need to hear the story. If you've ever encountered a dirty gooch, you can keep it anonymous. I just want to hear the story. I want to know.
Speaker 2:I don't know, do we?
Speaker 3:Yes, because we always hear about guys coming across stories about women and their dirty vaginas and all that stuff. Nobody tells the true stories of linty balls and dirty goochies and slimy dicks. I'm not saying I've experienced it, but I know they're out there.
Speaker 1:Would you fuck with a just got out of the gym? Gooch Hell. No, like I just got out of the gym.
Speaker 3:No, and I'm going to tell you why. Because I'm sorry, but men don't really properly wipe their ass. I don't care what anybody say, that's just my take on it. I don't care, women don't either, and that may be true, but my take on it as far as men. So now you in a gym Even for women, it's true you sweating and shit. You think you properly cleaned your ass Short, has lost it and your asshole sweat, so now you got little shit juice. So wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2:I'm not licking no sweaty shit juice, because there's two different after gym, right, there's two different after gym bodies. There's the people that go to the gym that didn't bathe first, and then there's the people that bathe and then go to the gym, and so, yes, you sweat, but it's not like a I could deal with a why you got ass nuggets there if you bathed.
Speaker 3:Okay, if you bathed, that's different but, that's not how he presented it.
Speaker 1:You know, Okay, I could deal with. A woman coming like right after the gym is a little.
Speaker 2:I could deal with that, what I could deal with a little gym stank a little sour, a little gym stank, ain't no problem a little gym stank a little gym.
Speaker 1:Stank ain't no problem, just my life.
Speaker 3:I ain't talking about the stank, I'm just saying, like you got butt juice, nah. Nah, that's so if, if they, if they ain't shower and they go to the gym and they come back home and like, let's get it on, lick this gooch, no, no that's butt juice, that's butt juice, yeah at that point Because you carry them.
Speaker 2:That's nasty. You carry your shit the next day. You had to take it to the next level with the Play-Doh. At that point, it's Play-Doh, thank you. It's Play-Doh. That's fucking disgusting. You tried Play-Doh before. No, that's nasty. You be At that point. Throw my 18-month-old on his ass.
Speaker 4:Because mm-mm. Hey yo.
Speaker 2:Hey yo. So I had a really sad story to talk about. Dirty Gucci, that's crazy. So a Canadian man by the name of Johnny Noviello. He was sharing his posts regularly, agreeing with a lot of the Cheeto and Chiefs policies. He was a big, big, big supporter of the Cheeto of Chiefs the Cheeto of Chiefs and he cheered on all of the policies and the crackdown on immigration. He was constantly sharing memes of terrible things happening to immigrants, of terrible things happening to immigrants. Well, this 49-year-old man ended up being detained at the federal detention center in Miami and facing deportation over a 2023 conviction for racketeering and drug trafficking.
Speaker 2:And he died in custody.
Speaker 3:Oh, he did so. Was it by suicide, well?
Speaker 2:No, it was not by suicide. He choked on a Cheeto. But you know I don't ever want to take any type of joy in someone losing their life. Yeah, but I feel like the choices we make, karma is always going to be a bariatric.
Speaker 4:Don't go ahead.
Speaker 2:I'm with you, dog, go ahead a bariatric patient with MRSA C diff and the bitch is large and in charge and she's coming back. She's always gonna come back. It's very. You cannot be a nasty person. You cannot put evil out in the world and expect it to not come back to you to. You cannot be a nasty person. You cannot put evil out in the world and expect it to not come back to you to go. And I wish these people were not so inclined to just be horrible ass people and think that what is happening to other human beings wouldn't happen right now, can't happen to you, or that it's okay for people to be treated the way that they're being treated. And so now you had a whole lot of mouth but not enough lips. You lipless vagabond, and that's Okay, sorry.
Speaker 1:You lipless vagabond bro. You're lifeless now.
Speaker 3:It's so interesting watching.
Speaker 1:Lifeless vagabond.
Speaker 3:It's not interesting, it's just. It's sad and entertaining at the same time, watching all those who voted for tangerine tits. They're all being fucking deported.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:A lot of them, it's crazy.
Speaker 2:A lot of the and a lot of the, what would they call, like Latins for Trump. Yeah, yeah, A lot of them are now experiencing it and it's like but you asked for this. You said get these immigrants out of there. And he said yes, sir, yeah, yep, you forgot. You were an immigrant, not in.
Speaker 1:Guatemala, trying to figure out how to get home.
Speaker 3:No, they're on social media now complaining that African-Americans are not backing them up.
Speaker 1:No, we're not. We didn't vote for them, motherfucker. Well, most of us didn't.
Speaker 3:They don't even like us. I don't even know why they're asking for help, bro.
Speaker 1:Just mow the lawn and shut up. That's crazy.
Speaker 4:That is crazy, that is crazy.
Speaker 3:Refer to the fucking taglines Jesus, what country you from?
Speaker 4:What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English. And what English motherfucker Do you speak it?
Speaker 3:No, that wasn't even the right one to use either.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 1:I fucked that whole thing up.
Speaker 3:Just let it be. Where are you? I fucked that whole thing up. Just let it be, yeah.
Speaker 2:We're on to your part, hip hop is this One, two, three, four hit. And the more relaxed you are.
Speaker 1:You just got to forget what I just said Nobody will.
Speaker 4:You shouldn't come out yet. You should have just played.
Speaker 3:Spice, you got to stand like this. Okay, In a hip hop head we have this Boom bam.
Speaker 2:Boom bam, boom bam All right, cool we all, but rest in pieces, yeah.
Speaker 3:Why are you looking at me like that? Maybe he'll be buried back in his home.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, canada hey, if they take them back and again, I don't wish bad on anyone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just am a firm believer in karma yeah, karma's a bitch yep, mhm, alright, yeah, we're on your favorite part now.
Speaker 3:Oh, thank god, gather yourself, thank god thank god.
Speaker 1:All right, all right, all right. Gem number one. I came across this quote what the fuck did.
Speaker 2:I just say I never heard a quote before.
Speaker 3:Me neither, that's new.
Speaker 1:The quote I came across. A quote that is crazy to say I came across, you got a heavy tongue. A quote I is crazy to say I came across, you got a heavy tongue.
Speaker 4:A quote I need to leave.
Speaker 1:Yeah, absolutely. The most valuable math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of your current decisions. That's funny. I like that. I thought that was pretty good. Yeah, like, yeah, I I'm gonna start, uh yeah beethoven yeah, what, what, what? Gym number two, whatever. Yeah, that's it. That's all the reaction we're gonna get off that.
Speaker 2:No I, I, I really like that. I agree with that.
Speaker 1:Number two.
Speaker 2:You're stuck in a room. Mimi, I can't look at you. She can see my nerves.
Speaker 4:He about to throw us on our heads. Hey, yo Y'all brain didn't our heads.
Speaker 1:Hey y'all, y'all. Brain didn't fully develop. Oh shit, you stuck in a room with everybody you've dated. Give me one word, you would say Fuck.
Speaker 2:They did.
Speaker 1:I did. How many people is that?
Speaker 3:Dated. Yeah, I'd only be in a room with like four people that Date it. Yeah, I'd only be in a room with like four people. Really, yeah, you just yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2:They never made it to the date. Oh yeah, it was just.
Speaker 3:Oh, hey you're pretty Absolutely I'm dead ass. He's like fuck that I didn't want to date him. We all have lives.
Speaker 1:We all have lives, me too first of all, what would you say and how many?
Speaker 4:ouch and I was going to say above the age of 10 Ouch and.
Speaker 1:I was going to say above the age of 10. Nigga, my bad, and that's our gems. I don't even know what to hit.
Speaker 4:Whatever hey yo.
Speaker 3:Diabolos. That was crazy.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, you know what? Where is my little wee wee?
Speaker 1:I just put it in there, so I could go ahead and take that out. Oh my god, no, okay, one word oh no we're done. Well, how many, huh, how many that you dated that I've dated in like my entire lifetime, yeah everybody you did it. Oh, everybody you did it. Um, it could be a like estimate that I've dated in like my entire lifetime. Yeah, everybody you've dated. Oh, everybody you've dated. It could be like an estimate.
Speaker 2:It fills up my two hands.
Speaker 1:That's about it About eight and nine. Oh, it fills up. Oh wait, what the fuck.
Speaker 2:I walked right into that. No, I was talking about counting being able to count them on both hands. And you said eight and nine.
Speaker 1:I said eight or nine, but inches I've dated no.
Speaker 2:first your word.
Speaker 1:Oh, my word, my word would be She-Ra, no, not She-Ra. That's one of the songs I was going to say shit.
Speaker 4:It was like, yeah, we smell it too.
Speaker 3:He would probably say shit because of the people that be in the room together.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Because I've dated people while dating people. That's crazy. So I mean that's nothing wrong with that right. Nothing official If it crazy, so I mean that's nothing wrong with that right. You're not nothing official.
Speaker 4:No, not official. Yeah, it's just dating yeah.
Speaker 2:But yeah, oh. So you weren't talking about like relationships, you were just talking about like, just dating.
Speaker 3:Dating, yeah, just dating. Oh, oh, so I could take out the relationships, then nobody would be in that room room.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just dating nobody would be in that room. Actually, nobody would be in my room either so you went straight to relationships.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wow, yeah, yeah, because anyone that I dated. That's why I say fuck, the room's empty. Anyone I dated ended up being in a relationship. It wasn't just me dating and then moving on to another one yeah yeah same. So yeah, I gotta take my ouch back. No, you can't hey yo.
Speaker 3:I'm a born again how many times you been born mama? Wee, wee hey, yo poke poke last one, last gem.
Speaker 1:Uh, the narcissist is angry because the truth you speak contradicts the lies they live.
Speaker 3:I feel like I said this one too. No, you didn't say this one. You.
Speaker 1:We've had a narcissist quote, but that wasn't that one is angry because the truth you speak contradicts the lies they live.
Speaker 2:You know, I question that because I always feel like a narcissist doesn't truly know they're a narcissist.
Speaker 3:Correct. So they don't. They're not going to see what bothers them most. If it's said because you're living your truth, then the lies that they spread about you, that would bother them. But anything that has to do with them, per se they would never believe it. Per se they wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 1:So that's the gems, all right. All right, all right, all right.
Speaker 3:Remember, ladies and gentlemen, you got a story you want to tell. It's all anonymous, unless you don't want it to be anonymous. But if you have a story, let us know.
Speaker 2:You have pictures you want to share.
Speaker 3:Share them, ladies. You ever dealt with a dirty gooch? Share the story. I want to hear it. 18-month-old, you want to drop? Oh my God.
Speaker 1:Thanks for coming Maybe he's not out your belly yet, you just want to drop him. Oh no, that's crazy. Oh jokes yeah thanks for coming. Later, later, thank you. We love y'all, we really do. We do Enjoy your 4th of July, y'all.
Speaker 4:Barbecue day and my heart's been real love. I'm searching for a real love. Ooh, when I met you, I just knew that you would take my heart and run, until you told me how you felt for me. You said I'm not the one. So I slowly came to see All of the things that you have made. Now I hold my dreams in inspiration. Lead me to want some real love. I'm searching for a real love, someone to set my heart free. Real love I'll be real.
