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Episode 088: Who's Dirty Ass Panties are in these Delicious Pineapple Sticks!
Music lovers, prepare yourselves! We're tackling Apple Music's controversial 100 Best Albums list that has everyone talking. With Lauryn Hill claiming the crown at #1 and shocking omissions like Queen, Mariah Carey, and Boyz II Men nowhere to be found, this conversation gets heated fast. How did Beyoncé's "Lemonade" snag the #10 spot while Usher's "Confessions" barely made it at #95? We're breaking down the biggest surprises and debating what truly makes an album worthy of the "greatest" title.
Beyond the music debate, we navigate the complex waters of love and relationships, exploring that eternal question: how do you actually know when you're in love? Our candid discussion distinguishes between infatuation and genuine love, revealing personal insights about reciprocity, time, and the possibility of recapturing that first-love feeling.
The episode takes some bizarre turns as we discuss an Atlanta woman who found dirty underwear in her Edible Arrangement (yes, really) and a man who permanently tattooed "CRUD" on his forehead for a promised $250,000, only to discover it was an April Fool's joke. The silver lining? He sued and won exactly what was promised.
We wrap with our signature "Gems" segment, dropping wisdom like "The richest thing you can have is peace" and "Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people." Whether you're questioning your relationship, wondering about music's greatest achievements, or just need a good laugh about life's strangest stories, this episode delivers the perfect mix of insight and entertainment.
What would you steal if you could only take items that mildly inconvenience people? Our answers might surprise you – and make you check your remote collection when you get home.
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Speaker 2:Yep, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us once again. Table for Three is in the building and we started it off with a little bit of Beatles. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, after the 4th of July Weekend, if you smoked a little something, drunk a little something, you just need a groove. Yep, ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed your holiday weekend. Barbecue grills Around people you love People, you hate People. You don't know why they there, people you was just happy to see, not happy to see, I don't know why they even there, but I hope you enjoyed yourself. Let's come together and I'm playing these for a reason. We'll get into it later in the episode, but if you know where these songs come from, we'll give you a reason. Oh my gosh, these bitches want Nike. Is he supposed to sound like that?
Speaker 2:They're looking for a check. Tell them it ain't likely. I never heard this record before Said she need a ring like Carmel. You must be on that. Wide, wide, wide, wide. Trust me, we'll explain exactly why we playing these All you want is Nikes, but the real one's you.
Speaker 1:I guess he's supposed to are like that. I got you and I am from the line.
Speaker 2:Go up for ASAP. Oh yeah, now you already know we got something up our sleeves if Michael Jackson's involved.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I got to be starting something.
Speaker 2:I hope y'all went out and seen some fireworks. We let off our own fireworks this weekend. Almost died because the thing exploded in the yard instead of in the air.
Speaker 1:Do you know it? Sing it?
Speaker 2:You know, if there's Michael, there's a prince involved and again, we'll tell you what it is. But enjoy it Day or night, day or night.
Speaker 4:You already know. Thank you, just break the doubt. I'm crazy. Punch your head low If you don't lie the world you're living in. Take a look around. At least you got friends when you call my old lady From a friendly world.
Speaker 2:Thank you, let's go. Undeniable Princess, the legend. I can't wait to hear what y'all got to say about this.
Speaker 3:I would have been a fun lady boy back in the day yeah we're going to round it off with a little Lauryn Hill.
Speaker 2:Hey Liz, this shit hits so hard bro.
Speaker 4:Ooh.
Speaker 2:How many of y'all sung this?
Speaker 4:song In tears.
Speaker 2:This song been played to me so many times. I just didn't understand it at the time. I was too young and stupid. I was losing my relationship and I couldn't even realize why. I was like this is a dope ass record, why you keep playing it back and back and back.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, that forces you to act this way, forces you to scream my name, then pretend that you can't stay. Tell me who I have to be. I know what we gotta do Till games are over. Surprised to see who do you have to be? Surprise.
Speaker 1:She was playing this for like a week straight before I understood what the hell was going on. Oh my God, she hurt my heart, this hurt my heart.
Speaker 4:It ain't working. It ain't working. It ain't working Sing it if you know it. I tried to walk away. You hurt yourself to make me stay. This is crazy. This is crazy. Oh, this is crazy, this is crazy.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, that was my shit. I love it. Yo, that was a true story too.
Speaker 1:I love that song.
Speaker 2:She played this shit back to back Morning, noon and night and I'm like she probably was like when is this?
Speaker 3:Get a clue?
Speaker 1:And he was like I don't know what reciprocity means.
Speaker 2:I was like this is a dope ass song. You must have really loved it. You over there singing it, not even knowing I'm singing about my own demise. I was like, oh my god, Not your own demise. I got it like 10 years later. I was like ugh, I just like the album was so dope.
Speaker 1:When you should have got it 30 days or less.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I should have. What's up, guys, how y'all doing it's the, it's the weekend is after the holidays. You struggle with that a little bit. Uh, how was your week or how was your weekend? Did y'all work up coming to the holidays after the holidays? What's up, sean, talk to me.
Speaker 1:I did work part of the week and then I took some much-needed days off. Yes, sir, enjoyed them, and the holiday was nice. The holiday was fun. It was family. Yeah, a lot of food, drinks, laughs. Yeah, it was definitely a fun time, nene food, drinks, laughs.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was definitely a fun time, nene same.
Speaker 3:I had a great time. I was the after-hour bartender, so I enjoyed myself.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you was lit, you was drunk as shit.
Speaker 3:Every time I bartend.
Speaker 1:Every time.
Speaker 3:I had a good time.
Speaker 2:We all went to the function. It was fun. Everybody was dressed to impress. I was trying to. At least Food was delicious. I'll tell you that. Shouts to the family who made that. I don't eat everybody's food, but when I go to their function I'm eating theirs. Their food is delicious every time. It never misses. It never misses, other than that I had some days off, was it?
Speaker 1:a.
Speaker 2:Friday. It was a short. Yeah, that was usually my Friday off, but it was 4th of July. Okay, so my normal Friday that I usually take off. I just moved it to Monday, so I just had an extra long weekend, which makes this week a short week for me? Yes, it does, which is great. So, if you are new here, I am Mr we have.
Speaker 3:I am Ladyboy Nini.
Speaker 2:What? That is very true.
Speaker 3:Somebody gonna believe me one day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then we have.
Speaker 1:I am, yeah boy, Sean Anthony, the back alley queen.
Speaker 4:Hey yo, we can never be singles.
Speaker 2:The fucking back alley queen, the back alley queen is crazy. I got business to handle. Hold on, anyway that is nasty.
Speaker 2:I'm telling your wife, are we gonna? Probably she's like what the fuck Is you talking about? So can we get into why I played those records, or are we gonna wait a little bit? Sweetly, no, you can go ahead, okay, so Cause your bottoms is burning, can we get into why I played those records, or are we gonna wait a little bit? Okay, so, because your bottoms is burning, I can't wait to hear what y'all gotta say about this. Now the smoking right. So apple music dropped the 100 best albums what number did mine Of all?
Speaker 2:time Of all time. What? Number did mine hit. You're one on one. You didn't make the list. Oh, just missed it. Damn, that's shady. Your back flap made it oh that's who produced all the beats. Yes, no, no, I know that's not nice.
Speaker 1:Don't do my back flap like that.
Speaker 2:So I want to give you the top 10. Okay, okay, and I'm going to start from 10 and go to one. All right, and I want to see. I got to hear, can you?
Speaker 1:do me one favor first, uh-huh, can you give us number 11? I'd like to see who was close enough and didn't make the list. Didn't make.
Speaker 2:Yes, Top 10. Okay, Number 11 was is Fleetwood Mac Rumors.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay Now, I never really listened to the album.
Speaker 3:Is that the song with dreams on it, I wonder.
Speaker 1:It's the one that I did the back.
Speaker 3:Oh, it is.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you tweeted and booted in that one. What was?
Speaker 3:the name of it Rumors. You said Rumors.
Speaker 2:And I think I know a record off of that album. That's what I think.
Speaker 3:I do too.
Speaker 2:It's a couple, but if Check that, number 10. Beyonce's Lemonade, let me get to. Let me Okay. Number nine Nirvana Nevermind, that was right, is that right? Nirvana Nevermind, that was right, is that?
Speaker 3:right, it's on there, yep.
Speaker 2:Nirvana Nevermind is number nine. Okay, kendrick Lamar's Good Kid, mad City, is number seven. I mean I skipped one, sorry. Beyonce's Lemonade is 10. Nirvana Nevermind is nine. Amy Winehouse Back to Black is eight. Kendrick Lamar Good Kid, mad City, is seven. Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life is six. Top five Frank Ocean Blonde I just played a record in an intro for that. That's number five. Prince and the Revolution, purple Rain, is four. The Beatles' Abbey Road is three. Michael Jackson's Thriller is two. And guess who's number one Lauryn Hill, the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.
Speaker 4:Baby.
Speaker 2:Booyaka, booyaka, buckshot, buckshot, buckshot.
Speaker 1:Bullock Wow, that's exactly why I said she was supposed to be higher on that billboard list. Now let me tell you, even with that one, album.
Speaker 3:That one album was fire.
Speaker 2:That probably paid her life because the residuals off the album is crazy Because people still play the shit. She tours just off the songs on that. I know she came out with more records People sample mad songs off of the Teyana Taylor album.
Speaker 3:She sampled Lauryn Hill.
Speaker 1:I wonder if they paid her late, which is why she shows up late all the time.
Speaker 2:Now I want to hear your opinion on this. First of all, I don't think Beyoncé, don't think Beyonce belongs in the top 10, especially the Lemonade album.
Speaker 1:And that's of all time, right now right?
Speaker 2:Uh, it doesn't say of all time, it just says Apple 100 best albums.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:That's it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cause of all times.
Speaker 2:then so that's, that's, that's all they, that's all all they say. They ain't say for all time, but they got some all-time albums on this list, you understand. So, beyonce being number 10, now, let me see, let me tell you who she's in front of. Like to me, dr dray, the chronic album is 19. I don't think it's better than that. I don't think Beyonce's Lemonade is better than the product.
Speaker 3:Well, you have to think of the group that was in there. It's a lot of bias going on, I get it, I understand. Because one, would you say, back to Black was.
Speaker 2:Eight, and I think that should be higher.
Speaker 3:I think Back to Black should be. Is it higher than Beyonce or lower? I think Back to Black should be, is it higher than Beyonce or lower it's higher.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, all right, beyonce just made it in 10.
Speaker 3:Say the top 10 again, I'm sorry. All right, go one down for me.
Speaker 2:Lauryn Hill Miseducation. That's one. Michael Jackson Thriller Two.
Speaker 3:Beatles Abbey Road, which I think he has a better album, album that should have been an album in the top 10, but okay, which we don't.
Speaker 2:michael jackson everybody always goes to that thriller album but he has a better it had beat it on it, it had, um, it had all the like every record on.
Speaker 3:There was pretty much all the michael jackson songs are great, but I feel like there's a better album, but go ahead, okay.
Speaker 2:Um uh, beatles abbey road, uh, prince purple rain is for frank ocean's blonde. I don't even think. But go ahead, okay. Beatles Abbey Road, prince Purple Rain is four Frank Ocean's Blonde. I don't even think. Frank Ocean's Blonde, I like.
Speaker 3:Frank Ocean, but.
Speaker 2:I never listened to the album.
Speaker 3:So I will have to listen to the album to see if it even I think we should come back. I mean no, After this, when we get whatever.
Speaker 2:Go listen to the album.
Speaker 3:I feel like we should go listen to everybody in the top 10. I don't need to listen to Michael because you already know, I don't need to listen to Lauryn Hill because I already know. I don't need to listen to Amy Winehouse, but I do need to listen to so you said.
Speaker 2:The Beatles, the Beatles, purple Rain.
Speaker 3:Purple Rain.
Speaker 2:Frank Ocean's Blonde Yep. Then you got Stevie.
Speaker 3:Wonder's Songs in the Key of Life. I don't remember that one, so I'll go back and listen.
Speaker 2:Kendrick Lamar, good Kid Mad City, which I've heard. What was?
Speaker 3:the singles on that one. I don't think I listened to that album all the way. I didn't really come around to Kendrick Lamar, to probably his second or third album.
Speaker 2:Rigor Mortis was on that album, I think, and some other joints, but I didn't really know of Kendrick Lamar when that album dropped. That's what I'm saying, but I didn't really know of Kendrick Lamar when that album dropped. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:But I heard of Rigor Mortis and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've heard that song. I think Rigor Mortis was before that one. I think that was Section 80 or something like that.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, so I'd have to go look, because that don't ring a bell to me.
Speaker 2:And then Amy Winehouse, back to Black. Don't need to listen to that, you know, need to listen to that. You know that front to back, that's a, that's a. That was a game changer and a deluxe, that was a game changer. Uh, nirvana, never mind, I only listened to one song off that album and then beyonce lemonade.
Speaker 3:But it's lemonade like out of all the beyonce's album, lemonade I think it's because I feel like it's because it has something to do with, you know, like beefing with Jay-Z.
Speaker 2:I mean her beefing with Jay-Z, or they're going through their stuff.
Speaker 3:Not even. It was kind of like she was putting it out there. Like you know, yes, I'm Beyonce, but I'm here for the brown and black girls in that album. Was she being vulnerable in that?
Speaker 1:album Lemonade was like a turn in.
Speaker 3:Who like I feel like who she was as an artist, because it was almost like a coming out album. Right, right, that's what it felt like.
Speaker 1:Because it was a different style of music and everything. I think a lot of people would say Lemonade.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Even though, like I would have thought that maybe I Am Sasha Fierce or B-Day Right Would have been. Exactly Like I would have thought that maybe I Am Sasha Fierce or B-Day would have been Exactly.
Speaker 3:I would have probably picked B-Day over Sasha Fierce.
Speaker 2:Her self-titled album Beyonce was 36. Really.
Speaker 3:Yep, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:The low-end theory Tribe Called Quest, A Tribe Called Quest. I don't think I messed that up, but 29.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I wasn't into the Tribe called Quest like that. I just knew of certain songs, so I wouldn't even have a fight to say where they belong.
Speaker 2:So Illmatic is 39. Nas.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:That's wild. 39. It shouldn't even crack the top 20.
Speaker 1:That's wild to me, equimini, you know who's crazy?
Speaker 3:That's wild. The microphone agreed. Jay-z didn't even make the list. That's what I was doing.
Speaker 2:No, he did, I just skipped him. The Blueprint is 13, which is, for all intents and purposes, that was one of his best albums, next to his number one album, which is his first album, which is Reasonable Doubt, which is why I'm going to have to listen to album next to his number one album, which is his first album, which is, uh, reasonable doubt.
Speaker 1:So, which is why I'm gonna have to listen to the other ones, and the same ones we pointed out is the same ones I would need to listen to because I want to see I didn't listen to frank ocean's whole album, right, and I didn't listen to that whole, um, kendrick lamar album.
Speaker 3:I would like to see what in my opinion, if they're better than the blueprint and and if that should have been higher, right, and that's why I'm saying I feel like we should definitely have listened to these and then come back the next episode to discuss what we think.
Speaker 2:Lemonade is higher than Marvin Gaye's what's Going On album, which is crazy.
Speaker 1:And again I think that it's a bias. Yeah, and I think it depends on what generations it's crossing with.
Speaker 3:Because what kills me is where Rihanna is Her anti-album and I feel like that was a Rihanna coming out album as, like you know, grown Rihanna Anti that was a dope ass album Fell at 55.
Speaker 2:Okay, 55. Now hold up. That was a dope ass. Album fell at 55.
Speaker 3:okay, 55, now hold up that was a dope ass album.
Speaker 2:Guns N' Roses Appetite For Destruction is 52 U2. The Joshua Tree is 49. Beastie Boys 48 um.
Speaker 3:Bob Marley Exodus is 46 which is, I think that should be higher, surprising to me.
Speaker 2:I think that should be high.
Speaker 3:To how many people love Bob Marley for it to be so low. I just listened to that album.
Speaker 2:I literally just listened to that album a couple days ago.
Speaker 3:So I think that's very surprising.
Speaker 2:But peep this, alright, you have.
Speaker 3:I need to know who hit 100. 75. Who is 100?
Speaker 2:75 is Missy Elliottiott. Super duper, fly right and that beats, that beats um who am I looking for? Usher's confession. That's wild. Now let me tell you where, guess where usher's confessions fall at. He better not be 100. No, no, missy is 75. Where do you think Usher's confessions falls? 87., 90., 95.
Speaker 3:Get the fuck out of here Really 95.
Speaker 2:Who's 94? 94 is a burial, untrue 94? I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3:Solange beats. Why is Solange even here? Solange beats, why is Solange?
Speaker 2:even in it Solange beats Confessions.
Speaker 3:No disrespect to Solange, because Solange album.
Speaker 2:A seat at the table.
Speaker 3:Her album Beats Confessions Like Solange album. Well, I don't know what album it was. It's one of the I can't think of the name, but it was a dope ass album that I actually listened. It's the Don't Touch my Hair album. I don't know if that's that one, but again, I don't think it should have a dog fight in this list. To be honest with you, and no disrespect to Solange, because I like Solange honestly, because I know she writes for her sister.
Speaker 2:Yeah, don't Touch my Hair.
Speaker 3:it was on there, okay so that is a dope album Better than Confessions? No, absolutely not.
Speaker 2:They put Do you you think confession should be higher?
Speaker 3:a little bit.
Speaker 2:I think, a little like how high in the 70s, 60s, 50s does it crack the top 20? Does, or is it supposed to be in the 90s but higher?
Speaker 1:so I guess I'm I gotta take into consideration that this is crossing all genres.
Speaker 3:All genres. Yes, I would put him probably like mid-50s, early 60s.
Speaker 2:They got Nina Simone at 88. Nina Simone.
Speaker 3:Which is crazy, because everybody has taken from Nina Simone a lot, so that's very surprising.
Speaker 1:Did Boyz II Men make it on there, if they did?
Speaker 2:not make it on here.
Speaker 3:Because their first album.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what? Boyz II Men is not on this list At all? No, how can they not be on this list? Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:They moved a generation. Wait, is there no Mariah Carey album on there?
Speaker 3:That's what, oh my God. So when I looked the list up and I was like what they got Miles Davis.
Speaker 2:There's no Mariah Carey. No Mariah Carey, because I'm sorry, like. No.
Speaker 3:Whitney Divisions of Love album that set the precedent for her and, I'm sorry, the Emancipation of Mimi.
Speaker 2:Yeah, please, like a prayer. Madonna made 77. No, mariah Carey, the Bodyguard soundtrack no, yo, not a thing.
Speaker 3:I have said that too, but I was like Lorde made it on here.
Speaker 2:That's wild. Pure Heroine made 96 under Confessions. That's wild.
Speaker 3:And no, Mariah Carey, that's wild. But you know what I could see kind of why not Whitney a little bit, Because I think we had a discussion before. Like Whitney makes banging ass singles, yes, but she doesn't have like a banging ass album, Correct? And for everybody like oh, she had you know the bodyguard, Like that's a soundtrack. So she wasn't the only one on that album so you can't count that.
Speaker 2:I think Hotel California by the Eagles should be higher.
Speaker 3:They got Mary J Blige, my Life, you know who else is it that you haven't mentioned and I'm surprised to Very, very surprised. Who? Queen? Ah, why the hell Queen is not on this list? I love Queen and they should be very, very high.
Speaker 2:Yo, pretty much every album they dropped I would actually move the album that they did yes and put Queen in the place of Beyonce's album.
Speaker 3:No disrespect to Beyonce, but that's what I would do.
Speaker 2:Queen has to be on this list At least. They have to crack the top 20.
Speaker 3:And as much as this is going to burn my soul to say this, but her squad out there is so heavy, strong. I haven't heard Nicki Minaj is not on this list. No, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Nope, nicki Minaj is not on this list. No, that's crazy. Nope, yeah, nicki Minaj did not make this list. I understand.
Speaker 3:I'm going with it, but I'm surprised. Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's not on here. Bjork is 45. Wow, bjork.
Speaker 3:Celine Dion Nope, that's wild.
Speaker 2:Wu-Tang made it 36. Chambers is at 37.
Speaker 3:How'd they get that high?
Speaker 2:No disrespect to them, I mean compared to some of the people that is on that list. But I'm saying, if Wu-Tang makes it on this list with 36 Chambers, which is deservingly so, is that?
Speaker 3:their better album.
Speaker 2:I think 37 is a good spot for.
Speaker 3:Wu-Tang? Did they beat out Nas? Yeah, nas, and who? The group you mentioned?
Speaker 4:Oh my God, why can't?
Speaker 3:we.
Speaker 2:All-Cast.
Speaker 3:Yes, oh no, why couldn't they?
Speaker 2:get their name. Yes, they beat out All-Cast Akuma and I was 47.
Speaker 3:Really Wu-Tang was 37.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry but I would take Equimini over the 30s. I'll play Southern Play. A List of Cadillac Funky Music before Equimini.
Speaker 3:That was a good album too. Oh, my god that was a very good album. Did Janet make it on the?
Speaker 2:list. Yes, control made, control when?
Speaker 3:was Control Leah didn't make the list.
Speaker 2:Okay, where is Janet Jackson's? Control was 42. Who is 100? Please, right under 100, you probably won't even know. Oh okay. It's Robin.
Speaker 3:Body Talk, his body talk. That's why he made it. I think that's a female.
Speaker 1:Oh, the singer, Robin Robin, yes, oh.
Speaker 3:Wait, that white lady yeah From like I know who you're talking about. The early.
Speaker 1:I know you're talking about. I remember her song 2010. She made the top 100.
Speaker 3:She was like a one hit album I couldn't understand that oh my God.
Speaker 2:She shouldn't even be on this list. She shouldn't be on that list Top 100. Yep, raging Kids to the Machine is 97. I don't understand that should be higher.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, that's crazy, that one.
Speaker 2:George Michaels made the list. Did Elton John make?
Speaker 1:the list.
Speaker 3:George Michaels should have made the list.
Speaker 1:I know, did Elton John make the list Elton?
Speaker 2:John 78. Bad Bunny made the list, which deservingly so he was, a his album moved, but I think that's too low.
Speaker 1:Wait, did Ricky Martin make the list? No, but Bad Bunny made it yes.
Speaker 3:And not even yes, that's crazy, not even Enrique.
Speaker 2:Iglesias.
Speaker 3:Nope or Mark Anthony, but who really cares about Mark Anthony?
Speaker 4:But he was big. He was big.
Speaker 3:That's crazy.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:They need to do over.
Speaker 2:Fucking Public Enemy made 34, which you know I like them, but I don't think they should be that high.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they definitely.
Speaker 2:Alanis.
Speaker 1:Morissette made 31. Wait, so wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I can actually see Alanis on there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't mind her being at 31. What album? But I'll put it in a 41 instead of 31. Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill.
Speaker 3:But yeah, I bullshit.
Speaker 1:Billie Eilish is 30.
Speaker 3:I was wondering if she was going to be there, I could see it, though I could see why.
Speaker 2:Pink Floyd should be a little bit higher. I like the Dark Side of the Moon. The recording of that album was so fucking like a chef's kiss. I can't believe it.
Speaker 3:I'm surprised they didn't put Pink. She was a better version of Robin.
Speaker 1:I would have imagined Pink being on there before Robin. That's what I'm surprised they didn't put Pink. She was a better version of Robin.
Speaker 3:I would have imagined Pink being on there before Robin. That's what I'm saying. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 2:Adele made 15.
Speaker 3:Where is Christina and Britney?
Speaker 2:Not on here. That's fucking crazy. Not on here.
Speaker 3:Taylor Swift made 18. Of course she did, and I'm surprised she's that fucking low.
Speaker 2:The Beach Boys made 20. I'm surprised she's not right after Beyonce, so that's a shocker. I'm not mad at Kanye West's Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy at 26. I like that they should have put Dallas Drop out that should have made that To me other people may disagree, but that was his best fucking album.
Speaker 3:Nope, I'm lying that and the other one 808 Heartbreaks is good.
Speaker 2:I love that album.
Speaker 3:I can't think of the other album, but those two albums to me was probably Kanye's best albums for me. Did Justin make it?
Speaker 2:Justin Timberlake. Oh my God, with the 2020 experience and even before that, justified, justified, yeah, he's not even on the list. Are you kidding?
Speaker 3:me.
Speaker 2:Robin Thicke Not even on the list. Are you kidding me? Robin thick not even on the list, not even justin bieber. No, robin thick's album both of those actually justin timid and robin thick should be on this list somewhere in the 30s, maybe mid 20s, 30s to the 30s, maybe 40s, like in between there. Those was pivot. Those album was so fucking massively put together, especially when Timbaland was working with Timbaland and created that sound. That sound wasn't even heard before they even came out with it.
Speaker 3:So Dr Dre made the list.
Speaker 2:Yes, dr Dre made the list With Chronic, with Chronic, which I can see that.
Speaker 3:No, I agree, but Snoop didn't make the list. Yes, he did, he did. Oh, okay, agree, but Snoop didn't make the list.
Speaker 2:Yes, he did. Oh, okay, so Snoop made Where's Snoop fall. So the Chronic was 19. And Doggystyle Doggystyle is not Is 84.
Speaker 3:Did Eminem make the list?
Speaker 2:Yes, Okay, em made the list which he should have because no, I agree, he should have been on the list.
Speaker 1:I'm shocked by some of these people Me too, I know. And, granted, everybody can't make it on the list, but I'm just a little surprised.
Speaker 3:What's the criteria of why and why not? That's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's the question what did y'all, how did y'all come about it? What made y'all I?
Speaker 2:would love to just pick a few of these albums and listen to it and find out why they love it so much to put on this list yeah, the top ones.
Speaker 3:Find out why they love it so much to put on this list the top ones, the top ones, especially the top ones.
Speaker 2:I want to listen to a Bjork and find out why it's 45 and be in Confessions. I kind of want to. No, no, I thought that was.
Speaker 3:That was that one song that blew up the most, even though, she had a couple bangers out there, but if anybody really was to ask, they would only know that one song.
Speaker 2:D'Angelo's Voodoo made the list, which is a dope-ass album, was that?
Speaker 3:his second album Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think it's second or third, something like that, but it's 57. Really I wouldn't even have it that high.
Speaker 3:I would have had his first album.
Speaker 2:Brown Sugar should have been his the one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was the dopest album he had. No.
Speaker 4:Voodoo was good, but Brown.
Speaker 1:Sugar was the shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah, brown Sugar was the shit.
Speaker 2:Hmm, I wouldn't have it that high though.
Speaker 3:Hmm, oh my God, jennifer Lopez didn't make the list. You mean Jane Mary J Blige didn't make the fucking list. Yeah, Mary J.
Speaker 2:Blige did oh.
Speaker 3:I was about to say, because nigga Mary come out with some banging ass albums all her life.
Speaker 2:She had to fight this bitch been singing since she was two. Mary made yeah, she hit. She cracked the 80s Did.
Speaker 3:Brandy, make the list 86. Or Monica.
Speaker 2:Monica nor Brandy made the list.
Speaker 3:That's wild to me.
Speaker 2:Monica nor Brandy made the list which.
Speaker 3:Which, on, like I ain't even going to be disrespectful as far as for Brandy's.
Speaker 2:Well, no.
Speaker 1:I'm lying, Because I don't know what kind of criteria. Criteria is they? This?
Speaker 2:list like a combination of like sales where they hit on certain, but again they make these lists so that we can argue about them so we can talk about Apple Music and they list, that's all. But you know, if I would have to sit down and make a list, people would probably hate my list too. That's true, because it's point of view and I don't listen to a lot of that. Other records like to be honest.
Speaker 3:I'm, you know they probably rated it and went with whatever the highest rate they comparable and just was like you know what well, this got this, this got that.
Speaker 2:Because I can't sit here and say why george michael's on the list, but I know a george michael song which is bop, but I never listened to an album so I couldn't say how good the album is.
Speaker 3:No, George Michael has some good songs.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I don't know how good the album is. You see what I'm saying A good song can really move an album. If the album is horrible, like you, can have one or two songs. No, that's true.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying, that's exactly what I was saying about Whitney.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. Like, yeah, like you buy the album for the single and then realize that you know the album isn't as good as the single. So I wonder if they're moving a lot of these lists based on what they remember from the song.
Speaker 2:Okay, and then justifying that. But like, well, if the song was good, then the album had to be good. I don't know. You can only say that about Michael Jackson. Well, with that Thriller. Well, I can understand that with Thriller, because damn near every song when that shit would hit like been on number one billboard for like 18 weeks each or something longer than that. So I can understand that. But George Michael I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'm just a little surprised that some of the people who didn't and some of the ones that did, did it over them so here's my thing, though.
Speaker 3:So like can you really call yourself a real like? Music yeah, if you haven't listened to everything that's been put out and that's just all through all genre.
Speaker 2:I would never find myself listening to a Lorde album.
Speaker 3:I've listened to a couple of Lorde songs, but I've never been like, oh my God, let me just check out her album.
Speaker 2:I don't identify to some of that type of music. You know what I'm saying. Like I'll listen to a Miles Davis album before I listen to a Lorde's album, because I like jazz. Like I'll listen to Bob Marley, you know what's crazy. Literally.
Speaker 3:Michael Buble didn't make the list. No, that's wild. No.
Speaker 2:I just thought about that, no, so Huh. Anyway, I thought that was interesting.
Speaker 1:Very, very interesting. That was interesting, Very very interesting, Good job.
Speaker 2:Apple we talked about it.
Speaker 4:All right you know, what All right.
Speaker 2:What's going on in our fucked up world today?
Speaker 1:You guys ever had an edible arrangement. I've bought a few for some people, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Maybe I've never. Yeah, actually I have bought. I've bought one, you've got one too.
Speaker 1:I've received them. Yeah, there is an Atlanta woman by the name of Diamond Jones who received a wonderful. She ordered a fruit bouquet from Edible Arrangements.
Speaker 3:What did you say? No, just let it go.
Speaker 1:And, surprisingly, her Edible Arrangement came with a little bit more than just fruit. Um, diamond discovered, uh, ranch sauce on it. That is nasty, okay, I'm sorry. She discovered that at the bottom of the box was a pair of dirty panties. Oh, yeah, yeah, some drawers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, some dirty drawers Like dirty dirty, Dirty Ugh.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Like hold up panties, like somebody's female panties. Wait, no, you're like, no you. I'm just distinguishing exactly like whose drawers.
Speaker 1:Well, last episode we determined that men and women don't wash their goots properly.
Speaker 3:So it don't matter.
Speaker 2:But these was female panties, these female drawers.
Speaker 3:But then you never know, because this nigga's out there wearing female panties.
Speaker 2:You right about that too.
Speaker 1:So my question is Fuck outta here.
Speaker 3:Was that an accident? Or a bitch that worked there that don't like her? Put them shits in there.
Speaker 2:It was probably fucking with her man, and it was like take these drawers bitch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because what would?
Speaker 3:make someone Exactly. That just seemed like some oh bitch, you want to get this shit? All right, I got your number. Yeah, that don't make much sense. Or she was a rude ass customer. That's why I always say nice.
Speaker 2:Rude enough to get somebody panties.
Speaker 3:People if you piss somebody off bad enough, hell yeah.
Speaker 1:Dirty panties.
Speaker 3:She lucky, she took them shits right off. Damn, rub their ass on the fruit.
Speaker 1:I was going to say would you still eat the fruit? Well, it's on a stick, ain't it?
Speaker 4:But you don't know if, Unless she laid the drawers on the floor and then put it in the bathroom Like would you trust the fruit after finding dirty panties.
Speaker 1:She probably was fucking that shit up until she seen the bottom of that fucking book. The thing is that if you just eat all the fruit and then you don't find the panties until after you laid them, that's what I'm saying, like these melons is great.
Speaker 2:Ugh, what the fuck is bloody ass. Was it bloody? Was it bloody? You always gotta be so extra like the strawberry sauce on the fucking melon juice that's disgusting, do you hold?
Speaker 3:somebody give you some dirty panty filled edible arrangements with strawberry sauce.
Speaker 1:Hey, baby, somebody said food to the loom. Um, do you hold edible arrangements accountable?
Speaker 2:uh, yes, it was their employee. Yes, y'all, that's a lawsuit absolutely, they wear a uniform if they even wear that. But that's a lot. No, that's a lawsuit. It came from your establishment, by your employee who broke some kind of code of ethics or whatever policies you got. I don't want to fucking eat grapes with your pube hairs and shit. What if it?
Speaker 3:came in a box and when they unfolded it, they didn't notice it and packed it up because it came from the factory Guadalupe. I can't fucking imagine my own story. But you never know, bullshit happens.
Speaker 2:Guadalupe put her panties in.
Speaker 3:Why it got to be fucking Guadalupe. I'm happy you caught yourself. Mute your fucking mic. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2:I just I didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry, but refer to the tagline. Yes, you did. Guadalupe, that I'm sorry but refer to the tagline yes, you did, okay, so I'm delayed. All right, let's go. Come on, let's go, let's move forward. Man, get me off of this shit.
Speaker 3:I had a question for the fellas. Don't answer this at all. Why? Why not Because you want some bullshit. Fellas, be honest, how would you feel if someone gave you Panty filled edible arrangements no, I'm just kidding. Gave you flowers One? Your response would be I'd love it. It's thoughtful. Two cool but unexpected. Three awkward, not really my thing. Four never happened but I'm open to it so we just get flowers from the female if that's your preference wait, that is that the question, like what happens if they gave? Us flowers.
Speaker 2:Someone gave you flowers someone, not a female, is anyone anybody don't give me shit, I don't know. You don't give me shit, I don't know you Don't give me nothing.
Speaker 1:But what if you do know that it's somebody you do know?
Speaker 2:Well, flowers like hey, you've been doing great your whole year. Just answer the question Somebody gave you flowers.
Speaker 3:You always got to have stipulations and shit. Nobody puts no goddamn flowers.
Speaker 2:Sean, you know you've been strong all year. Let me give you your flowers. Thank you, those are the flowers you're talking about. Yes, I'll take that, I know.
Speaker 3:Why are you making such a big deal out of this? Someone got you flowers. How would you feel it's? Either don't do it, oh no, that's cool, I'm alright. Who cares where it came from? Just how would you feel it's? Either don't do it, oh no, that's cool, I'm all right. Who cares where it came from? Just well. How would you feel about getting flowers? Would you like somebody to give you flowers?
Speaker 3:I, I first of all, I I would appreciate the thought um I see him smacking my day like thank you, get your shits out, my face give me no, I never, I never, I never want to make somebody feel like you know, you know they put thought into something and I destroy that whole thing. So you throw it away later.
Speaker 2:Most definitely that's a sad.
Speaker 1:I would take it Wait a minute, because I've done it before.
Speaker 3:So they're going to come back and be like oh, where's the flowers? They died?
Speaker 2:They died so it was yesterday Flowers died it was yesterday. My house is hot, so it was yesterday. Flowers died, it was yesterday and my house is hot.
Speaker 1:So you throwing away the bouquet of flowers, but you're going to eat the bouquet of edible arrangements? No, with the drawers at the bottom, with the drawers no. Just if somebody sent you an edible arrangement, that's a bouquet of flowers. You're going to throw it in the garbage.
Speaker 2:If somebody sends me an edible arrangement without the panties on the bottom of the box.
Speaker 1:I'm going to fuck them fucking grapes up. So what's different from that? Because I like fruit.
Speaker 3:So you don't want flowers? Don't nobody get to see? No flowers. Don't give me no fucking flowers, just give them some dirty panties and fruit.
Speaker 2:Not in your life. Did you ever see a flower in my house? You ever see a flower in my house? I don't even got a fake plant in my house. Oh my god, don't give me a flower. I'll appreciate the gesture, thank you, but like if I I've been given things before, right and I again I will never like say the fuck you giving me this, for like, I won't like destroy their shit like that, but it's, if I don't ever use it or you never know me to have something like that, I'm going to accept it and you probably won't see it again. Nobody's ever going to gift you. No, give me something you think I would like, or you know I would like, ain't nobody going to know?
Speaker 2:Yeah well, give me something I can't afford.
Speaker 3:Just because you can't afford it don't mean you're going to like it.
Speaker 2:I don't care, give me, just because you can't afford it don't mean you gonna like it, I don't care.
Speaker 1:Give me what if they, what if they? Diamond, a diamond bouquet of flowers.
Speaker 2:I keep it, because now, here's it here. Here's the catch. That shit holds value it's diamonds. So if I am in a crunch, I go ahead and go to the thing you're gonna start selling off pedals. Yeah, for real, would you not? Would you, sean, if I gave you a diamond studded flower bouquet? Okay, what are you doing with it? I'm absolutely keeping it, exactly. And then if you would sell a pedal or two for 50 grand if you need to Not a pedal or two, no, but see 50 grand if you need to.
Speaker 1:Not a peddler too, no, but see, it's like, you know what I did want to go get that made that truck.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm tired of this house. I need something better.
Speaker 2:You sent me off a peddler, get out of this apartment and get a house. I'm going to buy a yacht, but you're taking a bouquet of flowers, right? You're taking some flowers.
Speaker 1:Because I just think the thought somebody thinking about me is just nice to know, Right.
Speaker 2:You have a back flap, Nene you would take Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3:Shut, yo, shut, yo shut.
Speaker 4:Shut, shut, shut shut you got, you got penetrable holes oh my god.
Speaker 2:So you would take? Oh my god.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm sorry, I'm done alright refer to the tagline the side eye, the boom back it was interesting cause I saw Refer to the tagline the side eye. The boom back.
Speaker 3:It was interesting because I saw a Mr Might not make it back next week.
Speaker 1:I'm done, for I saw a video I can't remember if it was TikTok or IG, but it was sort of about this type of conversation. About this type of conversation, um, there was a guy who, uh, went to visit his barber at the barbershop and gave him a bouquet of flowers, um, I guess, because his mother had recently not at the bar or whatever, and so he had brought him like it was like you know, gave him the flowers, for you know their funeral and that conversation had came up of like well, basically, what don't give it to me in the barbershop?
Speaker 2:don't give me the flowers in the barbershop.
Speaker 3:I feel like, if you secure your masculinity, why does it matter?
Speaker 2:no, don't give it to me. I appreciate the gesture. Don't give it to me in the barbershop why.
Speaker 1:what's the significance of the barbershop?
Speaker 2:It's the barbershop. We talk shop in a barbershop. We don't give flowers to people.
Speaker 1:He don't want nobody to see him.
Speaker 3:Kick his back leg up. I give a back leg.
Speaker 2:I got to come back. I'm not going to do it. I am not going to do it. I'm going to let you get off on that one.
Speaker 1:Basically he was saying he feels that it's important to give people their flowers before they die in their grave, because everybody always get their flowers when they dead.
Speaker 2:I respect that.
Speaker 2:So if he come into the barbershop or whoever it is I'm not trying to put a gender to it, but whoever they are comes in the barbershop and be like yo. I heard what happened. I got you these flowers. Now, if he's announcing it or they are announcing it and shit like that, and then people know I'm going through some shit, I don't mind, you're not just going to secretly walk up to me with a bouquet of flowers like yo, here, dog, in a barbershop. No, that's not happening, bro. That's not happening. The implications is crazy. Why do you care?
Speaker 3:No, bro, People are going to think what they think regardless.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:That's wild, so jealousy.
Speaker 1:Sean would's wild, so jealousy.
Speaker 2:Sean, would you walk up to, would you go in a barbershop and hand somebody their flowers? Like like flowers, just like that.
Speaker 1:I don't give people like flowers I got you.
Speaker 2:I know what you're gifting. I know what you're gifting, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Diamond petals yes, pell, yes, pellets, don't do that alright, go ahead. No, I'm not just running around buying flowers for people. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, alright, go ahead.
Speaker 2:But Nini, are you doing it? Are you like running up on somebody with some flowers? Damn, what I was about to say was gonna be bad, but fuck it.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna say it anyway. Nene, are you doing it? Are you running up on somebody with some flowers? Damn, what I was about to say was going to be bad, but fuck it. I'm going to say it anyway.
Speaker 1:I'm not giving nobody shit. Only person that I bought flowers for is my mother.
Speaker 3:Right, that's what I'm saying I'm not going to. I may buy a flower or two for my husband if I'm like here, but it's not like a whole bouquet. I probably put a stem if like I ever do it. But as far as it comes to like buying flower flowers for people again, like you said, my mom or like a close, family older person.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, but I, I'm, I don't even care to get flowers so, and I kind of just put in like that kind of category, like I don't even buy people cards, like yeah, I don't, I just don't find a people who read it and be like oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 3:And they toss it.
Speaker 2:Yo, you know like, yeah, that brings up a very important question how long do you keep?
Speaker 3:cards I still got. I still got a few from certain people like, like.
Speaker 2:is there a like? Oh, I just lost the word, but is there like a mandate on how long you should keep An expiration?
Speaker 1:Yeah, like I keep my Christmas cards. What's the protocol? What's the protocol? Because I put them out every year and I hate you so much.
Speaker 3:I don't keep those, so me Birthday cards.
Speaker 1:It looked like I got cards this year, in case I didn't Got you.
Speaker 3:Got you, got you. You know what's crazy, how many one night stand cards you got. That's cute. I don't have any. You tried it.
Speaker 4:Go through your box.
Speaker 1:Why?
Speaker 3:don't these faces Touche.
Speaker 2:Don't come for me touche, motherfucker touche, I don't know what she's talking about, babe check his box, girl.
Speaker 3:Don't make me check your box, girl she probably wants you to check her box. So me, for instance, it depends on. It depends on. It depends on, like who it's from and what it Like, what they wrote in it and stuff. Like my brother, I have this card. I have this card For a lot of you who don't know my brother's autistic. And in his card no, no, that was not nice. And in his car no, no, that was not nice. In the windows to my soul.
Speaker 4:Shut the fuck up, shut all the way Until you reach the top of Sh Mountain, where there are no walls.
Speaker 3:It's high functioning. Don't do that to my brother, holy shit.
Speaker 1:Mister, why would you do that what?
Speaker 3:Holy shit. No, I'm going to make him call you now.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:But it's what he wrote in it. What did he write? I can't remember how he wrote it off the top of my head, but it made me giggle. I can't remember how he wrote it off the top of my head, but it made me giggle and I was like, oh, that's cute. So I kept that yeah. Stuff like that. So if it has like a like, if my husband gave me a card and it has like, he like wrote his heart, and that's something he doesn't do I'm keeping that.
Speaker 1:Like having sensitized that you dirty bitch.
Speaker 3:Like when I punched you in the back of the head and gave you this dick, I'm like, bitch, remember when I punched you in the back of the head? I'm like, oh my God, he loved me. So, yeah, stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Take these drawers and some edibles Arrangements.
Speaker 3:I didn't even finish. Don't send me no Christmas cards. My parents send a Christmas card every year.
Speaker 1:I get Christmas cards from my parents.
Speaker 3:If it's a birthday card and they write again. If it's something in there that I feel like it's sentimental, I'll keep it.
Speaker 2:I have like a drawer with what if it just says happy? What if it just say happy birthday?
Speaker 3:so you're not listening to me. I said if it's something sentimental, then I keep it I sure enough wasn't listening.
Speaker 2:I sure enough wasn't, and I heard you say all of that shit too. It's fucking crazy. I don't give a shit Like, I'll just be listening to nonsense.
Speaker 3:He be talking to his self in his head. I'll just be like I'm sorry, y'all gonna stop disrespecting my brother.
Speaker 1:Sean did it first. No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:That both of y'all is gonna stop.
Speaker 1:As an adult, you need to take responsibility.
Speaker 2:I love her brother. He's cool as hell. I do as well. He's going to kick your ass. He's going to kick your ass.
Speaker 3:Don't do that to the deacon.
Speaker 1:He is a deacon, ain't he?
Speaker 3:Yeah, congratulations man.
Speaker 2:Shout out to the brother.
Speaker 1:Got a horse of a story here, a horse. There's a 26 year old man Living in the United Kingdom Named Corey Coleman, who admitted to some very disturbing crimes after he was caught by a stable owner by the name of Alex Hill who found on his security cameras one day multiple incidents where Corey was having fun with the animals. So I guess they were used to him being there around the stables. He was like you know, he used to help out. I bet he did Help with the horses, the staff and they found him. One day he was injured at the stables oh please. He was in a passageway between the stable areas and he ended up having spinal fractures. He was hospitalized. I can just hear how this ends. He was diddling the horses, I don't know exactly how he was tickling they balls.
Speaker 1:He was doing Getting screwed.
Speaker 2:He was getting busy with the horse and shit fucked up his spine.
Speaker 1:I don't know the intricate.
Speaker 3:I think the horse fucking kicked his ass. Oh, the horse was like I had enough.
Speaker 2:So he was tickling his balls and the horse kicked him Because he said he was fondling the horse right.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:See, I don't listen to shit.
Speaker 3:I said he was diddling the horse Diddling. Yeah, it ain't fondling it, right? No See, I don't listen to shit. I said he was diddling the horse Diddling. Yeah, it ain't fondling, it's just all the way.
Speaker 1:He was sexually abusing these animals.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:And that's not uncommon. Yeah, people have beastiality. Yeah, I just think that's kind of wild. What makes you want to find an animal attractive. I just think that's kind of wild, like what makes you want to find an animal attractive sexually and not just find a human that's just like people remember that guy who was fucking his truck and he divorced his wife for the truck for real. We've talked about that shit. My god, people have had sex with dogs and yeah it's just, it's really kind of crazy to me, right?
Speaker 2:well, you have, so he, he works for this place or he owns the horse no, he worked for the place he works. He was like a freelance worker I'm just trying to figure out who we talking about, so so, he bounced around from.
Speaker 3:He didn't own the horse. He bounced around from stable to stable.
Speaker 1:Okay, Now Giddy up.
Speaker 3:Yo, now he was a call girl for the fucking horse Somebody said he was sleeping with the horses, so much he started to look like the horse.
Speaker 1:Yes, he did, he does though.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, white people doing white things oh my god, I ain't hit that button in a while, but god damn, he must got kicked in the head he get kicked in the head.
Speaker 3:He got kicked in the back he had to have a whole like back.
Speaker 2:So what do you think? His? Nope, his position, nope His position, like if his back was turned to the horse's back, what he was trying to like.
Speaker 3:Probably was on the side of the horse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, got you Because the way they kick, unless he was underneath the horse, that's what I'm saying Like yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh, he got stomped His mouth hole. You know it's crazy. My mom told me a story I didn't know. My mother actually got kicked by a horse. She told me and I looked at her and I was like you got kicked by a horse for real. That's fucked up. You was coming for my family today. I didn't start this. Let me call my mother. I love your color. Nope, moving mother. I didn't start this. I love your color.
Speaker 1:Nope, moving on, I'd like to dig deeper into what that means, what that explains a lot.
Speaker 3:What do you mean? Oh yeah, what do you mean by that With Nini, no, no, nigga With my mother. I just explained it.
Speaker 4:No, you didn't.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's move on. No bestiality people. Yeah, please don't. That's why we got so many different diseases spreading around, Isn't?
Speaker 2:this how the fucking pandemic started, with people eating bats or some shit. I don't know if that's entirely true. I think that COVID.
Speaker 3:People been eating bats for years.
Speaker 1:When COVID first started, that was one of the rumors that was going around.
Speaker 3:People overseas and stuff in different places. They eat all types of shoes. That's not just going randomly all of a sudden. It's a delicatessen, exactly yeah.
Speaker 1:Yes, it is absolutely a building that sells. It is.
Speaker 2:It is building that sells, it is it is. Would y'all ever eat like no, like, okay, what? Like different types of food like that, like like a bat, like a like a bat, or like you know brains, or like I don't know well, if tangerine tits ruins the country and that's what we have to survive off, then probably.
Speaker 3:But at this moment, hell fucking no.
Speaker 2:Y'all season the shit out of that shit, though if y'all had to, you have to. Oh god, yeah, like with adobo and shit. Why would you just?
Speaker 3:fucking cook that shit up and be like let me eat it without no seasoning. Y'all throw some adobo on some brain, yo I don't know if I go that far, I still eat brain.
Speaker 2:Maybe Salsong.
Speaker 3:He said it like we Spanish.
Speaker 1:That's all. Did you hear? He tried to do an accent when he said Salsong.
Speaker 4:This is wild.
Speaker 1:Okay, maybe some more.
Speaker 2:No more seasonings okay, gotcha maybe some delicious eyes of brain that went y'all season that shit up.
Speaker 4:This is another question, huh huh, you fucked me up on that I was trying to move on and I was like, wait, what yo he funny as.
Speaker 2:Oh, I got you Open your mouth next time.
Speaker 3:Oh, the both of y'all Is fucking reckless, what the hell.
Speaker 2:He set the bar high.
Speaker 3:Sean set the bar high.
Speaker 2:Oh, Sean set the bar high. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:No, but you kind of came out he did you came out blazing though. Yes, you did, no, no, no, go ahead and tell that lie right now, because when the playback, the playback is real.
Speaker 2:Y'all tell us if it was me, if it was me, if I started this whole thing, y'all let me know.
Speaker 1:It and y'all let me know if it was him.
Speaker 2:Yes, I got it, Okay. Okay, get back to it.
Speaker 3:Sorry, this is another question for the fellas.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:How do you know when you're in love After 30 days?
Speaker 1:You don't have your period.
Speaker 4:That's true.
Speaker 2:When you don't care, at that point, oh it's love. Oh my God, oh shit. When you be like you know what, my girl, we keeping it this time. I love you babe.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, oh my God, that's terrible.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, save the children, oh shit, how do you?
Speaker 3:Yo, he's a funny guy.
Speaker 2:Save the children like that Hi, I'm White Lady. Children need saving. If they need saving, sean the children like that Hi, I'm White Lady. Children need saving.
Speaker 3:If they need saving Sean.
Speaker 1:No, sorry. So how do you know when you're in love?
Speaker 3:He don't know, he still don't.
Speaker 1:He married for beneficial reasons. Financial reasons.
Speaker 3:Not for us? Damn, that's fucked up.
Speaker 2:How do you know? Wait, that came also wrong, whatever. How do you know when you're in love, I don't Okay, you just don't. Sometimes it's Not, you just don't sometimes.
Speaker 1:How many loves is you doing all around?
Speaker 3:the world you don't know when you fall in love.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing about it. Right Because Weird? No, it's Because you can feel like you are. And it's not that right Because you.
Speaker 2:But there is a difference between infatuation and love, because it's sort of like I feel like you still do know if you feel like you're on the same page with the partner that you're with and you might be at the stage of love and you feel you kind of taking it everything that you're receiving from that partner. You are taking it as love but they're not. They're probably not like giving that out, like that. So you don't really know if it's true love until something happens and now your heart broke because you set the bar too high and shit like that. So it's kind of a hard place to really find out. You just got to be with somebody for a longer period of time to understand if it's that's interesting, I think I think time.
Speaker 2:I think time is the best way to evaluate what love truly is, because at some point, being with the person for a period of time and you understand the nuances of each other and are okay with those nuances, I think that's when you can really grasp what love is. At that point, and how long is that? It depends on them. It depends on how they view each other and work and learn each other. So some people they might understand that early and would never. Probably the communication will probably be a one from the jump and nothing has to be a secret. You know what I'm saying or you know I'm saying like, once the trust and communication is at a point where it's comfortable for both parties, I think that's kind of get what you're saying.
Speaker 3:So you're speaking on your aspect of it, because I, for me, I feel like you're right everybody doesn't fall in love at the same time, yeah, so yeah, because I could.
Speaker 2:I could, I could definitely be in love with somebody and want to express that with physical, like love. Language is doing like the utmost to make sure she's respected at all times. But that doesn't mean that's being reciprocated back, because they might not even be on that level yet. They just enjoy being loved on. You see what I'm saying and that can be like a misconception of me giving the love out and you're receiving that love because you like how love feels but don't know how to give that back.
Speaker 1:So, but you don't feel so, say you're not getting it back, you don't feel like. What you're doing for that person shows that you love, that you're in love. It shows love, but then at some point Because if you're not in love, would you be doing all those things?
Speaker 2:But to me, then, if it's not being reciprocated, then what is it really? You think I'm saying? Like, I think love needs to be a two-way street. I could still be in love with you, right, I could be in love with you right. But to really understand what love is for me is that we're both on that same page. Right, I can be giving this love out and I, I want to receive that same feeling back. If I don't receive that same feeling back, I don't think that's true, true love if you don't receive that same feeling back, then you should leave that's right.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying like but, but then in time you can't see what I'm saying, like for me what? I'm saying with that sorry, I mean to cut you off. I just want to explain what I mean. What I mean with that is you can't base it off the other person about how you actually feel about that person. You're gonna feel what you feel, and waiting to see if they're gonna give, give that back. That's.
Speaker 2:Because now you're setting a standard right. So I'm setting a standard of what I feel like this should be right, but then if I don't receive it back and then you do some fuck shit, Now I done put myself in a place where I can get fucked up and hurt. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Because you're in love Right, right.
Speaker 2:But my version of love now to what it is, is I have to get that back for it to be real, because I can people fall in love easy. Right, they can fall in love easy.
Speaker 3:But we're talking about that first initial fall in love.
Speaker 2:Right, like you can, you can get that right. You are, you're in love with a person. Let's say it takes a. You know everything's checking a box, everything's checking a box. Second box but again, honeymoon era still exists, so that first year can be everything you're looking for. And then you start really learning a person two years in, three years in and shit like that. Now, if it's still what it is at that point after two, three years and everything is copacetic and everything like the communication is still what it is, then it's. Then I can validate the love I was giving out. I can validate it like it's. It's actually love at that point because I'm getting it back and everything. Now, if I'm getting back two years, three years and it's like dead, on that side I can, I can easily fall back out of love Like it's just, was it really love at this point?
Speaker 3:Well, it was. It's just that's the difference. Just because you weren't receiving that love back from that person doesn't change the fact that you was in love with that person.
Speaker 2:I guess you're right yeah.
Speaker 3:Because that happens in every relationship.
Speaker 2:That makes sense, Like I still was in love with you, Like I still fell in love with you.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:Because I don't think anybody's ever actually on the same page when it comes to love, because people love differently.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Differently different times. But y'all can both be in love with each other at the same time, but you can be in love with different things, though it can't be.
Speaker 2:it's not. You might love me because I have a great job and I can provide and protect. Or you might love me because I check all your boxes, like there's different types of reasons why somebody might fall in love with you, but I look at it where it's a complete, when it becomes a complete thing.
Speaker 3:I think that's where the wind doesn't become a complete thing. Because I feel like if you're always in a relationship with somebody and y'all are doing your most for each other and nobody's with the bullshit like how, when you always working in a relationship, no matter how long you've been together, the relationship is work well, yeah, and if the work is, it's like a career, right, if you have a career and you love what you do for a job, you don't feel like it's a job.
Speaker 2:It's something you love to do and you would do that until you retire. So if you look at love the same way, I think you treat love like a career. It's just something you. You don't look at it like a relationship. It's just who y'all are at this point. That's all. I look at it like that. It's always work. I don't think it's not work If you work hard to keep that type of feeling. That's what you should do in any kind of relationship. Of course it's going to have pitfalls and shit like that, but it's like how you get through those pitfalls is where love kicks in. You see what I'm saying how you can handle those peaks and valleys and shit. Or you know what I'm talking about. You know that saying what I'm talking about, you know that, saying the way you handle that and be able to communicate your way through that and still come out the other side the same way you felt going in. That's what it's supposed to be about. That's what I think. So I don't know.
Speaker 1:Okay, I get that.
Speaker 2:But again, I agree, the moment you fall in love with them, like you said, how do you know? Sometimes you just don't know that you know you're in love, you just start doing things you don't usually do. I would think how would you know if you're in love?
Speaker 3:We still together.
Speaker 4:That's how I would know. That's what I'm saying. I don't know.
Speaker 2:No, actually you do, that's what I'm saying. So time is no, actually you do, that's what I'm saying time.
Speaker 3:so alright, so honestly okay. So for me, a lot of times I'll act like, like it ain't what it is. But when you constantly, just when you still have that thrill of thinking about that person and just like, ugh, I just want to be around that person, or you know the care and stuff after the whole 30 days Shut up Because you know the first initial hit of oh you, flustered by this person, and that could be the infatuation that you have with that person. Once you get past that because it shows when, say, you get in your first argument or something right and then now say your block off pretty much, then you ought to know like, but people with love language is sometimes that they they think that's what love's supposed to be about, which is because they're a product of their environment exactly so how do?
Speaker 2:that's why how you quantify love is like how do you quantify a feeling Like I can feel like I love water and then not drink water for a month? Like you know what I'm saying. Like how do you does that mean that you don't love water? No, it just means you need a break from water sometimes, if you can't justify that with an actual person in a relationship, then it's time. I think time and love is kind of mutually exclusive at that point.
Speaker 3:So my thing that for me, so love and in love is like a tricky situation, because that in love moment I think is the first initial, when you're in that early phase and you're like, oh my God, I'm so madly in love with this person and yada, yada, yada. Now, once that cause being in love with somebody definitely dies down, it doesn't mean you stop loving them, it just means that that high that you had initially for them isn't that high anymore. But you still love that person and you still want to do whatever to be with that person. It's just not that heightened anymore.
Speaker 2:I hate hearing that there's a difference between love and in love. I hated that. When I was young I never understood the concept of that saying there's a difference of being in love and in love and it's like, well, if you're in love with somebody, then you love them. Isn't that the same thing? I never understood it. I never really understood it and then I tried to just kind of like yeah, I guess that's a thing, you know what I'm saying, but I still I can't. I don you know what I'm saying, just trying to kind of, but I still I can't. I don't fathom that fucking thing.
Speaker 3:I feel like. I feel like in love is not a real thing. I don't. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, and that's why everybody's like I used to yeah, that's why everybody.
Speaker 4:I never believed it, and this is.
Speaker 3:Because I did this as an assignment for school, like what's the difference between infatuation and being in love with somebody? So I think the in love part is actually the infatuation. Yes, yes, so there is no in love, it's just automatically infatuation with the person. Now, once you get past the infatuation part and all that stuff that the bells and whistles that you fucking fell in love with or you love, is no longer there for you. All the infatuation is gone, right, and you still love that person and, just like you know, whatever, that's what it is.
Speaker 2:I agree, I always thought like that. I never thought there was a difference between love and in love. So, uh-oh, you got a little love in your throat.
Speaker 3:So this conversation was going so well. You sounded so grown up and here you come.
Speaker 1:So you don't feel like once you got past that infatuation stage and you're still there and able to, and y'all still growing in your relationship or whatever. You don't feel like that is the point of you're actually in love, because you've gotten over the infatuation stage and yet you've seen everybody's flaws and you're still there.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying. It's just love. Who says that's?
Speaker 1:not the in love part of it.
Speaker 3:But that's what I mean. I mean it's still, it's love. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Because love is just going to be there regardless of what stage it is. But if people are saying that there are different levels to love because love is just going to be that nucleus, Right and then love, because love is just going to be that nucleus right, and then people are saying that there's different levels, supposedly.
Speaker 3:I don't know if there's different levels to love, though here's a like see, I don't think it's different levels to love. You just love somebody, I think I think it is.
Speaker 2:I think there is a complete all kinds of levels to love, to get to the point of overall love. You see, I'm saying because I think you want to get to that nucleus of love, right. So that's, that's the goal of being in that relationship is because you're you're, you're, you're loving on somebody, because some they're doing something that you love, right. So if I'm with somebody and and and what they're doing, i'm'm like, oh my God, I never experienced this before. This is new and I like this. I can appreciate and love this if this continues to be what it is, right, can?
Speaker 1:I say something, go ahead.
Speaker 2:But then I'm pointing out a thing that I'm loving that they're doing. I'm not. I'm not looking at the person and saying I'm loving that person. I'm loving what they're doing to make me feel like I love it.
Speaker 3:And that's everybody.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. So is that's not the nucleus of where I want to get to? You know, I mean I don't want to love a person because what they're doing, like some, like some females will tell me oh, I love the way you like we what you did in the bedroom, I love that you're my new best friend, um, so you know, I'm sorry, I just thought about some shit. But you know, now is that love for them like because I, I did what I did in the bedroom and they loved that and they never had it before, and they're like oh, I can't, I want this over and over those are just loose words from a loose girl.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't think that, don't matter, but I'm saying people you lose love my point, my point is.
Speaker 2:My point is people will point to certain things of each other and fall in love with that thing to to get to feel like they're getting closer now and then, once that stopped, they don't love you no more. Let's say that does cease, like water. You don't have water for a month. Let's say that doesn't cease, and they're gone and there's new things that's being introduced Now. Is that really love, because you love the thing they did or they were doing? I think that's lust.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because if you don't love the person for the person, then what's the?
Speaker 2:point, but let's take sex out of it. Let's say I cooked for them and they love the fact that I cook and I cook well and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Let's take sex out of it, you're still falling in love with, or you're loving the fact that I can do this and I can provide this in our relationship. No, I think that you're in love with the fact that that person cares enough to do something that you actually appreciate.
Speaker 3:Now, if you just love that they cook for you and don't care about nothing else, that's not love. That's not love.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. So my point is being like there's points that you're looking in like, especially the beginning, trying to figure out when that first point of love is. I think is when you stop pointing at the individual things that you love about the person more than more until you start loving the person itself.
Speaker 3:Well, that's just the whole, basically the dating phase where you get to know the person.
Speaker 2:That's all that is. So are you following? Are you loving somebody in the dating phase?
Speaker 1:Well if you potentially yeah, you get to that point, yeah.
Speaker 3:And it's not just because of the one cause. If that person is that's all they doing for me, Ooh, they could. Yeah, Like that's not gonna make me fall in love with you. That's superficial, Like. So anybody who just falls in love off of that alone and that's all they continue to worry about, that's not real love yeah, but you know.
Speaker 2:But I'm saying like it's not just that one thing, like you know the chivalry stuff, you open a door and like all the the honeymoon shit that happens in the first, because you don't really know what this is in the first six months or a year of this relationship. So what are you actually falling in love with at that point?
Speaker 3:so that's, that's for people who have been in multiple relationships looking for that special love that they're looking for. So now they are going into it with that mindset. But when you, fresh in, you ain't paying attention to that. You're naturally getting to know that person for everything. So it's not just you picking one thing out and then like, oh, that's it, that's it, that's whatever.
Speaker 2:I have a controversial statement. I think the only time that you experience true love is when you found your first boyfriend or girlfriend, like when you were young and had that feeling that you never had before. I think that particular feeling at that particular time, for someone else other than your parent or friend, I think that heart-fluttering moment when you fall in love with that first person, I think that's Now you can have that again. I think that's now you can have that again.
Speaker 2:I, I don't know you can have that again you understand what the feeling is like and you're looking for it again no, but you can't have that again.
Speaker 3:Because if you in a relationship, in that relationship you thought you were so head over heels and then you find out that was just an infatuation and it was shitty afterwards. And so when you go into dating somebody else and Are your expectations at that point? So, you go in with a more level headed and know what you want and you're aware of the shit.
Speaker 4:that's not so that kind of taints it, so you can't get. Does it? No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3:I'm asking, oh no, it doesn't taint it for me I'm asking oh no, it doesn't taint it for me this is my opinion. I feel like it makes you more aware of what you want and what you expect. So when you do find somebody that actually gives you that shit, yeah, all that flutter stuff and all that's going to come back, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be a little controversial because I'm going to go against that right, because you know what you're looking for. It's not a natural feeling, like I was the original time Right. So now, now you're going in it with a blueprint of how you could get that feeling back. I'm talking about the natural feeling that you got when you got there, like that's gone, like that original natural love feeling and that's based off of my own experience.
Speaker 2:And I agree, I'm not. I'm not trying to take it, but I'm not trying to take a discount on it, but I'm just saying, when you're now going to find it again, now you're adding expectations to what you're looking for for love. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it still don't mean you can't get that feeling back. It's just based on the person and how they're going in. If you go into another relationship and you don't get that wow factor back, then maybe you should look into yourself.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, you're true. Yeah, Because I think for certain people, love could look like when they say, oh, what's your love language? And it's like, oh, words of affirmation, right, right. So this person may not say the same stuff that this one did, and I had that feeling based on the things that they said, but I also have that feeling because it's just words of affirmation is what makes me feel that way, not specifically what you're saying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so y'all could be saying two different things and I can have that feeling for both of you, right.
Speaker 2:So y'all could be saying two different things and I can have that feeling. For both of you Is love different if your review of yourself is you don't love yourself as much as what you once did.
Speaker 3:So you would get a high off of the way somebody else is loving on you. Yeah.
Speaker 2:So does that play a role into this? I think it does, because then that would introduce false feelings or false love, because you don't have that in you. Then you're trying to have superficial love, trying to fill that void of what you're not giving to yourself, which could be damning to some people it's also like that.
Speaker 1:You know that savior complex. So it's like if I'm in a shitty situation at home with my parents, um, and my new boyfriend rescues me from that home and I move in with him, and now I feel like, oh my god, you, god, you cared enough, you gave enough to take me out of where I was being harmed. Right, I think I'm in love with you, yeah.
Speaker 3:Then you find yourself in a different level of harm than what you was at your house.
Speaker 1:But it's like are you truly in love, Correct? Or is it because that person did something that?
Speaker 3:They saved you yeah.
Speaker 2:So to definitively answer the question, I don't think anybody knows when they fall in love.
Speaker 3:No, because it's so there's. No, because that was the question like when do you know right? Um, because when you think about it, right, everybody looks at love. Like when you, when you love somebody, right say because say like I love you Sean, I love you Mr.
Speaker 2:So it's like she said I'm Mr. She don't love you.
Speaker 1:She forgot my name for a second she was like she thought you was a different special guest.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just saying like because I'm Mr. Oh my god what I'm saying is so you know, the people expect like oh, because you family, you're supposed to love your family.
Speaker 2:No, you don't, that's not true you know.
Speaker 3:So you, love is just love. I feel like you know, and when you really think about how you treat people, the only difference is if it's like. Difference is if it's like so, friends and family love. I feel like it's kind of the same thing because everybody always like, oh, that's my family. When it's just a friend, that's just real love. The only difference between a love between a partner is y'all fucking. You know what I mean, but it's all the same.
Speaker 1:Love, you just love can I, because it has to be though because why do you, what do you mean?
Speaker 3:like the just because you're having sex is what no, no, I don't mean just because y'all having sex, I'm just saying, like you, incorporate, that's the only really that's the only majority of a difference between loving somebody else compared to somebody else a level think it's a level of intimacy. That's probably the word I was looking for.
Speaker 2:She went straight to sex, right, just a hussy.
Speaker 1:I'm like alright, so you telling all of these virgins?
Speaker 4:that waited until they got married, that they didn't love that person until the honeymoon.
Speaker 3:Yes, intimacy, not just spreading it wide and laying it loose.
Speaker 2:I didn't love it to the honeymoon, you know what's sad is some people like that, though. Ain't that crazy is it fair to say love encompass all feelings. Love like hate, discomfort, comfort, everything encompassed in it, to a point where you accept all of those feelings with the person you're with. Yeah because whoever you love can't hurt you. Is it fair to say?
Speaker 1:that that's what love is. I think it does.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because whoever you love can't hurt you.
Speaker 2:Absolutely.
Speaker 3:Because how would you experience the hurt if you didn't love Right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, because if they don't mean shit to you.
Speaker 3:You ain't going to bother them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was good, I like that.
Speaker 3:Now eat my ass, now eat my oh.
Speaker 1:Now Sean.
Speaker 3:A that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Now you know, my voice ain't that deep.
Speaker 3:Mr.
Speaker 1:Now you know, his ain't either. You got us both beat, so it was a funny story. He, he, he.
Speaker 2:The fuck. We still know that's you. That was a deep ass, he, he.
Speaker 3:So you had enough today, I know.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry. On April 1st there was a company that released a challenge that the first person that tattooed CRUD K-R-U-D on their forehead and show up at the studio would win $250,000. That was the name of the company. So there was a gentleman who went and had it done and got those four letters tattooed on his forehead. Please tell me there's a picture. Yes, there is Very big. I remember this.
Speaker 2:Wasn't he on like Judge Judy or something like that, or Mathis.
Speaker 1:No, it was one of those court shows. To find out that it was an April Fool's joke that was put out by the company. Yes, but he acted too fast. Yes, he ain't listen to the whole thing or some shit. So he sued for $250,000 because he felt like they let him on and he wouldn't have done that if they didn't promote that as if it was a real thing, even though it was on April Fool's Day and it was their April Fool's, and the jury actually found in his favor.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because that was a horrible fucking April Fool's joke.
Speaker 2:You know. What's funny is he probably knew that the guy who got it done and he knew he had a case well, some people are, you know, professional um. He knew he had a case because all he had to say was I didn't hear anything else, all I heard. Would you say I can get 250 000 by tattooing this on my forehead and I and he got a way to get rid of it.
Speaker 1:So people from the company on the court show they were saying, like we specifically said online, click on this link for further information about the thing. And so when you click on the link, it says April Fool's, this isn't real. He never clicked on the link. So they're like that's your own stupidity by not following the directions to click on the link. But the jury still was like no, he got misled. So, yeah, he sued them for $510,000, but he got $250,000.
Speaker 2:I you know, I think they're both idiots.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I think it's a funny ass a-boosh.
Speaker 3:It is funny as as shit, but just let the whole thing play out. Don't be like click here. You know people ain't clicking on shit. Well, if the instructions say hey for more. Clearly looking at him, he ain't clicking on shit. That's another button.
Speaker 2:White people doing white things. That's funny Start listening people Start clicking things. Start listening people.
Speaker 3:Start clicking buttons. People Start following instructions. If they tell you this is how to get something done. Click the link.
Speaker 1:He made over 250, so I don't want to defend either side. I don't either In the defense of the company. They did everything. Why would anyone in their right mind Make that a prank, Go into a situation like that without reading the small print? That's true.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying Because people was fucking money hungry and all he saw was the money. That's like when people sign them damn contracts and don't read the shit all the way. Why would?
Speaker 1:you say read this thing that says hey, if you tattoo this on your head, we're gonna pay you this money, and you not look to see what, what other requirements are involved in me tattooing this on my head. You just ran right out and was like sign me up now now it says regerts instead of regrets.
Speaker 3:Well, now you got your booty diddled because you didn't read the contract all the way.
Speaker 1:Yo, and that's our jam.
Speaker 2:Yeah, never mind. I was going to come to the defense with this dude, but nope, he got his booty diddled.
Speaker 1:It's like going to buy a house and you don't read all the documents and you just sign them all. At some point you got to think about this is too good to be true.
Speaker 2:Common sense would say there's got to be something else to this. All I got to do is tattoo my forehead. Now anybody would kind of think twice. I got to walk around with a tattoo of crud on my head, like I need to learn, or how long do I have to have it on my forehead? Yeah.
Speaker 3:Why so big I would've got a small-ass crud.
Speaker 2:Well, because his forehead's huge, so it had to be that big.
Speaker 3:In my eyebrow.
Speaker 2:And yeah, that's Like who said he had to get those letters that big.
Speaker 3:In bold fucking letters, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Like you didn't dig any deeper into the requirements or the stipulations.
Speaker 3:You was just like all right. I wonder if they did their research and he just got them temporary tattoos and when he won the case he was like well, gotcha bitch.
Speaker 2:I won't put it past him either it's Hannah Right. He probably dodgedged like tax evasion. I think he did dodge it, dodged it. I was trying to correct it fast as fuck. I know you did. You fuck face. I was trying to auto-correct fast as hell, anyway, anyway, what's next? Well, you know, idiots, anyway.
Speaker 3:Anyway, what's next?
Speaker 1:Idiots.
Speaker 2:Can't really call him an idiot because he got 250 out of it, true? I mean, you would have got 250 out of it, I don't.
Speaker 1:You think she would have tattooed her head?
Speaker 3:Hell, nah, don't you do it Better? Shut the fuck up. No, so, moving on, donald Trump has announced that it's a dirt, a UFC fight URK.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, go ahead. I was saying that's what I would put on my forehead.
Speaker 3:Not that little ass forehead.
Speaker 2:I know this shit.
Speaker 3:Donald Trump has announced that A UFC fight will take place at the White House lawn next year. Oh lord, yeah, they will host it To celebrate 250 years of American independence. What a way to celebrate.
Speaker 1:We are such a joke, Bro. Why is the White House Of the United States of America Hosting a UFC event Like what is going on here?
Speaker 3:And they're like this is going to be an epic event.
Speaker 1:Well, oh my God, and it's going to be the biggest event that we've ever had, and it's not fake news Fake news Like and granted, because you know he's close with Dana White, how close there are. You know booty close with dana white, um, how close there are. No booty diddling trumpers, but it's just. This really is like a a reality tv show. No, seriously, it's really sad that we are a laughingstock.
Speaker 1:No, around the world have been even before he became like china, like the president of china just put out a statement, was like yeah, um, the world it had been even before he became the president of China just put out a statement and was like yeah, the world would be just fine without the United States.
Speaker 2:This comes off the back of him passing that stupid ass bill, the big beautiful Bamba Club bill. Just to kind of. Just to kind of let y'all understand what the fuck's happening with this bill, if y'all didn't know. For high income earners it's going to be a major tax break, like permanent cuts. It's saying Nothing. Immediate long term debt issues for middle-income families. If you're working in places where you get tips, you get um, overtime breaks, child but like a little bit of better uh, child credit, something called salt relief, um, if you ever heard about that you, you can look into that Blood pressure. But for low-income people like you barely get any tax breaks. They cut off your Medicaid, your SNAP benefits, any kind of benefits you have and the crazy part about that that.
Speaker 2:Low-income people getting jerked.
Speaker 3:He think he's doing that to like, and it's really not. It doesn't help. It's not's doing that to like and it's really not. It doesn't help. It's not black Americans that's suffering from that. It's not, and most people would think that's the case, but it's the people that voted for him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and the thing is is that he doesn't care?
Speaker 4:I know, he don't care about those people.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:He's only doing this. This bill is going to help his billionaire friend. He's only doing that for them. He already said previously that he felt that the people who backed him and who would vote for him for presidency that they're stupid. They ain't got no rings.
Speaker 3:And he was right. Yep, that's your president Now. He don't Took away their benefits and sent their ass packing. Hold on. This ain't and you can't have an abortion. It's crazy. So now you gotta have that horse baby. Find a way.
Speaker 2:Not only that, and increase our deficit To four trillion dollars, or some shit like that. Like we are, it's crazy, like so Y'all gotta pay attention To like who y'all put in these Legislative offices man and whoever those not the presidency, what the fuck don't pay attention to that no, just so.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just wanted to point that out, man, if y'all don't understand what's going on with that bill that was passed on fourth of july I think that last day, so it. So it's taking effect and you're going to see the effects of it slowly throughout the years.
Speaker 1:Good luck everybody. I got one last question for you guys. So you're a burglar, but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victims. What are you taking?
Speaker 2:Mildly inconvenience. Mildly inconvenience.
Speaker 1:So you didn't steal their safe full of money, which would completely devastate them, because that was all their savings. I'll steal all their remotes.
Speaker 3:I'll take all the toilet paper and their wet wipes.
Speaker 2:They'll be fucking pissed what the fuck is a remote? And then I'll break the pissed. What the fuck is a remote? And then I'll break the button on the TV so they can't change the change. Oh my god, they ain't got shit to do and they chargers, all they chargers all they remotes.
Speaker 1:That's hilarious. I like that. I like that. Somebody said they stealing the plate that goes in the microwave.
Speaker 2:Without that plate you done for bro.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's some shit. I'm taking all your racks out your oven.
Speaker 3:Dang, that's fucked up, especially if they got a gas stove, it's diabolical. If you got electric, you can get away with it. I'm taking everybody's refrigerated door off. I was going to say I'm about to cut all the plugs. Oh my God, to the refrigerator.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine? Take all they light bulbs. Yeah, most of them are like.
Speaker 3:Just steal all they bottoms.
Speaker 2:All they bottoms. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:The hell you gonna do With their underwear.
Speaker 2:And put them in like what? Just take them Edible arrangement boxes.
Speaker 4:I hope they all ain't dirty.
Speaker 3:Fuck, I hope they all ain't dirty. That's gross.
Speaker 2:Yikes.
Speaker 1:Well, now we're on your favorite part of the show.
Speaker 2:Oh yes, we are, we are.
Speaker 4:Gems.
Speaker 2:Let's have a friend drop a gem on him. Tell a friend, drop a gem on them. We're going to drop gems on them today. Let's drop gems on them. All right, we're going to do a little special today because I want Sean A and Nene to provide some gems today. I can't wait to hear what they got. Let's see, let's got, let's see. Gem number one for me. How do you feel about this? One deep apology and talk can fix so much. Y'all just not mature enough to do it. You think an apology in a talk will fix everything.
Speaker 3:If it's a genuine apology, because a lot of people don't like to fucking apologize for shit.
Speaker 2:What makes it genuine, like it's actually a conversation to make it genuine or you really think they're telling you the truth.
Speaker 3:So if somebody comes up to me and be like and slap the shit out of you.
Speaker 2:I did.
Speaker 4:Bitch, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:One. Don't give me a backhanded apology and be like you know I apologize for what happened, but once you hit that but it's like you ruined the apology. It don't mean shit.
Speaker 2:Or one of those. I'm sorry you felt that way type of apology.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:For me the apology would work, and I believe it. When there is action that follows Like sex.
Speaker 2:It's like I'm sorry dick, oh, my God.
Speaker 3:Sometimes that works. Didn't I tell you to mute your goddamn mic?
Speaker 2:But that doesn't work. That works sometimes. That's a backhanded apology too, that's a backhanded apology as well.
Speaker 3:I'm sure it is.
Speaker 4:It is.
Speaker 2:I'm sure it is you like a good backhand.
Speaker 1:No, moving on.
Speaker 2:No, no, next jam. I'm sure it is you like a good backhand.
Speaker 4:No, moving on next jam.
Speaker 2:Serious question hold on, let's stay here. Serious question a good dicking isn't a good apology. I don't know what a good dicking is wow.
Speaker 3:I'm just talking about the wordies. The wordies wow and that is our jam wow, wow. I'm just talking about the wordies. Wow, the wordies.
Speaker 1:Wow, wow, and that is our jam Wow, wow. So I would say no, no Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a temporary fix.
Speaker 1:It is because you haven't worked through anything.
Speaker 2:Right, okay.
Speaker 1:You got temporary gratification, correct.
Speaker 3:Why would you do it? Well, you purposely just got in an argument just because you wanted apology dick.
Speaker 2:Right, you would take apology, dick and still be mad.
Speaker 3:I'm going to be honest Sometimes. No, Honestly, some of the fights that I've gotten with my husband, it's just because I wanted apology dick.
Speaker 1:Wild. Hey, yo Wild I'm just saying it's exciting.
Speaker 3:Cat's out the bag, hey, babe, okay.
Speaker 1:Let's move forward For our younger listeners.
Speaker 2:That is not the way yeah.
Speaker 3:Don't follow Nene.
Speaker 2:Let him eat it. What? What Is this? An accurate depiction of someone with?
Speaker 3:ADD yes.
Speaker 2:Yep, there you go. I just said, yes, clean it. Yep, there you go. I just said clean it. It was like Because it's going to end up with dick.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:What's up? Clean it.
Speaker 1:Get out of here.
Speaker 2:Clean in the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I ordered the plant and now I'm making a dentist appointment. That's so true.
Speaker 1:The fact that I know people like that.
Speaker 3:That's me. I was trying not to call you out. I'm going to call myself out. I don't care.
Speaker 2:I have spells like this sometimes because when I'm cleaning I kind of do a deep clean every time I clean Pick yourself up and then I have to send them as flowers every time I clean. So it was sort of like Big yourself up and then no, for real.
Speaker 1:I have to. It will be all day Send them as flowers. Yeah, for real, just don't bring it to the barber shop.
Speaker 2:I hope that's not why she fell in love with me. But I have to rearrange everything when I clean. But then when I start rearranging I start finding different things, which throws me off the original task anyway. So is that a slight case?
Speaker 3:of easy. Yes, that's not a slight, that's a yes. Okay, that's a yes to the dress.
Speaker 2:Alright, next one, last one I got. The richest thing you can have is peace.
Speaker 3:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. I'm wealthy. I'm wealthy. Alright, now I want to hear you guys' gems, what the hell do y'all find?
Speaker 3:let me go first, sure, okay. So society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people jakes absolutely.
Speaker 2:yes, I thought that was Absolutely I think that's just how the world is just wound up today, like everything is a fucking thing now.
Speaker 3:You don't even know anymore.
Speaker 2:Like.
Speaker 3:Especially with this AI shit.
Speaker 2:Listen, look the moment they grab hold to this podcast.
Speaker 3:It's going to be fake news, oh my God Anyway we can't wait till y'all find us. I got one more. If you could read somebody's mind for a minute, what's the first thing you'd want to know?
Speaker 2:Ooh, if they really love me.
Speaker 1:Okay, Whitney, go ahead. No, um, uh, If they really love me, Okay.
Speaker 2:Whitney Go ahead. No, it depends. I'm about to do it. It depends.
Speaker 1:If it's 30 days or less, because right hey yo.
Speaker 2:You want to know if they just poisoned, poisoned your food, if they found out some shit you just want to know if they found out some shit or if they on some shit.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying if they did some shit right, nah, I'm just joking what would you say?
Speaker 2:I actually don't want to know what you don't know. Don't hurt you. When you look you say I actually don't want to know. Oh, you don't care. What you don't know, don't hurt you.
Speaker 1:When you look you find yeah, and I think I'll be happy as hell that I got the opportunity. Yeah, and then mad as fuck if I find out something I didn't really want to know.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And now it just ruins everything, damn.
Speaker 2:I wonder what they would say if they heard your mind for like a second.
Speaker 3:People wouldn't like me.
Speaker 1:Check out my gravel.
Speaker 3:People wouldn't like me.
Speaker 2:You kill me every time you do that. They wouldn't like you. It's just full of vitriol, okay.
Speaker 3:But what I would like to know is the codes to the vault, so that's what I'd be looking for. You got to get close to somebody who would know the codes to the vault, so that's what I'd be looking for Y'all get close to somebody who would know the codes.
Speaker 2:How you get close Just walk in a bank.
Speaker 3:It doesn't say you said what my?
Speaker 1:feminine wild, that ain't gonna work Her back flap. Yeah, the both of them Ding ding ding. Send me in like SWAT.
Speaker 3:Yo shut the fuck up. Yo, not send you in like.
Speaker 2:SWAT. Yo Alright, sean. What would you do Boo? No, I'm saying I'm sorry, what's your gems.
Speaker 1:Black people really don't celebrate American holidays for their true meanings. We're just happy. We off work and get to eat and drink with the family.
Speaker 3:You are goddamn right, if you see every function that happens that don't even require black people. We are fucking there, yes, and we sometimes we don't. Why are we at st patrick's day?
Speaker 2:yeah, we're not celebrating I didn't celebrate the fourth of july drunk and dubbing the building street.
Speaker 1:Listen I'm sure you paint on our naked bodies.
Speaker 2:Wow. Just you, no, nene said oh yeah, I got beads Out your ass. The big ones.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, I got one more. What is wrong with you, I'm sorry. White and space. My beauty whoopie Black people are the only ones that laugh at child abuse. My beauty hood Black people are the only ones that laugh at child abuse. Like remember when mama bust that vase on your head. Yes, we do. Why do we find humor in?
Speaker 2:trauma Because we know we needed it. We need to get our ass beat for some of the shit we did.
Speaker 3:We had to take ourselves that was our piece.
Speaker 2:That was our way of peace. Actually, am I accepting trauma by doing that? Pretty much, my beating was good.
Speaker 3:You talk to your mother like Ma. Remember when you punched me in the back of the head because I drank? No, juice.
Speaker 2:My mom would deny all of this shit. She'd say I never did that, Ma, you chased. I never did that. You chased us down with a broomstick.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I'd be like Ma you remember, I don't remember doing that gear bad. My mama owns all her hits she do.
Speaker 2:She was on Justin Timberlake's album. I thought you wasn't getting beat, just beaten by him.
Speaker 3:Wow, that's, that's, that's great.
Speaker 4:That's my gym. This is our longest episode, guys. You are so inappropriate.
Speaker 3:Everything you say you need to delete.
Speaker 4:You need to leave, you don to leave, you need to leave, you don't belong.
Speaker 2:We made it to the end of this episode, and if you made it to the end of this episode with us, we love you yes we do love you. We fell in love with you.
Speaker 1:And I will send you all the location of the barbershop that, mr Frequents, so you can all show up with bouquets of flowers.
Speaker 2:Make sure they're diamond studded.
Speaker 3:And edible arrangement with dirty panties at the bottom.
Speaker 2:I'll take those. You'll eat the panties first, chocolate, if you have. I don't know why I tried to even extend that joke. That just made it worse. I just made the fucking thing worse. I don't know how dare y'all not have her in the top 100 or the top 10? We love you guys, plus ones. Thank you for staying with us, entertaining us, letting us entertain you.
Speaker 3:I was about to say entertaining us by even listening.
Speaker 2:We appreciate every second.
Speaker 3:You know, it's all fun, it's all jokes refer to the tagline any questions we ask today go ahead show her to do it.
Speaker 2:We appreciate y'all later bye, bye.
Speaker 3:Appreciate y'all Later. Bye-bye, bye-bye. I'm so into you, darling. If you only knew all the things that flow through my mind.
Speaker 4:But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby, when I close my eyes, you come and take me On a moonlit night, it's so deep in my taste, but it's just a sweet Tennessee, baby. Don't you wanna feel it so? Don't you wanna feel it so? And I want you all, oh, baby, don't you wanna feel it so? And I want you over me to tell me, and I want you over me to tell me, and I want you over me to tell me. Images around you creep into my mind as you go into my head, and my heart beats faster when you take me over. Tell me, tell me time again, and my heart beats faster when you take me over. Tell me, tell me, tell me again, what is this thing?
