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Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the table for three. We miss you.
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Speaker 5:Yeah, let's go. Little cutie rat Walkin' by with the doobie rap, tight blue jeans and Mac Small Gucci bag. No loot and no jobs. Stay home givin' blowjobs Like no prob, it's simple. Holla out the window. It's the project name. Folk. Fuck my whole crew. You know how we do. You got that Good pussy I can share with my people. Be a brave girl, do your thing, let them titty tang. I have all the bitches saying If you know it, sing it Hope everybody's enjoying their weekends.
Speaker 4:Have a nice week.
Speaker 7:It's a party. Yo, it's your birthday. It's your birthday. Happy birthday, Sean A Woo-hoo. You already know he finally turned seven guys.
Speaker 1:He is eligible. Oh my God.
Speaker 7:Come give me a hug, let's go. Jesus, yeezer, yeezer. But I don't walk with a lip, I'm a hype. A little pop Say I'm loco, choco, yeah, okay, let's go. Let's go. Hope you're enjoying your ride to work Home from work.
Speaker 4:From your black smear, eat it.
Speaker 7:Eat it.
Speaker 6:Gotta get that first check. Oh no, Go like hoodie. Is he safe from Diddy Mace?
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Speaker 1:Let's go. Oh no, oh my God, it's hot outside. Ladies and gentlemen, the summer is here. I hope you're going to the beach. I hope you're going outside. Enjoy. I hope you're going outside Enjoying this weather while we have it. New England is bad man. They could be cold tomorrow.
Speaker 4:Enjoy it. You know, flash my keys, me and the rest of my heathens Checking out a lot to the top of the four seasons. Big house rooftop birds I'm feeding. No season. Nothing left to see, then no season. I need you to get up on the phone and dance slow. Don't give that man what he asking for. I feel like busting loose and I feel like touching you. Sean, you feel like busting loose and can't nobody stop the juice. So baby Showing. You feel like busting loose, you know it's sick life.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, what's up everybody? Thank you for joining us once again. Table for Three is back in the building. I am your boy, Mister, If you're new here. We got Nene. We got Sean A in the building. It's a weekend and that's all I got. How is everybody's week weekend? How is everybody doing? Doing, sean, I know you celebrating the birthday's coming soon.
Speaker 2:You're gonna be naked on somebody cruise wow oh yeah, yeah, you ain't flown out I'm getting flewed out for my cumpleaños now, um yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 1:How's everybody week?
Speaker 2:Not bad, not bad Not bad at all.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, it was a week. Oh yeah, we back there. Mm-hmm, after the vacation. It's just been weeks, pretty much.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got a travel fire, so it's been a week.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, Sean. What about you?
Speaker 2:It's just my work week wasn't bad. Wasn't bad. No, it actually wasn't bad. It was short.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, it was short, coming off the 4th of July weekend, right yeah, and I had to take a couple extra days. Yeah, yeah, so do I. I had four short weekends in a row. You know it is what it is. Fourth of july fell on a friday. I usually I'm I'm usually off, so I moved my uh off day to that monday. So I got a short week this week and short week next week. So really yeah, because now again come back around back to your regular rotation.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the friday's gonna be off, so you know I can't complain. But I gotta admit, even though it was, if it was a short week, it felt like a very long week. Like even with that day off, it's just like the week wouldn't just just wouldn't end like I felt. Like on thursday. I was like why is this still thursday? Like I feel like it should be friday you know, what I mean.
Speaker 3:And I had Wednesday off, so you had a short week too, kinda, and it didn't feel like it.
Speaker 1:At all. It didn't, especially coming off of that weekend, you know, having that Monday off of the 4th of July weekend, I felt great. And then went back to work on Tuesday and then by Wednesday I was like yo, why is this week not over yet? It was, you know, maybe because we're still closing our books. So it was just everything is just ramped up for the end of the fiscal year and starting a new fiscal year. I mean, I was just mad busy, but maybe that was the reason I just wanted to. It's like come on week just end.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like come on week, just end. Yeah, he's tired of the work. Yeah, so you know I was tired of the work too.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I was tired of the people.
Speaker 1:And then you were tired of your job.
Speaker 3:Hey yo.
Speaker 4:Cumpleaños. Can you say, daughter, you need to leave.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, any interesting stories leave. Oh my god, um any interesting stories? Nothing, oh my god, I was just mocking him the way oh, my god, oh my god, yeah, and I did it I mocked myself why I I don't know. I can tell you why and why is that? Let's dive deeper into that. So you know, I went to the beach today.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:What beach.
Speaker 3:Rocky Neck. I was about to say. I was like who don't know where they?
Speaker 1:went. I just know how to get there. I never know the name of it. I went to the beach today and went there, laid down, got up and left. What? I ain't going to water. I just went there, enjoyed time with my family, probably like an hour two, got up and left. Did you get a tan? I'm black as shit.
Speaker 3:So if I got a tan. I was about to say how can you tell?
Speaker 1:If I get darker than this, I'm black as shit. I was about to say how can you tell If I get darker than this? I'm just a walking. You ain't even that dark, I think so. All my pictures show that.
Speaker 3:Whoever's taking your pictures is horrible. I'm dark as shit.
Speaker 2:You know how, like I know, for like lighter people, when you're out in the sun and all your body parts that are exposed get darker. I'm dark skinned. It shows like the lighter parts underneath you that don't get no sun. Are you lighter? Am I lighter? Take your shirt off, let us see Yo.
Speaker 3:You hear me.
Speaker 2:Take your shirt off.
Speaker 1:let us see If I take my shirt off and I'm a little bit lighter. He got a white ass. Hey yo, I've been baking for weeks.
Speaker 3:I don't want to be crazy, as if his ass is the same complexion as his face.
Speaker 1:Hey yo, Yo, I'm a cross color.
Speaker 4:Hey, yo Yo that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Oh Yo, Yo, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Oh my.
Speaker 3:God, I never thought of that I want to see now.
Speaker 1:Like take your clothes off. Well, if I do that but I've had some times like when I took my watch off you could see like the color difference, right. Yeah, like it's a little bit lighter under my watch, right. So I know I could get a tan and but like I don't know my face, I don't know if my face get blacker blacker, it does the reverse.
Speaker 1:This shit is crazy. Like yo you know taking pictures. Like I hate taking pictures because if the flash ain't right I just look like the creepy shadow guy in the back.
Speaker 2:Yo, he's the abyss. Yo, for real.
Speaker 3:Not you, the unopened character.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And I got really beady eyes, like not, but I got Asian type eyes right. They're like almond shape, yeah, so it's like, and I got really good eyebrows, asian eyes. I do Everybody tell me to open my eyes. I'm like I can see you fine, so I know what they go through. But I got definition, so you know, what?
Speaker 1:Wow, they go through. But you know I got definition, so you know, you know what. But I'm saying like, even in those pictures, like as black as I am and in my eyes don't look like they're open, I look like a, like a, like a shadow demon, like in the back with, you know, just in the back, just hovering around people like I look so weird like, if you look at any of my, if you look at any of my like old school pictures, Tell me your name Bista.
Speaker 1:Like what the fuck? Like I hate pictures, like even that's why I don't really have a lot of pictures Like I don't do selfies because, like, if the light ain't right you can selfies, because if the light ain't right, you can't see yourself. I'm just dark. I try to wear lighter clothes now to bring out my cheekbones.
Speaker 2:Not your cheekbones.
Speaker 7:I'm mad.
Speaker 3:you're really sitting here like you're so black he's going to have blush on his cheeks.
Speaker 1:Yo, I'm telling you Like I ain't that black, he's going to be ashy. I ain't that black. You know those old, like I ain't that black, you gonna be ashy, I ain't that black. But I was Starting to bleach your breasts. You know those old, like elementary Class pictures they used to do and people be like what the hell is that Black spot in the back? That was me, cause I was the tallest and blackest.
Speaker 3:That was me too. I was so dark. No, Nigga.
Speaker 2:No, ma'am, there is nothing black about you. No, ma'am, there's nothing black about you, no ma'am.
Speaker 5:Wow, no, ma'am.
Speaker 2:In my pictures they used to be like oh my God, where'd they get that life-size Charleston chew that everyone's looking on Because you can't chew a Charleston chew.
Speaker 1:You can't chew a Charleston chew, you're absolutely right.
Speaker 3:Oh, that laugh was disrespectful. Please take that out no Uh-uh.
Speaker 1:No, you look like nougat. What, what? Your complexion looks like nougat. Nougat is very light.
Speaker 2:Exactly, Sir stop it, cut that shit out, nene Nougat, she's like a honey, graham cracker yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, nene Nugget.
Speaker 3:She's like a honey, graham cracker yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm dark as fuck. No, you're not.
Speaker 1:The fuck is wrong with you. No, you're not, NeNe, you're a booty hole.
Speaker 2:But that's about it.
Speaker 1:That's probably bleach.
Speaker 3:Would you bleach your booty hole? Why would I bleach my booty hole, Like if it's just too black and you gotta lighten it up? Oh shit, hey yeah.
Speaker 2:Someone need to see you in the car Michael Jackson my ass what you say.
Speaker 4:Yo, I didn't catch it. Yo, what the fuck did you say?
Speaker 1:Yo, oh Lord, oh Lord oh.
Speaker 4:God, mm-mm.
Speaker 1:You know what is appealing about you, though. Like your teeth, maxes your complexion.
Speaker 3:Get out of here.
Speaker 1:Like when you smile, you can't tell here.
Speaker 4:Like when you smile, you can't tell that's fucked up. Oh my god, I'm not coming for you.
Speaker 1:Like when she just smiled, I was just like I'm done, I'm done, I'm sorry, that came on all wrong, oh my God, she's never going to open her mouth again.
Speaker 4:I am so lost for words.
Speaker 1:Yo the way. You was just so stunned. What the fuck did he just say?
Speaker 4:mama.
Speaker 1:You know what? I'm just joking. No, you got them pearly whites.
Speaker 2:The pearly whites. He said you look like you drink gravy.
Speaker 3:I drink too much coffee to have pearly whites. Oh man.
Speaker 2:Fuck you, though. I just want to put that out there. Fuck you, poor. Thing.
Speaker 3:What's going on in the world? Why don't you show us your two-toned body?
Speaker 1:I would. It would just accentuate my teeth. I hate you. My teeth blackens my teeth blackens my asshole. That's disgusting.
Speaker 3:That is nasty.
Speaker 2:Anyways, we're back in Florida, move back.
Speaker 4:Thank you. Oh my.
Speaker 2:God, florida, that's the way to take it away. Yeah, so we have an angry elderly woman. Oh, Mr Made the News Bitch.
Speaker 3:Talk about my teeth bitch.
Speaker 2:So 80-year-old Linda Frenier Linda listen Was arrested on June 30th for just a little misunderstanding, so turns out that she was selling crack out her titties.
Speaker 2:There was a woman unnamed victim was driving her car. She pulled over behind a certain parking spot in the lot so she could check her GPS on her phone and little old Linda began backing out of her spot and she hit this woman's car on the passenger side and Linda, linda, linda, linda got outraged and she allegedly, she allegedly started going off. The lady ends up asking her to calm down, asked her for her insurance, and Linda responds back I'm not giving you shit bitch. So Linda ultimately starts cursing.
Speaker 4:Wait, is that?
Speaker 2:Linda. Yes, let me see that she looked like she said it right. Yes, let me see that she looked like she said it right. Yes, linda ultimately starts cursing the woman out and her brother, who's sitting in the passenger seat. Linda gets out of her car, slaps the woman in the face, takes her phone and throws it across the street. Ay yo, linda was ultimately arrested. When the officers arrived, she admitted that she knew she did something wrong, and so she's facing some battery and robbery charges because she snatched that phone out.
Speaker 3:Yes, linda, and your big ass. Adh. I meant ADH, 80 years of age. Ay yo, adh. What the fuck was that? That's his of age. Hey yo, that's not 80 age. What the fuck was that Is that real rage.
Speaker 1:That's just old age.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was going to say that was definitely old age shit.
Speaker 1:Why the fuck is that 80 plus?
Speaker 3:They don't give a shit about nothing, and I'm sorry not to be defending Linda, but y'all got to stop pulling up behind parked cars and thinking they not Nobody in it and they not about to back up and all that shit.
Speaker 1:Y'all know All Linda was like this bitch better move, because I gotta go. Linda, 80 years old. I gotta change my diaper, let me.
Speaker 3:She is 80 years old. She ain't see that bitch Pull up behind her.
Speaker 2:Linda Carr Don't got no mirrors.
Speaker 3:Right, she ain't got the new age car she pulled out.
Speaker 2:She don't even got a rear view mirror.
Speaker 1:She ain't got a passenger seat, she got a seat belt.
Speaker 3:She ain't got a passenger seat. She still got a tape deck.
Speaker 2:She ride on the steering wheel, her car made out of real steel, so is her hands. Evidently, linda look like she need dough.
Speaker 3:She ain't got a rear view mirror. You know, Linda backed up and was like fuck.
Speaker 1:God damn it. She looks like she did that shit though.
Speaker 2:And she look like she'll do it again she can smack the shit out of anybody. I wonder how much time she gonna get, if any.
Speaker 3:She ain't gonna get no time, whatever time she got left is not that far off. Hey yo, Linda ain't dying no time soon.
Speaker 4:Linda's a gangster Look at her.
Speaker 3:She ain't going nowhere. Linda mean she gonna live forever. Mean people live long.
Speaker 1:It looked like she was a part of a group what Like one of those groups With a confederate flag, and you know they ride bikes.
Speaker 3:Linda looked like she'd be at home, recording herself spinning with knives and low butt, low butt.
Speaker 1:She got a low butt. How can you tell?
Speaker 2:She got a low butt and high knees.
Speaker 3:Long titties, that was scary.
Speaker 2:Linda, keep your hands to yourself. It's not worth it she don't know what that means.
Speaker 1:She don't give a fuck. She in jail throwing hands, yeah, if.
Speaker 3:Linda slapped you in your face.
Speaker 2:Linda would have to give a fuck.
Speaker 3:But Linda ain't stupid because you know, when the police came, Linda switched up real fast. She's like I know I did something wrong and I'm willing to pay.
Speaker 1:Oh, Linda turned into Karen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she did, but that's how you know. Linda, really don't give a fuck, because if you think of normal old people like an 80-year-old Would be startled. One would be startled, and then why would they feel comfortable to? Now there's two people in that car, a male and a female Custom both of them out. We were comfortable enough to custom both out physically assault one and take their phone and chuck their shit.
Speaker 3:Like so now you damaged two things that I have.
Speaker 1:Right. Was the people that she hit? Were they black? It doesn't say yeah, I don't know. I don't know, Because if they was white I'd fuck with Linda. Linda, just don't give a fuck who it is.
Speaker 3:I don't care if it was white, black or whatever. Linda just got no shits to give she don't? Yeah, she don't she don't. She said I'm 80.
Speaker 1:She left her lovers at home, linda still go to the club.
Speaker 3:Linda is the club.
Speaker 1:Linda Carr is the club. Linda look like she supply sour nipples.
Speaker 3:That bitch probably had a bottle of whiskey in the damn glove compartment In a tin flask.
Speaker 2:Get out of here.
Speaker 1:Linda looked like. Let me stop. Y'all gotta see Linda. We gotta put this picture up somewhere, god damn it, this bitch in my car. Her voice even had light. She sound like Hank from the bar.
Speaker 4:Who told you how to back up my friend Move?
Speaker 2:your fucking car. I do want to know what her voice sounds like Stupid motherfuckers, hey yo. She look like she just had her grandmother to have her grandkids crawl inside the oven to clean it. You know what she do look like she's got a black voice.
Speaker 3:I'm going to get you One of them alcoholic cigarette boys.
Speaker 2:She smoked black in my house.
Speaker 3:Hey, Ted, I'm going to run to the store and get us another beer.
Speaker 4:Back out Fuck.
Speaker 2:You know, linda don't even drink light.
Speaker 4:My beer's going to be warm now.
Speaker 1:Linda's your complexion, Edie.
Speaker 3:The fuck. We're done with the complexions of everything over here. You stay over there With your flux capacitor. Get out of here, Back to the future reference there. Back my car into you. Hey, now what's a viral food trend? Don't get flirty over here, you too black.
Speaker 2:This is outrageous, okay.
Speaker 3:Jam. What's a viral food trend? You were excited to try but ended up being disappointed in it a viral food trend that you was excited to try.
Speaker 1:I I don't watch enough social media to know what trends that was out like that keefly shit. Oh, I just tried that.
Speaker 2:That was like that, became like a raisin canes extra bread.
Speaker 1:Put the chicken into the two breads. Put the cane sauce on it with the uh, with the coleslaw and was it chef kiss oh, so then that that is one.
Speaker 2:No, that don't qualify.
Speaker 3:No because that's something you like. What's something that disappointed you?
Speaker 2:I don't do it Like it wasn't worth the hype.
Speaker 1:I never tried anything. I don't believe people on social media, so I don't just randomly try whatever they do.
Speaker 3:Believe, keith Lee.
Speaker 1:Right, it was Raising Cane's so I could know it's not like he making shit in his basement and some shit talking about this is delicious Like nah.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to think.
Speaker 2:I would say, actually there was two things the nasty ass crumble cookies.
Speaker 3:Oh God, yes, I never tried it. You never tried a crumble cookie. Mm-mm, call yourself blessed.
Speaker 2:And that damn that Dubai, chocolate, chocolate, that um recently everybody was you know what's so crazy about that dubai chocolate?
Speaker 3:it doesn't look appealing to me and I tried it, and it was nasty really it just looked nasty, like it, don't look like something I would want to eat, and not because it said dubai, what?
Speaker 2:why are you looking like?
Speaker 3:that he over there smiling.
Speaker 1:Now this Dubai chocolate. Is it a chocolate bar? I never heard of it. I know you lying. I swear to God, I never heard of it. What is a Dubai chocolate?
Speaker 2:It was like this. I've been hearing less of it lately, I think it kind of yeah, because it tastes like shit.
Speaker 1:Does it come?
Speaker 3:from Dubai.
Speaker 1:It comes from Dubai.
Speaker 7:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:And they do have it in bars, but there were different places that were making it into other things, and it has pistachios in it and it has it's a filling called. There's a filling in it, yeah.
Speaker 1:And you didn't like the chocolate at all.
Speaker 3:You just can't.
Speaker 1:Isn't it like nougat or caramel?
Speaker 2:No, it's called like kadayif or kadayif, whatever it's called Kadayif, yeah, and like they had actually this pop-up place in the um the west farms mall that was selling it and they were selling like cups of strawberries with the dubai chocolate and the stuff on it, that's what you tried it. West farm that's what you tried it no, no, and they had like a food truck in new and um new haven too. That was selling it too Like it had. Became this really big thing, like the last.
Speaker 1:So it was a solid bar like a Hershey's. They sell them like that.
Speaker 2:But this was like what did you try? Strawberries with the chocolate melted on it. So that's a no go. It wasn't that the chocolate was nasty, it was the Other stuff. I didn't like the other stuff.
Speaker 3:It just didn't do anything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think that's like the forms that I saw and I was just like that looks gross, yeah it looks like shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like what did you say? You never had it. I said I saw and this was like I would never try that because it looks nasty. Yeah, but I've seen the bar too, but still, again, it was nothing that made me like I'm gonna try dubai chocolate crumble cookies in a dubai chocolate crumble cookie is nasty to. It was nothing that made me be like I'm going to try Dubai chocolate.
Speaker 2:So crumble cookies, and a Dubai chocolate Crumble cookie is nasty to me.
Speaker 3:It's nothing but like cake, it just tastes like uncooked dough. Yeah, that's all it is is cake mix, and they just throw a bunch of like frosting or butter or whatever, just little cupcakes no not a big ass cookie, oh.
Speaker 2:But they're a cake. Like consistency, yeah, but they have different ones. They like release different ones each what week? I think it is yeah, and they'll have different like flavors of yes.
Speaker 1:So they was just trying to you come in, like this big-ass pink box. Oh, so they was just trying to be in competition with Insomnia. They're not in competition with Insomnia.
Speaker 3:Cookie. They're not in competition with Insomnia Cookie at all, because it's not a real fucking cookie, got it? It's a box of shit, literally.
Speaker 2:Oh my.
Speaker 3:God.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:I just I hate them cookies. They are so nasty to me. They are so nasty to me.
Speaker 1:I can't remember what yours was, or did you go yet?
Speaker 3:What Did?
Speaker 4:you go. Oh no, I didn't go A trend, I tried, I watched. It was on, I think, shut up, shut up, disappointed huh.
Speaker 3:No, it was a Baked mac and cheese Recipe. No, it was a baked mac and cheese recipe.
Speaker 4:I'm sick of it.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:And you said mac and cheese, mac and cheese.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I never tried making. They were making it with um cream cheese. Oh, okay, yeah yeah, and you tried it. I made it. Yeah, it was good it but it makes it like um creamier yeah it, but it wasn't my cup of tea.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah did you taste the cream cheese in it?
Speaker 3:um no, yeah, no you don't taste it, yeah, like it wasn't nasty, but it was something I. You don't taste it Like it wasn't nasty, but it was something. I was like don't believe the hype, it's not.
Speaker 4:Don't believe the hype Flavor flavor.
Speaker 3:You know where it came from. I love racist girls.
Speaker 2:You're going to get it, so we're going to move over to Georgia and, unfortunately, who died there is a gentleman by the name of Jaquan Dixon.
Speaker 3:It was something real fucked up, but I just shut my mouth. It was a comeback for me.
Speaker 1:Why are you?
Speaker 4:stop, Nah that was bad.
Speaker 2:So Jaquan Dixon from Cobb County was arrested. Wait, j-cobb from.
Speaker 1:Cobb, jaquan Jaquan, jaquan Jaquan. All right, my bad, you always fucking remix somebody's name. That's probably you know, Jaquan. The name says a lot.
Speaker 2:Jaquan fucking remixing somebody's name that's probably you know. The name says a lot. He was arrested after police found his one and two-year-old children crying in a parked car. That was 117 degrees. I read about this one. Officers say that he left them inside for 40 minutes while he was shopping in the mall.
Speaker 3:He's now facing two counts of second degree. He's trying to take them babies out. That was some purposeful shit.
Speaker 2:Says he's now facing two counts of second degree cruelty. I think it should be second degree like attempted murder. Yo, for real, Like that's absolutely ridiculous 115 degrees.
Speaker 1:You could barely breathe.
Speaker 3:And then one of them don't even got a car seat.
Speaker 2:I know, I know it, it's just. There was another case recently. I just saw this girl who left her baby in the car so she can get lip injections.
Speaker 3:I saw that one. Just what are we doing? Stop having fucking kids.
Speaker 2:And does nobody leave their babies in the car in the winter? Why is it always?
Speaker 3:Yeah, but they're not gonna, because they can breathe better. Well, you got to think about it.
Speaker 2:At least you can bring it home and put it under the banquet box.
Speaker 3:But, oh my God, these are places that are typically always warm. Holy shit, I am not laughing.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, no, no, and namaste what you talking about. No, you laugh for like a good three minutes Yo at least leave him in the car in the fall and it was one of us- no.
Speaker 5:You know it was one of us.
Speaker 3:His name was Jayquan.
Speaker 1:Yeah, his sideburns bro.
Speaker 3:His name was Jayquan.
Speaker 2:That's them deep south sideburns.
Speaker 3:Jay I mean a white boy named Jayquan will be the day you never know, probably down in Georgia. Yeah.
Speaker 1:We'll see. And his mama is his sister. Well, if you listen to this podcast and you white and your name is Jaquan hit us up Like yeah, and it's me.
Speaker 3:You know what I play? Uh-uh, Paul Wall.
Speaker 4:Get off.
Speaker 1:Yo yeah, he should go on to the show for that.
Speaker 2:That's great, and you know it was intentional because the car was parked far away from all the other cars.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2:I'm saying it just so happens that a lady heard them crying.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:From a distance.
Speaker 1:Yo, what do you say as you jump out of the car and leaving these babies in there Like yo? Y'all be good, I'm about to go get this fit real quick. I, I'm about to go get this fit real quick. I'll be right back. Yeah, like, like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2:Like you know, the baby's in the car, his punishment, like they should put him in a hot car for two hours. Longer, longer Shit. Just let his like insides boil, see he probably got it Butt naked Leather seats.
Speaker 1:He probably let him go in the oven.
Speaker 2:He probably let closed closed fucking idiots.
Speaker 1:Man, I don't get it. I don't understand it. I don't understand it well, I'm glad, I'm glad that somebody found him and they wasn't like passed out, I'm sure.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah he needs to. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Stop having fucking kids, if you stumbled upon like a child in a car in the heat. Would you attempt to rescue them? I'll sing along with them.
Speaker 1:They in there like it's getting hot in here.
Speaker 2:Diabolical deadass wow, just, we just can't expect nothing different. But would you take measures to like break the window? I'm trying to move past it.
Speaker 3:Just to inappropriate.
Speaker 2:Don't give it any more energy, all right. Actually I, or would you call the police?
Speaker 3:and wait. I would call the police.
Speaker 1:I'll break the window and get them out there and then call the police.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I would call the police and then.
Speaker 1:I'd break the window Because you don't know how long the response time from the police is going to get there. No, I get that They've already been in there long enough.
Speaker 3:The way shit happens, I would call the police first and let them know that I'm about to bust this window out. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because people have done like bust the windows or whatever to try to save the kids somebody. But I'm not going to sit there and let no kid potentially die waiting for the police either. So, yeah, I would call the police and then bust the window as I'm talking to police, I'd be on with the 911 operator like is it okay for me to bust the window, Exactly because I need somebody to let me know what if they say no.
Speaker 1:That's a judgment call.
Speaker 3:That is a judgment call To me.
Speaker 1:I would still do it, though Incidents will kick in and be like I don't care what if it's your kid Sitting in that car.
Speaker 2:You don't want somebody Take the kids out, put them on the floor and then run away. So nobody knows it was me Right.
Speaker 1:But everybody can see your light skinned ass, running butt naked.
Speaker 3:Why is he naked?
Speaker 2:Because he's still En envisioning that I'm a turkey. Basically. In the parking lot 17 degrees Purdue stamped on my ass.
Speaker 1:Saving kids Superhero. This is outreach. Yo alright, turkey please.
Speaker 2:Would that make you a pot roast?
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 4:I'll be a black ass pot roast.
Speaker 2:Running around looking juicy.
Speaker 4:He got the potatoes in the carriage oh shit, mimi.
Speaker 2:I think that makes you like a beef patty. No, she a pulled pork, pulled pork.
Speaker 4:Pulled pork sandwich.
Speaker 3:I mentioned, I got a little bit of Caucasian roots and this motherfucker's gone crazy. Yeah, I can't stand you.
Speaker 1:Anyway, Thoughts and prayers to them. Kids, they not dead. No, I'm saying like thoughts and prayers to them. I hope they got better being put in a better situation.
Speaker 3:Let the devil use you. Don't be praying for nobody. Keep your prayers.
Speaker 4:Damn.
Speaker 3:This is just a quick little story, but it's nothing deep. How far would you go to protect your sibling, sibling? I'm not going to ask you.
Speaker 4:I'm going to go straight to Sean.
Speaker 1:A hey, yo Did you hear the surprise and shock and awe Sibling.
Speaker 3:No, go ahead, Sean, take it away. Yeah, please Don't let him answer.
Speaker 2:Kyle gone. How far would I go to protect my sibling? What type of danger are they in?
Speaker 3:Just any kind of danger, Like say severe danger. As far as like my life.
Speaker 2:Or like take someone else's in defense yeah, because we're going to get away with it anyway, so Well yeah.
Speaker 1:Knowing you, you'll cover it up nice.
Speaker 3:Well, that's what 19-year-old LaGlia I don't even know Exactly these names. Is crazy.
Speaker 7:Exactly.
Speaker 3:Yeah, laguardia Taylor, she shoots four LaGuardia Taylor. She shoots four. Lazanya Taylor she shoots four men and two after seeing them attack her brother.
Speaker 2:As you should. Yeah, cause they jumped him.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they were jumping him.
Speaker 5:People could die. She killed two of them.
Speaker 3:It was outside a footlocker. They did jump him and they was pistol whipping her brother. So she had all the right.
Speaker 1:So they were armed, if y'all remember, if y'all remember, in pistol, when we took our pistol permit class, they said you know, if somebody's in danger with a pistol you have the right to defend them. So she had the right to do that, I know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, free her, she innocent.
Speaker 3:Yeah, free her, because that's crazy.
Speaker 1:I don't know the pistol laws wherever she was at. Yeah, it doesn't say where, but if it's her brother and he was in imminent danger, getting pistol whipped, could potentially get shot by that same pistol, she had all the right to protect him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1:Now, if she shot them more than once or twice, it was excessive. Now, that's just, she put eight bullets in each of them.
Speaker 3:Like hitman style, like they was down already and she just walked up. The other two got headshots. They was like hold on, you was defending who? Yeah?
Speaker 2:for real.
Speaker 3:Nah, but let that girl go. Yeah, she was doing what she was supposed to I was fighting for my life, okay.
Speaker 1:Now if I see my sibling getting pistol whipped depending on which sibling- Not depending on which.
Speaker 3:Wait, let me finish.
Speaker 1:Okay, let me finish. I'm going to let you go ahead with you. It depends on how long the pistol whipping is happening.
Speaker 3:So if it's 30 days or less.
Speaker 2:No, no. Now is it the sister you was having sex with, or Yo, what the fuck.
Speaker 1:If they getting pistol whipped for like. Some of them need a little pistol whipping for like 10 seconds. Like after 10 seconds. They're like all right.
Speaker 2:Some of them need longer pistol whippings.
Speaker 3:And longer pistol whippings. And if it get a little too excessive, then I but you know some of them shouldn't be pistol whippings. So let's dive in deeper here. You know, hell nah.
Speaker 1:I'm just playing, hell nah as soon as I see the, as soon as I see the gun, I'm I'm doing the same thing bang, bang, shoot him up he gonna go back in the store.
Speaker 3:He be like I'm gonna give it.
Speaker 4:What the fuck did you do?
Speaker 2:10 seconds. 10 second whipping.
Speaker 1:Uno dos, You're going hella slow.
Speaker 2:I don't know Spanish. One Mississippi, one M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I, two, that's fucked up. That is horrible.
Speaker 1:His siblings are listening Siblings? Oh, 12 of them probably, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Damn, you got 12?.
Speaker 2:Nah, nine. Wow, so you was 13? That's a baker's dozen.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pretty much. Wow, no, I don't got 12. I think it's 12 altogether.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, yeah, Including you, including me, okay, all, and you are the Second to last.
Speaker 1:On my father's side. Okay, I am the last on my mother's side.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, yeah, and none of them are like full brothers or sisters. They're all like my half brothers, you don't?
Speaker 2:have one whole, like my half brothers.
Speaker 1:You don't have one whole. I don't have a sibling that is from a mother and father together. That had me. I got either a different mother or a different father. Wow.
Speaker 2:That's interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, so. So, speaking of families, so in Kansas City, missouri, there's a family that is devastated right now because their family member, delshawn Dupree Yep, has been dead for about 27 years and they found that his grave was blown up with dynamite that was his ex-girl Because allegedly the suspects were trying to steal his belongings and jewelry that he was buried with, and they dumbasses, blew everything up, fucking idiots. But where are you getting dynamite Like? This is not like Looney Tunes, this is an Acme Like.
Speaker 3:If this somewhere down south, where is that?
Speaker 2:Like, where are they getting dynamite? Did they say where it was it's Missouri.
Speaker 3:Oh, they got dynamite.
Speaker 2:A lot of people were saying, like that the family did it, or like that there had to be somebody, because who knew he?
Speaker 3:had. Thank you. I was about to say that. Unless he had like a big ass funeral.
Speaker 2:But other than that, almost 30 years later, who coming back except?
Speaker 3:His mother, my baby, who's a drug dealer gone.
Speaker 2:I got to pay his bills, Because I'm like. Well, what kind of jewelry and belongings did he have that he got buried with?
Speaker 1:My bad, that just sounded like a Bumper Club moment.
Speaker 3:You need to leave.
Speaker 2:Or even if it wasn't the family, maybe the family knows who did it. Who did it?
Speaker 3:you know they probably did it on behalf of someone in the family yeah, or is that one finding you know black sheep of the family that did that shit?
Speaker 2:I want to know what was in there. It was a middle child, a skeleton I'm talking about. Like the jewelry in the belongings, like what kind, like how valuable was the stuff that?
Speaker 5:you. It was awful.
Speaker 2:Blowing up a grave.
Speaker 3:It came from Kim's gift shop. I'm trying to tell you that shit was not real.
Speaker 4:That shit was not real, you get out of here.
Speaker 1:They got a real dynamite for fake jewelry.
Speaker 2:It's fucking crazy. Imagine they lit the dynamite and then dropped it and blew themselves up in the grave. Yo so.
Speaker 3:A woman has been bombarded with Amazon returns because somebody used her address for all the shipments to be returned to her home. Wait.
Speaker 7:It was a Chinese seller used her address as a return location and she's like it's a nightmare to her.
Speaker 3:I don't understand what's happening. So a Chinese seller puts her address down as where people can return their items that they don't want from Amazon, and so it's all going to her house.
Speaker 1:So people purchase from this seller and they also return the items from this specific, so she has it going to some random person's address this.
Speaker 2:Chinese seller who sells on Amazon. Has her address listed?
Speaker 7:as the return.
Speaker 3:Damn, damn, and she's been getting all of these packages, a lot of packages, god damn, but would you?
Speaker 1:really be mad. Dildos and doorbells that's crazy. I would be selling them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's my thing. I don't think I would be complaining, I'll resell them. I'd be selling everything, and if it's something that's in there that's worth it, I'm going to keep it.
Speaker 1:Look look how much items how many items, like how many packages does it say like it doesn't say, it just shows a picture there was.
Speaker 2:Just there's a lot, god damn, that's like furniture. But she evidently she's not a hustler, cause yeah, you know she's not a hustler I would have. Definitely, I would have started my own online store. True, I would have been selling all of that stuff and keeping what I like.
Speaker 3:Let that have showed up on POC's doorstep. Personal color Get your shit together.
Speaker 2:And Amazon, because she reached out to Amazon asking what to do with the packages and they told her Donate them. Donate them, keep them whatever.
Speaker 1:For real. Amazon is like yo we can't do. No, I'm opening up a store at that point she's talking about.
Speaker 2:well, now I'm going to call the news because I just don't know what to do with these packages. Christmas gifts bitch you got.
Speaker 3:Christmas gifts For real, and that's why they needed our asses to fucking build America.
Speaker 2:And that's our jam.
Speaker 1:That's my new thing. I like that now. I just found it. I bet you do. I just found it. I bet you do. I just found it. I love it.
Speaker 2:Anyway. So Rapper the Game has a question for the ladies out there, uh-oh. So he says, ladies, what do y'all bring to the table besides your poon Aishan? Wait for the answer the legs of the table. I'm holding these bitches up.
Speaker 3:The question is, he should be asking himself that Cause it's whatever that Keeps y'all motherfuckers Coming back, ain't it? Cause it's not just the pussy? Cause y'all niggas get pussy anytime, y'all cheat on bitches, but y'all still come back.
Speaker 1:So the question was what do y'all bring to the table Other than your pussy?
Speaker 3:And your answer is I didn't give an answer. I said why don't you answer that question? Well, he answered it. Yeah, he can answer that question Because You're here.
Speaker 1:He keeps coming back, yeah.
Speaker 3:Got it. He can answer that question because you're here.
Speaker 2:He keeps coming back. Yeah, got it. So like what would you say that? Like you bring to the table. Besides that, Me bitch.
Speaker 3:This is greatness. You get what you get.
Speaker 1:And what exactly is that?
Speaker 3:Ask my husband, because he keep coming back.
Speaker 1:I haven't heard a defined answer.
Speaker 3:Because I feel like there's no need for somebody to answer something like that.
Speaker 1:Like that's a stupid-ass question.
Speaker 2:You yeah, because I think a lot of times like I think where he's going with it is. A lot of times like when you're in a relationship or whatever. A lot of times and I'm not saying this is reality, but, um, women feel like the man should be providing and doing the majority of everything in the relationship and sometimes feel like, well, you getting this goodness, so that should be good enough that's never enough.
Speaker 3:That's why he's cheating, and so he's like.
Speaker 2:Well, what are y'all bringing to the table besides that?
Speaker 3:that's my thing was never enough.
Speaker 1:That's why they cheat. I look at it differently based on who he is and his status. So you're he's he's saying this at a position where he he makes a significant amount of funds, he does a significant amount of things. So in his perspective, a female that goes into his kind of environment, what can they bring to his table that can be equated to or make it feel kind of equal, so it doesn't feel like he's doing everything in the relationship. That's how I'm kind of taking it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I just said, yeah so yeah what else are you bringing besides your poon to make it?
Speaker 1:equal. So I think he's kind of looking for someone who kind of either bringing their own money, bringing their own business, bringing their own thought process, bringing their own time.
Speaker 3:As he should as somebody in that status.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So yeah, I think I don't think he should be asking that question for anybody who is not on his type of status. You know what?
Speaker 3:I'm saying, and that's pretty much how people are going to take it but even still, I feel like that question doesn't even need to be asked.
Speaker 2:honestly, Either he ask him because he is trying to start some shit or, yeah, ask him because he might be annoyed with whatever situation he in right now.
Speaker 3:I mean and that's what I mean by that like that, that's not a positive type of question. So it's like a guy knows what he's getting into with somebody. I got a question right, don't you? Let me ask you, before you ask yours, like when you get in a relationship or start looking at somebody and seeing how things are going, you already know what that person is bringing to the table. Yeah, so at that moment, it's your choice of whether or not you want to go forward with it or not, right, gotcha? So why ask that?
Speaker 2:Because he just had a baby with Evelyn Lozada's daughter. So yeah, I see why he asked that question.
Speaker 3:Never bad, she's pretty, though she's a pretty girl well, her mother not ugly, so I can see that she's just a bitch, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna pose the same kind of question, but different. Okay, let's say, let's say you was in a bad accident, right, and your pussy fell off wait, listen, let's say. Let's say you was in a bad accident, right. And your pussy fell off.
Speaker 3:Wait, no, listen Ain't nobody gonna take that shit.
Speaker 4:Hold on wait, you saw it, I gotta get it out.
Speaker 1:Let me laugh, your pussy fell out Like you was in a child. Yo, if I get in an accident, my pussy fall out. I got some questions. Pussy fall out, I got some questions.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 3:Hold on. Is it still in the car seat?
Speaker 1:Why? Why is your pussy in the car seat? You said a car accident.
Speaker 3:The pussy fell out. Is it still in the car?
Speaker 1:seat. You meant like a car, a baby car seat.
Speaker 4:Why?
Speaker 1:the fuck, are you in a car seat? Jesus Christ, that's what you bring to the table. Huh, alright, so you went, went in car accident, all right, detachable pussy.
Speaker 1:Got it, your pussy fell off and you have no other means of using your pussy right, and you're in a relationship. Now, granted, let's say, the guy gives you the grace period of oh, I feel bad, her pussy fell off. I'm just going to be nice With her because her pussy fell off. But at some point, what would you do as a female To please or make your man happy?
Speaker 3:You could fuck my butt and my face, but at the end of the day I'd probably be like bitch we over.
Speaker 1:So you just classified yourself as a hoe, instead of saying I know I would find somebody else to. You know I would. I would do music with you and help you with your hobbies, or do you just classified yourself so, other than like you said, I've got two other.
Speaker 3:Hoes you what I'm saying. You can keep me, but just because my pussy fell, out doesn't mean that I'm going to stop doing all the other stuff that I was doing.
Speaker 1:Don't make no sense instead of you saying something as of, I'm going to bring something of quality to the table.
Speaker 3:I'm already bringing quality to the table, but now I'm in an accident and you, my pussy fell out. So what else are we gonna discuss?
Speaker 1:like that's the only other thing, that's so you just classified yourself as someone who could just bring holes to the table because literally you just did, because your question.
Speaker 3:Look, you hear me, there's holes in your question. How's it hold? Because you you in a relationship with somebody, right, you're already in a relationship. I'm already bringing something to your table because you're there. So now, just because I get in a car accident and my pussy fell out, I'm going to stop doing all the other shit I was doing before my pussy fell out.
Speaker 2:So I guess what I'm asking you. So if you're in the relationship like you said and you said you're already bringing something to it, what is that? Something that you're already bringing?
Speaker 3:something to it. What is that?
Speaker 1:something that you're already bringing.
Speaker 3:So, say, besides the hole, because when you lose that hole, you just said I got two more holes I think, yeah, I think that's where it sounded because I wasn't, because I'm already thinking like I'm already, we already, uh, a power team like you want to uplift your husband, whatever hobby he had, or boyfriend, whatever you, you pouring yourself into whatever. There, I'm a person who I'm not going to stop somebody from their dreams. If you have a hobby you want to do or whatever, I'm going to be there to support you with that, and so if I can help you with that, I'll help you with that in any way I can help you with. That's what I mean. So that's already established to me. So, so for that. That's why I'm saying like that just doesn't make any sense to me For me to just automatically be like oh, I'm about to find something else, which we already there. Why would it stop Just because my pussy fell out? But am I making sense or I'm just sounding crazy? Yeah, that's how I'm looking at it, I get you.
Speaker 1:So you're saying you're already established. Now say you're not so now you're an established hoe. Yes, now say, you're not in that type of relationship, then it's not a relationship.
Speaker 3:What do you mean by?
Speaker 2:not that type.
Speaker 1:Right. So, like you're not, you're a year in, all right, and my pussy fall out. And your pussy fall out. What are you bringing to the table? If your pussy fall out, is it still your other two holes?
Speaker 3:See me personally. No See what I mean Me personally yeah.
Speaker 1:No, I got extra holes you don't know about.
Speaker 3:If it's early on. I'm not going to put somebody through that, though.
Speaker 1:Oh, is your pussy falling out Like? You know what this is over, yeah, like. But you're kind of making a point now because your pussy's gone. Now it's over.
Speaker 3:That's not what I have to offer, but I feel some way about myself. I don't want to at this moment.
Speaker 2:Nah, go do you, but you don't want to see if maybe they still want to like no me personally.
Speaker 3:I have too much anxiety for that.
Speaker 1:I can't, because they love your mind and the way you think.
Speaker 3:That's nice, but my anxiety wouldn't work, so your anxiety.
Speaker 1:So you would just be single forever. I wouldn't say I'd be single, but so you'll be fine if you still had a pussy.
Speaker 3:What, what you mean.
Speaker 1:So your pussy fall out and all of your anxiety is going to come and kick it.
Speaker 3:No, it'll be in heightened. Because of the lack of my pussy fell out, so I'm going to feel insecure. I'm going to feel insecure in some type of way. So, yeah, I probably won't date for a while.
Speaker 2:So I just need a little clarity. How does one's pussy fall out?
Speaker 3:Thank you, let's dive deeper, deeper. No, I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:No, no, it was just a figure, another way of saying it. But like, if your pussy fell out, right, how would you?
Speaker 2:There's still gonna be A space there.
Speaker 1:Your pussy fell out and became a unicheek, so you're saying His pussy fell out and became a uni-cheek.
Speaker 3:So you're saying his pussy fell out and they sewed it together.
Speaker 1:They sewed it together. You got just. I have more holes.
Speaker 4:You keep classifying yourself as a.
Speaker 1:You know he was a writer, so I'm going to help him write a book Like nothing. So if your dick fell off, what you bring to the table, my mind, I help him write a book, like nothing, it's just like.
Speaker 3:So, if your dick fall off, what you bring to the table.
Speaker 1:My mind, I can help build a business.
Speaker 4:My mind's telling me no.
Speaker 1:But my body is saying no, too bitch Like I can't.
Speaker 2:I hear Ken doll, I got two balls. Like what the fuck am I saying? You got two potatoes and a carrot.
Speaker 4:Oh, my God, what the fuck.
Speaker 1:I took his hair, I'm sorry. Yeah, you did hey plus ones If your pussy fell out.
Speaker 4:Get out of here, oh God.
Speaker 1:Anyway.
Speaker 3:Wait, I gotta. Oh, anyway, Wait, I got to gather my soul. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:So we got an interesting story here. Oh shit, three Nigerian men were arrested while trying to fly to Dubai dressed as Arab women. So they were arrested at an airport in Algeria after trying to board the flight to Dubai disguised as three Arab women, and they wore traditional robes, hijabs and heavy makeup in an effort to pass through security. Undetected hijabs and heavy makeup in an effort to pass through security. Undetected officials became suspicious and quickly uncovered the deception during the routine screening.
Speaker 2:so the exact reasons for their disguise was not publicly disclosed um, but very curious why they decided to disguise themselves as Arab women. They was on the run, unless they was on the run. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:They snatch people's pussies off.
Speaker 2:If you see their faces because I'm assuming that's makeup that they use they look like Ultron To lighten their faces. Is that considered white face?
Speaker 1:Yes, and they didn't even do a good job. They only did the first half.
Speaker 2:Because they have the, because they're wearing like the traditional garb. Garb, and so it covers like their bottom half of their face.
Speaker 1:And so all you have all you get to see. So I wonder what they were sounding like when they went through the checklist.
Speaker 7:So I wonder what they were sounding like when they went through the checklist.
Speaker 5:Yeah y'all know the Nigerians.
Speaker 2:Nigerians are like the most infamous scammers of the world respectfully, allegedly Bullshit.
Speaker 3:After this Respectfully. Whew, if you were on the run, would I white face?
Speaker 2:Yeah. Would you try to sneak out of the country if you had to go? If it's a life or death situation, hell yeah, but your makeup would be way better.
Speaker 3:What would you?
Speaker 2:pretend to be, and what country would you try to go to? I know exactly. You know where I'm going you going to Thailand. Hey guys, I'm home. She going to be wearing a pair of Britney Spears Low rise boot cut panties and some cowboy boots.
Speaker 3:And a bikini top.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Walking through TSA. Talking about oops.
Speaker 3:And they be like what the fuck is even that Holding?
Speaker 1:your pussy in your hand and they'd be like what the fuck is even that Holding your pussy in your hand?
Speaker 3:Daddy chill Daddy chill, sir, we are not out of Western Indian boshments.
Speaker 1:You are having too much. I'm having way too much fun, sorry.
Speaker 3:Yeah, pasa, pasa.
Speaker 1:Not pasa pasa. Who are you, big Bird? Nope Wow.
Speaker 3:That is not even funny.
Speaker 1:All right, big Bird. Yeah, yeah, they pictures look horrible. Yeah, that's wild. They just kicked their face up with cake batter and threw. They was like uh huh. He said they smushed their face with insomnia cookie.
Speaker 2:No, they used crumble cookie batter.
Speaker 3:Uh huh hey yo no, they use crumble cookie, batter, crumble cookie. Uh-huh, hey, yo, I'm Bobbidi.
Speaker 4:Bob-a-da, you need to leave. I'm.
Speaker 3:Bobbidi, so we're just going to move right past that. It got caught. It was like oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow, oh wow, this is absolutely horrible. I'm sorry, this is absolutely horrible.
Speaker 1:So, was they make up job? Wasn't her name like Punjabi? No, the MC, it's a hijab.
Speaker 3:It's a hijab.
Speaker 1:Oh hijab, I'm talking about the song.
Speaker 4:Punjabi the MC or something like that Wasn't that his name.
Speaker 3:I don't know what his name was, so Diddy's never leaving the news.
Speaker 1:Oh, we're going to go Straight to Diddy after that. Alright, so he was found Not guilty. On what three?
Speaker 3:of those. That's not what we're talking about. Oh, there's more allegations. So apparently Biggie's son, yeah, cj Wallace, is being accused of Helping set up sexual assault.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, little Biggie.
Speaker 4:Little Biggie.
Speaker 2:It sounds like a four-by-four.
Speaker 3:Hey yo, hey yo, no no.
Speaker 1:More money, more problems. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:You are absolutely inappropriate today, absolutely so. A new lawsuit filed by the same man who accused P Diddy of tossing a semen-soaked Biggie shirt on him. The suit claims CJ Wallace was the guard of a crew that lured him to a revolt TV location in 2020. Once there, he claims he was ambushed, dragged into a room and Diddy allegedly tried to force his penis in his mouth while screaming you're a bad boy days are over.
Speaker 4:That's not funny.
Speaker 1:He did it to that song too.
Speaker 3:The victim says he looked at CJ and said you drove me to see Diddy where he stuffed his meat in my mouth After the assault. He claims he had to ride home in the same van with the taste of Diddy's balls slandering in his jaws Bars?
Speaker 2:Oh no it tastes like Dubai chocolate.
Speaker 3:He also says this all happened just days after the infamous Biggie shirt incident and claims Diddy told him during another meeting I'm going to fuck the shit out of you before groping him out of nowhere. Wait, he did this to little Diddy.
Speaker 1:I mean little Biggie. No, no, little Biggie. Set that up to the guy. This guy is saying that, yeah, little.
Speaker 2:Biggie.
Speaker 1:That Biggie's mom's son.
Speaker 2:CJ Pretty much set him up and brought him there to get meat shoved in his mouth, damn.
Speaker 1:He got bedittled.
Speaker 3:Now he's suing Diddy CJ Wallace, willie Mack and others, claiming they used fake. Willie Mack Claiming they used fake promises of business opportunities to set him up for assault.
Speaker 1:Little Bitty Biggie, little Biggie, little Biggie and Willie Mack and I think that's true.
Speaker 2:You know it's so. It is so much stuff coming out.
Speaker 1:Is this so hard. It's so much stuff coming out.
Speaker 2:Guys, you don't know what to believe now, at this point.
Speaker 4:Why he kept going back.
Speaker 2:He likes to do this Clearly, but why he kept going back. He likes tootsie rolls, clearly, but like you, don't know what to believe, because people are going to always try to capitalize off of something that, especially this big. Apparently it's not that big, but but then what? If it is true, right, you know Right. And do you technically hold this boy, biggie's son, responsible For?
Speaker 3:bringing you somewhere. Because you probably was a groupie. I'm not trying to victim blame or none of that, but we just need I don't but I don't see where Little Biggie is at fault here.
Speaker 1:He could have just been like yo.
Speaker 3:Can you please stop calling him Little Biggie.
Speaker 2:It's almost like he's trying to say he trafficked him yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you're chilling with your friend and he was like this is where we're going, but I feel like the prosecution he knew he was taking him to diddy, so I mean, but he probably I mean everybody gets diddled didn't know those things were happening.
Speaker 2:Everybody knew those things were happening.
Speaker 3:No, no, not if you ain't cool.
Speaker 1:Little.
Speaker 4:Biggie knew what was happening.
Speaker 1:But I don't think he did that intentionally. I think it was like one of those let me go grab this baby oil real quick and I'll be right back, and then yo just wait here real quick. You know, maybe Never mind, I don't know Allegedly, I don't know Allegedly, I don't know how, anything you know. Good luck to you.
Speaker 2:I hope it's not true I hope it's not, but if it is true, I hope you get some justice. Is it not Diddy's?
Speaker 1:son name. You don't want justice, it's.
Speaker 3:Justin, justin, okay, you keep renaming people. Sorry, you were just. He on one today he is. And you sober, I know that's crazy.
Speaker 1:It's just going to get worse. Wow, but yeah, that's sound crazy, was it CJ his son? Yeah, biggie's son.
Speaker 3:Thoughts in son. Yeah, that's a person.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So you guys need to be very, very careful moving forward, because there are people out here impersonating ICE agents and supposedly in Southern California Never rains. A man by the name of Carl Thomas Bennett used.
Speaker 3:Summer rain. Sorry, go ahead, carl Thomas.
Speaker 1:That was autumn showers. Pick up the vocals.
Speaker 2:He allegedly used a fake badge and a business card impersonating himself as an ice agent and threatened a woman with deportation, and he ultimately assaulted her um inside the motel room that he had found her at. Um, he's facing nine charges, including rape, kidnapping, impersonating law enforcement, drug possession. Um, it's really disturbing, though, when you think about it. Like, how do you even tell, like how do you know, who's a real ice agent and who's not? Like who just randomly knows? Like, oh yeah, you're, you're a, a verified ice agent. Like what are you? Like they're? The police are saying, like, oh, you have to make sure you uh verify credentials. Like how the fuck do you know some and who's sitting and having conversations with ice agents to see if they I'm? You know what? Yo, vip, let's kick it Yo.
Speaker 4:Vip, let's kick it Ice, ice baby.
Speaker 1:Ice, ice baby, Alright. Shame on you for being an ice agent that you were not you were. Absolutely Shame on you for being an ex-agent.
Speaker 3:That you were not. You were absolutely.
Speaker 1:Shame on you.
Speaker 3:So absolutely inappropriate this is just outrageous.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I can't believe it, don't do it again. You think, if that song comes on now, no, you have no rounds to speak at all.
Speaker 3:You're done. Turn this mic off.
Speaker 1:Like they blast that music coming around the corner.
Speaker 2:When they rounding people up.
Speaker 3:That's horrible. That is fucking hilarious. I'm sorry. That is so mean, but that is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4:Oh my.
Speaker 3:God, ice is coming. Can you imagine if somebody fucking really like one of the Ice agents is like I got something for your ass, because you know a lot of them are dicks?
Speaker 5:And they just.
Speaker 3:And that's when they, be, like Ice is back, like what?
Speaker 2:Sir, they blasting it driving down the street.
Speaker 4:Ice baby, that's fucked up. Oh my god, we got to go.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 1:We're on your best part. I don't know, you don't got no button for your bullshit. I was about to hit the wrong button too, because it was going to be like.
Speaker 4:What country are you from? What ain't no country I ever heard of you speak English, and what English motherfucker Do you speak it?
Speaker 3:That's not nice, because that's what they.
Speaker 1:That's what they say when they pick them up. Okay, what are we?
Speaker 7:doing. Let's go to gyms.
Speaker 4:Holy shit.
Speaker 1:Yo 10 years from now, when we made it like, when we first get on the scene as celebrities, we're gonna have one second in the spotlight until they bring all this shit up we'll still be here. You'll be canceled that is so true. That is so true. All right, now refer to the tagline um gyms, uh, gym number one. Your future doctors are using chat GPT to pass their exams. You better start eating healthy. What do you think?
Speaker 2:Wait, say that again.
Speaker 1:Your future doctors are using chat GPT to pass their exams. You better start eating healthy. Oh, that's probably true, that?
Speaker 2:is so true. Oh, I don't want to believe it, though, but we're going to be old and decrepit.
Speaker 1:Speak for yourself. You're right, you're gonna be old and with a doctor who passed all the exams with chat, gbt like ai is going to be fixing your well by that nipple problem ai will be uh working on us. Yeah, it's all going to be robots anyway, all they're going to do is push that fucking button and the robots will take over. So I guess we're good, you can fix my nipple.
Speaker 3:Oh, what's wrong with your nipple? It's crooked.
Speaker 7:That explains a lot about your behavior, then yeah.
Speaker 1:I got a cockeyed nipple.
Speaker 3:Sean nipples is bow-legged, I wasn't even going to laugh at that he's stupid, okay, your nipple's a pigeon toe Mine knock need Okay your nipple's a pigeon toad Mine not need.
Speaker 1:Okay A through L? Okay Best food in America? Choose one A New York pizza. B Pennsylvania Philly cheesesteak. C Nebraska cheeseburger Never been there. D Washington DC's PB&J. E Tennesseeville hot chicken. F oklahoma steak. G? Uh texas brisket. H? Uh illinois italian beef. Sean's favorite oh I, californ California burrito. J Maine lobster roll. K Virginia's American pie. Or L Nevada sushi. What do you think is the best American food?
Speaker 3:I don't know how Nevada Making sushi and bitches barely got water.
Speaker 1:Where the fuck are they getting the fish? You know where they're getting the fish.
Speaker 2:Somebody's pussy fell out.
Speaker 1:Too many pussies fell out.
Speaker 4:I know, where they're getting the fish.
Speaker 1:Yo, that's crazy, that's nasty as fuck. They just wrap it up in some fucking rice and roll.
Speaker 2:They call it sashimi. So I am sort of caught in between three of them, two more than the other, but that's normal. New York pizza, uh huh, a Philly cheesesteak, and for me a Maine lobster roll and I don't know, but I want to be.
Speaker 1:You've had Maine lobster roll before, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:But I want to be. I'm going to go with the New York pizza. You can never go wrong with a slice.
Speaker 1:I feel like, yeah, you can never go wrong with a slice.
Speaker 3:They do the thin slices. Yeah, big ass pies. I feel like, yeah, you can never go wrong with a slice.
Speaker 1:They do the thin slices yeah.
Speaker 3:Big ass pies.
Speaker 1:I was in the Bronx and there's this one place I go to in the Bronx. That's really really good. But I never had. I haven't. I've never been to most of these places, but I always wanted to try a Nashville hot chicken. I always wanted to try that. I want to go to Texas for that brisket. I'm a brisket guy. Oh, I love brisket, so I want to kind of see how that is over there. But yeah, you can't go wrong with a New York slice, even though they're saying Connecticut got better slices. Yeah, new Haven, yeah, it's been on the news that we have better slices New.
Speaker 1:Haven has some of the best pizza out there. Yeah, me too. So Nanceville. So I will take it. I'll take a CT pizza now, but you know I came up on some New York slices I just want.
Speaker 3:I have a question. I'm not even front Cause. You said what was one of the Washington DC PB&J.
Speaker 1:Yeah, who was making that's somebody.
Speaker 3:Like I don't get that. Like y'all got a special brand Of peanut butter and jelly Y'all use out there that nobody else uses.
Speaker 1:It's called Projectos. It's presidential.
Speaker 3:Did you say, projectos Get?
Speaker 1:the no Projects. It's a DMV PB&J. Why would they make? What's so significant about a peanut butter and jelly from Washington DC? I don't know, Maybe they do something different to it.
Speaker 3:Maybe it's not a PB&J.
Speaker 1:They eat it with like Cheetos on the side or some shit.
Speaker 3:They probably sprinkle crack on it, probably. Oh, okay, that's a little cocaine, a little orange dust.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 1:You never know, okay, a California burrito. I lived in Arizona for a while. For what? For a while? Oh, and this place called Philberto's out there got one of the best burritos when I was out there. I don't know if it's still out there, but you know the West got some good ass burritos because you know it's near Mexico and shit, so you know it's like right there. So, philberto'sos, what are you looking for? That was the saying. Like yeah, we heard you banging, so you know. So I, I would go between, uh, arizona burrito and a new york slice I thought it was a california burrito yeah, but I'm saying arizona because I've never been to California.
Speaker 1:I wasn't flown out. Now he added one to the list. Yeah, I'll put an Arizona burrito there, did you, oh, I.
Speaker 3:That's why I stayed silent.
Speaker 1:But yeah, it's out of those two for me. What about you, Nene? I?
Speaker 3:ain't been nowhere, so I ain't been nowhere since.
Speaker 1:I ain't shit ramen noodles from Thailand. Alright, last one if she got an A in her name, she's crazy. Don't even get me started if she had two A's in her name why you looking at me like that so those are my three. Y y'all got any uh gems you wanna go? I have a couple.
Speaker 2:All right, girls will text you good night and then text another guy.
Speaker 1:I can't sleep that is probably true. I've probably been a victim of that I've done that I was gonna say no.
Speaker 2:Have you ever done that?
Speaker 1:I've probably been a victim of that. I've done that.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say have you ever done that?
Speaker 3:I've actually that's crazy pretended to get off the phone because I was tired with somebody and called somebody else.
Speaker 1:Really, that's crazy. Did you friend zone them the reason why you did that or as somebody who's really fucking with? Um because I sound like some friend zone shit, mhm no, I actually just like the other person better oh, wow at that time yeah so if your pussy fell off?
Speaker 2:you know what next one is? Do women ever sit back and think my husband sure does know a lot. Maybe I should just be quiet and listen to him. I wish.
Speaker 1:I fucking wish, because I sure know a lot more than my wife you know what we think, Because I know.
Speaker 3:I look at my husband. I'm like this stupid motherfucker, I love him so much. Or I'd be like he really think he's smarter than a bitch. I love him so much. I love his stupid ass. Mm-hmm, I love his stupid ass.
Speaker 2:Your husband be sitting there like this bitch really think she's smart?
Speaker 3:Yep, Her stupid ass I honestly think that both that both sides look at each other like that. It's the funniest shit.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I am crying right now. Oh, that is me and my wife all the way. Oh my God, we the dumbest motherfuckers in the world.
Speaker 2:Alright, I got one last one. Currently, America has my white friends asking me if we're still cool, Trevor. I don't know right now.
Speaker 1:Look, Marky.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, Look Marky. Oh my God, that is so true it is.
Speaker 2:It actually is, though, kind of just like side-eyeing everybody right now with the state of where we are, because you don't know how to, not how.
Speaker 3:you don't know who you can actually really trust, Like, are you really an ally? You're an ally until you're not.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Like who's going to pick my pussy up off the ground and bring it to the table.
Speaker 1:Dust that bad boy off. Here you go. Your pussy is all set.
Speaker 3:Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90s. I feel scammed.
Speaker 2:Adulting was way more affordable in the 90s, I feel scammed.
Speaker 3:Adulting was way more affordable in the 90s.
Speaker 2:And we weren't even adults.
Speaker 1:Gas was 98 cents.
Speaker 2:Like 78 cents.
Speaker 1:I used to go in there fill a tank 5-1-1 for my mother and her little Cavalier.
Speaker 3:I remember that red Cavalier Stuff was mad easy. Your mom would send you in the store to buy cigarettes Shut up. I remember that red cavalier Like stuff was mad easy, like your mom would send you In the store to buy cigarettes Shut up. I heard that. That's why I'm a pussy fella. First of all, my pussy's still intact. It's never been detached.
Speaker 2:Elmer's does wonders? No, it doesn't. That duct tape, gorilla glue.
Speaker 1:Stealing was a lot easier Back then too. I don't know anything about that. Yeah, I used to man, I used Gorilla glue. Stealing was a lot easier back then too. I don't know anything about that. Yeah, I used to man, I used to make cake selling candy.
Speaker 2:It's always the dark ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, of course they ain't see me coming All going Hide in the shadows. The lighting wasn't really good back then.
Speaker 3:No, Not the hiding in the shadows Sorry you're done Last year Not the hiding in the Sorry, you're done.
Speaker 1:Last Carlos Martel Market they, they ain't had, no, they ain't had no lights in there, boy.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Is there a statute of limitations Right?
Speaker 1:They don't got no proof.
Speaker 3:They ain't seen me. They don't play them. Old tapes, bumper Club they still got VHS's of your black ass Running through the fucking Yo, you still got VHS's of your black ass.
Speaker 4:Running through the fucking.
Speaker 1:Yo.
Speaker 2:Looking like black noir.
Speaker 1:Put down that Chico stick boy.
Speaker 4:Black noir. Yo, oh shit, like noir. Oh shit, okay, alright bro, some of those.
Speaker 3:I am not a robot.
Speaker 1:Things be hard yo for real like pick all the bikes and it's like there's like a piece of bike in one frame. Like does that count as a bike?
Speaker 2:I literally struggled with that today. I had to pick. It was a motorcycle. It said pick all the motorcycles. And I'm like, technically, there's only one picture that I can really say has a motorcycle Right. The other one is a handle, the other one is like yeah, yeah, I don't know and what if you just have a really smart computer that knows how to pick them for shit?
Speaker 1:it's like you won't catch me yeah, they should say like pick the you know, never, mind, pick the what that's our gems. Well, go ahead and bleep that out, just in case. I'm glad. Listen. If you made it through this whole episode, we love you guys, cause you guys can take a joke. If you made it, take a joke. If you made it with a problem, refer to the tagline. And if you didn't like it, it's all Sean's fault. We out of here Later.
Speaker 2:Bye.
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