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Table 4 Three
Episode 090: Yolo wit da Rolos...Right Shawn!!!
What would drive someone to walk for six days straight after an argument with their partner? That's just one of the relationship-centered questions that fuels this episode's dynamic conversation. We kick things off discussing the shocking story of a young man who took jealousy to horrifying extremes when he discovered his ex was dating his friend—launching us into an exploration of post-breakup boundaries and emotional regulation.
The conversation heats up when we tackle the age-old question: is it ever acceptable to date a friend's ex? Our hosts share raw, unfiltered perspectives on friendship loyalty versus personal happiness, with each bringing their unique experiences to the table. From there, we dive into the sometimes arbitrary, sometimes profound reasons people end relationships, from physical turn-offs to deeper issues of compatibility and respect.
One of our most thoughtful segments examines societal judgments around men who take pride in their appearance, questioning why caring about fashion and grooming still carries unnecessary stigma. This flows perfectly into our discussion of an Italian man who walked nearly 280 miles after arguing with his wife—prompting everyone to reflect on their own conflict resolution styles and breaking points.
The episode culminates with a revealing ranking exercise where each host prioritizes what matters most in relationships: loyalty, personality, physical attributes, money, or looks. The surprising variations in our answers demonstrate how deeply our values are shaped by past experiences and personal needs.
Whether you're navigating a complex relationship, wondering about your own boundaries, or simply curious about human connection, this conversation offers both laughter and genuine insight into how we form, maintain, and sometimes need to walk away from relationships that no longer serve us.
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Speaker 4:I ain't never give a fuck.
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Speaker 4:She's touching me.
Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the table for three. Oh man, what a week.
Speaker 5:A couple weeks.
Speaker 1:Man, I can't stop playing this new Clips album. They need they flowers for real.
Speaker 5:Backyard to yard, sell it whip on whip and soft to hard. I'm the neighborhood pusher. Call me subwoofer Cause I pump bass like that. Jack On or off the track. I'm heavy cuz Ball to your fathers. You can duck to the Feddy Gov. Sorry, my love, but I'm seeing through these eyes. Benz convoys with the wagon on the side. Only big. We out, we out. Keep talking this music shit. I hope y'all are enjoying y'all week. Thank you for joining us once again.
Speaker 1:I hope y'all are enjoying y'all week. Thank you for joining us once again. I hope y'all are enjoying your rides to work Ride home.
Speaker 5:Ride to the Pick up your kids.
Speaker 2:Long walk home. I don't know.
Speaker 5:Don't know what y'all do.
Speaker 1:But y'all listening to us, so we appreciate you.
Speaker 5:Full of myself what y'all do, but y'all listening to us, so we appreciate you. Full of myself If you listening while you fighting a patient, ha.
Speaker 6:Y'all never mind me.
Speaker 1:Uh, I mean, uh, it's a new day. This is one of my favorite records. Clips is back. Y'all my god, they got some heat out there. They was making they rounds at every podcast this week and I watched all of them.
Speaker 5:Madness looked like he didn't give a fuck. I fuck with both of them, man. I love the Clips man Woo, I fuck with both of them. Man, I love the clips. Man Woo Woo, this beat is crazy.
Speaker 6:Woo Woo. This beat is crazy. It's a new day, god damn. But the nigga wanted money, god damn. When that white hits the pan, it comes back hard. I can account for every gram at the streets. Molded the man I am, the pimp, the hustler, the crook, the killer. Gorilla treats up a blow dealer. Cost my fame I hustle, I'm rich. Blow Skrilla. I'm the torch that carry the game, the flame I throwack. Change came from. Blow Push the O's Six leg clothes. Hug the streets, I hug the beat. Change flows. Thug the streets. My love is deep. My pain shows my heart's on the sleeve, a nigga that the game is only hard to escape you, ladies and gentlemen, we are happy to be back.
Speaker 1:We are happy you're with us this again, listening to our nonsense every week, and it's funny though it's a new day, goddamn.
Speaker 5:But that nigga want it money. Smoke, smoke yes.
Speaker 6:Let God sort him out.
Speaker 5:This album is fire Seppi. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Back and come and get this kelly in your ears too, if you want a blue like belly, a lot of jetting proud of bedding 9-11. I'm the who's who with what's what. Pop of heaven, fuck around and get your body trace trying to test me, because niggas that I'm with like to draw when it's sketchy. If they catch me, don't forget me. Resurrect me by your dog. Tag the same place that they forget me Smoke.
Speaker 6:So be it, so be it. Smoke, so be it so be it.
Speaker 5:You ain't solid, you ain't malice. Be quiet, ain't right. You ain't Karen Blow money. You owe money. We ain't ballin' you ain't believe God did. You ain't callit All black back to back this ain't traffic. Can't wrap your head around that. You ain't ballin'. You ain't ballin'. You ain't ballin' Burn talk, we all Paris, talk to her Malice. Malice is blacked out on this album. Oh my God, what she never mattered. It's saddening of my roof. They all scattered. Ain't no more Neptune, so peace, saturn. Off the first key up, they re-up. It's a pattern.
Speaker 1:Like middlemen. They killing them. You know what happens? Oh my God, it's just heat after heat after heat. This shit is making me sweat for real. Paper for three in the building. Big up Clips Congratulations on his fucking album. Every album you ever dropped was fire Glad to see Malice back home. He was always home.
Speaker 5:Wait, did you hear him rap again? Oh my God, did you hear him rap again? Chains and whips.
Speaker 1:If you haven't heard this album, man, I swear you need to go get it. Justin Bieber, shut up, man. Get your album, man, he fly.
Speaker 5:You're a free spirit of repossession. What Too much enamel covers your necklace. What I buy bitches, you buy obsessions. What you buy watches, I buy collections. Misery's fueled in your aggression. What Jealousy's turned into obsession, what let's go, oh my God. Delegates, delegates.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, Welcome back to the table for three clips. Big up man, I love the album. Yo Shout out to the clips. Oh my God, welcome back to the table for three clips. Big up man, I love the album yo Shout out to the clips. Oh my God. Shout out to Pusha T. Pusha T, that's my favorite. Shout out Pharrell, because Pharrell blacked out on his album. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:It was a dope album that they came out with Shit was fire.
Speaker 1:I haven't stopped playing it since they dropped, so.
Speaker 3:What's up guys? How y'all doing good hello guys. For those who don't know, I'm nabwa manini and you are here at the table for three. Welcome. Welcome welcome if you can't take dark humor please.
Speaker 1:The exit is stage left. The exit is stage left.
Speaker 3:This is dark humor alley, yeah, this is not your family-friendly podcast we just look, we like, we just like poking fun at shit.
Speaker 1:I mean we don't want to take things too serious, even though this world is serious and got serious things going on with it. It's just like come on, you know, we just there's enough people doing that. Yeah, we just trying to shine a light and make people laugh. That shine a light and make people laugh.
Speaker 2:That's all. And I'm Mr, and I'm your boy Cheddar Cheese, cheddar Cheese.
Speaker 1:Like. Why Cheddar Cheese? Like? Why Is it sharp, why not? Or extra sharp, not sharp.
Speaker 2:Do they have extra?
Speaker 3:sharp. Yeah, is it New York?
Speaker 2:I don't think that there's actually a difference between the two.
Speaker 3:I don't think so.
Speaker 2:Why is it extra sharp? Or New York cheddar sharp? The blade they put in it. I'm not sure the blade, Blade of what?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you're funny. You're funny as hell. See, only you look to cut people while they sleep.
Speaker 2:Who said anything about them sleeping? Oh shit Jesus. Well, no, not in that way. Yeah no, that's not. It why? Did you go straight to sleeping as the setting?
Speaker 1:of the. You seem like the type that would like.
Speaker 3:Just sneak around and do it, I'm just like you'll feed them.
Speaker 1:Let them get the itis. Make them feel good about themselves, like they're going to wake up and do better, and then they'll sleep peacefully, not like the witch in the candy house.
Speaker 3:That's creepy.
Speaker 1:And then you just wake them up in the middle of the night and like slash bitch.
Speaker 2:How did we get here? I don't know.
Speaker 3:Know, I want to know why he made you a serial killer. He made me a lunch lady.
Speaker 2:he made me I mean, what's wrong? A life coach, right, yeah, and an ex-murderer yeah, all in the same. Oh, okay, and that's why my name is Cheddar Cheese yeah, extra sharp.
Speaker 1:There you go. Well, all right, how was everybody's week weekend?
Speaker 3:Any takers. I was ready for this week to be over, and I'm ready for this week to be over All right, we didn't even start yet.
Speaker 1:I mean, it is what it is.
Speaker 3:But yeah, I'm all set. I've been having bad back pains Really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh my God, stop bending that way. Wow, which way? Front or back, both ways.
Speaker 2:So other than that. How was your week, my week? Actually, it wasn't bad. I was coming off of my birthday weekend. Yes, you were.
Speaker 1:It wasn't bad. It was very relaxed, though I enjoyed myself. Wait for the most part, wait, wait, wait. So your birthday weekend was relaxed like you ain't do nothing. I didn't say that I, just what did you do I?
Speaker 2:relaxed how?
Speaker 3:what do you mean? There's some things that's just better left than said oh, so you relax.
Speaker 1:You relax the muscles back there.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God you.
Speaker 2:You was like happy birthday to me.
Speaker 1:You Not relaxed your muscles back there you said you relaxed.
Speaker 2:How do you normally relax?
Speaker 1:I go to sleep. You just let your muscles go. Apparently, they got to find a tunnel.
Speaker 3:So you do bleach? No, I don't.
Speaker 2:Like this way guys.
Speaker 4:Muscles away.
Speaker 1:You got to like Nope Sure don't. You got one of those fake acne tunnels. You know, somebody was drawing fake acne and somebody actually drove into the wall.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like that's sad, that that is sad. It's sad because they drove into it.
Speaker 1:They drove I know, like so in your case, like you got extra, wow, just acne tunnels. Wow, acme tunnels. No, people just crash into your tunnel. Wow, it was a fake tunnel actually.
Speaker 3:You are on a roll. No, no, no.
Speaker 2:Real early. I'm just talking about that. No, because you just keep digging deeper and deeper.
Speaker 1:I'm glad you enjoyed your relaxing birthday weekend. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3:Because this is how it started. How did we get there? I don't even know. You should know, you day weekend.
Speaker 1:Thank you so much Because this is how it started.
Speaker 3:How did we get there?
Speaker 1:You should know you brought us. I went back to the premise. It was good Good weekend. Did you go anywhere or you just stayed home? Go anywhere Like on vacation, did you?
Speaker 2:go out of state? No, I didn't. I was local, I was here.
Speaker 1:Okay, were you pampered I'm just going to keep stretching.
Speaker 3:I was here. Okay, did you, were you?
Speaker 2:pampered. I'm just going to keep stretching it. No, I just yo. Yes, I was.
Speaker 3:We got to break it back.
Speaker 1:Our Sean has to be pampered and taken care of. It's your birthday weekend. Usually we turn up, but you know I'm getting old, nah, you ain't asking y'all that about my birthday weekend. Usually we'd turn up, but you know we're getting old, nah you ain't asking y'all that about my birthday weekend you said what you was doing for your birthday weekend did I, yeah, what I said you was fucking exactly alright.
Speaker 1:well, that's good. I'm glad you enjoyed your birthday. How was yours? It was a short week for me. My Friday I had that Friday off, man. They changed up assignments at my job so I got a lot more responsibilities, but then I help a lot of people too, so I'm thinking the change is going to come soon, really, yeah.
Speaker 3:You really be happy about your job, huh I?
Speaker 1:do. I love my job.
Speaker 3:You're the only one that has an expressive conversation about your employment. I love my job. I love my team. Everybody else is like you know people, stupid. It is what it is. I got my check. I really don't have that problem. My team he be like yeah, so go team. We were great. So this week because I worked only a short week this week we had Wow, why you make me sound like Alfalfa or something.
Speaker 1:Because you'd be excited. No, but I'm saying I got a great team. I mean, we have a new manager who doesn't really know, yeah, so it's like Y'all have that. Yeah, it was one of those where she keep asking us to answer the questions or do reports so she can pawn it off as herself to the higher ups. So I fucked up a report on purpose, you know what, Just so you had to come back. The funny thing is me and the chief, the assistant chief Well, actually it was the chief. I already had communication with them about this particular report, so I already told them, like, what was wrong with it. And so she's asking me to give her the same report and she's trying to do something different and she's new, so she don't really know our ways yet. So I'm like, well, it's this. She's like, well, let me try this. And I was like, all right, you know what, go ahead. And so a three-day assignment that I finished in three days turned into two weeks because she wanted to do something different.
Speaker 1:And it was still wrong. It was still wrong and just to use my report, that I did in three days, that I already told them. So she passed it off anyway and whatever. So I found that amusing, but the rest of my team is great. Why?
Speaker 2:are you sabotaging?
Speaker 1:Hey look, you need to come in here and know what you're doing.
Speaker 2:How long has she been in there?
Speaker 1:That was her first day. Literally, that was within her first 10 days, really, yeah, okay. So I mean right now I think she's about a month and a half in, still really don't know much, but I'm not going to hold that against her. She's got to learn our department to really.
Speaker 2:So I kind of Not you going to say that after you sabotaged her?
Speaker 1:No, I mean, I mean the talk was, she knew what she was doing.
Speaker 3:You always got to.
Speaker 2:That was just the hazing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like she, not the hazing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not the hazing she came in, came from the big plays doing all types of big things, so she talked like she knew what she was doing. All right, let's see what you know, but the rest of my team is fucking fantastic. That's good and she'd get there. I'm sure she'd get there. We have conversations all the time.
Speaker 2:I hope so, being the manager yeah, that part get there. I'm sure she'll get there we have conversations all the time?
Speaker 1:I hope so, being the manager, but other than that short week, I have a story. Quickly, uh-oh, it has to do with my car. What you doing, I just don't like you crashed it, no, it's just when you have something wrong with your car, it's just good to have someone, like a mechanic that you know, who could like work on your car and it won't be as expensive. Like you know somebody who can like I knew I knew somebody who could work on my car.
Speaker 3:But one of those.
Speaker 1:They moved to florida right, yeah, I'm saying and it's just easier that way. But see, the thing that needed to be done on my car. He couldn't do like because, because the type of car I got, he probably couldn't get to park.
Speaker 2:What you wouldn't have done on your car.
Speaker 1:Well, it was like an actuator that shorted or malfunctioned, which caused my car not to lock when I set the alarm. Okay, so you could still open my. So the muscles was loose. It was, it was loose. So, yeah, you could still open her up.
Speaker 3:Get.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can still open her up, get in there, she was sounding alarmed.
Speaker 3:See how he quickly switched that, though, Because it started off. You can open her up. I was going to say my car. I know, we know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I dodged that, you didn't. So the only alternative is to bring it to the dealership. Now you're talking service fee and all that shit, so they get it. It was only supposed to take three days for a certain amount of money. Three days turned to two weeks because they fixed the problem. But the problem moved to another door and then to another door. That was a domino. And then when I go pick up the car, they tell me it's fixed. I go open the car and now it's the back passenger door that has the same problem. So, like the, the problem keep moving through doors. That's crazy. So it's like yo move to his trunk next and so what?
Speaker 1:what was like a six hundred bill was $1,700 by the 13th and then they, they kind of took it off because it was in your care. You said you fixed it and now it's not fixed. So they didn't really charge me that much. I'm like, why do car dealerships do that shit? Like I told you, like I told you what the problem is, I knew what part I needed. I could have got the part for cheaper. You know what I'm saying. Did you say seventeen thousand dollars, seventeen hundred? Oh, I don't know why. I was like, what the fuck might as well buy a new car at that point. But yeah, like if I'm coming to you and saying, hey, it's the actuator, I can get an actuator. I don't need your, your service, because I know what's wrong with the car. Like, just let me buy the part, let me pay for, like I don't know the service is going. This shit was like 199, which is stupid. But yeah, I'll pay for service, I give you the part. All this extra fee, shit, I think that's how they get you.
Speaker 1:I can't stand it absolutely so they wouldn't take your part no, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't buy it because they but they won't like, if you have the part, they won't take the part. Okay, they have to get it themselves so it's like the actual dealership. They yeah, they won't do that, and I find that even if, like you, go to firestone or something like that, if you, if you buy brakes or tires and, like I, have the, the parts, they won't take it no, you gotta go to a mom and pop yeah, you can't bring it to stuff like that.
Speaker 1:I fucking hate that shit yo. They don't want to get sued, fuck it. It's stupid. But I had to fight with them all for three weeks just to get my car back, just to drop it off again, because they got to fix the rest of the problem.
Speaker 3:Throw the whole thing away. So that's my story.
Speaker 1:Throw that shit I ain't going to throw that away. I love that car Anyway, yeah. That Pinto's cute on you. I don't think they make Pintos anymore.
Speaker 2:You got the last one, no.
Speaker 1:No, no, if I do, it's electric.
Speaker 2:Boogie, woogie, woogie.
Speaker 3:Can we have a quick RIP for the Pinto? What would you do if your son was at home?
Speaker 1:Wow, oh yeah, he died, that's right, yeah that's right.
Speaker 2:Now we know what he did. One of the trio.
Speaker 3:You know, what, what?
Speaker 2:This is the moment, wow, this is the dark.
Speaker 1:This is the moment. Okay, a moment of silence, that's right.
Speaker 4:That is not sorry.
Speaker 1:I hit the wrong button. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:That's why your car don't work.
Speaker 1:Karma is a bitch, ain't it? Yes, it is, yeah. Rest in peace. He sung that song. I don't know what he did after that.
Speaker 2:They had more than just that song.
Speaker 1:You're so horrible. City low man, I mean City High. Yeah, I mean they got low after that one. I mean like name another song, name another City High song Caramel, caramel, alright, name another one. Y'all both was quicker on Caramel, yeah.
Speaker 2:Those were like their two big hits, uh-huh.
Speaker 1:Singles Name another one. Wait, they had an album, right? Yeah, what's the name of the album? City High in Ottawa. That's why your back spazzed City High album one. What the fuck, what the fuck? I snorted. Oh shit, yeah, all right. Yes, rest in peace, man, you are horrible.
Speaker 3:You gave us. He is horrible. Don't do that because you didn't listen to the songs he gave us, a timeless classic they gave us.
Speaker 1:Yes, they gave us a timeless classic.
Speaker 3:The rest of them are still alive.
Speaker 1:Yes, but can we agree it's a timeless classic? It is, it is. We did it on this show like mad time.
Speaker 3:I just did it, yeah.
Speaker 1:Rest in peace man. Thank you for the timeless classic.
Speaker 2:Why is he like this?
Speaker 3:Because he ain't got no home training.
Speaker 2:Oh man, it's, it's the same thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a lyric actually.
Speaker 4:Because he ain't got no home training.
Speaker 1:All manners, that's the same thing. Yeah, there's a lyric actually oh, from what? Jay-z.
Speaker 3:Oh, jay-z ain't here.
Speaker 1:I know I was doing one of his lyrics.
Speaker 3:I know I got you when you said that Huh.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm what? Okay, so 20,000.
Speaker 1:All right, yep, go ahead, let's go Happening in the world.
Speaker 2:So you guys heard about the crazy man lit a whole apartment building on fire recently, so 23-year-old why in?
Speaker 3:What Go ahead I?
Speaker 1:said why in you consider 23 a right. Well, you must, you must.
Speaker 3:Bitch, don't act like you. Ain't that close to this big age?
Speaker 1:Don't do it to yourself Is 23 a YN for real Like I consider YNs like 18, 17.
Speaker 2:23 is a YN.
Speaker 3:I would say 26 would probably be the cutoff. Yeah, hmm, I mean it depends on the level of maturity, though maturity though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but if you're looking at it from our age, yes, that's a yn okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, I think was they yns before your birthday I?
Speaker 2:had to read the story so 23 year old Lontre Clark that says it all allegedly firebombed his friend's apartment building in a jealous rage after he learned that his ex-girlfriend could possibly be dating his friend. Insecurities climbed in to that little brain of his, showed up the anger and can't regulate your emotions at that age. He ended up killing four people in the apartment building and not the people he talked um. Injuring other people, a four-year-old, oh oh, no. Horrible condition. But yeah, he didn't even get. That. Don't even sound sincere.
Speaker 1:It didn't. It is sincere. You're aiming for your friend and you injure a four-year-old. That's fucked up. Now did he get the friend.
Speaker 2:No, they're still alive. They probably weren't even home. The friend and the ex Damn. It's just why can't we ever learn to just let it go Like if you left or they left you, you're no longer together.
Speaker 3:Just go yeah, I ain't going to hold you. I'd be mad as fuck too. I found out my ex is dating my friend To the point of burning down an apartment. I ain't burning down no apartment, but I'd be upset. Mazel Tov's here, I think that's wild. Not burning down an apartment. I get being upset, but that shit is crazy.
Speaker 1:That's naturally a human emotion what's the closest you got to? Like I was about to get fucked up, like arrested, type shit. What's the based off of? You know your ex doing some shit, or you know boyfriend, whatever. What's the closer you got to like snapping, like did you? Were you plotting to do something crazy or did you snap, did you?
Speaker 3:snap. No, I ain't snap enough.
Speaker 2:So you snapped no, she crackle popped.
Speaker 4:She definitely crackle popped.
Speaker 3:I mean, I tried to stab. I'm not doing anything towards an ex, though, oh, not an ex.
Speaker 1:Who did you try to stab.
Speaker 3:If we're over, it's done. Okay, I tried to stab a boyfriend, oh oh Well, how come? Because they stupid.
Speaker 1:What do you consider stupid?
Speaker 3:When you lie so much and you keep lying, you deserve it To be stabbed. Don't say you don't.
Speaker 2:Table for three does not condone stupid people behavior.
Speaker 1:You don't. What's the closest you got to him snapping?
Speaker 3:Or do you ever use it? But I've never stabbed him. No, I bet I've punched him Out of his sleep.
Speaker 1:Really Mm-hmm. Well, that makes sense, like that is, yeah, logical Response, you know what.
Speaker 3:I mean but but no, I've never like. Did he knock your block off?
Speaker 1:no, what's the closest you got.
Speaker 2:I had a baby with a father you stupid no, seriously, I have never snapped you stupid. No seriously.
Speaker 3:I have never snapped In my defense. It was pregnant. The funny thing is, I believed her, for a second, I was like he dead. That was hilarious, though.
Speaker 1:He was breastfeeding the other day, but you know there's people who have done shit like that though.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, yeah, the get back was crazy.
Speaker 2:You remember when I was in?
Speaker 3:the.
Speaker 2:Destiny's Child video. I was Solange. I need a soldier, rub it in my belly.
Speaker 3:Yo, I can't stand you?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's just stupidity, man Dude, learn how to manage your emotions and jealous, yeah, like you just threw your whole life away because somebody else started over in their life.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, it's not that serious.
Speaker 2:And then, you took people's lives.
Speaker 3:I had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1:Now question. Now question, Even though it's over. Do you consider your?
Speaker 2:ex as off limits to your friends. So this is tricky. It depends Because for me personally, would I feel some type of way and feel like that should have been off limit for my friends? Yes, but I also understand that love is love People going to do. I don't think that's love at that point.
Speaker 3:Sometimes it is, though.
Speaker 2:People going to do what they do and I mean, can you really put jurisdictions on other people and what they choose to do in their lives and their relationships? You could have a whole lot of exes. Is everybody supposed to be like wait, let me find out you know, or tiptoeing around.
Speaker 2:And we ain't talking about everybody, though we talk about your friends, like I just feel like no, I mean, it depends on how freshly everybody that they meet or want to be involved in, because one of their friends, potentially like you, could have a whole group of friends that's just been ran through or ran through people, and so there's a whole lot of exes out there. Yeah, how do you navigate that? I?
Speaker 3:think it's. For me it's just the timing of it, like if we broke up two weeks ago and now you dating my friend.
Speaker 2:He was plotting or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's a fucking problem to me If it happens like a year or two years later Did your ex do that. Did my ex ever do that to me. Not that I know of. But I'm saying like so two years or whatever down the line and they meet up or whatever. That's fine.
Speaker 1:I think I was that ex, that I talked about it before. When you went to their friend I talked to the best friend, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:And that's fucked up. For it to be a best friend, that's crazy. I feel like that should just be off limits period. I don't care how many years go by.
Speaker 2:So do you feel like that was wrong on your part? No, no, not on my part. Okay.
Speaker 3:So you just placed the blame on her and was like I don't give a long for it.
Speaker 1:I didn't place a blame on anyone. You, her friend.
Speaker 2:Right, I didn't place a blame on anybody.
Speaker 1:She, my ex. They wanted to figure it out, figure it out, but I didn't expect that to happen either. So to a degree it's like you have no loyalties. I thought, I thought at that age I thought I was the man Like I thought I was the man.
Speaker 2:I thought I was the man.
Speaker 1:I got her to end, her best one. This is beautiful, and if everybody comes to terms, maybe something can happen with all of us Did it Separately, because now the ex wanted to circle the block, so it's like am I wrong? They?
Speaker 3:either plotted on you or she was plotting on her best friend, because her best friend ended up fucking with you. Either way, it was cool with me.
Speaker 2:Or y'all was plotting on each other. Yeah right, Probably.
Speaker 1:Because after that I moved away. Oh, okay, so I didn't go to jail. Very interesting, all right. Well, yeah, dude, get your shit right in jail, would you feel some?
Speaker 2:type of way. If your ex so is it different between a friend? Or if your ex ends up dating one of your family members, do you find that to be equally as bad?
Speaker 3:or don't give a shit, or that depends on the other that depends on if the family member is close to me, because you're not close with all your family, so, but if it's like a family member that I treat like is our best friend, even though we family, but and that can't be a thing your family member can't be your best friend, right, right, you know? So if it's a situation like that, then yeah, I'd have a problem with it. Well, if it's a family member that's like we don't even fuck with each other, like that, and you end up with my ex, I'd be like girl, good luck so what if it was reverse and you ended up fine?
Speaker 2:you ended up finding somebody, started a relationship, and then you happen to be at a family event of a family member that you don't see or talk to every day, so you don't really know who they exes is, and then it's uncovered, would you? Stop that relationship.
Speaker 3:No because I didn't know, Just like if it was reversed they didn't know.
Speaker 1:I got two things to say. One, okay, so I have a large family, I have mad brothers on my father's side and I have a brother on my mother's side. I used to mess with this girl, like for a while, right, but this was when I was younger, right, right. And when I got older, I would say like I don't know, close to 30, like early 30s.
Speaker 1:He was now talking to the girl that I used to talk to back when I was younger and he brought her to my mother's house one time, because it was all like me and my mother's house. And she came and I was just like, oh, it's you Like, like, because he would talk about her and I just didn't know who she was until I seen her. And I was like yo, you don't feel weird right now, because literally up in that room I had you in my closet, like it's crazy, like, how do you like to me? It's like, how do you, yeah, feel about that? Like, because I don't give a fuck, it's my brother. Like, it's my brother, it's whatever. But like her, like, how do you, how do you not know you're here?
Speaker 1:And then with my wife, right, my wife knew my brothers before she knew me. Okay, right, which is at first you think, oh, like, like my brothers got to her. You know what I'm saying and it's like meh. But you know it didn't never happen and it's just like I thought it was pretty coincidental that all these years, younger years, that I didn't know her, she knew them. So the six degrees of separation was crazy. So I found that kind of interesting. But if she would have slept with any of them, so I found that kind of interesting.
Speaker 2:But if she would have slept with any of them, you wouldn't have pursued it. Yeah, you wouldn't have pursued it, or it wouldn't have bothered you, you would have just slept with her again.
Speaker 1:It probably would have been both she probably wouldn't be his wife right now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Like you the who, Because then it's like I'm the better brother, right? You know what that?
Speaker 4:is it? She was like well, he did do this thing.
Speaker 3:You ever run through family? I'm sorry, what, what the fuck? It's a question Like what do you think about it? Like, have you ever you ran through family? What do you mean? Like you had a girl and you slept with her and probably slept with another family member. Oh, you ever did that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you ever did that. That's my firstborn. Get the fuck out of here Dad dad.
Speaker 2:Grandpa, have I ever yeah, dad, dad, grandpa. Wow, thinking back yes, yes, it did one time it did yeah, but it was not a I'm not gonna say that was a real serious relationship yeah, no, I don't mean it as a relationship, I'm just saying we just ran through like a family.
Speaker 3:Okay, I don't run through anybody you know, know what I mean.
Speaker 4:I'm making it sound crazy. Have you slept?
Speaker 3:with multiple family members, not at the same time.
Speaker 1:How well, what's the definition of multiple Get out of here?
Speaker 3:Meaning, like I said have you, I have how many? Why I got to have a number.
Speaker 1:It's like brother, brother, sister, father.
Speaker 3:No, it's brother, brother, cousin.
Speaker 1:Brother, brother, cousin At the same time.
Speaker 3:No, oh yeah, they was all different years. Okay yeah, yo, I mean, I'm just saying, mine was just cousin Cousin cousin, cousin. No oh.
Speaker 1:It was cousin cousin.
Speaker 2:I mean, I'm just saying Mine was just cousin Cousin, cousin, cousin. No, oh, it was cousin cousin Cousin, kissing cousins. Yes, I kissed the cousin. Yeah, I bet you did. I had twin sisters. I love a good twix. You have a thing With sleeping with sisters? No, I do.
Speaker 1:It's crazy. And you being funny, you're not. No, because I'm talking about something different, but I see what you did there, that's interesting, let's dive into it, let's dive deeper. I see what you did there. Fuck no.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Let's move on, please.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, yo you funny as hell. That's the onion peel hey yo.
Speaker 3:All of last Shit. Oh my God, hey yo, I've been back. All of last Shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:So I do have a question, do you ask me? My pop ain't even go loud like it was supposed to. That's disrespectful, thank you. Thank you for picking up my slack Now. Can you put your mouth back on the mic? Oh my God.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ. So, ladies, I didn't know you were that talented. That is crazy, ladies. Ladies, happy birthday to you. Jesus Christ, oh my god, anyway go ahead, nene go ahead. Ladies, oh my God, anyway go ahead, nene go ahead.
Speaker 3:Ladies, that was good. What is the most childish reason?
Speaker 2:you cut off a man. This is just for the ladies.
Speaker 3:I think anybody can answer what's your most childish reason? You ever cut somebody off.
Speaker 2:Let's say it that way, childish.
Speaker 3:This was because they yeah, like something real, just like. But is that childish that well yeah I mean they stink you shouldn't know better at a certain age, you need to know that you need to wash your ass. If you don't know, then that's childish no, but it has to be childish for you to to not to stop fucking with them I got, I got a thing go ahead.
Speaker 2:Yeah was what is my most childhood, or if I've had what is the most childish?
Speaker 3:um, but if you only had it once, just to say that one, I guess I'm trying to think they had a hairy-eyed bush.
Speaker 1:I couldn't take it. I know I said that before they. Bush was just fucking, oh my God, Yo, and she was older than me too, that's why. But like, no, Like, cut that shit. Missed that Like. Cut that shit, Mr Like. Cut it. Like. And it was thick.
Speaker 2:It was thick as fuck bro, so it was probably more like Mr.
Speaker 3:I was like Marcus oh yo.
Speaker 2:Like have I had a childish reason? I can't really. I feel like I was justified in every reason that I ended.
Speaker 1:That could be childish justification too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I don't consider any of them childish. It was always things like oh you a liar. Yeah, that's not childish. No, that's not childish.
Speaker 4:It's like live and let live. Like for real.
Speaker 3:You. No, I was stupid enough to stay, so I didn't have no childish reasons, but I know a story of somebody who did she stayed until they did. Shit. True story Anyway.
Speaker 1:That is very, very true. Horrible.
Speaker 3:But I know somebody Wait a minute.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you just got that.
Speaker 1:It just registered. He's so slow Moving on minute. Yeah, you good, you just got that moving on, but I I got a rebuttal, but I don't know if I can say it anyway.
Speaker 3:So many questions, oh my god. So I got a friend, hi friend who dumped the guy because when he was talking, a piece of rice flew out of his mouth. And it made her look at him and be like I don't like the way his nose look, and she cut him off for that. Okay, so I think that's very childish.
Speaker 1:Is that the same friend who thought the dude was too metrosexual? Yes, yes, it is Like. Can you be too metrosexual to lose?
Speaker 3:a female like that. I don't think he was metrosexual.
Speaker 2:I was going to say, is it?
Speaker 3:metrosexual, or he was just too feminine. He was sassy very much, so I don't know.
Speaker 6:I know.
Speaker 1:I never knew, I don't understand what metrosexual and I thought all that was all rolled in one. I didn't think there was a roof being metrosexual and I thought all that was all rolled in one Like it's like I didn't think it was a real sexual has nothing to do with being gay. Yeah, I never like. Is that a real thing to me? I don't. I didn't know. Metrosexual was a real thing.
Speaker 2:People use the term and everybody knows what the term mean. When somebody says it means so.
Speaker 1:It means just a little bit more feminine than any the way that they dress the way that they are.
Speaker 3:I don't think it's feminine, though People just try to characterize it as the time they take to get ready.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the products they use.
Speaker 2:Right. They just take their time to look good, intricate, yeah look good, yeah, like with they shit, because a lot of people feel like, oh only women should actually take time to take care of themselves.
Speaker 3:And that's not true. To look good, because women love grown men.
Speaker 2:If a guy is a little too involved in they looks, they feel like well first they lean more towards that's the people in gay. Probably gay. But those that are not childish who? Came, came up with that. Oh, you know they.
Speaker 3:Nothing but gay. Cis people came up with that. Who Gay?
Speaker 2:cis, can you?
Speaker 1:explain that.
Speaker 2:That's the new political party.
Speaker 1:Because I felt like females created that word. What Metrosexual?
Speaker 3:I technically don't know who created it, because they want some.
Speaker 1:I don't think a female created that word. They want some type like a type of dude, but then critique the type of dude they are.
Speaker 3:That's why I said I don't think females made that term.
Speaker 1:So, like, what's wrong with being? If that's the case, if metrosexual is, just you just?
Speaker 3:A lot of women like metrosexual men, though.
Speaker 1:If you just take the time to make yourself look good when you go out in the world, what's wrong with that? Nothing.
Speaker 3:There's nothing wrong with that, but, like you said, they just push it to more of the gay? No, well, they try to, yeah, but that's not the meaning behind it, though Everybody always tries to switch it. I'm telling you, it's the gay sis that always alter sayings.
Speaker 1:Literally this weekend I made sure I cut my hair In clean dress yeah, finally and bleached your booty hole, man, so they can see the tunnel. Yo.
Speaker 3:That is wild. Funny as fuck.
Speaker 4:That is wild.
Speaker 1:Like if people read the title of last, I'm gonna ride the train. If they seen the title of last episode, they're going to understand it and understand it. Now. That's funny, because I didn't hear you say it last and I was like what the fuck? It's funny as fuck. But yeah, I didn't. I don't feel like that's. I think everybody is that they take some kind of time. No, they take some kind of time. No, no, no.
Speaker 3:You're misconstruing Like literally Every. So I would say this my dad would technically Be considered A metrosexual.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Because my dad Dresses to the T. He takes the time. He will press his shit Like oh.
Speaker 4:Room himself, the shoes, everything matches he permed his skin.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like my dad be on top of his skin, but my dad be on top of his shit. And it's not like, oh, I'm gonna pick and choose. That shit is clockwork every day. Anytime this man has to go somewhere, it don't matter If he go outside to mow the lawn. A nigga is coordinated.
Speaker 2:Okay, just like, one hair can't be out of place.
Speaker 3:At all.
Speaker 2:Got it's just like one hair can't be out of place At all. Got it and it's like okay fool.
Speaker 3:It's a little dramatic, oh all right.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm fine with that, but it doesn't mean that you're gay, like are you a girl Like why are you that much in tune with how you look and care? And so then that's when they start leaning more towards the whole. Yeah, okay, yeah, but the term that they land on Is metrosexual.
Speaker 1:So can we just get rid of the word and get more in?
Speaker 2:touch with what they consider to be, their feminine side. Yeah, well, whatever.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's that. That's weird, but the person we speaking of now, he was a little sassy, so there's a difference.
Speaker 2:That's a friend of mine.
Speaker 3:That's nice. I wonder if he bleaches his booty, why would you wonder that? So there's a difference. That's a friend of mine, that's nice. I wonder if he bleaches his booty hole, why would you wonder that? I wonder a lot of things.
Speaker 1:So the weekend broke Other people's booty holes on your minds, not just their booty holes.
Speaker 2:So the weekend broke record. What?
Speaker 1:Sean is trying to move on. No, let's dive a little deeper in this.
Speaker 2:no, let's not the Weeknd recently breaks the record for having the most songs, exceeding over 1 and 2 billion streams each on Spotify.
Speaker 1:Nice short clap.
Speaker 3:I haven't listened to his albums like that Spotify Short club. I haven't listened to his albums like that, but he has had some bangers.
Speaker 2:I like some of his songs. I can't say that, but I've actually sat and listened to a Weeknd album. Yeah, me neither when I have listened to a City High album.
Speaker 1:Because you knew what happened when your son is on a home.
Speaker 3:He was with his grandpa, uncle brother.
Speaker 2:I just use a Kleenex, so um so. I like you know the weekend songs, but I can't say that I'll just be like oh, put that weekend album, yeah. Yeah, I mean I don't know I'm not a fan of weekend.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:No, I haven't listened to his albums either I think he has some good records, uh, but only a select few would probably do it for me. There's one I like with him. I think it's him and Madonna. I love that record. Okay, other than that, I don't even know what that one is.
Speaker 3:I know, can you?
Speaker 2:name a weekend song? No, but you can name a city high song.
Speaker 4:What would you?
Speaker 1:do Damn right.
Speaker 4:Classic A-list.
Speaker 1:A-List, a-list, yeah, a-list. What is that fucking? Anyway, I can't think of the name. The Weeknd record, oh yeah, popular. Their popular record, oh, I did hear that yeah. I love that song.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but other than that yeah so that probably wouldn't be my go-to weekend song, but I like it. I don't know none of the names of his songs, so I just know I'm gonna hear him yeah, I don't even know him.
Speaker 1:When I hear him, because I don't even know what he's. Oh my god, shut up. It's just that super bowl thing he did. I was like, oh he's, he's on that, sung that. Oh shit, I didn't realize it was him. I'm just like, oh, I like some of his records. Hey guys, I found some topics For once After 90 episodes. Hey yo, did you know that an Italian man walked 450 kilometers To cool off after an argument with his wife? You know how long 450 kilometers is. That's six days in one hour, just to cool off. You know type of argument he must have been having to walk for six days.
Speaker 2:How many miles, is that Like over 280 miles he must have been having?
Speaker 3:to walk for six days. How many miles is that Like over?
Speaker 2:280 miles, oh my.
Speaker 3:God.
Speaker 1:Look. After a heated argument with his wife, a man walked northern Italy. He was in Italy, northern Italy decided to cool off by walking, but instead of a short stroll, he kept going for over 280 miles.
Speaker 2:He went to his side chick house but why walk?
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying. Because it's Italy. That's all they do over there is walk.
Speaker 1:They say he had no particular plan, just needed space to clear his head.
Speaker 3:That nigga went to get milk and had no intentions of coming back. I know, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:See, here's what I just. What the fuck was that argument about? For him to decide that I'm going to walk six days to clear my head from this bitch?
Speaker 2:She probably slept with his brother Luigi.
Speaker 3:They had a baby. It's a me, mario.
Speaker 1:Because they're in Italy, bro, not the plumber, not he. She slept with the plumber, bro. He should have just ate a mushroom. Yo Went to sleep.
Speaker 2:That's why he was walking all that, because he didn't get big.
Speaker 1:So the police found him in the south of Italy, cold and exhausted.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you dumbass so did his wife report him missing, or the police just happened to stop him?
Speaker 1:yeah, his wife, worried about his disappearance, had reported him missing and they had to drive down and pick him up. He said the walk helped him calm down. So she must. She must have slept with him, his son, his father, his mother, his cousin. She must have slept with every neighbor For him to be that mad that he walked six days to clear that or she spent all the money, or took all all the money, or took all the life savings or ate the last of the gelato, or lost a pussy. It fell off.
Speaker 3:That ain't gonna make no man walk to nowhere for six days. Dog.
Speaker 2:If you eat all my gelato, I'm walking.
Speaker 1:Well, ain't that the usual course meal? Your gelato. Wow, what yo so disrespectful, what?
Speaker 3:will make you walk off.
Speaker 1:I'll just buy the axe like what kind of argument will make you just leave to cool down before coming back?
Speaker 3:so it wouldn't be. What kind of argument it would be my intrusive thoughts of if I'm about to kill this motherfucker, I need to walk off. Sounds like that's what he did?
Speaker 1:He was plotting a Scott Freeway of him killing this bitch and trying to get away with it.
Speaker 3:That's the only thing I could think of that would make me walk off is if I instantly want to murder you.
Speaker 1:Yo, she had to do something diabolical.
Speaker 3:We don't even know what if it was over something stupid. Right, I was about to say because your diabolical could be. She ain't wash the dishes right Could be something different, Like she could have left a little bit of pee on the toilet seat. You never know.
Speaker 1:How does she leave pee on the?
Speaker 2:toilet seat Like is Is that something?
Speaker 3:Oh, because when you stand up, yeah, if you don't, she might not wipe. She didn't shake it.
Speaker 2:She don't sit down.
Speaker 3:No, when you sit down, if you don't wipe and you just get up, you're going to drip you still drip, yeah she had to shake what? Maybe that's what happened. He found out she did have to shake.
Speaker 1:Yo and had to walk six days to figure out how to cut that shit off she shit it and didn't flush A rain of bobbit her ass. Yo, what would make you walk off? I ain't never give a fuck For a couple inches calm down.
Speaker 3:She's touching me.
Speaker 2:I walk with Jesus. I ain't walking nowhere, look.
Speaker 1:Now. Jesus walked for seven days.
Speaker 2:I ain't walking, no more.
Speaker 1:I'll delete. Yo, I've taken off a couple of times Walking. No, I've drove places. I have walked For six days, but not for six days. Like when I was young I used to smoke blacks. I don't know why, but I used to like if I got pissed I would go to a gas station, buy a black, walk around town and go, but never longer than to where, like my shins hurt, like I got to walk until my shins hurt, walking fast, smoking a black in my mouth.
Speaker 1:Yo, do you think he stopped to get something to eat? Do you think he stopped to get something to eat?
Speaker 3:You might just grab grapes off of somebody's right. He pulled up at somebody's house. They were serving meatballs and pasta and shit. Yo stop, that sounds good.
Speaker 2:I'm sure he fed himself.
Speaker 3:Yeah, six days.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 3:I'm mad he was cold, though you need to warm yourself up a little bit.
Speaker 1:At that point you ain't want to turn the fuck back around Cold and exhausted. That is crazy.
Speaker 2:I wonder if they still together.
Speaker 1:I'm saying like, after all, that he'd be like. You know what?
Speaker 2:I finally calmed down yeah and like do you feel stupid after that you gotta feel dumb as hell, like when you come back home, like or if how would the?
Speaker 1:wife bring you home. She like yo. We got three cars right here, you couldn't take a drive like how do you feel?
Speaker 3:like why would you say I'm like six days bitch, you might as well just fucking stay out. Yo, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Like would you feel vindicated? Like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I left. Did you worry about me?
Speaker 2:That'll show you. I will leave, or do you feel stupid?
Speaker 1:I did all that shit and I had to still come back to this bitch.
Speaker 3:But the question is would he have came back if the police didn't find him?
Speaker 2:It sounds like he was in a dark alley cold and wet she had cold, so I didn't you say he was cold and emotional?
Speaker 1:cold and exhausted, oh exhausted, eating grapes and stomping on grapes and drinking wine and crumpets and shit not crumpets yo don't ever get that mad where you have to walk six days bro.
Speaker 4:The cold and wet is taking me.
Speaker 1:Yo don't ever get that mad where you have to walk six days bro. No, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Don't Forrest Gump this shit. I mean absolutely walk away. If you feel like you at the point, oh, definitely.
Speaker 3:But not six days, 280 miles.
Speaker 1:To a point where you're exhausted and you lost 18 pounds and your legs hurt.
Speaker 3:Then you stop and want to run back to. Jenny, that don't work that way.
Speaker 2:Honestly, if I get that mad and I'm like you know what, I have to separate myself and I go and walk. I'm probably going to walk, honestly, to another person's house, into the street and then I'm going to go back and hide behind the house and just wait it out for a little bit to pretend that I'm gone. Who want to be tired?
Speaker 3:I can see you sitting in the back on the side of the house just peeking out seeing if anybody noticed. Your ass is back there and when anybody looking you go in the house, make you something to eat, come back out and sit in the same spot. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1:That do sound plausible.
Speaker 2:That does. That's absolutely something I would hear, hey what the fuck?
Speaker 1:Oh my God, where's Sean he in the house just eating crumpets and shit? What is it with you? And crumpets, croutons and bonbons and shit? What Wait? We went from Italy to France, I don't know.
Speaker 2:But why am I eating a crouton and a bonbon Right?
Speaker 3:That's crazy. That don't even Because it rhymed.
Speaker 1:Why do I say the shit that I say, bro. That's the question we've been wondering exactly. So why? Let's dive deeper, don't, don't question it now. So a new study suggests that you want to talk about it. A new study suggests that relying on chat gpt may weaken um critical thinking skills and reduce cognitive sharpness. Yeah, duh, I mean if, if you're on your phone, I'm speaking to like younger generation who grew up in the technology chat, gbt kind of era. Yeah, if you. But there's not a lot of critical thinking going on because you have this, all the answers pretty much accessible for you and you don't even know if those answers are fact. You see what I'm saying. So you're basing, you're thinking just because I got off the internet, it must be true, and you're not kind of thinking outside of the box, which means like when you go out in the world and like real shit start happening to you, you don't know how to properly respond or properly access the situation and maneuver the way you're supposed to maneuver. I think this is crazy. I think.
Speaker 2:You don't think that it could have the opposite effect?
Speaker 1:It could. It could too if you're not a user properly. It depends on how you're using it.
Speaker 2:It's like giving you some really great stuff and now you're like oh wow, I didn't know I could say something like that I mean, I put it in that way, I didn't use it, for next time I'm for.
Speaker 1:AI. Like I think there's so much potential in how you can utilize AI to where it can get you to where you need to be. You just got to use it correctly. You just got to use it correctly, you know. You know I'm saying like you do the research, you you find certain uh words and stuff to use and build whatever you want to build using the help of ai, I'm all for it. But when, when I see like younger, the younger kids who don't know how to, you know, count cash, you know like actual cash and do calculations in their head, it's, it's, it's because at some point they have to vote, they have to, like, do things that matter in this world. You know, these kind of want them to be able to critically think of, not just about the world around them, but to to put themselves in a better situation and know that you know and can you know, see danger and say, hey, that don't look right. Let me try to figure out a way out of this.
Speaker 3:Instead of standing there and talking about oh yo what the face you made that sounded a little bit personal it absolutely was not.
Speaker 1:She's been through it before. She was like I was the one saying no, no, but yeah, this is an actual study. Mit did this study.
Speaker 3:Fucking asshole.
Speaker 1:So so you Chat GBT wisely.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I just, I just pictured you.
Speaker 4:Danger.
Speaker 2:Just stepping outside of your house. Just bright eyed and bushy tail. Thanks, ChatGPT.
Speaker 3:He molded my life.
Speaker 2:Now you a Nigerian. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:Whoa.
Speaker 1:I sound like Joey from Blossom.
Speaker 2:Remember Blossom. You remember Blossom. You have a crush on her.
Speaker 1:No, I have a crush on Six Blossom. Had a huge Blossom. No, you have a crush on her. No, I have a crush on Six. Blossom had a huge nose.
Speaker 2:That's not nice.
Speaker 1:That'll probably be the reason why I'll like going back to that question. Your nose is humongous.
Speaker 2:Don't face shame, that's horrible.
Speaker 1:That's what it is Face shaming To call out what's fact. Because I call out something that's fact, is it shaming?
Speaker 2:It's not what you did, it's how you're saying it, the words you used. Your nose is big.
Speaker 1:She knows her nose is big, what it's humongous.
Speaker 2:Because I said humongous. So what is humongous? It's a synonym Right.
Speaker 4:For big. Is this aonym right for big?
Speaker 1:is this a better word for big?
Speaker 2:just cause you don't like the word I use. It's the entire freaking face. You're trying to make it seem like her whole face is swallowed up by her nose. I didn't say that that's humongous. When you say somebody has a big nose, it's like okay, you just think like their nose is larger than what the normal size nose is.
Speaker 3:But when you say humongous, it's larger than a big nose but technically, what is the normal size nose true well, because, honestly, no, because, honestly, there's a lot of people who have a nose my size A lot.
Speaker 2:Why Do you feel like you?
Speaker 1:have a. You think your nose is big, my nose is huge.
Speaker 3:See, she used a huge and I wasn't using it in a good way, right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, hold on, you don't think you don't think your nose fits your face, I don't think so.
Speaker 2:Wow, you don't think Blossom's nose fits her face, it's humongous.
Speaker 3:But what if she thinks her nose fits her face? That's wonderful.
Speaker 1:I think that's wonderful To me. Her nose is big, and if she asks because, then all right, hold on she does have a big nose. Hold on and that's no shaming, because I got a big nose, say if I'm dating her right and the infamous question always come up is like how do I look?
Speaker 3:You can be like, you look fine, but your nose big as fuck, wait Like. So I can't tell her the truth.
Speaker 2:How do I look? Have to have any relationship.
Speaker 1:Okay, no, let no. Let's say she did her makeup right and it made it worse, Made the nose worse. Yes, Now it just you look plastered and your nose is just more defined. Right, and let's say she don't know how to do makeup yet Like she's practicing.
Speaker 3:So that would be the person that probably would not be for you Because you're an asshole.
Speaker 1:Let's say we're dating. She asks me Do I have to lie at that point?
Speaker 2:I don't think you should lie at all. Do you honestly feel like you even got it to the part of dating if this person has a nose as large as you?
Speaker 3:Because if you can't get past the nose and you so, then that would be the childish reason Right, exactly Now.
Speaker 1:Hold on, Say younger me.
Speaker 3:I don't think there's a difference between younger and older you.
Speaker 1:There's qualities of her body that is like so you're shallow, so substitute the nose.
Speaker 3:That's qualities of her body. That is like so you're shallow, so substitute the nose. That's basically what you're saying. It substitutes the nose, so you're shallow. What do you mean? That's shallow? How is that shallow? Explain it? So you're taking one body part to forget about the other body part. So what did?
Speaker 1:you fall in love with. I didn't say I fell in love, what did?
Speaker 3:you. So you just so okay, but we're not going to talk about somebody you just want to fuck, why not?
Speaker 2:So you're basically saying that this person, if they- have a larger nose, it's baggable. If they have a larger nose, but they also have other features on their body that you find attractive, you will Put a bag on their face. So hold on, you will accept it and not focus on the nose anymore. But if they didn't have those features?
Speaker 3:you wouldn't even bother.
Speaker 1:Here's the thing. So now say let's take that scenario right. Entertaining here's the thing. So now say so, let's say let's take that scenario right and we're not kind of dating like, say, we just hit it off to kind of just do what we need to do, right. And then she likes it to the point where she wants to keep coming back. But then it comes with no, and me too, let's say I'm coming back.
Speaker 3:I was about to say because it's like what she likes it for her to want to come back.
Speaker 1:Hold on, sir, but you know what I meant. Like we both coming back, all right, let's say we both coming back, right?
Speaker 2:God's gift for midnight walking.
Speaker 1:Hold on. I'm saying this for a reason. Because I'm saying this? Because it happened, let's say, because this is a real story. Right, man the peg leg.
Speaker 3:Something like that. So like no, let's say Her pussy is detached.
Speaker 2:It was hanging by a thread.
Speaker 1:So let's say, after she goes. And then she was like oh, and then she started telling me about how she. You know what I think she looks. You know how she looks and what do you think about this and what do you think about that? And it's like we're not there yet. But if you want me to answer honestly, nah, your nose is humongous. So saying the word humongous at that point is wrong.
Speaker 3:Yes, you hurt her whole fucking feeling.
Speaker 1:Why, nigga, we're not even there yet.
Speaker 3:It don't matter. You could have said it better. Why you could have been like nah your nose is a little too big for me, but saying like nah your nose is humongous as fuck girl, I'm not saying it in that tone, the way you said it just now before. That that's how it comes off, I'm not saying it in that tone.
Speaker 2:That's how it comes off. You could just simply say you know what? I'm not really attracted to you or you're not really my type.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so you just want to be an asshole, but you're choosing to.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's basically what I'm saying, because you know that.
Speaker 2:Your nose is humongous. It's not for me, because you know that has more of a sting. Your nose is humongous.
Speaker 1:It's not for me.
Speaker 3:That sounds better Do you have to say that, you just want to say that you want to give this person a low self-esteem.
Speaker 1:So women can be as stingy as they want to be.
Speaker 3:We are not saying that it's different for them too. We're talking about this in this moment.
Speaker 1:But I'm saying like I could say it either way. Let's say if I say it like this, you go ahead and try that out.
Speaker 3:Hold on, hold on, let's say, if I say yo, your nose is.
Speaker 1:This is not for me. Your nose is a little bit too bigger than my liking, Right.
Speaker 3:That's better than your shit is humongous.
Speaker 1:Right Now she doesn't take the hint. That time and she asked me again, like a week later.
Speaker 3:Why are you still talking to her if you just said that no?
Speaker 1:Because there's benefits to this.
Speaker 3:Okay, then now you're going to have to start lying at that point? No, because you want to be in it for the like you be with people with benefits, I mean if she's in it for glutton. She's a glutton for punishment if she wants to keep asking the question after you already answered it. That's different, Okay.
Speaker 2:But your initial response?
Speaker 1:She's a glutton for punishment, if she even entertains anything with you after that, but the sex is good, so you entertain anything. It's not enough, though, so let me ask you a question If the sex is good, would you entertain a little bullshit? Have you entertained a little bullshit If the sex is good? Look at you answer the question.
Speaker 3:I marry my bullshit, you stupid. I have.
Speaker 2:I've entertained a little bit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it happens so we're talking about your delivery.
Speaker 2:I entertained the bullshit before it even got to that level of anything sexual. I said that I was okay with this, even though it wouldn't to him or to you, even though it wouldn't have been my choice.
Speaker 1:Did you say it to him or did?
Speaker 2:you say it to myself.
Speaker 1:Alright, I'm being upfront and forthcoming.
Speaker 3:No, we're not saying you can't be upfront and forthcoming. We're saying stop being a fucking asshole.
Speaker 4:Why is that an asshole? You're tearing people down.
Speaker 3:If she came to you like god damn your dick extremely little, how you gonna feel Alright, it's little Bullshit.
Speaker 1:We still fucked Lies and she said my shit is little, okay, I'm not gonna be like. That's her opinion of it. Alright, cool, and if it's it, it's it. But if she keeps coming back when my shit's little, then it's doing something.
Speaker 3:But she don't come back Then we don't. Bullshit that stings. I don't care what anybody say.
Speaker 1:It would sting to somebody who gave a fuck.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:Right, because if you didn't give a fuck, then it wouldn't bother you.
Speaker 2:Right, everybody gives a fuck Now it I don't think everybody gives a fuck.
Speaker 1:Well, if you have a small penis or not, Like I mean because people with small penis, people with small penis, people with small penis still get pussy and there's and there's females out there that like small penises yeah so some of them might not have been told that they got a small penis.
Speaker 3:True, correct. Just like a chick with bad trash pussy might not have been told she got bad pussy and so now they walking around delusional thinking that they shit good and everyone's just talking about them yeah at their shit.
Speaker 1:good and everyone's just talking about them. Yeah, well, that happens too. Well, that's not in my scenario.
Speaker 2:Y'all putting that into my scenario now. Yeah, she said your dick was a rollo, oh.
Speaker 3:Not a fucking rollo.
Speaker 1:I haven't seen that candy in so fucking long. She hasn't either. Y'all stuck in your back door, oh shit All right let's move on. Pop one of those Rolos out for people. All right, what's?
Speaker 2:next, did you see this list of the most unhealthiest fast food restaurants in the United States?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that we already know. I'm surprised that's the number one spot, though Me too.
Speaker 2:That was the one that completely took me off guard and I was like how is Wendy's number one as the most unhealthy?
Speaker 4:I don't get it.
Speaker 2:Some people were like oh well, you know, because Wendy's salads are really high in calories and stuff based on the shit that they use.
Speaker 3:That's what they're going off of, because mcdonald's food is not even fucking real yeah, it's low calorie, unreal shit it's eight.
Speaker 2:Like sonic is number two, I can see that. Taco bell's number three.
Speaker 1:I could definitely see that I don't even know what type of meat they put in their tacos, but dairy queen rollo's meat.
Speaker 3:Is it because of the ice cream?
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna go past that rollo I mean I always felt like wendy's used, like fresh, like it was actually a real hamburger I thought so well, I, my grandmother, always said that wendy's burgers was horse meat well, they used to say that about mcdonald's too, back in the day are any of those I'm talking about today?
Speaker 1:Are any of those considered real meat right now?
Speaker 2:Well.
Speaker 3:Well, burger King claims there's this frame. Well, they're not even on this list. I guess they're real.
Speaker 2:That surprises me that Burger King is not on the list and they slather mayonnaise on every sandwich they got.
Speaker 3:Everything is so much, that's so nasty, it's disgusting you whopper with a lot of mayonnaise. You know who's trying to come up with that. Wendy's is starting to slap a lot of mayonnaise on their shit now. That's why I don't get mayonnaise on my sandwich.
Speaker 1:Well, only on that chicken sandwich, no, which is delicious.
Speaker 3:No, that's not true. They put it on burgers. They put it on their fucking burgers, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yikes, dairy Queens is surprising, but they got ice cream, so I can see.
Speaker 3:So KFC? I can see it being unhealthy because I mean it's fried chicken right, well, okay, let's put the numbers to them Fried chicken.
Speaker 1:They got Wendy's number one, Sonic, number two, Taco Bell, three Dairy Queens, four KFC, five Quiznos and who the fuck eats at Quiznos?
Speaker 3:Quiznos is banging. I used to love fucking Quiznos. And who the fuck eats at Quiznos?
Speaker 1:I used to love fucking Quiznos, first of all they don't even got a six, they just jumped to seven.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, they don't know how to count.
Speaker 1:That's where Burger King hit.
Speaker 2:It's tied for eight at McDonald's and Smash Burgers. I think Quiznos was supposed to be six and Little Caesars at nine at Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 1:I think Quiznos was supposed to be six and Little Caesars at nine Chick-fil-A. I don't even believe this list is real. They can't even count right.
Speaker 2:But they're saying that Wendy's made it at number one because they have oversized burgers, sugary drinks and high sodium. They all got sugary drinks.
Speaker 3:I know Are they not drinking the other sodas at the other places?
Speaker 2:Because I'm sorry, but Some of the other places offer the zeros and the.
Speaker 3:Wendy's does too. Wendy's does too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but Wendy's has all of those extra food and lemonades and all of those other drinks.
Speaker 1:That new machine they got. Well, all of them got that new machine.
Speaker 3:If that's what they're counting, then Chick-fil-A should be higher.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't eat there.
Speaker 3:Chick-fil-A got mad. The lemonade shit too. They even got the frozen lemonade.
Speaker 1:Well, I would have thought McDonald's would take number one. Mcdonald's and Burger King, I think, would be number one, and then Wendy's number three. I think they're all bad. I just think McDonald's is the worst.
Speaker 3:I'm surprised Taco Bell is three. I think they're all bad. I just think McDonald's is the worst. I'm surprised Taco Bell is three.
Speaker 1:I think Taco Bell should be number one to be honest with you yeah, well, true, because do you even know what the fuck?
Speaker 3:that is Very true.
Speaker 1:I think Taco Bell should be number one. Did you say lettuce? That is not real lettuce that's shredded up plastic.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, imagine Taco Bell's, the only one with real meat that Imagine, taco.
Speaker 1:Bell's the only one with real meat that don't even look like real meat man you ever looked at like a taco meat in a Taco Bell? Why would I look?
Speaker 2:at your girlfriend's, I think.
Speaker 4:God damn Jesus. My guy.
Speaker 3:Taco meat, my nigga Yikes Yikes, yikes Yikes.
Speaker 4:You said my wife looked like a taco meat.
Speaker 1:You said girlfriends. She was a girlfriend at one point.
Speaker 3:Damn, I hope she slapped you. That was the one thing you got over. Yo, damn, I hope she slapped you. That was the one thing you got over. Yo, good old mystery meat. That taco meat was good.
Speaker 4:Love you, dear.
Speaker 3:Not dear.
Speaker 2:But yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think this list Zoo better fast food restaurants?
Speaker 2:Oh, just go away.
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't think I really, as I got older, I really think we could do away better fast food restaurants or just go away. Oh, I don't think I really. As I got older, I really think we could do away with fast food. Oh, absolutely, it's just. You know the whole, just you know health problems that we get now well, that's the thing that you know.
Speaker 2:They that's our regular food promote health and, like they say, like the united states has an obesity problem. We're horrible when you compare us to other countries in the world. They do nothing to try to combat that.
Speaker 3:They don't want to. They make more money off of fast food.
Speaker 2:It costs more money to eat healthy.
Speaker 1:Which is wild. I literally walked into the Whole Foods six days. This bitch pissed me off.
Speaker 2:She was like I'm tired of your Taco Bell, I want real food.
Speaker 3:I need greens.
Speaker 1:Green. What the fuck is that? Yeah, whole Foods is expensive. Yes, it looked like their meat section. What do they call it? What the meat section? What they call them poultry, poultry that's chicken poultry. Yeah, but they call it meat section something, right, or they just call it a meat section. Dicks, your meat section. I'm talking about the grocery store. Got too many roolos back there, alright, but yes, their steaks and stuff is very expensive.
Speaker 2:That's all I wanted to say, and I guess they look at it as the quality yeah because it's grass fed or whatever, and all that shit.
Speaker 1:So they say so they say, all right, yeah, that's. That's about it for there.
Speaker 3:Say a lot of shit Don't mean nothing. I'm telling you shit. So I found this story interesting. Did y'all hear about the woman arrested for her pretty ingenious plan to murder her ex-husband with fentanyl laced chocolate delicious she looked like she used a little bit of first no, she really does poor thing.
Speaker 2:I thought she was homeless. I thought this was a totally different story. Like that mugshot is wild, like she looked like she was at a rave and then tried to kill her husband.
Speaker 1:Tell the story. Oh shit, I just seen the picture.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, she used that shit. Yeah, she looked like her name was Frank Gallagher. Yo, for real.
Speaker 1:Before dementia Like oh my God the criminal.
Speaker 3:Yo, so it really didn't go into depth. She does look like Frank Gallagher. There's the news clip. You could play the audio for it. Oh my god, she do look like Frank Gallagher. That's crazy.
Speaker 8:They say plan to kill her ex-husband with fentanyl laced chocolates.
Speaker 1:It is her ex-husband.
Speaker 4:Records reveal how deputies put a stop to the alleged murder plot. Her ex-husband with fentanyl laced chocolates.
Speaker 1:It's not even together, no more.
Speaker 8:Good evening. I'm Clarice Tinsley 63-year-old Pamela Stanley faces several charges, including attempted murder. Good evening.
Speaker 7:God damn Clarice. Well, the woman who was arrested according to a Good evening Play it. I'm sorry she's been indicted. Adam's family and shit you rang 63-year-old Pamela Jean Stanley allegedly plotted to kill her ex-husband.
Speaker 1:All right, y'all said that like three, four, five, six times already Laced with powdered fentanyl, I don't know.
Speaker 7:Tell us why she wanted to kill her damn husband. Parker County officials say she was busted. This is how news do it following an undercover transaction in the parking lot of this Scottish Inn motel on Interstate 20.
Speaker 1:Scottish Inn. That's all they got.
Speaker 3:They just wanted to say chocolate laced fentanyl.
Speaker 2:They repeated I said chocolate laced fentanyl. They repeated I said chocolate-laced fentanyl Yo.
Speaker 1:Now you know, the news just repeated the same thing five times, uh-huh, and didn't even get to like what the fuck happened. Yeah, that's how news do it, though they just got to repeat it because repetition sticks. Yep.
Speaker 3:You see what I'm saying. They program you, yeah, and that's how you get programmed.
Speaker 1:Did you say does it what you been programmed at? No, keeping those Rolos in, you know what, all right, I'm sorry you brought up the Rolos, they're so little, it shouldn't be hard. You need booty muscles for that. Can you keep them?
Speaker 3:in. How do you know about my booty muscles? I'm asking. Why do you want to know?
Speaker 2:You want to know if it's Rolo fit, Does it? So I have an interesting story as well.
Speaker 3:You a big no-shamer. We went to work.
Speaker 2:So there's a gay robot known as the Rizbot Wait what? Who was spotted walking around Los Angeles? Wait, a Rizbot. His name is Rizbot, so he's a small robot and he's I bet he is. He's a rolo. He's decked out in pride colors, the rainbow colors, and he has a little cowboy hat, and he has been walking around the streets of Los Angeles I'm sorry, I just see the picture Stopping traffic and surprising people on the street. This is stupid. What are we doing? Riz Ba is four feet tall and he weighs about 77 pounds. He was built by Unitary Robotics in China. He's an AI powered humanoid and he runs on advanced training systems that helps it learn as it moves. With its bold and strange style, the Rizbot has become one of the weirdest tech stories to hit LA. If I see he look like a.
Speaker 1:Mexican Wow the picture.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 1:Look at the picture.
Speaker 3:With the hat on. We've seen it am I wrong? Sean, sean, am I wrong that is not a sombrero, that is a cowboy hat but am I wrong? He looks like he is going to a Beyonce concert concert.
Speaker 2:He's going to a Beyonce concert Concert.
Speaker 3:He's going to Cowboy Carter.
Speaker 2:And Mr Say he's going to the wall so Get back. Oh my God. So I'm just I'm curious like who, how is this thing being controlled? Like where's like the representative?
Speaker 1:Like it's programmed, it's just laying. It's programmed this little robot.
Speaker 2:What if it gets sold into the sex trafficking world Like?
Speaker 3:Then it's gonna be like woo-hoo.
Speaker 1:He's just made his day I can't with you I'd rather the robot than people good luck riz. What would you do if you see that robot out there? You're, the laugh says everything everything A high five. With what.
Speaker 3:My hand. It has a hand. Oh my God, what the fuck? You mean Not with a?
Speaker 1:taco, it doesn't have a hand. It does have a hand. Oh, I see it now.
Speaker 3:It look like a club, right there, once you go taco, you never go baco.
Speaker 1:It says not Elonons on it yes so it won't destroy the world. So why? Okay, tell me the the reason and why somebody would create this like robot. Why a risbot? A gay?
Speaker 2:risbot like a robot is not really gay, I'm saying. So why would you go through the effort? Put the pride colors on it. Yeah, why would you go through the effort? They just put the pride colors on it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why would you go through the effort? And what does it do?
Speaker 3:It just walks around and be happy it's gay.
Speaker 2:The actual term for gay is happy. Yeah, it Rizzes, it Jizzes, it's all over your business.
Speaker 1:I'm not touching this one more. Holy shit, it's walking, yes, and it got boomer dunks on. That is a robot. I think it's cool and it's sashaying.
Speaker 3:It's one point. When he waves at everybody, it's running after people.
Speaker 1:It ran after a butthole.
Speaker 2:You know what Imagine? You get attacked like a butterfly.
Speaker 3:Don't be a gaysis. It literally ran. I saw the video. Don't be a gaysis.
Speaker 1:Oh, it waved. The arms are long as shit.
Speaker 3:The background yeah, Hi robot.
Speaker 2:I got a question for you guys.
Speaker 1:I would love to see the robot. It got a butt.
Speaker 2:cheek you are so funny Look.
Speaker 3:Do you want to bring the robot home? Why would somebody create that? Why would anybody create any kind of ai?
Speaker 2:is about gonna find his tunnel and bleach it. I got a question for you guys. Yep, you just found out that your partner still texts their ex happy birthday every year. Is that a red flag or are you unbothered?
Speaker 3:my husband still do do shit like that.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 3:It's a red flag, but it is what it is.
Speaker 2:Is it just one particular ex or all their exes?
Speaker 3:It's probably all of them. He don't give up. Nobody. Do the exes text your husband. He likes to hang on to his memories. Memories don't live like people do. Where is Rizbot? I'm just kidding. No, I don't know, mister. If they're ex, I don't see why you would. I mean, it depends, I guess. I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry. Can you repeat the question?
Speaker 2:If you just found out that your partner still texts their ex happy birthday every year, is that a red flag or are you unbothered?
Speaker 1:Yes, it's a red flag and I am bothered if there's like her baby, daddy type shit and their kids involved and you know, you know, give it that happy birthday. I don't like I see the kids doing it I don't mind I don't think the the girlfriend, female, the female in the situation in my case you don't twist your finger to touch nothing on the ex-boyfriend.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's weird Like for what I mean.
Speaker 1:What's the purpose of yeah you an ex for a reason? Yeah, like if he's your ex and y'all broke up and you're texting him, then it was your fault.
Speaker 2:What if your ex texts you on your birthday and so you just declined on their birthday to return the favor?
Speaker 1:I don't. No, there's no return of the favor.
Speaker 3:I have a whole, completely different number, so if my ex was to ever have that, it'd be questioning.
Speaker 5:Well, that would be in the equation.
Speaker 1:Fuck, you get my number no, no, I mean if, if I'm single, I don't honestly know if I'm dating, I don't see nothing wrong with that. Um, if I'm married, there's a problem. Um, if I'm with someone for a couple years I would say the first couple years 31 days or more. Yeah, 31 days or more.
Speaker 2:For him that's a couple years.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't mind it the first year or two, because I don't really know where our relationship is going, the first kind of year or two. I mean anything can happen.
Speaker 3:I think it's serious.
Speaker 2:I don't even think I would like that.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't either.
Speaker 2:Yeah because why would that have to be based off?
Speaker 3:where your. I think it's serious, that's interesting. I don't even think I would like that. I wouldn't either. Yeah, yeah, because that's. Why would that have to be Based off where your Relationship is?
Speaker 1:If you're done with that person.
Speaker 3:Don't Leave me alone, I'm not married to a person.
Speaker 1:If we're there together, respect is respect. I'm not tied to nobody, so if you're Listen, if you're texting your ex happy birthday, then we don't need to go any further but you just said it's okay for you to do it.
Speaker 3:Why would it be a problem? I?
Speaker 1:didn't say it was cool, I would do. I'm saying, if it's, if it's a, if it's a year or so, I don't, I wouldn't mind them texting, but it wouldn't be anything after that. We're done like this. But obviously there's something else I only say the only reason I say that is because we're early in our relationship. So if we decide to go our ways, we can go our ways with amicably and call it what it is. If it's, if it's on in the first couple years, if it's after a couple, first couple years, like three, four or five years, don't, don't text nobody I feel like if it's an ex, it should matter, because if it's you in a relationship, regardless if it's a year or more or whatever, you shouldn't.
Speaker 3:You shouldn't be texting your ex, because if it don't work out, your ex is still gonna beat it if they want to be around yeah, it's a fucking ex so if you text, why are you? Still continuing to text your ex at that moment.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying if you text, you're not over. If you text your ex at that point, then we're done.
Speaker 2:There's there's, you mean you're done after the year or two mark.
Speaker 1:No, like if it's within that year or two. Right, and I find out you're texting your ex. It's early enough in our relationship where I don't think it's to us. You know it's not going to be a long term at this point then I'm out.
Speaker 3:What if they go into it telling you that they text their ex still?
Speaker 1:Then we're not going into anything, okay.
Speaker 3:So that makes sense. I think originally yeah, you was like you, okay with it. That's what threw us off.
Speaker 1:No, no, I'm saying if it was early stages of our relationship, right within a year or two, right, and I find out that she's texting her ex, then there's nothing else that we need to do here. I'm moving on.
Speaker 2:Okay, that makes sense the way you said it originally it sounded different, like you was okay, it sounded like you was okay as long as it was in the first one to two years, and then after that it wouldn't be okay.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, I only said that because it's early enough that we can't just go our separate ways.
Speaker 2:Why do you think you can't go your?
Speaker 4:separate ways after that right, okay, you can.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I'm not saying you can't, but I'm just saying you can't like now he locked in the basement right now.
Speaker 1:If we're, if we're committed to the bed, we're committed to relation, this relationship, and we're in five, five years and so, and then I find out, then it's like all right, this shit has to cease or this shit is over.
Speaker 3:So it takes you five years to be committed? No, no, no. This is outside of this. Outside of that, I'm going to a different question.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying that if we are committed and we make it to our fifth year like we're in it for the long haul at this point, if we're in five years or so, then I think this a a relationship that's worth building on. And I find out you're texting your ex. Yeah, relationship done. It's at that point we put, we invested enough time in here to say, hey, that needs to stop. If it doesn't stop, then we're gonna have a serious conversation now. If it doesn't stop, then it's over, like I I would give it I'll give it, I'll give a consideration, because we put investment in this.
Speaker 1:So it's like I'll give a consideration because we put investment in this. So it's like I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Hey, this has to stop and it needs to stop. And if I find out it stopped, then we, we go, we move on. If it doesn't, then now you're disrespecting our relationship for me.
Speaker 3:I feel like it's disrespecting them to automatically. Why are you still?
Speaker 2:it's for me, if we're dating like that's one thing, because you know if we're dating like that's one thing, because you know when you're dating someone, y'all could be dating other people too.
Speaker 3:Right, but once.
Speaker 2:I made the move to take it from dating to now. We're in a relationship. There's just a certain level of respect that you're supposed to have, and why would you still be entertaining someone from the past? Yeah, entertaining, right, someone from my house, yeah. So I feel like once we decided, hey, we're gonna actually take this into a relationship that shouldn't be happening.
Speaker 1:And I, I think that applies to, uh, male friends. I think that applies to male friends. Does it? For me it does, because I know what, technically, a male friend is supposed to be you, you know what I'm saying. So, no, all that shit does.
Speaker 3:Same with a female friend.
Speaker 1:All that shit does.
Speaker 4:Hmm.
Speaker 1:All that shit does.
Speaker 2:So you can only have male friends and she can only have female friends.
Speaker 1:No, no. What I'm saying is I'm not saying you can't have male or female friends, I'm saying the male and female friends. You were around doing things with all that shit.
Speaker 3:Doing things like what.
Speaker 1:Like that's been around because you put them in a friend list but they might have, they weren't a little hope that something goes wrong. You know, I know those type of male friends. Okay, them niggas gotta go. Okay, as we go forward. I'm not saying you can't have male friends. Oh, okay, not them niggas. I know them niggas. A male friend of them niggas is two different people.
Speaker 2:And is it because she shared with you that? Oh yeah, he's had a crush on me, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, okay, okay, yeah, no, I can understand that or the fact that I see how he acts around you. Mm-hmm, you see what I'm saying? Yeah, so them niggas is different from male friends. Mm-hmm, get them niggas out of here. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, if I have a female and I'm explaining it and I'm trying to get them to talk, like hey, she wants to talk to you and this, and that like like hey, my friend could be our friend, just you know. I mean, if you don't want that, then fine, then you know, I think that's a different scenario, but I would still at some point will like release, or I'm not talking to her, like on you what I'm saying, yeah, but if she calls every now and then, hey, babe, this person called like I'm up front, forthcoming, type of shit. Now, if it was one of them bitches, I get it. You think what I'm saying?
Speaker 3:Now would you be up front if it was one of them bitches.
Speaker 1:I mean, when I was younger, I wasn't yeah.
Speaker 2:What if it was one of them bitches? I mean, when I was younger I wasn't. Yeah, what if it is, in your eyes, completely platonic and you look at her like this is your sister, that's been your best friend since I was little and you don't see anything there and you've never even like fathomed the. But the person you're with is like no, I've noticed just the way that she's around you, the way that she talked to you I think she's being insecure, but I'll how could that not be a friend zone thing too?
Speaker 1:hold on that's the same thing. Hold on what I'm saying now. It depends on where we are in our relationship. Because if you're just meeting me and you saying this about my friend that I knew for years, there's there's a contrast there. Because I knew her longer than you, you can't tell me how she is, because I know how she is, because I knew her longer than you. Like, how would you know this? Like, you're looking at it at a different view. You never seen how we grew up together and you don't see all of the tangible things that made us friends and made it platonic. You're seeing it in a view, as a threat to what we can have right. So it's sort of like yo, you can't look at it like that and I'll try to like explain it that way.
Speaker 1:But to those type of women who thinks that it's hard to kind of detach what a platonic friend is at that point, so but if we're like, if we're like mere like, together for five years or whatever, and I have a platonic friend, at that point you would know it's a platonic friend. We've been together for five years and you never had a problem. Why is it a problem now? And unless you start seeing things of that female, then I'm not seeing at that point, that's what he said. No, I'm just saying, let me, I was getting there. So at that point, right then I'm in a relationship and something that I'm trying to build. I would now start taking that into consideration, because now I'm you're seeing something that I'm not seeing you don't think that person is still just insecure?
Speaker 2:I'm which person?
Speaker 1:the person, you would probably okay, but I, I accepted that to the point where now we're in a relationship for five years. So I accepted whoever I'm with at that point and I've learned her. You see, I'm saying now if she says, hey, you know the way she kind of do this, this and this and this, I'm going to address it with the friend because obviously she knows the friend is around for five years or whatever. So I'm like yo, you doing this, she's saying no, and then I start seeing little things that may look a little weird. Then I'm going to be like, hey, this got to cease, because this is potentially going to be something further marriage maybe. I don't want to lose that. I don't want to lose a friend, but I will if I have to, if this continue okay, type of thing now if it gets to a point where, whatever she you know, it validates what she said.
Speaker 1:You know the girlfriend, the friend is validating the girlfriend. That that should cease, okay.
Speaker 3:Have you ever lost friends behind a relationship?
Speaker 2:I have, I have, I ever lost any friends, real platonic relationships, because of that oh Real platonic relationships Over a relationship no, I have been given ultimatums with people that I've been with and they haven't liked some of my friends that I've had and it was sort of like a them or me kind of situation. You chose them. I don't like being told what to do and it was sort of like a them or me kind of situation. You chose them.
Speaker 1:I don't like being told what to do that becomes a red flag. At that point, true cancer. Is that a red flag? Tell it what to do Like an ultimatum.
Speaker 2:Is that a red flag For me, depending on the type of ultimatum?
Speaker 1:yeah, like I are the Hershey's or Rolo's bitch, it was a payday.
Speaker 2:I am very aware and intuitive, so I personally feel like a lot of people play stupid. I feel like when you've had certain friends, even if it's lifelong friends. You know, when someone feels a little bit more than just friendship, yeah, and a lot of times people try to play it off and act like, oh no, I never noticed that. No, that's just so. And so you know, we and your person that you're with could have picked up on something.
Speaker 3:That right, you don't yeah but, yeah, you do know, yeah, but you pretend that you don't.
Speaker 2:You're like, no, that's just in your head, trust me, there's nothing there. Because for you there is nothing there and you may not want to lose that friendship right and like it's just all in that person's right right so yeah, that's why it's a hard place to be yeah, it is. It's a really hard place to be, which is why I don't like ultimatums yeah unless somebody came out and actually did something right why like?
Speaker 3:right, we're together. It has to be a reason.
Speaker 2:We're together, we're not together, but I also manage my relationships. So, like my friends, will not be a daily like part of your relationship. Yeah, you know, because things just kind of change when you are, you know, yeah, in a relationship so, and most of my friends know anyway, and they kind of just like fall back. You know, um, just not all up in your face, yeah, on a regular basis, because now you you got a, you know, correct a situation over here I.
Speaker 1:I want to divert this to a different topic, but we're out of time. I'll come back at it next time Gems. Drop a gem on them. All right, all right, all right. Gem number one Now if you have a house, then you may relate and let us know if it's true. Having a house is crazy. Grass grows back faster than coochie hair. Now don't own a house, but a lot of people be out there mowing like every fucking day. Is this an accurate?
Speaker 2:gym. I own a home. I hate how quickly grass grows, but it's just a once a week cut. Sometimes I try to push it into the following week. Oh, it ain't got too bad Like bushy grass, but I don't know anything about how quickly someone's poon grows their hair back.
Speaker 1:Oh Nene, what, how quickly someone's.
Speaker 2:Does your hair grow back faster than the grass?
Speaker 1:No, is the grass greener.
Speaker 3:I don't know who they fucking went for their hair.
Speaker 5:Ch-ch-ch--choo-choo, you're going to be growing that fucking fast Fucking mongrel.
Speaker 3:Like sure. It also depends on what you've done, like if you got a wax or if you shaved. If you shave, it's definitely growing back faster. If you got a wax, it takes up to like a month to grow back.
Speaker 1:Way to break that down, mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Ever got a five o'clock shadow.
Speaker 3:Well, if you're shaving, you definitely have a five o'clock shadow.
Speaker 2:Damn, when you shave do you get like that little stubble down there. You can yeah.
Speaker 3:Yikes.
Speaker 1:What happens. You don't get that when you shave, Got that man gruff down there. Oh my.
Speaker 3:God, what you think? Women got soft pubic hair. That's crazy.
Speaker 4:I got it, hear Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3:Yo, you got a ass curl down there.
Speaker 2:With my activator, got a wet wavy Yo.
Speaker 1:Just for me down there. Oh shit, is this your toxic trait? I always assume people have common sense and I get mad when they don't. That is my toxic trait. I don't get mad anymore that they don't.
Speaker 3:That is my toxic trait I don't get mad anymore.
Speaker 1:That they don't have common sense.
Speaker 3:It's just frustrating. Yeah, because it's.
Speaker 1:It's very frustrating.
Speaker 2:It is frustrating.
Speaker 3:It is and I've learned, and maybe because it's where I work now and I'm just like a little separated from people at this point. So it really, at this point, I just be like it is what it is because people are stupid.
Speaker 1:It's those that ask those questions. That is their answer, like it's the answer that they're looking for, but they ask the question anyway. It's like yo, it's just like yo.
Speaker 3:Or you send a bitch an email. They don't read the whole email and they ask you the question that's in the fucking email.
Speaker 1:Oh, you know what, I know you brought this up the other day I experienced that. And I was like, are you serious? And it was with the new manager. Really it was like yo, are you reading what I'm putting?
Speaker 3:here Like duh, the amount of emails that I have sent out and people don't listen Like they like. Oh so where's this? And I'll be like. I'll just go back and highlight in the previous message and be like see highlighted below.
Speaker 1:You know what I started doing that too.
Speaker 3:Is it stupid?
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right, last gem In order In you guys's order. I want you to give me this list. I'm going to read it the way it's written, and I want you to give me your order. Okay, arrange these in order of importance. Dick size money looks, loyalty, personality. Those five Dick size, money Looks, loyalty, personality. What's your order?
Speaker 2:Why you always cut me first.
Speaker 1:She's in deep thought. Look at her face.
Speaker 2:That is concentration I'm going. Loyalty, personality, dick size what was the other? Looks and money um looks in the money.
Speaker 1:So the money's last on your importance, because you make your own if you got it.
Speaker 2:So dick size is three only because I'm modest, because you what? I don't ask for much you good with rolosos?
Speaker 1:No, Okay. So what if personality loyalty and got Rolos?
Speaker 2:No Rolos.
Speaker 1:So he's going at that point.
Speaker 2:What with a Rolo?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But he got the personality and loyalty. I mean, can you? I know that there are people out there that they're okay with it or they're not okay, but they really love the person and so they just accept a rollo. I don't know, I don't think I could accept a rollo for the long term well, no pun intended and I know that sounds really horrible because there's more to like people in life, but I don't know. It's important. You got it at top three. It is important, yeah, nini personality, dick size, loyalty.
Speaker 3:What's the rest money?
Speaker 2:it looks and looks looks is like she want an ugly nigga that make her laugh with a big dick you know why?
Speaker 3:because I say personal, I say personality first and then dick size, because for me and it's it's always been on point- I think they're gonna run off with you because you loyalty is number three.
Speaker 2:Can I explain? Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1:You're such a good person with good dick, but you just don't stay.
Speaker 3:So their personality, their personality would tell me how their sex and like their dick is gonna be. I already know Like for me and that's always been I've been acting that never stirred you wrong, ever Probably once. But other than that I've been kind of spot on with it. And then I say loyalty only because of who I am now, and motherfuckers just ain't loyal. So I can want loyalty, all I want, but you ain't going to get that shit and money. I need money now and I could care less about a person.
Speaker 1:Really how bad they look but, they will be good so loyalty, and money is three and four oh okay, and your numbers For the pussy, For the hot air balloon.
Speaker 2:What's your numbers? Right Loyalty number one.
Speaker 3:Like you don't want to ask the question, and then you just quit.
Speaker 5:Did I just do my own gym?
Speaker 1:Did I just do my own gym?
Speaker 4:Did I just do my own gym.
Speaker 1:The common sense shit, he's like uh what Y'all be funny. So I gotta clarify Loyalty will be first, Personality will be second, Good pussy will be third. Looks will be fourth. Money will be last.
Speaker 2:That's my list.
Speaker 1:For real. That's exactly what I said. Said. You said loyalty first, or still personality personality dick. Oh, I thought you said personality loyalty no, I said personality gotcha.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, that's it because I want you to make my ass laugh, and you fucking everybody.
Speaker 5:That's our jam, alright.
Speaker 1:All right, all right, that's it for us. We are, we went. This is a long episode. There's no rollo episode.
Speaker 4:Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1:We'll be back next week Later.
Speaker 6:Bye, bye.
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