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Episode 001: Welcome Back...Ain't Shit Change!
Welcome back to the table! After a much-anticipated return, Table for Three kicks off Season 2 with the same unfiltered energy you've been missing. Nothing has changed—and that's exactly what you wanted.
The crew dives headfirst into the controversial assassination of right-wing figure Charlie Kirk, examining the stark difference in media coverage between his death and recent school shootings. Their raw take on America's selective outrage culture highlights how certain tragedies receive national mourning while others barely register a genuine response beyond "thoughts and prayers." The hosts don't hold back in questioning why some deaths trigger national responses while others—particularly those of children—seem to be accepted as inevitable.
From bodies discovered in Tesla "front trunks" to a Florida man who allegedly ran over a foot model for refusing his unusual request, the hosts navigate through bizarre headlines with their signature blend of shock, humor, and surprisingly thoughtful analysis. Japan's record-breaking centenarian population leads to a fascinating discussion about cultural differences in health and longevity, while Chris Brown's achievement as Spotify's most-streamed African American artist sparks debate about musical legacies and who might be considered this generation's equivalent to legends like Whitney Houston.
Fantasy football predictions, hilarious misunderstandings, and the return of the beloved "Gems" segment round out an episode that reminds listeners exactly why they missed this authentic, unpredictable podcast. Whether you're a returning listener or joining for the first time, you'll quickly understand why reservations at this table are always in high demand.
Ready to laugh, think, and occasionally cringe? Pull up a chair—Table for Three is officially back in business.
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Speaker 1:Oh my God, listen, it's been a minute. Welcome back to the show.
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Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us. I know it's been a while and we have an explanation, but we're not going to say it right now. We have what. Excellent revelation, Revelation, explanation and a concentration. No hesitation.
Speaker 2:Where have you?
Speaker 1:been Hands up to 85. Wow, did I say that right?
Speaker 3:Was it? I don't think there's anything you've said right so far.
Speaker 1:Is that but the old school? Is it hands up to 85? Going to get names.
Speaker 2:Remember that shit. I never used to be able to do those because my mother used to beat us.
Speaker 3:She did names. Remember that shit. I never used to be able to do those because my mother used to beat us. She did wait, wait. So you want to talk about your trauma?
Speaker 2:yeah, okay, remember that time we was faking um church and she came home and called us. I wasn't there because I never faked church, because that's blasphemy. But welcome back to table for three. I, I'm your boy. Didn't you have the Holy Ghost. Yeah, I did have the Holy Ghost.
Speaker 3:And then we got a beat in for having the Holy Ghost For real. No, she walked right in. Oh, that's not the Holy Ghost I was talking about. Oh, ain't no other Holy Ghost? Yeah, the white ghost that you equated those two together? Can we separate the table it?
Speaker 4:is actually separated.
Speaker 1:We good over here I want nothing to do with none of that. Welcome back to season two of Table for Three. I can't talk.
Speaker 2:Your tongue is all over the place.
Speaker 4:Welcome back to Table for Three. Table for Three.
Speaker 2:Y'all ain't changed a bit. I still can't. Your tongue is all over the place. I'm looking back at table three, table for three, and I just I just Y'all ain't changed a bit. I accentuated no, I was looking for maturity.
Speaker 1:And growth, and growth. Well, you came to the wrong place for that.
Speaker 3:That's why the table's separated. There's a special side.
Speaker 1:Welcome back to the table for three Season two. We're doing things, we not. No, we ain't.
Speaker 2:I was about to say where was you going?
Speaker 1:with that. He don't even know.
Speaker 2:He was like we're doing things. Emergency broadcast.
Speaker 3:Nothing be such a two-hour day.
Speaker 1:I swear to God. Anyway, yeah, how was your week Weekend? How was your?
Speaker 2:break. Well before we, you know, before we get there, can we do like a quick Nope Moment of silence for Charlie Kirk? He was assassinated recently and I think we should just do a quick moment of silence.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, let's.
Speaker 2:Rest in pieces.
Speaker 1:Charlie.
Speaker 3:Charlie.
Speaker 1:I don't agree with his views. I thought he was a racist man. I never want anybody to get their life ended, absolutely, but yeah.
Speaker 2:I absolutely do not condone violence and nobody should be murdered or assassinated for speaking their mind Martin Luther.
Speaker 1:that was a pretty fast sword Violence, and nobody should be murdered, or assassinated for speaking their mind.
Speaker 2:Martin Luther, when you live by the sword, you die by the sword.
Speaker 1:That was a pretty fast sword.
Speaker 4:Did you?
Speaker 1:That nigga was slumped. Did you see the video? Like cats, just they don't. They didn't censor shit, they just threw that shit right on Instagram Because it was a. And that motherfucker folded. You know what people.
Speaker 2:You watched the video, right, I did, I didn't see the video.
Speaker 3:no, oh, you didn't.
Speaker 1:Like the Brock video I seen. When the shit went, I seen different videos of all the different angles and stuff.
Speaker 2:So you know he was a right-wing, so you know some people were saying that when he got shot he had finally leaned left.
Speaker 1:He leaned all the way left. I mean he looked like Hip hop is this One, two, three, four hit. His whole body was like.
Speaker 5:The more relaxed you are.
Speaker 3:I'm not doing this.
Speaker 2:That's horrible.
Speaker 1:I mean, look again. I don't. You know, it is not a funny thing when somebody um is unalived, but not a, but the butt was wild you know. You know what's fascinating about that? I was was waiting for the orange Fanta to.
Speaker 3:Don't do Fanta like that he.
Speaker 1:Did you see? He was on this vitriol mission about the guy who stabbed the white lady on the train or the bus. He was like this cannot happen in Chicago, these hoodlums, these animals. And he had a mug shot of the dude, the black dude, and he was like we're going to get this crime out the city and nobody cared about them.
Speaker 3:poor kids in Colorado.
Speaker 1:But I was waiting for the mugshot of the white boy who shot Kirk. Uh-huh, I was waiting for this animal. We won't have this in the city. Here's his mugshot. Shut everything down. We won't have this in the city. Here's his mugshot. Shut everything down. We're going to get all this crime and stuff and throw that white boy face up there and do the same thing. He didn't do. None of that shit, Never, Never.
Speaker 2:They were waiting for a black face. They were waiting so hard to blame it on a black or brown person. And I was like, immediately when it happened it on a black or brown person? And I was like I, immediately, when it happened, was like yeah, it was nobody black.
Speaker 3:Because it was white-ass Utah.
Speaker 2:And it was not going to be there. They originally grabbed this old white man and thought that he did it and I'm like, if they went and grabbed an old white man, you know there was nobody black in the crowd, for real, if that's who they went to first.
Speaker 1:I black in the crowd for real, if that's who they went to first. I was waiting for the the.
Speaker 3:The same kind of ritual for for the. They wanted to be us.
Speaker 2:So bad, but we know how to mind our business it's the hypocrisy for me, because they you know they they are, so they promote violence, they promote divisiveness and now, because something has happened to someone that they support or worship, because it's a cult, we don't have empathy. Now we don't have empathy and I have not personally celebrated his death. I don't think black people in general have celebrated his death. I don't think we care, we're just like. Well, I'm not about to feel bad for that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:But we're not celebrating. I think that the consensus is we don't give a fuck, we don't feel bad, that I mean we don't want people to die, but we're not going to fucking feel bad.
Speaker 3:It's not that we don't give a fuck. It's none of our business, correct?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:This is how you mind your business.
Speaker 2:All that white on white cream hey what because yellow oreos people been putting out stuff like I'm happy they got the thug yeah that fucking hoodlum people been putting out like fucking animal like the conservatives and the trumpers. You know the whole MAGA movement. They've been putting out, like the conservatives and the Trumpers, you know the whole MAGA movement. They've been putting out things like oh, you know, when George Floyd died or Black Lives Matter stuff, when that all that stuff happened, you know.
Speaker 2:He was on drugs and, yeah, it was like oh you don't see one city being burned down now with this. Doesn't that tell you something Like? No, it tells us that y'all saw that it was one of y'all motherfuckers, and now you don't want to cast a light on it, because if it was somebody who wasn't one of y'all, y'all would be in the streets. Oh man. With your Confederate flags, yep, it would have been war. Your plaid shirts, yep, and your rednecks.
Speaker 3:Yep, and then all the, all their sister wives. If y' their sister wives, if you don't this, this, this unfriend me, Unfriend me.
Speaker 1:Bye For real.
Speaker 2:Well, yep, so rest in peace, charlie.
Speaker 1:Rest in, just rest in. Well, do you think he's like under six feet?
Speaker 3:Hmm, what do you mean? Do you mean? Do I think he's going to heaven?
Speaker 2:no, like when they bury him, this is like six feet, like the max age probably cremated oh, okay I just think it's wild, like the treatment that he's getting, like he got he got.
Speaker 5:This was not some he got honored celebrity.
Speaker 3:This wasn't they act like it was trump. This wasn't I got honored. This wasn't a royalty.
Speaker 2:They act like it was Trump. This wasn't that motherfucker got honored. This wasn't even like a politician Like this was a debater. Yeah, this was someone who went to universities and debated children. Like and he got. He got flown home in his casket In Air Force Two. He get in Honorary medal of shit shape.
Speaker 3:Was it the black one? The black Air?
Speaker 2:Force, the black Air Force. They talking about building a statue for his ass, like all kinds of craziness. This is wild.
Speaker 3:But it's all they do.
Speaker 2:national, but they didn't have the same like these kids just got shot in the school and ain't nobody still ain't ain't nobody, still ain't say nothing about that.
Speaker 1:Damn In Colorado Like it was like mad kids in critical condition. Yeah, it was like our school, or it's.
Speaker 3:Colorado.
Speaker 1:Oh, it wasn't our school, okay, but they. It was like little kids or like a college.
Speaker 3:It's kids. Kids don't matter. No, it was a school.
Speaker 2:Oh, it was just okay it's just, it's just very interesting. America don't give a shit about children you know how they so big on abortion and you know saving lives. They all about pro-life. They rarely ever give a shit about kids getting killed, because every time there's a shooting at a school it's thoughts and prayers. But now Charlie got shot. Oh, now everybody it's all hell don't break loose Shut the fuck down yeah.
Speaker 3:Well Again, America don't care about kids.
Speaker 2:This orange bastard probably about to try to make a federal holiday out of it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he probably going to put it on Juneteenth.
Speaker 2:Don't give him ideas, huh.
Speaker 4:Don. Yeah, he probably going to put it on.
Speaker 1:Juneteenth Don't give him ideas.
Speaker 2:Don't give him ideas.
Speaker 1:That would be fucked up. That would be fucked up yo. Anyway, what else is going on in the world?
Speaker 3:My bush. That's disgusting. It's back.
Speaker 2:Now you're the never Did it ever really leave. Did you think, yeah, you're at a never Did it ever really leave, Did you think?
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're right. So California lawmakers passes a bill bearing authorities from wearing face masks.
Speaker 2:Finally.
Speaker 3:Meaning what the authorities? Oh, like cops, can't walk around with face masks. Yeah, I said it wrong.
Speaker 1:Because I was like, what's an authority? Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 2:Not a bitch from Arkansas.
Speaker 1:I didn't want to be rude and be like. I didn't want to disagree. I thought it was something I thought it was.
Speaker 3:I thought it was something new I had to change my voice. I thought it was something new After all that news about her Authority. I thought it was something new.
Speaker 4:I tried to change my voice.
Speaker 5:I thought it was something new After all that news about Kirk. I told you, no, I really.
Speaker 3:Look okay, season two. I'm sorry, Nothing changed. No, I mean the goddamn thing changed.
Speaker 2:I absolutely had to question it in real time because I wasn't sure.
Speaker 3:The puzzled look on my face, I was like wait.
Speaker 1:Well, that's just your normal face. I'm always puzzled Every time you talk, I'm always puzzled.
Speaker 3:No, you're just puzzled.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true too, so they banned them from wearing face masks.
Speaker 2:Why Wait?
Speaker 3:so who banned them? California lawmakers they stopped them from wearing face masks because if you're going to be arresting people, show your face. Does? That include ICE, I'm assuming so and that's probably why I think it's because of ICE that they're doing that Because all of them have been wearing masks.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, trying to detain people and it's like, once again, you don't want to take your hood off.
Speaker 3:Basically, that's all it is. Show your face, but let us walk around with a face mask and we just regular civilians. It's a problem.
Speaker 2:Can't even go on 7-Eleven.
Speaker 3:Okay, get a bag of Skittles and a juice.
Speaker 1:You would go get some Skittles and some juice.
Speaker 2:So did Trayvon.
Speaker 3:Martin.
Speaker 2:I think she would go get our parties.
Speaker 1:Oh, Trayvon went to 7-Eleven. They had a 7-Eleven back then.
Speaker 3:What Back, sir?
Speaker 2:See, confused, I am confused, you said that, like you, was the Stoney.
Speaker 3:No, right, no, I'm just 7-Eleven.
Speaker 2:He's like my God. That happened in 1845. 7-eleven been on that long, sir. When you think Sir.
Speaker 1:I thought 7-Eleven was like at least 30 years.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I want to talk about me saying I thought it was like 30 years.
Speaker 2:So you was 46? I was 46.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to go with it, because I sound like a complete fool.
Speaker 2:Yes, because I'm so confused. Why is 7-Eleven just popping up? No, yeah, mm-mm you know, I know, I know you had a slurpee.
Speaker 1:First of all, I'm confused. Hey yo, you know what I was doing. I was confusing it with Cumberland.
Speaker 5:I bet you was I bet.
Speaker 1:Whatever yo.
Speaker 3:All right back to your story Fuck this story Moving on.
Speaker 1:No more mascot, no more mask. High thirties Confused.
Speaker 4:Why.
Speaker 2:You okay confused, why you okay?
Speaker 1:she decided to stuff a chocolate thing in her mouth before she talks did y'all know?
Speaker 3:Tupac passed away 29 years ago today today it don't seem like it's that fucking long ago, right.
Speaker 2:I honestly, was actually about to be like it's only 29 years.
Speaker 3:Really it don't seem like it's been that long.
Speaker 2:I feel like it's been a long time.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 1:Aw, big up Tupac.
Speaker 2:Now that's a tragedy. I feel like when Tupac went, I was still being breastfed Now what that wasn't your mama, I don't know that you can do that to yourself.
Speaker 1:I'm still lactating. Yeah, it's almond milk.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, because of your complexion, you get it. Oh, I thought you meant because I like nuts.
Speaker 1:You beat me dead. You beat me to the punch. Were you good at beating people?
Speaker 3:Oh my god, now what's the other way around?
Speaker 1:He gets beat Recipes Tupac, wait, god damn what.
Speaker 3:This has started off as a mess right now.
Speaker 5:I need y'all to reel it in.
Speaker 1:Did our first episode of season one start this bad?
Speaker 3:It was worse.
Speaker 2:We don't want to bring attention.
Speaker 3:No, seriously, boo Boo Nuggets episode you still remember? I did.
Speaker 5:That was a wow episode.
Speaker 2:You're being divisive. He's problematic.
Speaker 3:All the time. Well, now it's good to know that that never changed.
Speaker 1:Well, you know I have calmed down a little bit, have you? Yeah, you see.
Speaker 3:And there it is what's next. It's this rapper. Is he a rapper? I don't even know.
Speaker 1:What's his?
Speaker 3:name DVD D4VDs. What is his name? What His name is for a DVD? No, no, no, I was just saying that Because I was being funny, but Like.
Speaker 1:Video device. Oh my God, technical difficulties, yo what the hell. Let me see Yo. David D4VD.
Speaker 3:If that's supposed to say David, I'm leaving.
Speaker 1:Dave.
Speaker 3:Yo.
Speaker 1:It's D4'd, he got VDs, d-ford VDs, he's four VDs. I don't want to do this. Venereal disease.
Speaker 3:I don't want to do this. I like how he did that, as he slowly hit the back of my phone.
Speaker 1:What so what happens to the VDs? So anyway.
Speaker 3:The VDs. So now they're trying to like pin like some homicide on him because Ping.
Speaker 1:Or pin.
Speaker 3:I said pin.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, I'm just. I thought I heard ping. I was just clarifying, because I yeah.
Speaker 3:So, it says Because there was remains of a woman found in the vehicle that he was the last owner of.
Speaker 2:Oh, he don't even own the vehicle anymore, what the fuck did that have to do with?
Speaker 1:him, then Did he sell it or did he just drop off?
Speaker 3:The car was just left somewhere, I guess.
Speaker 1:Well, didn't they have a reasonable yeah?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You ain't got like a bill of sale, nigga. It's up yo when you think about it.
Speaker 3:What was your thought process with that? I'm not saying that he did it or anything, because you know people can't be framed. Shit happens Whatever.
Speaker 2:But I'm going to leave my car right here, or did he leave the car at a junkyard or something and then they discovered?
Speaker 3:the car? No, I think it was like in a parking lot.
Speaker 2:He went to like trade it in for a new car.
Speaker 3:It was a.
Speaker 2:Tesla too. They didn't check the trunk.
Speaker 1:I'm going to leave this shit right here.
Speaker 2:If it was a Tesla, maybe she died.
Speaker 3:Oh it was.
Speaker 2:She could have been trapped inside. It was a self-driving car.
Speaker 3:She could have been hiding in his truck, trying to catch him at a girl.
Speaker 5:And the Tesla drove off by itself.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 3:It wasn't like it was abandoned in Hollywood Hills neighborhood for over a week.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 3:And it had a Texas license plate. So it was like, do we live in Texas? How y'all connected it to him Just because he was, what if he leased it?
Speaker 1:Well, he's not the last owner of it, no, it says he was the last known owner of the Tesla. So he didn't say he sold it, it just said he's the last known, so they don't know who. He's just the last known owner. Hopefully he got some kind of.
Speaker 2:Maybe his car got stolen.
Speaker 3:If he, well, he would have to have reported, and he didn't, clearly, because then that would make sense, right, you just bring a jumper cable. Tesla's been malfunctioning all over the place.
Speaker 2:You never know.
Speaker 3:Where was her body? In the trunk? You just bring a jumper cable. Tesla's been malfunctioning all over the place.
Speaker 2:You never know. I know when was her body In the trunk. It was in the. Do Teslas have trunks?
Speaker 1:I thought it was in the front.
Speaker 2:So where'd it end in?
Speaker 1:I think in the back, the batteries and stuff in the back.
Speaker 5:Oh, wait, because Wait it don't.
Speaker 3:Yeah it's an electric car, boogie, wo? Yeah, she was found in the front trunk.
Speaker 1:Okay, oh, wow, so the hood.
Speaker 2:She was found in the hood, the front trunk.
Speaker 3:They try to be fancy with it. I guess, I don't know, that's why she won't go to the hood. That's not nice, that's not The's not the front and shit change, but that's crazy though, yeah, um theories when you're not why do you think she was in the front trunk?
Speaker 2:and it's crazy because I'm trying to like find all of these reasons of why it's probably not him I.
Speaker 3:I feel like it's not him, though, Like I feel that way. It's just the way they worded it.
Speaker 2:Your car with a body in it.
Speaker 3:They didn't even say it was him who abandoned it. Your name is on the car.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Like it's registered to you.
Speaker 3:It didn't say that. That's the crazy part, it's the wording. For me, that's what I'm saying, because it just says it has a Texas license plate and he was the last known owner.
Speaker 2:I guess he was the last person that it was registered to.
Speaker 1:Unless he sold it and they're not saying that.
Speaker 3:Or he did one of those things where you know you buy a car for somebody. What if he bought that car for her? And she thought what if they were together maybe? And he bought that car for her and they went their own way. He's like bitch, you can keep the car.
Speaker 1:I got money and she's like you know, I'm going to sit in the trunk hood front.
Speaker 3:Or she just met with somebody else who offed her and put her in the trunk. It was like well, it ain't in my name. Well, did they say how she died? They're going to find her?
Speaker 1:No, because it was a while.
Speaker 3:I think she was in there, yeah like a corner or like a person.
Speaker 5:They should be able to figure it out.
Speaker 1:Nothing has come out yet, yeah.
Speaker 3:My theory is they just know she had black curly hair. How long were they together? They don't even say if they know each other.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:So this random bitch is just in the front trunk.
Speaker 2:Maybe she was homeless and started squatting in the Tesla, I mean.
Speaker 1:She could have been homeless, seen an open hood.
Speaker 2:It was like safety, but they have a huge homeless population there, yeah. I know they really do and she could have been like oh, a Tesla, yeah, maybe I could you know Up. I know they really do, and she could be like oh a.
Speaker 1:Tesla. Yeah, Maybe I could you know.
Speaker 3:Upgrade my housing. She got in and drove off and ran out of electricity and stopped in Hollywood Hills. From Texas.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 3:It just said it had a Texas license plate. Yeah Well, you know this is an unsolved mystery it really is, and it's like so many holes in their investigation and it's like why would y'all give this information when it doesn't make any sense?
Speaker 2:and then they want us to solve the mystery and then trying to pin.
Speaker 3:No, the fans have been trying to solve the mystery because of the lyrics of his song, and they're so. What the fuck?
Speaker 1:all. Come on, man Give us the details, man.
Speaker 2:Bring your van around. I'm going to grab Scoob.
Speaker 3:The lyrics of his song says in the back of my mind.
Speaker 1:Who the fuck is Dorothy? He said Scoob.
Speaker 2:Who.
Speaker 3:Did you say you were the golden girl? No, he was talking about Daphne. Daphne was talking about the rest of us. Daphne, daphne, dorsey, he was like Toto. What's her name? Daphne?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, daphne. Well, I just think, because you know he like old bitches.
Speaker 1:so I was just like Dorsey. You went straight to golden girl. Yeah, he did so.
Speaker 3:Look the lyrics that they were trying to break down about.
Speaker 5:This is In the back of my mind.
Speaker 3:I killed you and I didn't even regret it. I can't believe I said it, but it's true. I hate you Is that eminent.
Speaker 1:That don't implicate anything.
Speaker 3:It doesn't Wait what, but that's what they're using. Where'd they find that? The fans that's?
Speaker 2:his lyrics. It's his lyrics to a song. Oh, that too. You know why I just joined the table because I was not paying attention to that. I done missed the whole segment. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, vds boy is the owner Of the Tesla.
Speaker 2:Oh my god. I don't know. Oh my god, leave the judgment at the door Yo you were so far removed.
Speaker 1:I wonder if she was listening to. I can't. While she was in the hood Counting down when she's going to get out.
Speaker 4:Eight.
Speaker 3:One, so they said D-Day instead of B-Day yeah, why you? Why you let the devil use you like that got me body.
Speaker 1:That's why the table separated. Sean was about to twerk off. That shit was crazy. Anyway, thoughts and prayers. Hope somebody identified as, somebody identified as and hope VD's is innocent until proven guilty.
Speaker 3:I don't know how to pronounce his name. What's his?
Speaker 1:real name BV.
Speaker 2:D4VD he said BV, it's D4VD, like D-4-V-D, like D, the number four. Yeah, v-d, yes, decipher.
Speaker 3:Like he's four V-Ds, because I feel like we sound old right now trying to figure out how they pronounce it. It's like LaDasha. His dick is four V-Ds.
Speaker 1:Just shut up because in the windows to my soul shut the fuck up exactly so is anybody going to attempt to try to pronounce his name?
Speaker 2:D for VD, like V for Vendetta. D for VD, like V for Vendetta somebody ask chat GPT it's D the number 4 VD.
Speaker 1:Yes lowercase VD. I'm thinking David. I'm thinking David, but why 4? Because it's supposed to be like the A. I'm thinking David, oh, I'm thinking David, but but why four? Cause it's supposed to be like the A. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:No, that's stupid. I mean it's creative, so it's probably like David.
Speaker 1:That nigga is from Compton. No, I'm just playing. I don't know where he's from. He's from Texas. Yo, david, stop Change your rap name. I'm just playing. I don't know where he's from. He's from Texas. Yo, david, stop Change your rap name. Just don't rap, david. Make sure that's not your car. He's not a rapper, he probably sing that's funny D for vehicle damage. I don't know. I don't know what's next. I forgot how fun this was.
Speaker 3:I got nothing.
Speaker 1:Oh, and we didn't get cancelled people. I had a song, I just couldn't find a song oh, about being canceled.
Speaker 2:About being canceled, yeah, I canceled not yet.
Speaker 3:Yeah, god didn't cancel us. Yeah, did y'all see that?
Speaker 2:lady um in the water. That lady from the uk, um, came up with a little side hustle and she works as a professional mourner, so for $60 an hour. She shows up to funerals and she poses as a friend or distant relative of the deceased and she pretends to be sad. She has fake backstories, she blends in with the family and typically when her tears don't come naturally, she taps into emotional TV scenes or sad songs so that she can cry. And so she literally is getting paid to look sad at funerals. Yo.
Speaker 3:Sign me up First of all.
Speaker 2:I can't wait.
Speaker 3:I know you can make some money.
Speaker 1:I can't wait till she get to a funeral, when she start going into her act and people looking at her like why the fuck is this bitch riding over this? This nigga was horrible. Nobody should be crying for this motherfucker.
Speaker 2:And she might want to come to the US and go to a black funeral, because then she's going to make top dollar, because the funeral's be long as hell. She's going to be $60 an hour.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a good, that's a good work day.
Speaker 3:Is she from the UK? What is her? She's black, bloody. What is her? What? She? White, she black, she you, she me. I hate you so much. Yeah, she's white, she black, she you, she me, I hate you so much.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's white. Of course she's Caucasian.
Speaker 3:Because I was going to say if it was a black lady she'd get paid real good going to one of them black churches, funerals Because them shits last five years I'm the one I went to.
Speaker 1:In and the fucking out.
Speaker 2:They didn't care about whoever that was. Who was it? Huh, my father Yo.
Speaker 4:Yo, I quit, yo.
Speaker 3:I quit, I absolutely did hey yo.
Speaker 2:Hey yo, I am so sorry, I didn't realize yeah. I don't care, that was your dad.
Speaker 3:You're not my dad, papa.
Speaker 2:You know what? I ain't had no daddy around when I was growing up. Yes, you have.
Speaker 1:There was like multiple, damn, I didn't have a daddy around when I was growing up?
Speaker 2:Yes, you have. There was like multiple Damn, I didn't have a father. There you go. Did any of you guys have like side hustles growing up? Or do you have a side hustle now, or do you hustle sides?
Speaker 1:I'm so interested if you had a side hustle. No, don't get choked up now. I asked first. Yes, actually I did Typical shit I would go shovel snow. Okay, made 20 bucks per driveway Per driveway.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm. Okay, you only went to the old ladies' houses, or you hit everybody's house.
Speaker 1:I went to everybody's house, but only old ladies would pay Me 40 bucks. That's it. I stopped. I stopped immediately.
Speaker 2:Not, you only did two houses. I stopped immediately. I was like I quit.
Speaker 3:How old was you? 40 bucks was good back then. What you talking about?
Speaker 1:No, we not in the 70s babe. This is the 90s.
Speaker 3:This is not the 90s. No, when I was shoveling, it was in the 90s. That's still back then. That was good money for a kid. Yes, it was. What are you talking about? I had bills to pay. Nah, you was a boozy bitch.
Speaker 1:I bought my Bieber. That's all I needed was 40 bucks, literally, I went and bought my Bieber. That's all I needed was 40 bucks, literally I went and bought my Bieber.
Speaker 2:I didn't have a side hustle until I had nighttime minutes.
Speaker 1:That's a damn lie. You was on a pay phone like your mom.
Speaker 4:Hey daddy, I got your money.
Speaker 2:You could have won there. At least my side hustle was reputable. What was your side hustle? I used to train better. I have a side hustle.
Speaker 3:No, no, no. Oh, you look like you have something to say.
Speaker 2:That's because she grew up wealthy. Yeah, she did that to say that's because she grew up wealthy?
Speaker 3:Yeah, she did, that's right. That's because she owned a home.
Speaker 2:Get out of here. She owned a home. She always so, bougie.
Speaker 1:She owned a home, a mobile home.
Speaker 2:Is that what they call it when you move around a lot? Yeah, mobile home, but I didn't. Yeah, she was in the same house since Jesus was born.
Speaker 3:I still got that house BC.
Speaker 2:It's called the House of Magdalene.
Speaker 3:Mary, if you're nasty.
Speaker 5:Mary.
Speaker 1:Oh my god.
Speaker 2:That's some merch it is Alright, alright what get out of here.
Speaker 3:So did you hear about the florida man who allegedly runs over a foot model with with his car on their first date after she refused to let him smell her feet foot model she he dates foot models.
Speaker 1:What's wrong with that? She might know. I'm trying to understand. He, he dates foot models.
Speaker 3:He didn't.
Speaker 1:Well, that was their first date so he was dating a foot model so he went on a date with a foot model. Okay.
Speaker 3:And then she was like she refused to let him smell her feet, so he ran her over with his car.
Speaker 2:He has a foot fetish or a foot smelling fetish.
Speaker 1:Well, I have a question for the model Right. I'm sure she doesn't know he has a foot fetish, or I would assume that the conversation led to you know, the reason why he's talking to her is like oh, I love feet.
Speaker 2:Right, she could have known that he had a foot fetish. And then when she got there and he was like let me smell him, she was like that's a bit too far.
Speaker 1:That's like severe and he was like let me smell him. She was like that's a bit too far.
Speaker 2:That's like a severe like over the top.
Speaker 1:He was like pull up to my bumper baby.
Speaker 3:I wonder if he smelled her feet after he ran her over.
Speaker 1:I guarantee you he did.
Speaker 3:I don't need your permission now bitch Like he hit her and the shoe flew off and he was like bat and he went and smelled her foot. Let me get those little piggies. It's just a question.
Speaker 1:I just wanted to know what if her feet wasn't done that day, Like for a foot model. You know how they take days off Her feet was like Winnie the Pooh-ish.
Speaker 2:I'm not sure what exactly that means. I know what does a Winnie the Poohish foot look like?
Speaker 3:Yeah, please explain, enlighten us, I would like to know.
Speaker 2:What does that look like?
Speaker 1:A little bit of nothing honey.
Speaker 3:You was digging deep for that I saw the wheels turning up there, they wasn't moving
Speaker 5:fast, but they was moving. It was like clink, clink.
Speaker 1:Clink, clink, I was going up on a roller coaster.
Speaker 3:Click, click. It's like slide some oil to me what it's from a movie.
Speaker 1:Oh, I've never seen it. Did that movie come out?
Speaker 3:In 1970.
Speaker 1:It really did. It sounded like some old shit, Like all right.
Speaker 2:Slide some oil to me.
Speaker 3:That's how he sounded. Look, he looked like he running people over for the feet. Oh no, dude, oh, you were shocked.
Speaker 2:Dude? Yeah, actually, I was shocked. I didn't expect to be one of us. Yeah, I'm actually shocked. I didn't know we had feet fetishes what Well? I was shocked. I didn't expect to be one of us.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm actually shocked I didn't know we had feet fetishes.
Speaker 2:What Well.
Speaker 3:I think that's not what I'm shocked at. We just shocked that he ran somebody over the head.
Speaker 2:We don't know if he ran them over the smelly he did, but he got a forehead on he looked crazy, though I ain't even going to lie to you. He probably even couldn't get the feet that forehead was probably stopping him. Do we know what she looks like, roadkill? I don't think she was attractive.
Speaker 3:That is not nice that just registered what you said and that is a horrible.
Speaker 2:I don't think she's attractive. You seen her? No, but she's a foot model.
Speaker 3:I tried so hard not to laugh. Oh shit, that is horrible, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Yo y'all sure, y'all want us back.
Speaker 2:Table for three. So did you guys hear about that? Means I could be a perfect foot model? Absolutely not when I'm on my feet. I remember you got a voice for radio. I do. Yeah, you got a radio voice.
Speaker 3:That nigga said you ugly as fuck.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't say he had a face for radio. No, you know, I said he got a voice for radio, voice for radio. I know that makes sense, though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, but you have a voice for radio.
Speaker 1:Yes, that makes sense.
Speaker 3:Radio nobody going to see you If he said I had a face for radio a voice.
Speaker 1:Thank you, You're just paying me compliments, Keep taking them.
Speaker 2:She was like you got a mouth for eating.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, I do. Everybody has a mouth.
Speaker 3:No, not everybody have a mouth for eating? Tell us.
Speaker 1:Tell us about it. Yeah, it seems like this is something you need to get off your chest well, it was in the mouth, I know oh shit. Lord have mercy so Japan, japan.
Speaker 2:Japan's health ministry has announced a they got a health ministry.
Speaker 3:They healthier than us over here Stop playing.
Speaker 5:Yes, they are?
Speaker 3:They are, yes, they are. You're thinking of China.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm about to say, Like I don't know.
Speaker 3:And even still they healthier than us too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because they keep their families down to like three people.
Speaker 2:If you get more than that, that's old. They don't do that no more. You sure that's why they overcrowded.
Speaker 1:Now I'm just, I'll wait they'd be throwing the extra kids over the cliff, like spartans, like the 300, they didn't make it.
Speaker 3:I heard they got a documentary about that too, though, what does keeping your family down to three people?
Speaker 2:how does that make you healthy, right?
Speaker 3:the food portions are smaller, healthier like stop no, I'm just like I don't know so less rice, I guess that's all they eat over there is rice and noodles, I'm not gonna stereotype them like that no, that's not a stereotype, that is their.
Speaker 1:Go-to yeah Rice and noodles, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Low mains and stuff. They eat a lot of white rice, vegetables, lean meats, lean meats. Yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, is that beef?
Speaker 3:I was going to say something. Shut up, please proceed.
Speaker 1:Yo, why you stop me? No, the setup was perfect. No, like I was building it up for a reason. All right, no, I know what your reason was All right.
Speaker 2:So they've announced a new record as of September 2025. The 55th consecutive year of growth. They have 99,763 people age 100 and older.
Speaker 3:Oh, take them all out, what the fuck.
Speaker 2:This is not Hiroshima.
Speaker 1:This motherfucker just said genocide, we were celebrating by killing them all. That's crazy, what.
Speaker 3:Yo, what the fuck? They need the space.
Speaker 1:So they got almost 100,000 people. They have almost 100,000 people.
Speaker 2:That's over 100. Yeah, isn't that? That's dope.
Speaker 3:That's wild.
Speaker 1:Why do you think that is they?
Speaker 3:taking it back because they're healthy like.
Speaker 1:That means they don't walk everywhere, they don't do a lot of like stuff that like parkour like they probably have less sex because, you know, orgasms can be a dangerous thing.
Speaker 3:So if they stop orgasming, that's why would that be what you pick? No, I'm saying is, I didn't say it's not a medical.
Speaker 1:Should.
Speaker 3:I be giving you a fact.
Speaker 2:No, they say that Because they've been tracking this. The government's been tracking this since 1963. Sex is good for the heart If you're 100.
Speaker 3:And they say Don't you want to keep your heart strong, because you're that old don't mean your heart is shitty?
Speaker 2:Especially if that old don't mean your heart is shitty, especially if you're taking care of your body. They said that they have a long-standing high life expectancy in the country because it points to the demographic challenges of they have shrinking labor forces over there and increased social costs, so they're doing less work and putting less stress on their bodies they don't have MAGA cops over there killing their people.
Speaker 3:Well, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:I want to go to Japan, you know where I want to go. Where Japan, no Tyler why?
Speaker 3:We all know. If you won't know now, you need to catch up on the other episodes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was the lady boy, are you?
Speaker 2:you just had to say it but yeah, I mean, they drink a lot of green tea, eat a lot of fish.
Speaker 1:Well, like they stay jinxing and rub each other with tiger bombs and shit I think the only ones that are big are um.
Speaker 2:Is the sumo wrestlers Japanese, or is that Chinese? No, they're Japanese, that's Japanese right, yeah, so those are the only big ones, but they do that for sport. Yeah, like E-Honda.
Speaker 3:The E-Hondas? No, that's a name, oh.
Speaker 2:He's a sumo wrestler, please.
Speaker 3:They E-Hondas.
Speaker 1:I'm like first we got bodies in the Tesla, now they be in Hondas.
Speaker 2:Ehan is a character street fighter oh yeah, that's right you really are disconnected today it's been a long time she left you, holy shit so look on your face.
Speaker 3:Ehan does long time she left you. Holy shit, don't look on your face.
Speaker 1:Eat Hondas, eat Hondas. What the fuck? They eating Hondas now.
Speaker 2:And they living until 100?.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:I mean they not in the front hood. You ate a.
Speaker 1:Honda before. No, what happened? That wasn't your nickname for it.
Speaker 2:So stupid? You get on my gut.
Speaker 1:You was in the back of a Honda before.
Speaker 3:Right Nene, I've never been in the back of a Honda. I don't remember what were you in the back of Horse and carriage.
Speaker 4:I couldn't remember what were you in the back of Horse and carriage? I couldn't even think of shit.
Speaker 5:Nathan.
Speaker 3:Betta, yo Eat my ass.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, all right, nene, how high is your IQ? I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Well, according to this study, it's high bitch.
Speaker 2:But the fact that you laughed because you figured it was real low, no, no.
Speaker 3:That's crazy. No, I didn't.
Speaker 1:No, no, that's a wow, no, not what I did. My spine is the lowest.
Speaker 3:On the table. You don't stand here Thinking you the smartest Person at the table.
Speaker 1:I am surely not.
Speaker 3:But you think you are.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that laugh right there. I know I am Bitch.
Speaker 2:The fuck you talking about.
Speaker 1:Talk about this IQ thing. What's going on?
Speaker 3:He ready why?
Speaker 2:you rocking. I'm special. There was a study published by the Karolinska Institute in Sweden Karolinska, I'm not doing this with you today and it found that people with higher IQs are actually three times more likely to struggle with alcoholism compared to those with average intelligence.
Speaker 5:He laughing so hard because he really thought it was about to be something real crazy.
Speaker 3:Yo you got the so he can fucking debunk that shit, oh shit that is hilarious.
Speaker 2:Experts believe that it could be linked to curiosity, stress and different lifestyle choices. So while intelligence has its perks, it also can come with some hidden risks. So how many meetings have you been to Nene? None, alright, and your IQ. So how many meetings have you been to Nene, none, alright, and your IQ?
Speaker 5:151 laughter laughter, laughter laughter, laughter.
Speaker 3:That was clever. That was clever. Look at you trying to show yours.
Speaker 1:He always does. I know Goddamn right, ain't much it's on the table right now.
Speaker 2:That little Reese's piece.
Speaker 3:Ain't much to show. That's wild. Can we give it up for Chris Breezy? Yes, yay, we need an applause. We need an applause, yeah, yeah yeah, give it up for Chris Breezy. Yes, yay, we need an applause. Yeah, yeah, yeah, give it up. Give it up, woo-hoo. Yes, he is the most listened to African-American artist in history on Spotify.
Speaker 2:I know that's right. Let's go, chris Breezy. Let's go, chris Breezy, give him his flowers.
Speaker 3:Yes, give that man his flowers Stop hating on him.
Speaker 4:You know I've come around.
Speaker 2:You want to repeat that Sean Give him his flowers, yeah.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 2:And celebrate. Yeah, that's a huge achievement. Yeah, I bet.
Speaker 1:I've come around to, so you know the comparison that was happening with him and Michael Jackson. Right, I have finally came around to somewhat agree that he's on a level or status that Michael Jackson is on.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:I think he's one improved his singing to me. I think he sings way better than Wayne.
Speaker 2:Griffith. Oh, his voice is absolutely more mature. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:His records always pop. His records always pop the way he's doing his shows now, like an entertainer, he is performing, performing. I concede that I think he's the closest thing to Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3:Yeah, now Well, jay-z would beg to differ, but I agree, even while staying in their own lanes of being great. I think Beyonce is more like Prince, absolutely.
Speaker 1:I think Beyonce is more like Prince.
Speaker 3:I think Beyonce is Tina Turner. That is very accurate too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that is very accurate too yeah.
Speaker 3:That is very accurate too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Both can be true. I like Chris Brown and the Michael Jackson comparison. I like Beyonce and Tina Turner.
Speaker 2:Who's the Whitney of now? I don't feel like we have a Whitney.
Speaker 3:We don't.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 3:The only person I would say that's like come close but really just went her own way is, I would say, monica. But not really. That's two different styles.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's why I said she went her own way, but she started off. She's like a like a off, but we don't have a Whitney.
Speaker 2:Mm-mm.
Speaker 3:Like, if you think about it, we got a Mariah Carey who Ariana Grande.
Speaker 1:Ariana. I thought um Arianda. I was gonna say Ariana.
Speaker 3:He sound like somebody. Damn daddy, what was?
Speaker 1:that.
Speaker 3:What was?
Speaker 2:that Arianda. He was like Areola Pancake.
Speaker 1:There go the title. I thought um Christina Aguilera would be closer to who.
Speaker 2:Mariah yeah, absolutely not. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:No, Because I thought she was more soulful, Christina, when she started coming up. She is soulful but she's not.
Speaker 2:Ariana is more in that lane.
Speaker 1:Did she surpass Christina Aguilera?
Speaker 2:I would actually say Christina would be more Whitney, more Whitney.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm. Yeah, oh, okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:And Taylor Swift, and that's if you've ever like. Most people think of Christina Aguilera and they think of like, and I'm not paying attention to you. They think of like her, her singles that she came out with, of like, you know, like them, little pop things. If you actually listen to Christina Aguilera sing like that she could sing and blow. Sing with A, she can blow.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, if I was going to give anybody a closer title To Whitney, I would have to go with Kelly Clarkson, because she could body Whitney songs. Have you ever heard her sing? I have.
Speaker 1:We're talking about the whole aura of Whitney. I don't think.
Speaker 3:Well, if that's the case, then there's no Whitney. Yeah, like to embody the aura of Whitney? I don't think.
Speaker 1:Well, if that's the case, then there's no, whitney, yeah, like to embody the aura of Whitney. I think Chris Brown has done that for Mike, I think, yeah, beyonce has done that to Tina Turner, like grasped that aura, like everything that comes with Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's hard to kind of find out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there there's no Whitney, who would be Celine Dion?
Speaker 5:My ass.
Speaker 2:It do got an accent.
Speaker 1:It does Take me down to a river bend.
Speaker 3:I don't know. That's not her song. That's what it sound like. I don't know. And then want to go to the river bend, okay.
Speaker 2:All right, take me down to the riverbend.
Speaker 1:I don't know a Celine Dion song off the top of the head.
Speaker 3:No, I know, I don't think there's a Celine either.
Speaker 1:Taylor Swift. Hell no, taylor.
Speaker 2:Swift, don't make any. Don't do that to Celine. Yeah, you're right, don't, don't, she don't make any of these.
Speaker 1:She don't embody anybody. Gwen Stefani Yo.
Speaker 3:Pink.
Speaker 2:I wish you would.
Speaker 3:Celine Dion is Did you say Pink, get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2:Celine Dion is like one of the three, one of one, like there is a sacred three in the music industry and it's Whitney Houston, mariahiah carey and celine dion. They will always be the divas. They will always be. They're like one of ones. Oh, geez, one of ones. Yeah, like, regardless of who else, come out and sing absolutely wonderful, it's a great entertainer.
Speaker 3:They is always just gonna be that yeah, I haven't heard it's the, the trinity because celine dion was like destiny who, when she was singing with? Because Celine Dion was like Destiny who, when she was singing with Destiny's Child, she was like I can do this bitch, wow.
Speaker 5:All right.
Speaker 2:And don't tell the Jamaican nothing about Celine Dion At all. They love them some. Celine Dion Bamba, get out of here. You need to go home. All right, let's get to your favorite part.
Speaker 1:He don't know where he at.
Speaker 3:Before we get to my favorite part we don't go to your other favorite part.
Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, football season is back and I tell you I love every second of this season, although my boys look bad in game one, but we was almost there. Week two is tomorrow, sunday, september 13th. So here's my picks, my pick six or pick 10. So I've graduated to actually well, I didn't because I've been doing bets last time. So we're going to do my parlay picks. I have a 10-leg parlay pick. You would love 10 legs, wouldn't you? That's what that giggle was for, huh, 10-leg parlay picks.
Speaker 1:I know I'm off the hinges off this. I'm off the rails. Listen to these picks, okay, and just follow me for a second. I have Baltimore Ravens beating the Browns. I have Derrick Henry scoring two touchdowns that game. I have Cowboys over the Giants. I have CeeDee Lamb scoring a touchdown in that game. I have the Bills over the Jets. I have CeeDee Lamb scoring a touchdown in that game. I have the Bills over the Jets. I have the Bengals over the Jaguars. I have the Rams beating the Tennessee Titans. I have 49ers beating the Saints. Even though 49ers are banged up right now, they have no players left, I still take them over them. I have the Lions beating the Bears. I have Pittsburgh beating Seattle Seahawks those are my pick 10. It's usually pick six, but I pick 10. So those are my picks. What do you guys think?
Speaker 2:I think the Cardinals might have it this year. I think they're looking pretty good. What's wrong? Maybe the Whalers, the Harper Whalers?
Speaker 4:That's it. That's my pick.
Speaker 1:Hey, nene my pick, hey Nene, yeah, nene Me. And you are in the same Fantasy league Fantasy, we are in the same fantasy league. How was your first week?
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 1:Rough.
Speaker 3:Putting salt in the wound. Huh Aww.
Speaker 1:I mean, you were right there, and it only seems to be like you to be losing by like a point, two points and like five points Almost got it.
Speaker 3:You was like almost there. It's not a lie. Like every fucking football season in fantasy, this happens to me.
Speaker 1:She was in a commanding lead, really Commanding lead, and then by Monday night the hall slipped away. She crashed and burned by five points.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because two players let me down.
Speaker 1:They sure, did they sure?
Speaker 3:did.
Speaker 1:Isaiah Pacheco.
Speaker 3:And my tight end Me yeah, your end. And my tight end Me yeah, your end wasn't tight enough.
Speaker 2:I don't tell.
Speaker 3:What you was about to say? I don't think it ever was. Oh, oh, oh, my God, yes Wow.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, I let Pacheco, let you down in your joku. Me as a commissioner is a one and oh, at the moment, thank you very much as your last season champ. I'll take that. Um, so we're going to be talking a little fantasy football here, along with my picks, just to see how each week went. But, uh, I'm rooting for you this year. I'm rooting for you, nene, I think you could do it.
Speaker 5:Uh, let's get to my favorite part of the show now.
Speaker 1:now, until the friend is back in the house james is back for season two and we're going to be going somewhere. Nice, okay, gem number one. What's it called when you have the munchies? But for a person.
Speaker 2:The munchies for a person.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what do you call when you have the munchies, but it's for a person.
Speaker 2:Meaning you eat them.
Speaker 1:And what sense are you meaning?
Speaker 2:That's what I'm trying to figure out munchies.
Speaker 1:When you have the munchies, there's a certain type of feeling you get when you yeah, I want to stuff my face. So is that what you feel when you're by the person?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't equate the two. It's weird. It just sounds weird to me Like the munchies for a person.
Speaker 1:So it's like horny.
Speaker 2:Well, I am a snack. I call it. No, I'm not even going to give you my secrets?
Speaker 1:No, no, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to give you my secrets.
Speaker 1:I'll just call it horny. It was like, yeah Damn, that was you, mm-mm. Did you just drool? No, oh, what you thought about Thinking about the munchies for a person Shut up, stuff in your face and shit. No.
Speaker 3:You can't. I don't know why that bothers me, I just it's weird.
Speaker 2:That's why I was asking like this is weird to me. Do you mean like eating the person, or? But now I see what you mean Like. You're just saying like a sexual desire.
Speaker 1:Yeah I would have never.
Speaker 3:I would have never put the the term munchies or the word munchies.
Speaker 1:So when you get the munchies, a certain type of feeling you get when you get the munchies, not the same. That's probably what I mean.
Speaker 3:It's like, it's like a, it's almost like an sat question but it's not the same for me, like the the craving I would have for food to a person.
Speaker 1:What would you call it for the person when you crave a person? When you crave a person.
Speaker 3:It wouldn't be munchies. It wouldn't be munchies.
Speaker 1:No, it won't be munchies, but what would you call it? You're taking the word munchies too soon.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I can't get off that.
Speaker 1:Okay, moving on.
Speaker 2:I call it a jet two holiday there you go.
Speaker 1:I've seen a picture where somebody was wearing a t-shirt that says nobody, and it was a tall dude. And then a girl, a smaller girl, was like jet two holiday.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, that's horrible. So there's a.
Speaker 1:That's horrible like blink twice if you were in danger, I know okay. Gem number two men don't. This is female saying men don't appreciate lingerie anymore.
Speaker 3:The man says because y'all wearing it to top golf that is so true, though, not to be disrespectful, but it's a lot of people walking around in their lingerie outside, yes, so it's like, well, what you gonna come to to be like hey, babe, I'm sexy a string sexy. A string Like I don't get it no.
Speaker 2:You take away the whole.
Speaker 5:Not even you put on some sweats.
Speaker 2:I'm like hey, babe Coming in a ball gown.
Speaker 3:Like that desire is gone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it really is Like now it's just all about showcasing your body everywhere you go, and I'm sorry, but you're not leaving nothing to the imagination or to your the privacy all these bodies that's getting done.
Speaker 3:it's not making the man feel different about it, because y'all all got the same body. Now you get what I'm saying, like y'all got the same hairstyle, y'all got the same everything, so it's the same, is that so they deliver the card to you? Oh, carvana, it's like it's the same make and model, just a different damn color Bodyvana. Bavana, bavana.
Speaker 1:Well, speaking of all these white people killing people. Wow, you notice that Candyman doesn't bother anyone as long as you keep his name out your mouth. That's the gym. Candyman doesn't bother anyone as long as you keep his name out your mouth.
Speaker 3:Was he killing the black people, though, as long as you kept his name out your mouth? Was he killing the black?
Speaker 1:people, though as long as you kept his name out your mouth.
Speaker 2:I don't remember. I haven't seen Candyman in so long.
Speaker 1:Well, the Jordan Peele one no he was.
Speaker 2:Just I never watched that one. That was a good one actually, was it yeah?
Speaker 3:Oh, you never seen that one.
Speaker 2:No, I never watched it.
Speaker 5:He did a really good job on that remake yeah.
Speaker 3:We all have said a lot of things at this table. We did, but yet you dwell over here.
Speaker 1:I dwell everywhere. I do, I do, I do.
Speaker 3:I do, I do, look, miss Francine.
Speaker 2:That's our gems. That's our gemsine. That's our gems. That's our gems.
Speaker 1:I'll come up with better ones next time. Like a bass head, pull on stems, drop a gem on them. Alright, we made it through the episode we made it Drop a jam on them. All right, we made it through the episode. We made it Ill-prepared. Low IQ, low IQs, high alcoholism, dwellings, dwellings, thank you, thank you for joining us RIP, charlie, my name RIP. Charlie RIP who? Charlie Charlie who.
Speaker 2:Charlie.
Speaker 4:Oh Charlie, all right, it's about a thing We'll be right back. Outro Music.
