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Episode 002: We Are Living in the Matrix
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Welcome to the wild ride that is Table for Three Season Two! We're back with our signature blend of unfiltered commentary, bizarre headlines, and laugh-out-loud moments that'll have you wondering if we're all living in some kind of simulation.
This premiere episode takes you on a journey through the absurd corners of human experience. Ever wondered what happens when white women fight over fried chicken in the middle of the street? Or why a morgue worker thought human testicles would make the perfect secret ingredient for award-winning spaghetti sauce? We've got those stories and more. But we don't just stick to the weird stuff—we dive deep into America's surprising "sex recession," explore the troubling case of a Black college student found hanging from a tree under suspicious circumstances, and tackle the music industry's controversial embrace of AI artists that threatens real musicians' livelihoods.
Between serious discussions about social justice failures and cultural shifts, we share personal stories about college life, debate dream concert lineups featuring icons like Janet Jackson and Whitney Houston, and offer our hottest NFL Week 3 predictions that might actually help your fantasy team. Our chemistry as hosts shines through as we navigate these topics with humor, heart, and zero filter.
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Speaker 2Uh, I can see you in the car right now just singing your lungs out or sitting in the office. Go ahead and sing your lungs out in the office. See what happens.
Speaker 4You might get a promotion. Do it louder, well, you might get a promotion. Do it louder, well, you might get fired. Don't listen to me. Listen to your body, listen to what you want to do. Anything, anything, anything. You want Woo Sing it.
Speaker 2All right, stop singing. I know you probably just singing in the car like.
Speaker 5I can't believe he just cut the music off.
Speaker 2I just told him to sing it. How did?
Speaker 1you know, that's what I sounded like I know, I can't believe.
Speaker 4Oh my God, I can't believe.
Speaker 2Hello everyone, welcome back to Table for Three Season two. Thank you for joining us and coming back to us and putting up with our fuckery, yours, your fuckery, and then yeah, well, everybody's Cause if y'all Engage in my fuckery, yours, your fuckery, and then yeah, well, everybody's. Because if y'all, no, if y'all engage in my fuckery, then y'all the re's we don't, we don't engage though Y'all don't.
Speaker 1You sure? Yeah, consider this a psychiatrist and a psychologist, and you are the patient For both.
Speaker 3I never give a fuck.
Speaker 1I don't give a fuck. Why did it sound like a chipmunk?
Speaker 2So, yes, thank you for coming back and not canceling us. We haven't yet been canceled.
Speaker 3If God ain't canceled us.
Speaker 2We are blessed. So, guys, how was your week, weekend, couple days, last couple days? Friday, saturday, what's going on with y'all? How y'all doing. I'm really good, I'm tired. Why are you so tired, you pregnant?
Speaker 1Hell, no. Congratulations that forehead probably.
Speaker 2Oh my, it didn't just pop. Okay, I'm sorry. God Love you, Nene. Oh my, it didn't just pop.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm sorry. God Love you Nene. Oh wow.
Speaker 2No, why are you so tired, for real, I ain't talking to you, okay.
Speaker 1Try and ask her why she's so tired. I am tired too. Why are you so tired? You see, yeah.
Speaker 2Why are y'all so?
Speaker 1tired. We've been running through people's minds all day.
Speaker 3Oh, why are y'all so tight?
Speaker 2We've been running through people's minds all day, oh really, and it is tiring.
Speaker 3Okay y'all want to expound? No, we'll let your imagination do the work.
Speaker 2It could be anybody.
Speaker 1It was a long weekend, weekend or week Weekend. The week or week Weekend, the week actually for me went by. I don't feel like the week was long. No, that shit dragged. For me I feel like the week was.
Speaker 2Just a normal 40-hour work week.
Speaker 3Yeah, it dragged for me, even though I worked my ass off. This is a busy ass week.
Speaker 1So now did it start dragging when you worked your ass off, or?
Speaker 3Well, I would have to have one first.
Speaker 2So you was just dragging your back.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Dragging your back off. Watch the back thigh meat. Okay enough about me. Okay, the thigh meat the back about me. Okay, the thigh meat the back.
Speaker 3You still going.
Speaker 1I'm sorry. Do you wear long sleeve panties?
Speaker 2What a turtleneck top. That's crazy.
Speaker 3The mental picture was even wilder.
Speaker 2Okay, you imagine it too right.
Speaker 3You stupid.
Speaker 2They used to be called pantyhose. Right, Anybody still wear those.
Speaker 3Yes, for real. Yeah, my mother still wear them, damn things, jeez. I still wear them to church With a church hat Little fan First lady.
Speaker 1My prayer blanket over my knees With the gloves, with the gloves, jeez.
Speaker 3I'm on Ursa, them Ursa's is me, a lot of them is me.
Speaker 1They just you know, what I think it is is that they have to get up so early in the morning to guide people where to go. Yeah, and they got to be there before everybody else get there. Make sure everything is set, cause they gotta pass out them.
Speaker 3Fins Guard the door the little pin plates they don't have time to shave their legs. They wear. They wear pin heels.
Weekend Updates and College Life
Speaker 2That's why you saying they wear them Cause they get up so early.
Speaker 3But no.
Speaker 2Wait, am I?
Speaker 3No, we said, they mean I passed the Okay I said they be mean. Oh, okay that I said they be mean.
Speaker 2That's why I'm thinking like why he just went straight to hairy legs. I'm trying to figure out what y'all was talking about, Like why y'all talking about getting up so early for a pantyhose?
Speaker 3How you? Missed the whole first part of the conversation. Oh my God.
Speaker 1Welcome to the table.
Speaker 5Hey.
Speaker 3Hi guys, I'm Mr. I am that woman.
Speaker 1Nini, and I am your friendly neighborhood. Pronoun Sean Anthony.
Speaker 3And those are fishnet pantyhose that he wears, fishnet those are the ones you wear with, like the black heels. First of all, we're not talking about men.
Speaker 2I know you not talking about me, you stay off of me. I was asking if those are the ones you wear with the black heels, the fishnet.
Speaker 3You wear them with whatever heels.
Speaker 2But those are the raunchy ones, right? Not the raunchy With the big ass holes in them.
Speaker 3Some of them are small holes.
Speaker 2I'm trying to figure out. I don't know.
Speaker 1They got big holes. It's been used.
Speaker 2So you threw away a lot of big hoses.
Speaker 1Whoa Damn All right.
Speaker 2It wasn't that serious guys, Come on. Come on guys. How was your week? It was dragging. No, seriously, it was dragging because it was, it was my down weeks don't even explain it, just go on it was.
Speaker 2So all my reports was done the week prior to close out the month. So we usually, once we close out the month, it goes to the higher up management and then we don't really have too much to do until the reports are ready again. So so we usually, once we close out the month, it goes to the higher up management and then we don't really have too much to do until the reports are ready again. So this week is really a week to kind of just do whatever is available to do.
Speaker 1So y'all should just be part-time.
Speaker 2No, because I still got shit to do. He's like you, filthy bitch.
Speaker 3Putting that shit out there in the air.
Speaker 1He's like now I got to justify my job.
Speaker 2No, no, no, I still get emails from the like the chief, the assistant chief and the management to run reports, certain reports for, like legal or stuff like that. So they want to see certain type of numbers and I've I've became the go-to guy for those things now because the the person I used to do it, just got promoted and I just applied actually for the position I've been looking to apply for. They just released the position, oh really, so I just applied for that. So if they're, if I am going to be doing reports, I would rather do it and then in the new position, so you would no longer be the go-to guy?
Speaker 2no, I would be, you would be officially those, because I'm the go-to guy. Those reports usually go to the that position okay. So I don't want to be doing that stuff if I'm not that in that position. So I'd rather get that job for you, saying you're working out your class, yeah, yeah, pretty much gotcha. So hey, good for you, good luck yeah you know I try my best, but other than that my weekend's been going fine. My son had started college.
Speaker 3Oh, congratulations.
Speaker 2He started college and I feel like he needs to go to college. Let me explain. He lives on a dorm right and I'm like all right, I want him to. Lives on a dorm right and I'm like all right, I want him to live on a dorm. I want him to kind of figure out Does he ever?
Speaker 1go in the dorm or no? He lives on the dorm, oh no.
Speaker 2Oh no, he lives on campus. My bad, yeah, I misspoke. Like he a bum on the fucking lawn where they play fucking volleyball and shit.
Speaker 4Like move nigga.
Speaker 1They be playing hacky sack around there.
Speaker 2Like guys move, my stuff is here, no. So he lives on campus in a dorm and it's pretty the school. This is a pretty decent-sized dorm. I've seen some very small dorms. This is a decent size. Bet you have um. So you know, it's been three weeks now, but it's like I'm like I go live and make decisions, make good decisions, make bad ones and learn from them. Like just go and and be you, and every weekend he finds himself coming home yeah, yeah, so like wash laundry or like yeah, wash laundry, uh, it's football season so he wants to watch football with me and stuff like that, okay.
Speaker 2And then it's like he's just coming chill and I gotta. Now I find myself driving back and forth all the way every weekend to his college. Yeah, and I didn't want to do that. So I'm like stay your ass up there next weekend. And he's here again this weekend, so hopefully he's his basketball season. It's his first year. Yeah, I figured that. So like, I think it's. I think it's good for him. Only because it's like if he even have the inkling of feeling homesick, he knows he could come home and during the weekend he's not too far he's right, he's close.
Speaker 2Yeah, still maintain that connection so he'll spend his week out there and then come friday he's like I, I have enough being out here, let me go home. To something I'm, you know, used to. I'm hoping to the fact like when basketball season starts, he has to be out there because he has practice on the weekends and stuff like that. So I think I this is just a good step for him to be like all right, I can do this seven days a week now Because he's going to have to. Yeah, he's going to have to. So I'm kind of proud of him. He's walking everywhere there. I'm not too comfortable with him walking in the new city where he's at, but he's finding it fine.
Speaker 2He takes pictures of the random shit he sees on the street. I actually, matter of fact, I got a story about that. I went to pick him up the other day. Right and right right before you get to his campus, in the dead middle of the street, is two carcassian carcassian car car car. Caucasian caw ca. The carcass, the carcass. Go on with your story. Caucasian Two Caucasian women were fighting in the middle of the street.
Speaker 1I'm waiting for them to say Caucasian one more time?
Speaker 3Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2Over fried chicken. It was spilt fried chicken on the ground, A black bowl with the chicken. Over fried chicken. It was spilt fried chicken on the ground. A black bowl with the chicken came out of, and one girl was just beating the crap out of the other girl in the middle of the street and I stopped right in front of my car too. So I'm like don't hit my car.
Speaker 1And I drove over. You know, I think just the picture of that in my head is like two white women fighting around a black bowl. That's funny, that is crazy.
Speaker 2Oh and fried chicken spread everywhere.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's crazy the symbolism of that is crazy.
Speaker 3You just needed a watermelon slice and a cup of red Kool-Aid.
Speaker 2Amongst all the other pictures my son sends me when he walks out.
Speaker 1Wait, so he got a picture of that.
Speaker 2No, no, that's something I seen when I was going to pick him up. Okay, so I didn't think of recording this shit because I was like I can't believe this is happening right now, like what. I found it funny as hell, but I don't, I'm not going to try to.
Speaker 1They probably had like a chicken off competition for a man. The area wasn't who makes the best fried chicken.
Speaker 2And the funny thing is a Puerto Rican dude came and got them and split them up. Really, I think he took the chicken.
Speaker 1They always come and save the day though.
Speaker 2But see, okay, they used to come for you, nene, right, all the time for Nene, anyway. But here's the thing, here's the thing, right. So I drive and pick him up, and it's not too far from the campus, right there. So on my way back now it was spilled chicken all over the street. I come back, the bowl is there, the chicken is gone, like I would think that the chicken would stay because it's on the ground, a filthy-ass ground. It's a main road too, so there's a lot of—.
Speaker 1Unless animals came and ate it.
Speaker 2Oh hell, no, it's too many people. Oh, it's some many people. Oh, what's the minimum? All right, so yeah, so the bowl was there, the women's gone and the chicken's gone. I I lost it. I lost it because I was telling my son about it. I was like it was right here, the chicken should be all over the place they didn't go to school in ethiopia hi, I'm white lady, we lose chicken all the time and our other whites fight each other not other way what what are you talking about?
Speaker 2anyway, I'll just, I'll just follow, okay, is this the fuck are y'all talking about? I'm sorry. Okay, is this the fucking Y'all talking about? I'm sorry.
Speaker 1He's like you know what, bring the other whites in, like what he just got whites around him yeah. He's got a selection of whites.
Speaker 2The ones that fight For chicken apparently.
Speaker 1And the one that leaves bulls.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh my god. Anyway, I thought that was a hilarious story Anyway.
Speaker 1I do understand him coming home thing on the weekends. Yeah yeah, when I first went to college I actually did the same thing, oh yeah, and commuted back and forth and it was actually a longer drive than where your son coming from. It was because I had a job still at home, part-time, and so I came home and worked on the weekends, okay, but I had money, um, in my pocket that makes sense.
Speaker 1Yeah, but it was also still kind of like but did you drive a little? Were you driving at it? To I wrote um, it was a little difficult to you know. It took a little while to break that connection of the security of home yeah you know? No, I'm like, I got right, I gotta write you got, you got written or you gotta write.
Campus Tragedy and Justice Concerns
Speaker 2No well, yeah, it makes sense. Scarred book too yeah, it makes sense. I'm not knocking him for it. Him for it because I'm happy that he decides to do that One, because he gets home and then to try to understand the curriculum and work, he kind of comes and explains like hey, I got this, can you help? He never did this shit in high school, so it's like what the fuck? I'm enjoying every second of it?
Speaker 1Do he grab you by?
Speaker 2the back of the neck and be like Johnny had two apples, why would he grab me?
Speaker 3Like I know how to count.
Speaker 2I'm like a horse.
Speaker 5But yeah, I'm enjoying it so far, but yeah.
Speaker 2I'm enjoying it so far, but I'd rather him. I can't wait till he like stays there and kind of and don't come back. Yeah, I just, I just want like at least two weeks for him.
Speaker 3You're gonna miss him when that happens, but then he'll come back. He'll be like so you want me to come up there, yeah for real like nah, I'll stay here, but then he'll come back. He'll be like so you want me to come up there? Yeah, for real. Like nah, stay your ass out.
Speaker 2Hold that. So another thing I found out is he's on campus, he's in his dorm, he's supposed to have a meal plan, but he doesn't have a meal plan. So for the three weeks he was out there, he was starving. I don't think he was eating.
Speaker 1Oh my.
Speaker 2God, and I'm like what the fuck? And so I'm pissed. But they send him an email and here's the problem with my son he don't read. He see the email but he won't open the email. He'll see the tagline and all that stuff and he'll probably open the email but don't really go through it properly and it and it's like they sent him important information for the meal plan and he didn't get to it. So hopefully Monday he'll get to it. So yeah, that's about his college. So what's going on in the world? I don't know what the hell happened there, but alright, so what's happening?
Speaker 3Well, since we're on the topic of college, did y'all hear?
Speaker 2about the student adult? I can't hear you at all. Are you talking to Mike? Oh, there you go at Delta State. I can't hear you at all. Are you talking to Mike? Oh, there you go. Yeah, I couldn't hear you.
Speaker 3Did y'all hear about the student at Delta State University they found hanging From a tree on campus.
Speaker 2Yes, I did hear about that. I didn't see a lot of outrage On that either. Like what the fuck? I would have never known about it If I wasn't see a lot of outrage on that either. Like what the fuck.
Speaker 3I would have never known about it if I wasn't scrolling on social media. To be honest with you, yeah, so for those who don't know, 21-year-old Damar Travion, that's the name. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2Damar Travion.
Speaker 3Yeah, a black male student from Grenada, mississippi Delta State University Police Chief Mike Peeler said Reed was discovered around 7 am on September 15, hanging from a tree in the central part of campus near the pickleball courts.
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 3What Black people don't play pickleball?
Speaker 2Right next to the pickleball courts. You ever play pickleball right next to the pickleball courts you ever play pickleball it's like a small version of tennis, right with a wooden paddle.
Speaker 5It is, isn't it?
Speaker 3well, anyway, oh okay, um. So peeler the police chief, he state that there was no foul play, suspected bullshit. But the family? They demand some answers.
Speaker 2Um, because that's crazy if you know your son and you know well you never really know for sure, but like, and you know well you never really know for sure, but like, if it's not in his character to do that, then yeah, I can see why they would want an investigation, like yo. That's normally For the fact that this went so under the radar is mind-boggling to me. But it's like in the midst of all this other shit as well, it's like, and the area that they are in, where is it like? Delta? Mississippi.
Speaker 1It's in mississippi, mississippi what's crazy, though, is that the police originally said that he told the family he was found dead in his dorm room oh, so why would you tell him that? And then it was discovered that he was hung from the tree so it was another trayvon martin type thing and then it was like okay, and then the injuries that he had, like he had like um well, like broken legs and stuff like that or whatever, and it's like oh it just didn't coincide, just don't so they try to cover it up by hanging him, but they're ruling it a suicide.
Speaker 2No, that's bullshit.
Speaker 3Just like they ruled, the other boy rolled up in the damn mat a suicide.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's bullshit how he rolled himself in the mat.
Speaker 3But they figured. They found out when they did what the autopsy that he was. But he had blunt force trauma in the back of the head.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's kind of wild and it's so blatant, very, that none of this adds up and everybody's just like, oh yeah, that's believable.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's not the story I want to hear after talking about my son going to college, but okay.
Speaker 1He can be like you, can't walk around no more.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't like it. He just told me he goes to the basketball gym, which is a couple like it's not close to the campus, and you gotta walk through the, the city, well, the neighborhood, to get to the, to the gym, and it's like 7 or 8 o'clock at night. So I'm like I don't like it.
Speaker 1You have to be extremely cautious these days. Yeah, very keep your head on the swivel. You can't be. You know lollygagging, and just you know.
Speaker 2He has friends that drive, so I don't worry, but you also can't hinder yourself from doing stuff.
Speaker 1Yeah, true Very true Out of fear.
Speaker 3Very true, you just have to really do be aware of your surroundings and the people you hang with, just yeah.
Speaker 1Just don't let him go down that street with the chicken. Yeah, unless he don't got his meal plan that week.
Speaker 2No, he goes down that street every day. Okay so, but he eats? I'm not sure he eats, but you know it's hard to hear about um, um, what's his name again? Um, dt.
Speaker 3Yeah, dt.
Speaker 2Yeah, DT no.
Speaker 1What's his first name?
Speaker 3I've been trying to get past it. You go ahead and you pronounce it yourself.
Speaker 2Wait, that's his first name. You know what? Demar Travion. Give me my phone back, yo. Wait, that's his first name. You know what DeMar Travion?
Speaker 3Give me my phone back.
Speaker 2Yo wait, that's his first name DeMar Travion. His first name is DeMar Travion. What is his last name Give?
Speaker 3me that it's Reed. Give me that.
Speaker 2Last name is Reed. Yo Four letters for his last name. That Last name is Reed.
Speaker 1No Four letters for his last name and his first name is Well, he didn't pick his last name.
Speaker 3He didn't pick his name at all. The Mar Travion Thoughts and prayers. I hope that family get the truth.
Speaker 1And justice. I believe he goes by Trey D-Trey.
Speaker 2I said T goes by Trey D-Trey.
Speaker 1I said, trey, how do you get a D in there?
Speaker 2Because it's DeMar Trevion.
Speaker 1I was trying to put a D in there.
Speaker 2You always have a D in there DeMar Trevion, that is. That is. That is something.
Speaker 3She's so fucking special. Wait, do this, remember his name.
Speaker 1When you say it right.
Speaker 2Okay, it's DeMar Trivian. Yes, yeah, demar Trivian, I've been saying it.
Speaker 3Say it one more time DeMar Trivian. But you gotta say it's almost like no, you don't have to.
Speaker 2It's like you can't break it apart because it's like that space after DeMar is like DeMar Travian. You got to say it like that.
Speaker 1I think that's probably why he go by Trey, because he knows it's probably a little difficult.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah yeah, I'll go by it now.
Speaker 1But the family is looking to have their own autopsy they should To determine.
Speaker 2And I hope they catch the real people who did it, because I know I think the cops are involved.
Speaker 1The cops been involved.
Speaker 2I think they know I'm saying like oh, you mean like?
America's Sex Recession Crisis
Speaker 1Like in his death. I think they're Immediately. What is wrong? We just go for four. Oh my God, I'm just saying so interesting story.
Speaker 2What's wrong with you? What's happening?
Speaker 1It seems that with Americans we are currently in a sex recession, so it looks like there's a study that shows there's a new record. Low that, and I mean.
Speaker 3Did you say ain't nobody in America getting busy?
Speaker 2Shit expensive.
Speaker 1I wouldn't. Not only is the nation's economy going through a recession, Sex is expensive.
Speaker 2How? Because whatever comes after it, you got the shit coming out of the pocket, get out of here.
Speaker 1So the study is led by the Institute for Family Studies and they say that Americans are having even less sex than they did during the COVID-19 pandemic, which, during COVID-19, everybody was quarantined, they had nothing but time to have sex.
Speaker 3Yeah, they don't sex themselves on out.
Speaker 1They don't sex themselves on out. For decades, sociologists and psychologists have been concerned about the downward shift in sexual activity.
Speaker 3Yeah, because ain't nobody got no dopamine. That's why everybody run around here mad as fuck.
Speaker 1And the report that they from the research study is called the Sex Recession and they reviewed the data on sex and intercourse. So you're saying they need dope In the latest? General social survey by the University of Chicago.
Speaker 3I'm just ignoring you.
Speaker 1I'm trying to keep going. And the research found that only 37% of people aged 18 to 64 reported having sex at least once a week.
Speaker 2That is a range 18s, only having sex once a week 37% of the people that they that range. They don't get no butt.
Speaker 1They don't know how to get butt. This number is down from 55%. 18s should be fucking like a jackrabbit. Why are you? I'm just saying like, why do they have to be fucking because they're 18? I mean, it's like they should be thinking about their studies and fucking.
Speaker 3Not in this day and age.
Speaker 2Like a jack rabbit.
Speaker 3No that's why we have the problems we have out there now.
Speaker 2Why? Because they fucking like jack rabbits. Yeah, that's what they do. Learn about themselves, want to be free. Go to school.
Speaker 3Out here living like Magic Johnson.
Speaker 1So nearly a quarter Of the people aged 18 to 29, or 24% of them.
Speaker 4Said that they had not had sex in the past year.
Speaker 1This number is twice as many as reported in 2010. And the decline in sex with young people is attributed to the stunted social skills. They don't know how to talk to each other and the rise in internet pornography God damn, is that an all-time high.
Speaker 3That's weird, though, like you would rather Watch porn. Than actually have physical touch.
Speaker 1Yes, if you just go back to what you just said About the Magic Johnson, well, that's true.
Speaker 3I can understand that part, yeah, but I mean, like some people, not even. That's not even their reasoning.
Speaker 1Yeah, cause some people just don't like people.
Speaker 2That's so weird. That's so weird how people just don't like people.
Speaker 3Have you met people Right?
Speaker 2You can always find one person that you can connect with and have sex with A person don't have to be people.
Speaker 3Well, you just said go, fuck like a jackrabbit.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 3One person.
Speaker 2You can fuck like a jackrabbit with one person. I wasn't saying fucking like everybody. You see.
Speaker 1Here comes Peter Cotton Right.
Speaker 2That's the song you sung. You got to fuck like a jackrabbit. I don't know. Jack you on a rabbit.
Speaker 1Get out of my life.
Speaker 2What about you, nene? What were you doing at 18?
Speaker 3Who? What was I doing? At 18, I said Nene.
Speaker 1I know?
Speaker 3Oh, he said who, like he doing who? You said what was you doing? He said who? Oh, that went over your head, it did.
Speaker 1It went way over his head.
Speaker 2Is that many people?
Speaker 3Don't fucking play with me. Why he say who? Because he being funny.
Speaker 2So you don't yell at me, because he say who? Because he being funny.
Speaker 3So you don't yell at me, because he say who I'm not yelling.
Speaker 2Oh my God, who you doing at 18?
Speaker 3I was in school.
Speaker 2Were you fucking like a jackrabbit? I sure wasn't.
Speaker 3I was pregnant. So, yeah, no, not before 18. What about?
Speaker 1you, sean. I was learning my studies, preparing myself. What anatomy? No, I was in college At 18? Yeah.
Speaker 2Oh shit.
Speaker 1Why is that surprising?
Speaker 2It's not because my son is in college at 18. I'm the dumbass who went to school how they go to college right after high school, so that number surprised me.
Speaker 4Oh shit, you can do that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I graduated at 17.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1But no, I wasn't. I didn't lose my virtue until the prime age of-.
Speaker 5Seventh grade.
Speaker 1That's horrible. That's absolutely horrible. Seventh Is it? No, weren't you seven?
Speaker 2Was it nine, seven? I had my first kiss at two. No, I wasn't. I wasn't. I don't know what grade I was in. It was like I was in camp connery. I don't even know when you go to camp I was. I had to be like nine, ten or eleven was it with a person?
Speaker 2yes, yeah, it was a female person no, you know how like people um like you know, I didn't know how to kiss, so I asked my best friend like how do you? Like? How do you dunk this? Like how do you? How are you supposed to do that?
Speaker 3And he showed you.
Speaker 2No, no, he just said. He said. He said when you kiss, just stick your tongue in there, and I was like okay, so you kissed.
Speaker 3it was just like oh, my God.
Speaker 1And then y'all turned into smart rabbits. Hold up hold up.
Speaker 2It was regular pecs and shit.
Speaker 1It was your best friend who was French, kissing no.
Speaker 2I know that came out crazy Jack Rabbit and McGill but I didn't know how to kiss a girl, so when I kissed her, I was waiting for you to ask me that question.
Speaker 1So when he came to teach you, he had the fishnet stock.
Speaker 2No, he just the fishnet, the fish. With the leather shorts and he's like he was supposed to do it like this no, he was just like just stick your tongue in there when you kiss her, and I was like all right, cool. So I did what you just did, that's nasty, just like Ew.
Speaker 3Oh, my God. She didn't know how to do it either so I was like alright cool, so y'all just Yo.
Speaker 1My stomach just turned.
Speaker 2It was so much saliva, it was crazy.
Speaker 3He added that for extra. That, you nasty bitch.
Speaker 2What was her name? Bob.
Speaker 3Nobody cares, oh no.
Speaker 2She had braces like me. No, actually Did they get caught? No, no, that wasn't my first kiss, my first kiss, what movie was that where the braces came?
Speaker 3Was that Poltergeist?
Speaker 2Poltergeist. Yeah, it was Cam Connery. I know who it is. I know who it is.
Speaker 1But anyway, it was somebody's mother. It was somebody's mother Unbelievable, she was 55.
Speaker 2Prime age of 38.
Speaker 1No, sir there you go All right. What's next? Prime age of 38.
Speaker 3No sir hey yo All right. What's next? So a morgue worker stole human testicles from corpses? You said morgue, that's what I said. I said morgue worker stole human testicles from corpses to help her win homicide. I meant homicide. Basically homemade spaghetti sauce contest. Basically Homemade spaghetti sauce contest.
Speaker 2You got homicide out of homemade.
Speaker 3That's what we focused on. One you been messing up all.
Speaker 2Wait, this whole show. So she stole niggas balls.
Speaker 3She was stealing testicles To put in her spaghetti sauce To win the homemade spaghetti sauce contest.
Speaker 1Meatballs.
Speaker 2Did she win?
Speaker 3She didn't make it. She didn't make it. I just thought that was interesting. Did she go to jail?
Speaker 2First of all, how do people find that out? They stumbled into, like yo, why you cut a man balls off?
Speaker 3I think she got caught stealing the testicles, Because if somebody found out by eating the spaghetti, it'd be like these is real balls.
Speaker 2I know who would figure that out pretty fast.
Speaker 1But why? Who? Where was this at? It didn't say why would somebody say Probably Arkansas they having a cook-off. Let me go get these balls, Like of course.
Speaker 4Of, course, people doing white things, that's white.
Speaker 2Oh my God, you know what. And I bet she tried to justify it too, like that chick from Unknown Number, that chick who?
Speaker 3Oh my God, the catfish shit. Yeah, that bitch. Did you see that Sean?
Speaker 1What the Unknown?
Speaker 3Catfish, the Unknown Number Catfish. You ain't see that oh my God.
Speaker 2So what we're going to do is we're going to get a reaction. We should film his reaction. You got to watch that. We're going to film your reaction. This is like a documentary. Yes, and I can't wait to see your reaction when you find out who it is.
Speaker 3He probably already know, everybody been putting up all these freaking memes all over the place, but we want to do a reaction.
Speaker 2I want to see yours.
Speaker 3Yeah, you definitely got to see that.
Speaker 2Who thinks of testicles as the greatest meatball?
Speaker 3to put in there. Yeah, that's to me what do you think what?
Speaker 1I'm just asking you what you think. What do you think? Mine would have had Italian sausage.
Speaker 2You got to take that little skin off oh my God, stop it. No, bro, Italian sausage got the little the casing yeah the casing. You got to strip the casing out.
Speaker 3Squeeze the. That's disgusting, yeah, you were just.
Speaker 2That's Italian sausages. So anyways you use any other type of sauce.
Speaker 1There is a 36-year-old South Carolina prison employee named Sharon Elizabeth Smith. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3This was Illinois, by the way, illinois, illinois, and she was an assistant. She's a morgue assistant. This was Illinois, by the way, illinois, illinois, and she was an assistant. She's a morgue assistant. Chicago, illinois, or no, williamson County, carterville, sorry, carterville, illinois, carterville.
Speaker 2Sounds like a place. It sounds like a place they make sauce.
Speaker 5You know what?
Speaker 3Continue I finished.
Speaker 2So I'm the only one going to get canceled. That's fine.
Speaker 1That's fine. Back to you in the studio, sean so 28, I mean 28. See, y'all got me all over the place. 36-year-old Sharon Elizabeth Smith that works at Lee Correctional Institute in Columbia, south Carolina, was taken into custody on September 10th.
Speaker 2Oh no.
Speaker 1Sharon, know sharon. So authorities say that evidently her and a a ring of people, a ring were sneaking grills you know the teeth jewelry, okay, um, into the facilities and I don't know like why.
Speaker 2I'm sorry she's a CEO or?
Speaker 1something. No, she was a canteen manager. I don't know what that is. The water I was about to say like she's like the water boy for the prison, she walked around and gave out water.
Speaker 3I mean Canteen Can you have that in prison, not up here. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2I don't either Take this grill in prison, not up here.
Speaker 1Hey, yo, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2Take this grill with your water bitch.
Speaker 3I'm about to look that up. What the hell is a canteen manager?
Speaker 1Canteen is what holds the water, so she's handing out empty canisters, what do they go like to a trough and like they canteen with water. I'm here in South Carolina.
Speaker 3Yeah, you right. Okay, I got it. A canteen manager oversees the daily operations of a food service facility managing staff, overseeing food preparation and service, maintaining inventory and budgets, ensuring food safety and hygiene and managing customer satisfaction. Okay, that is what a canteen manager?
Speaker 1is that makes a little more sense. Customer satisfaction is what they get her just walking around the facility.
Speaker 3But like what are y'all doing with grills inside. Sean making tiktoks, probably because in like is she selling them to them she's renting them out, that's true she has to be selling them, because why would you be that stupid to do something if you're not making a good profit off of it?
Speaker 1right, but they don't say why. In the story no.
Speaker 2Is she?
Speaker 1arrested. Yeah, and they found $2,500 worth of merchandise in her car $2,500. But I don't understand the reason behind smuggling in grills.
Speaker 3She probably did some dumb shit and it may probably blackmailed her ass and was like you had to do this. Well, I'm telling, but you lost your job anyway. You might as well just took it.
Speaker 1You could have did better or maybe they was having like a a theme party night and it was doing like a photo shoot and they all wanted like grills for the photos. But you see what she look like.
Speaker 5Oh, please tell me the picture.
Speaker 2She look so innocent.
Speaker 1Let me see her.
Speaker 2Aw, she look so cute. She like she didn't mean to do it.
Speaker 1I know she look terrified in that picture.
Speaker 3She do, they beat her. You know, they beat her.
Speaker 1So she, but she was immediately terminated. Yeah, I would hope so Of course I would hope so.
Speaker 3She's going to jail.
Speaker 2Yeah, she's going. What? That's a felony.
Speaker 3She's going to jail.
Speaker 2Oh, she's going to jail. What you thought I said I thought she was like she's going down or something.
Speaker 3That wasn't even nowhere near I know, it's just.
Speaker 2I thought you said something, leave me alone. No, I just thought she said something different.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, she's definitely going down, because that's smuggling contraband. She should have stuck to the canteens.
Speaker 2Jeez that she's used to the canteens Jeez.
Speaker 3That she's used to. Oh, so I wanted to give everybody another update from last week's episode. Update me D4VD. Actually name is David. First of all, his name is Divizu.
Speaker 2D4DVD it's David, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 3And he's a singer and they identified the body in that car that he owned.
Speaker 1Is that the?
Speaker 3missing girlfriend thing. The girl was 15. And how old was he? I don't know. It didn't say how old he was, but they have, they know each other. Oh, they have like footage of them doing like lives and everything Okay. So this is going to be a very interesting.
Speaker 2Oh, this is the one. The body was in his car, Mm-hmm that he lost His previously owned car.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh, the Tesla right.
Speaker 5Yes, the Tesla. Yeah, David did it.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm. Wow. Well, I don't know if he did it, but that's very.
Speaker 1Neuter had to be a connection.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, had to be.
Speaker 3But damn 15. Wow, Wow.
Speaker 1That's crazy. That's really sad. Yeah, I'm glad that they're VD. You got to do better.
Speaker 2He's done for.
Speaker 1I'm glad. I'm glad that they are what's wrong guys. Coming closer in their investigation To find some real answers?
Speaker 3Yeah, they need to do the same thing for that boy hung at that university.
Speaker 1Who's hung?
Speaker 3What? The boy that was hung at the university.
Speaker 1Oh, I thought his name was hung.
Speaker 2No, I thought, you was talking about was almost different I'm not talking, no more.
Speaker 3I'm sick of y'all. We're done.
Speaker 2Next topic the boy that was hanging from the tree in the campus. Right, that's what you was talking about.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, you know all I said was he was hung from the tree no, you didn't say tree, you just was hung.
Speaker 1No, she didn't even say that she said they need to do the same thing For the boy that was hung, for that boy hung. The boy hung. That's what you said. What's his first?
Speaker 5name.
Speaker 1That's why I was like oh, his name hung.
Speaker 2First name is Peter Peter Hung.
Speaker 3Yo get out of here no. Go to bed. So, Peter Hung, Yo get out of here no.
Speaker 1Go to bed so.
Speaker 2If there is a Peter Hung out there, let us know.
Speaker 1You know what? Don't let us know. Well, a Peter that's hung. Don't let us know. You wouldn't want to know that. Yes, why would I want to know that? Okay, let's go Anyways. So in Michigan, hey, michigan, we have a woman by the name of Talia, and I'm not going to pronounce her last name. Oh, let me see it. I'm just going to call her Talia T. Talia T, she is facing 10 years. That's her last name 10. 10 years.
Speaker 2For buying food with her food stamp card and then selling the goods for profit. Wait, since when is that a crime? Listen, wait what. She bought the damn food with her EBT.
Speaker 1The state said we bought it. They issued a whole warrant for this woman. She's 32. 10 years, though that's stupid. She's charged with food stamp fraud.
Speaker 2How she bought the food, what she do with the food.
Speaker 1it should be none of their concern. They saying the food is for your consumption and not for you to profit from it. How do they know it's not? You're going to buy it back and eat it.
Speaker 2How do you know it's not for her.
Speaker 1She's not consuming it you know what I mean, because she sold it.
Speaker 2Well, I mean, they don't even know the ones that she sold. Like what? They gonna check her receipt how they find out? Like how, how did you find out About something like that One thing about this.
Speaker 3Somebody snitched, of course, somebody was mad.
Speaker 2Like, oh, they couldn't buy it Off of her.
Speaker 3Or her food was good and they was hating that she was making it's a rival.
Speaker 1It's probably a rival.
Speaker 3Making money.
Speaker 1A rival baker, yeah man.
Speaker 5Bake off.
Speaker 1Evidently this is. She has a business, yeah, and she's using the food stamps to purchase the food.
Speaker 3Which that is the fraud part right there, because she's probably not even reporting her income. You can't do that Because she'd probably make a good amount for not even to get food stamps.
Speaker 2Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 1I think they should just make her pay it back, Like really.
Speaker 3Yeah, because a 10-year felony is crazy. That's unnecessary People. That that done worse.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's wild, I don't get it. I get it, I understand. That's the world we in right now. Jeez, do better. Sorry, talia.
Speaker 3And they find out I have $250,000. That's crazy.
Speaker 1I think all of that is excessive. I wonder what would happen if she used her WIC checks.
Speaker 2That's excessive, man. What you going to do with that cheese, bro, and that cereal Yoplait yogurt?
Speaker 5Not Yoplait 2% milk.
Speaker 1You real specific?
Speaker 2Ain't that what they get on their WIC checks? I don't know, they get. Yoplait you real, specific.
Speaker 3Ain't that what they get on their witcher I?
Speaker 1don't know, they get your play yogurt I don't know, I don't know naming dairy products.
Speaker 2I was like, wow, that's specific I have no clue.
Speaker 3I'm about to be like you still get wick checks, that's crazy.
Speaker 1Do they still actually make wick checks?
Speaker 3I have no idea, hmm.
Speaker 1I wonder if they've advanced to now having a card like the food stamp card, Because food stamps used to be paper bills.
Speaker 2I doubt it.
Speaker 3Why are you looking at me?
Speaker 1I have no focus.
Speaker 3Because you seem like you was very much. I know you was very, very, very informational.
Speaker 2What? Just naming off dairy?
Speaker 1products, but you was going to brands. Yeah, you was very, very, very informational, yeah.
Speaker 3What? Just naming off dairy products. But you was going to brands. Yeah, you was. Yeah, he was like, you know that Carvel.
Speaker 1I just said Yoplait, it was like that oil of Olay, just for me Exactly.
Speaker 3See that Planet Earth oat milk, y'all know.
Speaker 2Nope, planet Earth. Huh, explain how they get oat milk.
Speaker 3Like what is oat milk? They soak the oats in water.
Speaker 1It's not like actual milk.
Speaker 2Right. So you got dyed water and they call it milk Died Like not dyed, but like they just take the oat.
Speaker 3They pretty much just strain in oats. That sounds so funny, that's crazy.
Speaker 2It's not really milk, then it's just watered down oats.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2Ew.
Speaker 3It ain't no different than when you drink the, when you have the oatmeal, and it's that the water.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't drink that though.
Speaker 3If you eat in the oatmeal, you technically I don't really eat oatmeal either.
Speaker 1Oh, have you ever had almond milk?
Speaker 2No, how do they get milk out of an almond?
Speaker 1I just knew you had nut juice, nut juice.
Speaker 5What the snort was crazy, but nut milk bro, jesus christ
Speaker 3oh, you get all my nerves.
Speaker 1His setup was so well, no, because it's like almonds aren't sitting around being pumped to make almond milk.
Speaker 2I just don't know the process. I want to know the process of it.
Speaker 3I don't know why I pictured him getting pumped.
Speaker 2Little almond titties getting pumped.
Speaker 3We are ridiculous.
Speaker 1Can we talk about Jimmy Kimmel? Yes, please.
Speaker 2Bring him back, please.
Speaker 1Let's talk about it Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
Speaker 3Did you hear what he said he? Didn't even say nothing, remotely close he hasn't said anything different over the years that this man has been on TV. Ain't no different than when SNL go hard on the whatever president is in office, all of them. This big baby just likes to throw tantrums.
Speaker 1The thing that gets me is they're trying to make it seem like he said something derogatory against Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 3And he said nothing about him.
Speaker 2He said everything about Trump wanting to do fucking construction.
Speaker 3He's like oh, he's so devastated, what are you about to do? Oh, we're building a new building in White House.
Speaker 2Hey yo.
Speaker 1But now they've taken his show off indefinitely, all because pumpkin tits has an issue and I think that's where almond milk is but there is a outcry, oh yeah, absolutely for uh, justice, for um, jimmy, jimmy. And I am so happy just with what I've seen so far, what you seen Everyone is boycotting Disney and ABC. They're canceling their Disney Plus apps, their Hulu apps, their ESPN. People have been canceling their Disney vacations. Yeah, like in support to, because, like their cruises and all that they understand that the only thing that moves these people is their money.
Speaker 1You have to hit them where it hurts.
Speaker 2Boy, I wish they did that shit when cancel all that shit.
Speaker 3But that wasn't us. There's a difference. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1I mean, look what we did with target. Yeah, they feeling it absolutely yep and disney. Um, put out a thing was like hey, like like wait, wait, wait, don't be so hastyy, we're trying to work on something.
Speaker 3No, yeah, I was too fast to just be like you know what? Oh, same day Got you. I think it's ridiculous because Like he took a breath and it was like you're done.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So did you guys cancel your Disney?
Speaker 1Plus. I don't have a Disney Plus subscription.
Speaker 2Or no.
Speaker 3No, I got shows to watch, so I'll cancel it after. But you know it's so funny. You know it's so funny because wasn't me and you talking about that? Yes, we was talking about that and I was like you know, certain things happen, Not everybody going to do it Because of and I was just like that. I was like because it's like, I'll cancel it now when my show come back on, I'm going to get it back. But a lot of people do that. But this is different as far as like.
Speaker 2Damn, they canceled a Disney vacation.
Music Industry's AI Controversy
Speaker 3It's not us, if that makes sense, that's doing this. Yeah, if that makes sense. That's doing this. So I don't know for y'all, but for me I'm like power to y'all, like go ahead, because if we did it it wouldn't have mattered shit. The niggas love Jimmy. We're not going to put a back on him.
Speaker 1Nobody cares, we're not going to lose any business it is the truth though it is well, and part of that problem is because most of the time there's not enough black people sticking together to make a pop yeah, we can't get out our own way yeah, like this has become huge right like no matter but george floyd, if they would have did George Floyd. If they would have done that, then, look what they tried to do for Colin Kaepernick.
Speaker 3And people could not stop watching football long enough that's because Colin Kaepernick wasn't full black and that's a big reason why people did not support that man.
Speaker 2I don't know, I don't know, because everybody was supposed to start watching football, right, and I was just like man.
Speaker 1I'm watching football Wild.
Speaker 2That's the only way to get through winter.
Speaker 3But listen, what? But listen, if you think about it, it this goes back to the slave days, when it was like, oh, we need to rise up and do stuff. And you have people just like that, like I ain't doing that because you ain't messing up what I got going on and just like when people actually shut up, when we people ask for carcassians.
Speaker 3When we ask for carcassians, mama, when we ask for Carcassian people to help or be an ally, they are an ally until it affects them. So now they're no longer an ally, because now you're getting my shit fucked up, right, okay, that's pretty much how the world is operating?
Speaker 2Are we allying ourselves with them over, jimmy?
Speaker 3You not listening to me when I said that's not us.
Speaker 1I think for the most part black people are sitting this out. I'm not saying that all black people aren't right taking part in this, but even when it comes to like the protesting and all of that stuff and I'm not saying that I'm not I'm rooting for that but to be quite honest, it's not us black people ain't know who charlie kirk was until he died yeah, seriously that's not something we knew of. Right attention to that man. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3So it's like the fact that they making it a a issue with black people and it's like we don't even know who that is I showed up then and they still keep trying to like yeah, to ignite something in us, and I, I'm like everybody be quiet, we know, but the fuck we got to do with it. And listen. This is another reason why they canceled Jimmy, though, because he said it perfectly. He said they're trying to make it seem like that this guy wasn't one of them.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, they put that whole shit in motion. I believe I think it sure was one of them. It was a plan from the get-hmm. Yeah, they put that whole shit in motion. I believe I think they. It sure was one of them. It was a plan from the get-go. Everything's always a planned out. They wanted him to do that shit, they wanted him to shoot him, and I haven't heard if they found the guy yet.
Speaker 3No, they got him, oh yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, they did.
Speaker 3His family turned his ass in.
Speaker 2Yeah, his family turned him in and he's, and he's, so he's going to jail and all that shit, or we don't know the process I am positive he's about to get part of jail yeah yo, I think they're asking for like a death penalty.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guarantee you, before this man leave office, he gonna pardon that boy I don't think so, so I don't think so. I don't think so. It was probably one of his hey, you do this, you do this and I get you out of jail in two years, you're gonna have to serve two years.
Speaker 1That means sacrifice to himself in order to make a statement yep, just like um what's his name? Um the boy that? Why? The boy that killed the United Health?
Speaker 3Oh yeah, oh yeah, what's?
Speaker 1his name.
Speaker 3Joe. Is it Joe? I thought it was like some Italian or something type of name. I don't know.
Speaker 1Shut the fuck up. So I really want an interesting up. So I really want an interesting topic, because I really want to talk about this really quick, okay. This His dentures fell out y'all, dame, dame, yes, so the music industry is up in a roar Kehlani. Why the fuck did you do it like that? Because I could. A roar Kehlani and a few other artists are speaking out when you role play you do that, don't you Like?
Speaker 2act like a lion, A roar.
Speaker 4What's your T-Rex sound? A roar? No, my t-rex sound is I got a big head and small arms.
Speaker 3I'm done with the bogey, okay my fuckery right okay good.
Speaker 1So they, okay, go ahead. So they've been coming out and speaking and discuss about a new AI R&B artist oh God, that has signed a multi-million dollar deal. I said she Like it's a person. They look at it like it's a damn person now at this point, but her music has topped the freaking charts. I think she's like number five or something like that, which is wild to me. I think it's really disrespectful, to be quite honest to the people with real talent.
Speaker 2The people that ain't paying in the first place to make real music. They're not paying them what they're deserving in the music industry.
Speaker 3They got to get their money on the road. That's why they allowing this AI shit, because look, they ain't got nobody to pay.
Speaker 2And artists is again smart and didn't go independent so they can recoup all their money they put in. If they got the money to do that, I don't see why not going independent. But now, if they're going to rectify it with AI, I hope people will be smart enough to know Come on.
Speaker 1Did you hear the?
Speaker 5song I did.
Speaker 1Is it on the thing? I don't know how to pronounce the first name AI? It's X-A-N-I-A. Is it Xania? Xaniaia monet is the name of the probably xena. You had to put a monet at the end of it, right um, it's the ai artist.
Speaker 3They racist trump behind it so they're saying that?
Speaker 1um, the ai artist is being powered by a Mississippi woman named Talisha Nikki Jones. She writes her own lyrics, but she uses the AI platform to turn the lyrics into music with a face and she can't sing.
Speaker 2Is it on here? Mm-hmm, you can tell that's AI.
Speaker 1If you listen, I swear you hear bits of Jennifer Hudson and Beyonce Like they've taken.
Speaker 2It sounds. It's written by AI. It sounds AI Trying to love you more than me. I can't breathe, I can't move. It sounds, it's written by AI, it sounds AI. I can't stand it. Like you can tell, like for me as an engineer With kind of the engineer ear, like there's certain things you can hear and I do hear what you're saying. Like there's a twinge of Jennifer Hudson and like I hear that, but there's no feeling you could tell by just one the writing and how they sing that writing. It's like they're trying too hard to express a feeling.
Speaker 1I don't believe the words she's saying yeah, I don't believe the words she's saying. Yeah, now I don't like it. Let me ask you this If you did not know that was an AI artist and you just happened to heard that on the radio, I wouldn't like it. Would you naturally just be like that's AI. Yes, really, yeah, no, no, I would.
Speaker 1I would but I wouldn't have liked it, because I'm not talking about liked it or not. How would you just, how would you just be like, oh, that's not a real, I wouldn't be able to know. Yeah, yeah, by the writing, it's a woman that's writing.
Speaker 2By the, a woman's writing this right, mm-hmm. And as a writer, you can hear how you want things to sound. The way you're writing words. You're writing to either a melody you got certain notes you hear how you want it to sound. So when ai is involved, like you hitting, hitting a note on a certain word at a certain time, sounds different than like you know, I'm saying you just, you kind of feel that type of writing. When you're singing it, the way it's supposed to be written, ai just sings what it thinks you're. You're the writing is saying, you see what I'm saying? So like it's holding notes on words that I don't think it should hold a note on, like things like that, like it just it just doesn't like I don't. I don't know how to really explain it, but I can tell Just a few notes in there. I was like, why are you saying it like that?
Speaker 1What was interesting to me is because there was a lot of people commenting and Timbaland commented and said that her music was fire, and you should really listen to the words.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1So I found that to be very interesting, especially with what you're saying.
Speaker 2Well, Timbaland's always coked up anyway, timbaland is a big advocate.
Speaker 1I didn't hear what you said. I said he always coked up anyway. Oh my God, no, don't say that.
Speaker 2That's wild, allegedly. Come on, oh my.
Speaker 5God.
Speaker 1Allegedly.
Speaker 2That is not a fact. But Timbaland has always been an advocate of AI anyway. Oh really, he's been an advocate Like he's been an advocate for, I feel like for a while, like since the whole AI music type of thing with beat production and stuff like that. He's embracing that movement. I'm sure to incorporate it in his productions. Of course, why wouldn't you want to stay relevant? It would make sense for him to do that. It would make sense for any producer that's out there and has a name out there to kind of dabble in the AI space and see how it will work for them. Anybody should do it. I don't blame the writer who's writing and using AI, but to take just to take money out of actual singing artists who are actually out there making a living out of this technically like singing the way constantly like that.
Speaker 3That's damaging to your, your vocal cords and stuff. So you have that issue and yet now you gotta with a ai who ain't gonna never have no problem she's gonna be the next, and then and then, yeah, and then who's going to tours?
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Speaker 2right, like they're gonna. Like all your, all the people, who's that's touring right now. Imagine chris brown, who got to a point where he can't tour no more. Right, just use his hologram. And then, like they do that now holograms and stuff like that. But yeah, like say, like you want to experience a Chris Brown concert and all of a sudden you just see a hologram moon walking across stage doing and humping a chair with another hologram woman.
Speaker 1But you know what's so crazy? Like it sounds crazy, but I so can see this down the road being like some pixel on pixel, some show that they put on in vegas, you know, like they already doing that.
Speaker 2You're gonna have to get ai glasses. They already doing that. Invite you to a ai tour and they. All you got to do is sit in your living room, do nothing, eat and and get fat and get fat watching the, the tour that you never could have watched before because it was. It cost two thousand dollars.
Speaker 3Yeah, so they're trying to just streamline and I guarantee you that's probably still going to cost mad money.
Speaker 2Yeah, they're going to try to streamline this shit Because it's going to be something new something shiny Until somebody hacks it, and I'm sure somebody's going to be like I'm not paying this. I'm going to find an easier way to do it or whatever it's always.
Speaker 1This is where I because you know, I understand that, you know we're in the world of ai and like we use ai in all aspects of our lives. But this is where I was saying before how, uh, it's scary to the extent that we are allowing ai to kind of take over everything. Everything, because now we're crossing into things where you're messing with people's lives and their money, and these people work very hard and these people are talented, and now you got to compete against something that's fake, all because people want to keep expanding into the world of it's amazing where my stance is on this now, because I'm all for ai and working and all like no, but I used to like automated cars and all that shit like that.
Speaker 2But when it comes to music, like music is my thing, like I love music. I've been in the music industry. I've done some stuff. I'm not, like you know, the greatest at it, but I've made my mark to the smallest degree in engineering and writing and producing and stuff like that. So to to allow ai to kind of kind of come in and and people, people really have to live off of what they find as their their dream and goal, like, yeah, some, especially if you're starting out like you gotta sacrifice a lot to to to make a, a small dent in the music, I mean, and then to find that they have our AI to come in and just be like yo, we don't need you that was the point we was trying to make about the jobs back then Like.
Speaker 3this is a perfect example of that.
Speaker 2Well, that's different. No, it's not. Oh my.
Speaker 3God, that's music is your other job.
Speaker 2I think the difference somebody else's I think my point with that, with the difference, is is you can, you can learn how to control the computer system in those type of jobs, just like how this lady is controlling the ai in this particular situation where she's writing in the ai with sing, she's still, she's still creating and making her her living behind the ai. And that's what I'm kind of saying. With those type of jobs you can make a living behind the ai. If you were, if you would want to learn how to control that ai.
Speaker 1So should every artist now just be like you know what?
Speaker 2I'm gonna save my vocals and I'll just start making ai music I, I, I wouldn't doubt that would be the path that they're going. I'm sure some of them are using AI already. You see what I'm saying as far as to help them write Because, to be honest, artists a lot of many, I would say 90% of artists are taking records that's already been written, it's already a full package, because their lifestyle needs them to be out there in the limelight. So there's not a lot of time that you could create an album in the pace that they're creating albums. So a lot of times you have you sit with a team of people and create the record for the artists. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2You got writers, you have producers you might have three or four of them in the studio at one time creating this, this music. They're all getting getting making a living. Now, if they all decide, like yo, I can make this a lot easier and have ai write what I'm writing and make it like easier, then they have, you know, transferred into a place where they can still make a living behind the ai. You know what I mean, but you know for artists to do it, then yeah, I, I can see your point there like all the people behind the scenes is no longer out of it unless unless they uh, you know have a a hit.
Speaker 2Now they're writing hits for any up and coming.
Speaker 1I just feel like, again, AI is here. We have to adapt to it to some point, but I feel like when do we stop it from? Where do we stop? Because it's getting really scary with how much we're allowing it to take over our everyday lives.
Speaker 2Matrix baby we living in the Matrix. I just watched an AI movie too.
Speaker 3We we living in the Matrix. I just watched the AI movie too.
Speaker 2We are living in the Matrix, where the AI literally took over everything.
Speaker 1But I really I was telling Nene, we were talking about it the other day and I was like I really wanted to hear your point.
Speaker 2Yeah, because my stance on it before with like jobs and stuff, it's kind of I can see the two sides of the coin. Now, especially now that I've seen it coming into the music industry and I've seen what it can do and people have used it in the industry I've even tried to use to get back into production and stuff like that and kind of see how it works I just don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it. It just seems so synthetic, you know what I mean. It just seems so synthetic, you know what I mean. So it doesn't really capture, like Nene said, it doesn't really capture emotion the way you want it to capture emotion, and if you can kind of tell that you really lose the record. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1Well, I have a confession for you guys. Oh, congratulations, I'm the AI singer.
Speaker 3Yeah, good job, that's your range.
Speaker 2Message.
Speaker 5But yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Well, we got some fan mail. Oh, we do.
Speaker 2We do oh shit. Well, thank you. It's been a while since we had some fan mail. Oh, we do. We do oh shit.
Speaker 1Well, thank you, it's been a while, since we had some fan mail.
Speaker 3A letter came flying into the mailbox, Hi guys.
Speaker 1For season two you got mail. So one of our plus ones says welcome back. Happy to hear Mr Thick Tongue still isn't working. Hey Nene's on her way to fulfill her ladyboy fantasies in Thailand.
Speaker 5Ladyboy.
Speaker 1And Sean A has opened his window to let that squirrel in and enjoy its almond milk. Yes, yes.
Speaker 2Yes, yeah, my tongue is pretty thick though. The milked almonds.
Speaker 3Wait what? I'm happy I interrupted yours. Yeah, mm- yours.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I was about to take it there, you did already I did, I got a thick tongue.
Speaker 1Okay and candida.
Speaker 2And can what? What? My tongue was too thick to hear what you said.
Speaker 3That was all like yeast. Oh my God, yikes.
Speaker 1Oh my God Yuck.
Speaker 2Alright, what's next?
Speaker 1You keep snorting, all those I know oh.
Speaker 3God, Okay. So quick question. Y'all know we have all these artists doing these tours and stuff, right?
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3So out of all of these artists right here a group, a set who would you go see in concert? You can only go see one.
Speaker 1One group, one group, one sound, one band.
Speaker 5That's not so good.
Speaker 3Is that?
Speaker 2from Drumline. You stupid, give it up to Nick.
Speaker 3Cannon. So the first concert is Faith Evans and Mary, so you're going to go see the aunties.
Speaker 2Mary J and Faith Evans.
Speaker 3Yeah, the next concert. Concert two is Janet and Toni Braxton Right, concert three is Ashanti and Maya and concert four is the group Sade and Erykah Badu. The group.
Speaker 2Sade. I thought Sade.
Speaker 3No, that's the group name. Her name is Helen.
Speaker 2There's a group named Sade Mm-hmm, sade.
Speaker 1Everybody always thought it was just her. I thought it was just her.
Speaker 2It's a group. It's a group. Holy shit, you've lied to me all these years, sade, oh my God. Smooth Operator is a band. Fuck Out of here, bro. It's AI.
Speaker 3Holy shit. So out of that, out of those four, I'm gonna do it again. Concert one is Faith and Mary. Concert two is Janet and Toni Braxton. Concert three is Ashanti and Maya. Concert four is Sade and Erykah Badu. Who are you picking up? Who are you going to go see? Can I answer first, unless y'all cause I'm sure y'all gonna probably have explanations who are you picking?
Speaker 2out. Who are you going to go see? Can I answer first, Unless y'all because I'm sure y'all, y'all going to probably have explanations.
Speaker 3I'm going to see, I haven't even thought about it, but go ahead.
Speaker 2Janet and Toni Braxton. It's Janet, it's Jackson, if you're nasty.
Speaker 1I'm going to see Janet and Toni Braxton. Oh shit, Toni Braxton is probably my second most favorite singer. Oh, okay, and I love her tone, I love her music, I love her. She's so sensual, yeah, and Janet Jackson is nasty, she's an excellent performer, and she's Janet freaking Jackson.
Speaker 3Janet Jackson yeah, I'm going to see them too, because nobody else. Although I like Faith, I like Mary, but I see what Mary does on stage through little short clips and videos, and stuff and all that. I'm not paying my money to go see that and Faith don't do nothing and I'm not paying my money to go see that either, and she don't have enough albums out for me to go watch her. I do love Ashanti and Maya, but I would go to see Maya more than I would.
Speaker 1Ashanti, I know Maya more Shut up and I would probably go see them at the Webster Theater. Yeah.
Speaker 3I would see them, I'm just playing and I have no interest in seeing the last concert Erica no.
Speaker 1I thought you liked Erica.
Speaker 3I do love Erica, but I don't care to go to the concert Like you know I'm not a real concert goer, so it really takes me to actually really really like what I'm going to go see. You don't want to see smooth operating Tyrone, no, smooth operating Tyrone. So I have another one. So I have another one, I have another one Because I'm just gonna move on. So, out of this concert, who would you go see? Concert one Is Usher and Chris Brown.
Speaker 2There's no other concert, concert two Is.
Speaker 3Joe and R Kelly. Concert three is Usher and Chris Brown. There's no other concert. Concert two is Joe and R Kelly. Concert three is Whitney and Mariah. Concert four is Brandi and Monica. Now I'm going to say this I'm so upset that right there is like I'm so upset. Why would y'all put them together like that. Who made this mess? Brandi and Monica already is on the tour, right. I'm so upset, why would y'all put them together like that.
Speaker 2Who made this mess? Brandi and Monica already is on the tour right.
Speaker 3I'm so upset. Yeah, they are. Yeah, I'm so upset, but it's like I want to see Usher and Chris Brown, I want to see Whitney and Mariah. I want to see Brandi and Monica. I don't really care to go see Joe R Kelly.
Speaker 1Nah, they just gonna be Don don't do that so I want to see the exact same three that you said. The only reason why I can dwindle it down is Whitney dead, and yo you always like that bitch dead, and Mariah has passed her prime as far as her vocal ability.
Speaker 3Oh, she has absolutely passed it.
Speaker 1Mariah just stands like a one of them figures in the Madame Tussauds.
Speaker 3Did you hear her new song she came out with?
Speaker 2Let's do this, let's put them in their prime.
Speaker 3Let's put them in their prime.
Speaker 2Let's put them in their prime. Okay, so if we're putting them in their prime, Usher and Chris Brown wouldn't be for me, because in his prime I didn't think.
Speaker 1For me, I feel like Chris Brown is in his prime now, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2Yeah, so it would just be Usher. So I could. I could eliminate them. I would see Whitney and um Mary.
Speaker 1Mariah, mariah, my bad.
Speaker 3I honestly, if they were in their prime, I would go see them, and it's crazy, I would definitely go see them over Monica and Brandy.
Speaker 2Me too. Yeah, it's a toss-up. I would see Whitney and Mariah, but them in their prime, which seems like they've been in their prime for a very long time.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2That's a hard one.
Speaker 1It is a very hard one for me, but I feel like if Whitney was still here and her and Mariah were both in their prime, those are two legends. Yo, for real.
Speaker 2And I'm not taking anything away from Brandi and Monica you know, I love Monica.
Speaker 4Down.
Speaker 1But you may never, ever have that opportunity.
Speaker 3Yeah, you got to do that yeah.
Speaker 1I'd absolutely be there front row on stage with the mic.
Speaker 3Who would y'all pick out there, y'all Me.
Speaker 2My thick-ass tongue.
Speaker 1You're going to see Mr and his tongue, mm-hmm Nene and her bush, her bush, sean A and his Baby hole.
Speaker 3The who was crazy.
Speaker 4Oh my.
Speaker 3God, oh, my god Holy shit. Get out of here. We on your favorite part.
Speaker 1My favorite part.
Speaker 4All right.
Speaker 2Jim. Number one, jim, how do you feel about this? The fact that someone looked at a purple onion and named it a red onion doesn't piss you off it can't, because if it does, you should be pissed off at the American English period, absolutely.
Speaker 1The English language sucks.
Speaker 3It is so fucking annoying, it is.
Speaker 1But I used to always wonder that why the fuck is this a red onion? The?
Speaker 3same thing with red cabbage. Yes, it's purple too.
Speaker 2That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, check uh gem number two now. This seems to happen around this time of the year, and I think walmart is the a culprit to this they want bad prices. Walmart thinks I want to put up my Christmas tree. Eat turkey in my Halloween costume.
Speaker 1That's retail in general, Like hey yo, they be ready. We didn't even get out of fucking September yet. But when you think about it, they have to essentially do that because, in order to maximize sales, they have to, because once you-.
Speaker 2General manager and him yeah, and you.
Speaker 1God almighty. I only remember what I said yeah, to maximize sales. I'm going to talk to my GM later. I don't even remember what I was talking about. Yeah, to maximize sales. I'm going to talk to my GM later.
Speaker 2All right, was this part of your childhood? Your childhood wasn't complete unless you were chased by a dog or a goat or, even worse, a chicken.
Speaker 3A goat. They grew up in Jamaica.
Speaker 1Bomb my cloud, or on a farm. Yeah, you been chased by a dog, goat or chicken.
Speaker 2I've been chased by a dog.
Speaker 3Nene.
Speaker 2Up a tree too.
Speaker 3I've been chased by a lot of dogs. No we talking about an animal. That's what I'm talking about too, oh, okay. Stupid In the neighborhood I grew up. It was always a loose dog, so he was always fucking running. I've never been chased by a goat. Yes, you have. No, your husband no.
Speaker 1Greatest of all time, never, he's not His name Billy Billy goat, I just got it. Yeah, his name.
Speaker 2Billy, billy Goat, I just got it. Yeah, come on, keep up.
Speaker 3Oh my God. No, I've never been. I've been chased by a chicken, I've been chased by a chicken too yeah my wife, oh shit.
Speaker 2That's crazy. She's going to kill me for that one. No, okay, that's crazy. She's going to kill me for that one. Okay, a goat is crazy because you got to be in a certain place for a goat to chase you.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2You ever been on a farm, mm-hmm, you, mm-hmm, never chased by any of the animals?
Speaker 1I got chased by chickens all the time Wait.
Speaker 3I never got chased by a chicken, but I got chased by a goddamn goose, or a duck For real, Mm-hmm, oh them geese.
Speaker 1They mean yeah them bitches, is ruthless.
Speaker 2I remember you told us a story about your birthday party at Capaco's when they had a farm and you slipped in mud.
Speaker 3right yeah, I wasn't chased by nothing. My dumb ass just slipped in the goddamn mud.
Speaker 2The reason why you slipped wasn't because you was getting chased.
Speaker 3No, it was because my ass was running to go see the animals.
Speaker 1Oh, gotcha gotcha. She had her little white knee highs on Her Easter shoes, All right.
Speaker 3Was it a white dress? Do you remember? It was a white dress.
Speaker 1In mud, oh yeah.
Speaker 2And she had a.
Speaker 1Shirley Temple curls.
Speaker 2Oh dear, Now you know I was a bald-headed girl.
Speaker 1It was S-girls Bald-headed girl.
Speaker 3I was a bald-headed girl. I ain't had no hair.
Speaker 2Who be at work counting days like jail. Three more wake-ups and I'm free, nene, I put this specifically for you. Like, oh, I got to wake up three more times and it's the weekend.
Speaker 3I do be doing that shit. I ain't even going to lie, because every day I wake up I announce it, like when I get home I did fuck up saying that.
Speaker 2And I got a thick ass tongue.
Speaker 3But like when I come home and I don't tell my husband, I'll be like, yeah, two more days, yeah.
Speaker 2Countdown, you know like all right last one do juice taste better when you stand in front of the open refrigerator door?
Speaker 1you know what it does? You're drinking it right out of the. Yes, it's like. It's like you get the maximum temperature of the cold. Cold yes, bro, so you can experience the flavor at its full.
Speaker 2Yes, especially like when you're really thirsty and it just that cold hits you like yo. This juice is it right now.
Speaker 1Oh, it goes down, nene.
Speaker 5Uh-uh.
Speaker 2You never did that before. Below your standards. Drink out of the refrigerator.
Speaker 1You know, what always disgusts me Is when I've seen people drink milk out of the carton.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's gross. It's absolutely disgusting. That is gross Because it's already a thick. Now you got it's cow urine and so it's like, wow, ew, don't listen to him.
Speaker 2Alright, that's our gems, that's, our gems, now, now, now, alright, let's turn that off.
Speaker 4Now.
Speaker 3I ain't never seen you turn that off that fast, I know, oh my God, nope, I gotta turn it off. Nope, alright.
Speaker 2I you turn that off that fast, I know? Oh my God, nope, I got to turn it off, nope. All right, I'm just going to let it play, because now it's time for Week 3. Nfl baby, you need help. Nfl Week 3 kicks off tomorrow, sunday, september 21st. Get your picks in, get your bets in, because last week, I swear, derrick Henry did me dirty. He did me bad, son, he did me bad. He only ran for 23 fucking yards and I lost my fantasy game. You did Because Derrick Henry only got me 23 points.
Speaker 3He lost bad. That score was horrible.
Speaker 2I was projected to win the whole league Undefeated and Derrick Henry let me down. So this week, derrick Henry, he has down. So this week, derrick Henry, he has some making up to do. He's going against Cleveland, I think, and I think he'll be doing fine. So here are my picks for tomorrow. We have Falcons versus the Panthers. I'm going with Falcons. I think Michael Penix Jr is going to redeem his week this week because he didn't do shit for me last week, but I didn't have him in anyway. I had him on a bench. Packers against the Browns it's the Packers that's going against the Browns, my bad, not Ravens. Packers against the Browns. Who you got? I got Packers.
Speaker 2Jordan Love is looking nice out there tossing the ball around Fucking Micah Parsons. I'm not even going to talk about it. I am a Cowboys fan. Don't talk to me about it. I don't care, because our defense sucked with him anyway. We couldn't stop anything with him. We can't stop him without him. And then we picked up the Jadavian Clowney who just was arrested the other day. So we are just bad at defense all the way around you actually should have just finished the sentence once.
Speaker 2We were just bad we're just bad all the way around I told you cowboys always picking up the fucking criminals we signed him for him to already have been arrested this has been a year thing.
Speaker 2Trayvon Diggs is getting smoked in our secondary Bland is injured. He's not coming in. If he was in, he wouldn't stop a cold either. I think our defense is atrocious. I just want Jerry to throw the whole defense. He's going to trade away Michael Parsons. Just throw away Jerry. I think we've been trying, but his old ass is not. Going to trade away fucking Micah Parsons. Just throw away Jerry. I think we've been trying, but his old ass is not. He is not going to pass away at all until we win the Super Bowl, and that might not.
Speaker 1They pay the Cowboys to be bad, just so they have something to talk about.
Speaker 2I don't think. I think we get talked about anyway because just how we're getting portrayed, I think I'm the most realest cowboys fan out here and I and I put it in a post even on week one. As I I said, we either win by three points off of a brandon aubrey field goal which he can kick from like the star 70 fucking yards it's like nothing to him or we're gonna lose by 30. So there's no in between. We either lose by 30 or win by three. And guess what? We played the fucking Giants last week. Who fucking sucks? They suck. But we made Russell fucking Wilson look like a goddamn hero as he threw for 450 fucking yards on our whack-ass defense, almost making him fucking irrelevant again. And we won by how Brandon Aubrey 65-yard field goal kick. We won by three against the fucking Giants. I'm sorry, I'm just going, I'm venting right now, but it's the fucking Giants and we won by three. Alright, I'm sorry, anyway. So yeah.
Speaker 3He definitely a 100% real cowboy fan.
Speaker 2I can't, I can't. All right, texans and the Jaguars. I'm going Jaguars, vikings, bengals, I'm going Vikings, steelers, patriots, who you got, nene?
Speaker 3Steelers.
Speaker 2Steelers is looking good with that boy, aaron Rodgers, back there.
Speaker 3They is, but I've never been a fan of Aaron Rodgers, but I ain't been going to hold you he doing my team.
Speaker 2Okay, he all right, he doing my team Until he's not.
Speaker 3He's all right, that's how all the men have been, though.
Speaker 2Here's my upset of the week. I got Eagles playing the Ramsams and I'm going rams eagles are two and oh interesting they, but they don't look good.
Speaker 2They win, but they don't look good. I think something's up with jalen hurts. Everything always up with jalen hurts, but he's been putting a lot of the team on his shoulders. Aj brown'sJ Brown's been missing. Fucking Smith's been missing. He hurt and he's been running the ball. Saquon is actually running, but it's either Saquon running the ball or Jalen Hurts running the ball. It's like they don't have time to pass the ball. I think this is going to be a problem. I think Rams is going to take it. I think Buccaneers in the Jets over the Jets. I have Colts over the Titans. How do you feel about that game, colts and the Titans, sean?
Speaker 1I'm going with the.
Speaker 2Titans. Oh yeah, I figured you would. That would be an upset too. You know who's in Indiana right now? They calling this man in the indiana, jones. Daniel jones has moved from fucking the giants, uh, again to indiana and now he's looking like a fucking star. Two weeks in a fucking row. He's throwing the ball all over the field and nobody can stop him. He, yeah. What the fuck is happening with daniel Jones? Anyway, I wish I had somebody here to talk football with, but I got commanders over the Raiders. I might change that because Jaden Daniels is injured for a couple weeks, so Raiders and a rookie running back might do something, but I don't know. So those are my picks, and Cowboys versus the Bears. Y'all good, I'm going to take the Bears. Oh, really, I mean no, I'm not going to take the Bears, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3You saw, I was like what.
Speaker 2I'm going to take Cowboys, but last week scared me, that's all. If we can make Russell Wilson look like a fucking star, caleb Williams is going to be a fucking legendary.
Speaker 3I feel like Caleb is better than Russell. To me, it's just he needs to get out his own way.
Speaker 1That's all it is.
Speaker 3You know I like Caleb. I honestly do. I think he's a great quarterback. He just needs to get out of his way.
Speaker 2I think he's got to get. He's just he can get out of his way. I think he got to get the ball to Dunzey a little bit more. I think he just needs more help, more often.
Speaker 3Yeah, he just, I think he just needs more help and a better who do?
Speaker 2you got Swift as a running back. He injured. I think they need another running back. Anyway, oh, kansas City's playing against the Giants, kansas City Ravens is playing Lions, ravens and Lions. I'm going Lions, I'm going Lions too, but I need Derrick Henry to run more than 23 fucking yards or whatever the fuck he oh that shit. Whatever, but that's my pick.
Speaker 3I'm on a losing streak and I'm pissing me off. Are you owing to yeah For real? Hell yeah, and I'll come see you next week. Ooh.
Speaker 2I don't know the way it's been going. You might have a chance.
Speaker 3I don't know about that. Oh my God, I got a decent team. But you do have a decent team.
Speaker 2I don't know, can, I don't know. I know Our audience may not be following fantasy football, but if you do check out Nene's team, y'all tell us what you think. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at you like that.
Speaker 3I don't know I liked it.
Speaker 2Her quarterback is Patrick. Mahomes is her quarterback. She has Smith Najigba as the wide receiver, who is Patrick? Patrick Mahomes is her quarterback. She has Smith Najigba as the wide receiver, who is questionable. You got McMillan as a wide receiver from Carolina. You think Bryce Young is going to be thrown like that against Atlanta Alright, cool. Jason Taylor is running back Good. Pacheco as the running back from Kansas City against New York Giants I think he's good. Zach Ertz as a tight end, the rookie running back over there in Washington with Merritt I think he's decent. She got Brandon Albrey, which is always going to save her, because Brandon Albrey, the point system in our league is crazy. Brandon Albrey is going to get like 85 points because he kicks from like 65, plus Buffalo's defense who under-projected, and then two defensive players. That's a decent team. I would strengthen up your wide receivers, but you got T Higgins.
Speaker 3No, I'm about to move him, because this dude just got sick.
Speaker 1Who.
Speaker 3Smith Najig, but he wasn't questionable, he just became questionable.
Speaker 2Oh damn. So that's our team. So if you're interested in a little bit more fantasy and all that, let us know, let's talk about it. I mean, I'm willing to talk football all day, all night. But yeah, that's my pick for week three. Put some money on it. I am. I'm going to put $25 on it. Draftkings was good. Sponsor us DraftKings, but that's it. That's it for me. Anything else that we need to address? I think we're good on everything, right.
Speaker 3No, we're good, Everybody, just you know, get that fan mail coming in.
Speaker 2Hey guys Plus ones, Check this out. I am outside of Table 3, you know. But with my peoples I am throwing a party. I am throwing a chopper party. If you haven't heard about a chopper party, I know some of you have. You have came to one of my chopper parties. You see how fun it is. I am officially throwing another chopper party on Halloween.
Speaker 2It's a Friday night, from what 7 to 12, right 7 to 12. 500 shots is going to be available. A few drinks is going to be there. Outside of shots I'm going to be DJing. So if you're free Friday evening, halloween night, come on by. Let us know. We'll send you a flyer. It is $20 to get in. You cannot pay at the door, so there is a Cash App scan card you can scan. We'll get you on a list. Hurry, space is filling up quickly. We have a capacity so we got to make sure we keep it to capacity. But if you are interested, let us know in the fan mail, let us know email or what else you have for them to contact us, all the ways you can contact us. If you're interested in coming to the party, let us know. It should be fun. It will be fun and yeah, make sure you eat. Make sure you eat because there's a lot of liquor other than that.
Speaker 3Um, anything else, anything else, y'all good everybody good, everybody's enough email guys, share, share, share, like, like, like, love, love, love, love, love. We'll come back, mama, all right, later y'all Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Speaker 2Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Speaker 5Bye, yeah, yeah, yeah, ain't no party. Once we crash the party, I'm a school shorty. Then vacate the party. You keep grillin', I pump, pump the shotty, put you in a chunk, then dump, dump the body. Nigga, you don't know, you better ask somebody. Y'all get down. We gon' clash probably Pale snowflake out of that Ampacambi. I'm tryna rip Britney, so I made Jai sign me. Nigga, catch me in the club with a double Outro Music.
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