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Episode 002: We Are Living in the Matrix
Welcome to the wild ride that is Table for Three Season Two! We're back with our signature blend of unfiltered commentary, bizarre headlines, and laugh-out-loud moments that'll have you wondering if we're all living in some kind of simulation.
This premiere episode takes you on a journey through the absurd corners of human experience. Ever wondered what happens when white women fight over fried chicken in the middle of the street? Or why a morgue worker thought human testicles would make the perfect secret ingredient for award-winning spaghetti sauce? We've got those stories and more. But we don't just stick to the weird stuff—we dive deep into America's surprising "sex recession," explore the troubling case of a Black college student found hanging from a tree under suspicious circumstances, and tackle the music industry's controversial embrace of AI artists that threatens real musicians' livelihoods.
Between serious discussions about social justice failures and cultural shifts, we share personal stories about college life, debate dream concert lineups featuring icons like Janet Jackson and Whitney Houston, and offer our hottest NFL Week 3 predictions that might actually help your fantasy team. Our chemistry as hosts shines through as we navigate these topics with humor, heart, and zero filter.
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Speaker 2:Uh, I can see you in the car right now just singing your lungs out or sitting in the office. Go ahead and sing your lungs out in the office. See what happens.
Speaker 4:You might get a promotion. Do it louder, well, you might get a promotion. Do it louder, well, you might get fired. Don't listen to me. Listen to your body, listen to what you want to do. Anything, anything, anything. You want Woo Sing it.
Speaker 2:All right, stop singing. I know you probably just singing in the car like.
Speaker 5:I can't believe he just cut the music off.
Speaker 2:I just told him to sing it. How did?
Speaker 1:you know, that's what I sounded like I know, I can't believe.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, I can't believe.
Speaker 2:Hello everyone, welcome back to Table for Three Season two. Thank you for joining us and coming back to us and putting up with our fuckery, yours, your fuckery, and then yeah, well, everybody's Cause if y'all Engage in my fuckery, yours, your fuckery, and then yeah, well, everybody's. Because if y'all, no, if y'all engage in my fuckery, then y'all the re's we don't, we don't engage though Y'all don't.
Speaker 1:You sure? Yeah, consider this a psychiatrist and a psychologist, and you are the patient For both.
Speaker 3:I never give a fuck.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck. Why did it sound like a chipmunk?
Speaker 2:So, yes, thank you for coming back and not canceling us. We haven't yet been canceled.
Speaker 3:If God ain't canceled us.
Speaker 2:We are blessed. So, guys, how was your week, weekend, couple days, last couple days? Friday, saturday, what's going on with y'all? How y'all doing. I'm really good, I'm tired. Why are you so tired, you pregnant?
Speaker 1:Hell, no. Congratulations that forehead probably.
Speaker 2:Oh my, it didn't just pop. Okay, I'm sorry. God Love you, Nene. Oh my, it didn't just pop.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm sorry. God Love you Nene. Oh wow.
Speaker 2:No, why are you so tired, for real, I ain't talking to you, okay.
Speaker 1:Try and ask her why she's so tired. I am tired too. Why are you so tired? You see, yeah.
Speaker 2:Why are y'all so?
Speaker 1:tired. We've been running through people's minds all day.
Speaker 3:Oh, why are y'all so tight?
Speaker 2:We've been running through people's minds all day, oh really, and it is tiring.
Speaker 3:Okay y'all want to expound? No, we'll let your imagination do the work.
Speaker 2:It could be anybody.
Speaker 1:It was a long weekend, weekend or week Weekend. The week or week Weekend, the week actually for me went by. I don't feel like the week was long. No, that shit dragged. For me I feel like the week was.
Speaker 2:Just a normal 40-hour work week.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it dragged for me, even though I worked my ass off. This is a busy ass week.
Speaker 1:So now did it start dragging when you worked your ass off, or?
Speaker 3:Well, I would have to have one first.
Speaker 2:So you was just dragging your back.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Dragging your back off. Watch the back thigh meat. Okay enough about me. Okay, the thigh meat the back about me. Okay, the thigh meat the back.
Speaker 3:You still going.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry. Do you wear long sleeve panties?
Speaker 2:What a turtleneck top. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:The mental picture was even wilder.
Speaker 2:Okay, you imagine it too right.
Speaker 3:You stupid.
Speaker 2:They used to be called pantyhose. Right, Anybody still wear those.
Speaker 3:Yes, for real. Yeah, my mother still wear them, damn things, jeez. I still wear them to church With a church hat Little fan First lady.
Speaker 1:My prayer blanket over my knees With the gloves, with the gloves, jeez.
Speaker 3:I'm on Ursa, them Ursa's is me, a lot of them is me.
Speaker 1:They just you know, what I think it is is that they have to get up so early in the morning to guide people where to go. Yeah, and they got to be there before everybody else get there. Make sure everything is set, cause they gotta pass out them.
Speaker 3:Fins Guard the door the little pin plates they don't have time to shave their legs. They wear. They wear pin heels.
Speaker 2:That's why you saying they wear them Cause they get up so early.
Speaker 3:But no.
Speaker 2:Wait, am I?
Speaker 3:No, we said, they mean I passed the Okay I said they be mean. Oh, okay that I said they be mean.
Speaker 2:That's why I'm thinking like why he just went straight to hairy legs. I'm trying to figure out what y'all was talking about, Like why y'all talking about getting up so early for a pantyhose?
Speaker 3:How you? Missed the whole first part of the conversation. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:Welcome to the table.
Speaker 5:Hey.
Speaker 3:Hi guys, I'm Mr. I am that woman.
Speaker 1:Nini, and I am your friendly neighborhood. Pronoun Sean Anthony.
Speaker 3:And those are fishnet pantyhose that he wears, fishnet those are the ones you wear with, like the black heels. First of all, we're not talking about men.
Speaker 2:I know you not talking about me, you stay off of me. I was asking if those are the ones you wear with the black heels, the fishnet.
Speaker 3:You wear them with whatever heels.
Speaker 2:But those are the raunchy ones, right? Not the raunchy With the big ass holes in them.
Speaker 3:Some of them are small holes.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to figure out. I don't know.
Speaker 1:They got big holes. It's been used.
Speaker 2:So you threw away a lot of big hoses.
Speaker 1:Whoa Damn All right.
Speaker 2:It wasn't that serious guys, Come on. Come on guys. How was your week? It was dragging. No, seriously, it was dragging because it was, it was my down weeks don't even explain it, just go on it was.
Speaker 2:So all my reports was done the week prior to close out the month. So we usually, once we close out the month, it goes to the higher up management and then we don't really have too much to do until the reports are ready again. So so we usually, once we close out the month, it goes to the higher up management and then we don't really have too much to do until the reports are ready again. So this week is really a week to kind of just do whatever is available to do.
Speaker 1:So y'all should just be part-time.
Speaker 2:No, because I still got shit to do. He's like you, filthy bitch.
Speaker 3:Putting that shit out there in the air.
Speaker 1:He's like now I got to justify my job.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, I still get emails from the like the chief, the assistant chief and the management to run reports, certain reports for, like legal or stuff like that. So they want to see certain type of numbers and I've I've became the go-to guy for those things now because the the person I used to do it, just got promoted and I just applied actually for the position I've been looking to apply for. They just released the position, oh really, so I just applied for that. So if they're, if I am going to be doing reports, I would rather do it and then in the new position, so you would no longer be the go-to guy?
Speaker 2:no, I would be, you would be officially those, because I'm the go-to guy. Those reports usually go to the that position okay. So I don't want to be doing that stuff if I'm not that in that position. So I'd rather get that job for you, saying you're working out your class, yeah, yeah, pretty much gotcha. So hey, good for you, good luck yeah you know I try my best, but other than that my weekend's been going fine. My son had started college.
Speaker 3:Oh, congratulations.
Speaker 2:He started college and I feel like he needs to go to college. Let me explain. He lives on a dorm right and I'm like all right, I want him to. Lives on a dorm right and I'm like all right, I want him to live on a dorm. I want him to kind of figure out Does he ever?
Speaker 1:go in the dorm or no? He lives on the dorm, oh no.
Speaker 2:Oh no, he lives on campus. My bad, yeah, I misspoke. Like he a bum on the fucking lawn where they play fucking volleyball and shit.
Speaker 4:Like move nigga.
Speaker 1:They be playing hacky sack around there.
Speaker 2:Like guys move, my stuff is here, no. So he lives on campus in a dorm and it's pretty the school. This is a pretty decent-sized dorm. I've seen some very small dorms. This is a decent size. Bet you have um. So you know, it's been three weeks now, but it's like I'm like I go live and make decisions, make good decisions, make bad ones and learn from them. Like just go and and be you, and every weekend he finds himself coming home yeah, yeah, so like wash laundry or like yeah, wash laundry, uh, it's football season so he wants to watch football with me and stuff like that, okay.
Speaker 2:And then it's like he's just coming chill and I gotta. Now I find myself driving back and forth all the way every weekend to his college. Yeah, and I didn't want to do that. So I'm like stay your ass up there next weekend. And he's here again this weekend, so hopefully he's his basketball season. It's his first year. Yeah, I figured that. So like, I think it's. I think it's good for him. Only because it's like if he even have the inkling of feeling homesick, he knows he could come home and during the weekend he's not too far he's right, he's close.
Speaker 2:Yeah, still maintain that connection so he'll spend his week out there and then come friday he's like I, I have enough being out here, let me go home. To something I'm, you know, used to. I'm hoping to the fact like when basketball season starts, he has to be out there because he has practice on the weekends and stuff like that. So I think I this is just a good step for him to be like all right, I can do this seven days a week now Because he's going to have to. Yeah, he's going to have to. So I'm kind of proud of him. He's walking everywhere there. I'm not too comfortable with him walking in the new city where he's at, but he's finding it fine.
Speaker 2:He takes pictures of the random shit he sees on the street. I actually, matter of fact, I got a story about that. I went to pick him up the other day. Right and right right before you get to his campus, in the dead middle of the street, is two carcassian carcassian car car car. Caucasian caw ca. The carcass, the carcass. Go on with your story. Caucasian Two Caucasian women were fighting in the middle of the street.
Speaker 1:I'm waiting for them to say Caucasian one more time?
Speaker 3:Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2:Over fried chicken. It was spilt fried chicken on the ground, A black bowl with the chicken. Over fried chicken. It was spilt fried chicken on the ground. A black bowl with the chicken came out of, and one girl was just beating the crap out of the other girl in the middle of the street and I stopped right in front of my car too. So I'm like don't hit my car.
Speaker 1:And I drove over. You know, I think just the picture of that in my head is like two white women fighting around a black bowl. That's funny, that is crazy.
Speaker 2:Oh and fried chicken spread everywhere.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's crazy the symbolism of that is crazy.
Speaker 3:You just needed a watermelon slice and a cup of red Kool-Aid.
Speaker 2:Amongst all the other pictures my son sends me when he walks out.
Speaker 1:Wait, so he got a picture of that.
Speaker 2:No, no, that's something I seen when I was going to pick him up. Okay, so I didn't think of recording this shit because I was like I can't believe this is happening right now, like what. I found it funny as hell, but I don't, I'm not going to try to.
Speaker 1:They probably had like a chicken off competition for a man. The area wasn't who makes the best fried chicken.
Speaker 2:And the funny thing is a Puerto Rican dude came and got them and split them up. Really, I think he took the chicken.
Speaker 1:They always come and save the day though.
Speaker 2:But see, okay, they used to come for you, nene, right, all the time for Nene, anyway. But here's the thing, here's the thing, right. So I drive and pick him up, and it's not too far from the campus, right there. So on my way back now it was spilled chicken all over the street. I come back, the bowl is there, the chicken is gone, like I would think that the chicken would stay because it's on the ground, a filthy-ass ground. It's a main road too, so there's a lot of—.
Speaker 1:Unless animals came and ate it.
Speaker 2:Oh hell, no, it's too many people. Oh, it's some many people. Oh, what's the minimum? All right, so yeah, so the bowl was there, the women's gone and the chicken's gone. I I lost it. I lost it because I was telling my son about it. I was like it was right here, the chicken should be all over the place they didn't go to school in ethiopia hi, I'm white lady, we lose chicken all the time and our other whites fight each other not other way what what are you talking about?
Speaker 2:anyway, I'll just, I'll just follow, okay, is this the fuck are y'all talking about? I'm sorry. Okay, is this the fucking Y'all talking about? I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:He's like you know what, bring the other whites in, like what he just got whites around him yeah. He's got a selection of whites.
Speaker 2:The ones that fight For chicken apparently.
Speaker 1:And the one that leaves bulls.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh my god. Anyway, I thought that was a hilarious story Anyway.
Speaker 1:I do understand him coming home thing on the weekends. Yeah yeah, when I first went to college I actually did the same thing, oh yeah, and commuted back and forth and it was actually a longer drive than where your son coming from. It was because I had a job still at home, part-time, and so I came home and worked on the weekends, okay, but I had money, um, in my pocket that makes sense.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it was also still kind of like but did you drive a little? Were you driving at it? To I wrote um, it was a little difficult to you know. It took a little while to break that connection of the security of home yeah you know? No, I'm like, I got right, I gotta write you got, you got written or you gotta write.
Speaker 2:No well, yeah, it makes sense. Scarred book too yeah, it makes sense. I'm not knocking him for it. Him for it because I'm happy that he decides to do that One, because he gets home and then to try to understand the curriculum and work, he kind of comes and explains like hey, I got this, can you help? He never did this shit in high school, so it's like what the fuck? I'm enjoying every second of it?
Speaker 1:Do he grab you by?
Speaker 2:the back of the neck and be like Johnny had two apples, why would he grab me?
Speaker 3:Like I know how to count.
Speaker 2:I'm like a horse.
Speaker 5:But yeah, I'm enjoying it so far, but yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm enjoying it so far, but I'd rather him. I can't wait till he like stays there and kind of and don't come back. Yeah, I just, I just want like at least two weeks for him.
Speaker 3:You're gonna miss him when that happens, but then he'll come back. He'll be like so you want me to come up there, yeah for real like nah, I'll stay here, but then he'll come back. He'll be like so you want me to come up there? Yeah, for real. Like nah, stay your ass out.
Speaker 2:Hold that. So another thing I found out is he's on campus, he's in his dorm, he's supposed to have a meal plan, but he doesn't have a meal plan. So for the three weeks he was out there, he was starving. I don't think he was eating.
Speaker 1:Oh my.
Speaker 2:God, and I'm like what the fuck? And so I'm pissed. But they send him an email and here's the problem with my son he don't read. He see the email but he won't open the email. He'll see the tagline and all that stuff and he'll probably open the email but don't really go through it properly and it and it's like they sent him important information for the meal plan and he didn't get to it. So hopefully Monday he'll get to it. So yeah, that's about his college. So what's going on in the world? I don't know what the hell happened there, but alright, so what's happening?
Speaker 3:Well, since we're on the topic of college, did y'all hear?
Speaker 2:about the student adult? I can't hear you at all. Are you talking to Mike? Oh, there you go at Delta State. I can't hear you at all. Are you talking to Mike? Oh, there you go. Yeah, I couldn't hear you.
Speaker 3:Did y'all hear about the student at Delta State University they found hanging From a tree on campus.
Speaker 2:Yes, I did hear about that. I didn't see a lot of outrage On that either. Like what the fuck? I would have never known about it If I wasn't see a lot of outrage on that either. Like what the fuck.
Speaker 3:I would have never known about it if I wasn't scrolling on social media. To be honest with you, yeah, so for those who don't know, 21-year-old Damar Travion, that's the name. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2:Damar Travion.
Speaker 3:Yeah, a black male student from Grenada, mississippi Delta State University Police Chief Mike Peeler said Reed was discovered around 7 am on September 15, hanging from a tree in the central part of campus near the pickleball courts.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 3:What Black people don't play pickleball?
Speaker 2:Right next to the pickleball courts. You ever play pickleball right next to the pickleball courts you ever play pickleball it's like a small version of tennis, right with a wooden paddle.
Speaker 5:It is, isn't it?
Speaker 3:well, anyway, oh okay, um. So peeler the police chief, he state that there was no foul play, suspected bullshit. But the family? They demand some answers.
Speaker 2:Um, because that's crazy if you know your son and you know well you never really know for sure, but like, and you know well you never really know for sure, but like, if it's not in his character to do that, then yeah, I can see why they would want an investigation, like yo. That's normally For the fact that this went so under the radar is mind-boggling to me. But it's like in the midst of all this other shit as well, it's like, and the area that they are in, where is it like? Delta? Mississippi.
Speaker 1:It's in mississippi, mississippi what's crazy, though, is that the police originally said that he told the family he was found dead in his dorm room oh, so why would you tell him that? And then it was discovered that he was hung from the tree so it was another trayvon martin type thing and then it was like okay, and then the injuries that he had, like he had like um well, like broken legs and stuff like that or whatever, and it's like oh it just didn't coincide, just don't so they try to cover it up by hanging him, but they're ruling it a suicide.
Speaker 2:No, that's bullshit.
Speaker 3:Just like they ruled, the other boy rolled up in the damn mat a suicide.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's bullshit how he rolled himself in the mat.
Speaker 3:But they figured. They found out when they did what the autopsy that he was. But he had blunt force trauma in the back of the head.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's kind of wild and it's so blatant, very, that none of this adds up and everybody's just like, oh yeah, that's believable.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not the story I want to hear after talking about my son going to college, but okay.
Speaker 1:He can be like you, can't walk around no more.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't like it. He just told me he goes to the basketball gym, which is a couple like it's not close to the campus, and you gotta walk through the, the city, well, the neighborhood, to get to the, to the gym, and it's like 7 or 8 o'clock at night. So I'm like I don't like it.
Speaker 1:You have to be extremely cautious these days. Yeah, very keep your head on the swivel. You can't be. You know lollygagging, and just you know.
Speaker 2:He has friends that drive, so I don't worry, but you also can't hinder yourself from doing stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, true Very true Out of fear.
Speaker 3:Very true, you just have to really do be aware of your surroundings and the people you hang with, just yeah.
Speaker 1:Just don't let him go down that street with the chicken. Yeah, unless he don't got his meal plan that week.
Speaker 2:No, he goes down that street every day. Okay so, but he eats? I'm not sure he eats, but you know it's hard to hear about um, um, what's his name again? Um, dt.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dt.
Speaker 2:Yeah, DT no.
Speaker 1:What's his first name?
Speaker 3:I've been trying to get past it. You go ahead and you pronounce it yourself.
Speaker 2:Wait, that's his first name. You know what? Demar Travion. Give me my phone back, yo. Wait, that's his first name. You know what DeMar Travion?
Speaker 3:Give me my phone back.
Speaker 2:Yo wait, that's his first name DeMar Travion. His first name is DeMar Travion. What is his last name Give?
Speaker 3:me that it's Reed. Give me that.
Speaker 2:Last name is Reed. Yo Four letters for his last name. That Last name is Reed.
Speaker 1:No Four letters for his last name and his first name is Well, he didn't pick his last name.
Speaker 3:He didn't pick his name at all. The Mar Travion Thoughts and prayers. I hope that family get the truth.
Speaker 1:And justice. I believe he goes by Trey D-Trey.
Speaker 2:I said T goes by Trey D-Trey.
Speaker 1:I said, trey, how do you get a D in there?
Speaker 2:Because it's DeMar Trevion.
Speaker 1:I was trying to put a D in there.
Speaker 2:You always have a D in there DeMar Trevion, that is. That is. That is something.
Speaker 3:She's so fucking special. Wait, do this, remember his name.
Speaker 1:When you say it right.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's DeMar Trivian. Yes, yeah, demar Trivian, I've been saying it.
Speaker 3:Say it one more time DeMar Trivian. But you gotta say it's almost like no, you don't have to.
Speaker 2:It's like you can't break it apart because it's like that space after DeMar is like DeMar Travian. You got to say it like that.
Speaker 1:I think that's probably why he go by Trey, because he knows it's probably a little difficult.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah yeah, I'll go by it now.
Speaker 1:But the family is looking to have their own autopsy they should To determine.
Speaker 2:And I hope they catch the real people who did it, because I know I think the cops are involved.
Speaker 1:The cops been involved.
Speaker 2:I think they know I'm saying like oh, you mean like?
Speaker 1:Like in his death. I think they're Immediately. What is wrong? We just go for four. Oh my God, I'm just saying so interesting story.
Speaker 2:What's wrong with you? What's happening?
Speaker 1:It seems that with Americans we are currently in a sex recession, so it looks like there's a study that shows there's a new record. Low that, and I mean.
Speaker 3:Did you say ain't nobody in America getting busy?
Speaker 2:Shit expensive.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't. Not only is the nation's economy going through a recession, Sex is expensive.
Speaker 2:How? Because whatever comes after it, you got the shit coming out of the pocket, get out of here.
Speaker 1:So the study is led by the Institute for Family Studies and they say that Americans are having even less sex than they did during the COVID-19 pandemic, which, during COVID-19, everybody was quarantined, they had nothing but time to have sex.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they don't sex themselves on out.
Speaker 1:They don't sex themselves on out. For decades, sociologists and psychologists have been concerned about the downward shift in sexual activity.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because ain't nobody got no dopamine. That's why everybody run around here mad as fuck.
Speaker 1:And the report that they from the research study is called the Sex Recession and they reviewed the data on sex and intercourse. So you're saying they need dope In the latest? General social survey by the University of Chicago.
Speaker 3:I'm just ignoring you.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to keep going. And the research found that only 37% of people aged 18 to 64 reported having sex at least once a week.
Speaker 2:That is a range 18s, only having sex once a week 37% of the people that they that range. They don't get no butt.
Speaker 1:They don't know how to get butt. This number is down from 55%. 18s should be fucking like a jackrabbit. Why are you? I'm just saying like, why do they have to be fucking because they're 18? I mean, it's like they should be thinking about their studies and fucking.
Speaker 3:Not in this day and age.
Speaker 2:Like a jack rabbit.
Speaker 3:No that's why we have the problems we have out there now.
Speaker 2:Why? Because they fucking like jack rabbits. Yeah, that's what they do. Learn about themselves, want to be free. Go to school.
Speaker 3:Out here living like Magic Johnson.
Speaker 1:So nearly a quarter Of the people aged 18 to 29, or 24% of them.
Speaker 4:Said that they had not had sex in the past year.
Speaker 1:This number is twice as many as reported in 2010. And the decline in sex with young people is attributed to the stunted social skills. They don't know how to talk to each other and the rise in internet pornography God damn, is that an all-time high.
Speaker 3:That's weird, though, like you would rather Watch porn. Than actually have physical touch.
Speaker 1:Yes, if you just go back to what you just said About the Magic Johnson, well, that's true.
Speaker 3:I can understand that part, yeah, but I mean, like some people, not even. That's not even their reasoning.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cause some people just don't like people.
Speaker 2:That's so weird. That's so weird how people just don't like people.
Speaker 3:Have you met people Right?
Speaker 2:You can always find one person that you can connect with and have sex with A person don't have to be people.
Speaker 3:Well, you just said go, fuck like a jackrabbit.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:One person.
Speaker 2:You can fuck like a jackrabbit with one person. I wasn't saying fucking like everybody. You see.
Speaker 1:Here comes Peter Cotton Right.
Speaker 2:That's the song you sung. You got to fuck like a jackrabbit. I don't know. Jack you on a rabbit.
Speaker 1:Get out of my life.
Speaker 2:What about you, nene? What were you doing at 18?
Speaker 3:Who? What was I doing? At 18, I said Nene.
Speaker 1:I know?
Speaker 3:Oh, he said who, like he doing who? You said what was you doing? He said who? Oh, that went over your head, it did.
Speaker 1:It went way over his head.
Speaker 2:Is that many people?
Speaker 3:Don't fucking play with me. Why he say who? Because he being funny.
Speaker 2:So you don't yell at me, because he say who? Because he being funny.
Speaker 3:So you don't yell at me, because he say who I'm not yelling.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, who you doing at 18?
Speaker 3:I was in school.
Speaker 2:Were you fucking like a jackrabbit? I sure wasn't.
Speaker 3:I was pregnant. So, yeah, no, not before 18. What about?
Speaker 1:you, sean. I was learning my studies, preparing myself. What anatomy? No, I was in college At 18? Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:Why is that surprising?
Speaker 2:It's not because my son is in college at 18. I'm the dumbass who went to school how they go to college right after high school, so that number surprised me.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, you can do that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I graduated at 17.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But no, I wasn't. I didn't lose my virtue until the prime age of-.
Speaker 5:Seventh grade.
Speaker 1:That's horrible. That's absolutely horrible. Seventh Is it? No, weren't you seven?
Speaker 2:Was it nine, seven? I had my first kiss at two. No, I wasn't. I wasn't. I don't know what grade I was in. It was like I was in camp connery. I don't even know when you go to camp I was. I had to be like nine, ten or eleven was it with a person?
Speaker 2:yes, yeah, it was a female person no, you know how like people um like you know, I didn't know how to kiss, so I asked my best friend like how do you? Like? How do you dunk this? Like how do you? How are you supposed to do that?
Speaker 3:And he showed you.
Speaker 2:No, no, he just said. He said. He said when you kiss, just stick your tongue in there, and I was like okay, so you kissed.
Speaker 3:it was just like oh, my God.
Speaker 1:And then y'all turned into smart rabbits. Hold up hold up.
Speaker 2:It was regular pecs and shit.
Speaker 1:It was your best friend who was French, kissing no.
Speaker 2:I know that came out crazy Jack Rabbit and McGill but I didn't know how to kiss a girl, so when I kissed her, I was waiting for you to ask me that question.
Speaker 1:So when he came to teach you, he had the fishnet stock.
Speaker 2:No, he just the fishnet, the fish. With the leather shorts and he's like he was supposed to do it like this no, he was just like just stick your tongue in there when you kiss her, and I was like all right, cool. So I did what you just did, that's nasty, just like Ew.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God. She didn't know how to do it either so I was like alright cool, so y'all just Yo.
Speaker 1:My stomach just turned.
Speaker 2:It was so much saliva, it was crazy.
Speaker 3:He added that for extra. That, you nasty bitch.
Speaker 2:What was her name? Bob.
Speaker 3:Nobody cares, oh no.
Speaker 2:She had braces like me. No, actually Did they get caught? No, no, that wasn't my first kiss, my first kiss, what movie was that where the braces came?
Speaker 3:Was that Poltergeist?
Speaker 2:Poltergeist. Yeah, it was Cam Connery. I know who it is. I know who it is.
Speaker 1:But anyway, it was somebody's mother. It was somebody's mother Unbelievable, she was 55.
Speaker 2:Prime age of 38.
Speaker 1:No, sir there you go All right. What's next? Prime age of 38.
Speaker 3:No sir hey yo All right. What's next? So a morgue worker stole human testicles from corpses? You said morgue, that's what I said. I said morgue worker stole human testicles from corpses to help her win homicide. I meant homicide. Basically homemade spaghetti sauce contest. Basically Homemade spaghetti sauce contest.
Speaker 2:You got homicide out of homemade.
Speaker 3:That's what we focused on. One you been messing up all.
Speaker 2:Wait, this whole show. So she stole niggas balls.
Speaker 3:She was stealing testicles To put in her spaghetti sauce To win the homemade spaghetti sauce contest.
Speaker 1:Meatballs.
Speaker 2:Did she win?
Speaker 3:She didn't make it. She didn't make it. I just thought that was interesting. Did she go to jail?
Speaker 2:First of all, how do people find that out? They stumbled into, like yo, why you cut a man balls off?
Speaker 3:I think she got caught stealing the testicles, Because if somebody found out by eating the spaghetti, it'd be like these is real balls.
Speaker 2:I know who would figure that out pretty fast.
Speaker 1:But why? Who? Where was this at? It didn't say why would somebody say Probably Arkansas they having a cook-off. Let me go get these balls, Like of course.
Speaker 4:Of, course, people doing white things, that's white.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, you know what. And I bet she tried to justify it too, like that chick from Unknown Number, that chick who?
Speaker 3:Oh my God, the catfish shit. Yeah, that bitch. Did you see that Sean?
Speaker 1:What the Unknown?
Speaker 3:Catfish, the Unknown Number Catfish. You ain't see that oh my God.
Speaker 2:So what we're going to do is we're going to get a reaction. We should film his reaction. You got to watch that. We're going to film your reaction. This is like a documentary. Yes, and I can't wait to see your reaction when you find out who it is.
Speaker 3:He probably already know, everybody been putting up all these freaking memes all over the place, but we want to do a reaction.
Speaker 2:I want to see yours.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you definitely got to see that.
Speaker 2:Who thinks of testicles as the greatest meatball?
Speaker 3:to put in there. Yeah, that's to me what do you think what?
Speaker 1:I'm just asking you what you think. What do you think? Mine would have had Italian sausage.
Speaker 2:You got to take that little skin off oh my God, stop it. No, bro, Italian sausage got the little the casing yeah the casing. You got to strip the casing out.
Speaker 3:Squeeze the. That's disgusting, yeah, you were just.
Speaker 2:That's Italian sausages. So anyways you use any other type of sauce.
Speaker 1:There is a 36-year-old South Carolina prison employee named Sharon Elizabeth Smith. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:This was Illinois, by the way, illinois, illinois, and she was an assistant. She's a morgue assistant. This was Illinois, by the way, illinois, illinois, and she was an assistant. She's a morgue assistant. Chicago, illinois, or no, williamson County, carterville, sorry, carterville, illinois, carterville.
Speaker 2:Sounds like a place. It sounds like a place they make sauce.
Speaker 5:You know what?
Speaker 3:Continue I finished.
Speaker 2:So I'm the only one going to get canceled. That's fine.
Speaker 1:That's fine. Back to you in the studio, sean so 28, I mean 28. See, y'all got me all over the place. 36-year-old Sharon Elizabeth Smith that works at Lee Correctional Institute in Columbia, south Carolina, was taken into custody on September 10th.
Speaker 2:Oh no.
Speaker 1:Sharon, know sharon. So authorities say that evidently her and a a ring of people, a ring were sneaking grills you know the teeth jewelry, okay, um, into the facilities and I don't know like why.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry she's a CEO or?
Speaker 1:something. No, she was a canteen manager. I don't know what that is. The water I was about to say like she's like the water boy for the prison, she walked around and gave out water.
Speaker 3:I mean Canteen Can you have that in prison, not up here. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2:I don't either Take this grill in prison, not up here.
Speaker 1:Hey, yo, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2:Take this grill with your water bitch.
Speaker 3:I'm about to look that up. What the hell is a canteen manager?
Speaker 1:Canteen is what holds the water, so she's handing out empty canisters, what do they go like to a trough and like they canteen with water. I'm here in South Carolina.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you right. Okay, I got it. A canteen manager oversees the daily operations of a food service facility managing staff, overseeing food preparation and service, maintaining inventory and budgets, ensuring food safety and hygiene and managing customer satisfaction. Okay, that is what a canteen manager?
Speaker 1:is that makes a little more sense. Customer satisfaction is what they get her just walking around the facility.
Speaker 3:But like what are y'all doing with grills inside. Sean making tiktoks, probably because in like is she selling them to them she's renting them out, that's true she has to be selling them, because why would you be that stupid to do something if you're not making a good profit off of it?
Speaker 1:right, but they don't say why. In the story no.
Speaker 2:Is she?
Speaker 1:arrested. Yeah, and they found $2,500 worth of merchandise in her car $2,500. But I don't understand the reason behind smuggling in grills.
Speaker 3:She probably did some dumb shit and it may probably blackmailed her ass and was like you had to do this. Well, I'm telling, but you lost your job anyway. You might as well just took it.
Speaker 1:You could have did better or maybe they was having like a a theme party night and it was doing like a photo shoot and they all wanted like grills for the photos. But you see what she look like.
Speaker 5:Oh, please tell me the picture.
Speaker 2:She look so innocent.
Speaker 1:Let me see her.
Speaker 2:Aw, she look so cute. She like she didn't mean to do it.
Speaker 1:I know she look terrified in that picture.
Speaker 3:She do, they beat her. You know, they beat her.
Speaker 1:So she, but she was immediately terminated. Yeah, I would hope so Of course I would hope so.
Speaker 3:She's going to jail.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's going. What? That's a felony.
Speaker 3:She's going to jail.
Speaker 2:Oh, she's going to jail. What you thought I said I thought she was like she's going down or something.
Speaker 3:That wasn't even nowhere near I know, it's just.
Speaker 2:I thought you said something, leave me alone. No, I just thought she said something different.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, she's definitely going down, because that's smuggling contraband. She should have stuck to the canteens.
Speaker 2:Jeez that she's used to the canteens Jeez.
Speaker 3:That she's used to. Oh, so I wanted to give everybody another update from last week's episode. Update me D4VD. Actually name is David. First of all, his name is Divizu.
Speaker 2:D4DVD it's David, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 3:And he's a singer and they identified the body in that car that he owned.
Speaker 1:Is that the?
Speaker 3:missing girlfriend thing. The girl was 15. And how old was he? I don't know. It didn't say how old he was, but they have, they know each other. Oh, they have like footage of them doing like lives and everything Okay. So this is going to be a very interesting.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is the one. The body was in his car, Mm-hmm that he lost His previously owned car.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, the Tesla right.
Speaker 5:Yes, the Tesla. Yeah, David did it.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm. Wow. Well, I don't know if he did it, but that's very.
Speaker 1:Neuter had to be a connection.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, had to be.
Speaker 3:But damn 15. Wow, Wow.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. That's really sad. Yeah, I'm glad that they're VD. You got to do better.
Speaker 2:He's done for.
Speaker 1:I'm glad. I'm glad that they are what's wrong guys. Coming closer in their investigation To find some real answers?
Speaker 3:Yeah, they need to do the same thing for that boy hung at that university.
Speaker 1:Who's hung?
Speaker 3:What? The boy that was hung at the university.
Speaker 1:Oh, I thought his name was hung.
Speaker 2:No, I thought, you was talking about was almost different I'm not talking, no more.
Speaker 3:I'm sick of y'all. We're done.
Speaker 2:Next topic the boy that was hanging from the tree in the campus. Right, that's what you was talking about.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, you know all I said was he was hung from the tree no, you didn't say tree, you just was hung.
Speaker 1:No, she didn't even say that she said they need to do the same thing For the boy that was hung, for that boy hung. The boy hung. That's what you said. What's his first?
Speaker 5:name.
Speaker 1:That's why I was like oh, his name hung.
Speaker 2:First name is Peter Peter Hung.
Speaker 3:Yo get out of here no. Go to bed. So, Peter Hung, Yo get out of here no.
Speaker 1:Go to bed so.
Speaker 2:If there is a Peter Hung out there, let us know.
Speaker 1:You know what? Don't let us know. Well, a Peter that's hung. Don't let us know. You wouldn't want to know that. Yes, why would I want to know that? Okay, let's go Anyways. So in Michigan, hey, michigan, we have a woman by the name of Talia, and I'm not going to pronounce her last name. Oh, let me see it. I'm just going to call her Talia T. Talia T, she is facing 10 years. That's her last name 10. 10 years.
Speaker 2:For buying food with her food stamp card and then selling the goods for profit. Wait, since when is that a crime? Listen, wait what. She bought the damn food with her EBT.
Speaker 1:The state said we bought it. They issued a whole warrant for this woman. She's 32. 10 years, though that's stupid. She's charged with food stamp fraud.
Speaker 2:How she bought the food, what she do with the food.
Speaker 1:it should be none of their concern. They saying the food is for your consumption and not for you to profit from it. How do they know it's not? You're going to buy it back and eat it.
Speaker 2:How do you know it's not for her.
Speaker 1:She's not consuming it you know what I mean, because she sold it.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, they don't even know the ones that she sold. Like what? They gonna check her receipt how they find out? Like how, how did you find out About something like that One thing about this.
Speaker 3:Somebody snitched, of course, somebody was mad.
Speaker 2:Like, oh, they couldn't buy it Off of her.
Speaker 3:Or her food was good and they was hating that she was making it's a rival.
Speaker 1:It's probably a rival.
Speaker 3:Making money.
Speaker 1:A rival baker, yeah man.
Speaker 5:Bake off.
Speaker 1:Evidently this is. She has a business, yeah, and she's using the food stamps to purchase the food.
Speaker 3:Which that is the fraud part right there, because she's probably not even reporting her income. You can't do that Because she'd probably make a good amount for not even to get food stamps.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 1:I think they should just make her pay it back, Like really.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because a 10-year felony is crazy. That's unnecessary People. That that done worse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's wild, I don't get it. I get it, I understand. That's the world we in right now. Jeez, do better. Sorry, talia.
Speaker 3:And they find out I have $250,000. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:I think all of that is excessive. I wonder what would happen if she used her WIC checks.
Speaker 2:That's excessive, man. What you going to do with that cheese, bro, and that cereal Yoplait yogurt?
Speaker 5:Not Yoplait 2% milk.
Speaker 1:You real specific?
Speaker 2:Ain't that what they get on their WIC checks? I don't know, they get. Yoplait you real, specific.
Speaker 3:Ain't that what they get on their witcher I?
Speaker 1:don't know, they get your play yogurt I don't know, I don't know naming dairy products.
Speaker 2:I was like, wow, that's specific I have no clue.
Speaker 3:I'm about to be like you still get wick checks, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Do they still actually make wick checks?
Speaker 3:I have no idea, hmm.
Speaker 1:I wonder if they've advanced to now having a card like the food stamp card, Because food stamps used to be paper bills.
Speaker 2:I doubt it.
Speaker 3:Why are you looking at me?
Speaker 1:I have no focus.
Speaker 3:Because you seem like you was very much. I know you was very, very, very informational.
Speaker 2:What? Just naming off dairy?
Speaker 1:products, but you was going to brands. Yeah, you was very, very, very informational, yeah.
Speaker 3:What? Just naming off dairy products. But you was going to brands. Yeah, you was. Yeah, he was like, you know that Carvel.
Speaker 1:I just said Yoplait, it was like that oil of Olay, just for me Exactly.
Speaker 3:See that Planet Earth oat milk, y'all know.
Speaker 2:Nope, planet Earth. Huh, explain how they get oat milk.
Speaker 3:Like what is oat milk? They soak the oats in water.
Speaker 1:It's not like actual milk.
Speaker 2:Right. So you got dyed water and they call it milk Died Like not dyed, but like they just take the oat.
Speaker 3:They pretty much just strain in oats. That sounds so funny, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:It's not really milk, then it's just watered down oats.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Ew.
Speaker 3:It ain't no different than when you drink the, when you have the oatmeal, and it's that the water.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't drink that though.
Speaker 3:If you eat in the oatmeal, you technically I don't really eat oatmeal either.
Speaker 1:Oh, have you ever had almond milk?
Speaker 2:No, how do they get milk out of an almond?
Speaker 1:I just knew you had nut juice, nut juice.
Speaker 5:What the snort was crazy, but nut milk bro, jesus christ
Speaker 3:oh, you get all my nerves.
Speaker 1:His setup was so well, no, because it's like almonds aren't sitting around being pumped to make almond milk.
Speaker 2:I just don't know the process. I want to know the process of it.
Speaker 3:I don't know why I pictured him getting pumped.
Speaker 2:Little almond titties getting pumped.
Speaker 3:We are ridiculous.
Speaker 1:Can we talk about Jimmy Kimmel? Yes, please.
Speaker 2:Bring him back, please.
Speaker 1:Let's talk about it Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
Speaker 3:Did you hear what he said he? Didn't even say nothing, remotely close he hasn't said anything different over the years that this man has been on TV. Ain't no different than when SNL go hard on the whatever president is in office, all of them. This big baby just likes to throw tantrums.
Speaker 1:The thing that gets me is they're trying to make it seem like he said something derogatory against Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 3:And he said nothing about him.
Speaker 2:He said everything about Trump wanting to do fucking construction.
Speaker 3:He's like oh, he's so devastated, what are you about to do? Oh, we're building a new building in White House.
Speaker 2:Hey yo.
Speaker 1:But now they've taken his show off indefinitely, all because pumpkin tits has an issue and I think that's where almond milk is but there is a outcry, oh yeah, absolutely for uh, justice, for um, jimmy, jimmy. And I am so happy just with what I've seen so far, what you seen Everyone is boycotting Disney and ABC. They're canceling their Disney Plus apps, their Hulu apps, their ESPN. People have been canceling their Disney vacations. Yeah, like in support to, because, like their cruises and all that they understand that the only thing that moves these people is their money.
Speaker 1:You have to hit them where it hurts.
Speaker 2:Boy, I wish they did that shit when cancel all that shit.
Speaker 3:But that wasn't us. There's a difference. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1:I mean, look what we did with target. Yeah, they feeling it absolutely yep and disney. Um, put out a thing was like hey, like like wait, wait, wait, don't be so hastyy, we're trying to work on something.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, I was too fast to just be like you know what? Oh, same day Got you. I think it's ridiculous because Like he took a breath and it was like you're done.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So did you guys cancel your Disney?
Speaker 1:Plus. I don't have a Disney Plus subscription.
Speaker 2:Or no.
Speaker 3:No, I got shows to watch, so I'll cancel it after. But you know it's so funny. You know it's so funny because wasn't me and you talking about that? Yes, we was talking about that and I was like you know, certain things happen, Not everybody going to do it Because of and I was just like that. I was like because it's like, I'll cancel it now when my show come back on, I'm going to get it back. But a lot of people do that. But this is different as far as like.
Speaker 2:Damn, they canceled a Disney vacation.
Speaker 3:It's not us, if that makes sense, that's doing this. Yeah, if that makes sense. That's doing this. So I don't know for y'all, but for me I'm like power to y'all, like go ahead, because if we did it it wouldn't have mattered shit. The niggas love Jimmy. We're not going to put a back on him.
Speaker 1:Nobody cares, we're not going to lose any business it is the truth though it is well, and part of that problem is because most of the time there's not enough black people sticking together to make a pop yeah, we can't get out our own way yeah, like this has become huge right like no matter but george floyd, if they would have did George Floyd. If they would have done that, then, look what they tried to do for Colin Kaepernick.
Speaker 3:And people could not stop watching football long enough that's because Colin Kaepernick wasn't full black and that's a big reason why people did not support that man.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't know, because everybody was supposed to start watching football, right, and I was just like man.
Speaker 1:I'm watching football Wild.
Speaker 2:That's the only way to get through winter.
Speaker 3:But listen, what? But listen, if you think about it, it this goes back to the slave days, when it was like, oh, we need to rise up and do stuff. And you have people just like that, like I ain't doing that because you ain't messing up what I got going on and just like when people actually shut up, when we people ask for carcassians.
Speaker 3:When we ask for carcassians, mama, when we ask for Carcassian people to help or be an ally, they are an ally until it affects them. So now they're no longer an ally, because now you're getting my shit fucked up, right, okay, that's pretty much how the world is operating?
Speaker 2:Are we allying ourselves with them over, jimmy?
Speaker 3:You not listening to me when I said that's not us.
Speaker 1:I think for the most part black people are sitting this out. I'm not saying that all black people aren't right taking part in this, but even when it comes to like the protesting and all of that stuff and I'm not saying that I'm not I'm rooting for that but to be quite honest, it's not us black people ain't know who charlie kirk was until he died yeah, seriously that's not something we knew of. Right attention to that man. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3:So it's like the fact that they making it a a issue with black people and it's like we don't even know who that is I showed up then and they still keep trying to like yeah, to ignite something in us, and I, I'm like everybody be quiet, we know, but the fuck we got to do with it. And listen. This is another reason why they canceled Jimmy, though, because he said it perfectly. He said they're trying to make it seem like that this guy wasn't one of them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, they put that whole shit in motion. I believe I think it sure was one of them. It was a plan from the get-hmm. Yeah, they put that whole shit in motion. I believe I think they. It sure was one of them. It was a plan from the get-go. Everything's always a planned out. They wanted him to do that shit, they wanted him to shoot him, and I haven't heard if they found the guy yet.
Speaker 3:No, they got him, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, they did.
Speaker 3:His family turned his ass in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, his family turned him in and he's, and he's, so he's going to jail and all that shit, or we don't know the process I am positive he's about to get part of jail yeah yo, I think they're asking for like a death penalty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guarantee you, before this man leave office, he gonna pardon that boy I don't think so, so I don't think so. I don't think so. It was probably one of his hey, you do this, you do this and I get you out of jail in two years, you're gonna have to serve two years.
Speaker 1:That means sacrifice to himself in order to make a statement yep, just like um what's his name? Um the boy that? Why? The boy that killed the United Health?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh yeah, what's?
Speaker 1:his name.
Speaker 3:Joe. Is it Joe? I thought it was like some Italian or something type of name. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Shut the fuck up. So I really want an interesting up. So I really want an interesting topic, because I really want to talk about this really quick, okay. This His dentures fell out y'all, dame, dame, yes, so the music industry is up in a roar Kehlani. Why the fuck did you do it like that? Because I could. A roar Kehlani and a few other artists are speaking out when you role play you do that, don't you Like?
Speaker 2:act like a lion, A roar.
Speaker 4:What's your T-Rex sound? A roar? No, my t-rex sound is I got a big head and small arms.
Speaker 3:I'm done with the bogey, okay my fuckery right okay good.
Speaker 1:So they, okay, go ahead. So they've been coming out and speaking and discuss about a new AI R&B artist oh God, that has signed a multi-million dollar deal. I said she Like it's a person. They look at it like it's a damn person now at this point, but her music has topped the freaking charts. I think she's like number five or something like that, which is wild to me. I think it's really disrespectful, to be quite honest to the people with real talent.
Speaker 2:The people that ain't paying in the first place to make real music. They're not paying them what they're deserving in the music industry.
Speaker 3:They got to get their money on the road. That's why they allowing this AI shit, because look, they ain't got nobody to pay.
Speaker 2:And artists is again smart and didn't go independent so they can recoup all their money they put in. If they got the money to do that, I don't see why not going independent. But now, if they're going to rectify it with AI, I hope people will be smart enough to know Come on.
Speaker 1:Did you hear the?
Speaker 5:song I did.
Speaker 1:Is it on the thing? I don't know how to pronounce the first name AI? It's X-A-N-I-A. Is it Xania? Xaniaia monet is the name of the probably xena. You had to put a monet at the end of it, right um, it's the ai artist.
Speaker 3:They racist trump behind it so they're saying that?
Speaker 1:um, the ai artist is being powered by a Mississippi woman named Talisha Nikki Jones. She writes her own lyrics, but she uses the AI platform to turn the lyrics into music with a face and she can't sing.
Speaker 2:Is it on here? Mm-hmm, you can tell that's AI.
Speaker 1:If you listen, I swear you hear bits of Jennifer Hudson and Beyonce Like they've taken.
Speaker 2:It sounds. It's written by AI. It sounds AI Trying to love you more than me. I can't breathe, I can't move. It sounds, it's written by AI, it sounds AI. I can't stand it. Like you can tell, like for me as an engineer With kind of the engineer ear, like there's certain things you can hear and I do hear what you're saying. Like there's a twinge of Jennifer Hudson and like I hear that, but there's no feeling you could tell by just one the writing and how they sing that writing. It's like they're trying too hard to express a feeling.
Speaker 1:I don't believe the words she's saying yeah, I don't believe the words she's saying. Yeah, now I don't like it. Let me ask you this If you did not know that was an AI artist and you just happened to heard that on the radio, I wouldn't like it. Would you naturally just be like that's AI. Yes, really, yeah, no, no, I would.
Speaker 1:I would but I wouldn't have liked it, because I'm not talking about liked it or not. How would you just, how would you just be like, oh, that's not a real, I wouldn't be able to know. Yeah, yeah, by the writing, it's a woman that's writing.
Speaker 2:By the, a woman's writing this right, mm-hmm. And as a writer, you can hear how you want things to sound. The way you're writing words. You're writing to either a melody you got certain notes you hear how you want it to sound. So when ai is involved, like you hitting, hitting a note on a certain word at a certain time, sounds different than like you know, I'm saying you just, you kind of feel that type of writing. When you're singing it, the way it's supposed to be written, ai just sings what it thinks you're. You're the writing is saying, you see what I'm saying? So like it's holding notes on words that I don't think it should hold a note on, like things like that, like it just it just doesn't like I don't. I don't know how to really explain it, but I can tell Just a few notes in there. I was like, why are you saying it like that?
Speaker 1:What was interesting to me is because there was a lot of people commenting and Timbaland commented and said that her music was fire, and you should really listen to the words.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:So I found that to be very interesting, especially with what you're saying.
Speaker 2:Well, Timbaland's always coked up anyway, timbaland is a big advocate.
Speaker 1:I didn't hear what you said. I said he always coked up anyway. Oh my God, no, don't say that.
Speaker 2:That's wild, allegedly. Come on, oh my.
Speaker 5:God.
Speaker 1:Allegedly.
Speaker 2:That is not a fact. But Timbaland has always been an advocate of AI anyway. Oh really, he's been an advocate Like he's been an advocate for, I feel like for a while, like since the whole AI music type of thing with beat production and stuff like that. He's embracing that movement. I'm sure to incorporate it in his productions. Of course, why wouldn't you want to stay relevant? It would make sense for him to do that. It would make sense for any producer that's out there and has a name out there to kind of dabble in the AI space and see how it will work for them. Anybody should do it. I don't blame the writer who's writing and using AI, but to take just to take money out of actual singing artists who are actually out there making a living out of this technically like singing the way constantly like that.
Speaker 3:That's damaging to your, your vocal cords and stuff. So you have that issue and yet now you gotta with a ai who ain't gonna never have no problem she's gonna be the next, and then and then, yeah, and then who's going to tours?
Speaker 2:right, like they're gonna. Like all your, all the people, who's that's touring right now. Imagine chris brown, who got to a point where he can't tour no more. Right, just use his hologram. And then, like they do that now holograms and stuff like that. But yeah, like say, like you want to experience a Chris Brown concert and all of a sudden you just see a hologram moon walking across stage doing and humping a chair with another hologram woman.
Speaker 1:But you know what's so crazy? Like it sounds crazy, but I so can see this down the road being like some pixel on pixel, some show that they put on in vegas, you know, like they already doing that.
Speaker 2:You're gonna have to get ai glasses. They already doing that. Invite you to a ai tour and they. All you got to do is sit in your living room, do nothing, eat and and get fat and get fat watching the, the tour that you never could have watched before because it was. It cost two thousand dollars.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so they're trying to just streamline and I guarantee you that's probably still going to cost mad money.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're going to try to streamline this shit Because it's going to be something new something shiny Until somebody hacks it, and I'm sure somebody's going to be like I'm not paying this. I'm going to find an easier way to do it or whatever it's always.
Speaker 1:This is where I because you know, I understand that, you know we're in the world of ai and like we use ai in all aspects of our lives. But this is where I was saying before how, uh, it's scary to the extent that we are allowing ai to kind of take over everything. Everything, because now we're crossing into things where you're messing with people's lives and their money, and these people work very hard and these people are talented, and now you got to compete against something that's fake, all because people want to keep expanding into the world of it's amazing where my stance is on this now, because I'm all for ai and working and all like no, but I used to like automated cars and all that shit like that.
Speaker 2:But when it comes to music, like music is my thing, like I love music. I've been in the music industry. I've done some stuff. I'm not, like you know, the greatest at it, but I've made my mark to the smallest degree in engineering and writing and producing and stuff like that. So to to allow ai to kind of kind of come in and and people, people really have to live off of what they find as their their dream and goal, like, yeah, some, especially if you're starting out like you gotta sacrifice a lot to to to make a, a small dent in the music, I mean, and then to find that they have our AI to come in and just be like yo, we don't need you that was the point we was trying to make about the jobs back then Like.
Speaker 3:this is a perfect example of that.
Speaker 2:Well, that's different. No, it's not. Oh my.
Speaker 3:God, that's music is your other job.
Speaker 2:I think the difference somebody else's I think my point with that, with the difference, is is you can, you can learn how to control the computer system in those type of jobs, just like how this lady is controlling the ai in this particular situation where she's writing in the ai with sing, she's still, she's still creating and making her her living behind the ai. And that's what I'm kind of saying. With those type of jobs you can make a living behind the ai. If you were, if you would want to learn how to control that ai.
Speaker 1:So should every artist now just be like you know what?
Speaker 2:I'm gonna save my vocals and I'll just start making ai music I, I, I wouldn't doubt that would be the path that they're going. I'm sure some of them are using AI already. You see what I'm saying as far as to help them write Because, to be honest, artists a lot of many, I would say 90% of artists are taking records that's already been written, it's already a full package, because their lifestyle needs them to be out there in the limelight. So there's not a lot of time that you could create an album in the pace that they're creating albums. So a lot of times you have you sit with a team of people and create the record for the artists. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:You got writers, you have producers you might have three or four of them in the studio at one time creating this, this music. They're all getting getting making a living. Now, if they all decide, like yo, I can make this a lot easier and have ai write what I'm writing and make it like easier, then they have, you know, transferred into a place where they can still make a living behind the ai. You know what I mean, but you know for artists to do it, then yeah, I, I can see your point there like all the people behind the scenes is no longer out of it unless unless they uh, you know have a a hit.
Speaker 2:Now they're writing hits for any up and coming.
Speaker 1:I just feel like, again, AI is here. We have to adapt to it to some point, but I feel like when do we stop it from? Where do we stop? Because it's getting really scary with how much we're allowing it to take over our everyday lives.
Speaker 2:Matrix baby we living in the Matrix. I just watched an AI movie too.
Speaker 3:We we living in the Matrix. I just watched the AI movie too.
Speaker 2:We are living in the Matrix, where the AI literally took over everything.
Speaker 1:But I really I was telling Nene, we were talking about it the other day and I was like I really wanted to hear your point.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because my stance on it before with like jobs and stuff, it's kind of I can see the two sides of the coin. Now, especially now that I've seen it coming into the music industry and I've seen what it can do and people have used it in the industry I've even tried to use to get back into production and stuff like that and kind of see how it works I just don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it. It just seems so synthetic, you know what I mean. It just seems so synthetic, you know what I mean. So it doesn't really capture, like Nene said, it doesn't really capture emotion the way you want it to capture emotion, and if you can kind of tell that you really lose the record. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Well, I have a confession for you guys. Oh, congratulations, I'm the AI singer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, good job, that's your range.
Speaker 2:Message.
Speaker 5:But yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, we got some fan mail. Oh, we do.
Speaker 2:We do oh shit. Well, thank you. It's been a while since we had some fan mail. Oh, we do. We do oh shit.
Speaker 1:Well, thank you, it's been a while, since we had some fan mail.
Speaker 3:A letter came flying into the mailbox, Hi guys.
Speaker 1:For season two you got mail. So one of our plus ones says welcome back. Happy to hear Mr Thick Tongue still isn't working. Hey Nene's on her way to fulfill her ladyboy fantasies in Thailand.
Speaker 5:Ladyboy.
Speaker 1:And Sean A has opened his window to let that squirrel in and enjoy its almond milk. Yes, yes.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, my tongue is pretty thick though. The milked almonds.
Speaker 3:Wait what? I'm happy I interrupted yours. Yeah, mm- yours.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I was about to take it there, you did already I did, I got a thick tongue.
Speaker 1:Okay and candida.
Speaker 2:And can what? What? My tongue was too thick to hear what you said.
Speaker 3:That was all like yeast. Oh my God, yikes.
Speaker 1:Oh my God Yuck.
Speaker 2:Alright, what's next?
Speaker 1:You keep snorting, all those I know oh.
Speaker 3:God, Okay. So quick question. Y'all know we have all these artists doing these tours and stuff, right?
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:So out of all of these artists right here a group, a set who would you go see in concert? You can only go see one.
Speaker 1:One group, one group, one sound, one band.
Speaker 5:That's not so good.
Speaker 3:Is that?
Speaker 2:from Drumline. You stupid, give it up to Nick.
Speaker 3:Cannon. So the first concert is Faith Evans and Mary, so you're going to go see the aunties.
Speaker 2:Mary J and Faith Evans.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the next concert. Concert two is Janet and Toni Braxton Right, concert three is Ashanti and Maya and concert four is the group Sade and Erykah Badu. The group.
Speaker 2:Sade. I thought Sade.
Speaker 3:No, that's the group name. Her name is Helen.
Speaker 2:There's a group named Sade Mm-hmm, sade.
Speaker 1:Everybody always thought it was just her. I thought it was just her.
Speaker 2:It's a group. It's a group. Holy shit, you've lied to me all these years, sade, oh my God. Smooth Operator is a band. Fuck Out of here, bro. It's AI.
Speaker 3:Holy shit. So out of that, out of those four, I'm gonna do it again. Concert one is Faith and Mary. Concert two is Janet and Toni Braxton. Concert three is Ashanti and Maya. Concert four is Sade and Erykah Badu. Who are you picking up? Who are you going to go see? Can I answer first, unless y'all cause I'm sure y'all gonna probably have explanations who are you picking?
Speaker 2:out. Who are you going to go see? Can I answer first, Unless y'all because I'm sure y'all, y'all going to probably have explanations.
Speaker 3:I'm going to see, I haven't even thought about it, but go ahead.
Speaker 2:Janet and Toni Braxton. It's Janet, it's Jackson, if you're nasty.
Speaker 1:I'm going to see Janet and Toni Braxton. Oh shit, Toni Braxton is probably my second most favorite singer. Oh, okay, and I love her tone, I love her music, I love her. She's so sensual, yeah, and Janet Jackson is nasty, she's an excellent performer, and she's Janet freaking Jackson.
Speaker 3:Janet Jackson yeah, I'm going to see them too, because nobody else. Although I like Faith, I like Mary, but I see what Mary does on stage through little short clips and videos, and stuff and all that. I'm not paying my money to go see that and Faith don't do nothing and I'm not paying my money to go see that either, and she don't have enough albums out for me to go watch her. I do love Ashanti and Maya, but I would go to see Maya more than I would.
Speaker 1:Ashanti, I know Maya more Shut up and I would probably go see them at the Webster Theater. Yeah.
Speaker 3:I would see them, I'm just playing and I have no interest in seeing the last concert Erica no.
Speaker 1:I thought you liked Erica.
Speaker 3:I do love Erica, but I don't care to go to the concert Like you know I'm not a real concert goer, so it really takes me to actually really really like what I'm going to go see. You don't want to see smooth operating Tyrone, no, smooth operating Tyrone. So I have another one. So I have another one, I have another one Because I'm just gonna move on. So, out of this concert, who would you go see? Concert one Is Usher and Chris Brown.
Speaker 2:There's no other concert, concert two Is.
Speaker 3:Joe and R Kelly. Concert three is Usher and Chris Brown. There's no other concert. Concert two is Joe and R Kelly. Concert three is Whitney and Mariah. Concert four is Brandi and Monica. Now I'm going to say this I'm so upset that right there is like I'm so upset. Why would y'all put them together like that. Who made this mess? Brandi and Monica already is on the tour, right. I'm so upset, why would y'all put them together like that.
Speaker 2:Who made this mess? Brandi and Monica already is on the tour right.
Speaker 3:I'm so upset. Yeah, they are. Yeah, I'm so upset, but it's like I want to see Usher and Chris Brown, I want to see Whitney and Mariah. I want to see Brandi and Monica. I don't really care to go see Joe R Kelly.
Speaker 1:Nah, they just gonna be Don don't do that so I want to see the exact same three that you said. The only reason why I can dwindle it down is Whitney dead, and yo you always like that bitch dead, and Mariah has passed her prime as far as her vocal ability.
Speaker 3:Oh, she has absolutely passed it.
Speaker 1:Mariah just stands like a one of them figures in the Madame Tussauds.
Speaker 3:Did you hear her new song she came out with?
Speaker 2:Let's do this, let's put them in their prime.
Speaker 3:Let's put them in their prime.
Speaker 2:Let's put them in their prime. Okay, so if we're putting them in their prime, Usher and Chris Brown wouldn't be for me, because in his prime I didn't think.
Speaker 1:For me, I feel like Chris Brown is in his prime now, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it would just be Usher. So I could. I could eliminate them. I would see Whitney and um Mary.
Speaker 1:Mariah, mariah, my bad.
Speaker 3:I honestly, if they were in their prime, I would go see them, and it's crazy, I would definitely go see them over Monica and Brandy.
Speaker 2:Me too. Yeah, it's a toss-up. I would see Whitney and Mariah, but them in their prime, which seems like they've been in their prime for a very long time.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:That's a hard one.
Speaker 1:It is a very hard one for me, but I feel like if Whitney was still here and her and Mariah were both in their prime, those are two legends. Yo, for real.
Speaker 2:And I'm not taking anything away from Brandi and Monica you know, I love Monica.
Speaker 4:Down.
Speaker 1:But you may never, ever have that opportunity.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you got to do that yeah.
Speaker 1:I'd absolutely be there front row on stage with the mic.
Speaker 3:Who would y'all pick out there, y'all Me.
Speaker 2:My thick-ass tongue.
Speaker 1:You're going to see Mr and his tongue, mm-hmm Nene and her bush, her bush, sean A and his Baby hole.
Speaker 3:The who was crazy.
Speaker 4:Oh my.
Speaker 3:God, oh, my god Holy shit. Get out of here. We on your favorite part.
Speaker 1:My favorite part.
Speaker 4:All right.
Speaker 2:Jim. Number one, jim, how do you feel about this? The fact that someone looked at a purple onion and named it a red onion doesn't piss you off it can't, because if it does, you should be pissed off at the American English period, absolutely.
Speaker 1:The English language sucks.
Speaker 3:It is so fucking annoying, it is.
Speaker 1:But I used to always wonder that why the fuck is this a red onion? The?
Speaker 3:same thing with red cabbage. Yes, it's purple too.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, check uh gem number two now. This seems to happen around this time of the year, and I think walmart is the a culprit to this they want bad prices. Walmart thinks I want to put up my Christmas tree. Eat turkey in my Halloween costume.
Speaker 1:That's retail in general, Like hey yo, they be ready. We didn't even get out of fucking September yet. But when you think about it, they have to essentially do that because, in order to maximize sales, they have to, because once you-.
Speaker 2:General manager and him yeah, and you.
Speaker 1:God almighty. I only remember what I said yeah, to maximize sales. I'm going to talk to my GM later. I don't even remember what I was talking about. Yeah, to maximize sales. I'm going to talk to my GM later.
Speaker 2:All right, was this part of your childhood? Your childhood wasn't complete unless you were chased by a dog or a goat or, even worse, a chicken.
Speaker 3:A goat. They grew up in Jamaica.
Speaker 1:Bomb my cloud, or on a farm. Yeah, you been chased by a dog, goat or chicken.
Speaker 2:I've been chased by a dog.
Speaker 3:Nene.
Speaker 2:Up a tree too.
Speaker 3:I've been chased by a lot of dogs. No we talking about an animal. That's what I'm talking about too, oh, okay. Stupid In the neighborhood I grew up. It was always a loose dog, so he was always fucking running. I've never been chased by a goat. Yes, you have. No, your husband no.
Speaker 1:Greatest of all time, never, he's not His name Billy Billy goat, I just got it. Yeah, his name.
Speaker 2:Billy, billy Goat, I just got it. Yeah, come on, keep up.
Speaker 3:Oh my God. No, I've never been. I've been chased by a chicken, I've been chased by a chicken too yeah my wife, oh shit.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. She's going to kill me for that one. No, okay, that's crazy. She's going to kill me for that one. Okay, a goat is crazy because you got to be in a certain place for a goat to chase you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:You ever been on a farm, mm-hmm, you, mm-hmm, never chased by any of the animals?
Speaker 1:I got chased by chickens all the time Wait.
Speaker 3:I never got chased by a chicken, but I got chased by a goddamn goose, or a duck For real, Mm-hmm, oh them geese.
Speaker 1:They mean yeah them bitches, is ruthless.
Speaker 2:I remember you told us a story about your birthday party at Capaco's when they had a farm and you slipped in mud.
Speaker 3:right yeah, I wasn't chased by nothing. My dumb ass just slipped in the goddamn mud.
Speaker 2:The reason why you slipped wasn't because you was getting chased.
Speaker 3:No, it was because my ass was running to go see the animals.
Speaker 1:Oh, gotcha gotcha. She had her little white knee highs on Her Easter shoes, All right.
Speaker 3:Was it a white dress? Do you remember? It was a white dress.
Speaker 1:In mud, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:And she had a.
Speaker 1:Shirley Temple curls.
Speaker 2:Oh dear, Now you know I was a bald-headed girl.
Speaker 1:It was S-girls Bald-headed girl.
Speaker 3:I was a bald-headed girl. I ain't had no hair.
Speaker 2:Who be at work counting days like jail. Three more wake-ups and I'm free, nene, I put this specifically for you. Like, oh, I got to wake up three more times and it's the weekend.
Speaker 3:I do be doing that shit. I ain't even going to lie, because every day I wake up I announce it, like when I get home I did fuck up saying that.
Speaker 2:And I got a thick ass tongue.
Speaker 3:But like when I come home and I don't tell my husband, I'll be like, yeah, two more days, yeah.
Speaker 2:Countdown, you know like all right last one do juice taste better when you stand in front of the open refrigerator door?
Speaker 1:you know what it does? You're drinking it right out of the. Yes, it's like. It's like you get the maximum temperature of the cold. Cold yes, bro, so you can experience the flavor at its full.
Speaker 2:Yes, especially like when you're really thirsty and it just that cold hits you like yo. This juice is it right now.
Speaker 1:Oh, it goes down, nene.
Speaker 5:Uh-uh.
Speaker 2:You never did that before. Below your standards. Drink out of the refrigerator.
Speaker 1:You know, what always disgusts me Is when I've seen people drink milk out of the carton.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's gross. It's absolutely disgusting. That is gross Because it's already a thick. Now you got it's cow urine and so it's like, wow, ew, don't listen to him.
Speaker 2:Alright, that's our gems, that's, our gems, now, now, now, alright, let's turn that off.
Speaker 4:Now.
Speaker 3:I ain't never seen you turn that off that fast, I know, oh my God, nope, I gotta turn it off. Nope, alright.
Speaker 2:I you turn that off that fast, I know? Oh my God, nope, I got to turn it off, nope. All right, I'm just going to let it play, because now it's time for Week 3. Nfl baby, you need help. Nfl Week 3 kicks off tomorrow, sunday, september 21st. Get your picks in, get your bets in, because last week, I swear, derrick Henry did me dirty. He did me bad, son, he did me bad. He only ran for 23 fucking yards and I lost my fantasy game. You did Because Derrick Henry only got me 23 points.
Speaker 3:He lost bad. That score was horrible.
Speaker 2:I was projected to win the whole league Undefeated and Derrick Henry let me down. So this week, derrick Henry, he has down. So this week, derrick Henry, he has some making up to do. He's going against Cleveland, I think, and I think he'll be doing fine. So here are my picks for tomorrow. We have Falcons versus the Panthers. I'm going with Falcons. I think Michael Penix Jr is going to redeem his week this week because he didn't do shit for me last week, but I didn't have him in anyway. I had him on a bench. Packers against the Browns it's the Packers that's going against the Browns, my bad, not Ravens. Packers against the Browns. Who you got? I got Packers.
Speaker 2:Jordan Love is looking nice out there tossing the ball around Fucking Micah Parsons. I'm not even going to talk about it. I am a Cowboys fan. Don't talk to me about it. I don't care, because our defense sucked with him anyway. We couldn't stop anything with him. We can't stop him without him. And then we picked up the Jadavian Clowney who just was arrested the other day. So we are just bad at defense all the way around you actually should have just finished the sentence once.
Speaker 2:We were just bad we're just bad all the way around I told you cowboys always picking up the fucking criminals we signed him for him to already have been arrested this has been a year thing.
Speaker 2:Trayvon Diggs is getting smoked in our secondary Bland is injured. He's not coming in. If he was in, he wouldn't stop a cold either. I think our defense is atrocious. I just want Jerry to throw the whole defense. He's going to trade away Michael Parsons. Just throw away Jerry. I think we've been trying, but his old ass is not. Going to trade away fucking Micah Parsons. Just throw away Jerry. I think we've been trying, but his old ass is not. He is not going to pass away at all until we win the Super Bowl, and that might not.
Speaker 1:They pay the Cowboys to be bad, just so they have something to talk about.
Speaker 2:I don't think. I think we get talked about anyway because just how we're getting portrayed, I think I'm the most realest cowboys fan out here and I and I put it in a post even on week one. As I I said, we either win by three points off of a brandon aubrey field goal which he can kick from like the star 70 fucking yards it's like nothing to him or we're gonna lose by 30. So there's no in between. We either lose by 30 or win by three. And guess what? We played the fucking Giants last week. Who fucking sucks? They suck. But we made Russell fucking Wilson look like a goddamn hero as he threw for 450 fucking yards on our whack-ass defense, almost making him fucking irrelevant again. And we won by how Brandon Aubrey 65-yard field goal kick. We won by three against the fucking Giants. I'm sorry, I'm just going, I'm venting right now, but it's the fucking Giants and we won by three. Alright, I'm sorry, anyway. So yeah.
Speaker 3:He definitely a 100% real cowboy fan.
Speaker 2:I can't, I can't. All right, texans and the Jaguars. I'm going Jaguars, vikings, bengals, I'm going Vikings, steelers, patriots, who you got, nene?
Speaker 3:Steelers.
Speaker 2:Steelers is looking good with that boy, aaron Rodgers, back there.
Speaker 3:They is, but I've never been a fan of Aaron Rodgers, but I ain't been going to hold you he doing my team.
Speaker 2:Okay, he all right, he doing my team Until he's not.
Speaker 3:He's all right, that's how all the men have been, though.
Speaker 2:Here's my upset of the week. I got Eagles playing the Ramsams and I'm going rams eagles are two and oh interesting they, but they don't look good.
Speaker 2:They win, but they don't look good. I think something's up with jalen hurts. Everything always up with jalen hurts, but he's been putting a lot of the team on his shoulders. Aj brown'sJ Brown's been missing. Fucking Smith's been missing. He hurt and he's been running the ball. Saquon is actually running, but it's either Saquon running the ball or Jalen Hurts running the ball. It's like they don't have time to pass the ball. I think this is going to be a problem. I think Rams is going to take it. I think Buccaneers in the Jets over the Jets. I have Colts over the Titans. How do you feel about that game, colts and the Titans, sean?
Speaker 1:I'm going with the.
Speaker 2:Titans. Oh yeah, I figured you would. That would be an upset too. You know who's in Indiana right now? They calling this man in the indiana, jones. Daniel jones has moved from fucking the giants, uh, again to indiana and now he's looking like a fucking star. Two weeks in a fucking row. He's throwing the ball all over the field and nobody can stop him. He, yeah. What the fuck is happening with daniel Jones? Anyway, I wish I had somebody here to talk football with, but I got commanders over the Raiders. I might change that because Jaden Daniels is injured for a couple weeks, so Raiders and a rookie running back might do something, but I don't know. So those are my picks, and Cowboys versus the Bears. Y'all good, I'm going to take the Bears. Oh, really, I mean no, I'm not going to take the Bears, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:You saw, I was like what.
Speaker 2:I'm going to take Cowboys, but last week scared me, that's all. If we can make Russell Wilson look like a fucking star, caleb Williams is going to be a fucking legendary.
Speaker 3:I feel like Caleb is better than Russell. To me, it's just he needs to get out his own way.
Speaker 1:That's all it is.
Speaker 3:You know I like Caleb. I honestly do. I think he's a great quarterback. He just needs to get out of his way.
Speaker 2:I think he's got to get. He's just he can get out of his way. I think he got to get the ball to Dunzey a little bit more. I think he just needs more help, more often.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he just, I think he just needs more help and a better who do?
Speaker 2:you got Swift as a running back. He injured. I think they need another running back. Anyway, oh, kansas City's playing against the Giants, kansas City Ravens is playing Lions, ravens and Lions. I'm going Lions, I'm going Lions too, but I need Derrick Henry to run more than 23 fucking yards or whatever the fuck he oh that shit. Whatever, but that's my pick.
Speaker 3:I'm on a losing streak and I'm pissing me off. Are you owing to yeah For real? Hell yeah, and I'll come see you next week. Ooh.
Speaker 2:I don't know the way it's been going. You might have a chance.
Speaker 3:I don't know about that. Oh my God, I got a decent team. But you do have a decent team.
Speaker 2:I don't know, can, I don't know. I know Our audience may not be following fantasy football, but if you do check out Nene's team, y'all tell us what you think. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at you like that.
Speaker 3:I don't know I liked it.
Speaker 2:Her quarterback is Patrick. Mahomes is her quarterback. She has Smith Najigba as the wide receiver, who is Patrick? Patrick Mahomes is her quarterback. She has Smith Najigba as the wide receiver, who is questionable. You got McMillan as a wide receiver from Carolina. You think Bryce Young is going to be thrown like that against Atlanta Alright, cool. Jason Taylor is running back Good. Pacheco as the running back from Kansas City against New York Giants I think he's good. Zach Ertz as a tight end, the rookie running back over there in Washington with Merritt I think he's decent. She got Brandon Albrey, which is always going to save her, because Brandon Albrey, the point system in our league is crazy. Brandon Albrey is going to get like 85 points because he kicks from like 65, plus Buffalo's defense who under-projected, and then two defensive players. That's a decent team. I would strengthen up your wide receivers, but you got T Higgins.
Speaker 3:No, I'm about to move him, because this dude just got sick.
Speaker 1:Who.
Speaker 3:Smith Najig, but he wasn't questionable, he just became questionable.
Speaker 2:Oh damn. So that's our team. So if you're interested in a little bit more fantasy and all that, let us know, let's talk about it. I mean, I'm willing to talk football all day, all night. But yeah, that's my pick for week three. Put some money on it. I am. I'm going to put $25 on it. Draftkings was good. Sponsor us DraftKings, but that's it. That's it for me. Anything else that we need to address? I think we're good on everything, right.
Speaker 3:No, we're good, Everybody, just you know, get that fan mail coming in.
Speaker 2:Hey guys Plus ones, Check this out. I am outside of Table 3, you know. But with my peoples I am throwing a party. I am throwing a chopper party. If you haven't heard about a chopper party, I know some of you have. You have came to one of my chopper parties. You see how fun it is. I am officially throwing another chopper party on Halloween.
Speaker 2:It's a Friday night, from what 7 to 12, right 7 to 12. 500 shots is going to be available. A few drinks is going to be there. Outside of shots I'm going to be DJing. So if you're free Friday evening, halloween night, come on by. Let us know. We'll send you a flyer. It is $20 to get in. You cannot pay at the door, so there is a Cash App scan card you can scan. We'll get you on a list. Hurry, space is filling up quickly. We have a capacity so we got to make sure we keep it to capacity. But if you are interested, let us know in the fan mail, let us know email or what else you have for them to contact us, all the ways you can contact us. If you're interested in coming to the party, let us know. It should be fun. It will be fun and yeah, make sure you eat. Make sure you eat because there's a lot of liquor other than that.
Speaker 3:Um, anything else, anything else, y'all good everybody good, everybody's enough email guys, share, share, share, like, like, like, love, love, love, love, love. We'll come back, mama, all right, later y'all Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Speaker 2:Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Speaker 5:Bye, yeah, yeah, yeah, ain't no party. Once we crash the party, I'm a school shorty. Then vacate the party. You keep grillin', I pump, pump the shotty, put you in a chunk, then dump, dump the body. Nigga, you don't know, you better ask somebody. Y'all get down. We gon' clash probably Pale snowflake out of that Ampacambi. I'm tryna rip Britney, so I made Jai sign me. Nigga, catch me in the club with a double Outro Music.
