Episode 003: Jesus on ICE Eatin' Pork N Beans

Sleep disruptions plague us all at some point, but when does a restless night become a pattern? This week's conversation explores those frustrating middle-of-the-night awakenings that leave us zombified the next day. One host's dilemma with white noise—how it helps him fall asleep but then wakes him up later—sparked laughter and shared experiences about the universal quest for restful sleep.

The podcast takes a hilariously unexpected turn when a casual mention of childhood meals reveals one host had no idea there was actual pork in "pork and beans." The ensuing debate about this canned food staple becomes a window into cultural differences, childhood memories, and how something as simple as food can connect us to our past while highlighting the gaps in our understanding.

Current events discussion ranges from the absurd—viral misinformation claiming "Jesus was detained by ICE during the rapture"—to the serious—local crime stories and ethical dilemmas. When examining a viral video of a woman confronting her husband's mistress by approaching the mistress's child, the hosts draw a clear ethical line: regardless of relationship conflicts, children should remain protected from adult drama.

Technology concerns dominate another fascinating segment as the hosts react to new AI software that allows complete identity transformation during video calls. The implications for dating, online safety, and digital trust spark both jokes about potential misuse and genuine concern about our increasingly artificial online interactions. This leads naturally into disturbing revelations about bacteria in fast food ice—a reminder that sometimes the dangers we face are hiding in plain sight.

Between favorite songs on repeat and NFL predictions, the episode weaves together the serious and lighthearted, the personal and universal. Join us for conversations that reflect life as it really is—complicated, surprising, sometimes troubling, but always worth talking about.

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Transcript

Intro and Sleep Troubles

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Welcome back to the trade, my ladies and your favorite gets a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a job.

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If on the muzzle inside with a word them, but if they be out the screen with the port them again, not the not in the ghost. Had you never fix the gallow and she and a food red, tell them it's a not in the boss. Had you never given a ton of must go with your turn back. Tell them it's a not in the ghost stop. No girl never kicked the mouth that she don't give you red.

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Some girl no one of your fair.

SPEAKER_02 6:01

Alright, thank you for joining the table for three. One more time.

SPEAKER_03 6:05

Welcome back.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

What happened? One more time, we are back. I am Mr. If you're new to the show. I don't know. I thought you was about to say something. And to my right is me. Hey guys. How you doing? What the hell? How was everybody's week? I'm glad it was over. It just seemed like one of those weeks that you feel glad is over. Yeah. Yeah. I was. We're just camping. Camping outside. I was ready for it to be over. I was just tired. Yeah. I've been my sleep has been off. Really? Yeah. My sleep has been off later. Well, like what you mean? You're like sleep, like sleeping through the night? Like you're getting up earlier than expected? Or going to sleep later? Going to sleep later, waking up during the middle of the night, and then waking up earlier than normal. Oh wow. So I'm getting like 37 minutes of sleep.

SPEAKER_03 7:13

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 7:14

Seriously?

SPEAKER_03 7:16

You know, in a spirit well, some something's gonna tell you something.

SPEAKER_02 7:19

Or you know, just tell them to start waking you up in the middle of their sleep. How is yours, Nene? You need your beauty sleep, man. No, um, you know, you know what's funny?

SPEAKER_03 7:35

Your tongue is really heavy. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 7:37

No, you know what's you know what's funny? A couple weeks back, I was the same way though. Like I used to go to sleep. I like I would try to go to sleep, like I will fall asleep, and then something will wake me up, right? And then it's like, damn, now I'm up. And then I'll be trying to force my way back to sleep, and I can't go back to sleep. It'll be like one o'clock in the morning, and then I fall asleep for like two hours and I wake up. Yeah, it's it's just weird. I so I I know what you're talking about. I was like that a couple weeks ago. A lot of times I am getting up because I gotta use the bathroom in the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_03 8:05

I hate that.

SPEAKER_02 8:06

Right?

SPEAKER_03 8:07

Oh my god. And and you like so when you do wake up, you feel like you were having like the greatest sleep of all time, and then now you gotta go pee.

SPEAKER_02 8:15

So I try not to open my eyes or turn on the lights. You be walking through the colour. So like zombie zombie pee and something like real Helen Keller, just straight through because I'm like. Why did Helen Keller have to do with she blind? I thought she was deaf. She's blind, deaf, and mute. Oh, she oh word? Yeah, and she crippled. Oh shit. So yeah, so you just uh blind, stupid, and dumb when you walk in. Oh my god to the to the bathroom. No, but it's like you know, like you turn on because you know how like you still kind of like in that sleep world that like if you don't really disrupt yourself, you can basically go back to sleep. So I don't want to turn on no lights. Yeah, yeah. Nothing that's going on. I've done that too. And because I know my house, I don't need like Yeah, you can just maneuver around, yeah, you know, butt ass naked and just know where the toilet is. Yeah, I've done that. I've done that. But a lot of times, like even when you get back into bed, you be like, alright, I'm gonna go right back to sleep. And sometimes that shit just doesn't work. Like, it's just like what the fuck? I listen to rain. I try to, but like, what you call that when you like the static TV, the what you call that in the back of the road. White noise? Yeah, white noise. So I know it is a white noise put me to sleep, right? But then after a while, there's the same white noise wakes me up. Like I can't, it has to be turned off. Like it has to be no light, no TV, no noise. After the noise, light and TV put me to sleep.

SPEAKER_03 9:51

That's funny because a lot of people go to sleep to put a TV on and wake up to like, why the fuck this shit so got.

The Great Pork and Beans Debate

SPEAKER_02 9:58

Yeah, and that should be on like one. That should be Yeah, so I yeah, I know what you're doing. Yeah, I can't have no light on. It has to be like a cave. Yeah, you know what those you you know what I'm talking about? Like the with the sleep mask um for the eyes. I I feel like I need some of that because of one of those because I still see light when I fucking when I close my eyes. I don't know what that is, and it's worse when I have a headache. Don't go to the light carolin. It's because your eyeballs absorb the light throughout the day. So when you close your eyes, it still has that light, still. I thought she was about to be on some bullshit. I was ready. I saw your face.

SPEAKER_05 10:38

I was ready to pass. I saw his face.

SPEAKER_02 10:41

That's why I was like, let me not be there. So Nene, how was your uh how was your week?

SPEAKER_03 10:47

So weird, like I really didn't dwell on my week, so I guess it was fine.

SPEAKER_02 10:52

You know what? I haven't asked you, and we haven't asked you for a while, how is classes going? I knew you started back at school, right?

SPEAKER_03 10:58

I did, and they're going good. Yeah. Um I got this one class though where the professor gives, like, so I do online classes and you have to do discussion on the discussion board. Every class does it. You get one discussion you have to discuss. This guy does too.

SPEAKER_02 11:18

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 11:19

I remember every week you have to do two. And usually they say, you know, risk when you do your discussion, then you respond to at least two of your classmates. He wants three for each.

SPEAKER_02 11:29

Really? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 11:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:31

That's a lot. I know. That's a little bit too much.

SPEAKER_03 11:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:34

That's the one thing I hated when I went back to when I went back to school a couple years ago. Like the discussion boards, it was like, let me just knock these out. But when they get ridiculous like that, it's like, it's like writing a paper. You might as well write a fucking paper.

SPEAKER_03 11:46

The crazy part about it is if I didn't like that class, it would be bothersome to me. Okay. But I like the class. And I was just talking to Sean A the other day about some of the stuff that my professor says, and I'll be like, I don't even know what the hell he's talking about. Sometimes he's not talking about it. Like, I just be like, is he talking right? And then the crazy part I just noticed today, because I was doing some work early this morning, is this man grades us on grammar and spelling. And he can't talk. And his fucking, he has so much errors in the assignment thing. And I'm like, what are you talking about? And I'm looking at oh, so this is supposed to say this. It's all messed up.

SPEAKER_02 12:22

You know what I noticed? I noticed professors be, they tell you not to use AI and stuff or speech. They use a lot of speech to text too, which messes messes the stuff up, but they use AI too. And then they tell you not to use AI. This is like, come on now. Like the world shit. Why they tell you the because they want you to learn the like the practical way.

SPEAKER_03 12:42

Like think about it. You got somebody doing something, they don't know what the fuck they're doing because they let AI do all these shit. Now you got a doctor performing on you, and he don't know what the fuck you doing. Now you did. Like, no.

SPEAKER_02 12:54

Oh shit. Oh shit. That's crazy. Well, I don't wanna go. You what you got a doctor's appointment with AI? Yeah. You do? Yeah. They're about to open you up. See insides. You go about that. No? All right. Well, my week was alright. Um it was it was my short week, so I um You shit him on yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Short, shitty week. Um wow. Nah, it's your weeks always seem to be short. Right? You know. Nothing changed. I felt like my paycheck is running away from me. So usually I have a handle on like my income and how things are dillied and dallied out. Dilly and dally, what's the date? Dilly'd and dallied. What the fuck did I just say? Anyway, dilly didn't dallied. But since they just moseied oned out, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 13:59

Like they was frolicking through flowers.

SPEAKER_02 14:00

Yeah, like I cannot I I can't seem to get a handle like on the off weeks. Yeah. Like, because we get paid every two weeks. So my bills are paid on the first week, but on my off week, where I feel like I should have enough funds just to do something. I don't. You look like you held hostage until the next one. And it's like every yeah, yo. And it's like everything is you have kids and a wife. Getting expensive. Even with that, I still have funds. Everything's going up.

SPEAKER_03 14:29

No, I went to the grocery store today just to get two cases of soda.

SPEAKER_02 14:34

And a maxi pad.

SPEAKER_03 14:35

Shut up.

SPEAKER_02 14:35

And three Supermax.

SPEAKER_03 14:38

And three things of water.

SPEAKER_02 14:41

$22. Back in the day, that'd be like$12. That's crazy. And it's like, now I was like, you know, I forgot my train of thought because of that. But yeah, like I feel like, oh, I was gonna say, usually we have in my at my job, we have uh a cost of living increase. But here my union is like fighting this fight because we're not getting this increase or some shit happening. And it's like, yo, we why not why not get this cost like cost increase? Like I don't I don't know. I w I want to be a part of the union now. Give me what I deserve.

SPEAKER_03 15:17

Which is crazy because the shit keeps going up, and you not paying us to match out to what we have to pay out at home. Like that's crazy. And we still busting our ass for you for y'all.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:31

Hey me, my night.

SPEAKER_02 15:32

Yeah, I mean, we can hit like yearly ones, but just that cost of living one was really important. Like I really like to I can feel the effects of not getting that uh that uh cost of living stuff. So and people, you know, I'm not trying to back because people out there don't have that luxury to get that cost of living. So I'm not gonna complain, but it was nice. So hopefully, hopefully they get their shit together with that contract.

SPEAKER_03 15:56

Anyway, no, seriously.

SPEAKER_02 15:58

What is going on in the world today? Me. So I unpacked my bags. Uh-huh. Since, you know, I didn't go on the glory, and I see y'all didn't either. Oh, you didn't go to the rapture, you ain't hit a whole lot. Rapture never happened. Oh, they were saying the rapture was supposed to happen? Mm-hmm. How we know it didn't happen. But then everybody I know got left behind. Cause ain't nobody. I'm not missing anybody.

SPEAKER_03 16:32

Ain't no black preacher told me the rapture was got myself.

SPEAKER_02 16:36

And one of the reasons I got left behind, evidently, is because I'm overweight. Wait, what?

SPEAKER_03 16:41

Jesus couldn't pick me up.

The Rapture That Never Happened

SPEAKER_02 16:42

Mm-hmm. Me neither. You wasn't going for other reasons. Oh no. But you wouldn't have made it either, according to them. Oh. And then Jesus got picked up by ice. Oh shit. Wait, what? That's a whole story on it. Oh my God. Poor Jesus. Yeah. That wasn't even the right Jesus. Oh no. Which is funny, because like, according to the Bible, like Jesus would have gotten picked up by ice. Let's see what they gotta say.

SPEAKER_15 17:14

Rapture event are to be expected after Jesus admitted to lift overweight Americans into the kingdom of heaven. What? This is AI confirmed that the end of the day. I can't tell us AI extended for another point. As the Son of God attempts to raise chosen Christian followers safely into the sky. In a statement issued today, they said, unforeseen circumstances relating to American obesity levels were a key factor behind the rapture's delay. And to paying subscribers, you know somebody Emperor MED. The timeline was pushed back further today after Jesus was detained by ICE.

SPEAKER_02 17:59

The pay subscribers. Hey yo, that's crazy. He said it was delayed because Jesus got picked up by ice. That's horrible. Whoever created that is fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 18:15

That was the UK making fun of us.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

Oh yeah?

SPEAKER_03 18:18

I don't know. I'm just saying that. That's allegedly. Because it makes sense for them to do that. Yeah? Yeah, because they think we all idiots over here.

SPEAKER_02 18:24

Yeah. And they think all Americans are big back. Technically, yeah. Yeah. But they eat beans for breakfast. Well, all these foods that was getting ready for the rapture.

SPEAKER_03 18:35

How do you know that? They do eat beans for breakfast.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

Get it up. UK people eat beans for breakfast? What kind of beans? Kidney beans?

SPEAKER_03 18:43

No, baked beans.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

Baked beans?

SPEAKER_03 18:45

Yeah. Why'd you say black eye beans? Black eye beans? What's that?

SPEAKER_02 18:51

Porkin beans? Yo, you ever went to sleep after a dinner of hot dogs and porkin beans? No, I can't say that I have. You have? That's like damn near like the meal when I was a child. Hot dogs and porkin beans. Yeah. You throw some ketchup on the pork and beans. Yeah. And and a hot dog. Yo, why was that a meal?

SPEAKER_03 19:45

I mean a quick meal. Especially if you're your mother a single mother?

SPEAKER_02 19:50

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 19:51

That don't even mean nothing, because my mom's not a single mom and we ate that shit constantly.

SPEAKER_02 19:57

Your father was a single father.

SPEAKER_03 19:59

He ain't cooking though.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

No, because y'all was bougie. He had a chef. He had the steakhouse. That was a horrible chef.

SPEAKER_03 20:10

Steakhouse beans. That was a horrible chef.

SPEAKER_02 20:13

Steakhouse beans for breakfast. Steakhouse beans.

SPEAKER_03 20:16

Who said we ate it for breakfast? I grew up in America.

SPEAKER_02 20:20

Y'all bougie. I was just going off what he said. The bougie. No, sir. The bougie. But yeah, uh. Jesus fucking idiot. Fucking porkin beans. Yo.

SPEAKER_03 20:39

How did we get on beans? He decided. No, she said they eat beans in the children. He didn't eat beans in the morning. Oh. He relived his childhood. He relived his whole childhood. You know you was fucking the beans up with that hot dog when you were. I sure was.

SPEAKER_02 20:56

I was gonna go hungry if I didn't. Did you cut your dog up or you left it whole?

SPEAKER_03 20:59

He gobbled it whole.

SPEAKER_02 21:02

It was in a bun. Oh, so you had like a hot dog and then you had beans on the side. Yes. Oh, y'all cut them up in the beans? Yeah. Yeah. Ugh.

unknown 21:13

What?

SPEAKER_02 21:14

I mean. So who who was bougie?

SPEAKER_03 21:16

No, seriously.

SPEAKER_02 21:18

I had buns.

SPEAKER_03 21:19

That was the struggle bean deal.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

Oh shit. He said we could afford bread. Shit was only what 35 cents back in the day. But I don't know, at least for my household.

SPEAKER_21 21:35

35 cents.

SPEAKER_02 21:36

It wasn't really like about the good one get you like 40, 40 cents.

SPEAKER_03 21:43

What'd you say? I didn't hear you sure.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

No, I said, um, at least for my household, it wasn't like about the bread. Like it was like that was like the meal. Like it was just a cook-up.

SPEAKER_03 21:53

Hot dogs and beans is like a meal. Sometimes you you know it could be with like hot spicy sausages. You could put it over rice.

SPEAKER_02 22:03

Oh no. I y'all introducing some new shit.

SPEAKER_03 22:05

I just had I never had it over rice, but that does sound kind of good. It is.

SPEAKER_02 22:09

Pork and beans and rice?

SPEAKER_03 22:12

I mean, if you think about it, if you have food that has pork and baked beans on it, and you have other dishes like pork and beans. I don't care. Baked beans with a side of fucking potato salad, bangin'.

SPEAKER_02 22:27

Marinade the turkey and pork and bean juice. No. Okay. Martin, that Martin have.

SPEAKER_03 22:33

We know where it came from. Alright.

SPEAKER_02 22:36

Alright, anyway. He keeps trying to take our black card away. But he had a bun.

SPEAKER_05 22:47

I still got a bad idea.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

He had a wonder bread bun.

SPEAKER_02 22:53

So that means you had your bun with your hot dog and you put ketchup on it.

SPEAKER_04 22:58

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

And then you willingly just squirted ketchup on top of your baked bean. Yes. Ugh. I mean, on top of your pork and bean? Yes. I could see like if you had the hot dogs in there and then you put ketchup on it because the ketchup for the hot dogs put. Your pork and bean juice is nasty by itself.

SPEAKER_03 23:15

Well she just dumped it out the can and cooked it?

SPEAKER_02 23:17

It's so nasty. No. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 23:19

I never cooked it. I was a kid.

SPEAKER_02 23:20

I ain't never cooked it.

SPEAKER_03 23:21

I didn't ask you. I said, did she?

SPEAKER_02 23:23

I have no fucking idea. Oh no. Like seasoned it up. Like seasoned it? I'm not in the kitchen at five years old, six years old. I don't know what the fuck they did. Y'all was cooking it?

SPEAKER_03 23:32

He wasn't cooking, but ours was flavored. I have no fucking idea.

SPEAKER_02 23:40

How y'all know y'all was flavored? Y'all was watching them cook it? Because we know what pork and beans take seconds and we know what the ones that we have. Yeah. How the fuck out of here? No. Y'all six years old and y'all know the difference between regular pork and bee juice. If you were big back, you know the difference. Y'all was big back at six?

SPEAKER_14 23:57

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:59

Mm-hmm. Fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_03 24:02

How you think we got this way?

SPEAKER_02 24:06

The fuck out of here. Y'all got to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_03 24:12

You definitely know the difference. Absolutely. Because if you go to like six? Yes, you do. You have no idea what it is. Just because you didn't know the difference, don't mean that we didn't know the difference. What I'm saying is you don't know how they cook. I'm trying to explain it to you right now. We like you know the difference. You ever had, like, you know, the school do they little you know the difference when you have the school pork and beans or baked beans, whatever. They made pork and beans in school. All of them have um, it's a can.

SPEAKER_02 24:41

Wait, what school you went to that served pork and beans? I want to know. Remember, he went to a bougie school. He did.

SPEAKER_03 24:54

He did. But anyway, my point is you know the difference. No, I want to answer to that. They serve they serve pork and beans in school.

SPEAKER_04 25:04

Did they? For real? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 25:13

You know when you have like the outing days when it's close to like summer, so you know what? Shut up.

SPEAKER_02 25:19

Yo, y'all had stoves out.

SPEAKER_03 25:23

You tell you how the schools cook the foods. Now you're being ridiculous. I don't know. I don't know. I just shot out cut me off.

SPEAKER_02 25:31

Go ahead. I'm just amazed right now.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

You know the difference between how they make their baked beans opposed to what you get at home. You know it has no flavor. Baked beans and pork and beans are two different things.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

The juice. Yeah. Brown sugar.

SPEAKER_03 25:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 25:47

And pork chunks. So the flavor won't be different between pork chunks. But it's the truth. Y'all pork and bean juice have pork and chunks in it? Everybody says it's that little fat. Yeah. Pork fat in the pork. If you had pork and beans, that's what the pork is.

SPEAKER_02 26:03

The little chunk. The little chunk. Wait, why did you think they were called pork and beans? That was the type of bean. Y'all are teaching me something. So you think that people was growing pork and beans? No, no. Like that. There was an actual. It was an actual.

SPEAKER_04 26:29

Nothing. No, nothing. I just thought they named it that.

SPEAKER_02 26:41

No. I haven't had porcupines in so long. I didn't I didn't care how it was named. Yo, that is too funny.

SPEAKER_05 26:50

Oh shit. Oh. God.

SPEAKER_03 26:58

No, that was That was the best thing I heard today. Oh my gosh. Sorry. Okay. No, let's get off of it.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

Wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_03 27:10

I got one last question.

SPEAKER_02 27:12

Wait, but like seriously, so when was the last time you had like pork and beans? Uh since I was a child. Oh, okay. I haven't had it in so long. So I eat I eat like the the bush beans uh steakhouse beans, uh huh, but that's completely different from the the brown, uh Cleveland brown as pork and beans. Because they're seasoned. So I haven't had pork and beans since, so I have no idea. Oh my god. Alright, go ahead. How to go to a field and find me a pork and bean.

SPEAKER_05 27:47

Yeah, please.

SPEAKER_02 27:49

Please.

SPEAKER_05 27:51

I don't even know how to go porn.

SPEAKER_02 27:53

Like I I didn't know it was like I unless I forgot, I haven't had it in so long. I didn't even realize there was pork chunks in there.

SPEAKER_03 28:00

It's not really like fat. It's like it's like the fat of the pork pork. Pork fat.

SPEAKER_02 28:05

Yeah. Y'all gotta be fucking shitting me for it. No, seriously. I never I never realized that it was chunks of pork fat in there. You were so deprived. I knew I thought all of it was beef. No, they was bougie. They probably took them out. Probably. Just tossed it in the sink. No, I honestly I never I don't remember seeing chunks in the fucking pork, pork and beans. Yeah. Yo, anyway, whatever. That's a while.

SPEAKER_03 28:36

Learn something new every day. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

I thought they just called it that.

SPEAKER_03 28:42

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 28:43

I didn't think it was a type of bean. I just thought they called it that.

SPEAKER_03 28:47

Well, Connecticut made the news.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

What we do? Uh pork and beans.

SPEAKER_03 28:55

Probably should have eaten pork and beans cop his ass down. A Connecticut Department of Correction officer faces charges after allegedly strangling a woman and kidnapping two children from a home Sunday in Newington.

SPEAKER_02 29:09

Strangled a woman and kidnapped two kids? Okay.

SPEAKER_03 29:12

Mm-hmm. John Layson Romero of Newington was charged with two counts of first degree kidnapping, second degree strangulation, three counts of first degree unlawful restraint, three counts of first degree reckless endangerment, two counts of risk of energy to an inner injury. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 29:29

Oh risk my energy all the time. All the time.

SPEAKER_03 29:35

I was doing good. Two counts of risk of energy.

SPEAKER_02 29:39

Oh yeah, double down. Just double down.

SPEAKER_03 29:42

Injury. Jesus Christ to a child. Third degree assault and second degree criminal mischief. So to sum it all up, basically, right? Oh, and he also allegedly threatened to kill him. So he works for the Department of Correction.

SPEAKER_02 29:58

What did he do?

SPEAKER_03 29:58

He was a C O'Connor. He's an officer. He's a CO. He's a correctional officer.

SPEAKER_02 30:02

So he So he was just like, I just want to be in here with the rest of you motherfuckers?

SPEAKER_03 30:06

Yo. Like that's crazy to me. Yeah. So um basically his uh lawyer is defending the fact that his he's Jeffrey Dressler. A military. Jeffrey Dressler. Because you know everybody in Connecticut, get Jeffrey.

SPEAKER_04 30:28

Why did I hit the tool?

SPEAKER_02 30:34

Did you used to watch that damn commercial eat your pork and beans? Oh shit. Yep, that's right. It was on back then. Mm-hmm. Old ass commercial. I'm sorry, go ahead. I'm sorry. What nine hundred eleven twenty-two. Oh wow, I know.

unknown 30:49

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 30:50

Shit was I I used to watch a lot of TV eating pork and beans.

SPEAKER_03 30:55

Alright, go ahead. I'm sorry. He'll be watching a lot of TV and eating pork and beans. No, his lawyer is saying that, you know, he suffers from PTSD from being a military veteran. Um that's nice. But it where does it explain the strangulation?

SPEAKER_02 31:13

He got strangled in the army. So his PTSD was because he got strangled before?

SPEAKER_03 31:22

By who? He don't say what his PTSD is from. It just says he was a veteran of military veterans, so.

SPEAKER_02 31:29

But military veteran means woke up screaming shell shot. He could have been like a mechanic. Oh my god. There's veterans that don't see action. You see what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 31:40

Like what he looked like he saw some action and he lost his mind.

SPEAKER_02 31:43

No. He looked like he worked on too many engines. And one of them fell on his toe and he was just like, fuck this shit. I'm out. Let me strangle somebody? Yeah. These goddamn pistons. Why are you like this? Why?

SPEAKER_03 32:00

36.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

He looked older than that. He do, right?

SPEAKER_03 32:03

Yeah. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 32:05

So he kidnapped. Who kids he kidnapped?

SPEAKER_03 32:06

Yes. They were his kids.

SPEAKER_02 32:08

He could kidnap his own kids? Mm-hmm. Yeah. That is a thing, right?

SPEAKER_03 32:11

After you strangle somebody, I guess it is kidnapping. He strangled the mom? Yeah. He strangled her and then he was like, kids, get in the car, we're going to Dunkin' Donuts, and they left.

unknown 32:21

Dunkin' Donuts?

SPEAKER_03 32:22

That's not what happened. But he did strangle her and he left. Why?

SPEAKER_04 32:31

That's not funny.

SPEAKER_02 32:33

Well, his dumb ass should. Yo, he he knows the yo, he works out of jail. I know. I don't mean shit. Or prison. Whatever the fuck. Like, come on, you shouldn't.

SPEAKER_03 32:42

See the canteen girl.

SPEAKER_02 32:44

The canteen girl. From last episode. Oh. Obviously, he's uh a little messed up in the head. Yeah. Yeah, clearly. No excuses for killing somebody. Right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_03 32:54

Nah. He didn't kill her.

SPEAKER_02 32:56

Oh, he did. She lived?

SPEAKER_03 32:58

Yeah, she lived. The kids were really.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

You don't always die for being choked.

SPEAKER_03 33:01

Yeah. Well, yeah, obviously. She's like, you know. Definitely, you know.

SPEAKER_02 33:07

As a living example. Fun fact.

SPEAKER_03 33:12

No, she I just choked yesterday. She survived and was reunited with her kids. I was eating pork and beans. He came over here behind me.

SPEAKER_02 33:20

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_03 33:23

He gave me more pork. The chunks. He gave me the chunks. I'm gonna go ahead and keep going. Because I can't do this with y'all, but we still in Connecticut. We made the map, y'all.

unknown 33:37

Yes.

Wife's Revenge on Husband's Mistress

SPEAKER_03 33:38

So three juvenile girls were united with their families, and seven men facing charges following a human trafficking investigation in Hartford according to police. I'm sick of y'all.

unknown 33:48

I didn't do it.

SPEAKER_03 33:49

I looked at him when I said it. Well, he said y'all. You were included. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 33:54

You said y'all included. Yeah, she did. I looked at him and y'all included. I think she called me fat because of the rapture. Well, don't worry. Jesus in ice um detention hall. You think like back then, like, you know how like Jesus fed, you know, people with fish and loaves of bread?

SPEAKER_03 34:23

Yeah, it was five loads of bread. How many fish? Three? He had any cans of pork and beans. He was like three fish, five loads of bread. He parted it. He was like, feed my child. Feed my child. He was breastfeeding? Because why would you say that?

SPEAKER_02 34:38

Jesus breastfeeding. Look, this is getting blasphemy now. Come here, my child. Why does he have udders? They're a nipple. What was your story? They are supple with holy Jesus. That's disgusting. Holy shit. That's disgusting. Fuck that story. That is disgusting.

SPEAKER_03 35:03

What was the story?

SPEAKER_02 35:04

Yeah, what was it about?

SPEAKER_03 35:07

Six Harper niggas got arrested.

SPEAKER_02 35:09

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 35:10

For sex.

SPEAKER_02 35:11

Okay. Wow, really? Well, I don't want to hear that. My son just went out to a party.

SPEAKER_03 35:15

Right, he's about to get traffic.

SPEAKER_02 35:17

I don't know. Some girls party.

SPEAKER_03 35:20

So the girls about to traffic your son?

SPEAKER_02 35:22

I don't know. You don't know these days.

SPEAKER_03 35:25

Yo, sometimes I just question. I really sit back and just though.

SPEAKER_02 35:37

This little girl's gonna sex traffic a 6'5.

SPEAKER_04 35:44

Like bitch, if you don't get off of me if he get in anybody's van.

SPEAKER_02 35:59

Hey. Did they find the g they found the girls?

SPEAKER_03 36:01

Yeah, the girls. It was three girls. They um they returned they returned them home.

SPEAKER_02 36:05

So Okay. Did they say where they were trafficked to? Diddy's house.

SPEAKER_03 36:15

Moving on. I didn't get that far because pork and beans over here. So is Diddy going free? Not that I know of. Did y'all see Carisha letter?

SPEAKER_02 36:27

No. I didn't I didn't see that letter. No, I saw it.

SPEAKER_03 36:30

She said Diddy's a good guy.

SPEAKER_02 36:32

He's a good man. He's a good man, Savannah. It's a good man. She is just ugly. When he put that oil on.

SPEAKER_03 36:43

But I don't think he's been um released to oh no, I don't think they I don't think they they may have dropped. I heard he was giving but I don't think he's uh they not really say giving free class uh free classes in jail.

SPEAKER_02 36:57

To what baby oil rubbins? Being successful. Oh really? Or something like that. It's one of them pyramid schemes. Probably. His whole he teaching them how to be a parabolic uh parablegic. What paralegal? So oh shit. There's an interesting story about a wife who found out that her husband was cheating on her, and she decided to send a message to her husband's mistress by involving uh the children, her children, the mistress's children. Um it's a very, very interesting story. There's so many things going on. There is uh there's audio for it. Um there there is so many different things going on. And I want y'all to take on what y'all feel about this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_21 38:09

If you're not that whore, keep on scrolling. See, I know a little more than what you think I know. And this right here, it'll make it to your for you page. This is your warning, and this is your first and only warning shot. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Hey. Why are you walking to school? I can take you. Get in. I'll take you to school. Get in. I know your mama.

SPEAKER_04 38:51

And she jumped to the car.

SPEAKER_21 38:54

What are you a school at? Where your mama take you to free. He's down there right now.

SPEAKER_02 39:17

Damn.

SPEAKER_21 39:18

Say what? Be down there right now. Be down there right now.

SPEAKER_04 39:25

Damn.

SPEAKER_21 39:28

Don't tell your mama pick you up.

SPEAKER_02 39:33

Hey, yo. That's next level.

SPEAKER_20 39:39

Oh, it get better. Okay, I see how the numbers are so right here.

SPEAKER_02 39:51

You see you see her? Her nostrils are fucking.

SPEAKER_03 39:56

Whoa!

SPEAKER_02 39:59

Whoa.

SPEAKER_03 40:01

So you saying because her nostrils are woke, she should be cheated on? No, she looks like. What is that puppy?

SPEAKER_02 40:12

Oh my god, she looks like.

SPEAKER_20 40:15

Your mommy here. Uh there's guy named D. D.

SPEAKER_12 40:24

No, D's.

SPEAKER_20 40:27

Oh. Well, I just come in and wait. My mama. Okay. She ain't gonna do shit.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

To the woman that been sleeping with my just walk in the people's house and waiting for them to come back from the store.

SPEAKER_03 40:39

She looked like a like She said shit. She ain't gonna do shit.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

Hey yo. Do you feel like I think that's too drastic? Don't involve kids. I don't do what you have to do to to your cheating man, husband, whatever the fuck. Don't involve kids. Especially if they're not your children. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think that's just a little too far. Um I think that's tacky a little bit, but do what you gotta do to catch a man.

SPEAKER_03 41:18

She technically didn't involve them kids. Lead them kids out. Why your kids don't know not to hop and nobody fucking. That part. No. Why is your kid talking to a stranger anyway when they're putting up the side? I'm not saying it's the child's fault. I'm saying it's the mother's fault for not teaching her kids not to talk to strangers.

SPEAKER_02 41:34

You could teach your kids not to talk to strangers, but when you have somebody as convincing as an adult talking about, I know your mama, get in the car, type of shit, you would think the lessons and the teachings that you give to your children is going to fare, but if you know what I'm saying, you don't never know. You know what I'm saying? Especially if somebody is so convincing and hey, you I know this person, that person, this person. That's how people get kidnapped all the time. Even if they know those kind of lessons, she shouldn't have done that. She shouldn't have done that to roll up on a a child and say, Hey, your mama said da da da da. I mean, because it's convincing for a child, for a little child, that's convincing. Oh, you know my mom? Oh, okay. Oh, you know this person, he's over there right now. Okay, it sounds cool. And then you know what I'm saying? So a child a child is not mentally mature enough to understand that they're being played. Even if you're teaching them lessons like don't jump at jump in a stranger's car. You just never know. What about showing up to their house? All of that is is nasty. All of that is nasty work. If they're not there, don't walk up in my house. With my children. You're with my children. Now, now, if that person comes back and decides to shoot your ass because you now trespassed in my house with my children, my children's in danger, your ass deserved to get shot. Unless she got a gun waiting for them. You dig like so again, like now your groceries and your brain are splattered. Yeah, I I just I just think that's nasty work. Don't involve the children. Get at her a different way. Don't involve the children.

SPEAKER_03 43:13

Why getting at the woman though? Get out of here, it's the man.

SPEAKER_02 43:16

Well, in this case, I'm just basing it off what she's doing and getting at the at the woman. So I get at whoever the fuck you want to get at, but leave the children.

SPEAKER_03 43:25

They've been battling this because you knew where this woman lived. Right. The route for her kids to go to school. So this is and she said it. Oh, he's been sleeping with my husband for two years. Bitch, you should have left.

SPEAKER_02 43:37

I know. Like, why are you still there? Why are you stalking these people if you know your man?

SPEAKER_03 43:41

And and the fact that he know you know, so that means, okay, well, I'm gonna keep doing it because she knows and she ain't going.

SPEAKER_02 43:46

Or she's just unhinged and he was like, I'm leaving, and she can't accept the fact that he left.

SPEAKER_03 43:51

That could be a part two. Well, if he left, he shouldn't still be her husband.

SPEAKER_02 43:56

I mean, people leave relationships without technically getting divorced.

SPEAKER_03 43:59

Unless he's not her husband, and she keeps saying that.

SPEAKER_02 44:01

Yeah, yeah, I'm saying, like, if they're separated and are looking to do the divorce, it just not hasn't come around yet, but they're separated and I'm not around yet.

SPEAKER_03 44:11

Oh, those is her kids. She trained him to do that because she wanted some views. Either. I mean Because honestly, I really I mean, it is possible. That kids have that, that do that. All possibilities on the table. But I'm just saying, like you think of like you as a kid and stuff like that, you know what I'm saying? Sometimes. And and I mean, as far as our culture goes too. Like, sometimes people be like, Yeah, you know, I know your mama. Sometimes kids be like, I don't give a fuck. Well, we grew up different.

SPEAKER_02 44:47

We grew up different from these kids, though. Like, we wouldn't jump in nobody's fucking car.

SPEAKER_03 44:51

No, we grew up different from these kids. We were jumping in people's cars. You were it's different. Meaning, like, not like that. It was more friendlier than what it is for those kids now, is what I'm saying. Oh. So it's different.

SPEAKER_02 45:04

Yeah, I I don't know. I all possibly possibilities are on the table. I mean, that could be her kids, it could be her just getting views. This could be just a story.

SPEAKER_03 45:14

A whole bunch of stuff. You never know what the social media is.

SPEAKER_02 45:16

I just don't, I don't like it. Have either of you done anything. Crazy story. Drastic when you found out you were being cheated on?

SPEAKER_03 45:22

Like drastic?

SPEAKER_02 45:23

Well, you know, just out of the norm.

SPEAKER_03 45:28

I've done a lot of crazy stuff.

SPEAKER_02 45:32

Well, let's touch on that a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 45:35

Let's not.

unknown 45:40

No.

SPEAKER_02 45:40

Would you say any of those things were at the level of something like this? No. Okay. So you've never like showed up at anybody's house? They didn't know. So then So you're doing what she was doing, you then take the next step.

SPEAKER_03 45:55

No, no, no. I wasn't I wasn't trying to approach a female.

SPEAKER_05 45:59

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 46:00

I was trying to catch the guy in a lie. So what I was doing was, oh, I know you know, or whatever, because the person claimed that they over there. So I sat outside to see if they showed up to say that they weren't where they were supposed to be. That's a good idea. Did they show up? No. Yeah. And I didn't sit there long enough anyway, because I was like, mm, this is stupid. And I left.

SPEAKER_02 46:26

Mr. You? No, I don't think I've done anything drastic. And I'm and I'm thinking. I don't know. Yeah, I don't I don't think I I just got revenge.

SPEAKER_05 46:44

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:46

I end up dating her best friend. Really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I thought that was um that was wild though. I and I I do um I actually agree about, you know, involving the kids. Um I think that that's the going to the house I see differently than the approaching them and having them get in your car. Yeah. You go to somebody's house, whether they're kids or they or not, that's not really involving the kids, am I? No, no, no. But like her pushing away and waiting though. Yeah, that's that that's you well that's just yeah, you didn't that's crazy. Yeah, showing up for the house. Yeah, but finding somebody's child walking to school and get convincing them to get in your car. Right, to ask them questions and shit. It's wild to me. Because now you see, like, if if she was less sane than she was, that could have been a problem. Yeah. Especially knowing that this man has been doing it for two years, you you don't know the the level of of you know, she could have took off with that shit. Yeah, right. Like, and at that split second, you'll be like, oh, two years, nigga, and then and then something could have snapped, and I alright, now I got your I'ma have your kid or whatever. Like she's willing to do whatever at that point. It's like, no, like, just don't involve him.

SPEAKER_03 48:14

So did y'all um hear about the new um AI software they have going out that you can have a whole avatar or you're catfishing basically, um through FaceTime.

SPEAKER_02 48:29

Wait, so you I can FaceTime you with a whole different body?

SPEAKER_03 48:33

A whole different body, whole different gender, whole different everything.

SPEAKER_02 48:37

Wait, and it is doesn't wait, how how the fuck did that work and you not know it's AI?

SPEAKER_03 48:42

There's a video, but I I will post it up on our page Mr. You could go ahead and look at it and see.

SPEAKER_02 48:49

Let me take a look at this.

SPEAKER_03 48:52

So the guy that's in the top corner, that's him. That's him for real. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 49:06

Holy shit, and this nigga did an old man. Mm-hmm. And that shit looked real. Exactly. Are you fucking serious? Yo, you know what I'm about to do with this? Get out of here. Look. I am about to make a OnlyFans like a motherfucker. Why do you think I'm so happy? Oh my god. My OnlyFans is about to be popping.

SPEAKER_03 49:28

Yo, get out of here. Yo, you gonna be the girl?

SPEAKER_02 49:32

Hell yeah. Smeier than pork and beans. Smother than pork and beans.

AI Face Filters and Fast Food Ice

SPEAKER_03 49:36

He's just lathering it. That's girl.

SPEAKER_02 49:38

In a tub just with the pork chunks.

SPEAKER_03 49:40

But that's wild though.

SPEAKER_02 49:41

Popping it open.

SPEAKER_03 49:42

That's absolutely scary, though.

SPEAKER_02 49:45

It is scary. It's very scary.

SPEAKER_03 49:46

Because people already being catfished. Now you just gave these catfishers a reason to actually use the Yeah, I'm gonna be on a circle as a catfish AI guy.

SPEAKER_02 50:01

He's saying on the circle.

SPEAKER_03 50:05

I told Shawnee, I was like, I can't wait to see this on Neve show. Yo, for real. That's why cruising that songs.

SPEAKER_02 50:13

Why y'all don't want to come see me? You never FaceTime me. Now they can FaceTime you and be a whole different fucking person. I know. Exactly. Like they should uh came out with that during COVID when nobody could go out the house. For real. Right. And just become a little bit of a couple of things. That would have been worse. Yeah, that'd be like as soon as you got out the house, you'd be like, oh my girl's so fucking pretty. Come out. She looked like pairs of feet.

SPEAKER_03 50:31

They would have got married. They would've got married via Zoom.

SPEAKER_02 50:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:36

You go to meet your wife, and it's like this 250-pound bald-headed white man.

SPEAKER_02 50:42

With four titties and three nipples. That is the sheet. Absolutely upset. Oh my god, what happened? What happened?

SPEAKER_03 50:51

Did you hear what he said? Okay. I'm just But y'all didn't hear what I no, I didn't because that right there caught me off guard. Oops. What'd you say? Nothing.

SPEAKER_02 51:03

But yeah, that's crazy. That's absolutely crazy. That is scary though. Um would you use it?

unknown 51:12

Me?

SPEAKER_02 51:12

Well yeah, I would. If like I would use it. No, not on a serious I would use. No, I would use it to really try to profit off of it. Like really doing the OnlyFans? Like I will profit off of that shit. Like seriously. Why did why OnlyFans? They're already doing it in um.

SPEAKER_03 51:32

You could technically be a sugar baby with that app.

SPEAKER_02 51:35

I know. Yeah. But they're already doing that shit with the app call. Sugarbaby.com.

SPEAKER_03 51:42

No, not.

SPEAKER_02 51:43

I'm about to make it.

SPEAKER_03 51:44

No, there is a thing called sugarbaby.com.

SPEAKER_02 51:47

For real?

SPEAKER_03 51:47

That's where they get.

SPEAKER_02 51:48

The Sugar Baby app?

SPEAKER_03 51:50

No, that's where they're.

SPEAKER_02 51:51

No, I'm talking about what's the name of the um The software he's talking about.

SPEAKER_03 51:54

Oh Sugarbaby.com is real though.

SPEAKER_02 51:58

How do you know? I was on there. You were just on there a couple weeks ago? I had a profile.

SPEAKER_03 52:03

No, I'd have money if I was on there.

SPEAKER_02 52:05

So how do you know about sugarbaby.com?

SPEAKER_03 52:07

We have social media.

SPEAKER_02 52:09

Oh, it's been on?

SPEAKER_03 52:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:11

Oh. What do you mean? You said you got a profile on what? Oh, wait, did I say sugar baby? No, sugar daddy. All right, sweet and low.com. So this is an interesting story that is so disgusting to me, and it just makes me question life and its existence. So there was a investigation on fast food restaurants. What was that little giggle? I don't know. Fast food restaurants in the UK. Uh-huh. And it included McDonald's, Burger King, and KFC. Oh Lord. And they tested the ice from those restaurants. Yeah. And more than half of the samples of ice contained fecal bacteria at significant levels. So experts explain that the contamination typically occurred when workers handle ice with unwashed hands and when the machines are not being properly cleaned and maintained. And they found that the similar pro problems were documented in the United States as well. ABC News investigated and found um ice samples from the American fast food chains that carry more bacteria than toilet water. That's crazy. You ever see how they refill them shits? Yeah. I I I never like I fucking hate it. U.S. health inspections. Like I think I used to order my shits with no ice for mold and debris in the ice machine. Because they're not cleaning. They don't clean it. They don't clean them properly or ever sometimes. They use a dirty bucket, they scoop up a bunch of fucking ice and pour right on the top. And I don't know where the fuck the bucket been. But even like just like the soda machines, like not even the ice. It's just messy.

SPEAKER_03 54:10

Especially them ice cream machines. The milkshakes. I remember. Don't you still get frosties? After a while, I don't frosties. Oh not frosties. Um you talk about McFlurry? Yeah, McFlurries.

SPEAKER_02 54:28

That is very true.

SPEAKER_03 54:31

Why do you think cats walk around here with H. pylori?

SPEAKER_02 54:35

They got shit mouth. That's so nasty. Yeah, I don't got C diff.

SPEAKER_03 54:41

Right?

SPEAKER_02 54:42

C diff They got Roy G Biv. I don't know. You said C diff. I just that's what they're gonna be turning. Their skin color is gonna turn on all those.

Songs on Repeat and Favorite Gems

SPEAKER_03 55:07

So um I got a video. Oh my god. Audio, I mean, I I want you to play. Oh no. But it's about be careful, but we black people always notice though, about you know, people who's supposed to be helping us maintain our health. Right. So as far as doctors, dentists, and stuff like that. Well, now that you know Tangerine Tits is in office, all the maggas coming out crazy.

SPEAKER_02 55:37

Oh, not the magas.

SPEAKER_03 55:38

So now you gotta be careful who doing your shit.

SPEAKER_00 55:42

And especially what you post on social media, because it could come back to haunt you, even if you meant it as a joke. It's a joke my favorite hat I use sometimes.

SPEAKER_17 55:52

It says, make your smile great again. So I wear that when I work in my patients.

SPEAKER_00 55:58

Santa Carita Dennis, Dr. Holene Greywall of Skyline Smiles, a self-proclaimed MAGA dentist, is facing criticism after making comments about patients who don't share her political views.

SPEAKER_18 56:10

So when they look horrified or complain, I quietly cut back on the laptop and say, You got this. It's not as bad as you think it is.

SPEAKER_00 56:22

Online reaction has been swift. Some users say they've reported Dr. Greywall to the California Dental Board. Others are leaving reviews like this one. This doctor bragged on video that she treats patients differently based on their political views. This is not just unprofessional, it is unethical and scary. Nobody's directly getting harmed from it.

SPEAKER_16 56:52

It's just making a joke.

SPEAKER_02 56:54

Yeah. People are getting harmed.

SPEAKER_16 56:55

We all make jokes. And I'm sure the Democrats get in a room and make jokes about Republicans too. It's not a joke. Laughing about inflicting pain. That's what I'm saying. That's not a joke.

SPEAKER_02 57:06

We have communities technically you could be doing going to the diet. And how would the patient know if there was a joke or not? Whether it's a joke or not. Right. Correct. Because all they know is they're experiencing the pain. So now is this normal pain I'm supposed to be. Now any patient she had that actually felt pain can sue her.

SPEAKER_03 57:22

Yep. They're gonna do an investigation. Well, they need to.

SPEAKER_02 57:25

Yeah, that's a fucking idiot. That's crazy. She decreased in the laughing gas. Right. Yeah, she's a fucking idiot. So now, bitch, laugh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:34

Talk about, oh, I'm sure Democrats. Democrats didn't get caught saying shit. You didn't.

SPEAKER_02 57:38

Yeah, for all of this political. I was trying to point the finger. Like Yeah. This whole Democrat versus Republican shit is stupid.

SPEAKER_03 57:48

It is.

SPEAKER_02 57:48

It's so tiring. Did you see that that uh Reese's rapper fucking trying to get at um Crockett? Uh wait, that um what's her name? Uh fuckface. Botox bitch. Yeah. The one with all the Botox and like well, first, first Donald Trump said some shit. Yeah. And then the the lady had put on the post called her black bitch or some shit.

SPEAKER_03 58:15

The mayonnaise packet. She caught a ghetto. She caught yep.

SPEAKER_02 58:18

Yeah, her name was like Laura or something or something. Yeah, that bitch. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:21

Yeah, Hellman's.

SPEAKER_02 58:25

She got the fucking nerve. And now, like, because people was like coming at her on TikTok and and stuff like that. She don't care. She don't she care. And they tear her ass up. Just all kinds of recklessness coming out of her.

SPEAKER_03 58:36

And then she had the nerve to call her ugly.

SPEAKER_02 58:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:39

Ma'am, have you looked at yourself in the mirror?

SPEAKER_02 58:42

Jasmine came out and responded as well. She was doing an interview.

SPEAKER_03 58:46

I love her. Um I absolutely love her.

SPEAKER_02 58:49

She was like, because Jasmine is older than her.

SPEAKER_03 58:53

And she looked way older than her. Like you talking all this shit.

SPEAKER_02 58:58

Typical. And she was like, You got lip fillers. Yeah, like she looked like her face about to explode.

SPEAKER_03 59:03

Like you trying to get the lips that Jasmine has. Stop it.

SPEAKER_02 59:07

At the same time. Alright. Take it on my goddamn nerves. Yeah. Um, name a song that you guys currently have on repeat. You look killing your cuteness.

SPEAKER_03 59:16

Um a song that I have on. I have a lot of songs on repeat. Let me think. Uh somebody else answer while I think.

SPEAKER_02 59:35

I have a lot of songs on repeat too, but there's like, there's been one that I keep like, I swear to God, I'll I'm like driving somewhere and I'm playing the song, and then I just keep playing it again. Playing it again for the whole ride. I just keep playing it back, playing it back, playing it back. And that's um it of course it's a Monica song. Um, my everything from the um her uh oh my god, the um Oh my god, I keep forgetting the name of the fucking album.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:10

Oh my god. I don't know why I still stand to keep popping in my head, but that ain't it. Yeah. And I got freaking cold red in my head. Um God. If it's a song that I'm gonna constantly keep on repeat, I will honestly say it is Saving All My Love, Whitney Houston. The makings of me.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:32

Lord Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:34

My song. Oh God. Here we go.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:39

My song would be what?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:45

Were we waiting for you to say?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:47

Right, we're waiting for you to say what the fuck. You say, oh God, like, can I like I'm thinking?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:53

No, you was building it up.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:01

Thank you, Jesus. You're my savior. We see how that happened.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:09

We see how that happened.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:12

Praises to your name, Jesus. You got the power.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:16

When you pick it something up from college.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:18

Thank you, Jesus. You're my savior.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:26

Shut out the space. Um, no, I'm a big, I'm a big uh soca listener. Like I listen to Soka all the time. So I would say um.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:40

That just slid right out of my hand. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:43

That was that was crazy. That was that was crazy. Um I I I play Soka all the time. So any Soka song.

SPEAKER_13 1:01:54

Um mainly every gal get busy for me. Every gal get busy for me. Every gal get busy for me. Like one, two, three.

SPEAKER_14 1:02:01

No. Spinny, spinny, spinny, spinny, spinny, spinny, go spinny.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:11

Uh I'll play that all the time. Yeah. So spinny.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:15

Spinny.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:16

Yeah, little Rick.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:18

Thank you, DJ Bus the nut. Uh, yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:20

Oh, it was pleasurable. My god.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:23

I had a question. Yeah. Would you choose your mother again in another lifetime?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:30

Why you giggle like that?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:32

What a question. What a question to ask. He had to think about it. And what's funny is all three of our mothers is Gemini's. Yes. So we all have to think about it. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:45

I don't.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:46

You wouldn't.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:47

When I asked that question, I initially said I didn't pick her anyway. The first time. We didn't.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:56

But now that you have an option, would you pick her?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:02

Thank you, Jesus. Rula Hill.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:06

Wow. Yeah, I will. Yeah. I would. I mean, there's there's a lot of there's a lot of uh positives that I learned from her.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:16

Don't get me wrong. I love my mom and you know, and everything, but she loves her mother in lowercase letters.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:22

I like a new, I like a new adventure, not a new challenge.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:29

You get a mother. You need a new boss.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:32

Your new mother will be Jamaican and I'd probably be great. Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:39

I'd be like, ah, I made it. This is where I belong.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:46

Until your pork and beans don't got no seasoning.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:49

I never got it.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:50

It got jerk sauce in it.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:51

I never heard it. Not quite. That's all actually. She got jerky beans.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:55

Jerkin beans.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:58

Little cut-up pieces of jerk pork. Oh y'all. Jerk pork juice. I ain't even gonna lie.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:07

Yeah. Curry beans. Curry beans.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:21

Y'all are so curry beans.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:29

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:30

Yeah, peppers steak and board.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:32

Alright, one more question, and then I think we're on to your favorite mark. You're getting roasted, and you can only call two of them, two of these comedians to come help you. One is Cat Williams, two is I think that's Charleston White. Is that Charleston White? Who is that?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:50

Where which one are you looking at?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:52

This guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:54

I have no fucking idea. That don't look like him.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:57

I don't know who that is. I thought it was, but maybe I'm wrong.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:01

That ain't Charleston White, uh. Let me see. I ain't really gonna Well, we ain't calling him.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:10

Yeah, because I don't know who that is.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:11

I have no fucking clue.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:13

Yeah. I'll post this picture up too. But um, Dave Chappelle.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:17

Charleston White wouldn't make you with that list.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:20

But he be funny with roasting people, though.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:22

Yeah, but Charleston White, he looks in two different directions. I don't even think he's a comedian, is he? No. Yeah, well, he be real.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:31

And he is, that's why I thought it was him. Mike Epps, Martin Lawrence, or Kevin Hart. So again, Cat Williams, we're gonna skip this guy. Um Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle, Mike Epps, Martin Lawrence, or uh Kevin Hart. So you have to pick two of them.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:46

I only can pick one, and then I have another one that's not even on that list.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:50

What we gotta go with the list.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:52

So Dave Chappelle and Dave Chappelle.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:57

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:57

Dave Chappelle and Patrice O'Neill.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:00

He's not on the list.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:02

I'm not picking anybody else on that list.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:03

So then just say Dave.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:05

There's only one. So that means you lose the roasting battle. Dave Chappelle can handle everybody. But you gotta pick two. Dave Chappelle can handle everybody.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:17

If it comes to roasting, I don't know. I feel like this dude probably a roaster, but I don't know. But I'm gonna pick. I don't either. But I'm my two people would be Cat Williams and I'm gonna go with Martin. Dave Chappelle funny, but we talk about roasting roasting.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:42

Yes, that's why I would pick him.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:44

Nah.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:45

Those are my two.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:46

Who you picking?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:47

I was going Cat Williams and Kevin Hart.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:51

See, I I teetered with Kevin, but I was like, mmm. He would get caught saying the same thing on the city.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:58

Yeah, Dave got those your mama jokes. But make it like funnier. Uh-huh. Like funnier your mama jokes. But Dave would destroy you from the inside. Emotionally.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:13

But that's if you get it.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:16

He's he's he's a build-up, build-up, build up.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:20

But you have to think about it. Exactly. And a lot of people, that's you like that. That's you.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:25

A lot of people don't do that.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:26

That's why I said Patrice O'Neill, because Patrice O'Neill just goes. But he but he's not on this.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:35

Attack. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:36

Oh my god, that was so funny because I got it exactly. Yeah. Dave Chappelle, I find, does a lot of like storytelling. Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:45

Yeah. But when he when he came was coming up, we could do that.

unknown 1:07:48

Who?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:49

Early early. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:50

Nah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:51

Y'all when he was skinny?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:53

You I know what Dave you talking about.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:55

The skinny day.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:57

It's like it's like Van Jokes now talking about Dave Chappelle. If you really, really think about it. Skinny Luther, Big Luther.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:03

Dave Chappelle wasn't that fucking funny until he did the Chappelle show. I've watched Dave before.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:09

That's comedy jam Dave was funny.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:12

He was that's still iffy for me. Like I did not find Dave Chappelle funny then.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:18

I only started finding him funny when he started doing it.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:20

You thought of him like Mike Epps?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:24

Yeah, because I don't find Mike Epps to be like. And I still don't find him funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:29

Nah. Mm-mm. Friday just made him funny. Not even that. It was more of just like the storyline. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:38

The people around him made it funny. He didn't, he wasn't that funny. Yeah. He had his little one little lineup. That's even like for me, like Chris Rock.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:47

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:48

No, Chris Rock stand up. He if you actually listen, he's funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:51

Yeah, I don't really find him that funny. Like, okay, his voice is funny. That's what makes it more funny. To me. To me.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:58

Yeah. Alright. We got some fan mail. Oh. We got a couple letters in the mailbox. Oh. Uh, our first fan mail comes and it says, You're right, mister. I used to be an usher. I ain't shaved my legs.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:19

Do you shave your legs now?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:21

Wait.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:22

Please say yes. What? When we talk about the Usher, and you said something about the hairy legs. Well, you were focused on the hairy legs, right? He was focused on the hairy legs when we were talking about the ushers for the church.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:36

Oh, yeah. Our last one says, Mr. Where do you send your son? Caucasian women fight in the street over chicken. And why you go back looking for the chicken?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:52

But you know that she played you. Caucasian? Or he. I'm a sexist. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:07

I guess I'm gonna be adding that out, too. Anyway, yeah. Yeah. So well, yeah. It's uh it's a it's it's a town. I don't know, I don't want to call a town out, but you you're right. I don't know why, you know, he's playing ball out there. So but the fact that you went back for the chicken is I wanted to see if it was still there. Like, and it wasn't. That's the most amazing part about it. Like, they saved the chicken. Or maybe animals just came around and grabbed it. In the middle of the city, like, who what animals were? It was like eight pieces of chicken. So what that's as greedy as not one dead squirrel running up a tree with a with a leg and a thigh. A squirrel running up a tree with an extra crispy thigh. Crispy thigh and a biscuit. Jesus Christ. Original breast. Yow. Get out of here. Anyway, breasts. Caucasian breasts. So I like this gym because it just brings you back in the day. So back in the nineties, R and B was like the thing to listen to, right? I was born in 2000. You wish. Boys to Men had 90s kids crying like their married just their marriage just ended over someone they only held hands with. I find that fucking hilarious. Why? Because you was crying? No, I wasn't, but in elementary, I used to sing boys boys to men songs all the time. And I always felt like, why am I singing these grown-ass songs as if I'm married? Like, like I just got a girlfriend, like but I'm up there, I'm down on my knees, type of shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:11

It's just like SWB. SWB.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:17

Sisters with breasts.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:28

Oh shit. Oh shit. Did you really think about the songs that they played? We was like 12. No, seriously.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:35

I feel like all of our music was so out of pocket for them.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:40

It was.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:41

And we were singing it.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:42

Yo, get off the sisters with Brandon.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:46

But I do agree, like, because I Boys Temer was probably like my favorite group every day. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. And I definitely was constantly playing their albums and singing their songs. But I never like. I never cried. Loving. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:04

You ever cried on a song?

SPEAKER_02 1:13:06

No. Well, only the ones I wrote. The what the what you wrote? Yeah, the ones I wrote. Wow. Like I used to love Week by Sisters of Rest.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:21

What the fuck? This is with boners.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:29

Next gem. Oh shit. Alright, so the next gem is now this is gonna be a two-part. Second part is something I gotta ask, okay? I got friends I can leave a thousand dollars around and not worry, but leave some chicken out gone instantly. Right? That's racist. Alright, so okay. So I knew somebody was gonna say that. I knew somebody. There's a stereotype because we can like chicken, right? What is the white version of chicken? Mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:13

What? It's mayonnaise. The bitches put mayonnaise on everything.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:21

That's their stereotype.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:22

It's like, ooh, look at these apples, mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:25

That's disgusting. That is nasty.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:28

Like, mmm, fruit. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:31

I'm going with casserole. I was gonna say casserole.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:34

They make cut.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:35

They love a good mayonnaise. That is nasty. They make wait.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:41

They really do have fruit. Some of them have fruit with fruit casserole? No, not a casserole. It's not casserole, but it's just I'm a few. It's a mayonnaise casserole. I've seen videos of them having like apples in fucking mayonnaise. It's disgusting. That is nasty. I know.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:57

No.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:58

I'm serious.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:59

Yo, pull up that video. Oh, any. No, not now. I don't want to see it now, but god damn. No, I gotta verify.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:06

I gotta remember where I saw it.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:08

Oh my god. Gym number three. Absolutely not. The liquor store's gotta start a rewards program. I know I'm due for a free pint. Word. As much drink we buy. Word.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:24

I know my picture on somebody's goddamn wall. Customer of the year. Been a while. She ain't been here. Inflation, my guy. For real.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:37

Well, that's my gems.

SPEAKER_12 1:15:39

Until the friend dropped the gems back in the house once again. Look at life down if I'm gonna be good face gas like a big stick. Hold on. Did you find it?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:49

Because I did actually know this existed. Waldorf Waldorf salad. I didn't know. Oh my god. Fucking mayonnaise. It's apples and mayonnaise and nut. I'll bet.

unknown 1:16:00

I told you.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:01

Yeah, it's walnuts, wapes. Oh, that nut. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:07

Well, you wouldn't know the difference. It's mayonnaise in it.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:11

Yeah. Alright, ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:22

Pick six.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:27

It's not pick six anymore because I go way past six. So it's just the picks of the week for week number four. Uh most of my oh my god. I was accurate on most of my picks last week until the Eagles decide to block a punt and run it back 300 pounds. They blocked the shit out of that punt. And my man rumbled, tumbled, fumbled all the way down to fucking and score and won the game. Won the game with no minute, no seconds on the clock. Rams, all they had to do was make the field goal. Block blocked field goal, ran it down for the touchdown. Game over. Eagles win. I knew the Eagles was gonna win. Fuck me up. Uh the the Browns winning. That's typical. Like, who saw that coming? So a lot of- I always see it. Yeah, I know. Your eyes is open. Your eyes be open. And you let them off the hook, yeah. So this week, I don't know. I'm just gonna go here with my picks here. Um, I have Washington Commanders beating the Falcons, Bills over the Saints, Lions over the Browns. Hopefully that stands with the how the Browns have been playing. Houston over Titans. I have the Panthers beating the Patriots. Now they're the underdogs there. Um how do you feel about that? The Panthers beating the Patriots. I mean, they beat Dallas. No, did they beat Dallas? No. Everybody beat Dallas so far. No, they didn't play Dallas. They didn't beat. Yeah, because no, it was uh who they just made look fucking amazing. Me.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:11

Yeah, who was that?

SPEAKER_02 1:18:13

It was Caleb fucking Williams. So it was fucking first it was Giants with uh Russell Wilson, and then they made Caleb fucking Williams look amazing.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:25

I told you. I told you they were gonna be.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:27

So am I I have I have Jordan Love on my bench in my fantasy, so I might I might be put playing him because he plays against Dallas uh Sunday night, tomorrow night. He's gonna probably look like a fucking star, so who am I playing? I'm playing me. You I am playing you. Aren't you in the lead right now? I don't know. No, I am, I think. My running back. Yeah, he did a little bit more than my uh uh who did I have playing? Your wide receiver.

unknown 1:19:00

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:01

Yeah. Alright, so I got Panthers upsetting the Patriots. I got Chargers beating the Giants. The Giants are starting um their rookie quarterback. Um, I don't think that's gonna be a good idea.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:13

Wow, they got rid of Russell already?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:15

Yeah, he's well he ain't get rid of him, but he's not they're looking at going to Jackson Dark.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:21

He's doing Russell so fucking dirty.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:23

Yeah, they're doing him back.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:24

That's crazy. If she wasn't singing, they'd be poor.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:26

Here's my next upset Eagles and the Buccaneers. I I the Eagles gotta take their first loss somewhere, and I'm giving it to and Baker retrust because somehow, some way, Baker always finds his way. If he's losing in the fourth quarter, he finds his way to win the game.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:43

I feel like the Eagles are gonna take that game.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:45

I'm gonna go with the Buccaneers. But uh, yeah, but they are the favorites. But it's at Tampa Bay. Tampa Bay's home. So I I'm always gonna go against the Eagles.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:57

Everybody should go against the Eagles. But I feel like the Eagles are gonna win.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:01

Yeah, uh I mean most likely they might, but they that they haven't been looking good this year. So Rams, what I mean by that is like Jalen Jalen Hurts has been doing it all my.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:12

But if you think about it, if you really, really pay attention, like everybody's not looking that great.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:17

Yeah, you goddamn right, especially Dallas. Um Rams over the Colts. Uh I got Jacksonville beating 49ers. That's a stretch. The Jaguars beating 49ers, I think the Jaguars 49ers, they're injured all over the place. McCaffrey might do something. They got who the quarterback is. I don't I can't remember. But I think this is time to take a loss. I think the Chiefs is gonna Chiefs and Ravens. I like that game. Who do you got?

SPEAKER_03 1:20:51

I hate to say it. They're both one and two. I hate to say it. But the Ravens.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:56

I'm going with the Ravens too. I need Derrick Henry to step the fuck up though.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:00

No, I need him to sit down.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:02

No, no, I need him to step the step up. No, fantasy-wise, I need him to sit down.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:05

I need him to I need Patrick to step the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:09

They probably both will. Let's go. I got Raiders over the Bears, and I got I got the Packers over Dallas. I can see that. Yeah, I don't want to go against them. Matter of fact, I'm not. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go Cowboys.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:26

You always wanna go Cowboys, but your defense suck ass.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:29

Our defense is trash. Pure fucking manure.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:34

Like, yo.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:36

Oh my god, Diggs just get Diggs is getting fucking smoked. Smoked with his pants down.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:41

Like he might as well just sit down and just let them get there.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:45

Yeah, for real. Like, get the f anyway. Anyway, but those are my picks. I know there's two more games, but who cares about Jets and Dolphins and Broncos and Bengals?

SPEAKER_03 1:21:56

That's all like a bracelet deal. Yeah, yeah, I know the whole set.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:59

Yeah. So that's my nanny name. That's my pick for weeks week four. Bet them if you if you need to. Don't listen to me to bet. Bet your own shit. I bet my own. Uh and that's that. Bet on red.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:13

Alright. And anything else? Any closing anything you guys want to say to the people before we sign off? Oh, don't forget. Halloween party. If you're interested, let me know. It's going to be fun. Get the mouth wet. 500 shots. 500 shots are going to be is going to be on the table. Your entry is probably going to be some shots. If you did not pay, you're not coming in. Well, we might change that. It might be a little bit more money at the door, but it will come with an extra shot. If you have to pay at the door, that is a double shot immediately. I'm thinking about that. So it's$25 instead of$20 in a double shot. A double free shot. A double free shot.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:05

Come shake your ass with some candy.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:07

Oh my god. So it's it's gonna be fun. Trust me. The sound is gonna be great. Uh the night's gonna be great. The mood's gonna be great. The vibe's gonna be great. The drinks are gonna be delicious. Trust me, it's going to be great. So if you're interested, let me know. Uh, anybody else got any closing? Um, KFC has a special going on right now. Um, so go out, grab you a 12-piece of uh Sisters with Extra Krispy Breast. Don't drop them in the street. So those Caucasians come around.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:35

Lay off that goddamn mayonnaise and fruit.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:37

That's nasty. That should close it. Have your pet spade or neutered. Alright, we out of here. Thank you guys later.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:49

Black is the colour. Rum turn me to a dancer. Rum turn me to a dancer. When it rum, talking, I answer. It talking, I answer. Rum turn me to a dancer. Let me go, let it go, let me go. When it rum, tell you you're the big dancer. Come show them you're the big dancer. Ben down if you're the big dancer. Waistline cause you're the big dancer. When he rum, tell you you're the big dancer. Come show them use a big dancer. Waistline, cause you're the big dancer. Your waist bilingual. Ya va a man, but your waistline single. Feel a heat and your waistline finger. Body good, body stacked like spring custom. Yeah. Baila, your waist bilingual. Link up and make your waistline mingle. Make it shake, make it shake like shingles. You skin clean, you not have no ring.