Episode 11: Happy Thanksgiving...Mistakes were made

Holiday prep should be simple—who’s cooking, who’s eating, and who’s bringing the meatballs. Instead, our week detours into the wild, the urgent, and the oddly hilarious: a viral assault on a mom and her nine-year-old, a Florida gas-station “rescue” that reads like a custody ambush, and a newsroom apology that says everything about performative remorse and nothing about repair. We share the laughs, but we don’t duck the hard stuff.

We open with short workweeks and Thanksgiving energy, then zoom into safety and instincts: why you lock doors at the pump, how to narrate safety to kids, and what to do when your gut starts yelling before your brain does. From there, we talk parenting under pressure—where accountability meets love. One of us lays out a line for his own kids: responsibility isn’t optional, and consequences teach what speeches can’t. We unpack peer pressure, the absence of leadership in teen groups, and how quickly “just following” becomes real harm.

Then we turn to the media moment everyone’s seen: a white anchor comparing her Black colleague to an ape, followed by the driest crocodile tears on local TV. We strip the apology down to parts—who it centers, what it avoids, and how companies dodge accountability with soft language and softer consequences. It’s not about piling on; it’s about standards, repair, and how workplaces can do better when the harm is public and plain.

To reset the mood, we go full fan mode with an R&B fantasy “Verzuz.” Michael Jackson vs Prince, Mariah vs Beyoncé, Usher vs Chris Brown—catalogs, features, and era dominance all get their moment. It’s a master class in how hits travel, how features stack wins, and why nostalgia still runs the room. We wrap with quick gems, Thanksgiving humor, and NFL picks you’ll argue with all week.

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Transcript

Cold Open And Table Rules

SPEAKER_15 0:04

Welcome to the table. The opinions of this podcast are for entertainment purposes only.

SPEAKER_17 0:10

Our thoughts and views are not to be taken personally. It is not that serious.

SPEAKER_04 0:15

We are trained professionals at being regular ass people. If you can't take what we serving, this is not the table for you. Reservation denied.

SPEAKER_17 0:25

Enjoy the show.

SPEAKER_12 0:26

Yes, sir! It's just one. It's just one of those days, baby. It's Wednesdays. Day before Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_01 0:33

You don't want to know why, but you want to justify. Welcome back to the table. Don't do it contract. Then if you wait too much, your life is gonna contract.

SPEAKER_12 2:47

Oh, it's just going to work. Hopefully, not the work is the hollow window.

SPEAKER_01 2:53

Don't do it. You'll see the size of the flag. Pulling on the bat, it's pulling on the plane. Everyone in front of us alarm from the play. Hey, I think it was a fake. Don't really run away. Like a jump. Like a jump. Good man. I'm not gonna stop doing the neighborhood. You're not me moving off. Maybe she just made a mistake.

SPEAKER_12 3:31

I know it's not gonna be the way you already know.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

You want me to say?

SPEAKER_12 3:35

Oh, do you want to stop? I'm gonna go for the token. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go to the boat.

SPEAKER_15 3:57

What's going on, everybody? Thank you for joining us once again. Back at the table for three. Uh thank you, plus ones. We love y'all. And if you're new to the show, I am Mister. And I have two others.

SPEAKER_02 4:14

I'm the Ladda Cane princess.

SPEAKER_15 4:16

The Lot of Cane princess.

SPEAKER_02 4:19

Also known as your boy Sean Anthony.

SPEAKER_15 4:21

That means he does a lot of cane.

SPEAKER_02 4:23

No.

Short Workweeks And Thanksgiving Prep

SPEAKER_15 4:24

Oh, oh no. That's not what I'm oh okay. Sorry. I'm not women nine nine. Uh welcome back. Uh so it's been it's been a week. So oh my god, I just said your liney. Um, how was everyone's weekend or work week um up until this point? Anything good? Any any stories? Any it's just a nonchalant week? Pretty quick, didn't it? I thought it did, yeah. I thought so too. I thought so too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:59

Like before I knew it, it was Wednesday.

SPEAKER_15 5:01

Yeah, yeah. It's pretty quick.

SPEAKER_02 5:03

Um, it was decent, but it wasn't a bad week.

SPEAKER_15 5:06

No, no, it was a short week for me, so it was it was cool. Oh, okay. Yeah, and it's gonna be you know, it's for the last two months, it's I've been having like four-day weeks, three-day weeks. So, you know, I can't complain. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:20

I thought it was your normal schedule.

SPEAKER_15 5:21

No, no, no. Like, because of the all the holidays that's been happening. So, like, the days that I ha usually have a full week, I still have a day off because of the holidays. So that'll be a consecutive four-day week.

SPEAKER_04 5:35

I'm not sure that's right because every past episode. Thank you.

SPEAKER_15 5:39

Uh, last episode I said I worked the whole full week. So it just it's just working like that.

SPEAKER_02 5:49

It just happens to be that way.

Cooking Plans And The Meatball Debate

SPEAKER_15 5:50

Yeah, you know, and next week again I have another four-day week. Unless I take a day off after Thanksgiving. But tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Uh, I am ready to eat. What about you guys? How is y'all looking going into uh the holiday? How's it looking? Y'all going into the holiday? Said it twice.

SPEAKER_02 6:13

Um I'm tired, grandpa.

SPEAKER_15 6:18

Why are you so tired?

SPEAKER_02 6:20

Thanksgiving requires a lot. There's a lot of cooking and cleaning. Oh, cooking.

SPEAKER_15 6:24

Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. I got you. I got you. I thought you were saying you were about to get basted or something. Golden brown Sean.

SPEAKER_02 6:36

Didn't you say I was like a Purdue stuffed chicken or something?

SPEAKER_15 6:43

I probably I probably did. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_04 6:48

I like bassing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 6:52

You have a turkey basin, somebody? No, that's gross. Oh.

SPEAKER_11 6:56

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_15 6:58

You? No. You weren't trying to get pregnant.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

I wouldn't need a turkey based.

SPEAKER_16 7:11

Eye drop. I can get it. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_15 7:14

So Nene, what about you? How is how are you going into the Thanksgiving holiday?

SPEAKER_04 7:18

Eh. I don't know.

SPEAKER_15 7:21

Are you looking to eat or are you are you served out to cook? No, I'm not cooking. No.

SPEAKER_04 7:28

Uh-huh. You're not cooking? No, I'm making something, but wait, what?

SPEAKER_16 7:31

Are you cooking something?

SPEAKER_04 7:32

No, I'm not. I took it as if you saying a pig.

SPEAKER_16 7:36

Yeah, I'm not doing that. No. Oh, but you are making a dish. I'm making a dish. What dish you making? Balls. Yo.

SPEAKER_02 7:46

Just what kind of balls?

SPEAKER_16 7:48

Just meaty. Meaty balls.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

Sweaty.

SPEAKER_16 7:52

Sweaty balls. That's how you like them.

SPEAKER_02 7:56

Right out the gym. You making meatballs?

SPEAKER_16 8:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:02

Okay, what kind of like the um Swedish meatballs or like the baby shower meatballs?

SPEAKER_16 8:08

Baby shower meatballs?

SPEAKER_02 8:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 8:11

One of those barbecue. What's the baby shower meals? So you got a couple of them in your throat. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 8:19

You know what baby shower meatballs taste like.

SPEAKER_16 8:24

No.

SPEAKER_14 8:25

What do they taste like?

SPEAKER_02 8:29

What the fuck is a baby shower meatball? No. That's Swedish meatballs.

SPEAKER_15 8:36

I have no idea what you're talking about. Sweet. They're like made sweet dry meatballs.

SPEAKER_03 8:44

Is that what they call them? Baby showers?

SPEAKER_02 8:46

Like grape jelly and shit. No, that's how it makes the sauce.

SPEAKER_13 8:53

No.

SPEAKER_15 8:53

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_02 8:55

I've never heard of it.

SPEAKER_15 8:56

You've never been to a baby shower and they've had like a baby that served food like that?

SPEAKER_04 9:01

I don't think I've had baby shower meatballs, though.

SPEAKER_15 9:03

I barely go to baby showers. I'll probably never. I've went to like two baby showers in five years.

SPEAKER_02 9:12

You're 62. Like you've been to a baby shower.

SPEAKER_15 9:15

Yeah, I have, but not a lot. No, never with meatballs.

SPEAKER_02 9:23

Because it's not very often that you go to an event and there's Swedish meatballs.

SPEAKER_13 9:29

It's usually the I haven't gone to that many events to know that meatballs are not amazing.

SPEAKER_04 9:36

I don't even think a lot of people make those anymore. Swedish meatballs. Yeah. Like I haven't heard anybody talk about making Swedish meatballs before.

SPEAKER_13 9:45

Are they actually Swedish meatballs or are rendition of a Swedish meatball?

SPEAKER_04 9:50

Well, if made right, they're actually Swedish meatballs, but you know black people.

SPEAKER_02 9:57

So what kind of meatballs are you making?

SPEAKER_04 9:59

I make a sweet and sour.

SPEAKER_02 10:00

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_15 10:02

Asian.

SPEAKER_02 10:02

You're making Asian balls.

SPEAKER_15 10:04

It's a small what region? Japan.

SPEAKER_02 10:09

Korea. Korea. Making Sichuan balls.

SPEAKER_15 10:12

Thai. Hunan.

SPEAKER_02 10:17

Oh, Y Town? Okay. So yeah, we're moving out. No, no.

SPEAKER_15 10:20

That's a town. That's a town in China.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

What's it called?

SPEAKER_15 10:25

I must have mispronounced it.

SPEAKER_02 10:26

Oh, what is it called? Because y'all remember what he said.

SPEAKER_15 10:31

Wait town?

SPEAKER_02 10:34

You been there?

SPEAKER_15 10:35

Oh no, I've heard about it. Oh, from who? Uh Google. Google? Google.

SPEAKER_12 10:40

Google.

SPEAKER_15 10:41

And AI support.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

Did you say AI support? Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 10:49

I went to Chinatown in New York and, you know, seen it on the map. Find it on the map.

SPEAKER_14 10:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 10:55

And I just came from Wasgarden.

SPEAKER_14 10:58

Oh my God. Was Garden.

unknown 11:51

Wow.

Takeout Talk And Childhood Spots Falling Off

SPEAKER_15 11:52

Anybody been like, is Wise we probably haven't had Wise in a while. You don't really. Anybody really understand Wise Garden? No. Did they food fall off or just is it nasty? It fell off. It fell off?

SPEAKER_04 12:07

It definitely fell off.

SPEAKER_15 12:09

I was just speaking to somebody earlier today and they was like, You be getting food from Waz Garden. Yeah. I was like, it tastes fine. Not all places. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:22

You can't just go to any Chinese place. Nah. You really can't.

SPEAKER_15 12:25

I don't I think there was one recommended to me, but I haven't been there yet. But the only good spot I remember was a place downtown in like the pavilion. It used to have a really good Chinese spot right there.

SPEAKER_04 12:39

Oh really? You know, if you think back to all the Chinese spots that we thought were banging as kids, them shits is trash, and then you realize how filthy the fucking place is. Yeah. It's disgusting. Cause remember it's Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:52

What? They got jumped.

SPEAKER_15 12:55

Wait, what?

Viral Assault On Mom And Child

SPEAKER_02 12:56

I mean, yeah. Those kids jumped her.

SPEAKER_15 12:59

I didn't hear about it.

SPEAKER_04 13:00

No? Yeah, so they like it's a video. It don't really show much of it, but that's little kids beating up the mother and her her kids. Her nine-year-old. It was a nine-year-old, right? A nine-year-old? Yeah, so the woman, she was 33, and her nine-year-old were taking uh they were walking, I think, from school. She picked him up from school, and a group of kids approached them and just started beating them up. Yeah. Just for no reason. At one point she was like, she couldn't do nothing. Her son couldn't do nothing. All she could do is look over. He's crying to her, like, help me. That's so sad. Didn't it say like she had some sort of like um issues with them prior?

SPEAKER_02 13:41

No, but didn't she have some sort of ailment or or something like that? I thought it came out later. Mister What?

SPEAKER_04 13:51

That's not in this one that I have.

SPEAKER_15 13:52

What? She had an ailment? She she had a What was her element?

SPEAKER_02 14:01

Oh, I saw an interview where they talked about She they did do an interview with her, but I don't have that one. And I'm trying to think of what it was because otherwise I would have been boxing the hell out of them little bit. Oh, yeah. I've been using one of them as a bat. You got a like a bunch of kids jumping on you at the same time you're trying to protect your nine-year-old.

SPEAKER_04 14:21

Oh, it's right here. You it's it's audio if you wanna. I did have it.

SPEAKER_02 14:26

It wasn't here. You think about like you're trying to defend yourself, defend your child, and potentially not.

SPEAKER_04 14:34

They found them damn kids too. And oh my god, and uh social media ain't shit. I mean they is shit when they can't be shit, because they found the profiles of all of some of them kids' parents, and what? Yeah, you they all gone down. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 14:51

After she and her son were brutally attacked with her young daughter just steps away, her legs are bruised, and it's hard for her to walk. But what hurts her the most is her children are still suffering. My son is uh he's very devastated.

SPEAKER_04 15:06

Yeah, that's what I thought she was. Screaming, he's screaming, Mommy, are you there?

SPEAKER_09 15:14

You look like the type of thing. We've stopped we've stopped it after she was dragged to to the ground because of how brutal it is. Her son was beaten, and she says one of her one of the kids pulled her daughter's hair. Her daughter stood off to the side crying, watching her brother and mother get attacked.

SPEAKER_16 15:43

Nine-year-old. Oh, you're nine-year-old.

SPEAKER_02 15:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:47

Mm-hmm. Yes, she wasn't beating all them kids. It was a lot of kids. Right. That's what I'm saying. It was a lot of kids.

SPEAKER_15 15:53

I'd have took one of them and made him an example. I'd have grabbed him by his ankle and started beating the hell out of other kids with that one kid.

SPEAKER_04 16:01

Well, you a guy. You you they probably wouldn't even bother with you. Oh.

SPEAKER_15 16:08

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_04 16:09

You're right. Because to attack a mother who has kids, your first instinct is to protect your kids. Right. So them kids knew that. They ain't stupid.

SPEAKER_02 16:22

So they knew what they was doing. I had read something um today actually about it saying like something like Oprah had donated money to her or whatever to help her or something. One million dollars, I think. Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_15 16:33

Like, oh, that was her that she gave that one million dollars? Wow.

SPEAKER_04 16:37

I don't know how accurate. And she's shooting if she's like suing or pressing charges against the um parents. Sure. Everybody like the whole lineage would be at the stake. That those kids are like, that's nothing as far yeah. Like they terror like they've been terrorizing her for a while. Or like the town or the school or whatever. But that's crazy.

SPEAKER_15 17:06

You figure out her element, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:08

Do you blame the kids or do you blame the parents?

SPEAKER_15 17:10

The parents, absolutely. And both. Both.

SPEAKER_02 17:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 17:15

Absolutely. Absolutely. They all should go to jail. All of them. If they if that's what they want to live, if that's the type of life they want to live. I don't want to hear it like 10 years from now, oh I'm growing, I don't do that shit. No, you made you knew exactly what you was doing then.

SPEAKER_04 17:29

You know what that reminded me of? That show that I used to watch about which is the true story that happened about the name of the show. I can't remember. Um, but I was faithfully watching that shit. Um where they killed they killed the little Indian girl. Um, and then try to play it off like they didn't, but they was bullying her. They pretend to be her friend. It's it was on Hulu. What you say?

unknown 17:56

Huh?

SPEAKER_15 17:57

He said little Habib.

SPEAKER_02 17:59

No, I did not.

SPEAKER_15 18:00

Oh, that's not what you said? No, I didn't. They done killed little Hobby. That's not what you said. No. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 18:06

I certainly did not.

SPEAKER_14 18:07

I thought that's what you said. Where did you get I thought that's what you said?

SPEAKER_02 18:21

Little Hobby.

SPEAKER_15 18:32

I'm sorry, I thought misheard you. All right, um, no, yeah, my God.

SPEAKER_04 18:38

I don't know. I'm just so let me see if I can find the name of that show though. So, Mr.

SPEAKER_02 18:43

Like you got kids. So say like it was brought to you that like one of your sons um was caught and he was with a group of friends that ended up attacking some woman and her kids and like beat her or whatever. Like, do you expect that like for you to go to jail because of that?

SPEAKER_13 19:03

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 19:06

I'm not just gonna be like, Yeah, take me away because they're minors, right?

SPEAKER_15 19:09

So some somebody has to be held responsible.

SPEAKER_04 19:12

Under the bridge, that's what the name of that show was. Oh yeah, okay. Like the 14-year-olds killed another 14-year-old girl. Okay, yeah. I yes, I remember that. That show made me so fucking mad. I remember that.

SPEAKER_15 19:26

But no, I I I see what you're saying. Like, you know, should I get arrested for my child my child's actions? I I will be held, I will have to be held accountable for something. I don't know if arresting is, but I'm sure I'm gonna get sued and stuff like that. So that kind of accountability is probably worse because if you're living in a spot like that, you probably can't afford being sued.

SPEAKER_02 19:51

Because I mean, depending on the state, they could try them as adults. Yeah, they can't. So like Yeah, they can.

SPEAKER_15 19:57

It doesn't matter sometimes. You you make you make your own bed. So like you you fuck up like that. It's nothing I can do. I tried to stare you in the the right direction this whole time. If you decide to still do that bullshit, then that's where you want to be.

SPEAKER_04 20:11

Yeah, yeah, I'm saying like their parents were staring them in nowhere.

SPEAKER_15 20:14

So it's like and then I'ma still get I'ma still be held accountable for the lawsuits and stuff like that. So it's like if this is the way you want to learn, yeah, I can't do anything at this point.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

What if it was like your son gonna get five years, or you gotta do one year so he don't have to serve?

SPEAKER_14 20:33

Oh, you doing five years because what is he learning?

Parenting, Accountability, And Peer Pressure

SPEAKER_15 20:37

No, I know. You see what I'm saying? Like, what is he learning? He's not dad's gonna always take it. Yeah, like he's not learning uh being uh disciplined, he's not learning to take responsibility, accountability if I'm going to No, you you was out there, deal with it. I told you not to. I told you not to do this shit. I told you to get your education. Uh I'm I'm a big stickler on that shit. Like matter of fact, I had something I done threatened my son with military school. Really? I swear to God. I was and I was dead serious. If I can't discipline you enough so you have self-control and be responsible and accountable at the school that you go to, then I failed. And the if you can't follow my direction, then military school, you have to follow there. Turn his ass right around. Yeah. Right around. Grades are coming up fast as fuck.

SPEAKER_02 21:32

So I mean Well, I hate that you say like you failed.

SPEAKER_15 21:35

I don't think that that's no, no. I I but that's uh that's that's just me. I take it, I take it real personal because I I really invest a lot into my children.

SPEAKER_02 21:43

So it's like I sometimes it doesn't mean your child is bad, like yeah. Sometimes they're just influenced, so like they could be a great child, yeah, but they're influenced by that group and they're caught up in that one incident that turned bad. It doesn't mean that you did something wrong or didn't raise them right, or you know, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 22:01

I try to show them like all the avenues that could possibly happen to look out for. And I know that sometimes when you're talking to young kids, like they don't they don't see in front of their face too much. They they kind of just go with the flow, just try to fit in. And I've been that age before and I've done that before. So it's it's sort of like it's a fine line that you can do. So it's like I I know you know I'm doing the best I can, and I I know they're trying to do the best they can, but you gotta understand that there's consequences with the things that you do. So I if I I let at least let them know, like if you do that, these are the possibilities. So if you choose to, then you choose one of these possibilities.

SPEAKER_04 22:42

I feel like it has to do a lot also too, because when you you think about when we was younger, it's all about whether or not you want to follow the path, the path of somebody else, or you want to be your own person. Yeah. Because I know a lot of times when I could have been in dumbass situations and I'd be like, yeah, I'm not doing that. And it's not like, no, you're not gonna talk me into that. I'm not doing that shit. I'm gonna do what the fuck I want to do. So if anything that has happened, it's because I wanted to fucking do it. It had nothing to do. And so a lot of these kids don't have that leadership embedded in them. Right. So it's easy for them to fall into being caught up in some stupid shit. Yeah, a flock of sheep. Not even realizing that. And like the leader kids that are the ones that's actually the bad kids is the ones who coerce another kids and they're doing their bidding.

SPEAKER_17 23:30

Right.

SPEAKER_13 23:31

Doing their bidding?

SPEAKER_04 23:34

It's technically their bidding.

SPEAKER_15 23:36

I love the terms.

SPEAKER_02 23:48

Well, good luck to them. Good luck to all of them. And I I say that even the kids that did it because get them counseling. Their lives are forever changed now. Um and it could have went completely. Some of them won somebody could have died. Yeah. Yeah. It could have, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 24:04

Now they gotta live with that, and they're gonna be sorry for for the rest of their life, and it's and it's sad that they don't understand that prior to, like, prior to that. There's no thought process on how this shit could go left. You see what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 24:16

So that depends too.

SPEAKER_15 24:18

Like, nobody in the group was like, This is a bad idea. Like, we shouldn't do this.

SPEAKER_04 24:22

Right. Like, there's you might have had that person who was thinking that and be scared to say something. And and that show again is another proof that that happened. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 24:33

Yeah, her pressure is the bitch, man.

SPEAKER_04 24:35

Yeah, it is. Yeah, we we had it when we was young, but again, you gotta be strong within yourself to be like, bitch, go do that shit to yourself. I ain't doing that shit.

SPEAKER_15 24:44

Fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_02 24:45

Well, you you guys were never like pressured into anything?

SPEAKER_15 24:49

Oh, pretty, a bunch of stuff. Yeah, yeah, and I was just like, fuck no. I know because it was breaking the fucking rules. Like, I it if it comes to the rules, eh, I could bend the rules. Law, nigga, I ain't going to jail for you. And I've I've been in plenty situations where I I walked away. Yeah. And matter of fact, I got a story. So one of my good friends. Anybody who knows me who went to high school know who my good friend is, right? Roberta. Flat. Um, so he had a girlfriend.

SPEAKER_02 25:21

You slept with her?

SPEAKER_15 25:22

No. Although, although wait, although, right? He thought, like, it was a I'll get into that later. He tried to fight me because of this shit. But anyway, so he had a girl that he thought somebody was trying to mess with her, right? So I had no idea. So I I had borrowed my mom's car to pick him up to go just driving. He told me, No, you bring me to this store. So he I think it was his aunt store or something like that. So we go to his aunt's store, and lo and behold, the guy who was messing with his girlfriend worked there. And I'm like, that's funny. Like, I why are we at your aunt's spot? And he just so happens to be here, right? So I'm laughing because I know exactly, exactly. So I'm we're walking into the store, and all the all the alarm bells is ringing in my head, like, we should not be here. But his it's his aunt's spot. So I'm like, he's not gonna do anything stupid in here. It's his aunt's spot. And I am driving my mom's car illegally. Like, I don't even have a license, but she let me use the car to drive to the store and back.

SPEAKER_17 26:37

Right.

A Wild High School Story About Loyalty

SPEAKER_15 26:37

I told her I was going to the store. I didn't tell her I was gonna pick up my boy and go to this to this spot. So I was supposed to be going to the store and back. That's how I usually get the car, you know. So we there, and he's just moseying up, and he's talking to the guy, and I'm like, and I'm looking at him, and then I just see him like there's an African cane, like a walking stick to the to his side. So he picks up the walking stick on the smoothest thing I ever seen him do. He picks it up and he cracks this man in his head. He just falls right to the front. I thought that man was dead. And I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I'm so out of it. So I'm like, first off, I I grabbed him by his fucking hand. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? Right? And he was just like, no, he talking to my girl. I was like, so the fuck. Oh, his girl was in the car with us. I forgot. I picked her ass up too. Oh my god. And I was like, I was like, nigga, I'm not even supposed to be driving this car. So I left his ass right there. Did you? I listen.

SPEAKER_02 27:48

So you drove away with his girl.

SPEAKER_15 27:50

I drove away with his girl in the car. And I I was like, nigga, I'm not even supposed to have this fucking car out here. The cops come with all this bullshit, nigga. What the fuck are you thinking? I don't give a fuck. I was like, nigga, I'm leaving you here. I'm bringing your girl home and I'm going home. I'm not getting caught up in your bullshit. Nothing happened after that, but I was just like, I am not, I am not a part of this. I am not gonna be a part of this. Ain't no fucking way that you just gonna walk me into this type type shit.

SPEAKER_04 28:20

I didn't and I it I without a heads up and not like nothing.

SPEAKER_15 28:24

And in instincts is like, as soon as we walked in this place, I just alarm bells like my my fucking instincts was like, get the fuck out of here. Because this as soon as I seen him, I was like, oh, it's something ain't right. But I thought it because it's his aunt's spot, he was just gonna like talk, talk it out or you know, argue, type of type type shit. I ain't think he was gonna crack him in the fucking head like that. I ain't I didn't know what happened to that dude after that. I I just left.

SPEAKER_02 28:50

You lucky he ain't beat you with the African beaten stick.

SPEAKER_15 28:54

Bro, I ain't not gonna do that. No, he wasn't nah. But he I I made sure I was like, nigga, I ain't leaving you like to abandon you here, but I am not supposed to be here.

SPEAKER_04 29:04

And he didn't care.

SPEAKER_15 29:05

He didn't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_04 29:06

Really?

SPEAKER_15 29:07

Yeah, I think I end up scooping him back when he was walking back when I seen no cops around. So I end up picking him back as he was walking back, and I was like, what the fuck was that? He's like, Yo, my bad. Yo, I just yo, you fucking with me, talking shit. That nigga was out of his mind. Out of his mind.

SPEAKER_02 29:22

Now imagine like that all went left, and the three of y'all get. Because I'm complicit. Because you're complicit. I brought him there. All accomplices, and then your mama go to jail for it.

SPEAKER_03 29:38

Yeah, you were about to say, why am I in jail, Mr.

SPEAKER_15 29:50

She wasn't kidding? She done got out the next day knowing her talking power. I probably still, you know, y'all would have changed my whole fucking life.

SPEAKER_14 29:56

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 29:57

Whole fucking life. That's crazy. That put a real damper on our friendship after that. I tell you. Like, my whole shit was like, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:04

Because it makes you realize, like, all right, nigga, we supposed to be good friends, and you gonna put me in a situation like that. Like you ain't thinking shit through. So that just makes me know you ain't gonna think no other crazier shit through. So nah. Yeah, I'm good.

SPEAKER_15 30:20

And then he turned on me because he thought I was fucking with his girl.

SPEAKER_04 30:22

Oh my god, you looking at the African state.

SPEAKER_15 30:24

You know, his girl showed me her titties, and I was like, How did that just happen? So I we was on a bus. We was on a, we was coming back from a oh, let me talk. We was coming back from a field trip. Now, if I say this and he hear this shit, he probably get mad again, and I didn't even do shit. So we was coming back from a field trip, and I was sitting by myself, by myself, right? Because I had a I had a no, I think I broke up with my girl that. Time. I so I was by myself. I didn't give a fuck. Everybody was going, you know, back of the bus type shit. Wild. So she comes to sit next to me. And I'm like, yo, what's up? You know, just have a conversation.

SPEAKER_10 31:01

She was like, You got one of those applications.

SPEAKER_15 31:05

You know what's funny? Hold up. She she it started off something like that without the application. But she's like, I heard some stuff that you real good with that. What I what if I can't even remember the conversation? Whatever the fuck. And I was like, Yeah, that's between me and her, but you know, you my man's girl, so I ain't gonna talk to you like that about this. Whatever. And I kept saying, You my man's girl, you my man's girl. She was like, Yeah, yeah. And then boom, show me the titties. Now, everybody on the bus seen her show him her titties. And it's like, why would you do that? Like, what the fuck is up with you? So I go to try to tell him, like, yo, this bitch wildin'. Like, she he did not believe me at all. And I'm like, nigga, like, bro, try to fight me. He's like, What? We got arrested. We got arrested that day because he came and started fighting me in class in school, throwing these haymakers, and I'm ducking and dodging and shit. And I'm so mad, I start to tear up. Like, this nigga is really trying to fucking take my head off because of some bullshit that I didn't even do.

SPEAKER_03 32:05

He's like the media, mediocre two titties, bitch. Yo, them little ass titties that everybody seen. Like, nobody wants them shits. I'm not fighting you for no goddamn corn niblets.

SPEAKER_15 32:16

I got arrested and I had to go to fucking the police station. Really? I was so pissed, and I was suspended from school for a couple days just because of some. I was trying to defend myself.

SPEAKER_04 32:25

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_15 32:26

After those two incidents, I was like, yeah, me and him, we gonna be cool, but from a distance. Like, I ain't nah. From a distance. So yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:36

That's wild. Yeah, that's the one female I didn't fuck. I'm glad I never lived that type of stuff. That's the one female hated. Out of all of the kids.

SPEAKER_04 32:45

Hell yo, get out of here. Yeah, that's why like I don't. I be cool with people, but I always side-eye everybody because you just can't trust people like that. You never can. Yeah. Wow.

Florida Gas Station Kidnapping Attempt

SPEAKER_02 32:58

What's next? So we're going back to Florida. Hey, Florida, how you been? Been a while, huh? So 38-year-old Ivana Noble from Deerfield Beach, Florida, faces charges of false imprisonment of a child under 13 and burglary. So evidently she was at a shell gas station. Bitch look unhinged. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 33:22

Um white people doing white things. That's fighting.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

A grandma stopped to refuel her um car, and it started smoking, so she had asked for help. And while she was standing um by the um driver's side of the door, this lovely woman handed over to her uh what appeared to be an Argentinian ID card. What? Um, claiming that the woman was her aunt. Um the grandmother said that she did not pay her much mind until uh Noble suddenly walked to the passenger side, opened the rear door where uh the five-year-old was sitting, and evidently she grabbed the boy's arm and said, I'm taking him. This child is the wrong color to be with this woman. The grandmother immediately stepped between her and her grandson, shouting for help. Um, they begin to struggle. And it says, Um, witnesses heard the grandmother screaming that someone was trying to kidnap her child. Um she's crazy. I don't understand. I don't know what um what color she was expecting the child to be and why she felt she was gonna be the savior of the child.

SPEAKER_13 34:45

It sounds like some shit.

SPEAKER_04 34:48

I would have had to beat the shit out of that bitch, but I get it. It was a grandmother.

SPEAKER_15 34:53

Grab the child.

SPEAKER_04 34:54

Like I would have fucked her up, ain't no way. I'm wondering if like But who don't lock their doors when they get out of here.

SPEAKER_15 35:01

Yo, my nephew, Spanish as fuck.

SPEAKER_04 35:03

I like I lock my doors though. Like when I'm pumping gas, it's weird, but I do it because I don't trust shit.

SPEAKER_02 35:11

It just seems off. It seems weird. Like the whole story? This woman is pumping her gas, you come walking up to the woman and show her Argentini ID.

SPEAKER_04 35:24

Like, what does that have to do with anything?

SPEAKER_02 35:25

What does that have to do with anything? And then somehow you notice that the there's a kid in the back seat, and you're like, wait, you know the right color palette? I feel like it was like set up, like because the grandmother had just recently got custody of the ass woman.

SPEAKER_13 35:46

Oh, she was trying to get rid of that mama.

SPEAKER_02 35:47

So I'm like, I feel like this was the setup. Yeah. Like maybe the parents or something was trying to get their kid back. Probably. Oh. Because it doesn't say why she got custody. But it's just weird that this random woman just comes up to you at the gas station and I'm Argentina.

SPEAKER_15 36:10

Let me get this baby. Yeah, like what?

SPEAKER_02 36:13

Yeah, that is very weird. So I'm not saying that odd things don't happen and people aren't crazy. Clearly. That's just so strange. That's really weird. But again, it's Florida, so I don't put much past.

Celebrity Misconduct And Culture Shifts

SPEAKER_13 36:30

That's wild. Do better.

SPEAKER_04 36:33

Mm-hmm. So y'all know Smokey back in the news. Oh. Smokey Robinson? That's not in crazy.

SPEAKER_15 36:40

Oh, that's that's Smokey? He why he look like some like Asian woman. Smoking Olympic. He looks like an old Asian woman. Like from this angle. Never mind. Alright. Like one of those Asian wigs. Like the rice bowl wig.

SPEAKER_04 37:02

Well, so Smokey back in the news. Smokey's back in the news because, you know, prior to this, he's he was accused of sexual assault. Now it's sexual assault of a man coming up saying that Smokey grabbed this guy's hand and tried to put it on his erect private parts. Yeah, with that wig on. That's our gem.

SPEAKER_15 37:26

He looked like an Asian woman with that wig on, so I can see I can see why he would do that.

SPEAKER_04 37:31

He don't have a wig. Oh, that's not a head.

SPEAKER_15 37:34

Oh, I from the angle.

SPEAKER_04 37:35

That's why I'm like, what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_15 37:37

From the angle that was he it looked, it looked crazy.

SPEAKER_04 37:43

Because I don't see it. It only like you know who it looked like with a wig?

SPEAKER_02 37:48

My mother. Stop it. So I'm not even gonna be funny.

SPEAKER_14 37:56

That's the first person I thought of.

SPEAKER_04 38:01

So from this angle, from this angle, it looks just like that. Y'all gonna leave my mama alone in the song soup.

SPEAKER_13 38:09

Yo mama is Smokey Robinson. Don't let her fool you.

SPEAKER_04 38:14

My mama don't fool me with Smokey. Touch me in my private pocket. But it's so crazy that so many artists are being like sued and just so much like. But I mean, if you got all that ass in this room, no, so I'm just saying, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 38:38

They're doing what they know, and they can't they feel like they can still do what they know in a day and age like this, where everything is captured, recorded, people telling it's snitching season.

SPEAKER_04 38:48

Like But what the issue is is that people think just because this person is a celebrity that that they lose all humanity. Like, like they're just oh, they're so I mean not lose humanity, like they're just great and they can't do no wrong. Um, they're still people.

SPEAKER_15 39:03

They've been probably doing wrong forever.

SPEAKER_02 39:05

These are still human beings. I gotta think of some of those, the celebrities that have it's been coming out about and during the time of exactly, you know, and it's like the drug era. Yeah, no, I'm not like excusing anything, but it doesn't seem far-fetched that sugar exactly.

SPEAKER_15 39:23

They're doing what they know, they're doing what they know, and they think they can get away with it like they used to, but they can't because the times has changed.

SPEAKER_04 39:31

We run around here bumping and touching after they don't did that line. Not bumping and touching.

SPEAKER_02 39:39

Not a line.

SPEAKER_04 39:40

With that booger sugar on it, no. Booger sugar.

Racist On-Air “Apology” Breakdown

SPEAKER_02 39:45

So there is a news story that I want to um it's a uh there's uh audio. Uh uh. Shut up. Uh it's very interesting. It's two news reporters doing a story on a monkey. Um Lord. Yes. And I need you to play the whole video.

SPEAKER_16 40:10

All right.

SPEAKER_05 40:11

Hold on, get it live TV with your colleague. Imagine being a reporter and you're on live TV with your colleague, and your colleague says this.

SPEAKER_00 40:26

And check out this cute video that the OKC zoo just posted.

SPEAKER_06 40:29

Okay, you have to see this. This is Finn. We're about to show Oh my goodness, take a look at him. He's a resident of the Oklahoma City Zoo. And this week, the zoo's ape caretaker took over their Instagram, and we are all loving that they did. Now, as you can see, Finn was fascinated.

SPEAKER_02 40:43

Definitely ready for his close-up, bro.

SPEAKER_07 40:45

Tell looks like you. What are you? And this is her apology. Because I want to apologize, not only to my clinker, Jason, but community.

SPEAKER_08 40:58

I said something yesterday that was inconsiderate. It was inappropriate to hurt people. And I want you to know, I understand. You're not even apologizing to her. You're looking at the camera, bitch. He's over there. I love you so much, and you have been one of my best friends for the past year and a half. And I would never do anything. I seen it coming. And I love our community, and I want you all to know from the bottom of my heart, I apologize for what I said. I know it was wrong, and I am so sorry.

SPEAKER_05 41:31

Imagine goodbye.

SPEAKER_04 41:34

I'm so sick of these bitches. Let me just uh kind of look like you. Whoa.

SPEAKER_02 41:42

Why is it so easy for stuff like that to slip out? And then Magic is like, oh my god, I can't believe I just said that. You knew exactly what you were doing. You knew exactly what you intended on saying. Your coworker, your colleague, is a black man. You're doing a story on an ape, and the first thing that you decide to come out your mouth.

SPEAKER_04 42:13

Bitch, shut the fuck up. He should have slapped the shit out of her. And I don't condone, you know.

SPEAKER_15 42:17

You condone shit like that. Yes, I condone that.

SPEAKER_02 42:20

You had to throw salt in her eyes because she was trying to squeeze the tear out. Did you see it was no tear? Nothing.

SPEAKER_03 42:25

I didn't like, you know, you're my best friend.

SPEAKER_04 42:29

Y'all bitches always sound the same. She's like, I'm sure it was a call for her job.

SPEAKER_02 42:34

And so she's like, Of course. And I'm assuming the network told her to do that public apology if you want to keep your job right now. They probably didn't want to have to fire her, so she needed to um uh come to Jesus and redemption.

SPEAKER_04 42:51

I don't like put her on the the late night shift and give me another co-host because ain't no way. Ain't no fucking way.

SPEAKER_15 42:58

I'll put a black black woman right across from him. Like she she done.

SPEAKER_04 43:02

No, I'll put a black woman right across from her. Go ahead and say some fucked up shit like you said to him. I had to say it in me. You don't it isn't it wild though? Like Yo, the switch, the switch for them tears is crazy. She's looking at the camera the whole time. Like apologizing to us. Somebody who is so emotional that is extremely emotionless. Cut it out.

SPEAKER_02 43:26

I'm just tired of the uh the fake apology.

SPEAKER_04 43:32

Yeah. The backhanded apologies. I love my community.

SPEAKER_02 43:37

It's out there.

SPEAKER_04 43:38

Own it.

SPEAKER_15 43:39

What community she was talking about?

SPEAKER_02 43:41

I was curious about that thing. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe journal club. I don't know. Journal club. Hey, love my community. The ancient community. Girl. You've been my best friend for the last year and a half. You've only known him for a year and a half. And that means clearly you don't like this motherfucker. You was comfortable enough. Yeah, I had to clear that. Yeah, yeah. You were comfortable enough.

SPEAKER_14 44:05

The sweetest balls. Oh my god. They were baby shower balls. I guess.

SPEAKER_02 44:11

Comfortable enough to say to say something like that to someone you've only known for a year and a half. And known for a year and a half at a work setting.

SPEAKER_15 44:18

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 44:19

You know she went home talking shit. You guys saw what I said about such and such. Oh my God. I can't believe like that just really happened and then all that flack came.

SPEAKER_03 44:29

Guys like community. You heard people. I just I was like, bitch, up.

SPEAKER_15 44:39

Hey.

SPEAKER_02 44:40

I'm just so over it at the like.

SPEAKER_15 44:41

I'm so so I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt. Never. I'm not.

SPEAKER_16 44:46

I'm just playing.

SPEAKER_04 44:49

No, that was just ridiculous.

SPEAKER_16 44:50

Yeah, that's that was wild.

SPEAKER_04 44:52

I just thought that was hilarious. Not the fake tears. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 44:58

I seen that coming. Soon they did a report about the fucking monkey. I'm like, oh my god. Like, here we go.

SPEAKER_04 45:04

No, seriously.

SPEAKER_15 45:06

How to get her shit off.

SPEAKER_04 45:07

Mm-hmm. Crazy.

SPEAKER_15 45:10

Alright.

Max B Headlines And Probation Risks

SPEAKER_04 45:11

Mm-mm. Mm-mm. So, um. Did y'all um how Max B just got out? And now his camp is uh supposedly attacking people now. Um, they try to jump Jaru. He said leave him all the way out of it. Who Max? Yeah. He was like, and and and that's my thing. I was like, this man ain't been out but two seconds. Yeah, he was like, Don't put that on me. He was like, that had nothing to do with me. Because y'all could potentially put him back in jail. People was like, right? Because he could be out on probation. That could be a violation. You know what I'm saying? You know how the courts be ready to out there performing.

SPEAKER_02 45:54

He wasn't even back there.

SPEAKER_04 45:56

Crazy.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

They was like, you didn't hear the song playing in the background.

SPEAKER_04 46:01

He was performing. Yeah. Like. But you know, they always like the oh, it's his people, so it was him. Like, no, stop grouping me in with these motherfuckers who want to take do stupid shit. Like, those are the people you just need to separate yourself from. That's why I don't leave my house. But you hear? This is my house. Like, mm-mm. I just thought that was interesting.

SPEAKER_02 46:29

How long was Maxby in?

SPEAKER_13 46:31

15 years.

SPEAKER_02 46:32

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_04 46:33

What was he in there for?

SPEAKER_13 46:36

Something.

SPEAKER_02 46:37

You don't know? Yeah, I don't remember what it was.

SPEAKER_15 46:40

But you see, prize. Yeah, he got bagged.

SPEAKER_02 46:43

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 46:46

Some uh fraud shit.

SPEAKER_04 46:48

For like the Obama.

SPEAKER_15 46:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 46:56

With his finger.

SPEAKER_02 47:01

We got uh who he got.

SPEAKER_15 47:03

Oh, okay. Who he got?

SPEAKER_02 47:04

So we got two groups, group A and group B.

SPEAKER_15 47:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:08

Who which group would win in an RB versus battle? Group A consists of Prince, R. Kelly, Chris Brown, and Beyonce. Group B consists of Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey, Usher, and Mary J. Blige.

SPEAKER_13 47:30

Group B.

SPEAKER_15 47:31

You talking about versus like hit for hit? Group B. Group B got them fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 47:38

I would say the same thing.

SPEAKER_15 47:39

Michael Jackson alone.

SPEAKER_04 47:42

As soon as he said Michael Jackson, I was like, Group B. That's all you need.

SPEAKER_15 47:47

Mariah got a Christmas song and a couple joints.

SPEAKER_04 47:50

And I Mariah has a lot of shit.

SPEAKER_02 47:52

I feel like Mariah has hits can go against Beyonce. Yes. Like she has enough hits to battle Beyonce's hits. And Michael has more hits than Usher at this point. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:03

Even Mary got hits, though. Mm-hmm. Like people don't people think Mary don't have hits, but Mary got hits.

SPEAKER_02 48:10

Not that there's they both have heavy hitters on both of the teams. But yeah, just the mere fact that they had Michael Jackson on. And again, it's so funny when they split Michael and Prince. Yeah. And Michael always seems to take the top.

SPEAKER_15 48:22

Because that's that's what we hear the majority of the songs that we hear was Michael Jackson growing up. From from his uh Jackson 5 days all the way up to thriller and all that shit. And butterflies.

SPEAKER_04 48:34

Regardless of that though, like even though Prince wrote mad people shit and had mad hits and all that, it's still it's still it's still not.

SPEAKER_16 48:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:43

Because that's what people mo mainly will argue a lot about, the hits and shit that Prince did. But it's Michael. Yeah. And that's all you gotta say.

SPEAKER_02 48:53

So we got one more who you got. Another versus battle. It's ladies versus gents, RB edition. So for the ladies team, you have Brandy, Ashanti, Monica, and Keisha Cole versus Mario, Tank, Tyrese, and Lloyd. The girls.

SPEAKER_04 49:18

The girls. And when I say the girls, I mean I would take Brandy, Monica, and Keisha Cole over.

SPEAKER_02 49:29

They're a group.

SPEAKER_15 49:31

You saying song for song? Versus.

SPEAKER_02 49:34

And a verse, a versus battle, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 49:36

And male group has more.

SPEAKER_02 49:38

Oh, you mean song to song? Mario. Tyrese and Lloyd. So Tyrese.

SPEAKER_04 49:48

The crazy part though, a lot.

SPEAKER_02 49:49

Tyrese.

SPEAKER_04 49:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 49:52

Signs of making love. That shit was.

SPEAKER_04 49:54

I feel like Tyrese has more hits than Tank. Yes, yes, he does. Yeah. Tyrese does have more hits than Tank. Um but Mario has the voice, but I don't think he has the hits. And I was gonna say that. I was gonna say people don't really fuck with Mario like that. Um but as much as you might not say that Ashanti has the vocals, she has hit.

SPEAKER_02 50:15

She has hit.

SPEAKER_04 50:16

She has hit. She has the hits. Yeah. Yeah, I'll go group A. Keisha Cole got hits too. I even gonna hold you. I'll go group A.

SPEAKER_02 50:25

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_15 50:25

Um Yeah, I'm with you, Nene. Uh Group A.

SPEAKER_02 50:29

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_15 50:29

Song for song versus Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:31

Yeah, I thought that was interesting.

SPEAKER_15 50:33

Yeah. I like the lineup for Group B. Man, if you go hit for hit, mmm. They gotta have hard.

SPEAKER_02 50:40

What would you have switched out in order to make it a stronger uh battle against the females?

SPEAKER_04 50:46

Well, uh I would have switched out Lloyd.

SPEAKER_02 50:50

I was gonna say Lloyd.

SPEAKER_04 50:51

Um I would have put I don't even want to do that, but if you had to put Chris Brown in there, it they would have lost. Yeah. The females would have lost. You think so? I think so. Like, if you put Chris, you keep you keep Tyrese, I would take out Tank. I would take out Tank. I'm sorry, but I would take out Mario too. Because we talk about versus Justin Timberlake.

unknown 51:16

Why was I gonna say that?

SPEAKER_04 51:17

That would be a good that would be a good yeah. Justin Timberlake. Yeah. Yep, that'd be good.

SPEAKER_02 51:23

Um Do you think if you threw R. Kelly in there, you would feel different?

SPEAKER_04 51:30

Hit for hit? He They would have lost.

SPEAKER_15 51:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:33

Yeah, they would have lost.

SPEAKER_15 51:34

R.

SPEAKER_04 51:35

Kelly with the verses, yeah. Yeah, R. R.

SPEAKER_15 51:38

Lost. R. Kelly, Justin Timberlake, Chris Brown, Brown, and Tyrese. Tyrese?

SPEAKER_04 51:42

Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. They're over.

SPEAKER_02 51:44

Nobody fucking with the bitch dude. But it's the vocal Bible.

SPEAKER_04 51:48

She ain't got no fucking major hits. All she got is no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 51:54

A lot of don't do that.

SPEAKER_04 51:55

Not a lot. No, I'm not a lot of major hits. She's not to R. Kelly. Not compared to R.

SPEAKER_02 52:01

Kelly. I could match you with R. Kelly's major hits with Brandy. You don't listen to Brandy enough to know her major hits. But I'm talking about. I don't, because I I don't see it. Because what you may, what y'all may like like some of his songs doesn't mean that they were a major hit.

SPEAKER_15 52:18

Right, right, right, right. I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:22

Every song R. Kelly put out wasn't a major.

SPEAKER_15 52:24

You gotta, you gotta put together the craziest girl group to go against that lineup.

SPEAKER_02 52:31

Cause like I would put Chris, I would say Chris Brown as far as making it.

SPEAKER_15 52:35

I mean, he had most of TP2 was all hit records.

SPEAKER_02 52:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 52:40

You know what I'm saying? 12th Play was all almost all hit records, too.

SPEAKER_02 52:44

They wasn't all singles.

SPEAKER_15 52:45

No, all singles, but I'm saying, like, you could get two or three.

SPEAKER_02 52:48

That's what I'm saying. You may have liked them, but they weren't major, major hits. They weren't singles.

SPEAKER_15 52:53

They weren't from TP2, a lot of them were singles. T P2 had a lot of singles.

SPEAKER_02 52:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_15 53:00

Yeah. 12 Play had probably one or two. Um, but then all his other he had he had a a couple. Yeah, I see what you're saying. That's easy.

SPEAKER_02 53:10

I mean, I can name you 20 uh Monica major hits. No, I'm saying it's a group.

SPEAKER_04 53:16

I'm just saying, like, oh, I was just talking about Brandy P.

SPEAKER_02 53:20

That's why I was saying. If you threw R. Kelly in there, do you think that it would make that male group beat the female group?

SPEAKER_15 53:27

Oh. Yeah, I'm sure. There's a whole bunch of records. And I'm I'm sitting on the side of uh I don't I didn't listen to a lot of R. Kelly joints. I just know I had the TP2 album and I know what was playing on the radio in that era. Like R. Kelly was hard to get off the radio. He was hard to get off at that time, he was hard to get off the radio. And then he did a bunch of features that if we're gonna do features too. I know, right?

SPEAKER_02 53:55

I mean, if we're gonna do features too.

SPEAKER_15 53:57

I mean, in verses, they kind of do, right? They're bringing in features. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 54:01

That's only even going to beef up the other side. Exactly. So I don't know.

SPEAKER_15 54:04

But then, but then if we still got Chris Brown on the team, I mean, that that should even it out.

SPEAKER_04 54:09

Chris Brown, yeah. I would like to.

SPEAKER_15 54:12

Can you throw Usher in there with all his hits?

SPEAKER_04 54:14

But that's what I'm saying. Like, if it's Chris Brown with all of those, I mean, that's a fight.

SPEAKER_15 54:20

That is a fight.

SPEAKER_04 54:21

Absolutely. That's a major fight. Absolutely. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:23

But I wouldn't go as far as to be like, oh, that's a clean sweep. No, no, I'm no, I wasn't saying the clean sweep thing.

SPEAKER_04 54:27

I wasn't saying the group thing.

SPEAKER_02 54:28

I was speaking for one person, period. I don't agree with the that's what I'm saying. I don't agree with the R. Kelly thing as a clean sweep against No R.

SPEAKER_15 54:36

Kelly versus Br Brandy? No, no, I wasn't saying that. No, no. No, I'm just saying, I was saying uh group-wise, I think the that group would clean them up pretty well. Especially if you uh and then justin Timolake, dog. I think him, I think him and Brandy will go neck and neck.

SPEAKER_02 54:55

Yes.

SPEAKER_15 54:56

You think I'm saying? So if they're going neck and neck, who covering who covering Chris Brown?

SPEAKER_02 55:09

Actually, I would put Brandy against Chris Brown.

SPEAKER_15 55:11

Oh, you what? Alright, so who covering up Justin? Monica. Okay, and then and then R.

SPEAKER_02 55:17

Kelly would be with but see, we didn't do the switch out for females. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We just did the switch out for males.

SPEAKER_15 55:23

So who would you put who would you switch out for the females?

SPEAKER_02 55:25

I put Mariah Carey in there to go against R. Kelly. Very true.

SPEAKER_04 55:30

You could put Mary J. Blige in there to go against R. Kelly. As far as hits. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:38

You don't think so?

SPEAKER_04 55:38

Mary had a lot of major hits. What are you talking about? I don't think it would be a clean cleanup, but I ain't say it was a cleanup. I said you could put them two together.

SPEAKER_15 55:48

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 55:51

You wouldn't throw Beyonce in there and think that she would uh be able to.

SPEAKER_15 55:54

She had cleaned up somewhat. Yeah. She definitely cleaned up. I would have had a chance to.

SPEAKER_04 55:57

I would have had to put I know you would. I want to keep Tyrese in there. I know you said Mariah for Chris, but I'm like, I probably would have put Chris Brown in and Beyonce toe-to-toe as well. Yeah. Cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 56:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 56:10

Tyrese gotta get out of there then. He gotta move.

SPEAKER_10 56:15

Tyree. No, we keep seven singles.

SPEAKER_15 56:18

We'll keep Keisha Cole.

SPEAKER_16 56:20

Keisha Cole for Tyree. He gotta get up out of there.

SPEAKER_04 56:24

No, we keep Keisha Cole for Tyree.

SPEAKER_15 56:26

If that's the thing, then I cool. But yeah. Alright. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 56:31

Poor Ashanti. But if you do the features, Ashanti had the features. That's true. Ashanti did have the features. But low key Monica has some features too.

SPEAKER_15 56:47

Monica had been like Chris Brown can clean them up too. Like, come on now. Like, what are we talking about?

SPEAKER_11 56:56

Oh yeah, okay, we're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_03 56:58

Yeah, so I'm gonna I like that. Tyrese gotta get out of there.

SPEAKER_00 57:05

He in the way they even have a chance.

SPEAKER_15 57:07

He is in he is in the way. Don't you put all right? What's next?

unknown 57:14

The wall got the ball run out.

SPEAKER_15 57:20

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 57:24

The wall got the ball run out.

SPEAKER_15 57:30

Yo my god. Sniffed the shit out of there. Anyway. Gem number one. I found this funny because this used to be my thing back in the day. But people who lick ears are a different kind of breed. They are the real freaks.

SPEAKER_04 57:57

They like corn chips. Listen. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_15 58:00

You had ears that taste like corn chips?

SPEAKER_04 58:03

Sucking on them Fritol Lays.

SPEAKER_15 58:06

So that used to be like my like my ear, my left ear was like the don't touch on it was about to go, it was it was popping if you fuck with my ear. Yeah, don't touch my ear. Oh my god. It's not like that no more, really. But it used to be.

SPEAKER_02 58:22

It still is for me.

SPEAKER_15 58:24

Yo. What? Don't touch my ears.

SPEAKER_04 58:26

What? Don't touch my ears.

SPEAKER_15 58:30

Yo, but you like that shit where they stick the tongue all in there? Oh, I'm about to say they got all the wax and shit.

SPEAKER_02 58:37

That is so nasty.

SPEAKER_15 58:39

Alright, gem number two. If you hear a dude say pussy is pussy, he fucked a crackhead before.

SPEAKER_02 58:45

Yeah. Much more than a crackhead. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 58:48

He went all through all the drugs, the meth heads, the crackheads. He just whatever had a pussy. Ugh. Yuck. Yuck. Alright, what's the equivalent to people black people getting up in the morning? What did we say? So it's one of those nobody, nobody says it, but when black people get up in the morning, what do we usually say? Gotta get about work. The goddamn alarm shut up. So it says nobody. Black people in the morning, let me get my ass up. Is that is that is that accurate?

SPEAKER_02 59:30

I do find myself sometimes. I've gotten up and I've laid there for a while. Yeah, like hit the snooze a couple times. Okay, that's what you meant. Yeah. I thought you meant like, oh, I woke up and let me get my ass up. I don't do that.

SPEAKER_15 59:44

Linger. Yeah, I'll be lingering. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:46

Sometimes I'm in my bed and just stay with my legs. Hanging up. I do that all the time.

SPEAKER_15 59:53

You ever set your alarm off to go like go off early so you could at least snooze and you know you got another 30 minutes?

SPEAKER_02 59:59

You know, I've well, I've never like snoozed.

SPEAKER_15 1:00:03

Oh, when the alarm went off?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:04

Yeah. I've never done like the snooze thing, but I haven't had an alarm set in so my body just now just gives me just I always get up at 6 o'clock now.

SPEAKER_15 1:00:14

Or a little uh uh like 5 30.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:16

I swear to God, it pisses me off. The same time every morning, my body slapped me in the forehead. Like, what the hell are you still doing down there?

SPEAKER_15 1:00:21

That was your that was your body that slapped you in the forehead?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:24

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_15 1:00:25

And you say, what you doing down there? Like, what is your body saying?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:28

Hey, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 1:00:29

Anyway. I got another one. Nobody. Virgo. I'm I'm just gonna buy it and I'll make the money back.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:42

I don't know if that had anything to do with a Virgo, but that's a lot of people. Yeah, for real. Yeah, that is. Finance people. I've done that before. Because if I if you really know a Virgo, they ain't saying that. And look. They real tight with their money.

SPEAKER_15 1:00:56

All right, two more gyms. Last second and last gym. Thanksgiving is tomorrow. So don't forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds at 2 a.m. Wednesday night before Thanksgiving. 15 pounds. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:14

Why is somebody eating that much?

SPEAKER_15 1:01:18

I used to. I used to have two good. I go to two places. So I go to my mom's and then somebody else's.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:25

What's your mother making?

SPEAKER_15 1:01:27

Well, my uncle coming up from Barbados and his oxtail and jerk pork and all that shit is going to be on the menu. What time is dinner? They do it early. You know, island people. Because they're going to get up and cook at like six in the morning.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:44

They already started cooking right now.

SPEAKER_15 1:01:46

So, all right, last gym. Stop giving kids Bible names, but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night. Yeah. I thought that was funny. He tried to split you open. Oh my God. Oh, not you personally. I was just saying. No, I was I was looking your way, but I was not looking at you. Like I was not.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:08

You knew what you was doing.

SPEAKER_15 1:02:09

That's my gems.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:10

Pull more screams.

SPEAKER_15 1:02:21

Alright. Um tell the friends. Uh I got my picks.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:26

Um not sound enthused at all. I don't. I got my picks. These pieces of shit.

Quick-Fire Gems And Thanksgiving Humor

SPEAKER_15 1:02:34

It's just horrible. Oh shit. Uh uh. So I do I do college picks too, and I only missed one game. That's pretty damn good. Okay. Sunday's picks for uh this Sunday, the 23rd. I have Ravens over the Jets, Bears over the Steelers, Patriots over the Bengals, Lions beating the Giants, Green Bay beating the Vikings. Um, ooh, this is a good one. Uh Chiefs and the Colts. We got Indiana Jones going against Patrick Mahomes at home. Who you got on that one, Nene? Got the Indianapolis Colts or the Indian. Nah, we're going with the Chiefs. You're gonna mind. I'm not even I got Seahawks over the Titans. I got uh Jaguars over the Cardinals, I got the Ooh, this might be an upset. I got the Browns over the Raiders. I can see that. And Saints uh over the Falcons and then uh Rams over the Buccaneers and the 49ers over the Panthers, Panthers, and the game that I'm going to be watching and fully invested in to the Dodgers over the Yankees. The Eagles versus Dallas at Dallas. And all year, I tell you, I always go against Eagles. And I'm picking my Dallas Cowboys to win Dabbles. My Dabbo Cowboys. My Dabo Cowboys. I'm going against my Cowboys. Let's go, Cowboys. We can beat these phony ass, I don't lucky ass Eagles. Bum ass birds.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:15

Oh my god, that is the national bum ass birds.

SPEAKER_15 1:04:20

Yeah, look who the who the president of the this bum ass bird now.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:23

Oh my gosh.

NFL Picks And Closing Banter

SPEAKER_15 1:04:24

Uh, so that's my picks. Yay. All right. Any last words before we sign off for the day?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:35

Have fun and eat alive. Forget to get your pet spade and uter.

SPEAKER_16 1:04:41

Make sure your pets ain't out here shooting your ass.

SPEAKER_15 1:04:46

Buckshot in the back. You know about nothing. Never mind. Nope.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:51

Don't do me like that.

SPEAKER_15 1:04:52

I wasn't. I wasn't.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:54

You want to talk about me.

SPEAKER_15 1:04:58

Well, maybe. All right. Thank you for joining us and getting that. Michael have eat Michael have all of them wrapped up, yo. Wrapped up. Lady y'all.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:35

Oh my god.