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Episode 13: Fame Costs more Than It Pays

Mister, Nini, Shawn A.

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Cold Open And AI Thong Song

SPEAKER_16

Welcome to the table. The opinions of this podcast are for entertainment purposes only.

SPEAKER_14

Our thoughts and views are not to be taken personally.

SPEAKER_06

It is not that serious. We are trained professionals at being regular ass people. If you can't take what we serve in, this is not the table for you.

SPEAKER_03

Reservation denied. Enjoy the show.

SPEAKER_16

Ladies and gentlemen, I heard this song and I just thought it had to be our intro. Welcome to the pie. Welcome to the table for three. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

Let's go.

SPEAKER_03

If you heard it already, sing along.

SPEAKER_07

That girl so scandalous, and you know another nigga couldn't handle it. Yes. Oh yeah, this ain't our like an acrobat. Not just like a pop, cause she was living like me on a look.

SPEAKER_09

Sing it, head dumps like a truck. Truck, truck, dumps like what?

SPEAKER_03

I think I'm singing in the game. This was me stinging in my dreams. That's Nene in the background singing in the choruses.

SPEAKER_16

I don't even wanna know where I don't wanna know where strong sticking from. I don't wanna be gonna be.

SPEAKER_10

She liked to pop cause she was like, I think I take it again. It's a glory And it's the glory stumped way.

SPEAKER_12

Okay, alright, alright, alright.

Thongs, Body Image, And Dating Banter

SPEAKER_16

Yo, you can't tell me that ain't a bop. Yo, that is hard. Yo, my god. Thank you for joining the show again. That was an AI, uh 1950s version of Thong Song.

SPEAKER_06

You know what's crazy about that song if you really think about it? Cisco repeated the same verse throughout that whole song. And we loved it. And we loved it.

SPEAKER_16

We loved every second of it.

SPEAKER_06

And you know what? Thinking back when it first came out, like when I heard it, and I'm thinking back and I'm like, I never really noticed that this Nia was saying the same thing. Same thing.

SPEAKER_16

That's that's the that's the power of writing records. Now, got a question. Once this song dropped, did you start wearing thongs? Or did the dudes that you were talking to ask you to wear thongs? Or were you already wearing thongs?

SPEAKER_06

Um my defense, the deep sigh is because you have to have something to put the thong in. Um in my age today, I still don't have much to put a thong in. So back in the day, I was even smaller. Um did you try to appeal to them? What it would look like, and I'm gonna give everybody a visual, is you would take a thong and put it over a toothpick? A notebook sheet of paper.

SPEAKER_16

Oh no.

SPEAKER_12

Where did that laugh come from?

SPEAKER_06

That was a that was from deep, that was crazy. That was a deep hearty laugh. But yes, I'm happy I gave everybody that visual of what my cheeks like in a song. That's all I'm saying. No, um, I wore thongs before that song. Yeah, and when it came out, it still was no point because he was like, I love the way it goes. There was not gonna be no da-da-da.

SPEAKER_14

Just like putting string on a pancake.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, no, pancake got more flat than me, you know. So I'm just saying, it was like putting a thong on pita bread. I don't know, PET-a. Um what about you?

SPEAKER_15

I was 12 when the song came out. Shut up. Which, I mean, this is when he started.

SPEAKER_16

Welcome back to the show. If you're new, I am Mister. And I got two co-defendants.

SPEAKER_15

Flatjack, that woman Nini. And I am Cheesus Snack Mix. Also known as Sean.

SPEAKER_16

Well, today was a fun, fun day.

SPEAKER_06

Wait, did you wear thongs after you heard that song?

SPEAKER_16

No, but I asked every every shorty, Shorty that I was with. They got the inspiration from him. What? I mean, I am packing something heavy back there. Them cheeks. From what I from what I was been told.

SPEAKER_14

Them clides, them cheeks.

SPEAKER_16

From what I've been told. Got more ass than me. I didn't know that females look at men's asses the way we look at female asses back then. I I didn't know that was a thing. And when people like girls used to be like, oh my god, you got an ass. I was like, what? Like that shit don't sound right.

SPEAKER_06

You saying a lot of people would be surprised that um how, because I have an ass fetish, whether it be girl or guy. Dirty or clean? No, it gotta be clean. Ain't nobody checking for dirty. Poor, poor.

SPEAKER_04

Actually, there's that's nasty.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's not one of mine. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_13

What'd you say?

SPEAKER_06

What?

SPEAKER_13

What did you say?

SPEAKER_16

I don't know.

SPEAKER_12

Um here doesn't playback.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, pretty much. Um, so I mean, I mean, I think every shorty that I talked to after that song, I was like, You got a song? They was like, Yeah. I was like, let me see you in that. Oh my god. Yeah, thanks, Cisco. That was the way of the dragon.

SPEAKER_14

I just always found it nasty.

SPEAKER_16

Why? Because it came out shitty.

SPEAKER_15

If you talk about shitty, that's so nasty. It's not supposed to?

SPEAKER_12

No, no, no. I'm just playing, I'm just playing, I'm just playing.

SPEAKER_14

That's why I found it nasty because not everybody cleans properly. I know. And it's like you wearing a thong throughout the day, and then now you go take a shit during the day, and then you got your thong back in there.

SPEAKER_16

Is a thong a special occasion type of draws, or is that something you just wear? Just I know I know females that used to just wear it as regular daily draws, but is it supposed to be? When they don't wear it.

SPEAKER_06

It depends on what you like. A lot of women bullet?

SPEAKER_16

Sorry.

SPEAKER_06

I accidentally hit the uh I think a lot of women wear it just because they like, especially women who have like ass, um, it it accentuates the ass more. Because you got you're you want to cover your pussy, and but you want to wear the tight jeans where it, you know, you don't see a panty line. A lot of them wear it with a dress.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but a lot of times they don't wear panties at all. Yeah, most of the time they ain't wearing nothing under a dress.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, they on uh what do they call it, Dutch?

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm. Fairback commando well okay.

Work Frustrations And Interview Feedback

SPEAKER_16

Alright. So uh it's it oh, so I was saying it's been a long time, m marvelous day today, but before we get into that, how was you guys' uh week uh going into the weekend? How how was it this uh this go-around?

SPEAKER_14

Um It all seems like a blur. I'm trying to like think of the week. It did go by pretty fast. Every s yeah, like I'm like, what did happen? I had some traumatic events, but I don't really want to get into that right now. I bet.

SPEAKER_16

But um beat you over the head with it, huh? Wow.

SPEAKER_06

Hamma know Do y'all might ever stay out together? No. Clearly.

SPEAKER_14

I'm sorry. But there wasn't anything um crazy that happened. Well, the work-wise, it kind of everything was smooth, and I feel like it went by kind of quick.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, I know what you're talking about. Uh you don't want to divulge that information. No. Okay. Yeah, I agree. It kind of went went by. It was a quick week for me. Um, it was my short week anyway, so but it was busy, but uh I just got to a point where so I didn't get the position that I applied for and I interviewed for. What you're here, don't play back. I am not I I'm not taking your position, Sean. I think you I think you got that. Nini's runner up. Never but I'm not runner up, don't put me in here.

SPEAKER_01

No, I didn't get the position.

SPEAKER_16

So here's here's where I'm f like frustrated a little bit because now I didn't get the position, but I'm getting that position's type of work. And not only that, um the my coworkers are asking me to so they're getting asked to do reports and forecast and create a report to provide to the upper management. So they they give it to them, and then they turn around and try to give it to me so I can do it for them. And it's like, no, I've done it before. Take the old report that I did it before for you, just take that and create the new one, just follow the blueprint. It's all right there. Wow, he he he did it and didn't even try to even put everything together and then send it back to me. He's like, Can you help? Can you do this? Like, no, I'm not doing this.

SPEAKER_14

And this is work that the new position is doing that it's supposed to be doing.

SPEAKER_16

So what happens is they when the upper management needs clarification or analyst on per particular uh um accounts and money, and so they they ask for specific type of reports and they want it as quick. The turnaround needs to be quick because they gotta go and negotiate or whatever the hell they do in upper management, but they need that information uh to be accurate so they can properly budget and whatever. So usually it that that position I went for, they would do it and give it to them, but then they will hand it out to us to kind of help out.

SPEAKER_13

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

But since we haven't had a position, somebody in that position for a while, we've been short staffed, they kind of just can't been coming to me. So now they're giving it to other people and they don't know how to do it. So they they come to me, and I'm like, no, I I'm I'm already I'm already tasked out. I I can't do it. So I I'm I'm wondering how it's gonna be on Monday, and I can't wait.

SPEAKER_14

But now they've hired this person in that spot, so they should be able to.

SPEAKER_16

They should be, but they don't do it. Oh yeah, they don't do those reports. And it it was on the tea leaves anyway, because as soon as the fiscal year started, they started training that person uh for those duties. So I kind of seen it on a wall already, but uh So then they need to start doing it. So that's what I'm gonna do. So once is once they're uh announced, I'm like, okay, here you go. I'm not gonna.

SPEAKER_14

You need to be sending the people that be asking you the questions.

SPEAKER_16

Right to them. So that's what I would do. But neither here or there, still on my job. Because it's another thing. Another thing I want to bring up real quick. So I didn't get the position, right? And I got they'll send me the letter and say, Hey, you didn't get the position, but they also I didn't know this was a thing, but they also called me when we had a uh a talk about uh the interview, and you know, if I had any questions and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_06

That's not a thing, right?

SPEAKER_16

And you know, if if any question you want us to kind of explain on how you stood or whatever, you know, just let me know and we'll we'll we'll go over and we'll talk about it. And I was like, okay, that's fine. And then they say this, because your name gets brought up a lot. And I didn't know how to take that. What did that mean?

SPEAKER_14

What do you I take it as your name is brought up as like a positive thing, and so you would be a prime candidate for that position.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. I I I I took it in both ways. I d first I I I thought it was like, all right, if my name is being brought up a lot in that circle of upper management, it's almost like it's almost like they were saying you was right there, but on the other hand, it's like what the fuck you mean my name get brought up all the time? Like is that a good thing or bad thing?

SPEAKER_14

I take it the the other way. Yeah, okay. Yeah, no, I take it the other way.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. Cause I I didn't know how to take it. I think I called Nene and I was like, Nene, this makes sense.

SPEAKER_03

So I mean And Nene was like get it in writing.

SPEAKER_14

I kind of feel like it's almost kind of like um what's the reason? I don't know their motives were for asking those questions, but I also kind of feel like it was actually kinda to your betterment to have that opportunity to know what you meant by it could or couldn't do better. Right. Because I know like a lot of people like at my job, like interview and don't get the position. And then those questions always end up coming and they don't get those type of answers. And they're like, well, what could I have done differently or what could I have done better? And so it's good to have that feedback.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. I'm I'm planning this like talk and and ask her questions and sp specifically, but just like, what did you mean by my name you brought up? Because if it does, then it the only reason I lost out on a position to me is that they just had more experience.

SPEAKER_14

It could be.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

Um, or a lot of times, like again, like at my job, like some of these people like they are experienced, they have the qualifications, they can do the job. It's just the way they interview. Yeah. Sometimes that makes the difference. Okay. And so that type of feedback can help you for next time because there may be some way that you may have answered certain questions or kind of, yeah, all right, all right, yeah. It made this person seem a little bit more, you know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Damn it. My supervisor says that too a lot. Yeah. Like she'd be like, they just interviewed bad.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

Sometimes that's all it is. You could be extremely qualified, but another person interviewing could be less qualified, but they interview.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it's all about it's all about being personable, though. Like a lot of people, just because you know, personable and confident. Yes. Like, just because you know the job doesn't mean that when you in that position, you handle dealing with, and I'm not saying it's about you. I'm just saying sometimes, yeah, it it seems like, well, if we put you in a situation, we don't feel like you're gonna handle it the way you're supposed to. Like you might come off problematic or you just don't seem like a real people person. So, and people see that in your interview. Oh my god, I remember where I used to interview people, and I remember this one candidate came in, and not to be funny, but sometimes our people people are funny.

SPEAKER_14

Wait, I think I I know what you're about to say.

SPEAKER_06

Like, you can't come in here just because you see, like, oh, I got two of my people in here, I can act the way I want to act. Like, this chick came in here and was so, and I hate using this term, but it is it was big, she was so ghetto. And we all looking across the table at each other, not her, just me and the other interviewers, and I'm like, oh, she fucked up. Yeah, why would you do that?

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, I've been in, I've been in on the other side of the table too. Yeah, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_06

You can't do that. Yeah, and it's not just that's anybody because you can have a Spanish person, Asian person coming here and get real, because we had uh a white lady coming here who was like, Yeah, because and we was like, What's one of the problems, you know, or how would you deal with this? And we found out this bitch was always suing her employer. Oh wow, back.

SPEAKER_01

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_06

Like, why would you why would you come out with that?

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, and on the flip side, it could be absolutely none of that, and just simply the way the politics in the workplace go. Oh god, that position was already for them, and so it didn't even matter, but because your name comes up regularly with management, yeah, means that the opportunity is there, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Like if she didn't or he didn't want the position, right? You you would have been the runner up, most likely. That's usually how it goes.

SPEAKER_16

I I I I think honestly, I think I nailed the interview except for one of the questions.

SPEAKER_14

Did they fill out the application?

Odell’s Money Math And Athlete Spending

SPEAKER_16

No, no, I didn't give them a trophy. Okay, that's the insider, y'all. Don't worry about it. Um one of one of the questions threw me, and I answered it to the best of my ability, but I didn't really know. So like I answered it because I I never had experience in what that question was. Okay. But the you know, I broke down all the things that I didn't know before and how fast I learned and turned it around. Type of shit, like to use it to my advantage and let them know, like, even though I I might not recall how to do it now, I definitely, you know, type of shit. Like I definitely learned quicker shit type shit. Uh so but yeah, uh, other than that, um today my younger son uh tried out for basketball. Um and uh today was the last the last day of three tryouts, and he made the team.

SPEAKER_06

Congratulations. Yes, for him.

SPEAKER_16

I am proud of him. Oh yeah. So I am proud of him. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_14

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_16

So he he he did that, and then we went out to watch my other son play college ball, and they was playing the number one team in the uh in their region.

SPEAKER_06

Did they beat them?

SPEAKER_16

And they won. They didn't beat me talking about from what I heard last four years, they'd never beat this team. They never beat this team. Um, and they just became number one. They still number one, but you know, we're we're sitting at 500, 4-4. Now we just uh beating them, we were five and four, and that was a big game. So congratulations, uh my son and his team. They my son did his uh awesome job today.

SPEAKER_14

They've been really following my lead and my coaching.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, they take charges. Yeah, um yeah, yeah. The way y'all both was yeah, um other than that, it's been great. So uh what's been going on in this crazy world of ours?

SPEAKER_13

I know a little bit of this, a little bit of that.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

So did you guys see um Odell Beckham Jr. was facing a lot of criticism after he um spoke about how surviving a lifetime off of a hundred million dollar five-year contract is not really sustainable for him. So um a hundred million dollars over five years, and he kind of broke down that it's not really a hundred million dollars. That's very true. Um, and he broke down how much it would be for each year, which is still dollars. Um, but then he kind of talked about like the different things that you have to pay for and the lifestyle that you have and the the flashiness that a lot of people that comes with having to do. And he faced a lot of um backlash on that.

SPEAKER_02

I'm sorry, no, she completely missed the mouth.

SPEAKER_06

Like you know how you look at stuff and you be like, I know that one about to taste real good. She just hit the floor. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. I didn't mean to interrupt you.

SPEAKER_06

No, she missed her whole mouth. Just though over here watching me like a goddamn hog. I didn't watch it. I heard it hit the floor.

SPEAKER_15

I think everybody heard it hit the floor. Oh my god. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_16

Go ahead. I'm sorry. Oh shit, that was funny.

SPEAKER_15

What's those your anal beads? Don't tell. Well, we heard it. Well, we only heard one. I know the rest of them still.

SPEAKER_14

I fired it in that one pop up. Oh, wow. Okay, thanks for shopping. So um Ocho Cinco, uh, Chad Johnson and um Netta Sharp had been talking about um was discussing it and speaking about their thoughts on it. And now I don't know how much you guys follow um Ocho Cinco.

SPEAKER_16

I do.

SPEAKER_14

But for I followed him for a long time and for years he's always talked about how frugal he is.

SPEAKER_16

He doesn't spend money.

SPEAKER_14

Like he flies spirit airline. Yeah, yeah. Like he's very conscious of it.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, he doesn't he doesn't spend his money.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, um, because he understands especially in that type of business, like with sports and stuff, yeah. The longevity of it is not necessarily always there. Right. Um, and it can go away very quickly. That's why they call them contracts. And if you're not um conscious of saving and investing and all of that kind of stuff, you can be without very, very quickly.

SPEAKER_06

Money out of sight.

SPEAKER_14

But I just found the conversation interesting because although I understood where um Odell was coming from, I kind of just was kind of looking at him kind of sideways. I'm trying to pass by her um on the freeway. Um I kind of was looking at him sideways, and I know that I'm not in that position to be able to really speak to that per se. But like how Netta Sharp was saying, a lot of the flashiness of you don't necessarily have to do or feed into. So some of that is your own doing of why you don't have what you feel to be enough to survive. And then it was interesting they got into the talk of like, yeah, because then you get one kid or two kids, and you got baby mamas and child support and all of that shit. And then you know, all of these um, you think about all the different um scandals some of these people get into, and they be paying people off just to not have to go through shit like Netta Sharp was in a scandal recently, and I think he paid what like 20-something million dollars or whatever. That girl got paid. Yeah, and sometimes it's not even true, but just to get the shit off, you know, like they just be paying these people. What do you think? Like if you was in that position, do you feel like so? I guess I forgot the number specifically. He was saying that the hundred million broken down per year was like um I forgot the specific number of what it was.

SPEAKER_16

Whatever the case may be, right? I I believe I believe every word he says. Only because in that position and and making that type of money, right? You're you're dealing with contracts, first of all. So a lot of that stuff is you get paid by how many games you play. Um you some of it is some of it is guaranteed, some of it are bonuses, some of it you have to um carry out the length of the contract to get the rest of your money. You don't get all that money up front, right? So most of that money, like that got paid 164 million, but that's the span over five years, right? So each year it's a certain amount out of that 164. So you break that down by five, and then you gotta take taxes because some certain states take taxes, which is a hefty part of those types of checks, because yeah, and then your the lifestyle property taxes too. And then watch your mama a house. Property taxes for all the home to travel outside of the football, uh, outside of the season, because you gotta remember they don't play football or they don't play sports year-round. So they after six months, they gotta figure out what they do, and some people have to live off that every month. Yeah. So if it's not taken care of properly, especially during the season when then you have to come out of pocket for certain things, you got scandals, you got this, you got that. Yeah, that might not last you uh as what people think. To us, it's like how how that because you know, we don't we don't see that type of money. So, but I guarantee you, if we had that type of money, we would be saying the same thing if we dart budgeting properly. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_06

But I think that's the thing right there is a lot of people who come from Initially not having that type of money, and then they go into that situation with all that money. It's like fuck it, I could do whatever I want because because they don't know. I'm like, so for us, for instance, I don't think that would happen like that. But this is just hypothetically thinking because we already know what it takes and what shit costs, and how you know the money just fly out your pockets and your hands. Yeah, we only make it thousands of dollars or a thousand dollars, right? Yeah, and we know how fast money can go, no matter how much it is, yeah, it's gonna go.

SPEAKER_16

So I I I agree completely. I and and to think, and just to bounce um piggyback off your point, right? You go from not having money to turn around and have a multi-million dollar deal, right? Now you go in, you're going in there, and even if your conscious is like I want to be able to do something with this money long term, and then you have to go to people you don't know to help budget with your money. And then you got them stealing money from you. Yeah, but that's not all all the cases, but you you're not in that position. You don't know, you don't know the business, so you you got me people turn weird.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_16

Then you got family members that always gonna need something. So you know I get it, I get it, you know. People saying that, you know, that's a lot of money, you could but yeah, we don't know. We don't mean that, and I think he's telling the truth as it's just sometimes it doesn't sustain, and I think his lifestyle, there's things that if he'd make better choices, it probably would.

SPEAKER_14

Right. You know what I'm saying? So and some of those things like they talked about, it was like, okay, so you don't have to fly private. Like it was like, oh, so you fly in private, and you can't knock it. Shannon Sharp was saying, like, you fly private overseas. And well, I forgot the number he said, he was like, like twenty thousand dollars an hour or something like that. And it was like overseas, like you spending a hundred and something thousand dollars for uh yeah, you know, but you can't knock him, you can't knock him in for his life for his lifestyle.

SPEAKER_16

Like if he's used to doing that when he was making that type of money, uh sometimes when you're not playing no more and you still got that type of money in your bank, you don't think about you just do what's natural to you. So I can't judge him for doing what's natural for him, but yeah, nobody judging them, don't complain. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_14

Like, well, right, that's what I'm saying. It's like, so you know how much that costs to do that type of thing.

SPEAKER_06

So I see what y'all saying, like keep doing that, yeah. Or not even why keep doing that. If you know this is paying you so much, what's your other avenue? Because other people have avenues. You got all these players doing commercials, they doing movies and showing up here, they're making money elsewhere to go. Yeah, like you just relying on that one income and you don't even play that much.

DNA Surprise And Malpractice Millions

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, he doesn't play at all. Yeah, like he's done.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, so yeah, because it was like, oh, you know, you make it big. You know, a lot of them, you know, when they first get signed, they get these big deals, and then they're like, Oh, I always wanted a Ferrari, so they get the Ferrari. Okay, fine, get the Ferrari, but then now you had to go get a Lambo, and then now you had to go get a and it's like, why do you need keeping up with the Joneses? Yeah, you know, and it's like be a little more fiscally responsible.

SPEAKER_06

Well, y'all know Carl, cars lose their value as soon as they leave the lot.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, I yeah, and it's hard. Like, it's hard. Like, it's because there's I know me when I was young, I was like, I I want so much money, uh, this is what I want, this is what I want. So I get it. If it comes to fruition, he was like, oh, everything I said I wanted, I can get now. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, so it's like now when you have a limitless, well, you don't have a limitless supply, but it seems as if like you know, you got so many zeros, oh this wouldn't hurt my pockets, and then you get injured, and then the money stops. Now what you do? You know what I'm saying? So you just yeah, like you said, just be a little bit more financially.

SPEAKER_14

I don't know that much about the like the sports world. So like say you get a hundred million dollars. Oh my god. Say you get a five year hundred million dollar um contract.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

And say they trade you year three. Do you get the rest of that money from the contract?

SPEAKER_16

So the trade, the team that's trading for him will have to pay them out of the contract and they will continue the contract with the new place. So they will have to pay the the existing the previous team, buy them out of the contract, and take over the that amount. Oh, okay. So some sometimes they do it, sometimes or or if they didn't make, if they didn't make certain stipulations in the original contract, sometimes you could go you can get traded and not have to carry over that thing. But if it's guaranteed money over a certain amount of years, they gotta get the players gotta get paid that guaranteed money somehow. So yeah. That's why Russell Wilson is not hurting right now, because he was he was at once the highest paid player for quarterback for a while, and now his game kind of fell off, and then he got moved around, but that money goes around with him. Okay, he's still getting paid.

SPEAKER_14

So that's how I do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Uh yeah, I was gonna compare it to the job that you got outside of but that's neither here or there.

SPEAKER_06

You gotta know about that. Interesting.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06

So, um, I'm just gonna share a little bit of this story. It's not the full story, but we don't need the full story. It's just so a Massachusetts woman who learned she had two half-sisters through a 23ME DNA test has now taken them to court, demanding a portion of their twenty-eight point eight million malpractice settlement. The sisters Callie and Abigail Brown won the payout after their father Joe died from a misdiagnosed air aortic aneurysm in 2018. But just weeks after meeting them for the first time, the newly discovered sibling filed a lawsuit seeking a share. What do y'all think about that? Y'all think she is she is she allotted that money? I'm still trying to understand. Hold on.

SPEAKER_14

So the father died from malpractice. The other two sisters filed a malpractice suit wrongful death suit and ended up getting all this money. And then this other woman did like a 23andMe and found that oh, I got sisters over here. This was my daddy. Oh connected with these sisters, they formed a certain relationship.

SPEAKER_16

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_14

She, in one way or another, whether they was bragging or whether it was very evident because these bitches came up and it's like, wait, how do my both my sisters have mansions? You know, found out that they got this money from this wrongful death um suit and was like, give me my share. Do you feel like she's entitled to that?

SPEAKER_06

That's a real tricky one for me, I think.

SPEAKER_12

Tricky.

SPEAKER_06

Because I I mean, that's her daddy, right?

SPEAKER_14

But it wasn't the daddy's money. It wasn't. I could see if it was the daddy had money and left it to them, and she's like, Well, hey, I'm a child.

SPEAKER_16

Even if it's regular conversation, you see how he says the word daddy?

SPEAKER_06

Yo, shut up. Can we push it out? We pushed so much.

SPEAKER_16

Influence on that word. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cut you off. Go ahead. Jesus Christ. Daddy. Now don't you gonna think about it, dog.

SPEAKER_06

I think that's fucked up though. Like Do you?

SPEAKER_04

I don't know.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, here's what I think. Did the I don't think she found out after the fat the the the father died.

SPEAKER_15

Yes.

SPEAKER_16

With a 23ME. Yeah. The father didn't know she was uh existed.

SPEAKER_15

The father probably did.

SPEAKER_14

From what we know, we don't know. We don't know. We don't know. It could be publicly put out there, so the sisters ain't no right too little, too late.

SPEAKER_16

I don't think you deserve anything. Uh it's fucked up, right? But nobody knew about you. I don't I don't I don't think they knew about her.

SPEAKER_06

She ain't know about them either, too.

SPEAKER_16

She took that too. So I I I think I think it just so happened that she when she was doing this 23andMe, she just was trying to figure out who her daddy was. Right. And she found her sisters. And then and then it just so happens they they did this uh you know lawsuit. It doesn't entitle you to some of that.

SPEAKER_06

She probably didn't know about that lawsuit.

SPEAKER_14

I kind of feel like I'm like, if the daddy, if the deity father had money and it was left to the children, and then she found out she was one of the children, then yeah, she's entitled to it. You wasn't even part of that lawsuit. They decided to say, hey, yeah, something ain't right. Something wasn't right with the way you handled my daddy. Yeah. And I don't think she's gonna win.

SPEAKER_06

You think she gonna win? No. No, because you're a lawyer, you never know.

SPEAKER_16

The lawsuit had nothing to do with her. That's that lawsuit. It didn't she wasn't there to know that her father was sick, she didn't know it was malpractice, she didn't know none of that stuff.

SPEAKER_14

So she didn't hire the attorney.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, she didn't like she had nothing to do with the lawsuit. I agree. If he had something in the will or something like some property or something, that he was like, Oh, yeah, I got a um begotten daughter somewhere, make sure she gets this, right? But she's not part of that lawsuit.

SPEAKER_14

Now, as a newfound sibling, that you guys have found each other and you've created this really great relationship because they did. They they built uh a relationship that they were cool. Yeah. Oh, she ain't get no money within that relationship. Yes, she found out.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

So I mean, I'll break. I would be like, oh, you know what? I'll break you off a little something. Here's a hundred thousand. But now they like mm mm fuck each other.

Thanksgiving Arson And Headlines Roundup

SPEAKER_16

Like, yeah, and that's fucked up. I don't think she'd have she should have started that attention over some money. Right. I just just be happy for them and and I went in their favor. Yeah. What in their favor?

SPEAKER_06

She ain't get no money.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah. And now you've ruined the relationship. Yeah, because that's a bad taste.

SPEAKER_16

You don't you'll never know. Like, maybe after a while they be like, oh, well, let's give you a mill. They could've. Right. Let's give you 500,000.

SPEAKER_06

If you genuinely say, like, that was us, and she genuinely comes to us, don't even bother. She knows about the lawsuit. Yeah. And just don't bother, just like supporting us through the whole thing, whatever. I would give my sister some money.

SPEAKER_16

One give it 500,000, I'll give 500,000. Now you're a mill up.

SPEAKER_14

What if you had got like technically a million dollars?

SPEAKER_16

Technically. Yeah, they got 28.8. But I just made you a millionaire. Because technically you had nothing to do with it. You should be happy that you made it. Well, in situ in situations like this, I get what he's saying though, because it's like I don't really know you like that. You're a millionaire now. You're a millionaire now.

SPEAKER_06

I gave you something.

SPEAKER_02

Nothing to do with the malpractice.

SPEAKER_06

I ain't have to give you shit.

SPEAKER_16

You just found out that your daddy died. We just became cool. It's just funny. That's like. I give you 1.001. You know what I'm saying? You're gonna be happy. You're gonna be happy.

SPEAKER_12

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. So like, come on. Yeah. And and let us be the ones that be like, after a while, I can still start giving you. Let us decide. You know what I mean? Like, you know, maybe I could give you another after a certain comment. You got an allowance. Why not? They're about to blow through that money. Would you rather have an allowance or nothing at all?

SPEAKER_14

I think that money already gone. I think that's how she realized that they came into that money because they was there it was very evident. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

But the audacity at the Pig Lee Wiggle.

SPEAKER_16

No way. It was Odell Beckham.

SPEAKER_06

But the audacity's crazy.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That part, I think. She done stupefied herself out of that shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

And now you need to find 23 and me more siblings. Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Better sue 23 of me.

SPEAKER_06

Give you that information. Give me my money. Go sue the hospital. Yourself for malpractice and be like, I never got a chance to meet my daddy because y'all do something wrong. Yep. Goes through the hospital. Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

Yep. I would. You'll win.

SPEAKER_16

They did.

SPEAKER_14

I'm like, you took away my chance, yep. To know my daddy. To have a relationship with my daddy. Because I ain't had no ditty around when I was growing up. That's why I'm wild and I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_16

Every time you say daddy, it gets close to close to duty.

SPEAKER_14

Daddy. So did you guys hear about this crazy ass story on Thanksgiving? So 21-year-old Eric J. Crump. Crump? Mm-hmm. Um, from Illinois. Sound like a dance. It does. He um evidently had a domestic dispute with his family members um on Thanksgiving. Is this Ray J? You talking about Ray J? No. Oh, oh, Derek J. Crumb.

SPEAKER_16

Alright, my bad. So um Evidently he was Ray J did on Thanksgiving too.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Um so evidently it says that he was um antagonizing and arguing with the family members at the home on Thanksgiving. Um police were called, they ended up de-escalating the situation, apparently. And then he was pretty much like, I think it they kicked him out of the house. And about an hour later, he returned and was like, Are you gonna put me out? And it's freezing cold out here. Bet. And he returned and started pouring gasoline in his bedroom, and he set the whole house on fire. Um straight to Christmas, chestnuts roast. No, seriously. They ended up catching him and arresting him, but I just found that to be so uh it's not funny, but he was only 21. He's only 21 years old. And I don't know what they were doing. He burned himself.

SPEAKER_16

Oh that was his face.

unknown

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_16

That was his face? That's his normal face. Nah, some of that fire got on him. That shit looked burnt. Second degree at least. Is it that serious though? It's not that serious, dog. Go to jail.

SPEAKER_14

He said, Oh, you gonna kick me out? Well, you ain't gonna have nowhere to stay either.

SPEAKER_16

He's why-ins, bro.

SPEAKER_14

No, seriously. I just I was like, mm-mm. People nowadays are like, you just never know, and it doesn't matter, family or not.

SPEAKER_16

Like people just why um you know how many times his parents was like, yo, you gotta do this right. So when you get older, you can leave out of this house. And he just ignored them.

SPEAKER_06

I doubt that they said that.

SPEAKER_14

Luckily, they all made it out safe, and nobody was he didn't look like it.

SPEAKER_16

His face looked oh my god.

SPEAKER_15

His face is not burnt. Maybe that's why they was arguing.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, like get your burnt ass face out of here.

SPEAKER_14

Oh, it's burnt, huh?

SPEAKER_04

Fuck my room.

SPEAKER_14

But the thing that cracked me up is like when people get into like different arguments or fights and they start wrecking their own shit. Like, why do you end up with it? But no, he went in his room and lit his room on fire. Like, so your stuff was in there.

SPEAKER_16

Everything they bought for him.

SPEAKER_04

He was like, I never want to see this rabbit match kid again. I still got a PS1. Right? Fuck this shit. Graphics are stupid. I hate this Atari. I'm playing ball.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, but that rockhead motherfucker that's going around beating destroying shit with his forehead. Hey yeah.

SPEAKER_16

No, let's go ahead. No, I was calling you for to finish.

SPEAKER_06

Finish what? He the one who did the story. I thought you were about to read. I thought you was about to read. I swear to God, I thought you were. Nobody's buying your bullshit.$9.99. Nobody won it. Okay. Put that shit back in the back of the show. Yep. Way back. Back there.

SPEAKER_14

Back into time. No, baby, no, baby.

SPEAKER_06

So did y'all hear about Mr. What? What? How he broke into a liquor store tearing the place up.

SPEAKER_16

Sounds like me.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it was a raccoon that made a wild.

SPEAKER_12

Mm-hmm. And you call me a raccoon. I'm so lost.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, touche, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_13

Did you see the picture? The raccoon.

SPEAKER_14

Learn something? Wow. From you? Really? Yeah. Because the way he was that type of experience.

SPEAKER_16

The way he was laid out. Hey, yo. He was done. No, but he must mix liquor.

SPEAKER_06

He had a heart. He did. He fixed everything. Yeah. He had it was scotch, whiskey.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

This man went great.

SPEAKER_16

He opened them shits.

SPEAKER_06

He knocked them off the shuffle, just drinking it off the floor.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah. He was just lapping it up. And then he went in the bathroom. So I'm assuming he went to the bathroom to throw up.

SPEAKER_06

And nobody was there to hold his hair back. So just laid down and gave up. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_14

But he was spread eagle.

SPEAKER_16

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_06

That's so funny. A raccoon breaking in and getting drunk is hilarious.

SPEAKER_16

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_06

A mess.

SPEAKER_16

So where was this? Virginia. Virginia. Yo, y'all raccoons is gangsta.

SPEAKER_15

Or they just got a problem and they need A. Probably. R-A. R-A-A. R A A.

SPEAKER_06

Yo, get out of here.

SPEAKER_14

Did y'all see this shit with um J the Pink and Will Smith friend? I read something about it. I didn't pay enough attention. So Will Smith's his friend, right? 40 years of a friendship that he's had with Will Smith.

SPEAKER_06

So he knows everything. His name is Balal Salam. He knows everything.

SPEAKER_14

There you go.

SPEAKER_06

Stop it.

SPEAKER_14

And evidently. He's worked with Will on several projects. Um they've had a very long friendship. And he started coming out speaking on a whole lot of stuff about Will. I guess they kind of had like a fallen out. And now he wants to spill it. And Will, um, and Jada ran up on him like Tupac. Oh shit. And pretty much was like, stop putting our personal business out there. Oh, she did one of those things again. Or else. And she like threatened his life. Um, Smith is coming, go and smack you. Now he's suing for three million dollars. Um, because he, when I say he was putting stuff out there, he was putting stuff out there like their sexual escapede. Will sleeping with men's and just all kinds of everything. And Jada ain't say, oh, stop making shit up. She said stop putting our business out there.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, yeah. She ain't shit for that.

SPEAKER_14

And she had demanded that he sign an NDA or else. So if you demanding that this man is signing an NDA, that means that the shit that he knows is factual. Yeah. And you don't want that stuff out. And I'm not, you know, I'm not gonna yuck nobody um. So whatever they did, whatever they do, you know, I would have done El Cena too. So get out of here.

SPEAKER_16

Wait, what was his name again?

SPEAKER_15

August El Cena. No, no, it got the friend. Uh Balal Salami. I mean Balal Salami. That is not in the house.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna need you. No. Okay, sorry. Just because he goes by a Muslim name does not make this man Indian.

SPEAKER_14

Gotcha. But evidently, um quoted, her words were um, if she keep if he keeps putting her uh personal business out, that he could end up missing or catch a bullet. Oh, that's oh she why you ain't say that to Chris Rock? Like she was on like said, Why she ain't say that to Chris Rock? Because she the only one made it out. What'd you say? Why she ain't gonna be like Chris Rock? Cause she was scratching her scalp.

SPEAKER_06

She wanted to ruin her husband's career.

SPEAKER_16

That didn't work.

SPEAKER_14

But now I need the uh I need a documentary because I want to know.

SPEAKER_16

We already know what will done.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, but I wanna I wanna see it.

SPEAKER_16

I bet. Let 50% do it.

SPEAKER_14

I haven't watched it yet.

SPEAKER_16

Alright, we just seen the uh first episode.

SPEAKER_14

I haven't watched it yet. It's good.

SPEAKER_16

It's fucking hilarious. They're trying to I I'm not gonna say nothing that will give up the show because you ain't see it yet. But they they're they're trying to use a nice little paintbrush. That's all I want to say.

SPEAKER_14

So I did see something just today. Um, Biggie's family said that some of the shit that is in there is not actually true. Factual, yeah. Not factual. Um, but you know, stuff is gonna stuff is made salacious for TV, and there's gonna be things that's embellished and 50 cent behind it, and he's the petty ass kid. So you need to leave cancer alone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, because I think I was I was talking to you earlier about because I watched it and I know you didn't watch it yet, and I was telling Sean, I was like, um, it's interesting that all the people, and I said, I know it's because just like you said, 50 you know, ahead of this. I said, it is it's funny the people that's speaking on Diddy are all the people that has a problem with him.

SPEAKER_16

So Well, the first episode that was his that was his longtime friend. I don't know if he has a problem with it, with him. It it's just it's just really interesting. It's just interesting. Yeah, I don't think he has a problem with him because he's been there since he was there was kids, right? But it's how he's explaining what what happened when he was a kid coming up to make you be like, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And what I said about that to Sean A too was he one of them dudes that, yeah, you knew him, y'all probably was close, but you don't really know him. Yeah, right. So it was some we grew up in the same house, but after that, I wasn't really there.

SPEAKER_16

Because you letting a lot of shit slide, man.

SPEAKER_06

So it's not even letting anything slide. I think he's literally fabricating the fucking story just so he can be a part of it and have something to say.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, we're yeah. Oh, I didn't get that from I that's what I'm getting.

SPEAKER_06

I'm I have to watch it again then. As soon as I started watching him, as soon as he opened his mouth and started telling the story, I said nobody's believing that shit. That was me. Oh, wow. That was me.

SPEAKER_14

And so when you when you guys are talking about it like that, and how like a lot of the people are people who don't necessarily mess with him like that, and so they may have a reason to not speak so positively. It reminds me of um Irv Gotti when he did the one, and all he kept doing was finding ways to bash Ashanti, and everybody he had on their speaking was somebody who had an issue with Ashanti or the way that things were handled in the business where Ashanti got more limelight than some of these other artists, and those were the artists that were brought on to speak about it. And it's like, okay, so we get in just this one size.

SPEAKER_16

That's exactly what it is. I see what you're saying now. Okay, so but here's where it goes a little left. When you watch it, you're uh you're you understand. They brought this artist on, and she was just recounting her, you know, dealings with Diddy, right? But the way she explained what happened didn't make any sense from me hearing it. Because it's like, how did you get from there to there to that? Like, I didn't hear it in the story, and maybe they're omitting.

SPEAKER_06

It was a hole. It it definitely had holes in. I know what you talk about.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, it's like either you're omitting-exactly who he's talking about. Omitting information or this the way you're explaining it doesn't make sense. Because how it's just the timeline of how you're explaining it, is like, what? Like, where in in that timeline that you just explained did all of this happen? So I can't wait till you see it.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, I'm I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna um I'm gonna I'm definitely gonna watch it. And I feel like unless I see in this documentary somewhere, Fondsworth. Yo, I need to I need to hear from I need to hear from First. I'm not gonna believe everything about it. I need to hear from Foundworth. I need to hear from Fonzworth.

SPEAKER_06

Facts because the choreographer. Yes, because that was his right hand, like they on the Brooklyn Bridge somewhere.

SPEAKER_16

I I I I think I don't think so.

SPEAKER_06

And oh, yeah, Lori and Lorian. Yeah, I'm about to say, because she she she ain't take shit. She didn't know at all.

SPEAKER_14

She the only one that really challenges.

SPEAKER_06

And he didn't fire her ass, was like, I'm done with your stupid shit. But here's my thing. So honestly, which is crazy, like, you know, we all had our views from the news reports and all that shit of Diddy or whatever. And I already told y'all that it was something about him I didn't like anyway from the get-go. Before all of this, shut up. And um, but watching the documentary right now, the first episode or whatever, I don't know, I feel like I watched more, but that's just me. Um it makes you look into it with for me, deeper thought process into the whole situation, and then you kind of look at Diddy like, hmm. Like, what? Who you really fucking pissed off?

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

You know what I'm saying? So it's uh what no, it's like when you watching it, so he for me, I feel like 50's trying to paint a horrible picture of Diddy, right? But if you really pay attention to some of the stuff that people are saying and actually like comprehend and dig deeper into what they're saying, there they was that my throat?

SPEAKER_15

What's that? That was the goat in your throat. Fuck. That was crazy. That shit was crazy.

SPEAKER_06

Yo, unless you flipped upside down. I don't know what the fuck. Well, you gotta exercise a demon up out of there. Good lord. Yeah, that made me lose my train.

SPEAKER_16

Well, I see what you're saying.

SPEAKER_06

But you gotta dig like I feel like if you you kind of get in who he was trying to be. Yes. Or whatever. No, no, no, no. And then it's like, so then it brings you to the who you pissed off to get you here in this situation you are in right now. God's truth. Is how I'm looking at it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

But if y'all ain't watch it, go watch it. It's very interesting, but it's definitely one-sided.

SPEAKER_16

The next pile, we're gonna have a nice deep dive on this, I think. Cause that first episode was like, oh. But it's like, how much can you really take from it? Because again, this is 50. Yeah, you know, he's petty as fuck. So he is. Yeah, you gotta leave. But he, you know, he did Diddy did bring his own camera crew, and they got footage of that camera crew that was filming up into the trial. Um so that footage is in there.

SPEAKER_14

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

So it's all the other, it's all the other stuff that goes around it, is like, yeah.

SPEAKER_14

And that's the thing when you have these types of instances, you can throw sprinkles of truth to make it work.

SPEAKER_16

To paint a narrative.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, to paint a narrative. And so it's people will be like, well, if that's true, but that's why I'm saying that's what that first this first episode is all about.

SPEAKER_06

That's why I said me watching it, you gotta look deeper into what they are trying to portray. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Because it's it's right there.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, you know, it's like it and and I hate to say it, but it almost makes me be like, hmm. So you really did this. But this other shit, mmm, I don't know. That and that's off of like cryptic be way too cryptic.

SPEAKER_16

I don't even know what the Are you following me?

SPEAKER_06

Because if not, just let me know. Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Um So I'm I because it's gonna be too much. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_14

I I gotta understand your shorthand. So, like when we talked earlier, it's sort of like you know, there's the machine.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yep.

SPEAKER_14

And Diddy is very well connected, very wealthy, has a lot of power within his own right. But I think we said before, I know I had said before in a conversation, that for a lot of um like black people, a lot of minorities, you can have that power, wealth, and whatever, and sit in these spaces and in these rooms, but it's still not your room. Right. And so your job is to sit and fuck up and be in the family.

SPEAKER_16

You're right on track with this.

SPEAKER_14

Who who you then uh That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_06

That's my that's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_16

You're right on track with this. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I I get what you're saying. Yo, wait until you see the episode because I see what you're you're saying. Oh my god, y'all right on track with this. Yeah, you gotta see it.

Media Spin, Cassie Case, And Industry Politics

SPEAKER_14

Because I told her, I said I thought it was really interesting that the whole Cassie thing. So Cassie didn't come out about this stuff. Oh no, they settled out of court. Wait till I think. It didn't come out for a long time about any of this stuff that happened. And I feel like if Cassie had come out with this stuff, it would have been like, oh wow, especially when we when everyone saw the hotel video, it was like, oh no, you did this shit. But it still wouldn't have been anything to the extent of what we have now, right? But I feel like that was just the way to be able to bring all of this other shit in to bring him down. And I don't feel like it was Cassie. I feel like it was her husband. Oh, yeah. Like, she didn't bring this shit out until she got with this dude. What's his name? Alex Fine. Yeah. Like, it wasn't until she got with his real name for her?

SPEAKER_16

Oh, I thought you were just being funny.

SPEAKER_14

That and I feel like, who y'all know? Right. Who y'all connected to? That used y'all to get this ball rolling. Yeah. To take this man down. And I'm not taking away from anything. This man, like he. He done did the shit. Yeah. But he did all of the shit and did shit.

SPEAKER_06

That's my point.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. But well yeah, because he didn't get he didn't get uh he only got sentenced for one of those uh accounts. Uh everything else he w he was acquitted of.

SPEAKER_06

Right. But they did what they wanted to do. But because his image now Yes is tainted. It's tainted. It's destroyed.

SPEAKER_16

They they they was he wasn't sex trafficking people. They they wanted to be there. Yeah. So I mean He had a fetish.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Like, did he have whatever? Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

Like when he finally gets out, I don't see him ever coming back to like he's coming. I don't want somebody back. Ever coming back to the status of what he was he was. I think he may attempt to come back into some sort of the limelight, but it's never gonna be the same what it was that label come back. Or he might sink away into the dark and just be love and his family because who's really gonna take this man serious and who's gonna want to work with this man after all of this? Business-wise, like people are not going to want to have their hands in anything that he's doing. People of status, yeah, is what I'm saying. Um, especially like business people, right? Partnerships and endorsements and stuff. Because there's always going to be that negative stain attached to him.

SPEAKER_06

That's why I said they didn't partner with Todd. They did what they wanted to. They messed with that man's long money.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

You want to clean up your image? Use Todd. Shut up.

SPEAKER_14

Like, do you feel like liquor? Do you feel like there's any length of time or anything you can do? I know that's I know. You feel like there's any length of time or anything he can do that will change nowadays.

SPEAKER_06

You never know. I'm sure. Because times has changed with how everybody's sure attention spin. They're gonna find a new villain real fast.

SPEAKER_16

There will always be that one artist that is trying to get put on. Yeah. And he still has a name. Yeah. Yeah. So it's not gonna, it's not gonna stop. He gonna I don't think so, but I think that, take that.

SPEAKER_06

They tainted his lawnmower. I feel like going forward, they tainted his law money.

SPEAKER_14

Take that, take that. Take that, take that, bad boy, baby.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, imagine all those years he was saying, take that, take that, and we were singing it with him, and he's up here just and we just promoting his smut.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, take that, take that. Yeah, you hear them? I didn't hear that way, maybe. No, don't say that. Taking my butt off.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, sorry, okay. I go too far all the time. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_14

I'm glad you actually. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_16

I heard myself.

SPEAKER_14

You can acknowledge that.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

Did you say you hurt yourself?

SPEAKER_16

I heard myself. You hurt yourself. Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

I thought you were claiming yourself.

SPEAKER_16

Oh no. I ain't gonna break my urethra.

SPEAKER_14

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06

Can we give it up for Cardi B though? Give it up for Cardi B. Billboard has a fit.

SPEAKER_03

Cardi. All right. All right, shut up.

SPEAKER_06

Billboard has officially named Cardi B the hottest female rapper of 2025.

unknown

Woo!

SPEAKER_06

She deserves it. And she definitely earned that without any question. Her album, Am I the Drama, has been running the chart, stacking multiple number one hits and keeping her cultural influence and all time. Yo, what? That album's fire. What? You know, her resume speaks for itself. My girl got Grammy. Grammies. Okay. Did you see?

SPEAKER_14

Cause I had just thought today that um she um oh my god. She was named as uh because her album um Am I the Drama she was named as the uh fastest, her album was the fastest um selling album to go triple platinum and it beat out Lauren Hill's beside Wow You know who don't like that Megan.

SPEAKER_16

I mean not Megan. No, Nikki's at all. I'm about to say what Nikki's at home like all that shit she was talking didn't work.

SPEAKER_14

She about to come out fast, man.

SPEAKER_06

She worried about paying that security guard that money that she uh that they don't took her house, where her house is. Poor thing. Poor little tank tank. Well, congratulations. Yes, congrats, Cardi. Girl, I've been rocking with you from Lovin' Hip Hop.

SPEAKER_16

What's her favorite phrase?

SPEAKER_06

What is the reason?

SPEAKER_16

That's the next album title.

SPEAKER_14

All right. Yeah, that's what's up. So it was a um interesting story about um this 16-year-old uh girl from Detroit. She evidently was pregnant. Her family did not know she was hiding her pregnancy, and she ended up giving birth to the baby, but she didn't want her family to know that she was pregnant and that she had this baby. So she ended up leaving the baby on the porch and then quote unquote finding the baby on the porch and brought the baby into the family, like, oh my god, somebody left their baby out here, like as if she's the savior, but it was really ball baby, and she like Googled how to cut like the umbilical cord and stuff.

SPEAKER_16

Um, that baby got hepatitis. How you gonna cut your own umbilical cord? Shut the hell up. I'm sorry. Get out my fucking hepatitis baby. Get that baby out the porch, girl.

SPEAKER_14

Hepatitis baby.

SPEAKER_16

You don't leave your you don't cut the umbilical cord and then leave it on a porch.

SPEAKER_14

She's 16. Yeah, she's 16. She panicked. All she kept thinking was, oh my god, I'm about to disappoint my family.

SPEAKER_16

So she panicked where the dick is high? She knew what she was doing. You can't panic now and then throw the baby on a porch.

SPEAKER_06

You got pregnant. Tell your people. She wasn't throwing the baby out. She put the baby on a porch to make it look like it's not her baby, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Everybody see you limping with blood coming out your belly button.

SPEAKER_06

No, that's not how that works. That is not how that works. You need to leave.

SPEAKER_16

Anybody wondering why you walk like that and you gain so much weight? No, it's not true.

Cardi B’s Wins And Chart Talk

SPEAKER_14

Think about how scary that had to be. Never know. No, no. Like how scary that had to be for her, though. I know that that is scary. She's a child. Yeah. Yeah. Um stop it. She was a child when she was laying down.

SPEAKER_06

Come on, you don't do that because I ain't even tell my parents with my first daughter that I was pregnant. You can do it, what, 14? I'ma fucking fight you. Well, you was older.

unknown

Wow.

SPEAKER_06

I was a couple years older than her.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. So you was older.

SPEAKER_06

A couple. I still was a teenager. I still was in school.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. Did you tell your parents?

SPEAKER_06

No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_16

What happened? How do you find out?

SPEAKER_06

The hospital. That's true. That's not a.

SPEAKER_16

So you went to the hospital. But you didn't decide to throw your baby on the porch.

SPEAKER_06

I didn't go to the hospital. So I went to the hospital for something totally different, and the doctor told me I was pregnant and cussed me out. Your doctor cussed me out? The doctor cussed me out. This is factual. Like sue that goddamn dog.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, no. It wasn't like no cut up cuts. Huh?

SPEAKER_06

Shut the fuck up. I don't remember why I went. But um She was like, ooh, I got gas. But he was like, he was like, you couldn't tell, like it was a whole baby moving around in your stomach and whatever. And I'm like, no. I thought it was my stomach rumbling. I was hungry. I was literally like probably like five or six months when I found out I was pregnant, not lying. And they sent me to do an ultrasound or whatever. And they were like, oh, insurance, but I'm a kid. I'm under my parents' insurance. So they had to call my mother for authorization. That is how my mother found out I was pregnant.

SPEAKER_14

Jeez. 16 and pregnant. Jeez.

SPEAKER_06

So you can't. Kids do stupid shit. Yeah, they do. They do. Luckily, you can't.

SPEAKER_16

So did you start fucking at 16 or before 16?

SPEAKER_06

No, I was 16.

SPEAKER_16

When you started fucking. So the the moment you started fucking, you get pregnant.

SPEAKER_06

I wasn't pregnant at 16. I said I was a couple years older than her. Oh, okay. I got you.

SPEAKER_16

Oh. So you was 18?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. So you legally you were an adult.

SPEAKER_06

Well. Yeah, legally, technically, yeah. But you don't get off, but you don't get off your parents' insurance to you 26.

SPEAKER_16

I hate that rule. I hate that 18 is an adult. Yeah. I fucking hate it.

SPEAKER_06

I think 21 is where it should actually start.

SPEAKER_16

That shit pisses me off. Yeah. But neither here or there. But damn. Well, I hope I hope the baby is okay, first and foremost. I hope she's okay.

SPEAKER_14

The mother said, you know what? We're gonna um do what we gotta do to take care of this child. She's gonna the mother's gonna work nights and stuff to take care of the baby washers.

SPEAKER_16

You know what worries me though? Postpartum. Yeah. I I think that uh hopefully, you know, she could get past this without having to be feel so guilty for doing that.

SPEAKER_14

Because it really is a traumatic experience. It is that a baby has to be trauma inducing.

SPEAKER_16

She gave birth by herself.

SPEAKER_14

And she YouTube how to cut the umbilical cord.

SPEAKER_16

So she had enough energy to jump on YouTube. Okay. So after going through that. First of all, from what I understand, that's a painful, a very, very painful experience.

Teen Mom Panic And Family Fallout

SPEAKER_06

It's it's different, especially somebody with young bodies like that. Like, I'm just saying, based off of my experience, though, it's really not like me having a C-section was more painful than me giving vaginal birth. And my oldest daughter was the only way I had vaginal birth. Everybody else after that has been a C-section. Yeah, and it wasn't nomads. Oh wow. Nomads. And I'm not saying that it don't hurt, but I had more pain with my second daughter than I did with my first daughter.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

So everybody handles stuff, especially if you panicking, your adrenaline is up. And the baby pops out like nothing sometimes when you're young. Like. Yeah, because I feel like I have more pain with my third.

SPEAKER_14

Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_16

You saw lactate early, huh? I'm still lactating. You lactated before the baby came out. Oh my.

SPEAKER_04

It's like, touch these.

SPEAKER_16

Like a sprinkler.

SPEAKER_06

Well, at least at least she ain't throwing her baby in the dumpster like some of them. I'm just trying to get past that.

SPEAKER_14

Yes, because she actually I'm I'm not even going to be in any of the lawn that you're watering right now. No for real. But she um she does want to be a mother. Like she's like she's taking responsibility.

SPEAKER_06

She was just scared of her parents, as you should be.

SPEAKER_14

She said she was afraid of because she understood the financial responsibility of it and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_16

So wait a wait until you have the baby to think about that. Well, good luck to you. Uh really, really good luck to you and that baby. I I think, you know, you got some work to cut out, got cut out for you, but good luck.

SPEAKER_15

Struggling with that. Yeah, he did. She did too. I surprised he ain't say thoughts and prayers. So speaking of they're alive. They're living.

SPEAKER_06

So we back in Florida.

SPEAKER_16

I wonder if the baby running around with Switzerland. So we back in Florida.

SPEAKER_15

So we so we back in Florida. You ever seen no AI like uh where the baby just gets up and start running? No, you remember that old show of Allie McPheel? Yeah. That's what the baby looked like. I used to love that show.

SPEAKER_16

I mean too. I love that show. Anyway, I'm sorry. And that dude was obsessed with the the little chin cough. I was like, what that little turkey neck? He's okay. All right, my bad.

unknown

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

He used to flick it. You remember that shit? Disgusting. That's what he did it.

SPEAKER_16

All right, that was his finish. Anyway.

SPEAKER_02

Please.

SPEAKER_06

Please stop.

SPEAKER_16

Flick your little turkey neck. And you giggle.

SPEAKER_04

Like, I love it. My turkey neck is.

SPEAKER_16

He'll get out of here.

SPEAKER_05

I quit.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, I'm sorry. Next.

SPEAKER_05

No, I don't want to do it anymore. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

So again, we're back in Florida. Florida. So a former NAACP leader. Black Power has been arrested and charged with attempting to meet a 16-year-old boy for sexual purposes. That's why I wish you'd just let me finish.

SPEAKER_12

Jesus.

SPEAKER_06

So it's a um Isn't he a pastor? Yes. Oh no. Yes, he's a pastor too. So what happened was a um an influencer, a content creator, um, I guess by the name of Big Bat Wolf. He's usually known for going undercover um to help law enforcement catch the alleged alleged predators. Um in when they catch himself. Shut up. Big bat. No. No, he's the one that caught him. He's not the predator. Oh, I'm about to say. He's the content creator who caught the guy.

SPEAKER_16

Wolf and sheep clothing. That's what I thought. Oh my gosh. That's in the Bible.

SPEAKER_01

I can't do this anymore.

SPEAKER_06

It's audio that fully explains it. Uh-huh. But I can't do this with you. I don't want to. Do I gotta pull up the audio? No, we can just go past it. All we know is the pasta. Do better pasta.

SPEAKER_12

Do better pasta.

SPEAKER_06

He wanted to be swallowed.

SPEAKER_15

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_12

Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh.

SPEAKER_16

Call him daddy? Yeah. Just imagine how many times he did this before, though.

SPEAKER_14

Absolutely. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

So good for the YouTuber who uh call his ass out before.

SPEAKER_06

You ever see his content when he does that?

SPEAKER_16

No.

SPEAKER_06

I never known what his name was. Yeah, but I've seen.

SPEAKER_16

What if you use tithes to uh lure them in?

SPEAKER_06

What's with you with the tithes?

SPEAKER_16

No, is that not what they call him?

SPEAKER_06

Tithes. Not tithes.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. I wonder if you use people's tithes to lure them in. I got this change.

SPEAKER_15

Come pray with me. You going to hell? No, you aren't. Pray with me for a dollar. We're gonna go pray for a dollar.

SPEAKER_16

Every hell Mary is a dollar. That's a whole wrong religion.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

I'm sorry, go ahead. That story done. Yeah. I just I'm so disgusting. I don't know. He's a pedophile. Come on, guys. What is it with the infatuation with children? I know.

SPEAKER_16

Like that's gross. Church folk. With pastors. Like, there's too many stories with pastors. Yeah. And rabbis and all of them got priests. Priests, yeah. It's too many stories. Like the shit.

SPEAKER_14

This shit gotta stop. Yeah. I never personally encountered that when I used to be um monastery, but what?

SPEAKER_06

What monastery was you at?

SPEAKER_14

Monaster 7.

SPEAKER_02

The creamy temple.

SPEAKER_04

Hey yo. That's messed.

SPEAKER_02

Why monaster?

SPEAKER_01

Shit.

SPEAKER_12

Creamy temple. That is that is so bad.

SPEAKER_15

Help us, please.

SPEAKER_00

Help us.

SPEAKER_14

Well, now we're on your favorite part of the show, mister.

SPEAKER_15

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Pull on stems, the mom got the bomb run out. And tell the friend drop a gem on him.

SPEAKER_11

Domins and guns and out gems, roll gas. Like a bass said, pull on stems, the mom got the bomb run out.

SPEAKER_16

Alright. So here my first I I just what? I just my first gem. So here I want to hear what y'all guys think about. And I'm sure. I'm sure this is going to be wild. But they said a poor man knows he's poor. But a poor woman thinks she's just with the wrong guy.

SPEAKER_12

That's so shitty. That's shitty. Any thoughts?

SPEAKER_06

That's shitty. When you really think about it though, that's fucked up.

SPEAKER_14

That's horrible. I don't want to put that on everybody.

SPEAKER_06

But I'm sorry, but I'm going to say this though. Some of these poor men don't think that they poor. Well, that's true.

SPEAKER_16

So okay. So it's them.

SPEAKER_06

So I mean it could go either way. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_12

So you could be like, you poor bitch.

SPEAKER_06

Like, bitch, I make my day. Like, I think it's a different story.

SPEAKER_16

Is it a different story when they break up and then he's up?

SPEAKER_06

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_16

Like the reason why he's poor is because of her?

SPEAKER_06

He's an idiot.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, so if they leave if he leaves it.

SPEAKER_06

No, but it's not her, it's him. Because he can say no.

SPEAKER_12

That is true.

SPEAKER_06

He can say no and leave. Okay.

SPEAKER_15

Okay. Wait a minute. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_06

You can't.

SPEAKER_15

You didn't start it.

SPEAKER_06

I'm just saying. I'm just I'm just saying on that point.

SPEAKER_16

And when he does say no, then the tears starts.

SPEAKER_06

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_16

And the begging starts. And it's like, I do better.

SPEAKER_06

Who do better?

SPEAKER_16

The gor woman.

SPEAKER_06

Again, it's still your choice. Just stay or go.

SPEAKER_16

And he's going, and they always find their way back somehow.

SPEAKER_06

How? I don't know. The guy, you have to the guy has to be the one that's letting him back.

SPEAKER_16

Take no for answer.

SPEAKER_06

Who says that? Some don't. That's what I'm saying. So then what are you talking about? It could go either way.

SPEAKER_16

I don't know what I'm saying. I just want to argue.

SPEAKER_06

I know you do. But I want an argument that's gonna be like one.

SPEAKER_16

Nah.

SPEAKER_14

You're absolutely right. Because I know. We all have a choice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

That's crazy.

Pastor Sting And Predator Exposés

SPEAKER_06

It's never one-sided. It's always three sides to a story.

SPEAKER_16

But is it true that the poor woman thinks is the wrong guy?

SPEAKER_06

Some do. Because you do, yeah. You have women out here who's like, uh I actually watched uh like a skit that this guy does. I think what's his name? Amar something. He does these little skits, and one of his skits was um the chick. Her her standards were so high, right? Like he was trying to talk to her. She was like, You ain't got no money. And he was like, What? Like, why do I have the money to approach you? Like, what do you have? She ain't have shit. Oh, yeah. She was her mother.

SPEAKER_14

Living in the same apartment complex. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

But it wasn't her apartment, it was her mother apartment. Like, so it was like the audacity of her. Right. And it's like, and he had a car, she didn't have a car. She was like, That's the kind of car you drive. Um, er, where your car at? Don't ask for a right. You talking shit about my right. But you know what I'm saying? So it is like that.

SPEAKER_15

That's funny. Sounds good. Gym number two.

SPEAKER_14

He said, I just want to argue.

SPEAKER_16

Um, some women don't want to sexually satisfy their man's urges, but will cry and tell their whole all their people he cheated, but won't tell them why. Is that a thing?

SPEAKER_06

I wouldn't know. Tricky, tricky, tricky.

SPEAKER_14

Well, because I know I I m the part of the tell them why. So are we saying that her box is trash?

SPEAKER_16

She she doesn't want to tell them that her box is trash and she wasn't satisfying him sexually.

SPEAKER_14

And so that's the reason he cheated.

SPEAKER_16

So that's what they're saying that she says to them is oh, he cheated, but doesn't tell them that I'm not satisfying him properly.

SPEAKER_14

Because then that would be her coming up with the reason for his cheating. Right. Because how do we know that that's why he cheated? Oh, I don't know.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

So now she's gonna put herself out there on Front Street. Correct. Well, he's cheating because she don't know that that's the reason.

SPEAKER_16

I think they're saying he's cheating because she's not satisfying him sexually.

SPEAKER_06

Right, but there's some holes. Like I want to know, do she know that? Right. You're not satisfying himself. Like, if she said if is he saying, like But you're not giving me what I want.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

No, what if he is? Then tell the truth.

SPEAKER_14

Oh, the girl? Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Then don't be fucking crying.

SPEAKER_14

That part, yeah. Very true.

SPEAKER_06

Do what you gotta do. Either compromise or porno. Or go. Yeah. Go learn something. Not even because what can be trash to him could be a treasure to somebody else. Very true.

SPEAKER_14

Very true. You just gotta dust it off. But we're blowing it a little bit.

SPEAKER_15

Somebody's dust off this box.

SPEAKER_14

Treat me like a goddamn Nintendo game. We gotta rub the dirt off.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. How many genies you found? Sorry? How many genies you found? I am the genie. Gotta rub you the right way. Whatever rubs your Buddha. Whatever. Don't take my phrase. All right. This was funny. I like this. Lord, please test me with$10 million. I want to know my true colors when I have money.

SPEAKER_12

For real. Trial run. Right. Give me a trial run.

SPEAKER_16

Give me a trial run. Let's start with 10 million. And let's see what I can handle.

SPEAKER_14

You know what? I used to always say, oh, if I, you know, won the lottery, if I came into a lot of money, I would do this and this. No, you won't. I'd invest and I'd do this and that. And I'm not saying that I won't do something to some capacity of any of that, but I feel like my turn into the necklace. Yeah. I feel like half of that is gonna go to food. Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_06

I ain't even gonna hold you. For real. No still. We're walking down the damn aisles looking like we got a EBT colour. You're gonna be looking like, ooh, they got EBT.

SPEAKER_15

I'm getting a good steak. Okay.

SPEAKER_12

I know, right?

SPEAKER_15

Straight from the butcher.

SPEAKER_12

Yes. Make my own Kapacos farm.

SPEAKER_06

Did you say you make your own Kapaco farm?

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. I got a bonus one. I thought this was funny too. Next time, Gaz goes. Open his own Kim's gift shop. Yep. All change that turned your neck green.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

That was diabolical. You were so annoyed.

SPEAKER_16

As soon as you open the door, that's all you hear is.

SPEAKER_06

Get out of here. Hello. Oh, stop it. Boom. Welcome. Welcome to Mr. Shop.

SPEAKER_15

Mr. Shop. Well, your jewelry will be ready in 10 minutes. When your jewelry gonna be ready in 10 minutes. Ten minutes.

SPEAKER_04

Hey yo.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, bonus, bonus one, bonus one. Next time gas goes under$3, I'm putting some in the freezer.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_14

I'm praying for my gas to go under$3. Yeah. Like I'm tired of this shit. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_16

And it's crazy that we we're looking for$3 because it used to be under a dollar. No. Like$89.

SPEAKER_15

Uh, seriously.

SPEAKER_16

That's much.

Quick Hit Jokes And Reset

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, y'all orange potato lie. I guess so. And you're going to the gas station and looking at what people who get to use under it gotta pay.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, that that that that 87. I gotta put 93.

SPEAKER_12

Me too. And I'm mad.

SPEAKER_16

I only drive my car like once a week, so I don't care.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

My gas lasts. My gas actually lasts about two weeks.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_16

Or so or more. Cause I don't drive nowhere.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Must be mad. That's my gems.

SPEAKER_00

Pull on stems, the wall got the ball run out. And tell the friend just the gems. Back in the house once again. Looking like that.

SPEAKER_15

What is your job?

SPEAKER_16

Alright, quickly. Yes, yes, I know. I know. My my cowboys lost to the to the Lions, but it was a well-fought game. It was a well-fought game until a certain quarter, but it is what it is. I figured we'll lose one during this stretch, but the two that we supposed to lose, we actually won. I take the win over the Eagles, I take the win over the Chiefs. I knew it was going to kind of fall to one of these teams, and I knew it was going to be the Lions. Fell to the Packers. The Lions.

SPEAKER_15

So you say Celtic Packers?

SPEAKER_16

No, I said you failed to the So coming up on this week in week 14. Week 14, I think. 14? I think it's 14. I'm thinking about it because this is the last week in my fantasy league. Right before the playoffs.

SPEAKER_12

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Are you winning? I I I lost last week, but I'm still in the playoffs. I'm still in the playoffs.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Matter of fact, let me just take a look real quick to kind of see where everybody is. I'm losing now. What the fuck? Mm-mm. I don't like that. Uh I was in second place. I would have had a bye week, but I need to win this week, and I need uh that other team to lose so I can get back in the second. But Nene is holding, holding on real close to that last place. That sixth place. I am. Trying. You gotta win this week, or the person in seventh might jump and take that spot. But neither here, there. We'll take it to that later. Coming up for this weekend, I have uh Seattle over uh Falcons. Uh I got Steelers and the Raven Ravens. And Ravens have not been playing to what I think they should be playing. They got too many stars on the team. They got Lamar Jackson, Derrick Henry, they got Flowers, uh, they got too many weapons to not be winning, and they're only sitting at 6-6. So, and then they go against the Steelers, who are 6-6, and I just I just don't know. I don't know. What'd you feel, Nene? How you feel over there? Steelers or the Ravens? You'd be surprised who I picked.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna go with the Steelers, though. I'm always gonna go with the Steelers.

SPEAKER_16

Um I don't want to go against Lamar and them boys. But they're playing at um Baltimore. Oh I'm yeah. I'm I might go Baltimore. I'm gonna go with Baltimore. I'm gonna go Baltimore Ravens at home. I think they'll they'll get a win. So I'm gonna change that. Uh Browns, Titans, I got the I got the Browns. The Titans are 1-11, so I got the Browns winning that. Colts over the Jaguars. I got uh Commanders over Vikings. They again Jaden Daniels back, so I'm thinking they'll be a little bit more explosive. JJ, uh the quarterback for Vikings, just looks horrendous. I don't know. They don't pass the ball to JJ. Um JJ, Justin Jefferson enough. Um, so I think they lose that. Jets over the Dolphins, uh, Buccaneers over Saints, uh, Bills over the Bengals, Buck, um, Broncos over the Raiders, Bears and the Packers. That's a rivalry game. I got the Bears.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna go with the Bears like he is he is the more off right now.

SPEAKER_16

And then they're playing at Lambo. So I would give the home team the nudge, but Caleb and the Bears just been playing lights out. So I'm gonna I'm gonna get that's an upset for me. I'm gonna go over the Bears. Rams over the Cardinals. The Cardinals have no chance of winning any more games for the rest of this year. Uh Chiefs and the Titans. I mean, I'm sorry, Chiefs and the Texans. The Chiefs should win. I know, like the Chiefs should win the Texas.

SPEAKER_06

They should, but the way they've been playing lately. They lost to us. So I think it's crazy to me.

Mister’s Gem Drop: Money, Love, And Life

SPEAKER_16

They lose to us. I knew they could lose to the Texans. So I'm going to Texans. I'm that's another upset. I'm going to Texas. I still go with the Chiefs, though. I'm going with the Texans. Chargers and Eagles. Chargers and Eagles. Now, this is a game the Eagles should win, but I would never, ever, ever root for the Eagles. So I hope they lose to the Chargers and we win. I need them to lose to the Chargers and we win against. Who the fuck we're playing? Oh, wait. We already played Lions. Um, I need them to lose this week. So next week, when we have our four-game winning streak, we are jumping at uh the division and we can actually make it to the playoffs, hopefully. I don't I know reality says we're out. We got a 9% chance to get into playoffs. But I like our four-game stretch, which could turn us around here or there. If the Eagles lose, we actually have a chance. So lose Eagles and dirty ass birds. And that's amazing. That's my picks. Alright. Any lasting uh words for our plus ones out there? I like turtles. Uh he likes snapping turtles. Get that right.

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We thank you guys for showing up every uh week um and supporting us.

SPEAKER_16

We appreciate it. Thank you very much.

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And don't leave your baby on the porch.

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Don't leave with the umbilical corseling. Come on. Make sure you look it up on YouTube. Yo, the fact that you had that much energy to leave that girl alone. Okay.

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And that's it. Later. Bye.

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This thing right here.

SPEAKER_05

Pull them thongs out, Jess. If you got one. Or just let it sit there on the paper.

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You know. Later.

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The final things in life. Check it out. Do you chicken that thing like cruise the itch? With a look in the eye, so devilish. Uh you like to dance on the hip hop spots. Not just urban. She likes to pop because she was living lovely dialogue. Head dump stuck, drop, drop, chuck, dack, wah, wah, baby mo yo, but I think I'm singing again. She had dumb step. Oh night on me, and baby, oh, that dun dun dun. I think it's a big old.

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