Table 4 Three
Welcome to the table where you will dine on three unprofessional opinions for the night. Table For Three is meant to be a light-hearted space that talks about everyday events from the perspective of three regular ass people. We look to bring humor to our topics...think of us like the comment section on TikTok. Now, things can get messy at the table as we all know, so come prepared with a bib.
Table 4 Three
Episode 17: 2026 is here!
Start the year where curiosity meets chaos: we kick off 2026 with a no-filter tour through TV finales, airport seizures, lab breakthroughs, Florida oddities, and the economics of love and labor. First up, we lock horns over the Stranger Things ending—some of us cheer the callbacks and the generational handoff, others wanted a relentless, grander final battle. That clash exposes a bigger tension in modern storytelling: does a finale owe us fireworks, or a clean emotional landing?
Then we zoom out to the borders and biology. A suitcase packed with bushmeat at O’Hare sparks a debate about culture, public health, and why biosecurity rules exist. We balance empathy with reality: customs agents aren’t taste-policing, they’re pathogen-proofing. On the science front, Japan’s synthetic blood research turns heads; not a sci‑fi immortality serum, but a potential lifesaver that carries oxygen when lungs can’t. Think trauma care, ambulances, and battlefield triage—the minutes that decide everything.
Florida being Florida, we wade into a shattered handicap-stall seat at Outback and what “premises liability” actually means when a bathroom accident becomes a legal battle. Miami then gets surreal with a reported break-in involving groping and urination, raising hard questions about victim narratives, sensational headlines, and the slow grind of due process.
Money myths crack next. Dame Dash’s bankruptcy filings collide with public bravado, reminding us that image isn’t income and you can’t flex your way past judgments, tax bills, or child support. We pivot to a big idea that had us debating for real: formally paying motherhood as labor—per-pregnancy compensation plus a salary for full-time caregiving. We unpack the equity upside, the power risks, and the safeguards that make it work: separate accounts, clear timelines, independent counsel, and a plan that honors both care and autonomy.
We wrap by staring down power dynamics in the music industry—contracts rushed, parties blurred, credits unpaid—and laying out practical guardrails for creators: escrow deposits, kill fees, time-capped deliverables, and the courage to walk when the terms get fuzzy. Hit play for honest laughter, useful skepticism, and a few takeaways you can actually use.
If this conversation made you think, subscribe, share it with a friend, and leave a review—what topic should we tackle next?
With your support Table 4 Three can improve. We are looking for donations to reach our goal of a thousand dollars. But let's make this fun!!! Whenever someone donates $10 or more, they will receive a shoutout on our next episode. The person who has the highest donation can choose which Table 4 Three member gets a pie to the face...to which will be aired on our first video podcast. As always, we love and appreciate your support.
Email: tabl3fourthree@gmail.com
Facebook: @table.4.three.podcast
Instagram: @table4three_podcast
Welcome to the table. The opinions of this podcast are for entertainment purposes only.
SPEAKER_08:Our thoughts and views are not to be taken personally.
SPEAKER_05:It is not that serious. We are trained professionals at being regular ass people. If you can't take what we serving, this is not the table for you.
SPEAKER_09:Reservation denied. Enjoy the show.
SPEAKER_10:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the table. Next selection. Let's go. I hope you enjoyed your New Year's. Welcome to 2026. With the table. If you're still listening to us, the way you get down.
SPEAKER_02:You're addicted. To madness.
SPEAKER_10:So it's only right that I gotta play my man R Leg.
SPEAKER_02:Addiction.
SPEAKER_10:If he knows You gotta take it out your mouth first, before you take it. Uh oh. To play the only song she got on before Diddy took her.
SPEAKER_03:Oh no Table with three is in the building.
SPEAKER_02:When I'm looking in the mirror But it don't like what it was And it could not be no blue room That I need to kill me Philip is gonna I was time it's calling up the Let's I'ma do ten rounds like a boxin' baby Tell you how I'ma put down what rock Oh yeah ask it when I'm done for I'ma switch it up and make life comfortable I'ma be the reason you're not sleeping baby I'ma invent the thoughts you keep it baby If you're still not convinced I tell you more Make you forget the way you felt before Uh oh I could be your wake up freezing daily You could be my friends defeating lady I'ma make you happy I hope you are enjoying your ride Enjoy the rest of your vacation if you're still on it I know by the time this episode comes out it's eight day in the middle of the work day So go get that rock my die of the food Can't explain just how much you shine Give me your fuck I'll give you mine I'm putting my future on the line Baby it's just you From this day on let's make it deal Let's go stay true you keep it real Let's go be shy by how you feel Baby don't be shy Hope you enjoyed your Christmas the new year You wake up freezing daily You can be my friend to be the lady I'ma make you happy that you waited for me to step to the dead Uh oh ready and I'm not ready to say it I'm tired of the game already played it over all the months the girls are dated tell you what the offer of the wood the fuck up on the deck with the game buff the fuck up with the game up a fool with a better view two with a weather boost bare baby overcoat no money attitude I play boy you would know if you read the news I could be with any other city like Ryu back she's quite pretty nice dios that I'll be your publisher you can be my cinephone long as you do me right show me how welcome to the show thank you for joining us once again in the new year ladies and gentlemen twenty twenty six wait that's all the claps I get hold on yeah twenty twenty six yes yes calm down calm down calm down um how was your new year's oh well I have gotten to the age where I celebrate the new year watch the which is weird because I'm watching the ball drop on on the uh TV and it's like 10 9 8 and my phone already says 12 o'clock so I don't know which one to f follow.
SPEAKER_10:Huh? Huh? When my ball is dropping it takes way longer than 60 seconds for my balls. I'm old. Um so I I'm celebrating new year once the new year already happened for some reason some I don't know which clock was right. So by 1201 I was in a bad sleep. So I did not play and and and I didn't really get a good night of sleep either. I only got like an hour and a half and I gotta had to get back up and I don't know why. So like my whole New Year's turnaround I just I just wanted to sleep because I didn't get enough but I am happy to step into this new year. I can't wait for what this new year has it hold hasn't hold for me. I don't know what about you guys you guys do any resolutions or any kind of uh motivational I never do any resolutions I stopped doing that a few years back.
SPEAKER_08:Yeah me too um it was just like you know what whatever I do for this year is what I plan on doing.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah um but my new year I watched the ball drop and then I ended up watching the final uh episode of Stranger Things so I was up to like three o'clock in the morning I didn't get to watch that until like a couple days a couple days later really yeah which I I I I loved how they tied all of that together. I think that is the best one of the best ways to close out a show um as a a series finale some series finales they kind of miss the ball or like they they it doesn't close out the way you want it or you expect it and it's like uh that was it I think Stranger Things put a lot of motherfuckers on notice on how to properly finish a series it's funny you say that because a lot of people weren't happy with it I like it a lot of people were like it was boring no I think it was perfect I think it leaves a little bit of doubt on what Elle is doing if she's really alive isn't or not it it it gives that twist if uh at the end uh with the sister before that I think I think it was set up perfectly I think a lot of the callbacks were were placed in there to the were perfect like I the last scene was the first scene ever in the first season of the house and the sprinklers uh the transition from uh Will and them playing Dungeons and Dragons to now the sister and her friends down there playing Dungeons and Dragons which leaves a whole no I think it was just written perfectly yeah like like how it's supposed to everybody went off doing a thing everybody grew up you see the next generation you you leave doubt or if Elle is alive or is she is she dead like if she ever existed if she ever ex yeah it's just it's just a it's all a story I like it or was it all just a game of Dungeons and Dragons.
SPEAKER_08:I enjoyed the finale I was just for me personally a little let down by the final battle I felt like it was lackluster.
SPEAKER_10:It was lackluster and how they they took him out so easily and where were all the demogorgons we were all like like I thought that they was gonna be like battling like all of these monsters and everything like this final big battle and it was like okay yeah because you had Rambo running into the mountains it was it was a little okay the here's some here's a little critique the lack of urgency for these kids that got up in the the up in the what what they call it the abyss right there was like the lack of urgency for this whole goddamn season like run exactly run motherfucker is right there they walk in you you're looking for your sister you've been you've been dying to get your sister all season long okay you get up there by by the skinny teeth because you almost died on a on a radio tower right yeah you get up there like yes we made it where do we go that way and they just start walking down like run yeah and you know what irritated me too thinking back at it is Will which part you were so badass he was a sorcerer a bootleg sorcerer but when he first came out as a sorcerer it was like yes Will you got this you can do it then he went to everybody I'm gay sorcerer so they moved a little different.
SPEAKER_05:I hate that because he's gay they made him seem like he couldn't do anything unless he told everybody he was gay like well yeah no I get that but that was right but when he gets up there not that he had to tell everybody he was gay but he had to fear of being a gay he gets up there and now everybody's not running because they have no sense of urgency. Well they never did the whole I know even fucking Max and and Holly but to my point though for me his part in the fight scene was so weak to me he was like well I think because a lot of it he thought he had control but yeah but when he found out for a lot of that when he found out and then realized it even still it was kind of like he waited like it was just like he just waited like why were you there? For me it was like you could have stayed home I felt like he did more than L.
SPEAKER_08:Absolutely I felt like he because L did all of this training for nothing just running around that's what she trained on one hand stretched out the whole goddamn show and she barely did anything. Like he did more than she did. Four seasons five seasons she prepared he just found his powers 30 minutes ago and he did more than she did the whole season.
SPEAKER_05:All of them was lackluster than me. I agree the the fight scene could have been a little bit I felt so you were you right when you was like it was lackluster and I I personally expected more from Will because I felt like you had this bigger gripe with with him picked you first right so it was like fuck El go get your payback bitch like and she coming in like no he gave you the mind flare dong first you know now he's you know he had to come out so the get back had to be real like even the mind flare monster was lackluster. Yeah and I'm not trying to tear down the show because it was fucking amazing. Right right but it I just I wanted more from the last I hate when it's like the last final episodes and people drop the ball because I feel like they're trying to rush eight years of the tonight yes and then now they feel like they rush to end it without you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_10:The second hour I think I like the second hour. Going back to the first hour I think the fight scene could have been that whole hour.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah I thought we was gonna have like that's what I thought it was uh a Harry Potter Deathly Hollows fight in the fight fight yes you know even when not my son like come on right when Will's mother was like you why it took so long for her to chop that head off and I'm like so I looked at my husband and I was like that nigga got a strong neck it took her like eight eight stabs like they started cooking like like Hopper it was like anybody want lunch hopper get in there start swinging no hopper wasn't up there was he no how the fuck she get up there who she was with them the whole time oh yeah oh yeah she was on the radio time like come on I feel like it would have been more of a fight if um what's name little sister was there with them oh yeah Lucas yeah okay she would have made it very interesting yeah her little feisty ass and then another thing that irritated me too was the whole the military wasn't served no fucking purpose what's her name served no goddamn purpose Sarah Connor yeah yeah like come on she just kept getting in and out of a truck and it was like no seriously and crunching lips like why did they do that whole dramatic shit that they found their way to what they were doing to get for them to come through the thing and they just be like we got you where's the girl like and then you don't even fight you're holding back everybody and you're not even running after this person that you wanted so badly you didn't know the place was about to blow up like that whole army thing was pointless.
SPEAKER_10:So yeah that's I was like they could have stayed home yeah I I could understand like they was trying to you know create another uh you know Henry with the blood and with the babies and stuff like that. I I get that but yeah I'd rather say lost their way at the same time scientists should have been doing that instead of the military.
SPEAKER_08:And I don't think they gave enough credit to this dude um because if he didn't do what he did they I would have been dead.
SPEAKER_05:What's the conspiracy theory guy blew up the helicopter.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah he didn't do that yeah they would have been gone they would have been gone I we we needed more of him in the earlier seasons.
SPEAKER_05:That dude is funny I like him yeah and I do like I was watching something where they were talking about um the teacher I felt like he should have had more throughout the whole series oh yeah because he I I he was a good fit like I liked him at the end and I'm like damn we couldn't get more of that dynamic like that was kind of cool.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah I I hope they do some kind of spinoff here.
SPEAKER_08:Yeah like when the episode when Holly and Mike's mom like fought the damn um Dimigord Demogord that for me was like the best fight ever.
SPEAKER_05:It's like yes because your father ain't do shit yo he had the end talk about push over like nah nigga got some damn you see these scars motherfucker I looked at my husband I said the next time he be like oh I need breakfast she be like no bitch you go in the kitchen and cook me breakfast you see these shits right here you want to come in with a golf case a a golf club a golf case a golf case you want to come in with a golf club go sit down but either way I did it I did enjoy it I thought it was good I actually teared up I think Lucas and Max are that chemistry on how they was talking to each other and shit like that I thought that was powerful. So and again I'm critiquing the Lucas and Max thing was so not realistic for me and I'm only saying that because if you think of the time that it's based in in the 80s and this black boy and this white girl and they you know full public love running around town that's not real so easily accepted in 86 absolutely yeah it was still like that it's still like that now no but because think of where they lived yeah oh yeah yeah yeah very true they wasn't in New York right that's very true they was the only black people they were only the black people yo we see his parents for the first time in like forever and I was like if that was their parents yeah because I couldn't understand how where the fuck Lucas lives running around well think about it was the 80s we was running around but I mean like less for Lucas more for his little sister like how was she just able to just she's 20 because he probably because you know how like our parents used to do us like oh you gonna take take your brother with you or take whatever with you and you're like oh mom come on because I mean like that's what you sounded like oh my you have this like little girl running around the streets with this old ass white man your girl your parents have no idea your brother is in a whole nother dimension like yo was that it's that SNL episode where they had to they actually try to play portray the uh black parents and they was like Lucas where the fuck you been hanging around with these white people we gotta go and then when um Harper walks up and they're like oh shit the police which is so funny because I forgot he was a cop yeah like I don't think he forgot he was a cop and I felt like he was pointless the whole last season yeah yeah just hold this being super overprotected left him over in what was it Russia or whatever he was like I'm gonna go blow myself up but I'm not we got the most powerful I got the most powerful daughter in the world and I better like she got cancer right like they literally had Nancy do more than most of them AK47 out on a fucking roof mad aim all of a sudden like come on you handling that recoil like we need a distraction I got it like girl bag but um I heard they were making a spinoff oh really yeah of Stranger Things no but like you know we're they haven't said like yeah what's interesting I mean because if you think about now the the younger generation they left it off there that Stranger holes or they do a whole backstory or it could be like you know L you know she really wanna see that she's like Zordon and she makes them all the Power Rangers.
SPEAKER_08:She's like a floating head
SPEAKER_10:Or they discover where she is and finds like and she's like, Carolyn. Yeah, I like it. Tell her you're gonna be there. I like it.
SPEAKER_08:But that was my new year. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Oh uh spoiler alert if you haven't seen it by that time. You should have watched it already. Sorry. How was your uh new year's so far, Nene? Good. I mean, it was straight. All right, so let's get on to it.
SPEAKER_07:That was it.
SPEAKER_10:Let's get on with it.
SPEAKER_08:So you guys ever had monkey meat? Absolutely not.
SPEAKER_11:I'm sure you've tried it.
SPEAKER_10:You ain't called it a monkey meat before?
SPEAKER_11:You never nickname it monkey meat?
SPEAKER_05:No. That sounds so nasty. That sounds so nasty. Yeah. Pull out that monkey meat.
SPEAKER_08:Imagine. That's like role-playing.
SPEAKER_05:Give me that monkey meat on his porch.
SPEAKER_08:Yo. Oh shit. Out of here. So U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers made a discovery at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport when they seized a suitcase filled with some prohibited items, including beans infested with various pests, plants, and four pounds of monkey meat.
SPEAKER_10:Um I want to ask who the passenger was. Like what's their nationality? I'm going straight to China.
SPEAKER_08:The passenger had arrived. The passenger arrived from Congo. African! And initially stated that the food and their luggage that it was fine. But inspectors, the specialist, they inspected the suitcase and they found all these illegal and hazardous items. Um they found it was 17 pounds of plants, four pounds of monkey meat, and 11 pounds of beans.
SPEAKER_10:That's what it looked like? That's the monkey meat. So it's no meat on that fucking thing. What, monkeys? Look, that shit is a carcass. I mean that nigga was bringing a virus over here.
SPEAKER_08:It was nasty. Yeah, that dry monkey carcass.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. Mm-hmm. Nah, he was bringing something over here. Yeah. He was giving us the new uh the new COVID.
SPEAKER_08:But the MOVID. It's so the monkey meat is commonly referred to as bushmeat. Oh. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_05:I said, oh, like I knew what the shit. That's good. That's that good, mate. Like that's the you know, we eat that all the time. I guess because of the little regano.
SPEAKER_08:Is it really alarming though to find out like different cultures or other countries? He just happened to get caught.
SPEAKER_10:Like everybody brings that shit over here. What is it called? A delicatessant?
SPEAKER_05:Delicatessant. Delicacy, thank you. Delicatess? No, I just say delicatessen. That's the actual word though, isn't it? It is.
SPEAKER_08:It's not what it's used for. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:So it's not like delicacy.
SPEAKER_08:Delicacy.
SPEAKER_10:So what's a delicatessen?
SPEAKER_08:A place.
SPEAKER_10:Oh. Wait, I thought we looked it up and it said something about.
SPEAKER_05:No.
SPEAKER_10:Oh, right.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, so you just the way I say it. I always say delicatessen.
SPEAKER_10:Oh. So it's a delicacy.
SPEAKER_05:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_10:In it in this country. Like I know some places eat like brain or something. Like uh monkey brains. Yeah. Yeah. Some shit like that.
SPEAKER_08:You've eaten horse.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah. You've ate a horse before?
SPEAKER_05:I'm sorry. I feel like the meat I had the other day was horse. You never chewed it.
SPEAKER_10:I'm too tired for this shit. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07:Oh.
SPEAKER_10:Okay. So yeah. Um, I don't know. Dude, um.
SPEAKER_05:I wonder what the pest was.
SPEAKER_10:What was it on his carry-on or some shit?
SPEAKER_05:It was in his luggage.
SPEAKER_10:I don't know. It probably smelled like never mind. Yeah, please. Please don't. Yo, I yeah, yeah. Please don't. I am trying to censor myself. I am tired. So when I get tired, I'll just start saying whatever the fuck that comes to my mind. So I'm always tired.
SPEAKER_08:Yeah, but um, next time when you're traveling, especially overseas, leave me leave the meat at home. The monkey meat.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Or chop it in small bags, like those put it in baggies.
SPEAKER_07:No.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, I mean, my my mom can't come back from Barbados with a mango in her bag if and put it in the barrels. Yeah, barrels. Oh shit. And then we're gonna have yo, people still do barrels? Yeah, that is crazy.
SPEAKER_08:And then we're gonna have the next H1N27. No, no, for real.
SPEAKER_10:Monkey Taw virus. Mm-mm. Do better.
SPEAKER_05:So Japan. Hey. Um creates a synthetic blood that could keep humans alive without breathing. Hey, blade. Isn't that interesting? What's blade? It carries oxygen. This nigga said it's blade.
SPEAKER_10:The movie, they made they made synthetic blood.
SPEAKER_05:For the for the vampire. Well, this is for humans.
SPEAKER_06:No, that wasn't blade. That was sucking steckers. That motherfucker who wanted sucking.
SPEAKER_10:They was drinking synthetic blood, wasn't it? Yes. Yeah, right? The ones that didn't want to feed.
SPEAKER_06:The ones that don't want to feed. Bill. Bill and suck it. Bill Compton. Bill Compton. Put that blood away, suck here. It smells so sweet.
SPEAKER_12:Can you finish the story about that? Because he's on the table.
SPEAKER_06:Suck it. It's me, Bill. I smelt you for a mile away. Shut up.
SPEAKER_05:It carries oxygen. No, sir. Okay. It carries oxygen even when your lungs stop. A liquid that replaces the need to breathe, and it's real. So this is what.
SPEAKER_10:So we can live forever off that? Uh it doesn't say that. Um, the blood breathes oxygen. What? What the fuck the story says? I did.
SPEAKER_05:The blood breathes. So the love developed out of a bioengineering lab. It circulates oxygen through your body like natural blood. Oh. The first step towards human surviving without air. Tell me how you breathe without air. There you go, Jordan Sparks.
SPEAKER_11:So we become like amphibians. Like the water, water, uh, water monkeys.
SPEAKER_12:What is what? I'm so racist on myself.
SPEAKER_10:Oh my god. That is crazy.
SPEAKER_04:So wait, so we can subject, please.
SPEAKER_10:So wait. So I'm sorry. Let me let me so can I clarify? So the synthetic blood will help you breathe without oxygen. Is that what you said?
SPEAKER_05:It has oxygen. It has the oxygen, so yes, it it will it will yes. Create, it will you create oxygen for you to continue breathing. Like, how does that actually work? Like, you know, I don't want to find out, but So I can literally go swimming for as long as I want because I have.
SPEAKER_08:I don't think that is what it means.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, I don't think so either. Because it's weird. I want to know how this works. So, how did the blood create oxygen for you to breathe if you stop breathing? So you gotta hold your breath when you swim. So the oxygen, wait, unless you don't. You don't? When you go down, you start you don't stop breathing.
SPEAKER_05:So it's only it's not forever. All that water, they're not immersing you in the fucking pool. No, I'm just saying. And it's for medical emergency reasons. So if you stop breathing during medical reasons, that blood.
SPEAKER_10:So you stop breathing when you says who. So, but you know how long you could go without breathing? Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_05:Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe it.
SPEAKER_10:Synthetic blood.
SPEAKER_05:Next subject.
SPEAKER_10:I think that's interesting.
SPEAKER_08:It is. It is very interesting. Because you think of where we're moving now, like it's only natural that somehow somebody was going to figure out a way.
SPEAKER_10:You think it's going to be like Plerbius, and or they're just going to you have to ask for them to give you that stuff, or they're going to figure out how to get in your bloodstream menu.
SPEAKER_08:He didn't watch Plurbious. I think it's going to be a regular um, it's going to become a normal thing. Especially because I feel like regular blood supply is going to end up becoming very scarce. And I think this is just a way to help. Well, you know, I go, I I give blood. Do you?
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, I I go to um I do the what you call that? Big Brothers and Big Sisters?
SPEAKER_11:No. Not a sperm bank. Oh my. That's still giving blood, but no, what you call that?
SPEAKER_05:Um that explains all the MRSA breakouts. Oh. Oh. American The Red Cross?
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, Red Cross. Where'd your mind go? I was trying to, I heard what you said, and I was trying to. But yeah, the American Red Cross do the blood drives. So I usually go like at least twice a year.
SPEAKER_08:He's like, I give blood at the American monkey meeting.
SPEAKER_10:Gotta save those water monkeys. Stop it. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_08:What? Save those water monkeys. Oh my god. Mm-mm. So we're gonna take this back to Florida. Have we left? Well, that's true. But it seems that Outback is in the middle of a really shitty steak. Not Outback. Outback steakhouse?
SPEAKER_12:Yes.
SPEAKER_10:They still got those?
SPEAKER_12:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Oh shit. Look at Florida.
SPEAKER_01:There's some here too.
SPEAKER_10:They got Ponderosa down in Florida.
SPEAKER_01:Next one in Newington.
SPEAKER_05:Ponderosa? No, Outback.
SPEAKER_10:Oh. I like kangaroo meat. Oh my God.
SPEAKER_05:Anyone on the turnpike? Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_10:Okay, well, all right.
SPEAKER_08:Pond um. Outback in Florida. So a Florida man has filed a lawsuit against Outback State House. Um, he's claiming that when he was using the restroom, the toilet seat collapsed beneath him. Hey, yeah. I was trying to see if I could finish the sentence. No. The toilet seat collapsed beneath him while he was using the bathroom. And this happened in Ocala, Florida. So he alleges that he suffered serious injuries when the handicapped accessible toilet seat suddenly shattered. So he's seeking about$50,000 in damages and claims that the restaurant failed to properly maintain safe facilities for customers. The Outback Steakhouse has not been found liable yet. The allegations have not yet been proven in court.
SPEAKER_11:Big. You have to be the shadow toilet.
SPEAKER_01:Who says that it was big? That seems to be because his question from everybody. It could have been a weak porcelain.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, it's in his ass now.
SPEAKER_08:I'm just curious because it was the handicapped accessible bathroom. So I'm curious if he's actually handicapped or he was just using the handicapped stall. Because you know, a lot of people use the handicapped stall just because it's bigger and it gives you a little more room to spread out. He ain't had room to spread out.
SPEAKER_05:He probably leaned on the bar.
SPEAKER_08:He had his bare cheeks on the toilet seat?
SPEAKER_05:No, I'm just saying. Well, clearly he had to if it shattered under his buns.
SPEAKER_08:Well, I hope he put something on the toilet seat.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, his cheeks. They got stabbed with porcelain shatters. Dude, I need more information.
SPEAKER_05:Well, technically, if you think about it, so if it was a handicapped person moving from their wheelchair to the seat, putting all your weight on the seat to move yourself. Because he couldn't move his legs. So he probably that's probably how it shattered. So he he had You ain't gotta point out the fact that he didn't he can't plop down. He can't plop.
SPEAKER_08:Can't walk.
SPEAKER_07:Right.
SPEAKER_10:I'm just saying, like, alright, so alright, well, what if you walked there, wobbly legs?
SPEAKER_08:Couldn't sit down properly and it shattered. Or he just went in there, sat down, and it shattered. Okay.
SPEAKER_05:And it could have been from somebody who was heavy before him that used that toilet. And when he got there, it was like, you know what?
SPEAKER_10:It was just waiting to shatter. Like, I'm gonna crack on this bum. Said I've had enough. I'm bum as in butt, not bum as in person.
SPEAKER_05:I mean, so many things could have happened.
SPEAKER_10:I need more information.
SPEAKER_05:What what information would you like to have?
SPEAKER_10:All right, first. The size of his cheeks. You know what? Never mind. Well, you know, good for you, Sue, if it cracked under your cheeks. Make sure you have plenty of pictures to show that you got damaged from that porcelain bowl.
SPEAKER_05:Now, did it crack as soon as he sat on it or while he was in like mid-poop?
SPEAKER_10:He was probably straining too hard. And the midwife and his chi all his power. His chi? Yeah, cracked the bowl. Where are we? Can you imagine going to the hospital with a porcelain piece in your ass?
SPEAKER_08:No one said he had porcelain.
SPEAKER_10:Oh. He didn't go to the hospital?
SPEAKER_08:No, I'm saying no one said he had porcelain in his ass.
SPEAKER_10:Oh.
SPEAKER_08:Because not every toilet seat are made the same. Some of them are made by plastic.
SPEAKER_10:Oh. He had a plastic shard. If a plastic bowl cracked and crumbled.
SPEAKER_08:No, no, no, the plastic seat. Oh.
SPEAKER_10:So the whole toilet crumbled. I'm trying to figure out what you show him the picture.
SPEAKER_05:I'm trying to figure out what crumbled. The toilet. The whole thing? Even a back piece? No, the back piece is fine. The toilet. The part you sit on. Holy shit.
SPEAKER_10:The foundation of the shit. What was that made out of? Paper? You gotta think. How long? Some of Outback material. Kangaroo fingernails.
SPEAKER_07:Go home.
SPEAKER_10:Oh no.
SPEAKER_07:Don't do that to Outback. Outback did it to you. Kangaroo fingernails.
SPEAKER_10:They're from they that's no. I mean, we in it's Outback based out of their bloomin' onion.
SPEAKER_05:Well, his bloomin' onion got a little slices.
SPEAKER_11:Yo.
SPEAKER_05:Poor thing.
SPEAKER_11:That toilet was a bloomin' onion.
SPEAKER_05:That sucks though. Can you imagine all that glass in your ass? I would just be so embarrassed.
SPEAKER_10:I know because you can't pull your pants up. You gotta walk out there with especially if you shit it. Yeah. Yeah, you just got brown and porcelain in your ass. That is crazy. What can brown do for you?
SPEAKER_08:Turn your mic off.
unknown:Thank you.
SPEAKER_02:What country are you from?
SPEAKER_11:Oops. Country where they bring monkey meat.
SPEAKER_06:Okay.
SPEAKER_07:Alright.
SPEAKER_10:So we're still in Florida. Get well. Get well soon. And I hope you win this uh lawsuit. Alright, go ahead.
SPEAKER_05:So we we're gonna continue to stay in Florida. Um we're gonna make our way to Miami. Um Welcome to Miami, am I? So there's no there's no deep in-depth into this story, and I'm just gonna ignore you. I'll sing a song. Baby Will. I was just saying I was just saying the wrong words. So a Miami man says he woke up in the early hours of Sunday mornings with terrifying. Wait, anybody just wake up randomly?
SPEAKER_10:I'm I'm they got Diddy, Joe.
SPEAKER_11:Oh my god, I got Kelly'd.
SPEAKER_05:Alleging a burglar groped him and then urinated on him before being a scene. Kelly'd according to police. Authorities say the suspect identified as 34-year-old Makel May Kel Rodriguez was later taken into custody as the investigation continues. But what?
SPEAKER_11:He groped a sleeping man instead of the room.
SPEAKER_05:So I'm gonna say this again so people can understand. A Miami man says he woke up in the early hours of Sunday morning to a terrifying home invasion, alleging a burglar groped him and then urinated on him before fleeing the scene, according to the police. Was that R. Kelly? That's why I said he got Kelly'd.
SPEAKER_11:So he knew the person.
SPEAKER_10:You think a home invasion to only get groped and peed on?
SPEAKER_08:I mean, some people are maybe that was his fantasy.
SPEAKER_05:Role played.
SPEAKER_08:I mean, he's a wet groper.
SPEAKER_11:How much did he pay you? Sean.
SPEAKER_08:Oh, was that you, Nene? You get on my nerves.
SPEAKER_11:Never.
SPEAKER_08:You get on my nerves.
SPEAKER_11:No. Um, that was a good paying gig.
SPEAKER_08:You see his um picture though.
SPEAKER_05:I got a lot, that's why I'm like, I got a lot of questions. Let me see his picture.
SPEAKER_11:Nah, he he knew that was the groper?
SPEAKER_01:Or is that the the one who the gropey It doesn't say that's the grope?
SPEAKER_08:That's crazy. I believe that's the groper.
SPEAKER_05:And his face says he'll fucking do it. Right. That's what that was. Hold up.
SPEAKER_10:That's the person who that's the home invasion guy? Yes. That's the groper. That's the groper.
SPEAKER_11:Yo.
SPEAKER_09:Yo. He did not home invade. He was he was invited. I don't think he evaded.
SPEAKER_08:He lived there. I think it's a roommate. This is a lover's quarrel. Right? That's horrible. That's not nice.
SPEAKER_05:How do you wake up to that though? Like, what would that cost? You know, you had a great time Saturday night, and into Sunday morning, you're ready to wake up. Probably, you know, get ready to go praise Jesus. And he put baby oil on. And you wake up, he put what? Baby oil on. He put baby baby B oil. Like you just wake up and somebody's just there fondling you with their dick out. And you're like, wait, what the hell's going on? And piss, and then he flees. Like, how does he flee? He's just like, ha ha! I peed on you. Laughing and running out the house the whole time. Like, it's so weird to me. Skeletor running back to me. It's so weird. I don't mean to be laughing at that. What did he sound like?
SPEAKER_06:What did he mean? Yo, can you imagine? And somebody yelling, ha ha, I got you, bitch.
SPEAKER_05:And run off. I don't mean to make light of the situation. It's just weird.
SPEAKER_08:It is weird.
SPEAKER_05:It's very weird.
SPEAKER_08:There's one thing to break groups and one, but the ping. Wow. I'm just asking. It's just a question.
SPEAKER_05:You are so inappropriate. I'm asking a question. You're not inappropriate. Yeah, unnecessary. But the ping is just like a whole different level of. Right. Like, that sounds like it's uh, what's the word? It's just like did you want to planned? No, what it like when you know somebody, what's that word where it's like um did it come to me? Jiggle. What?
SPEAKER_08:Shut your Was your intent to just cop a feel, or you were coping the feel and you were like, damn, I gotta go to the bathroom. All is all his drinking. Because I don't understand how your thought process was, you know, I'm about to go in there and I'm about to fill him up. And P.
SPEAKER_05:Right.
SPEAKER_08:Like, what?
SPEAKER_05:I just feel like he knew him. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:Scenario. They're at the bar. Here we go. They meet each other on a Saturday night. Saturday night. In an outback handicap accessible store. Pount, boomed, boomed, pooped, boomed.
SPEAKER_10:Music's going, it's blaring. Drink after drink, he's serving this guy. Right? I'm giving a back route. And then uh Rosario, whatever his name is. Sorry. Rodriguez. Make help. Slips him a Mickey.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna get me some. Brings him back home.
SPEAKER_08:Who says Mickey? Brings him back home.
SPEAKER_07:So they did the girls back in the ticket.
SPEAKER_10:Oh, is it Roofie? Oh, whatever. He's falling, he's falling in and out of consciousness. Oh my god. I just got ditdied. I can't.
SPEAKER_05:No, I just got diddied.
SPEAKER_10:I can't keep my eyes open. Guys, like, great. Let me rub your leg for a couple minutes. Oh no, I drunk too much. I don't know where your bathroom is. There it is.
SPEAKER_06:You. Oh no. I got it on his expensive rug. I gotta get out of here.
SPEAKER_08:Scene. Well, I don't think he grabbed his leg.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, first of all, he groped.
SPEAKER_08:So that wasn't his.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, he was following his balls, grabbing his leg, humping his nuts. And then No.
SPEAKER_12:Okay, so it's yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Sounds reasonable to me.
SPEAKER_01:It doesn't. Your imagination. It absolutely doesn't.
SPEAKER_10:Well, how else would you explain the story?
SPEAKER_07:Not like that.
SPEAKER_10:I feel like robbing this house with no gun.
SPEAKER_07:He did have a gun. It was loaded.
SPEAKER_10:With pee.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, but I can't get over the fact that he is pouting.
SPEAKER_10:He was gonna hit three or four houses. Uh-huh. He had a lot of pea stored.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Oh, I have been tears off of your story. I gotta pee.
SPEAKER_07:Where's your bathroom?
SPEAKER_12:Oh you're an idiot.
SPEAKER_10:Stupid. Oh, well, I hope they they caught him. Gonna say, I hope it's dried off. Yeah, yeah. I hope he uh Stanley steamed around.
SPEAKER_08:Stanley steamed.
SPEAKER_10:Get all that all that urine uh that urine. I know this but what if his urine stinked?
SPEAKER_08:Did it say he woke up when he was groped or once he was peed on? After all of that.
SPEAKER_05:It says he was groped first.
SPEAKER_08:While he was being groped in Satan. And then sat then got peed on.
SPEAKER_05:That's what I'm saying. Like, I'm like, I got so many questions.
SPEAKER_10:This is not a home invasion.
SPEAKER_05:That's why I'm like, mm-mm. He knew him. Like it's not a home invasion. Like, ain't no way you're getting groped and you don't fight. And I get it, not everybody can fight. Everybody has that.
SPEAKER_08:Well, he's probably saying he's just waking up out of sleep.
SPEAKER_05:Right, so he's a little discombobulated. Oh god.
SPEAKER_11:He was roofied.
SPEAKER_04:So he, you know, he was roofied.
SPEAKER_11:Or Mickey'.
SPEAKER_10:Anyway. Well, I hope you uh find peace from the P.
SPEAKER_08:So Dame Dash is in the news. Oh no. So he has been attempting to settle a$1 million defamation uh lawsuit against his film company, Poppington LLC. That is not the name. Yo. Dame, stop, bro. You had your run. The um film company was going to auction. So I sold it for a dollar. Before that, um, he filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy in Florida. And he was facing$25.3 million in multiple uh court violations, including tax bills, child support, and court judgments. Um, he claimed he only had$100 in cash and$4,200 in assets.$2,500 of that um was jewelry, a cell phone, clothes, and two guns. Um about a year before that happened, the state of New York had bid a million dollars at auction for one-third interest in Rockefeller Records. Um, days after the bankruptcy news, the New York Post cited that attorney Chris Brown reported that$5 million of Dash's$25.3 million debt stemmed from civil lawsuits. Um two months later, CEO of Muddy Water Motion Pictures, Mike Muntesser. Yo, who is naming these fucking motion pictures? This is all porn on his$973,000 debt after losing three of the um civil lawsuits. Um it I just what I found um incredibly interesting is because he very recently was out here speaking like he was a part on the Breakfast Club. Yep. As if he is a boss, as if he has all his shit together, and very much looking down on other people. Yep. And you out here filing chapter seven, the most arrogant loser out there. You are trying, like, you have a company called Poppington. You're losing your stake in another record company, and you're talking about you only got a hundred dollars to your name and a gun and and some shoes.
SPEAKER_05:Like well, he sold that company for a hundred dollars. That's the only reason why he got a hundred dollars.
SPEAKER_08:I just think that's wild.
SPEAKER_10:I heard that that auction somebody bought it for a dollar.
SPEAKER_01:150.
SPEAKER_10:No, uh somebody the Poppington one was a hundred it was a dollar.
SPEAKER_11:It was another report saying that somebody bought it for a dollar and it was I don't know if it was real or fake, but it was like, you know, you should have done.
SPEAKER_05:But he ain't he was too busy stuck in his own conspiracy theories against he was the problem was when he was talking to these people, they kept cutting him off. So he had to iterate, like, you know, in therapy, he can't keep cutting me off, let me talk. So when they let him talk, you know, he would cut no, so when he's letting them talk, he would cut them off, and they were like, Well, you're cutting me off. So it was just a back and forth, and they never got nowhere. So that's probably how that went.
SPEAKER_11:So confused.
SPEAKER_08:That's what happened on the birthday.
SPEAKER_05:You ain't see the interview?
SPEAKER_08:Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, okay. But what I find even funny is something wrong with the Dash family because his cousin, Stacey Dash, has that's really his cousin? Yeah. Oh. Um, they're all loon. She's lost it a long time ago. They're all loon. Um, seriously. I think she was very recently online um doing a Britney Spears skin dancing and twirling.
SPEAKER_05:Um, she was. I saw that.
SPEAKER_08:Like, something wrong with that family.
SPEAKER_05:Like, girl.
SPEAKER_10:She's still cute, but she's out of here. I still I'll still dick it down. I would. That's what I was gonna ask. I would.
SPEAKER_05:And but but it comes as he's gonna have a lawsuit because she don't remember that she gave consent. Yup. Yup. I still remember that episode of uh was it College Hill? Was B.E.T. College Hill, right? That she was on it and they was in the house and she claimed like something was wrong with her. Did she just disappear? Was it College Hill? Yeah, I think it was College Hill, right?
SPEAKER_08:Yeah, when they went back to school, yes. Yes, yep, yeah, like the celebrities were to school. Yeah, yeah, she yeah.
SPEAKER_10:She fell with that, didn't she?
SPEAKER_08:Yeah, she left. Oh yeah, she left early.
SPEAKER_11:She didn't go back to college. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_05:Yes, because that was the one with Ray J. She was in the house with Ray J. Yeah, because he was about to fail.
SPEAKER_09:We all know he's crazy. Well, the dashes turn into periods.
SPEAKER_08:Good luck. Good luck. I never want to see anybody. Yeah, I mean, you know.
SPEAKER_10:Well look, you can't you can't throw away just because Jay-Z left, you and you saying, yo, get your shit together and and be the person that you claim you want to be, and stop stop. Whatever. Just stop. Just stop. Well, I'm not the one to talk. I never had billions of dollars on my hands, y'all. So do whatever the fuck you want to do. But you're gonna be down here with us in this near future. You just got a gun and some shoes. I got shoes too.
SPEAKER_05:Next. Yeah. So Will Smith is back in the news. Um, I'm still alive. So allegedly. Keep your dick out of my mouth. Stop it. I'm sorry. Brian King Joseph, a professional violin, violinist. Violinist. Who joined his global, who joined Will's Global Tour based on the true story, 2025. Yeah. Um Will got some type, don't he? He alleges that Smith was deliberately grooming and priming him. Deliberately disobeying for future sexual exploitation, exploitation, excuse me, upon joining his tour. He alleges a traumatic series of events in March 2025 amid the tour, including someone entering his Las Vegas hotel room without force, forced entry, and left evidence of a sexual threat of violence. Joseph claims he found a handwritten note that read, Brian, I'll be back just us. It had a drawn heart and was signed Stone F. He also claimed to find wipes, a beer bottle, a red backpack, a bottle of HIV medication with another individual's name, an earring and hospital discharge paperwork belonging to a person unbeknownst to him. Joseph feared that an unknown individual would soon return to his room to engage in sexual acts.
SPEAKER_11:So that was supposed to be Will?
SPEAKER_05:Like, yeah, it sounds weird, right? Don't even know how they're like where's the where's the connection? Where's the correlation? Entertaining it. Right. Yeah. Is it because you're on his tour and maybe somebody in his camp has done this to you, so you're blaming him? Right. Who has no idea that this is going on, possibly? You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_08:It just didn't make sense. Yeah, that don't make sense. You know, the connection. You know, just another, you know, trying to bring Will down.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:I think I can take him too far down. He's a good guy. You know? No. But I I think he's a good guy.
SPEAKER_05:I don't trust any celebrity to be honest with you. Very true. Because we're human. Everybody's human.
SPEAKER_10:Well.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Lil Wayne's an alien.
SPEAKER_10:Can you imagine him like cheating?
SPEAKER_11:And he getting like butt fondled and he screams the way he screams.
SPEAKER_12:You know.
SPEAKER_11:That's just unnerving.
SPEAKER_08:Drink your water and be quiet. So who said that when he cheats that he was getting his butt fondled? Right. I don't know. And not the fondler.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, so you the one doing the bed?
SPEAKER_11:Yo, yo, Jada and Will.
SPEAKER_10:Like, they gotta do a documentary on them.
SPEAKER_05:I don't think they need to. And the only reason why I say this is because so much scrutiny has been put on that family because they don't really express their lives like that. It's just what you see and what is posted on like, and then whatever Willow post or Jaden post, and it's all everybody looking at it in their own view, and it's like, oh, that's weird. That's weird. Why is she like that? And it's like just because these people are black does not mean they cannot operate outside of what people think is typical black. Right.
SPEAKER_10:That's very true.
SPEAKER_05:Right. And so if it's different behaviors, it's weird. You know what I'm saying? If Jada says what she says in her own perspective, who are you to try to figure out how Will feels? Yeah.
SPEAKER_08:I don't know where a lot of the Jada hate comes from.
SPEAKER_10:Uh maybe they had an open rel like an open relationship. Like it's part of what they do. Like it's it's just none of our business. Yeah. Like if it if it's like an open relationship, it's oh yeah, I get it.
SPEAKER_05:Ain't no different than T.I. and Tiny in their open relationship. Candy and um Yams. What's his name, Todd? Todd. Like, it's Yams.
SPEAKER_11:I didn't know you were going with that.
SPEAKER_10:Yo, get out of here. I'm tired. I'm tired, tell you. Alright, what's next?
SPEAKER_08:So they um there's a scenario. There's a married couple who has structured their household finances in a way that formally compensates motherhood as labor, treating pregnancy, childbirth, and full-time parenting as work that carries long-term physical, emotional, and economic costs. So the husband and wife couple, the husband is an entrepreneur, and he allegedly pays his wife$150,000 for each pregnancy in each child, along with an annual salary of$250,000 for her role as a stay-at-home mother. And with the birth of their fifth child, her total yearly compensation has now reached about a million dollars. Um, the arrangement was created intentionally with the couple stating that pregnancy and full-time caregiving involves permanent changes to health, time, and career trajectory that should be acknowledged in concrete terms. So they describe their structure as a recognition of contribution rather than a transactional arrangement. Um, pregnancy places significant physical demands on the body, um, it comes with a lot of medical risks, and it um offers certain, you know, there's certain limits to women um as far as their earning potential when you're pregnant or when you're having kids because you know they have to take time away from work, and you know. So I'm curious what are your thoughts as far as like that. Is that a situation that you would do? I love everything about that.
SPEAKER_05:What I would throw that ass in a circle with a drop of a dime.
SPEAKER_10:Well, 'cause you gotta look at the type of relationship you you you wanna be in, right? So if they have a um mutual understanding and and and In fairness, the the female in this situation knows the type of future that is going to be kind of tough with having these children and having to take care of them and not wanting like a nanny or she wants to be able to raise her children. I'm all for that. I'm all for you raising your own children anyway. You know what I'm saying? So, but it does take away the opportunity for them to kind of go and get their goals, go out and finish what they what you know what they aspire to be, type of things. Sometimes it takes away their goals type shit. Or in some cases it doesn't. And then they kind of go, you know, the man takes care of stuff there. So this dynamic that they have, it was something that I would probably do. If I had it like that. If I had it like that to give my wife a million dollars to be uh a loving, caring, supportive mother and wife and stuff like that, and still be able to go and enjoy ourselves as a married couple. Yeah. Both, you know, make you know what I mean? With and then it doesn't have any stick, like any uh, you know, hey, you do what I say because I pay you, type shit. You know what I mean? Like, you know, you gotta cook because I pay you to cook. I don't think it's a working relationship like that.
SPEAKER_08:Yeah. Which is why they said like it's not a transactional because that's that's where it kind of gets murky.
SPEAKER_10:You know what I mean? Cause then at what part do he become like, nick, bitch, I'm your boss. Right.
SPEAKER_08:But I think that's how a lot of people look at that type of situation. They look at it that way, and that's where a lot of times it doesn't go right. But you gotta talk you the type of man that you're dealing with.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, it's all about conversation. Yeah. If he say this is what I I mean, honestly, if somebody be like, look, bitch, I'ma pay you this, you stay. I would actually love to be a stay-at-home mom and get like even not even that much money. You know what I'm saying? Like, if it's something where I'm not stressed about the bills being paid and da-da-da-da, and whatever, and you and my husband be like, 'Look, you don't gotta work a day in your life. You just stay home, take care of the kids. If you want a little side hustle for yourself, that's fine. As long as it's not interfering with what's going on in the house, whatever. I'd be like, bitch, sign me the fuck up. I don't know.
SPEAKER_10:I the the only scary part is that you don't know when the man will start pulling rank.
SPEAKER_08:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:That's the only scary part. The type of the type of guy that you're dealing with who have maybe have this power complex where at some point it felt like, you know what, I can end this shit right now.
SPEAKER_08:And so I guess that like that was one of my questions is how long does it go?
SPEAKER_10:That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_08:Does it go until the kids are 18? Right. Does it go until the kids, you know, are able to take care of them? Be able to stay care of themselves. Take care of themselves.
SPEAKER_05:And it's like, all right, well, I'm not paying your ass no more because they can do their own shit, and then now you're kind of But I feel like if you're gonna go into a situation like that, and granted, not everybody has like the mindset or even the creativeness or whatever to do like a side hustle for themselves, or you know what I'm saying? It's like, okay, if that's your situation, you need a plan B. Because if you're willing to pay me this money, okay, I'm setting myself up on the side.
SPEAKER_10:I mean, that's that should be that should be But a lot of people don't think like that. See, I I would think that the female as a um will think as a mother first and say, hey, I'm getting paid almost a million dollars each year, right? Um and I have these five kids, I'm gonna set up uh like you know, some accounts for them so they'll be straight. They have a little bank, I'm gonna set up a like a little account for me, so I'm gonna be straight. Like budget out that money so you know I'm saying your kids are straight, you straight. So if anything were to happen, let's say the guy loses his job or whatever, right? You know what I mean? Oh, now I got a couple million in the bank, I can hold us down until you get something else, whatever.
SPEAKER_05:Again, that would be the case.
SPEAKER_10:And now the contract changes. Right.
SPEAKER_05:No, but you think about it though, that that that is something smart, but you have to think of like the reality of certain situations. A lot of people don't think that way. And the crazy part about it is too, like, somebody there's guys like that that actually exist out there in the world that'll do that, but they do it for the wrong of female. Yeah, so now you have a female, like, okay, yeah, I agree to that. And then when it comes to like when you gonna give me my baby, when you gonna give me my uh may give me a baby, I don't know what's happening, maybe it's you, and but but and at this bitch low-key taking fucking birth control shit to never have a baby. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's certain things, or they get the kids and they don't give a shit about the kids.
SPEAKER_10:We already seen an example of this, you know what I mean? Yeah, we seen an example of this. Diddy.
SPEAKER_05:What?
SPEAKER_10:Diddy. He will pay you the money. He did that shit with Cassie. Right? Started filling her head with this. It's not contractual, but well, because I hey, you got a 10-hour deal. That's that's the that's the money part. You got a 10-hour deal, you're on my arm. But did she see the money?
SPEAKER_05:That's the question. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_08:That's the question. And then she beat it. I think because see, a lot of times when people are in that type of situation, like a Cassie, she may not be seeing the money, but she sees the money. And he bought he paid her money, but she's still living a very luxurious life. But that's so she's seeing the money just in the way of her. Not her money in her pocket.
SPEAKER_05:Right. Right. So it'll show me the money. I don't want to see what you could buy for me. That's why JLo can't buy my love. Like, that's why J-Lo, I don't know the words. Um, something about can't buy my love, whatever. But love don't cost a thing, whatever. You know what I mean? It's J Lo. But like, but no, you gotta show me the money. I need I need it to be my money. Don't you dare laugh when you reinvented the song earlier.
SPEAKER_12:What's the motherfucking day?
SPEAKER_05:Ruben No, show me the money. I need the money. That whole, oh, I'll give you the best life and that, and it's only because you taking me these places and you beating my ass, and next thing you know, I got a fucking 15 million dollar bracelet. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, I don't want that.
SPEAKER_08:Better shit. If he lets you. What if you're in the situation already, and then the beating and stuff starts?
SPEAKER_10:Yeah.
SPEAKER_08:You don't really have like I pay you a million dollars, bitch.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, like I'm gonna beat you in your neck. He's unalived too.
SPEAKER_07:Wow.
SPEAKER_11:Oh if it's a good beating.
SPEAKER_05:Mm-mm. That don't even exist.
SPEAKER_01:Um nasty beat. Oh shit. That's good.
SPEAKER_07:Shades of Sean. Hey, y'all.
SPEAKER_10:You get on my nerves. All right. You wanted to ask a question about uh the the Diddy trial, or less we got more.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, yeah, let's talk about that. That was that was something.
SPEAKER_10:He did it. He did it, he did all of it. Listen, that man is guilty, and he threw money at that case. For him to get four years is bullshit. Bullshit, bullshit. That man, I believe Capricorn Clark. Who the fuck named the Capricorn? I don't know. Capricorn. But I believe she he kidnapped that woman, went to K Cuddy House with a pistol, about to murder him, like open his Christmas Christmas presents in a robe.
SPEAKER_05:I got a question for you though, Mister. Yep. Um, so in a situation of what was that producer's name? Little Rod. Little Rod. Lil Rod, I think. Um what would you do in that situation?
SPEAKER_08:What was the situation?
SPEAKER_05:So, like the first time, you know, you you working with Diddy, whatever, then you know y'all start hanging out. Next thing you know, you waking up not remembering shit. Like days is just like not there. Your little ass is a little sore. First of all, you got baby oil residue.
SPEAKER_10:I okay or your sheets. I was shit. I was a producer. Uh I was an engineer. Uh I can't say was, I still am, I just don't do it as much. But I was I was in the industry uh engineering as an uh accredited engineer and as an accredited producer. And you got Diddy? No. No. So the question is if I if I had the opportunity to work on a Diddy album, if he I let's say he heard my work that I did with Notch and I played some records and he wants me on an album, right? I would take the I would take the job. Here's the thing though Knowing the type of person I am, right? I I would want to see the money first. Like I need at least half down on payment because the dude didn't get paid for like two years. Hold on, hold on. I got I'm gonna get there. I'm gonna get there. So red flag number one is I have a family at home. I need payment. And me not seeing that come in after working on records on records is red flag number one. Going to parties, I'll probably go to the first party. Cause I'm like, I'm in here, Lyme, like this is what we do. I gotta network. My whole thought is network, network. Now, the type of person I am, if I start seeing some funny shit at these parties, that's about it for me. I'm not one of those that will be like, I see that, that's kind of weird. I'm going to stay. Because that's not me, right? So if I'm seeing like people tickling people's buttholes, right? And feathering nipples and shit, I'm gonna be like, I don't think, I don't think you're supposed to be doing that. That was not my question. But I'm saying, but I'm saying, hold on. But I so so I'm saying, what I'm saying is I would remove myself from that project knowing I know how much of a big deal that is. To to get your name out there as a producer, to to to have a uh being an accredited producer, to be working with other people outside based on this project, right? But I'm not gonna be waking up not knowing what the fuck happened, even though like he wouldn't, he didn't even know. Like he kind of kept he had he went to a couple parties and then it was like a trend because he worked on that album for two years. So the more he went to the to these parties, the more he started realizing he's waking up all these weird places, and then Diddy's in the bed with him and shit like that. So I wouldn't even get to that part.
SPEAKER_05:But how would you know?
SPEAKER_10:By the weird shit that's going on around me.
SPEAKER_05:See, I'm self- See, he didn't say like the weird shit happened yet.
SPEAKER_10:It was just Yeah, because he's not paying attention to it. I mean, I mean maybe he was, I don't know.
SPEAKER_08:But so remember, because there's always there were two types of parties, right? So there was the Diddy party where you know all of the famous people and you know, they all had a great time, and then there was the freak-off. So if you're there during the regular party, and then someone happens to, you know, wipe a little baby oil on your arm and it's laced with something, and then you wake up the next morning, Diddy Laney, and you like, oh, you got me.
SPEAKER_10:Oh, you got me is crazy. Yo, but see, he listened he was being grow because he was.
SPEAKER_05:You are being groomed. He was being groomed. But listen, you do you really pay attention like that? So I do you know, but you in the studio, y'all grinding. That's all you're thinking is you grinding, you grinding. You've been in the studio. We know.
SPEAKER_10:So hold on. And I I'm I'm I'ma attest to that. I've been in studios, I've been in like 12 hour, 13 hour, 14 hour studio sessions. I've I've no weird like I've been in New York, weird different places where studios are I've been in, right? I I've been in uh I don't even know what the fuck, but this shit was an immaculate studio. If he wanted to, the person who owned it, if he wanted to have some partying, because it was in his house, and the studio is off to the side. So if there was a party going on over there, and all I mean his wife was fucking amazing to look at. It was like a model, like it was it was wild how um attractive she was. So anything could have happened in that studio in that in that house section of it while we was in the studio. Yeah, I I'm I'm so aware of and I've seen celebrities in there, I've seen people come in there in that studio, but it was never a party. If a party would have gone off and 13, 14 hours in the studio hitting record, I'm not staying.
SPEAKER_08:So if you're there and you're recording, and then a party starts to take place, and the party is simply a bunch, everybody there, music going, people drinking, y'all having a good time, and a bunch of naked bitches is just kind of like topless running around the room or whatever. Right. You're leaving saying, Oh my god, this is too much for me.
SPEAKER_10:Uh first of all, if we're not finished recording, I don't I don't think I will be involved in the party because the party's outside of the So you so I get what you're trying to paint the picture as.
SPEAKER_05:So let's just look at it. You guys are listening to whatever you created, you engineered it, now y'all play in the back and y'all just vibing. And you're drinking most usually happens when you're in a studio. Some after the fact that everybody did, it's the after part of you're listening to what happened now.
SPEAKER_10:So that depends on the artists, right? Right.
SPEAKER_05:So I so the artists we're not talking about the artists that you did, but we're putting you in a Diddy situation. So in that So you're in a studio with Diddy and his people. Right. So now, and we already see how that goes. Not saying it's a party, it's just y'all vibing out to the music. Diddy like to do his little Diddy dance and shit, sit the fuck down, having a good time. Right. And you know, y'all drinking.
SPEAKER_10:He was coked up.
SPEAKER_05:Right. Yeah, he was coked up. So y'all drinking, and now you know you gotta drink pork, whatever, because back then you was drinking. You know what I'm saying? And you don't know if somebody slipped you some shit in your drink.
SPEAKER_10:That's very true.
SPEAKER_05:So that's what we're talking about. Like that situation. So, okay. So now you woke up, Diddy, ah, you got me. What you doing?
SPEAKER_10:Oh, you got me? He ain't gonna get me. He already had drinking. Right. Like So here's what y'all here's what y'all missing. No, no. I don't know. No, no, no, no. I know what you're talking about. Let me explain it. I know what you're about to say.
SPEAKER_05:I don't want you to answer it as if it didn't happen. I want you to answer it. I know what you're about to say.
SPEAKER_10:Let me let me go to ride that. Let me talk. Let me talk. Let me so I gotta know who I'm in the studio with. I I I I have to know who I'm in the studio. So if I know is a is a if I'm in a studio with DMX or uh Red Man, Method Man, I know we smoking. Right? Because they smoke. I've been in studios where people smoke before. And I hate it because I hate when ash and smoke get in the equipment. I hate it. This it bothers me when you smoke around the the booth and all the so but I would I would part I would smoke, right? Knowing because everybody had inkling of who Diddy was. Right?
SPEAKER_05:Not at that time.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, we did. We did. We knew he wasn't paying his artists, and we knew some crazy shit was going down. We ain't know to the the extent of it, but we knew some shit was going down with Diddy.
SPEAKER_05:But you go in there with the intent of I know this nigga, but he ain't gonna get me.
SPEAKER_10:No, I go in there, it was like I'm I can't I'm not taking anything from him. I'm not taking drinking around this motherfucker, I'm not doing none of this shit because I know this shit ain't gonna end up well.
SPEAKER_08:Well, see, I don't back at that time.
SPEAKER_05:That's what I'm saying. Right, but that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_08:Like wouldn't have been a thought.
SPEAKER_05:And and and again, you're avoiding the point, like say it happened.
SPEAKER_10:But you gotta understand me.
SPEAKER_05:Hold on.
SPEAKER_10:Stop, stop, stop, stop. I know what you're trying to paint, but you gotta take in my who I am, right? I I know in certain situations, because I I know I can't if I want to be on a uh on a on a let's say the the last train of Paris album, right? The Diddy Dirty Money album or whatever album. I have to be in a in a in a zone where I need to create something that was gonna actually make it. I can't do that if I'm drinking or smoking. I can't. I I just can't. I can't function. And in those studio sessions, you create in the studio. You create in the studio. So none of that stuff will help me create because I'm just gonna either get lazy and not gonna want to do it, or I'm not like I'm not gonna perform and I don't want to be off this project.
SPEAKER_05:So, okay, going off of that, yeah, yeah. Now you're standing your ground about okay, I don't want to do this, I don't want to do that, but it's Diddy. And now he's approaching, like, you don't wanna you you see how he's a big arrogant asshole. He has to have the power. So that's my point. What are you doing? I'm saying no. Like he can't you're leaving that whole situation.
SPEAKER_10:And if if he puts me out of this situation, then I I didn't need to be there. That's the thing. Like, I'm not afraid to say no to it.
SPEAKER_05:But technically, is he gonna put you out of the situation because he's a big ass bully? Yeah, it's it's a certain way. He's not gonna just be like, all right, I'm gonna let you go. No, like you bullies can't bully.
SPEAKER_10:I don't give a fuck who he is. Like, he did he is probably top of the mountain, all this shit. I want to make money and make on this album, but I'm not gonna sell my soul to do it. I never was that type of person. So if he up here trying to pressure me, I that's red flags to me. Like, why are you trying to get me to do all this? And that's something I would probably say. Yo, why are you trying to pressure me to do this? Like, I'm trying to. Make records here. Oh, you can't make records? No, I can't. I need to focus. If he decides to put me off the project at that point, fine, I'm off the project. But blackball you. Probably. And I'll go back to what I was doing without even being signed. You know what I'm saying? But before before that, I already had like in order for me to get to that point, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, like, I he had to I have to be known for him to want to work with me.
SPEAKER_08:So maybe like say you were in the studio working with Notch. That's what I'm saying. And that connection that Notch has, did he come shows up to the studio, y'all all vibing out, doing the work. And then after y'all done working, and it's like, oh, let's celebrate. And he's like, oh, look, this is the my newest uh pomegranate Ciroc that hasn't been released yet. And everybody, you know. I'm just saying, you know, like everybody take a glass. Check this out.
SPEAKER_10:You know, like here's the best part of that story. Here's the best. If that were ever to go down, here's the best part of the story. My man Notch. My man Notch would taught me everything about business in the music. He he he would put me on to everything. And he would not let me go out with over to Diddy without giving me the 411. Everything about the 411.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, now can we get back to my real question that you avoided to answer?
SPEAKER_11:Okay, what's your real question?
SPEAKER_05:Okay, because you had to point out that you would never put yourself in that situation. And I was just creating a fake situation. If I was in the situation. So, yes. So, because of what little rod did, right? My question is, because when he realized that nigga still stayed. I wouldn't say. I was suing. That's all I wanted you to say. Oh, I that's what I was trying to get to, but you was just so adamant about not answering that person. Like you woke up and Diddy was next to you.
SPEAKER_10:If I was little rod in that situation, I'm suing. I'm not waiting.
SPEAKER_08:You would have been dead.
SPEAKER_10:I'm not I'm not waiting.
SPEAKER_05:I'm not I'm not saying quite we probably would take that.
SPEAKER_08:Like I got too much. You trying to make it public and suing him for whatever, you're disappearing.
SPEAKER_05:So you telling me you wake up and this nigga's in the bed next to you ain't whipping his ass?
SPEAKER_10:Nigga. It's it's uh it's up. It is up.
SPEAKER_09:It was it was that's crazy.
SPEAKER_10:That's crazy.
SPEAKER_05:Nah, like you're not you he busting ass, butt swollen, like nah nigga, what you do to me?
SPEAKER_10:Yo, he got a homemade BBL.
SPEAKER_08:You say busting ass and butt swollen. You got a homemade BBL.
SPEAKER_10:Yo, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_05:Nah, that's that's wild though. Like, it's crazy situation.
SPEAKER_10:Lil Rod seen seen the financial gain of being on that project. And a lot of people would two years, he and he still didn't get money on the project.
SPEAKER_01:He didn't get none of that shit.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, you see what I'm saying? So that's why I wouldn't money can't drive your decisions. You see what I'm saying? And I'm okay with that. I I I've been in situations where a lot of money was involved. And I've I've been in situations where I I have to leave it because of the what comes with it. Sometimes the reason why I was in the the music industry for a very short time just for that album and everything, like I could have done more. I had the opportunity to do more, but it required me. I just had my son, and it required me to not be around when he was just born. And it required me to do a whole bunch of stuff that I don't think I was ready for. That's why I stepped away. Yeah. But I I had in this scenario, I had opportunities to do more.
SPEAKER_05:You know what's crazy too? Is in situations like that, if somebody is pressuring you to hurry up and sign a contract that you didn't read or you haven't really officially read through to understand what's really what that's a red flag. I lost so much. Why are you doing that though? You like I'm I'm technically right now, I'm really nobody. You just like what you saw or you know what you heard from me, and you're pressuring me. Right. Like, I need you, you don't need me. Right. So why are you pressuring me to sign something?
SPEAKER_08:That happens regularly. No, I know, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's just a regular thing that happens in the world. Look at the people, you know, on American Idol. Yeah. You know, they won American Idol and it was like, here, sign this now. Right. They pressured them to do it. And it's like in that split moment, you have to think The rest of my life. Am I gonna throw my whole life can change? Am I gonna throw this all away because ooh, you're pressuring me and I that doesn't seem right? Or what could potentially come out of this? Right. And so they signed the deal. So no one's really I call bullshit. No one's really sitting there like, why are you pressuring me? I don't need you, you need to be a good idea.
SPEAKER_05:No, no, I know they're not. I'm just saying, I've been like, when do people like it's like when they get screwed over and then the lesson has been learned.
SPEAKER_10:I've been in meetings with many, many celebrities.
SPEAKER_08:Many, man.
SPEAKER_10:Many people. Um, I I was fortunate to be, I was fortunate to have a friend like Notch to put me in rooms that he was sitting into to be able to apply, you know, provide my music and provide what I've done. I've been offered stuff. The thing is, those things there's so many stipulations with those things that I didn't find the right situation. You see what I'm saying? So you you you gotta you gotta it's more than just the money when you're talking about stepping into a a realm like that. You know, you know what I'm saying. Like you stepping into a realm of not knowing what can happen to you based on the type of money you make and based on what you have to do for that money, what you would lose, you would lose way more than you gain. But most people don't know that though. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's that is very true. I I was fortunate to have somebody in my corner.
SPEAKER_08:Most people not walking into a situation with that kind of information.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, and I I would I I would genuinely say either get a lawyer, you don't have to rush to do anything. Your life is going to if you make the type of good music that you make, you don't you don't need to, you know what I mean, worry about them.
SPEAKER_08:Take your time. And most people walking into a situation, a business situation with Diddy. Yeah, back in the day, everybody was like, oh, Diddy was corny, diddy was doing these stupid ass dances, diddy was whatever, and but no one, no regular people was sitting around talking about, oh yeah, Diddy's probably behind the scenes screwing people. Right. Well, that wasn't a widely known. It wasn't for the people who wasn't in the industry, like even the people in the industry, if you didn't participate in it, you didn't really know that either.
SPEAKER_07:Well, yeah. I don't know.
SPEAKER_08:It was only the people who actually next level that found out what was going on right behind the scenes.
SPEAKER_10:And you don't think they talked? People talk they all signed NDAs. No, I guess they just even if they signed NDAs, you don't think they talk? It took them 25 years to talk now. Nah, I information was out there. Information was out there before these NDAs and all, I mean, before this trial, it it was out there. You had to read the fine print how how people was behaving, like especially as artists and all this stuff. You gotta I anyway, I'm not even gonna because them artists wasn't saying shit. No, they don't have to say nothing. Language is all in all kinds of forms.
SPEAKER_05:It is, but if people who's in his camp riding with him ain't nobody pay attention to that shit. Cause if that was the case, this shit would have came out a long time ago.
SPEAKER_10:It did. Nobody believed it. That's what I'm saying. It came out in nine in in in the 80s. Or well, I mean, not the 80s, well, um, with with the first first chick that he put in the video. She she was the first.
SPEAKER_05:So it's like the chick that he's talking about, the one that initiated the first sexual assault. Oh, well. So I don't know. But yeah, he had people in his camp that squashed it. That's what I'm saying. Basically, that's what we're saying.
SPEAKER_10:No, but um that doesn't negate the fact that somebody still came out and said he does this stuff.
SPEAKER_05:Right. But they squashed it, so it was like, ah, whatever. Everybody forgot about it because everybody's attention spin moves on to the next type thing.
SPEAKER_10:That's some people. Some people may read the tea leaves and say You're right, but it's not enough. I don't believe that. I I believe the the people knew who he was back then and st and stand on it. That's all, that's all I had to say. I'm tired. What's next? I don't have any gems, but I'll play it.
SPEAKER_11:That was my gems. Oh boy.
SPEAKER_05:Don't get reckless because you're sleepy.
SPEAKER_11:Hey, listen. You know, for the for all the victims.
SPEAKER_05:No. No, we're not doing it.
SPEAKER_11:We are praying for you. And don't be scared.
SPEAKER_00:I'm not scared of lions and tigers.
SPEAKER_11:Thank you for joining us.
unknown:But I'm scared of.
SPEAKER_11:We're not scared.
SPEAKER_10:I'm not scared to perform and table for three. But I'm scared of New Year 2026. Thank you to our plus ones. You got anything else you want to close off? Not close off. Like Shoshon, not like that. Um anything else you wanna say before we check your toilets.
SPEAKER_08:Check your toilets.
SPEAKER_00:And I know you do.
SPEAKER_10:This is from my make sure you're not plopping. I mean, that could you know what I mean? If you got a bad knee and you and you trying to sit down on a toilet, you know the sound that shit makes.
SPEAKER_05:Happy New Year.
SPEAKER_00:Happy New Year I'm not scared to perform it's soon out of bed.
SPEAKER_12:I'm still I'm still recording Be a Survivor.
SPEAKER_00:Table for three batteries. You thought that I'll be witness without the bottom. You thought that I'll be fast without the bottom buttons. You thought that I've been stressed without the bottom million. You thought I wanted to tell without the million.
unknown:I've done the
Podcasts we love
Check out these other fine podcasts recommended by us, not an algorithm.
