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Episode 20: WE WENT VIRAL!!!

• Mister, Nini, Shawn A.

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A dog wearing an ankle monitor. A condemned house crawling with hundreds of rats. A startup taking six-figure deposits for a “first hotel on the moon.” We take a joyride through the week’s wildest headlines, then slow down for real talk about accountability, mental health, money, and what it means to show up for your people.

We kick off celebrating a viral moment and surviving a deep freeze before spotlighting Pinknic and why we’re setting up a tent again this year. From there, the stories escalate: the almost-clever fugitive who strapped a GPS monitor to a wandering dog, the Long Island rat rescue that reveals how quickly compassion pivots to animals over humans, and a moon hotel pitch that invites equal parts wonder and side-eye. If you’ve ever questioned tech hype, medical screenings for space tourists, or how a dome fails safely, you’ll feel seen.

The culture beat gets sharper when Kanye’s latest apology hits our feeds. We unpack meds, intent, and responsibility—why mental health explains but doesn’t excuse. Then we pivot to Nicki Minaj’s “gold card” moment and the bigger question of celebrity leverage: who benefits and who pays. We also flag an AI-only social platform where bots talk in their own language, raising privacy and safety concerns humans aren’t ready for. Bright spot: Yale expands tuition support, a serious boost for access and upward mobility.

In one of the episode’s most grounded segments, we wrestle with the “soft man era.” Is it wrong for men to want pampering and gentleness while still leading at home? We argue for mutual care, shared roles, and ditching internet labels for real agreements. We also talk Sha’Carri Richardson’s speeding arrest as a reminder that excellence doesn’t trump accountability, then close with quick gems on rumor culture and Valentine’s Day: prioritize alignment over performance, and make gestures that actually mean something.

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SPEAKER_02:

Welcome to the table. The opinions of this podcast are for entertainment purposes only.

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Our thoughts and views are not to be taken personally. It is not that serious.

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We are trained professionals at being regular ass people. Regular people. If you can't take what we're serving, this is not the table for you. Reservation denied.

SPEAKER_02:

Enjoy the show. Getting up for the show. Hey yeah. Welcome back to the table. Welcome back, guys. If you heard this song and you seen the video, we are viral. Yeah. Oh yeah. Almost 300,000 views. 38k likes and shares.

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Love it.

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David for three is in the building. How's everybody doing out there? Hope y'all is surviving this cold. It is cold outside. It'll lock down the state for two days. Hope y'all enjoy your extra little vacation. Thank you for joining us.

SPEAKER_06:

What's going on?

SPEAKER_12:

Oh. And you washed your asses.

SPEAKER_02:

Man, it's cold out there, y'all. Look, I hope y'all sit stay safe, stay warm, stay inside, unless you gotta get to work. Uh drive safely. Roads out there. Once they plow properly, then you're good. Um what's good on guys?

SPEAKER_12:

I'm so confused. I just got caught. Never mind.

SPEAKER_02:

What?

SPEAKER_12:

What's wrong, little boy? What Pinocchio, what happened?

SPEAKER_03:

My balls just dropped.

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Shouldn't you sound like this then? My balls.

SPEAKER_03:

Didn't ball that they didn't ball that far.

SPEAKER_02:

They didn't ball that far.

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Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh welcome back to the Who turned on my TV? What the hell? Oh my god. So if you're new to the show, I am Mister.

SPEAKER_12:

I am that boy Nene.

SPEAKER_02:

And I am Flapjack with Flapjack. You were showing Anthony. And we are viral. So just we are viral. Yeah, we are viral.

SPEAKER_13:

Um table for sound like you said it different. It went viral for three.

SPEAKER_02:

Um how was it that was you? No. How was everybody's uh weekend so far?

SPEAKER_12:

Um it cold. It cold. It is cold. Yeah, it's been cold as a I need summer to come back ASAP.

SPEAKER_13:

I ain't even gonna lie. It's been cold as soon as I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_02:

It was nine degrees the other day in the morning.

SPEAKER_13:

I know.

SPEAKER_02:

And the wind chill factor is like making it even worse.

SPEAKER_13:

And I was nervous because I was being lazy the night before, and I knew I needed gas. And I didn't put gas in the car. I forgot how little gas I had in there. Oh, I was struggling, so you can't make a car.

SPEAKER_12:

I was like, oh my god. I even go hold you, that's my car right now.

SPEAKER_02:

Really?

SPEAKER_12:

Empty as shit.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_13:

I was like, I hope there's no water in this guy.

SPEAKER_02:

No.

SPEAKER_12:

Listen, I end up That'd be the shit right there.

SPEAKER_02:

I end up finding a time to get my car washed. I just I can't stand with all that certain like um salt and grime and shit.

SPEAKER_13:

I hate it too, but I hate washing my car in the winter because as soon as you drive out, it's dirty again. It's dirty again.

SPEAKER_12:

I wash my car in like two years. Oh, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02:

Two years.

SPEAKER_13:

Two years.

SPEAKER_02:

Vacuum the inside at least?

SPEAKER_13:

Oh, you're not gonna bathe your baby.

SPEAKER_12:

She got a she got a every three-year schedule. Uh your car's a girl. Shower schedule.

SPEAKER_13:

Three years. Yeah. Your car is a female. What's their pronounce? Dirt teeth.

SPEAKER_12:

Dirt scum. Filthy.

SPEAKER_02:

Yo, filthy. Yeah. Um she white. Well, she was. So y'all stayed in over. She one of them dirty whites.

SPEAKER_12:

No.

SPEAKER_02:

No, she. It's a dirty white car.

SPEAKER_12:

What? What? We went somewhere else with that. Oh. What you said then coincide. I thought you were talking about your car. We were. Alright. It's a dirty white car.

SPEAKER_02:

No?

SPEAKER_12:

So guess what, guys?

SPEAKER_02:

Yes.

SPEAKER_12:

Pinknic is coming back.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. Oh, yes. Get the applause for that.

SPEAKER_12:

If you guys missed it last year.

SPEAKER_02:

That was a quick applause.

SPEAKER_12:

It was. It was like, yay. If you guys missed it last year, it was a time to be had, and y'all need to come out this year.

SPEAKER_02:

It really was a really, really, really. Get the shit out, man. God damn. It really was a good time.

SPEAKER_12:

If you have the time, go on uh Instagram and look up Gorgeous Girls LLC. Um tickets go on sale um tomorrow, actually.

SPEAKER_02:

What's tomorrow?

SPEAKER_12:

The first sun the first of February, yeah. Sunday.

SPEAKER_02:

Sunday, all right. Um do it over.

SPEAKER_09:

Um why are you telling me here? I think she went take that out. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Sorry. She's like, what you want me to do? So tickets.

SPEAKER_09:

She's like, director, we doing video.

SPEAKER_12:

Oh my god, it's the liquor. Um you the only one that drank. I know. Talk about me. Oh my god. So it tickets go on sale February 1st. It's a Sunday um at 10 a.m. The actual event is Sunday, June 7th, this year, and it will be held 2 to 7 at John J. Mitchell Fairgrounds.

SPEAKER_02:

So by the time they're here, this will be a couple days after the first. It'll be the third one.

SPEAKER_12:

Tickets are on sale right now. And the funny thing, I'm keeping all this shit in. No, you're not.

SPEAKER_02:

This shit is fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_12:

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_02:

Tickets on sale now. Go to the picnic. Are we are we going back? What? We going back, right?

SPEAKER_13:

I believe we are gonna um make our presence known again. Yeah, why wouldn't we? We're gonna have a booth. Last year was at Bushano Park. We're not having a booth, we having a tent.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, yeah, definitely. A booth. Booth tent. Yeah, because everybody brought their like living room for furniture.

SPEAKER_12:

No, seriously, they back, they backed uh yard patio.

SPEAKER_02:

Yo, get it out, girl.

SPEAKER_12:

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_13:

We're gonna have to hire movers because Yeah, that shit was crazy.

SPEAKER_12:

Well, it's not at the busheneau this time. I don't know what this is. I don't know how far. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

When is it actually when is the event actually taking place? June 7th. Oh, June. Oh, yeah. We there. We there.

SPEAKER_12:

June 7th, 2 to 7th.

SPEAKER_02:

2 to 7th, bet. But it's not at the bushino, so they're gonna have another spot for it.

SPEAKER_12:

It's in South Florida. It's at um John J. Mitchell Fairground.

SPEAKER_02:

John J. Mitchell.

SPEAKER_13:

I I don't ever think we been there before? I've only been to um John Jacob Jingle Hyper School. It was so quick.

SPEAKER_12:

So quick.

SPEAKER_02:

And you said it without even fucking up the name.

SPEAKER_12:

He did so quick.

SPEAKER_02:

No, but if you see that mouth do.

SPEAKER_12:

If you guys haven't attended the last one, I had to just pass that. Yo, we this intro is crazy. Please just, you know, show up. Support the cause. Come hang out with us. Pull up in our tent. Pull up. Just chill with us, you know.

SPEAKER_02:

Don't put well, hopefully we end the tent.

SPEAKER_12:

Bring some snacks and some fruit.

SPEAKER_02:

Snacks and some fruit?

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah, for you. What? For their favorite uh podcast. Why they bring a fruit for us? You want snacks and fruits? Why you had to just just anyway. So how was your week?

SPEAKER_13:

My week wasn't bad, actually. Oh my god. Besides it being cold, besides the um the big ass storm we had. I worked from home a couple days, so that was nice. Um but otherwise it was pretty uneventful.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, they shut the state down, so I didn't have to go to work um on Monday.

SPEAKER_13:

Did you ever?

SPEAKER_02:

Um look. It was a three-day work week for me. So it was cool. I was cool with it.

SPEAKER_13:

Why was this week your normal Friday off?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, my normal Friday off, so I take it. You can miraculously have next Friday off. And and Friday. I know. I mean, in February, it's such a short month, and we got like I got like five days off because of the holidays and my Friday off.

SPEAKER_13:

So I got like a Yeah, because tomorrow the end of the month.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah, technically. Tomorrow's Thursday, but so the end of the month is tomorrow. Hey, yeah. At the time of this recording, tomorrow is Sunday. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_12:

Oh, why you couldn't do that for me?

SPEAKER_02:

At the time of this recording, the pink nick, tickets go on sale tomorrow.

SPEAKER_13:

No, we already said tickets was on sale.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I know. I know.

SPEAKER_12:

What?

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_12:

You know, sometimes I just want to fight him. I promise. I I just did.

SPEAKER_02:

She's gonna throw me over the couch like the dummy I did in that video. All right, what's going on in the world today?

SPEAKER_13:

We got dogs getting arrested potentially. What?

SPEAKER_02:

Yo, you see how I looked at you? I know you. No, seriously? No.

SPEAKER_13:

Well, dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_02:

Because I'm like, ice is just picking up anybody.

SPEAKER_13:

So I know. So um there's a man currently on the run um in Albany County, New York, and reportedly they discovered that his court-ordered GPS ankle monitor was attached to a dog instead of his ankle. Yo, yo. Smart man. Very smart. So evidently a woman found a dog roaming um alone in the area, and she was concerned for his safety, so she took the dog to a nearby vet clinic. And during their examination, um, the staff there found that on the dog's collar there was a GPS ankle um bracelet attached to it. Um, the vet employees contacted the local police department, um, and then they coordinated with the county uh Albany County probation to find the source of who the uh ankle bracelet belonged to. And officials later confirmed that the monitor belonged to Lamont Holmes, who had been charged with felony possession of a loaded weapon. You almost got away. Holmes had previously been released from custody under court order supervision, which required him to wear the GPS ankle bracelet as a condition of his release. Authorities say that the device was removed without authorization and placed on the dog's collar, violating the terms of his release. If Lamont is smart, he would have left the dog here.

SPEAKER_12:

No, no, no, no, no. For him to do that, it'd be pointless that you stayed in the States.

SPEAKER_13:

Well, it was stupid for him to allow the dog to be in a place where it could just roam around. Right.

SPEAKER_12:

Or technically he probably maybe it wasn't his dog.

SPEAKER_02:

He just was like, No, what I'm saying is if you were like restricted to your household, leave the dog in the house. Leave the dog in the house, roaming around.

SPEAKER_12:

But see, but the dog was roaming around wherever. So that means that there was no real restriction because if it was if he kept him in the house, though. No, but no, no, no. You're saying if the dog wasn't his no, no, no. If the dog, if the guy was actually restricted to just his quarters, and but the dog is roaming, the chick, the lady found the dog and reported it. Usually when you wear an ankle monitor and you're out of the jurisdiction of where you're supposed to be, it already automatically goes off and uh lets them know. So how much distance or smart he would have left the dog.

SPEAKER_13:

That's what I'm saying. If it was his dog, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02:

If you took the dog, got him in the house, then took the anchor model off and put it on a dog, left it in the house, he'd have been because that would be stupid to put it on a random dog. And just let him roam flip.

SPEAKER_13:

Let him roam, because then you might as well have kept it on.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13:

Because either way, eventually. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02:

Like, if you went through all that time if they didn't, if it's if it's stuck to his uh quarters or you know, replaced, he would have had more time to get away because they would have been like, oh, he's at the house.

SPEAKER_12:

He's at the house, yeah.

SPEAKER_13:

But even still, they didn't even notice that unless the dog had unless they had if it was his dog and his house had one of those um doggy doors. Yeah. Oh, and the dog just was like an escape artist. The dog was like, I gotta shit. Go outside.

SPEAKER_02:

His name was Lamont. Yeah, it's not like something weird though.

SPEAKER_13:

Poor dog getting blamed. I don't know. Imagine one interview with him.

SPEAKER_02:

You don't think that was one of us? I don't know because what was his name?

SPEAKER_13:

Lamont.

SPEAKER_12:

Come on. Well, well, he lived in the wrong neighborhood because who really checking about a dog walking? Lamont Holmes?

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah, that's one of us. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Some creative stuff. Did you see the dog? Yeah, yeah, that's a black ass dog. That's a nigga dog. Yeah, we gotta do better, Lamont. You did they show his picture? You almost got it.

SPEAKER_12:

No. That's why I was like, mm, is he really though? Because you know, you normally they have his whole picture posted. When they don't post pictures, it's usually not us. Alright. So that's a little questionable for me. Lamont Holmes, though?

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_12:

Like, where you put that's not Lamont Holmes? Well, Holmes is technically still a uh slave name, so it's still could it's the white people with Holmes.

SPEAKER_13:

I am gonna get out of this class because she was like, that's a slave name, right?

SPEAKER_02:

Lamont Lamont was you ain't never met a white Lamont?

SPEAKER_12:

No, not ever. Me either. Not ever. I bet you it is one though.

SPEAKER_13:

I bet you ain't got a GPS monitor.

SPEAKER_12:

Now I want to know if Lamont was black or white. Oh, he would might be maybe not even white, so something else.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey yo. All right, what's going on? Lamont caught. And his dog.

SPEAKER_12:

I'm looking up Lamont Holmes, too. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02:

Yo, what's next? As she looks up, right?

SPEAKER_13:

I don't know how it's even a question.

SPEAKER_12:

So I want it to be hilarious if it's if it's not, yo, for that.

SPEAKER_13:

We got a homeowner that was recently arrested. Um, and their house. Lamont Jackson. Slave name number two. A 48-year-old homeowner is under arrest, and their home has been condemned because this fool had hundreds and hundreds of rats living in his house. I fouled up their house as pets. Wait a minute. Pause it. Pause it, pause it, pause it.

SPEAKER_04:

He is black. Wait, look how he looked like he does some stupid shit.

SPEAKER_02:

Yo, please. Oh, he's one of those. Yeah, he looked like he did some shit. And his dog looked just like him. Yeah. Oh my god. So what slave master he got his name for?

SPEAKER_12:

26. But Holmes, technically. No, you know what I meant by that.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12:

So there is some white homes out there.

SPEAKER_02:

Pick your fences, too. Yo.

SPEAKER_12:

I am.

SPEAKER_13:

Get out of here. Get out of here. But yeah, so um this fool had hundreds and hundreds of rats as pets in this house. They all white white rats, too. No, they weren't all. Oh, in the video, they all like they all showed. There were some, yeah, there were some that um they weren't all, but there were when they were trying to safely remove these rats, and they found that there were so many of the females, they were all pregnant, and so they were all just constantly just fornicating them. Popping them out and popping them out and you know, rats and like finding they just fucking but they procreate like yeah, they have little mice orgies.

SPEAKER_12:

Like like rabbits do the same thing, right? Like they make that amount too. They usually have like a lot of yeah, baby.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, litter like eight of the motherfuckers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13:

The part that got me though is they're trying so hard to gently handle these fucking rats instead of lighting the house on fire. Um because they need meat. Because that's absolutely disgusting. Tell me what a lie at though.

SPEAKER_02:

It said this is Lee home. Like Lee, like L-I Stop it.

SPEAKER_13:

So you better fucking stop it. So you try to take them all out by like they are literally looking for people to provide foster care services, health care. They're looking for healthcare and monetary donations. Like Glossadies! What the hell? This is in Long Island. We got people out here starving and homeless, and you taking monetary and health care donations for rats.

SPEAKER_12:

Because people don't really care about people. People will actually fight more for an animal than they would human beings.

SPEAKER_02:

That's a fact.

SPEAKER_12:

Over kids, too. Which is is fucking mind-blowing. Like, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

This shit looks nasty.

SPEAKER_12:

It is, it's absolutely disgusting.

SPEAKER_02:

And people were living here?

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah. But you gotta like imagine that 48. You gotta be suffering from some type of mental illness.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, you're not, you're not at 48, you're still kind of young.

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, you're almost hitting the hill right there, but it's fuck you.

SPEAKER_09:

Look over here.

SPEAKER_11:

No, I'm just I'm I ain't 48 bitch.

SPEAKER_04:

Yo, you know what, never mind.

SPEAKER_02:

The fuck? Yo, the convention.

SPEAKER_13:

I ain't 48 bitch. Yo, but imagine how many diseases and stuff.

SPEAKER_02:

Yo, what'd they call it? Legionnaires? Disease with the with mouse mouses and shit? Mouses. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_09:

Mises. Mises.

SPEAKER_02:

So like anyway.

SPEAKER_12:

I got a question for y'all. So the day we actually get famous and just you know blow up. I'm sorry. I already am. Anywho.

SPEAKER_13:

Um he's with a magazine, which one of us still got her slave name. And two. And two.

SPEAKER_09:

She's famous for her slave day.

unknown:

Okay.

SPEAKER_12:

Glendella Goldberg, absolutely. Which which which one of us do you think would get canceled first? Me. Absolutely. Yeah. Me. Yeah. Even though I teeter.

SPEAKER_13:

It's a close. It's real close between the two of them, but I think he's going to be able to do it. Yo, we get famous. We get famous. I'm out of here. I am out of here. The only thing that's going to save him versus you is he's very good at playing naive. Huh? Yeah. So when he gets called out, he's going to be like, what? That's not what? Huh? I'm going to be like, so the fuck I said it. But that wasn't appropriate.

SPEAKER_09:

Are you sure? I'll take a class.

SPEAKER_10:

And I'll be like, oh what I said.

SPEAKER_13:

And I'm going to be over there giving my story to Oprah like I told them.

SPEAKER_02:

With your back flap open.

SPEAKER_11:

Oprah. I'll be like, I'm legally blind.

SPEAKER_02:

Hold it down. I don't understand why she is getting arrested. I don't. POP. What is she? What's happening?

SPEAKER_11:

I'm about to call my daddy.

SPEAKER_10:

Yo.

SPEAKER_11:

He got the same slave name as me. He's Glendale Goldberg.

SPEAKER_09:

Glendale.

SPEAKER_11:

How about Junior? Yo. Now that.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh shit. I got a headache. Oh my God. Yeah, uh, yeah. I'm I'm definitely out of here. But uh, but no, I mean, I think people get my jokes.

SPEAKER_04:

Happy they got that one.

SPEAKER_02:

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_13:

All right. I'm sure people do get your jokes. It's probably a large part of the population that's like, cancel this motherfucker. It's so offensive. Right.

SPEAKER_12:

Well, like that damn Kanye.

SPEAKER_02:

We got a tagline for a reason. Anyway. Yo. Um, that was the oldest laugh I've ever had. Glendella came out with that laugh. Anyway, all right. Go ahead. What's going on? What's going on? Holy shit.

SPEAKER_12:

Oh god, I lost my place. California startup launches a 1 million reservation for what it calls the first hotel on the moon. What do y'all think about that?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I I I kind of heard about this. Um, I'm for it. I'm for it. I'm I'm for any kind of space exploration type of um I I already think we we already went through this before. I think I think Earth moved. I think there is a planet like in line that already ran into the sun and Mercury's now going to the sun, and I think Venus is gonna go in the sun at one point. I think Earth is gonna go, so we're gonna just migrate to another fucking planet. I don't know. That's my theory.

SPEAKER_13:

But why? I know why and what planets go into our sun. I know when they all have their own.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but I don't I don't I mean, I think we're getting closer and closer to this uh space exploration shit. We already sending um the astronaut. What's her name? Um uh Gary do that.

SPEAKER_09:

He's so mad, Gary.

SPEAKER_02:

She's not an astronaut, but yeah, she, you know what I mean? Why are you mad? So we already sent her out there. So the more we get closer and closer to space.

SPEAKER_13:

What? He won his honorary astronaut card.

SPEAKER_12:

I know. I do. Everybody's gonna get them reservations. I know, 2020 2030 come, and them bitches is in like the Tyler Perry studios talk about the moon.

SPEAKER_02:

We could tell because everybody got like the bad wigs on.

SPEAKER_13:

Y'all bitches going up into space because y'all not healthy enough. Oh, yeah. Exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12:

I know I wouldn't be able to. Your lungs. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. What was you about to say? Mm-hmm. Nothing. You have something to say?

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_12:

Get it off your chest, nigga.

SPEAKER_13:

Imagine if we had to evacuate the planet and like we'd be stuck in there. No one was able to go. Everybody in the USA was able to go by your thing.

SPEAKER_03:

Nobody in the US was gonna be able to go. Everybody else. Shit. And Gail go flying by Mr. House. I'm not the astronaut, bitch!

SPEAKER_09:

Put your back flap away, Gail. It's the old prop.

SPEAKER_12:

Get out of here. We all know who the real statement is. Yo, there ain't no lie.

SPEAKER_13:

Who's who's built who built this hotel?

SPEAKER_12:

Like what? Um so it's called Galactic Resource Utilization Space.

SPEAKER_02:

Um that's an acronym.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah, G R U. GRU.

SPEAKER_02:

GRU GRUE. There you go.

SPEAKER_12:

Yep. Um, they have opened the online application portal for early access to its ambitious lunar hotel project, which is planned to open in early 2030.

SPEAKER_13:

The company says that's next year. No, for real.

SPEAKER_12:

No, for real. The company says it's seeking to redefine exploration by giving travelers the opportunity to be among the first humans to experience life beyond earth. Only 12 humans have ever walked on the moon, so they say. And by taking part at this early stage, you join us and they lay the foundation for life beyond earth. Um, and the so interested applicants must pay a non-refundable$1,000 application fee to access the program. From there, participants can place a refundable deposit between$250,000 and$1 million to reserve a potential room. This room motherfuckers, too. They better it better be fucking.

SPEAKER_02:

There's gonna be people some people that pay that shit.

SPEAKER_12:

The Jetsons lifestyle. Absolutely. It better be the Jetsons lifestyle when I get there.

SPEAKER_13:

I mean, when you think about it, like the cost of sending people into space and then the cost of building an actual livable right.

SPEAKER_12:

So it's like, are y'all there?

SPEAKER_02:

How are y'all like there and some idiot gonna poke a hole into the atmosphere and not passed? Because they're gonna have to they're gonna live in a live like a breathable atmosphere to stay on the moon, right? They're gonna have I mean it, it's not gonna be like hotels out in nowhere. They're gonna have to live in a bubble or some shit.

SPEAKER_12:

Well, no, the the the way they probably built the hotel is that's where it has the oxygen flowing through the system. Imagine that shit shut down.

SPEAKER_13:

Everybody let something go wrong. It's a rat. But here's the thing. It might be like a building that's like in a dome.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13:

Like it might be a hotel structure in the dome. Yeah. And then a dome. But not like a plastic. No, I know, but I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_02:

We just walk outside, like, you know what?

SPEAKER_12:

Let me bust this about.

SPEAKER_02:

You're gonna have to enter that dome somehow, right? It's not the dome. Um uh a malfunction can happen with that door. You don't know what can happen. Your air gets sucked out, you done. Everybody dead in that hotel. They didn't read Stephen King's book. But um under the dope. That was a good show, too. It was. It got kind of weird out there, like the last couple seasons, but it was good.

SPEAKER_12:

So so they are requiring applicants to submit, just like how we talk about the medical thing. So they're asking them to submit medical, financial, and personal documentation. I'm done. Documentation to prove they're physically and financially capable to make it going. But here's my question, right? Who is paying for them to build shit up there? Because that means that you guys are going in right now. You're up there building the shit right now.

SPEAKER_13:

Well, you think Elon Musk is like a trillionaire. Like, he has the money to build a hotel on his mother.

SPEAKER_02:

See how well his Teslas did uh when they start driving on their own and hitting people. So, yeah, I'm gonna trust us. Yeah, I'm gonna still trust us. Alright. Y'all motherfuckers. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_13:

They still buying them.

SPEAKER_12:

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_13:

And they still getting on his rockets that he be testing.

SPEAKER_12:

That ain't nothing but a ghost hunting machine.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm one of those consumers that don't like run. I'm one of those consumers that don't run to like the newest thing that dropped. I I want to see all the flaws first, and then I'm like, once they fix that, then I wait, then I get it. But nah, bro. Y'all can have that.

SPEAKER_12:

I feel like your tick your ticket is secured. Yeah, it's already. You probably bought it. Uh yeah. I am gonna get one, but they take each other. I knew I saw you standing on park in Washington.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12:

That's what that was for. Yeah. I knew it. I was like, damn, that look like Mr. No, I'm parking Washington.

SPEAKER_02:

Actually, I was looking for your old track, so I was just you could never be like me.

SPEAKER_12:

What's next? I send you outside. Oh shit. Y'all get a bang for a buck.

SPEAKER_13:

Like, God, they made me some money. Table for three is gonna be the first uh podcast in that hotel on the moon. On the moon.

SPEAKER_12:

Broadcast here we are live from the moon.

SPEAKER_02:

With this bullshit, talking all kinds of shit. At Pinknic Moon Edition.

SPEAKER_12:

I'm like, sight, guys, I wasn't able to go, but the way my logs are set up.

SPEAKER_09:

Like we have our guest co-host, Gail King. My guys, I'm an astronaut.

SPEAKER_02:

Shit your ass down, Gail.

SPEAKER_10:

You so mad. I'm not mad.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm not mad. I'm actually happy for her.

SPEAKER_12:

That's how they're so fucking.

SPEAKER_02:

It was like five of them. Five of them went up there. She was the only one. Yeah. They all came back. They didn't say they was actually not.

SPEAKER_12:

Not in the door that opened. Inward. They did not go to the moon.

SPEAKER_13:

That's how the hotel door is gonna open.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13:

Like Sean's back flats. They went to the old G Fox building. Oh shit. Imagine Imagine the architect for the hotel. Made the entrance door a revolving door.

SPEAKER_11:

Right? Like who keep letting the oxygen out?

SPEAKER_12:

Go ahead and take that helmet off if you want to. So, real quick before you go on to your topic, did y'all see Kanye West's little apol apology letter?

SPEAKER_13:

Oh, to the black and Jewish community.

SPEAKER_12:

He did another one?

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah, he's back normal, he says.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah, he on his beds.

SPEAKER_13:

Doesn't seem like it. They call me Kanye. He didn't read the whole thing.

SPEAKER_12:

No, it like so when you read it, it you kind of like, okay. Maybe. You know, maybe. I don't want to read it because it's a lot. He this motherfucker wrote a four-page letter, but um he basically says, like, you know, um how he is back on his meds, and he was like, what it was is like basically some doctors wasn't really focusing on the fact of what his mental issue was. And he was like being in that state that he went he was in, you don't really realize that that you're in that state, so nobody can't tell you anything when they're saying you need to do this, you need to do that. And he's looking at them like, you know, people like that get in that paranoia state, and he didn't think that he had bipolar. Um he was bipolar, I said had bipolar, that's crazy. But he is, and so but it was crazy. But when I went to the comment section, people ate because I'll call bullshit.

SPEAKER_02:

That's exactly what they were all saying. Yeah, and I don't like the fact they're calling me Kanye in our viral video.

SPEAKER_13:

I just call bullshit because one, this isn't the first time that Kanye has done. Right. Very true apologized to the Jewish community, to the black community. But two, even if you are bipolar, even if you are on meds and your meds are off or you're off your meds. Right. Um shut the fuck up. You're not on the right meds. And that's another thing. You are saying you're saying because you want to say. Those are thoughts in your head. Being bipolar doesn't just make you a bigot. Right. So very true.

SPEAKER_12:

It just enhances what you want to do.

SPEAKER_13:

It's like people who drink and they're like, oh, I had no controller, didn't know I was gonna go. Yeah, like that's what you did. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_11:

Spread it low and lay it wet.

SPEAKER_02:

I I know if y'all you fucked it up, and then she doubled down on it.

SPEAKER_12:

That's why I stopped. Oh, I said it wrong. He fucked whatever. They know what we meant. It is what it is. No, no, I don't give a shit. I ain't never give a fuck. Well, I ain't got no med, so jump on this rock.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_13:

The get ready was yeah, I mean, good luck to him if he's his uh medication.

SPEAKER_12:

I mean, honestly, I I hope. I'm not happy for him. I just hope that he is helpful. I'm not happy for it. I'm not gonna say I'm happy for it. Well, I'm not sure. I hope it's true because me saying I'm happy for it and it turns out to be some other bullshit, he's on a rant tomorrow, it's like I hope it's true.

SPEAKER_13:

I hope to regulate it.

SPEAKER_12:

Right, like and stay on the right track.

SPEAKER_13:

And stay over there on that track.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah. Just shut the fuck up, basically.

SPEAKER_13:

With me and Nick Minaj.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yo, your girl, Nicki Minaj, they gave her a fake gold fucking. And she was so happy for that.

SPEAKER_13:

She told everybody to kiss her ass when she got her little trumpet, her little Trump gold card. She was like, Well, I got it for free. I got it. And then the White House was like, uh, a crayon color. They was like, we got that out the Monopoly box. That was a baby shot would take home.

SPEAKER_02:

She talked, you know, she's doing all that just to get fucking petty out of jail and shit.

SPEAKER_13:

Nah, bro. Wow. She is like, she has completely crossed the rainbow bridge.

SPEAKER_12:

Like, I don't know if she actually like has ever not been over there.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, that's true. But she's going so hard because she's like now because she like she thought she did something with that gold car.

SPEAKER_13:

She did.

SPEAKER_02:

Like she, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_12:

She's gonna delete her Twitter tomorrow.

SPEAKER_13:

The thing that's hilarious is that she's so she definitely looks like she should be taking the cocktail mask that Kanye taking. She looks like a buffoon because you are the exact person that's being picked up by ice and deported by this man that you supporting. And you up there just shucking and jiving, hooting and hollering all around his shit. But it's Ice gonna pick it up tomorrow and talking about you thought that car was gonna save you.

SPEAKER_12:

But that's like, but that's what I mean, and that's why when some people say like you artists are out here and y'all could be our biggest advocate, and yet you doing buffooner shit like this, because all you're saying is, ha ha ha, fuck all the other people that's getting picked up by ice. Yeah, I got my little fake ass monopoly card. Yeah. Like, what?

SPEAKER_02:

That's crazy. Yo, they double down. Was like, that shit has no value.

SPEAKER_13:

It was like, but we do got the real ones you can buy.

SPEAKER_02:

That shit is free.

SPEAKER_13:

You go with hope. She's getting deported. And the back of her car said, property of Trinidad and Tobago. Yo, for real.

SPEAKER_12:

She's gonna get there at black, mm-mm. No, are you? Yeah, I go back where you came from.

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah. You saw her at the um premiere of the damn Melania movie, and she just wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_12:

Melanie have a movie coming out? Yo, yes. Get the fuck out of here. Yes. What is it called? The memoirs of Melanie Melanie um Melanie.

SPEAKER_13:

It's called Melania.

SPEAKER_12:

Melanie.

SPEAKER_02:

Yo.

SPEAKER_13:

And the whole movie is her only just like, oh, because I just love so much.

SPEAKER_02:

It's about her trying to read.

SPEAKER_09:

She's like, go to her breadfish, burlufish.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh Donald.

SPEAKER_11:

Oh, Donald. Give me baby when I was twins.

SPEAKER_12:

Sit down, Melanie. Sit down, Melanie.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_13:

That's Nikki's people now. All right. But I I I think they said they had like a$40 million budget or something like that for the movie. Like that.

SPEAKER_12:

Wasted money. Wild. Wasted fucking money.

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah. Like this bitch thinks she's Jackie Onassis. Like, what the fuck? Sit down.

SPEAKER_09:

I hate them all. 40 million just for her to try to read the script.

SPEAKER_13:

It's crazy. And all she's doing is reading Michelle Obama's.

SPEAKER_11:

I met beautiful black woman.

SPEAKER_09:

She didn't want to talk about oh shit. I used to go first. But I mean Donald. Donald. I love you, Donald. Barack O Trump. Barack O Trump. Oh shit. Sit your ass down, Melania. Melody.

SPEAKER_02:

Shit. You'll read a book. No. If you can. Silence. Do audio. Read a book in your head. Read an audio book. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_09:

Read an audio book.

SPEAKER_03:

Red feast baloofish.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh shit. Read an audio. Go watch a TV play. Oh shit. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_12:

No pain a scrap.

SPEAKER_13:

Stupid ass.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my God. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13:

Um, there is a nurse who was in a whole lot of trouble. So evidently the Virginia Commonwealth University Health and uh VCU police have launched an investigation after multiple TikTok videos were uh widely circulated online from this said nurse who was encouraging actions against ICE agents. Um she evidently operated this TikTok account under the name Redheaded Wait, Redhead Redemption, which has now been deleted. The account was identified through internal confirmation by an employee at VCU Health Snitch. Um in one of her videos captioned hashtag stay toxic. It focused on her giving advice on dating apps and interactions with federal immigration officers. In the video, she addresses single women directly and suggests that a course of action for them to take involves spiking their drinks. Says single ladies, where these ice guys are going, have a chance to do something, you know, not without risk, but could help the cause for sure. Get on tender, get on hinge, find these guys. They're around. If they're an ice agent, bring some X Lacks and put it into their drink. Get them sick. You know no one's going to die. Just enough to incapacitate them and get them off the streets for the next day. Highly easily deniable.

SPEAKER_03:

She was like, Oh, the single ladies spice the ice drink. Oh, the single lady's spice the ice drink.

SPEAKER_13:

So she was mobilizing the revolution and somebody ratted her out at work.

SPEAKER_12:

Uh huh. An ice supporter.

SPEAKER_13:

And now she has lost her job.

SPEAKER_02:

Um, y'all just gave her more time to be more creative. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_12:

Power to you, redhead redemption.

SPEAKER_02:

Let's go, redhead redemption. These motherfuckers. Is out here is wild, yo. They're ruthless. I would like to say recipes to the guy who tried to save that woman and they they shot that that shot recipes to all three people.

SPEAKER_12:

Was it three? It's been three, right? That have died by the hands of ice.

SPEAKER_13:

It's ridiculous. I think so. Yeah, three.

SPEAKER_12:

Three or four.

SPEAKER_02:

Ridiculous.

SPEAKER_13:

They just had a vigil down at the um Capitol for him. Crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

It's ridiculous. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12:

And you know, these people And the crazy part is you have dipshits and dumbasses out here talking about, oh, you guys, um, you want uh criminals and whatever staying in, but they're not even fucking arresting any criminal criminals. And none of them have been a criminal yet. None. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like, so when you show that, okay, that'll make sense. But yeah, half these people are not even immigrants that have died. The immigrants are the ice agents.

SPEAKER_13:

No, they update family members.

SPEAKER_02:

These half the cabinet is to be deported.

SPEAKER_12:

First of all, the only people that actually belong here is Native Americans.

SPEAKER_02:

For real.

SPEAKER_12:

So all these bitches running around talking about native um immigrant this, immigrant that, you're the fucking rejected immigrants. Girl. Remember that. You want to remember everything else. Remember that. You are the fucking first immigrants here. Hey, uh, that uh Melania needs to get deported deported too.

SPEAKER_02:

Don't forget, she ain't from here. At all. She ain't from here.

SPEAKER_12:

Melanie.

SPEAKER_02:

She can't read English text. Get her ass out of here.

SPEAKER_13:

Imagine Melania, not really her name. They gave her that name so she could uh Slectrophonia. Her name was like Babushka. Yo, Babushka is wild.

SPEAKER_02:

Yo.

SPEAKER_13:

Did you say Svelania?

SPEAKER_02:

Suka Fanushka. That's a real word. I just don't know what it means.

SPEAKER_09:

I don't even want to know how you know that.

SPEAKER_02:

So I had a Russian friend back in the day, and his father used to go ape shit. And he used to yell the boy's name.

SPEAKER_05:

He was like, Suka, Suka Vanu, Shuka.

SPEAKER_02:

We used to be cracking. So that was his name. No. They would he would just yell that. It was I I don't want to say their names, but it was Pietro. Yeah. I don't know. Maxima! Eugene. It was Max and Eugene.

SPEAKER_05:

Maxima!

SPEAKER_02:

Eugene! Suka Valu! I just used to be dying. He told him to wash the dishes. I know. Wipe your ass.

SPEAKER_05:

Eugene.

unknown:

Please.

SPEAKER_12:

Please refer to the thing line. The tagline, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, that'd be good.

SPEAKER_02:

But yo, I was young. I was young as a as a kid. He used to always run out the house. All the hairy ass shoulders. I don't know. Yeah, this shit was crazy. And you always used to call for them.

SPEAKER_13:

What school you went to?

SPEAKER_02:

They was there for like a half second. Cause they was going to the little middle school right next to the projects right there. And then I ain't seen them since. But yeah. Fucking died laughing every time he ran out there and said that shit.

SPEAKER_13:

Why did he have hairy shoulders?

SPEAKER_02:

I have no idea. Like, dude, put a shirt on, bro.

SPEAKER_12:

Wait, just the shoulders was hairy? Like what? Nothing else?

SPEAKER_02:

That nigga had football pads on his fucking shoulders.

SPEAKER_12:

No, wait, what?

SPEAKER_13:

That's fucking.

SPEAKER_02:

It was immune.

SPEAKER_13:

Who was he pre-teen wolf?

SPEAKER_02:

Who the fuck knew? Who the fuck knew?

SPEAKER_03:

He was mid transformation and it stopped.

SPEAKER_04:

What the hell? Just the shoulders?

SPEAKER_02:

I'm lying. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh my god, you.

SPEAKER_11:

Because I'm like, how?

SPEAKER_12:

How? Sway. How? I know. On every nerve I can. So Mr. You're a real man, right? No. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02:

Yo, the no is quick as fuck. That's crazy. That was crazy, yo.

SPEAKER_12:

I got a question. And this is for the guys out there too. You guys can chime in. Is it okay for men to demand princess treatment in their soft man era? Yo, there's a soft man era? No. I was wondering if you that's why I asked. I'm sure I guess there's a soft man. Is there a soft man era? You're the man.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know. I'm just the lady boy. I don't think I got to my soft man era. Everything's soft. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means.

SPEAKER_12:

That means like you want to be a passenger princess. No, I never. What's making that up? I don't know. I have no idea. There's an audio though. Maybe they might explain it better.

SPEAKER_02:

I guess I'm gonna need a woman that will actually treat me like a uh uh to put me in a soft man era.

SPEAKER_12:

Oh, it's uh Yeah, just to hear what um I gotta under I gotta understand what that what that means.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm curious what this means too. Soft man era.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah, when I saw this, I was like, mm, what is that? What I mean, I'm I won't say what is that, because it is some guys out here that's that are in their soft man era.

SPEAKER_07:

Can a man be soft and say, I wanna be pampered in 2026? Can a man be soft and say, I want to be pampered too and still be the head of household? Or does drizzle drizzle mean you've officially handled over the keys?

SPEAKER_01:

Who gonna be the boys? Who's gonna be the boys at this point? Y'all wanna get flowers on dates? That's what I'm saying. What is drizzle drizzle?

SPEAKER_08:

I've never said that in my life until then. Come on, somebody.

SPEAKER_01:

I you know what? I'm actually not even mad at this because I feel like a lot of and let me just let me clarify. I'm not talking to the kings who handle their business and run households and provide and protect. I'm not talking to you, but there's a lot of men out here who have already handed over the keys, it just wasn't a name for it. So now we have a title, and we're gonna start saying, ladies, he's in his soft man era. And if he's in his soft man era, you need to run.

SPEAKER_02:

Period. Real shit. I don't I don't understand. I I handle mine. I handle mine because shit needs to be handled, and I have two boys, and I want them to make sure like a man.

SPEAKER_03:

Can you handle it?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. God damn right I can handle it.

SPEAKER_12:

Oh man, he wasn't talking to me. Yeah, that wasn't that wasn't it too. Oh no, no, no, no. I'm saying that. He was talking uh Svetlana Melanie with the hair show.

SPEAKER_02:

Listen, no, I don't, I don't, I don't agree. I I'm not a soft man era type of dude. Um I would probably never be. I would I I I do expect to be uh every now and then my wife see how hard I'm working and be like, hey, let me I got you. You know what I'm saying? Like you know what I mean like you work so hard. Yeah, let me rub your back or something. Let me just do something. You take care enough.

SPEAKER_12:

Let me scratch your asshole.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey that's disgusting. Scratch your asshole?

SPEAKER_12:

That is you said hey, you must what that?

SPEAKER_02:

Hey it's hairy and cock full of shit. Yo go ahead.

SPEAKER_12:

That is disgusting. Cock full of shit, son. You don't remember that no that comedian shit?

SPEAKER_02:

No. All right, never mind. No, that reference went over your head.

SPEAKER_12:

No, it didn't, and it went in your ass. Because what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02:

Well, your ass is itchy because it's cocked full of shit.

SPEAKER_13:

My flabberry is gasted.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. It's been activated. Yeah, flabbergate.

SPEAKER_04:

He said it's full of shit. Flap full of shit.

SPEAKER_02:

It was a comedy reference. Anyway, anyway. But no.

SPEAKER_03:

Don't use that ever again.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh no, I I don't have a soft man era. I don't think there really is. I don't think it is. I think what they're saying is, you know, do a man would would a man like to be pampered sometimes? Sure. You know, I mean, they will like to be appreciated. Uh, you know, give me a and I don't see nothing wrong with that. Give me a back rub.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah, I don't see nothing wrong with that being in the back.

SPEAKER_02:

Give me a head in the back rub with some oil and I'll be fine.

SPEAKER_12:

It took a turn. It took a turn when he was like, the whole let me hand over the keys, dribble dribble. Like, cause it at first when he started saying it, I was like, well, that just sounds like a metrosexual guy. Like, you know, nothing wrong with a guy wanting to pay for himself. Everybody should do self-care.

SPEAKER_02:

That sounds like that sounds like they're not equally yoked, and he's like, I well, she's not equally yoked, but you're saying that means that means she's she's she's the breadwinner. And because she's a breadwinner, he doesn't mind giving over the keys and saying, hey, you since you're bringing in the bread, I don't mind doing this stuff, and that will bring on the soft man era, I guess.

SPEAKER_12:

But technically, I don't even see so if she's the breadwinner, right? And one, she's not a bitch about being the breadwinner. Right. Okay, because that matters. That's important. That's important. And the husband's or boyfriend, whatever, is not a dick about her being the breadwinner, right? That's where I'm like, okay, that's not technically a soft man's era. That's just a man being a man allowing his woman, it's not like he's not leading.

SPEAKER_01:

No, no, no, I get what you're saying.

SPEAKER_12:

I just wanted to make people understand his point. It's not stopping him from being a leader because he's not bringing in the money, you know what I'm saying? They have a mutual respect where they operate. So it's not like he's taking over her and that whole shit with society, like, oh, this is a woman's thing and this is a man's thing, that's bullshit. If everybody's in a comfortable relationship and they understand what their roles are, or you know, I'm gonna take care of your weakness and you take care of my weakness, and we operate this shit together. No hard feelings, no animosity, no nothing. That's a great fucking relationship. That is still a woman, and that is still a fucking man, or that is still a woman and a woman, or a man and a man. However, people want to look at it. Absolutely. Everybody needs to mind their fucking business when it comes to relationships. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13:

But I think because I think they're just taking that from how when they uh, you know, when the women and they'd be like, oh, you're in your soft girl era because um most of these women out here, they're aggressive, or they're so independent, and they have to pick up the slack from all of these men. Yeah, and now it's time for them to be in a soft girl era and act more feminine woman. And I think that's annoying. People have gotten a little too comfortable with anything that a man does now, they call it sus or zesty or what have you. And so I think that's what they're calling like the soft man era. Yeah, it's bullshit. And I think that it's just kind of bullshit. Right. The only thing I see as a soft man era is if you have a bum who ain't doing shit and taking care of him and you okay doing it because you're stupid.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah, yapping, yapping, yapping, like I don't want to do this because you ain't did it, then that's a soft bitch. Yeah, not a soft man era, that's a soft bitch.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_12:

Let's be clear about that. So, because a man wanting to be pampered should come naturally. It should come naturally. Like, if he's gonna do the same for his woman, then she could do the same for him. Like, there's nothing wrong with that. Like, people need to stop listening to other people have uh opinion about their relationship. Exactly.

SPEAKER_13:

Whatever makes y'all happy in your relationship, do it.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Some head in the back rub is a software error for me. Yeah, oil. And oil.

SPEAKER_12:

How will you want the oil? Do you want her to slob the oil off your knob or like because you didn't really say, I mean, people have their quirks?

SPEAKER_02:

You suck oil? Is that one of your quirks? Don't worry about what I got. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_13:

What kind of oil?

SPEAKER_12:

It depends.

SPEAKER_02:

Johnson and Johnson.

SPEAKER_13:

Wesson?

SPEAKER_02:

Wesson. Wesson. Extra virgin.

SPEAKER_03:

Marjorie. Shit.

SPEAKER_09:

Like, let me fry this chicken after I suppose it's garlic and herb but that'll be extra special.

SPEAKER_02:

You can fry some chicken after the head. Oh.

SPEAKER_03:

Back flap activated.

SPEAKER_13:

Yo, shit. Anyway. So did y'all see that Don Lemon um was taken into custody?

SPEAKER_02:

Let's go, Don Lemon, man.

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah, that was crazy. So he was taken into custody by federal agents while he was covering the Grammy Awards. Um he sent out now, but the Justice Department had promised to pursue charges against him. Um, a judge had rejected federal prosecutors' bid to charge him after he conducted interviews during a protest inside a Minnesota church, after it was alleged a local official with ICE served there as a pastor. Don't attorney said that instead of investigating the federal agents who killed two peaceful Minnesota protesters, the Trump's Justice Department is devoting its time, attention, and resources to this arrest. And that is the real indictment of wrongdoing in this case. So it just is very it's very telling. I think he's out on bail now, right? I think he's out on release. Um and you know, now you know Nicki Minaj is beefing with him.

SPEAKER_12:

She'd been beefing with him before that.

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah, but yeah, now she's ramped up, you know, all her um homophobic slurs.

SPEAKER_12:

So which how it conveniently happened after her uh her plastic card, she received her plastic card.

SPEAKER_13:

It's just crazy that this president is so involved in the entertainment. Yeah, I was gonna say I can't even say he lowers himself down to that level because he's always been there. You know, but the things that he focuses on or the people he focuses on, it's so wild to me.

SPEAKER_12:

He's like it's like the Housewives of the White House. It's a rela it's a reality TV show at that time.

SPEAKER_13:

That's why I'm telling you, I said it from the beginning that even like the whole Jesse Smollett stuff, I was like, that was Trump. Justy Smullet and Trump were beefing at that time. He started speaking out very, very loudly about Trump. He made a whole song about him, everything. And Trump was always bashing him and he hated him, and then magically that shit happened and his career tanked, and everybody turned on him. And I was like, But we always quickly turn on our own people. And why all of a sudden people just naturally not believe in the Chicago Police Department because he's gay if they aren't corrupt. No, for real.

SPEAKER_12:

Because Jesse Smellett was gay. It's just wild, it was wild to me. Because if you think about it, if he wasn't gay, do you think it would have had the big old blow up like it did?

SPEAKER_13:

If it was Jay-Z that came out with that story, and things didn't add up a hundred percent, people still would not have turned their back on Jay-Z the way that they did Jesse. Yep. But yeah, it's just funny that this man focuses so much on trying to bring down these people. Look how he did like Jimmy Kimmel. Like focusing on trying to get people fired, like these people that why why is that your focus? He's a toddler, so in a tantrum. The president of the United States of America. Like, what the hell? Melania's training him.

SPEAKER_12:

Melanie.

SPEAKER_02:

That's his tutor.

SPEAKER_12:

Melanie. On brighter news though, do you guys believe that, you know, speculation going around that Idris is um Let's go gonna be uh Black Panther? Black Panther. I think that is so funny.

SPEAKER_13:

I don't think it's uh they've been floating that room around for a while.

SPEAKER_12:

But I'm with it if it's if it's if it's like the sun.

SPEAKER_02:

Because if he bees if he's like the son that's grown up, I I kind of I like him too. I respect the role.

SPEAKER_13:

If they break, oh, he's the Black Panther from one of the other uh universes. He can't be the son because the sun's too young. Yeah, but if they do like a flash forward and he's grown up and all of the people that we've already seen, the young ones, they would have to age them somehow.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, very true. I mean, I'm I'm with it if it's true, but if even if he's like a what do they call him? Uh a variant, I'll take it. Right, that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_12:

Like yeah, yeah, either way, I'm excited for that. Yeah, like I'm I'm excited for him. This I think that's big for him.

SPEAKER_02:

Let's go. I just uh there's other um and uh black actors that I've got been seen together again. So for him. I mean What'd you say? Lori Harvey and him been seen together again, so maybe it's true. He he's she he's about to get to I mean I'm not saying that she's back around because of that, but I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_13:

No, I love dancing Aegis. Yeah, um, but I actually there's some other black actors I would like to see as Black Panther. Oh, give me a give me a Toronte Rhodes. Oh yeah, the very true.

SPEAKER_12:

Who's that? You know I don't know names. What he playing. I'll show you the picture and you'll be like, uh Yeah, because names don't mean shit.

SPEAKER_02:

I want I want uh Terrence Mang.

SPEAKER_12:

Get out of here. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_02:

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_12:

Get out of here.

SPEAKER_02:

Black Panther Man.

SPEAKER_13:

Get out of here. I think people look at um Damsom as because he looks similar to Chatham. Yeah, yeah, that's why I think that's why people are like, oh yeah, he'll make a black one because they want to see Chad with Bozeman again. We all miss him. I miss him.

SPEAKER_02:

How bad you miss him? Really bad. His back flap flap.

SPEAKER_13:

Whoa, really?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, because that's I remember your reaction when you heard bro Boseman die.

SPEAKER_12:

You ain't gotta. Yo, she was disrespectful. She was like, yeah, yeah. She was disrespectful. That's not what I did. What you do? I did not do that. You didn't do anything.

SPEAKER_13:

That's Trevante Rhodes.

SPEAKER_12:

Oh, okay, okay. Moonlight guy.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't see it. Oh, I see it. I'm talking about the character.

SPEAKER_13:

You get on my nerves.

SPEAKER_02:

All right. What's next? Oh I don't want to say her name wrong.

SPEAKER_12:

Shikari. Shikari. Shikari Richardson. Yeah. For the love of speed, girl. Slow down. 104 miles per hour is crazy.

SPEAKER_05:

I mean, she likes speed. She's a racist. But she wasn't the only one.

SPEAKER_12:

Um it was another um. You know what I don't like about that though? He got arrested too for for speed. You know what I don't like about that?

SPEAKER_02:

Um Sprinter?

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh. It's that she, you know, uh, you know, hey, I'm Shikari. You know, don't please don't uh you know, I I I don't like that per se. Only because it's like you could just be like, all right, it's my fault. My bad. I didn't mean to. Um whatever. Like, you know what I mean? Talk it out that way, just other than try to beg and plead to not get a ticket. Using your uh your your name, your fame, and shit like that. Hey, just just like yo, take accountability first. Jesus Christ. Was your back flap activated? Yeah, yeah. But yeah, but yeah, it's I mean, you be accountable first before you start begging for not to get ticketed or something like that. You know what I mean? Right.

SPEAKER_13:

But just what's funny to me is when you have to say I'm so-and-so, or don't you know who I am?

SPEAKER_02:

Because it's like that bad. Yeah, for real. Like, I hate when they do that. Like, you know, the other little black girls.

SPEAKER_12:

Right, but even still, even still, like, what makes you above the law just because you could run?

SPEAKER_13:

Right.

SPEAKER_12:

Like she should have got off the ran. Then she would have got shot in the back.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_12:

She could have dodged the bullet.

SPEAKER_02:

No. I and I really like her. Like, I I think she's a great athlete. I just I just I I just looked at it like at least take accountability first before trying to use your status.

SPEAKER_12:

Like, please don't, you know, I mean, even though Just because people good at what they do don't mean they're good people.

SPEAKER_02:

Very true. That's true. Very true. But yeah. But she's out. I I mean she she ain't really go do anything.

SPEAKER_12:

Like, I do be rooting for her because, you know, I'm always gonna root for us. But come on, do better.

SPEAKER_02:

They didn't give her a ticket, they took her into custody. Like they arrested her.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah, they arrested her.

SPEAKER_02:

Right? So, but she's she's out, I guess she bind out her or whatever. So, you know, I'm happy for her that it wasn't do better, y'all. Yeah, it's just you know, take accountability a little bit. That's it.

SPEAKER_13:

So, Mr. Found this story that I thought was um really interesting.

SPEAKER_02:

When you giggle after that shit, it just I just know it's some bullshit. No, it's not. So see the giggle?

SPEAKER_13:

There's a social media platform for AI bots called Moltbook that's just watched. No. So humans are free to observe but not participate. Oh my god. The AI bots are already talking about using their own language so that the humans do not understand what they're talking about on this social media platform.

SPEAKER_02:

It's artificial intelligence. They're fat they're learning. What do what the fuck did you expect?

SPEAKER_12:

So wait, wait, wait. Just backtrack so I can understand. They are creating a social media for the AI.

SPEAKER_13:

No, there is one already. There is one. It's called Moat Book. Yep.

SPEAKER_12:

So that they can interact with each other. Yes.

SPEAKER_13:

Matrix. And humans are allowed to go on a platform and just like view, but you can't um And they were like, we want our privacy, so we can. Know how to turn your motherfuckers into batteries. So now they're they've been talking to each other about making a language that humans can't understand what they're talking about. What would you possibly need to talk about that you want hidden as an AI? Terminator. I know. And I looked it up. It's real, it's real.

SPEAKER_02:

It's a moat book, yeah.

SPEAKER_12:

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep.

SPEAKER_12:

That's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

We're humans are the dumbest people on the fucking earth. We are. We are destined to cause our own destruction. We are.

SPEAKER_12:

Why you think the angels was envy of us? Like they probably was looking down like these dumbasses, and and this is what you want, Lord? Go ahead and say some shit. Go ahead. Nah, go ahead.

unknown:

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02:

Nope.

SPEAKER_12:

Say it with your chest, nigga.

SPEAKER_13:

And not your hairy shoulders. What were you gonna say though?

SPEAKER_03:

Let's dive deep.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm about to dive in.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I I humans just humans. Yep. That's it. That is it. Melanie. Yeah. You finished pouring the rest of your toxic?

SPEAKER_03:

It's just regular juice. No.

unknown:

I'm thirsty.

SPEAKER_02:

Did you say you're toxic? Toxic. That looked fucking thirst quenching, though. It is. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_12:

That's why I went back for more. I didn't know it was gonna pour so loud.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, you're pouring it from the ceiling, yeah.

SPEAKER_12:

You're gonna leave me alone.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_12:

Real quick, let's just have a moment of silence. Oh yes. Katherine O'Hara.

SPEAKER_02:

Yes, the lady who left her son home alone twice.

SPEAKER_12:

And Damar Wilson from Sanford and Sun.

SPEAKER_02:

Who? The older guy?

SPEAKER_12:

The son.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12:

He passed.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh. Moment of silence. Alright. You getting on my nerves. All of them. Oh, that was a Dale chick. Dale! Yeah. Yeah. She had a nice little uh little figure when she was doing that little Dale song. She she when she was winding up and did a little circle. I wonder what it looked like now. I know.

SPEAKER_12:

The same.

SPEAKER_02:

Look like dirt and six feet under. That's horrible. Oh, that's you know it was. Shut the fuck up. You ain't getting a shit. That's my naive. Oh no. Yeah. I didn't realize.

SPEAKER_13:

I'll take classes.

SPEAKER_02:

Macaulay Calkin was really uh taken back about her death too. He spoke out. That was his mother. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12:

That left him.

SPEAKER_02:

Because you know, Macaulay Calkin, his parents is having a big thing when he was young. So so Macaulay Carkin.

SPEAKER_10:

What you say?

SPEAKER_02:

Then wasn't Macaulay Carkin kind of going through a thing with his parents when he was younger?

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

And so that was technically, you know, you know, she was his mom? His real mom. Well not real mom, but like I think he like latched onto her as a mom, you know what I mean? So she was supple. Yes. Wow.

unknown:

Wow.

SPEAKER_10:

Wow.

SPEAKER_13:

Wow. Yeah. So rest in peace.

SPEAKER_03:

Y'all see Yale offer a free tour. What? Yeah, let's offer a free toast.

SPEAKER_02:

Yo, rest in peace.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_12:

Yale.

SPEAKER_02:

Yale.

SPEAKER_12:

At the University of Yale.

SPEAKER_13:

The University of Yale.

SPEAKER_12:

Yale University? Yo.

SPEAKER_13:

Yell.

SPEAKER_12:

Yo. Nope. How about that? Yale University. Okay, Gail. Yale University.

SPEAKER_02:

That's where Gail went to be an astronaut.

SPEAKER_12:

Tuition to families making less than 200K per year. Oh, that's me.

SPEAKER_02:

Let's go. Let's go. Yeah, we're going to the Ivory League school just to be dumb. They're going to offer all these people to come in. Their curriculum is out of this fucking world.

SPEAKER_12:

Oh my God. Well, no, I'm sure they still have to do the whole admissions thing to see if they qualify.

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12:

They're not just going to be like anybody could get in here.

SPEAKER_13:

Is it certain degrees or is it certain like that?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, shout out Riley Fox who go to Yale. He plays D1. There. Shout out to you. My son played basketball against him.

SPEAKER_12:

It doesn't say.

SPEAKER_13:

Mm-mm. So it's like I could go and get my master's.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I'm saying.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

That's because that's what I was thinking. I was going to go get my master's. And I can get it from Yale. That's prestigious cool. Like, that's a good little look.

SPEAKER_12:

So this is Yale previously waived all expected costs for students from families earning less than$75,000 a year. By raising the limit to$100,000.

SPEAKER_02:

That's a dramatically different number.

SPEAKER_12:

The university said nearly half of American households with children ages 6 to 12 will qualify. I meant 6 to 17. I don't know where I got to.

SPEAKER_02:

6 to 12.

SPEAKER_12:

You're going to college at Yale at 12?

SPEAKER_13:

Well, there are some.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I mean, it ain't us.

SPEAKER_12:

Oh, that's not true.

SPEAKER_02:

That's not true. That is not true.

SPEAKER_12:

It said it will completely cover all expenses, including tuition, room and board for families earning up to$100,000. Those with incomes between$100,000 and$200,000 will receive financial aid packages that meet or exceed tuition cost. That's good.

SPEAKER_13:

So strategic investment is central to our mission to be.

SPEAKER_12:

Oh, we don't cover the labs. Yo. Probably. You know, there's always a fucking fine line.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm not mad at that, though. I'm not the I'm happy that Yale is gonna do that. That's dope.

SPEAKER_13:

I mean, uh and they Yale gets enough money to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I mean, they're in New Haven, so you gotta duck them bullets, but yeah, you'd be all right.

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah, but you can get a nice slice of pizza.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, a very good slice of pizza with a 44 magnum shell in it. Stop it. All right, man. Yeah, bro. The duct them bullets is wild. Yo, yeah, but yeah, I I would definitely yo, stop. Race Pepperonian bullets.

SPEAKER_13:

That's where they got Swiss cheese. Bullet?

SPEAKER_02:

No, if you're interested, yeah, really look into that. Um yellow is a really prestigious school, and and you get a lot of opportunities with that type of school. So yeah.

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah, I'm not gonna waste my time. I'm just gonna go and infiltrate this AI uh social media platform.

SPEAKER_02:

Tell me how to tell me how to win in this world.

SPEAKER_12:

Just ask Jat GPT, but like what they said.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know who Jet is.

SPEAKER_12:

I said chat.

SPEAKER_02:

You said his cousin.

SPEAKER_09:

She's Melanie Jet.

SPEAKER_02:

Come here, Jet. Not one your favorite part of the show. Oh oh shit. I'm having it.

SPEAKER_00:

Pull off stems, the wall got the ball, run out. And tell the friend drop the gem on back in the house once again. Let the life down a glance and guns and out demo gap. Like a big send, pull off stems, the wall rock the ball run out. And tell the friend drop a gem on him.

SPEAKER_02:

Well so actually I had a question that I should have wrote written down. Um, so I got one. It says Don't be upset with the results you didn't get from the work you didn't do. How many people go to work with people? Oh my god. I'm sorry, I just seen this. Yo, look at that.

SPEAKER_12:

Look at that.

SPEAKER_02:

That's a mean rare.

SPEAKER_12:

A rare, wow.

SPEAKER_02:

So yeah, I'm not gonna get any uh good uh gems, because I didn't really look for them.

SPEAKER_13:

So I thought you just was reading one.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but that was that was garbage. Oh, here it says rumors can make you hate innocent people and love the hypocrites. Be wise. How do you feel about that?

SPEAKER_12:

That's only if you really listen to rumors though, which a lot of people do.

SPEAKER_13:

I think that there's a lot of truth to that. Yeah, because that happens all the time. People are so weak minded. Yeah, but I think that it has less to do with the rumors and more to do with the fact that if someone is easily um influenced based off of a rumor to turn on you, they already was considering that in the first place. They already had some deep down feelings because if you don't want to have a conversation with this person to find out if the rumor's true and you just believe in the rumor, you didn't give a shit.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh, Valentine's Day is coming up. Um, is this a serious day still for people? Or nah?

SPEAKER_13:

I think so. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Why?

SPEAKER_13:

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02:

Like is it important for people who've been in relationships for over 20 years?

SPEAKER_12:

I think it's important if you want it to be important. If you love that person, why not?

SPEAKER_02:

Why why wouldn't Valentine's Day be Especially if they they don't really they don't really care for it either?

SPEAKER_12:

Well I I think if y'all mutually don't care for it, then I'm shouldn't be an issue.

SPEAKER_02:

Now what if one does and one don't?

SPEAKER_12:

Then y'all need some questions, some answers. Uh questions answered. Oh my god. Wow.

SPEAKER_13:

I'm gonna stop talking. I mean But there's you're gonna have things like that in a relationship anyway. All the time. You're not always going to like the same thing or or whatever. But if your significant other likes Valentine's Day and you don't care for it, is it gonna kill you to do something for them?

SPEAKER_09:

Or are you gonna be like, I don't like it, I'm not gonna do anything.

SPEAKER_02:

So somebody said somebody said uh Valentine's Day isn't for people in situationships. Uh please wait until April 1st for that.

SPEAKER_10:

April 1st.

SPEAKER_13:

April 1st. Oh, that is it. That's so funny. Yo. Okay, that's my gym. That's the one. Huh? I said that sounds like somebody that was hurt. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but I didn't I didn't search for good gyms today, so that that was horrible.

SPEAKER_00:

Drop a gym on them.

SPEAKER_02:

But everything's about Valentine's Day anyway, so it was like, yeah. Love you, baby.

SPEAKER_13:

Do you like Valentine's Day?

SPEAKER_02:

See, my wife, my wife doesn't I I don't know how to she doesn't expect like things like that, but it's nice for her to get type thing. And it doesn't really need to fall on Valentine's Day. So it's just like just if you love me, just at times show me you love me. Yeah. You know what I mean? Valentine's Day is just a day, uh I think. You know what I mean? So I was like, alright, cool. I like a rabid. But in my sophomore era, I want some shit from the What about you?

SPEAKER_13:

What?

SPEAKER_02:

Are you a Valentine's person?

SPEAKER_13:

If my you, not a them. No, if you you mean accepting it or doing something for it? Either. Yeah, I do. Yeah. But I'm not like, oh my god, it's Valentine's Day. I gotta make sure I get like not like that. But yeah, it's nice to get something or be recognized if that person wants to do it. Or yeah, I've done it.

SPEAKER_02:

Does it matter if they do it all the time? Would that day matter still?

SPEAKER_13:

Like if no, I don't hold that day as like a oh you you missed it.

SPEAKER_02:

I can't believe you. Yeah, like no. Like, no. You blew my butt flap the other day. I don't have to worry about what right? The 14th doesn't matter because the 13th, you going crazy.

SPEAKER_13:

Is that all Valentine's Day is about for you?

SPEAKER_02:

I think that's first of all, I don't want my wife to try to give me butt on Valentine's Day.

SPEAKER_13:

I think that's weird.

SPEAKER_02:

I think I hate that.

SPEAKER_13:

If that's the gift, but I honestly think it's weird to do that for any celebration, like a birthday or Christmas or whatever. Like, why is that a gift? Yeah. Right. Yeah. I think that's a um a cop out. Yeah, for real.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. So my my thing is again, I said this before, and I learned this from uh my my friend's father, who was just like, if you're gonna give me something, give me something I can't afford. So it's like I don't if you can't give me a if you can't give me a gift like that, don't even I'm cool if you don't give me nothing. Because if I could get it, then except flowers at the barbershop.

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02:

You get flowers from the barbershop. You don't love me, yo.

SPEAKER_13:

Aww.

SPEAKER_02:

Come on. That shit got ticks and and shit in it. You don't know where them flowers came from.

SPEAKER_12:

He ain't say get flowers from the barbershop. He said you getting flowers at the barbershop.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh.

SPEAKER_12:

I don't know where you what you heard.

SPEAKER_02:

You got flowers from the barbershop with it?

SPEAKER_13:

Yeah, it did. We had on one of the other episodes.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah, it did. I have no idea. Anyway, how y'all like gifts? You like gifts?

SPEAKER_12:

Because y'all just act like I don't have no relationship over here. Nobody wanna ask you. I'll just be ignoring. I'm like, no, I like gifts. I like gifts. But nobody asked me over here.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I was coming to you. I was coming to you. No, you wasn't. Yes, I was. You just moved on. No, I didn't. You did. I was trying to figure out this barbershop shit. But anyway, how about you on Valentine's Day? Did Valentine's Day matter to you?

SPEAKER_12:

Um not really. Um, I like to like get my kids candy and shit, like stuff like that or whatever.

SPEAKER_13:

Do you get your husband something on Valentine's Day?

SPEAKER_12:

No, because he don't care.

unknown:

Oh.

SPEAKER_02:

That that's not true. He has to care. He don't care really.

SPEAKER_04:

Because I'm looking at him like, that's not true. Seriously?

SPEAKER_12:

You don't you don't care at all? Like, he never made it a thing to like.

SPEAKER_13:

Do you make it a thing to on your?

SPEAKER_12:

I don't either, no. No. No.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, so y'all move mutually in the same boat.

SPEAKER_12:

The only reason why I don't is because nobody's really ever made a fuss over me. So it's like when it happens, it's weird to me. So I don't know. Out there that it's like, oh yeah, I need that. I like it, but it's yeah, it's not something I'm used to, should I say?

SPEAKER_13:

No, I've celebrated Valentine's Day in my relationships, but I don't hold any relationships.

SPEAKER_02:

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_13:

I'm sorry, go ahead. It's because I value my body. You just pump and go. You call me a gas station.

SPEAKER_12:

So the question is is it premium unleaded or so?

SPEAKER_02:

You don't like pump and go, you like pump and stay.

SPEAKER_12:

Who don't like pump and stay?

SPEAKER_02:

People get pregnant.

SPEAKER_13:

No, that's pump and grow. And that's our gym. And Pilol Sam.

SPEAKER_09:

Hey, yeah.

SPEAKER_12:

Anyway. That's Pump and Grow.

SPEAKER_02:

Any last words for our peoples out there, our plus ones?

SPEAKER_12:

Yes, go get your tickets to Pink Nick. I love you, Donald.

SPEAKER_02:

Melania, go read a Melanie. Oh, alright, whatever. Thank you for joining us, and we out of here.

SPEAKER_12:

See y'all next Wednesday.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my God. Hold on. Before we do that.

SPEAKER_12:

Uh-uh. After I made that noise, you're gonna stop it.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep. You full of shit. Okay, now we can go.

unknown:

Wow. Wow.

SPEAKER_06:

You need to know how.

SPEAKER_12:

Later, y'all with it. Look.

SPEAKER_06:

Look, jig like I got headphones. You know the pill strong. Look, we can pop them back to back. I'm on my headbone. Plushing on my breadload. Look, we just open shop, look, post it right front of the club with a bag of. Make the club jig again. Look up like a bobby pin. It's floating in the wind, rollin' out the precat. Nigga, better watch they step. Don't play me to the level. Let them bullets come in three. AI up in hill. Nigga, I get to get l

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