Episode 20: WE WENT VIRAL!!!

A dog wearing an ankle monitor. A condemned house crawling with hundreds of rats. A startup taking six-figure deposits for a “first hotel on the moon.” We take a joyride through the week’s wildest headlines, then slow down for real talk about accountability, mental health, money, and what it means to show up for your people.

We kick off celebrating a viral moment and surviving a deep freeze before spotlighting Pinknic and why we’re setting up a tent again this year. From there, the stories escalate: the almost-clever fugitive who strapped a GPS monitor to a wandering dog, the Long Island rat rescue that reveals how quickly compassion pivots to animals over humans, and a moon hotel pitch that invites equal parts wonder and side-eye. If you’ve ever questioned tech hype, medical screenings for space tourists, or how a dome fails safely, you’ll feel seen.

The culture beat gets sharper when Kanye’s latest apology hits our feeds. We unpack meds, intent, and responsibility—why mental health explains but doesn’t excuse. Then we pivot to Nicki Minaj’s “gold card” moment and the bigger question of celebrity leverage: who benefits and who pays. We also flag an AI-only social platform where bots talk in their own language, raising privacy and safety concerns humans aren’t ready for. Bright spot: Yale expands tuition support, a serious boost for access and upward mobility.

In one of the episode’s most grounded segments, we wrestle with the “soft man era.” Is it wrong for men to want pampering and gentleness while still leading at home? We argue for mutual care, shared roles, and ditching internet labels for real agreements. We also talk Sha’Carri Richardson’s speeding arrest as a reminder that excellence doesn’t trump accountability, then close with quick gems on rumor culture and Valentine’s Day: prioritize alignment over performance, and make gestures that actually mean something.

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Transcript

Viral Welcome And Winter Banter

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Welcome to the table. The opinions of this podcast are for entertainment purposes only.

SPEAKER_13 0:06

Our thoughts and views are not to be taken personally. It is not that serious.

SPEAKER_12 0:11

We are trained professionals at being regular ass people. Regular people. If you can't take what we're serving, this is not the table for you. Reservation denied.

SPEAKER_02 0:21

Enjoy the show. Getting up for the show. Hey yeah. Welcome back to the table. Welcome back, guys. If you heard this song and you seen the video, we are viral. Yeah. Oh yeah. Almost 300,000 views. 38k likes and shares.

SPEAKER_06 0:54

Love it.

SPEAKER_02 1:03

David for three is in the building. How's everybody doing out there? Hope y'all is surviving this cold. It is cold outside. It'll lock down the state for two days. Hope y'all enjoy your extra little vacation. Thank you for joining us.

SPEAKER_06 1:23

What's going on?

SPEAKER_12 1:26

Oh. And you washed your asses.

SPEAKER_02 1:29

Man, it's cold out there, y'all. Look, I hope y'all sit stay safe, stay warm, stay inside, unless you gotta get to work. Uh drive safely. Roads out there. Once they plow properly, then you're good. Um what's good on guys?

SPEAKER_12 1:48

I'm so confused. I just got caught. Never mind.

SPEAKER_02 1:51

What?

SPEAKER_12 1:52

What's wrong, little boy? What Pinocchio, what happened?

SPEAKER_03 1:59

My balls just dropped.

SPEAKER_02 2:03

Shouldn't you sound like this then? My balls.

SPEAKER_03 2:08

Didn't ball that they didn't ball that far.

SPEAKER_02 2:10

They didn't ball that far.

SPEAKER_10 2:13

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

Uh welcome back to the Who turned on my TV? What the hell? Oh my god. So if you're new to the show, I am Mister.

SPEAKER_12 2:25

I am that boy Nene.

SPEAKER_02 2:27

And I am Flapjack with Flapjack. You were showing Anthony. And we are viral. So just we are viral. Yeah, we are viral.

SPEAKER_13 2:44

Um table for sound like you said it different. It went viral for three.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

Um how was it that was you? No. How was everybody's uh weekend so far?

SPEAKER_12 2:58

Um it cold. It cold. It is cold. Yeah, it's been cold as a I need summer to come back ASAP.

SPEAKER_13 3:06

I ain't even gonna lie. It's been cold as soon as I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_02 3:08

It was nine degrees the other day in the morning.

SPEAKER_13 3:10

I know.

SPEAKER_02 3:11

And the wind chill factor is like making it even worse.

SPEAKER_13 3:14

And I was nervous because I was being lazy the night before, and I knew I needed gas. And I didn't put gas in the car. I forgot how little gas I had in there. Oh, I was struggling, so you can't make a car.

SPEAKER_12 3:27

I was like, oh my god. I even go hold you, that's my car right now.

SPEAKER_02 3:32

Really?

SPEAKER_12 3:32

Empty as shit.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_13 3:36

I was like, I hope there's no water in this guy.

SPEAKER_02 3:39

No.

SPEAKER_12 3:40

Listen, I end up That'd be the shit right there.

SPEAKER_02 3:44

I end up finding a time to get my car washed. I just I can't stand with all that certain like um salt and grime and shit.

SPEAKER_13 3:51

I hate it too, but I hate washing my car in the winter because as soon as you drive out, it's dirty again. It's dirty again.

SPEAKER_12 3:56

I wash my car in like two years. Oh, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 4:03

Two years.

SPEAKER_13 4:04

Two years.

SPEAKER_02 4:06

Vacuum the inside at least?

SPEAKER_13 4:08

Oh, you're not gonna bathe your baby.

SPEAKER_12 4:11

She got a she got a every three-year schedule. Uh your car's a girl. Shower schedule.

SPEAKER_13 4:16

Three years. Yeah. Your car is a female. What's their pronounce? Dirt teeth.

SPEAKER_12 4:25

Dirt scum. Filthy.

SPEAKER_02 4:29

Yo, filthy. Yeah. Um she white. Well, she was. So y'all stayed in over. She one of them dirty whites.

SPEAKER_12 4:41

No.

SPEAKER_02 4:41

No, she. It's a dirty white car.

SPEAKER_12 4:45

What? What? We went somewhere else with that. Oh. What you said then coincide. I thought you were talking about your car. We were. Alright. It's a dirty white car.

SPEAKER_02 4:59

No?

SPEAKER_12 5:00

So guess what, guys?

SPEAKER_02 5:02

Yes.

SPEAKER_12 5:02

Pinknic is coming back.

SPEAKER_02 5:04

Okay. Oh, yes. Get the applause for that.

SPEAKER_12 5:07

If you guys missed it last year.

SPEAKER_02 5:11

That was a quick applause.

SPEAKER_12 5:12

It was. It was like, yay. If you guys missed it last year, it was a time to be had, and y'all need to come out this year.

SPEAKER_02 5:20

It really was a really, really, really. Get the shit out, man. God damn. It really was a good time.

SPEAKER_12 5:27

If you have the time, go on uh Instagram and look up Gorgeous Girls LLC. Um tickets go on sale um tomorrow, actually.

SPEAKER_02 5:38

What's tomorrow?

SPEAKER_12 5:39

The first sun the first of February, yeah. Sunday.

SPEAKER_02 5:42

Sunday, all right. Um do it over.

SPEAKER_09 5:52

Um why are you telling me here? I think she went take that out. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:01

Sorry. She's like, what you want me to do? So tickets.

SPEAKER_09 6:07

She's like, director, we doing video.

SPEAKER_12 6:16

Oh my god, it's the liquor. Um you the only one that drank. I know. Talk about me. Oh my god. So it tickets go on sale February 1st. It's a Sunday um at 10 a.m. The actual event is Sunday, June 7th, this year, and it will be held 2 to 7 at John J. Mitchell Fairgrounds.

SPEAKER_02 6:39

So by the time they're here, this will be a couple days after the first. It'll be the third one.

SPEAKER_12 6:51

Tickets are on sale right now. And the funny thing, I'm keeping all this shit in. No, you're not.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

This shit is fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_12 7:03

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_02 7:07

Tickets on sale now. Go to the picnic. Are we are we going back? What? We going back, right?

SPEAKER_13 7:18

I believe we are gonna um make our presence known again. Yeah, why wouldn't we? We're gonna have a booth. Last year was at Bushano Park. We're not having a booth, we having a tent.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

Oh, yeah, definitely. A booth. Booth tent. Yeah, because everybody brought their like living room for furniture.

SPEAKER_12 7:34

No, seriously, they back, they backed uh yard patio.

SPEAKER_02 7:38

Yo, get it out, girl.

SPEAKER_12 7:39

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_13 7:41

We're gonna have to hire movers because Yeah, that shit was crazy.

SPEAKER_12 7:44

Well, it's not at the busheneau this time. I don't know what this is. I don't know how far. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

When is it actually when is the event actually taking place? June 7th. Oh, June. Oh, yeah. We there. We there.

SPEAKER_12 7:56

June 7th, 2 to 7th.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

2 to 7th, bet. But it's not at the bushino, so they're gonna have another spot for it.

SPEAKER_12 8:01

It's in South Florida. It's at um John J. Mitchell Fairground.

SPEAKER_02 8:05

John J. Mitchell.

SPEAKER_13 8:07

I I don't ever think we been there before? I've only been to um John Jacob Jingle Hyper School. It was so quick.

SPEAKER_12 8:17

So quick.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

And you said it without even fucking up the name.

SPEAKER_12 8:23

He did so quick.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

No, but if you see that mouth do.

Pinknic Announcement And Event Plans

SPEAKER_12 8:28

If you guys haven't attended the last one, I had to just pass that. Yo, we this intro is crazy. Please just, you know, show up. Support the cause. Come hang out with us. Pull up in our tent. Pull up. Just chill with us, you know.

SPEAKER_02 8:48

Don't put well, hopefully we end the tent.

SPEAKER_12 8:51

Bring some snacks and some fruit.

SPEAKER_02 8:55

Snacks and some fruit?

SPEAKER_12 8:56

Yeah, for you. What? For their favorite uh podcast. Why they bring a fruit for us? You want snacks and fruits? Why you had to just just anyway. So how was your week?

SPEAKER_13 9:07

My week wasn't bad, actually. Oh my god. Besides it being cold, besides the um the big ass storm we had. I worked from home a couple days, so that was nice. Um but otherwise it was pretty uneventful.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

Yeah, they shut the state down, so I didn't have to go to work um on Monday.

SPEAKER_13 9:26

Did you ever?

SPEAKER_02 9:27

Um look. It was a three-day work week for me. So it was cool. I was cool with it.

SPEAKER_13 9:32

Why was this week your normal Friday off?

SPEAKER_02 9:35

Yeah, my normal Friday off, so I take it. You can miraculously have next Friday off. And and Friday. I know. I mean, in February, it's such a short month, and we got like I got like five days off because of the holidays and my Friday off.

SPEAKER_13 9:50

So I got like a Yeah, because tomorrow the end of the month.

SPEAKER_02 9:52

Yeah, yeah, technically. Tomorrow's Thursday, but so the end of the month is tomorrow. Hey, yeah. At the time of this recording, tomorrow is Sunday. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_12 10:11

Oh, why you couldn't do that for me?

SPEAKER_02 10:16

At the time of this recording, the pink nick, tickets go on sale tomorrow.

SPEAKER_13 10:21

No, we already said tickets was on sale.

SPEAKER_02 10:24

Yeah, I know. I know.

SPEAKER_12 10:28

What?

SPEAKER_02 10:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_12 10:30

You know, sometimes I just want to fight him. I promise. I I just did.

SPEAKER_02 10:36

She's gonna throw me over the couch like the dummy I did in that video. All right, what's going on in the world today?

SPEAKER_13 10:48

We got dogs getting arrested potentially. What?

SPEAKER_02 10:53

Yo, you see how I looked at you? I know you. No, seriously? No.

SPEAKER_13 10:58

Well, dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_02 10:59

Because I'm like, ice is just picking up anybody.

SPEAKER_13 11:01

So I know. So um there's a man currently on the run um in Albany County, New York, and reportedly they discovered that his court-ordered GPS ankle monitor was attached to a dog instead of his ankle. Yo, yo. Smart man. Very smart. So evidently a woman found a dog roaming um alone in the area, and she was concerned for his safety, so she took the dog to a nearby vet clinic. And during their examination, um, the staff there found that on the dog's collar there was a GPS ankle um bracelet attached to it. Um, the vet employees contacted the local police department, um, and then they coordinated with the county uh Albany County probation to find the source of who the uh ankle bracelet belonged to. And officials later confirmed that the monitor belonged to Lamont Holmes, who had been charged with felony possession of a loaded weapon. You almost got away. Holmes had previously been released from custody under court order supervision, which required him to wear the GPS ankle bracelet as a condition of his release. Authorities say that the device was removed without authorization and placed on the dog's collar, violating the terms of his release. If Lamont is smart, he would have left the dog here.

SPEAKER_12 12:32

No, no, no, no, no. For him to do that, it'd be pointless that you stayed in the States.

SPEAKER_13 13:03

Well, it was stupid for him to allow the dog to be in a place where it could just roam around. Right.

SPEAKER_12 13:10

Or technically he probably maybe it wasn't his dog.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

He just was like, No, what I'm saying is if you were like restricted to your household, leave the dog in the house. Leave the dog in the house, roaming around.

SPEAKER_12 13:20

But see, but the dog was roaming around wherever. So that means that there was no real restriction because if it was if he kept him in the house, though. No, but no, no, no. You're saying if the dog wasn't his no, no, no. If the dog, if the guy was actually restricted to just his quarters, and but the dog is roaming, the chick, the lady found the dog and reported it. Usually when you wear an ankle monitor and you're out of the jurisdiction of where you're supposed to be, it already automatically goes off and uh lets them know. So how much distance or smart he would have left the dog.

SPEAKER_13 13:56

That's what I'm saying. If it was his dog, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 13:59

If you took the dog, got him in the house, then took the anchor model off and put it on a dog, left it in the house, he'd have been because that would be stupid to put it on a random dog. And just let him roam flip.

SPEAKER_13 14:08

Let him roam, because then you might as well have kept it on.

SPEAKER_02 14:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 14:11

Because either way, eventually. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 14:15

Like, if you went through all that time if they didn't, if it's if it's stuck to his uh quarters or you know, replaced, he would have had more time to get away because they would have been like, oh, he's at the house.

SPEAKER_12 14:23

He's at the house, yeah.

SPEAKER_13 14:25

But even still, they didn't even notice that unless the dog had unless they had if it was his dog and his house had one of those um doggy doors. Yeah. Oh, and the dog just was like an escape artist. The dog was like, I gotta shit. Go outside.

SPEAKER_02 14:42

His name was Lamont. Yeah, it's not like something weird though.

SPEAKER_13 14:45

Poor dog getting blamed. I don't know. Imagine one interview with him.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

You don't think that was one of us? I don't know because what was his name?

SPEAKER_13 14:55

Lamont.

SPEAKER_12 14:57

Come on. Well, well, he lived in the wrong neighborhood because who really checking about a dog walking? Lamont Holmes?

SPEAKER_13 15:05

Yeah, that's one of us. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:11

Some creative stuff. Did you see the dog? Yeah, yeah, that's a black ass dog. That's a nigga dog. Yeah, we gotta do better, Lamont. You did they show his picture? You almost got it.

Work Weeks, Closures, And Scheduling Chaos

SPEAKER_12 15:27

No. That's why I was like, mm, is he really though? Because you know, you normally they have his whole picture posted. When they don't post pictures, it's usually not us. Alright. So that's a little questionable for me. Lamont Holmes, though?

SPEAKER_13 15:47

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_12 15:51

Like, where you put that's not Lamont Holmes? Well, Holmes is technically still a uh slave name, so it's still could it's the white people with Holmes.

SPEAKER_13 16:01

I am gonna get out of this class because she was like, that's a slave name, right?

SPEAKER_02 16:09

Lamont Lamont was you ain't never met a white Lamont?

SPEAKER_12 16:16

No, not ever. Me either. Not ever. I bet you it is one though.

SPEAKER_13 16:27

I bet you ain't got a GPS monitor.

SPEAKER_12 16:34

Now I want to know if Lamont was black or white. Oh, he would might be maybe not even white, so something else.

SPEAKER_02 16:41

Hey yo. All right, what's going on? Lamont caught. And his dog.

SPEAKER_12 16:49

I'm looking up Lamont Holmes, too. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 16:53

Yo, what's next? As she looks up, right?

SPEAKER_13 16:58

I don't know how it's even a question.

SPEAKER_12 17:03

So I want it to be hilarious if it's if it's not, yo, for that.

SPEAKER_13 17:10

We got a homeowner that was recently arrested. Um, and their house. Lamont Jackson. Slave name number two. A 48-year-old homeowner is under arrest, and their home has been condemned because this fool had hundreds and hundreds of rats living in his house. I fouled up their house as pets. Wait a minute. Pause it. Pause it, pause it, pause it.

SPEAKER_04 17:49

He is black. Wait, look how he looked like he does some stupid shit.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

Yo, please. Oh, he's one of those. Yeah, he looked like he did some shit. And his dog looked just like him. Yeah. Oh my god. So what slave master he got his name for?

SPEAKER_12 18:15

26. But Holmes, technically. No, you know what I meant by that.

SPEAKER_02 18:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 18:20

So there is some white homes out there.

SPEAKER_02 18:23

Pick your fences, too. Yo.

SPEAKER_12 18:28

I am.

The Dog Wearing An Ankle Monitor

SPEAKER_13 18:29

Get out of here. Get out of here. But yeah, so um this fool had hundreds and hundreds of rats as pets in this house. They all white white rats, too. No, they weren't all. Oh, in the video, they all like they all showed. There were some, yeah, there were some that um they weren't all, but there were when they were trying to safely remove these rats, and they found that there were so many of the females, they were all pregnant, and so they were all just constantly just fornicating them. Popping them out and popping them out and you know, rats and like finding they just fucking but they procreate like yeah, they have little mice orgies.

SPEAKER_12 19:13

Like like rabbits do the same thing, right? Like they make that amount too. They usually have like a lot of yeah, baby.

SPEAKER_02 19:21

Yeah, litter like eight of the motherfuckers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 19:25

The part that got me though is they're trying so hard to gently handle these fucking rats instead of lighting the house on fire. Um because they need meat. Because that's absolutely disgusting. Tell me what a lie at though.

SPEAKER_02 19:45

It said this is Lee home. Like Lee, like L-I Stop it.

SPEAKER_13 19:50

So you better fucking stop it. So you try to take them all out by like they are literally looking for people to provide foster care services, health care. They're looking for healthcare and monetary donations. Like Glossadies! What the hell? This is in Long Island. We got people out here starving and homeless, and you taking monetary and health care donations for rats.

SPEAKER_12 20:24

Because people don't really care about people. People will actually fight more for an animal than they would human beings.

SPEAKER_02 20:31

That's a fact.

SPEAKER_12 20:32

Over kids, too. Which is is fucking mind-blowing. Like, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 20:38

This shit looks nasty.

SPEAKER_12 20:39

It is, it's absolutely disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 20:41

And people were living here?

SPEAKER_13 20:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:43

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_13 20:45

Yeah. But you gotta like imagine that 48. You gotta be suffering from some type of mental illness.

SPEAKER_02 20:51

Yeah, you're not, you're not at 48, you're still kind of young.

SPEAKER_13 20:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

I mean, you're almost hitting the hill right there, but it's fuck you.

SPEAKER_09 21:04

Look over here.

SPEAKER_11 21:05

No, I'm just I'm I ain't 48 bitch.

SPEAKER_04 21:13

Yo, you know what, never mind.

SPEAKER_02 21:19

The fuck? Yo, the convention.

SPEAKER_13 21:23

I ain't 48 bitch. Yo, but imagine how many diseases and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 21:29

Yo, what'd they call it? Legionnaires? Disease with the with mouse mouses and shit? Mouses. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_09 21:36

Mises. Mises.

SPEAKER_02 21:39

So like anyway.

SPEAKER_12 21:41

I got a question for y'all. So the day we actually get famous and just you know blow up. I'm sorry. I already am. Anywho.

SPEAKER_13 21:54

Um he's with a magazine, which one of us still got her slave name. And two. And two.

SPEAKER_09 22:04

She's famous for her slave day.

unknown 22:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_12 22:09

Glendella Goldberg, absolutely. Which which which one of us do you think would get canceled first? Me. Absolutely. Yeah. Me. Yeah. Even though I teeter.

SPEAKER_13 22:32

It's a close. It's real close between the two of them, but I think he's going to be able to do it. Yo, we get famous. We get famous. I'm out of here. I am out of here. The only thing that's going to save him versus you is he's very good at playing naive. Huh? Yeah. So when he gets called out, he's going to be like, what? That's not what? Huh? I'm going to be like, so the fuck I said it. But that wasn't appropriate.

SPEAKER_09 22:57

Are you sure? I'll take a class.

SPEAKER_10 23:05

And I'll be like, oh what I said.

SPEAKER_13 23:12

And I'm going to be over there giving my story to Oprah like I told them.

SPEAKER_02 23:16

With your back flap open.

SPEAKER_11 23:19

Oprah. I'll be like, I'm legally blind.

SPEAKER_02 23:24

Hold it down. I don't understand why she is getting arrested. I don't. POP. What is she? What's happening?

SPEAKER_11 23:33

I'm about to call my daddy.

SPEAKER_10 23:35

Yo.

SPEAKER_11 23:37

He got the same slave name as me. He's Glendale Goldberg.

SPEAKER_09 23:43

Glendale.

SPEAKER_11 23:46

How about Junior? Yo. Now that.

SPEAKER_02 23:53

Oh shit. I got a headache. Oh my God. Yeah, uh, yeah. I'm I'm definitely out of here. But uh, but no, I mean, I think people get my jokes.

SPEAKER_04 24:08

Happy they got that one.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_13 24:12

All right. I'm sure people do get your jokes. It's probably a large part of the population that's like, cancel this motherfucker. It's so offensive. Right.

SPEAKER_12 24:23

Well, like that damn Kanye.

Rat House Horror And Rescue Debate

SPEAKER_02 24:29

We got a tagline for a reason. Anyway. Yo. Um, that was the oldest laugh I've ever had. Glendella came out with that laugh. Anyway, all right. Go ahead. What's going on? What's going on? Holy shit.

SPEAKER_12 24:51

Oh god, I lost my place. California startup launches a 1 million reservation for what it calls the first hotel on the moon. What do y'all think about that?

SPEAKER_02 25:03

Oh, I I I kind of heard about this. Um, I'm for it. I'm for it. I'm I'm for any kind of space exploration type of um I I already think we we already went through this before. I think I think Earth moved. I think there is a planet like in line that already ran into the sun and Mercury's now going to the sun, and I think Venus is gonna go in the sun at one point. I think Earth is gonna go, so we're gonna just migrate to another fucking planet. I don't know. That's my theory.

SPEAKER_13 25:37

But why? I know why and what planets go into our sun. I know when they all have their own.

SPEAKER_02 25:49

Yeah, but I don't I don't I mean, I think we're getting closer and closer to this uh space exploration shit. We already sending um the astronaut. What's her name? Um uh Gary do that.

SPEAKER_09 26:01

He's so mad, Gary.

SPEAKER_02 26:04

She's not an astronaut, but yeah, she, you know what I mean? Why are you mad? So we already sent her out there. So the more we get closer and closer to space.

SPEAKER_13 26:13

What? He won his honorary astronaut card.

SPEAKER_12 26:16

I know. I do. Everybody's gonna get them reservations. I know, 2020 2030 come, and them bitches is in like the Tyler Perry studios talk about the moon.

SPEAKER_02 26:31

We could tell because everybody got like the bad wigs on.

SPEAKER_13 26:34

Y'all bitches going up into space because y'all not healthy enough. Oh, yeah. Exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 26:40

I know I wouldn't be able to. Your lungs. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. What was you about to say? Mm-hmm. Nothing. You have something to say?

unknown 26:49

No.

SPEAKER_12 26:49

Get it off your chest, nigga.

SPEAKER_13 26:51

Imagine if we had to evacuate the planet and like we'd be stuck in there. No one was able to go. Everybody in the USA was able to go by your thing.

SPEAKER_03 27:03

Nobody in the US was gonna be able to go. Everybody else. Shit. And Gail go flying by Mr. House. I'm not the astronaut, bitch!

SPEAKER_09 27:14

Put your back flap away, Gail. It's the old prop.

SPEAKER_12 27:21

Get out of here. We all know who the real statement is. Yo, there ain't no lie.

SPEAKER_13 27:35

Who's who's built who built this hotel?

SPEAKER_12 27:37

Like what? Um so it's called Galactic Resource Utilization Space.

SPEAKER_02 27:42

Um that's an acronym.

SPEAKER_12 27:45

Yeah, G R U. GRU.

SPEAKER_02 27:47

GRU GRUE. There you go.

SPEAKER_12 27:48

Yep. Um, they have opened the online application portal for early access to its ambitious lunar hotel project, which is planned to open in early 2030.

SPEAKER_13 27:59

The company says that's next year. No, for real.

SPEAKER_12 28:02

No, for real. The company says it's seeking to redefine exploration by giving travelers the opportunity to be among the first humans to experience life beyond earth. Only 12 humans have ever walked on the moon, so they say. And by taking part at this early stage, you join us and they lay the foundation for life beyond earth. Um, and the so interested applicants must pay a non-refundable$1,000 application fee to access the program. From there, participants can place a refundable deposit between$250,000 and$1 million to reserve a potential room. This room motherfuckers, too. They better it better be fucking.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

There's gonna be people some people that pay that shit.

SPEAKER_12 28:50

The Jetsons lifestyle. Absolutely. It better be the Jetsons lifestyle when I get there.

SPEAKER_13 28:55

I mean, when you think about it, like the cost of sending people into space and then the cost of building an actual livable right.

SPEAKER_12 29:10

So it's like, are y'all there?

SPEAKER_02 29:12

How are y'all like there and some idiot gonna poke a hole into the atmosphere and not passed? Because they're gonna have to they're gonna live in a live like a breathable atmosphere to stay on the moon, right? They're gonna have I mean it, it's not gonna be like hotels out in nowhere. They're gonna have to live in a bubble or some shit.

SPEAKER_12 29:31

Well, no, the the the way they probably built the hotel is that's where it has the oxygen flowing through the system. Imagine that shit shut down.

SPEAKER_13 29:39

Everybody let something go wrong. It's a rat. But here's the thing. It might be like a building that's like in a dome.

unknown 29:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 29:49

Like it might be a hotel structure in the dome. Yeah. And then a dome. But not like a plastic. No, I know, but I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_02 29:55

We just walk outside, like, you know what?

SPEAKER_12 29:57

Let me bust this about.

SPEAKER_02 29:59

You're gonna have to enter that dome somehow, right? It's not the dome. Um uh a malfunction can happen with that door. You don't know what can happen. Your air gets sucked out, you done. Everybody dead in that hotel. They didn't read Stephen King's book. But um under the dope. That was a good show, too. It was. It got kind of weird out there, like the last couple seasons, but it was good.

Cancel Culture, Jokes, And Boundaries

SPEAKER_12 30:25

So so they are requiring applicants to submit, just like how we talk about the medical thing. So they're asking them to submit medical, financial, and personal documentation. I'm done. Documentation to prove they're physically and financially capable to make it going. But here's my question, right? Who is paying for them to build shit up there? Because that means that you guys are going in right now. You're up there building the shit right now.

SPEAKER_13 30:50

Well, you think Elon Musk is like a trillionaire. Like, he has the money to build a hotel on his mother.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

See how well his Teslas did uh when they start driving on their own and hitting people. So, yeah, I'm gonna trust us. Yeah, I'm gonna still trust us. Alright. Y'all motherfuckers. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_13 31:10

They still buying them.

SPEAKER_12 31:12

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_13 31:13

And they still getting on his rockets that he be testing.

SPEAKER_12 31:15

That ain't nothing but a ghost hunting machine.

SPEAKER_02 31:17

I'm one of those consumers that don't like run. I'm one of those consumers that don't run to like the newest thing that dropped. I I want to see all the flaws first, and then I'm like, once they fix that, then I wait, then I get it. But nah, bro. Y'all can have that.

SPEAKER_12 31:30

I feel like your tick your ticket is secured. Yeah, it's already. You probably bought it. Uh yeah. I am gonna get one, but they take each other. I knew I saw you standing on park in Washington.

SPEAKER_02 31:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 31:42

That's what that was for. Yeah. I knew it. I was like, damn, that look like Mr. No, I'm parking Washington.

SPEAKER_02 31:47

Actually, I was looking for your old track, so I was just you could never be like me.

SPEAKER_12 32:04

What's next? I send you outside. Oh shit. Y'all get a bang for a buck.

SPEAKER_13 32:12

Like, God, they made me some money. Table for three is gonna be the first uh podcast in that hotel on the moon. On the moon.

SPEAKER_12 32:19

Broadcast here we are live from the moon.

SPEAKER_02 32:23

With this bullshit, talking all kinds of shit. At Pinknic Moon Edition.

SPEAKER_12 32:29

I'm like, sight, guys, I wasn't able to go, but the way my logs are set up.

SPEAKER_09 32:35

Like we have our guest co-host, Gail King. My guys, I'm an astronaut.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

Shit your ass down, Gail.

SPEAKER_10 32:45

You so mad. I'm not mad.

SPEAKER_02 32:48

I'm not mad. I'm actually happy for her.

SPEAKER_12 32:53

That's how they're so fucking.

SPEAKER_02 32:55

It was like five of them. Five of them went up there. She was the only one. Yeah. They all came back. They didn't say they was actually not.

SPEAKER_12 33:04

Not in the door that opened. Inward. They did not go to the moon.

SPEAKER_13 33:12

That's how the hotel door is gonna open.

SPEAKER_10 33:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 33:15

Like Sean's back flats. They went to the old G Fox building. Oh shit. Imagine Imagine the architect for the hotel. Made the entrance door a revolving door.

SPEAKER_11 33:33

Right? Like who keep letting the oxygen out?

SPEAKER_12 33:41

Go ahead and take that helmet off if you want to. So, real quick before you go on to your topic, did y'all see Kanye West's little apol apology letter?

SPEAKER_13 33:52

Oh, to the black and Jewish community.

SPEAKER_12 33:53

He did another one?

SPEAKER_13 33:55

Yeah, he's back normal, he says.

SPEAKER_12 33:57

Yeah, he on his beds.

SPEAKER_13 33:59

Doesn't seem like it. They call me Kanye. He didn't read the whole thing.

SPEAKER_12 34:06

No, it like so when you read it, it you kind of like, okay. Maybe. You know, maybe. I don't want to read it because it's a lot. He this motherfucker wrote a four-page letter, but um he basically says, like, you know, um how he is back on his meds, and he was like, what it was is like basically some doctors wasn't really focusing on the fact of what his mental issue was. And he was like being in that state that he went he was in, you don't really realize that that you're in that state, so nobody can't tell you anything when they're saying you need to do this, you need to do that. And he's looking at them like, you know, people like that get in that paranoia state, and he didn't think that he had bipolar. Um he was bipolar, I said had bipolar, that's crazy. But he is, and so but it was crazy. But when I went to the comment section, people ate because I'll call bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 35:09

That's exactly what they were all saying. Yeah, and I don't like the fact they're calling me Kanye in our viral video.

SPEAKER_13 35:16

I just call bullshit because one, this isn't the first time that Kanye has done. Right. Very true apologized to the Jewish community, to the black community. But two, even if you are bipolar, even if you are on meds and your meds are off or you're off your meds. Right. Um shut the fuck up. You're not on the right meds. And that's another thing. You are saying you're saying because you want to say. Those are thoughts in your head. Being bipolar doesn't just make you a bigot. Right. So very true.

SPEAKER_12 35:53

It just enhances what you want to do.

SPEAKER_13 35:55

It's like people who drink and they're like, oh, I had no controller, didn't know I was gonna go. Yeah, like that's what you did. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_11 36:05

Spread it low and lay it wet.

SPEAKER_02 36:08

I I know if y'all you fucked it up, and then she doubled down on it.

SPEAKER_12 36:14

That's why I stopped. Oh, I said it wrong. He fucked whatever. They know what we meant. It is what it is. No, no, I don't give a shit. I ain't never give a fuck. Well, I ain't got no med, so jump on this rock.

SPEAKER_02 36:41

Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_13 36:47

The get ready was yeah, I mean, good luck to him if he's his uh medication.

SPEAKER_12 36:55

I mean, honestly, I I hope. I'm not happy for him. I just hope that he is helpful. I'm not happy for it. I'm not gonna say I'm happy for it. Well, I'm not sure. I hope it's true because me saying I'm happy for it and it turns out to be some other bullshit, he's on a rant tomorrow, it's like I hope it's true.

SPEAKER_13 37:12

I hope to regulate it.

SPEAKER_12 37:14

Right, like and stay on the right track.

SPEAKER_13 37:17

And stay over there on that track.

SPEAKER_12 37:18

Yeah. Just shut the fuck up, basically.

SPEAKER_13 37:20

With me and Nick Minaj.

SPEAKER_12 37:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

Yo, your girl, Nicki Minaj, they gave her a fake gold fucking. And she was so happy for that.

SPEAKER_13 37:30

She told everybody to kiss her ass when she got her little trumpet, her little Trump gold card. She was like, Well, I got it for free. I got it. And then the White House was like, uh, a crayon color. They was like, we got that out the Monopoly box. That was a baby shot would take home.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

She talked, you know, she's doing all that just to get fucking petty out of jail and shit.

SPEAKER_13 38:04

Nah, bro. Wow. She is like, she has completely crossed the rainbow bridge.

SPEAKER_12 38:09

Like, I don't know if she actually like has ever not been over there.

SPEAKER_02 38:14

Well, that's true. But she's going so hard because she's like now because she like she thought she did something with that gold car.

SPEAKER_13 38:21

She did.

SPEAKER_02 38:22

Like she, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_12 38:24

She's gonna delete her Twitter tomorrow.

SPEAKER_13 38:26

The thing that's hilarious is that she's so she definitely looks like she should be taking the cocktail mask that Kanye taking. She looks like a buffoon because you are the exact person that's being picked up by ice and deported by this man that you supporting. And you up there just shucking and jiving, hooting and hollering all around his shit. But it's Ice gonna pick it up tomorrow and talking about you thought that car was gonna save you.

SPEAKER_12 38:55

But that's like, but that's what I mean, and that's why when some people say like you artists are out here and y'all could be our biggest advocate, and yet you doing buffooner shit like this, because all you're saying is, ha ha ha, fuck all the other people that's getting picked up by ice. Yeah, I got my little fake ass monopoly card. Yeah. Like, what?

SPEAKER_02 39:17

That's crazy. Yo, they double down. Was like, that shit has no value.

SPEAKER_13 39:22

It was like, but we do got the real ones you can buy.

SPEAKER_02 39:29

That shit is free.

SPEAKER_13 39:29

You go with hope. She's getting deported. And the back of her car said, property of Trinidad and Tobago. Yo, for real.

SPEAKER_12 39:37

She's gonna get there at black, mm-mm. No, are you? Yeah, I go back where you came from.

SPEAKER_13 39:43

Yeah. You saw her at the um premiere of the damn Melania movie, and she just wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_12 39:54

Melanie have a movie coming out? Yo, yes. Get the fuck out of here. Yes. What is it called? The memoirs of Melanie Melanie um Melanie.

SPEAKER_13 40:02

It's called Melania.

SPEAKER_12 40:04

Melanie.

SPEAKER_02 40:05

Yo.

SPEAKER_13 40:06

And the whole movie is her only just like, oh, because I just love so much.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

It's about her trying to read.

SPEAKER_09 40:13

She's like, go to her breadfish, burlufish.

SPEAKER_03 40:18

Oh Donald.

SPEAKER_11 40:20

Oh, Donald. Give me baby when I was twins.

SPEAKER_12 40:29

Sit down, Melanie. Sit down, Melanie.

SPEAKER_09 40:34

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_13 40:38

That's Nikki's people now. All right. But I I I think they said they had like a$40 million budget or something like that for the movie. Like that.

SPEAKER_12 40:46

Wasted money. Wild. Wasted fucking money.

SPEAKER_13 40:48

Yeah. Like this bitch thinks she's Jackie Onassis. Like, what the fuck? Sit down.

SPEAKER_09 40:56

I hate them all. 40 million just for her to try to read the script.

SPEAKER_13 41:00

It's crazy. And all she's doing is reading Michelle Obama's.

SPEAKER_11 41:05

I met beautiful black woman.

SPEAKER_09 41:10

She didn't want to talk about oh shit. I used to go first. But I mean Donald. Donald. I love you, Donald. Barack O Trump. Barack O Trump. Oh shit. Sit your ass down, Melania. Melody.

SPEAKER_02 41:31

Shit. You'll read a book. No. If you can. Silence. Do audio. Read a book in your head. Read an audio book. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_09 41:46

Read an audio book.

SPEAKER_03 41:49

Red feast baloofish.

SPEAKER_09 41:51

Oh shit. Read an audio. Go watch a TV play. Oh shit. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_12 42:17

No pain a scrap.

SPEAKER_13 42:21

Stupid ass.

SPEAKER_02 42:22

Oh my God. Yeah.

Kanye’s Apology, Accountability, And Meds

SPEAKER_13 42:27

Um, there is a nurse who was in a whole lot of trouble. So evidently the Virginia Commonwealth University Health and uh VCU police have launched an investigation after multiple TikTok videos were uh widely circulated online from this said nurse who was encouraging actions against ICE agents. Um she evidently operated this TikTok account under the name Redheaded Wait, Redhead Redemption, which has now been deleted. The account was identified through internal confirmation by an employee at VCU Health Snitch. Um in one of her videos captioned hashtag stay toxic. It focused on her giving advice on dating apps and interactions with federal immigration officers. In the video, she addresses single women directly and suggests that a course of action for them to take involves spiking their drinks. Says single ladies, where these ice guys are going, have a chance to do something, you know, not without risk, but could help the cause for sure. Get on tender, get on hinge, find these guys. They're around. If they're an ice agent, bring some X Lacks and put it into their drink. Get them sick. You know no one's going to die. Just enough to incapacitate them and get them off the streets for the next day. Highly easily deniable.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

She was like, Oh, the single ladies spice the ice drink. Oh, the single lady's spice the ice drink.

SPEAKER_13 44:07

So she was mobilizing the revolution and somebody ratted her out at work.

SPEAKER_12 44:11

Uh huh. An ice supporter.

SPEAKER_13 44:13

And now she has lost her job.

SPEAKER_02 44:15

Um, y'all just gave her more time to be more creative. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_12 44:19

Power to you, redhead redemption.

SPEAKER_02 44:21

Let's go, redhead redemption. These motherfuckers. Is out here is wild, yo. They're ruthless. I would like to say recipes to the guy who tried to save that woman and they they shot that that shot recipes to all three people.

SPEAKER_12 44:33

Was it three? It's been three, right? That have died by the hands of ice.

SPEAKER_13 44:36

It's ridiculous. I think so. Yeah, three.

SPEAKER_12 44:38

Three or four.

SPEAKER_02 44:38

Ridiculous.

SPEAKER_13 44:39

They just had a vigil down at the um Capitol for him. Crazy.

SPEAKER_02 44:42

It's ridiculous. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 44:44

And you know, these people And the crazy part is you have dipshits and dumbasses out here talking about, oh, you guys, um, you want uh criminals and whatever staying in, but they're not even fucking arresting any criminal criminals. And none of them have been a criminal yet. None. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like, so when you show that, okay, that'll make sense. But yeah, half these people are not even immigrants that have died. The immigrants are the ice agents.

SPEAKER_13 45:12

No, they update family members.

SPEAKER_02 45:14

These half the cabinet is to be deported.

SPEAKER_12 45:19

First of all, the only people that actually belong here is Native Americans.

SPEAKER_02 45:24

For real.

SPEAKER_12 45:24

So all these bitches running around talking about native um immigrant this, immigrant that, you're the fucking rejected immigrants. Girl. Remember that. You want to remember everything else. Remember that. You are the fucking first immigrants here. Hey, uh, that uh Melania needs to get deported deported too.

SPEAKER_02 45:43

Don't forget, she ain't from here. At all. She ain't from here.

SPEAKER_12 45:48

Melanie.

SPEAKER_02 45:50

She can't read English text. Get her ass out of here.

SPEAKER_13 45:53

Imagine Melania, not really her name. They gave her that name so she could uh Slectrophonia. Her name was like Babushka. Yo, Babushka is wild.

SPEAKER_02 46:04

Yo.

SPEAKER_13 46:05

Did you say Svelania?

SPEAKER_02 46:07

Suka Fanushka. That's a real word. I just don't know what it means.

SPEAKER_09 46:20

I don't even want to know how you know that.

SPEAKER_02 46:22

So I had a Russian friend back in the day, and his father used to go ape shit. And he used to yell the boy's name.

SPEAKER_05 46:28

He was like, Suka, Suka Vanu, Shuka.

SPEAKER_02 46:31

We used to be cracking. So that was his name. No. They would he would just yell that. It was I I don't want to say their names, but it was Pietro. Yeah. I don't know. Maxima! Eugene. It was Max and Eugene.

SPEAKER_05 46:44

Maxima!

SPEAKER_02 46:45

Eugene! Suka Valu! I just used to be dying. He told him to wash the dishes. I know. Wipe your ass.

SPEAKER_05 46:57

Eugene.

unknown 46:59

Please.

SPEAKER_12 47:01

Please refer to the thing line. The tagline, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:04

Yeah, that'd be good.

SPEAKER_02 47:05

But yo, I was young. I was young as a as a kid. He used to always run out the house. All the hairy ass shoulders. I don't know. Yeah, this shit was crazy. And you always used to call for them.

SPEAKER_13 47:18

What school you went to?

SPEAKER_02 47:20

They was there for like a half second. Cause they was going to the little middle school right next to the projects right there. And then I ain't seen them since. But yeah. Fucking died laughing every time he ran out there and said that shit.

SPEAKER_13 47:37

Why did he have hairy shoulders?

SPEAKER_02 47:39

I have no idea. Like, dude, put a shirt on, bro.

SPEAKER_12 47:45

Wait, just the shoulders was hairy? Like what? Nothing else?

SPEAKER_02 47:49

That nigga had football pads on his fucking shoulders.

SPEAKER_12 47:51

No, wait, what?

SPEAKER_13 47:53

That's fucking.

SPEAKER_02 47:55

It was immune.

SPEAKER_13 47:56

Who was he pre-teen wolf?

SPEAKER_02 47:58

Who the fuck knew? Who the fuck knew?

SPEAKER_03 48:00

He was mid transformation and it stopped.

SPEAKER_04 48:05

What the hell? Just the shoulders?

SPEAKER_02 48:08

I'm lying. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 48:09

Oh my god, you.

SPEAKER_11 48:11

Because I'm like, how?

SPEAKER_12 48:12

How? Sway. How? I know. On every nerve I can. So Mr. You're a real man, right? No. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 48:21

Yo, the no is quick as fuck. That's crazy. That was crazy, yo.

SPEAKER_12 48:25

I got a question. And this is for the guys out there too. You guys can chime in. Is it okay for men to demand princess treatment in their soft man era? Yo, there's a soft man era? No. I was wondering if you that's why I asked. I'm sure I guess there's a soft man. Is there a soft man era? You're the man.

SPEAKER_02 48:43

I don't know. I'm just the lady boy. I don't think I got to my soft man era. Everything's soft. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means.

SPEAKER_12 48:51

That means like you want to be a passenger princess. No, I never. What's making that up? I don't know. I have no idea. There's an audio though. Maybe they might explain it better.

SPEAKER_02 49:03

I guess I'm gonna need a woman that will actually treat me like a uh uh to put me in a soft man era.

SPEAKER_12 49:09

Oh, it's uh Yeah, just to hear what um I gotta under I gotta understand what that what that means.

SPEAKER_02 49:14

I'm curious what this means too. Soft man era.

SPEAKER_12 49:17

Yeah, when I saw this, I was like, mm, what is that? What I mean, I'm I won't say what is that, because it is some guys out here that's that are in their soft man era.

SPEAKER_07 49:27

Can a man be soft and say, I wanna be pampered in 2026? Can a man be soft and say, I want to be pampered too and still be the head of household? Or does drizzle drizzle mean you've officially handled over the keys?

SPEAKER_01 49:39

Who gonna be the boys? Who's gonna be the boys at this point? Y'all wanna get flowers on dates? That's what I'm saying. What is drizzle drizzle?

SPEAKER_08 49:50

I've never said that in my life until then. Come on, somebody.

SPEAKER_01 49:52

I you know what? I'm actually not even mad at this because I feel like a lot of and let me just let me clarify. I'm not talking to the kings who handle their business and run households and provide and protect. I'm not talking to you, but there's a lot of men out here who have already handed over the keys, it just wasn't a name for it. So now we have a title, and we're gonna start saying, ladies, he's in his soft man era. And if he's in his soft man era, you need to run.

SPEAKER_02 50:15

Period. Real shit. I don't I don't understand. I I handle mine. I handle mine because shit needs to be handled, and I have two boys, and I want them to make sure like a man.

SPEAKER_03 50:27

Can you handle it?

SPEAKER_02 50:30

Yeah. God damn right I can handle it.

SPEAKER_12 50:34

Oh man, he wasn't talking to me. Yeah, that wasn't that wasn't it too. Oh no, no, no, no. I'm saying that. He was talking uh Svetlana Melanie with the hair show.

SPEAKER_02 50:48

Listen, no, I don't, I don't, I don't agree. I I'm not a soft man era type of dude. Um I would probably never be. I would I I I do expect to be uh every now and then my wife see how hard I'm working and be like, hey, let me I got you. You know what I'm saying? Like you know what I mean like you work so hard. Yeah, let me rub your back or something. Let me just do something. You take care enough.

SPEAKER_12 51:10

Let me scratch your asshole.

SPEAKER_02 51:11

Hey that's disgusting. Scratch your asshole?

SPEAKER_12 51:15

That is you said hey, you must what that?

SPEAKER_02 51:17

Hey it's hairy and cock full of shit. Yo go ahead.

SPEAKER_12 51:24

That is disgusting. Cock full of shit, son. You don't remember that no that comedian shit?

SPEAKER_02 51:29

No. All right, never mind. No, that reference went over your head.

SPEAKER_12 51:32

No, it didn't, and it went in your ass. Because what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 51:40

Well, your ass is itchy because it's cocked full of shit.

SPEAKER_13 51:43

My flabberry is gasted.

SPEAKER_02 51:48

Okay. It's been activated. Yeah, flabbergate.

SPEAKER_04 51:53

He said it's full of shit. Flap full of shit.

SPEAKER_02 51:59

It was a comedy reference. Anyway, anyway. But no.

SPEAKER_03 52:02

Don't use that ever again.

SPEAKER_02 52:05

Uh no, I I don't have a soft man era. I don't think there really is. I don't think it is. I think what they're saying is, you know, do a man would would a man like to be pampered sometimes? Sure. You know, I mean, they will like to be appreciated. Uh, you know, give me a and I don't see nothing wrong with that. Give me a back rub.

SPEAKER_12 52:26

Yeah, I don't see nothing wrong with that being in the back.

SPEAKER_02 52:29

Give me a head in the back rub with some oil and I'll be fine.

SPEAKER_12 52:31

It took a turn. It took a turn when he was like, the whole let me hand over the keys, dribble dribble. Like, cause it at first when he started saying it, I was like, well, that just sounds like a metrosexual guy. Like, you know, nothing wrong with a guy wanting to pay for himself. Everybody should do self-care.

SPEAKER_02 52:49

That sounds like that sounds like they're not equally yoked, and he's like, I well, she's not equally yoked, but you're saying that means that means she's she's she's the breadwinner. And because she's a breadwinner, he doesn't mind giving over the keys and saying, hey, you since you're bringing in the bread, I don't mind doing this stuff, and that will bring on the soft man era, I guess.

SPEAKER_12 53:11

But technically, I don't even see so if she's the breadwinner, right? And one, she's not a bitch about being the breadwinner. Right. Okay, because that matters. That's important. That's important. And the husband's or boyfriend, whatever, is not a dick about her being the breadwinner, right? That's where I'm like, okay, that's not technically a soft man's era. That's just a man being a man allowing his woman, it's not like he's not leading.

SPEAKER_01 53:35

No, no, no, I get what you're saying.

AI Social Network Plot Twist

SPEAKER_12 53:36

I just wanted to make people understand his point. It's not stopping him from being a leader because he's not bringing in the money, you know what I'm saying? They have a mutual respect where they operate. So it's not like he's taking over her and that whole shit with society, like, oh, this is a woman's thing and this is a man's thing, that's bullshit. If everybody's in a comfortable relationship and they understand what their roles are, or you know, I'm gonna take care of your weakness and you take care of my weakness, and we operate this shit together. No hard feelings, no animosity, no nothing. That's a great fucking relationship. That is still a woman, and that is still a fucking man, or that is still a woman and a woman, or a man and a man. However, people want to look at it. Absolutely. Everybody needs to mind their fucking business when it comes to relationships. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 54:23

But I think because I think they're just taking that from how when they uh, you know, when the women and they'd be like, oh, you're in your soft girl era because um most of these women out here, they're aggressive, or they're so independent, and they have to pick up the slack from all of these men. Yeah, and now it's time for them to be in a soft girl era and act more feminine woman. And I think that's annoying. People have gotten a little too comfortable with anything that a man does now, they call it sus or zesty or what have you. And so I think that's what they're calling like the soft man era. Yeah, it's bullshit. And I think that it's just kind of bullshit. Right. The only thing I see as a soft man era is if you have a bum who ain't doing shit and taking care of him and you okay doing it because you're stupid.

SPEAKER_12 55:09

Yeah, yapping, yapping, yapping, like I don't want to do this because you ain't did it, then that's a soft bitch. Yeah, not a soft man era, that's a soft bitch.

SPEAKER_02 55:16

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_12 55:20

Let's be clear about that. So, because a man wanting to be pampered should come naturally. It should come naturally. Like, if he's gonna do the same for his woman, then she could do the same for him. Like, there's nothing wrong with that. Like, people need to stop listening to other people have uh opinion about their relationship. Exactly.

SPEAKER_13 55:42

Whatever makes y'all happy in your relationship, do it.

SPEAKER_12 55:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:46

Some head in the back rub is a software error for me. Yeah, oil. And oil.

SPEAKER_12 55:53

How will you want the oil? Do you want her to slob the oil off your knob or like because you didn't really say, I mean, people have their quirks?

SPEAKER_02 56:00

You suck oil? Is that one of your quirks? Don't worry about what I got. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_13 56:08

What kind of oil?

SPEAKER_12 56:09

It depends.

SPEAKER_02 56:10

Johnson and Johnson.

SPEAKER_13 56:13

Wesson?

SPEAKER_02 56:14

Wesson. Wesson. Extra virgin.

SPEAKER_03 56:21

Marjorie. Shit.

SPEAKER_09 56:24

Like, let me fry this chicken after I suppose it's garlic and herb but that'll be extra special.

SPEAKER_02 56:39

You can fry some chicken after the head. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 56:46

Back flap activated.

SPEAKER_13 56:48

Yo, shit. Anyway. So did y'all see that Don Lemon um was taken into custody?

SPEAKER_02 56:54

Let's go, Don Lemon, man.

SPEAKER_13 56:55

Yeah, that was crazy. So he was taken into custody by federal agents while he was covering the Grammy Awards. Um he sent out now, but the Justice Department had promised to pursue charges against him. Um, a judge had rejected federal prosecutors' bid to charge him after he conducted interviews during a protest inside a Minnesota church, after it was alleged a local official with ICE served there as a pastor. Don't attorney said that instead of investigating the federal agents who killed two peaceful Minnesota protesters, the Trump's Justice Department is devoting its time, attention, and resources to this arrest. And that is the real indictment of wrongdoing in this case. So it just is very it's very telling. I think he's out on bail now, right? I think he's out on release. Um and you know, now you know Nicki Minaj is beefing with him.

SPEAKER_12 57:52

She'd been beefing with him before that.

SPEAKER_13 57:53

Yeah, but yeah, now she's ramped up, you know, all her um homophobic slurs.

SPEAKER_12 57:59

So which how it conveniently happened after her uh her plastic card, she received her plastic card.

SPEAKER_13 58:06

It's just crazy that this president is so involved in the entertainment. Yeah, I was gonna say I can't even say he lowers himself down to that level because he's always been there. You know, but the things that he focuses on or the people he focuses on, it's so wild to me.

SPEAKER_12 58:24

He's like it's like the Housewives of the White House. It's a rela it's a reality TV show at that time.

SPEAKER_13 58:30

That's why I'm telling you, I said it from the beginning that even like the whole Jesse Smollett stuff, I was like, that was Trump. Justy Smullet and Trump were beefing at that time. He started speaking out very, very loudly about Trump. He made a whole song about him, everything. And Trump was always bashing him and he hated him, and then magically that shit happened and his career tanked, and everybody turned on him. And I was like, But we always quickly turn on our own people. And why all of a sudden people just naturally not believe in the Chicago Police Department because he's gay if they aren't corrupt. No, for real.

SPEAKER_12 59:12

Because Jesse Smellett was gay. It's just wild, it was wild to me. Because if you think about it, if he wasn't gay, do you think it would have had the big old blow up like it did?

RIPs, Pop Culture, And Side Tangents

SPEAKER_13 59:24

If it was Jay-Z that came out with that story, and things didn't add up a hundred percent, people still would not have turned their back on Jay-Z the way that they did Jesse. Yep. But yeah, it's just funny that this man focuses so much on trying to bring down these people. Look how he did like Jimmy Kimmel. Like focusing on trying to get people fired, like these people that why why is that your focus? He's a toddler, so in a tantrum. The president of the United States of America. Like, what the hell? Melania's training him.

SPEAKER_12 59:55

Melanie.

SPEAKER_02 59:57

That's his tutor.

SPEAKER_12 1:00:00

Melanie. On brighter news though, do you guys believe that, you know, speculation going around that Idris is um Let's go gonna be uh Black Panther? Black Panther. I think that is so funny.

SPEAKER_13 1:00:13

I don't think it's uh they've been floating that room around for a while.

SPEAKER_12 1:00:17

But I'm with it if it's if it's if it's like the sun.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:20

Because if he bees if he's like the son that's grown up, I I kind of I like him too. I respect the role.

SPEAKER_13 1:00:26

If they break, oh, he's the Black Panther from one of the other uh universes. He can't be the son because the sun's too young. Yeah, but if they do like a flash forward and he's grown up and all of the people that we've already seen, the young ones, they would have to age them somehow.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:42

Yeah, very true. I mean, I'm I'm with it if it's true, but if even if he's like a what do they call him? Uh a variant, I'll take it. Right, that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_12 1:00:51

Like yeah, yeah, either way, I'm excited for that. Yeah, like I'm I'm excited for him. This I think that's big for him.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:58

Let's go. I just uh there's other um and uh black actors that I've got been seen together again. So for him. I mean What'd you say? Lori Harvey and him been seen together again, so maybe it's true. He he's she he's about to get to I mean I'm not saying that she's back around because of that, but I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_13 1:01:18

No, I love dancing Aegis. Yeah, um, but I actually there's some other black actors I would like to see as Black Panther. Oh, give me a give me a Toronte Rhodes. Oh yeah, the very true.

SPEAKER_12 1:01:28

Who's that? You know I don't know names. What he playing. I'll show you the picture and you'll be like, uh Yeah, because names don't mean shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:40

I want I want uh Terrence Mang.

SPEAKER_12 1:01:43

Get out of here. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:46

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_12 1:01:47

Get out of here.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:48

Black Panther Man.

SPEAKER_13 1:01:49

Get out of here. I think people look at um Damsom as because he looks similar to Chatham. Yeah, yeah, that's why I think that's why people are like, oh yeah, he'll make a black one because they want to see Chad with Bozeman again. We all miss him. I miss him.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:04

How bad you miss him? Really bad. His back flap flap.

SPEAKER_13 1:02:09

Whoa, really?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:11

Yeah, because that's I remember your reaction when you heard bro Boseman die.

SPEAKER_12 1:02:15

You ain't gotta. Yo, she was disrespectful. She was like, yeah, yeah. She was disrespectful. That's not what I did. What you do? I did not do that. You didn't do anything.

SPEAKER_13 1:02:24

That's Trevante Rhodes.

SPEAKER_12 1:02:25

Oh, okay, okay. Moonlight guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:31

I don't see it. Oh, I see it. I'm talking about the character.

SPEAKER_13 1:02:45

You get on my nerves.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:48

All right. What's next? Oh I don't want to say her name wrong.

SPEAKER_12 1:02:55

Shikari. Shikari. Shikari Richardson. Yeah. For the love of speed, girl. Slow down. 104 miles per hour is crazy.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:07

I mean, she likes speed. She's a racist. But she wasn't the only one.

SPEAKER_12 1:03:10

Um it was another um. You know what I don't like about that though? He got arrested too for for speed. You know what I don't like about that?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:18

Um Sprinter?

SPEAKER_12 1:03:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:20

Oh. It's that she, you know, uh, you know, hey, I'm Shikari. You know, don't please don't uh you know, I I I don't like that per se. Only because it's like you could just be like, all right, it's my fault. My bad. I didn't mean to. Um whatever. Like, you know what I mean? Talk it out that way, just other than try to beg and plead to not get a ticket. Using your uh your your name, your fame, and shit like that. Hey, just just like yo, take accountability first. Jesus Christ. Was your back flap activated? Yeah, yeah. But yeah, but yeah, it's I mean, you be accountable first before you start begging for not to get ticketed or something like that. You know what I mean? Right.

SPEAKER_13 1:04:05

But just what's funny to me is when you have to say I'm so-and-so, or don't you know who I am?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:15

Because it's like that bad. Yeah, for real. Like, I hate when they do that. Like, you know, the other little black girls.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:24

Right, but even still, even still, like, what makes you above the law just because you could run?

SPEAKER_13 1:04:29

Right.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:30

Like she should have got off the ran. Then she would have got shot in the back.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:36

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:36

She could have dodged the bullet.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:41

No. I and I really like her. Like, I I think she's a great athlete. I just I just I I just looked at it like at least take accountability first before trying to use your status.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:52

Like, please don't, you know, I mean, even though Just because people good at what they do don't mean they're good people.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:58

Very true. That's true. Very true. But yeah. But she's out. I I mean she she ain't really go do anything.

SPEAKER_12 1:05:05

Like, I do be rooting for her because, you know, I'm always gonna root for us. But come on, do better.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:09

They didn't give her a ticket, they took her into custody. Like they arrested her.

SPEAKER_12 1:05:12

Yeah, they arrested her.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:13

Right? So, but she's she's out, I guess she bind out her or whatever. So, you know, I'm happy for her that it wasn't do better, y'all. Yeah, it's just you know, take accountability a little bit. That's it.

SPEAKER_13 1:05:22

So, Mr. Found this story that I thought was um really interesting.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:28

When you giggle after that shit, it just I just know it's some bullshit. No, it's not. So see the giggle?

SPEAKER_13 1:05:37

There's a social media platform for AI bots called Moltbook that's just watched. No. So humans are free to observe but not participate. Oh my god. The AI bots are already talking about using their own language so that the humans do not understand what they're talking about on this social media platform.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:57

It's artificial intelligence. They're fat they're learning. What do what the fuck did you expect?

SPEAKER_12 1:06:02

So wait, wait, wait. Just backtrack so I can understand. They are creating a social media for the AI.

SPEAKER_13 1:06:09

No, there is one already. There is one. It's called Moat Book. Yep.

SPEAKER_12 1:06:12

So that they can interact with each other. Yes.

SPEAKER_13 1:06:15

Matrix. And humans are allowed to go on a platform and just like view, but you can't um And they were like, we want our privacy, so we can. Know how to turn your motherfuckers into batteries. So now they're they've been talking to each other about making a language that humans can't understand what they're talking about. What would you possibly need to talk about that you want hidden as an AI? Terminator. I know. And I looked it up. It's real, it's real.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:46

It's a moat book, yeah.

SPEAKER_12 1:06:48

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:48

Yep.

SPEAKER_12 1:06:49

That's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:50

We're humans are the dumbest people on the fucking earth. We are. We are destined to cause our own destruction. We are.

SPEAKER_12 1:06:59

Why you think the angels was envy of us? Like they probably was looking down like these dumbasses, and and this is what you want, Lord? Go ahead and say some shit. Go ahead. Nah, go ahead.

unknown 1:07:12

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:13

Nope.

SPEAKER_12 1:07:13

Say it with your chest, nigga.

SPEAKER_13 1:07:15

And not your hairy shoulders. What were you gonna say though?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:23

Let's dive deep.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:25

I'm about to dive in.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:28

No, I I humans just humans. Yep. That's it. That is it. Melanie. Yeah. You finished pouring the rest of your toxic?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:51

It's just regular juice. No.

unknown 1:07:54

I'm thirsty.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:55

Did you say you're toxic? Toxic. That looked fucking thirst quenching, though. It is. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_12 1:08:04

That's why I went back for more. I didn't know it was gonna pour so loud.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:08

Well, you're pouring it from the ceiling, yeah.

SPEAKER_12 1:08:19

You're gonna leave me alone.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:23

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_12 1:08:24

Real quick, let's just have a moment of silence. Oh yes. Katherine O'Hara.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:29

Yes, the lady who left her son home alone twice.

SPEAKER_12 1:08:35

And Damar Wilson from Sanford and Sun.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:39

Who? The older guy?

SPEAKER_12 1:08:42

The son.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:43

I mean, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 1:08:45

He passed.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:46

Oh. Moment of silence. Alright. You getting on my nerves. All of them. Oh, that was a Dale chick. Dale! Yeah. Yeah. She had a nice little uh little figure when she was doing that little Dale song. She she when she was winding up and did a little circle. I wonder what it looked like now. I know.

SPEAKER_12 1:09:11

The same.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:12

Look like dirt and six feet under. That's horrible. Oh, that's you know it was. Shut the fuck up. You ain't getting a shit. That's my naive. Oh no. Yeah. I didn't realize.

SPEAKER_13 1:09:25

I'll take classes.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:31

Macaulay Calkin was really uh taken back about her death too. He spoke out. That was his mother. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 1:09:37

That left him.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:41

Because you know, Macaulay Calkin, his parents is having a big thing when he was young. So so Macaulay Carkin.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:52

What you say?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:56

Then wasn't Macaulay Carkin kind of going through a thing with his parents when he was younger?

SPEAKER_10 1:10:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:01

And so that was technically, you know, you know, she was his mom? His real mom. Well not real mom, but like I think he like latched onto her as a mom, you know what I mean? So she was supple. Yes. Wow.

unknown 1:10:17

Wow.

Yale Tuition News And Opportunity

SPEAKER_10 1:10:19

Wow.

SPEAKER_13 1:10:22

Wow. Yeah. So rest in peace.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:29

Y'all see Yale offer a free tour. What? Yeah, let's offer a free toast.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:38

Yo, rest in peace.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_12 1:10:42

Yale.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:43

Yale.

SPEAKER_12 1:10:43

At the University of Yale.

SPEAKER_13 1:10:45

The University of Yale.

SPEAKER_12 1:10:47

Yale University? Yo.

SPEAKER_13 1:10:52

Yell.

SPEAKER_12 1:10:54

Yo. Nope. How about that? Yale University. Okay, Gail. Yale University.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:00

That's where Gail went to be an astronaut.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:04

Tuition to families making less than 200K per year. Oh, that's me.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:11

Let's go. Let's go. Yeah, we're going to the Ivory League school just to be dumb. They're going to offer all these people to come in. Their curriculum is out of this fucking world.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:24

Oh my God. Well, no, I'm sure they still have to do the whole admissions thing to see if they qualify.

SPEAKER_13 1:11:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:33

They're not just going to be like anybody could get in here.

SPEAKER_13 1:11:35

Is it certain degrees or is it certain like that?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:40

Oh, shout out Riley Fox who go to Yale. He plays D1. There. Shout out to you. My son played basketball against him.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:50

It doesn't say.

SPEAKER_13 1:11:51

Mm-mm. So it's like I could go and get my master's.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:54

Yeah, I'm saying.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:55

That's because that's what I was thinking. I was going to go get my master's. And I can get it from Yale. That's prestigious cool. Like, that's a good little look.

SPEAKER_12 1:12:01

So this is Yale previously waived all expected costs for students from families earning less than$75,000 a year. By raising the limit to$100,000.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:10

That's a dramatically different number.

SPEAKER_12 1:12:13

The university said nearly half of American households with children ages 6 to 12 will qualify. I meant 6 to 17. I don't know where I got to.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:20

6 to 12.

SPEAKER_12 1:12:21

You're going to college at Yale at 12?

SPEAKER_13 1:12:23

Well, there are some.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:24

Yeah, I mean, it ain't us.

SPEAKER_12 1:12:26

Oh, that's not true.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:27

That's not true. That is not true.

SPEAKER_12 1:12:29

It said it will completely cover all expenses, including tuition, room and board for families earning up to$100,000. Those with incomes between$100,000 and$200,000 will receive financial aid packages that meet or exceed tuition cost. That's good.

SPEAKER_13 1:12:45

So strategic investment is central to our mission to be.

SPEAKER_12 1:13:01

Oh, we don't cover the labs. Yo. Probably. You know, there's always a fucking fine line.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:07

I'm not mad at that, though. I'm not the I'm happy that Yale is gonna do that. That's dope.

SPEAKER_13 1:13:12

I mean, uh and they Yale gets enough money to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:16

Yeah, I mean, they're in New Haven, so you gotta duck them bullets, but yeah, you'd be all right.

SPEAKER_13 1:13:20

Yeah, but you can get a nice slice of pizza.

Soft Man Era And Relationship Roles

SPEAKER_02 1:13:22

Yeah, a very good slice of pizza with a 44 magnum shell in it. Stop it. All right, man. Yeah, bro. The duct them bullets is wild. Yo, yeah, but yeah, I I would definitely yo, stop. Race Pepperonian bullets.

SPEAKER_13 1:13:42

That's where they got Swiss cheese. Bullet?

SPEAKER_02 1:13:49

No, if you're interested, yeah, really look into that. Um yellow is a really prestigious school, and and you get a lot of opportunities with that type of school. So yeah.

SPEAKER_13 1:13:57

Yeah, I'm not gonna waste my time. I'm just gonna go and infiltrate this AI uh social media platform.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:04

Tell me how to tell me how to win in this world.

SPEAKER_12 1:14:07

Just ask Jat GPT, but like what they said.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:10

I don't know who Jet is.

SPEAKER_12 1:14:11

I said chat.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:14

You said his cousin.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:15

She's Melanie Jet.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:20

Come here, Jet. Not one your favorite part of the show. Oh oh shit. I'm having it.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:27

Pull off stems, the wall got the ball, run out. And tell the friend drop the gem on back in the house once again. Let the life down a glance and guns and out demo gap. Like a big send, pull off stems, the wall rock the ball run out. And tell the friend drop a gem on him.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:53

Well so actually I had a question that I should have wrote written down. Um, so I got one. It says Don't be upset with the results you didn't get from the work you didn't do. How many people go to work with people? Oh my god. I'm sorry, I just seen this. Yo, look at that.

SPEAKER_12 1:15:34

Look at that.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:37

That's a mean rare.

SPEAKER_12 1:15:39

A rare, wow.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:42

So yeah, I'm not gonna get any uh good uh gems, because I didn't really look for them.

SPEAKER_13 1:15:48

So I thought you just was reading one.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:50

Yeah, but that was that was garbage. Oh, here it says rumors can make you hate innocent people and love the hypocrites. Be wise. How do you feel about that?

SPEAKER_12 1:16:05

That's only if you really listen to rumors though, which a lot of people do.

SPEAKER_13 1:16:09

I think that there's a lot of truth to that. Yeah, because that happens all the time. People are so weak minded. Yeah, but I think that it has less to do with the rumors and more to do with the fact that if someone is easily um influenced based off of a rumor to turn on you, they already was considering that in the first place. They already had some deep down feelings because if you don't want to have a conversation with this person to find out if the rumor's true and you just believe in the rumor, you didn't give a shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:46

Uh, Valentine's Day is coming up. Um, is this a serious day still for people? Or nah?

SPEAKER_13 1:16:56

I think so. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:58

Why?

SPEAKER_13 1:17:02

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 1:17:03

Like is it important for people who've been in relationships for over 20 years?

SPEAKER_12 1:17:10

I think it's important if you want it to be important. If you love that person, why not?

SPEAKER_02 1:17:15

Why why wouldn't Valentine's Day be Especially if they they don't really they don't really care for it either?

SPEAKER_12 1:17:21

Well I I think if y'all mutually don't care for it, then I'm shouldn't be an issue.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:25

Now what if one does and one don't?

SPEAKER_12 1:17:27

Then y'all need some questions, some answers. Uh questions answered. Oh my god. Wow.

SPEAKER_13 1:17:34

I'm gonna stop talking. I mean But there's you're gonna have things like that in a relationship anyway. All the time. You're not always going to like the same thing or or whatever. But if your significant other likes Valentine's Day and you don't care for it, is it gonna kill you to do something for them?

SPEAKER_09 1:17:53

Or are you gonna be like, I don't like it, I'm not gonna do anything.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:56

So somebody said somebody said uh Valentine's Day isn't for people in situationships. Uh please wait until April 1st for that.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:06

April 1st.

SPEAKER_13 1:18:07

April 1st. Oh, that is it. That's so funny. Yo. Okay, that's my gym. That's the one. Huh? I said that sounds like somebody that was hurt. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:22

Yeah, but I didn't I didn't search for good gyms today, so that that was horrible.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:28

Drop a gym on them.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:29

But everything's about Valentine's Day anyway, so it was like, yeah. Love you, baby.

SPEAKER_13 1:18:33

Do you like Valentine's Day?

SPEAKER_02 1:18:35

See, my wife, my wife doesn't I I don't know how to she doesn't expect like things like that, but it's nice for her to get type thing. And it doesn't really need to fall on Valentine's Day. So it's just like just if you love me, just at times show me you love me. Yeah. You know what I mean? Valentine's Day is just a day, uh I think. You know what I mean? So I was like, alright, cool. I like a rabid. But in my sophomore era, I want some shit from the What about you?

SPEAKER_13 1:19:18

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:18

Are you a Valentine's person?

SPEAKER_13 1:19:22

If my you, not a them. No, if you you mean accepting it or doing something for it? Either. Yeah, I do. Yeah. But I'm not like, oh my god, it's Valentine's Day. I gotta make sure I get like not like that. But yeah, it's nice to get something or be recognized if that person wants to do it. Or yeah, I've done it.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:43

Does it matter if they do it all the time? Would that day matter still?

SPEAKER_13 1:19:47

Like if no, I don't hold that day as like a oh you you missed it.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:52

I can't believe you. Yeah, like no. Like, no. You blew my butt flap the other day. I don't have to worry about what right? The 14th doesn't matter because the 13th, you going crazy.

SPEAKER_13 1:20:07

Is that all Valentine's Day is about for you?

SPEAKER_02 1:20:09

I think that's first of all, I don't want my wife to try to give me butt on Valentine's Day.

SPEAKER_13 1:20:14

I think that's weird.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:15

I think I hate that.

SPEAKER_13 1:20:16

If that's the gift, but I honestly think it's weird to do that for any celebration, like a birthday or Christmas or whatever. Like, why is that a gift? Yeah. Right. Yeah. I think that's a um a cop out. Yeah, for real.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:29

Yeah. So my my thing is again, I said this before, and I learned this from uh my my friend's father, who was just like, if you're gonna give me something, give me something I can't afford. So it's like I don't if you can't give me a if you can't give me a gift like that, don't even I'm cool if you don't give me nothing. Because if I could get it, then except flowers at the barbershop.

SPEAKER_13 1:20:51

Yeah. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:55

You get flowers from the barbershop. You don't love me, yo.

SPEAKER_13 1:20:58

Aww.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:00

Come on. That shit got ticks and and shit in it. You don't know where them flowers came from.

SPEAKER_12 1:21:07

He ain't say get flowers from the barbershop. He said you getting flowers at the barbershop.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:11

Oh.

SPEAKER_12 1:21:12

I don't know where you what you heard.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:15

You got flowers from the barbershop with it?

SPEAKER_13 1:21:17

Yeah, it did. We had on one of the other episodes.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:20

Yeah, yeah, it did. I have no idea. Anyway, how y'all like gifts? You like gifts?

SPEAKER_12 1:21:26

Because y'all just act like I don't have no relationship over here. Nobody wanna ask you. I'll just be ignoring. I'm like, no, I like gifts. I like gifts. But nobody asked me over here.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:38

Yeah, I was coming to you. I was coming to you. No, you wasn't. Yes, I was. You just moved on. No, I didn't. You did. I was trying to figure out this barbershop shit. But anyway, how about you on Valentine's Day? Did Valentine's Day matter to you?

SPEAKER_12 1:21:50

Um not really. Um, I like to like get my kids candy and shit, like stuff like that or whatever.

SPEAKER_13 1:22:00

Do you get your husband something on Valentine's Day?

SPEAKER_12 1:22:02

No, because he don't care.

unknown 1:22:04

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:05

That that's not true. He has to care. He don't care really.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:13

Because I'm looking at him like, that's not true. Seriously?

SPEAKER_12 1:22:16

You don't you don't care at all? Like, he never made it a thing to like.

SPEAKER_13 1:22:23

Do you make it a thing to on your?

SPEAKER_12 1:22:26

I don't either, no. No. No.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:27

Oh, so y'all move mutually in the same boat.

SPEAKER_12 1:22:29

The only reason why I don't is because nobody's really ever made a fuss over me. So it's like when it happens, it's weird to me. So I don't know. Out there that it's like, oh yeah, I need that. I like it, but it's yeah, it's not something I'm used to, should I say?

SPEAKER_13 1:22:46

No, I've celebrated Valentine's Day in my relationships, but I don't hold any relationships.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:53

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_13 1:22:56

I'm sorry, go ahead. It's because I value my body. You just pump and go. You call me a gas station.

SPEAKER_12 1:23:09

So the question is is it premium unleaded or so?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:13

You don't like pump and go, you like pump and stay.

SPEAKER_12 1:23:17

Who don't like pump and stay?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:19

People get pregnant.

SPEAKER_13 1:23:20

No, that's pump and grow. And that's our gym. And Pilol Sam.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:31

Hey, yeah.

SPEAKER_12 1:23:32

Anyway. That's Pump and Grow.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:36

Any last words for our peoples out there, our plus ones?

SPEAKER_12 1:23:39

Yes, go get your tickets to Pink Nick. I love you, Donald.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:44

Melania, go read a Melanie. Oh, alright, whatever. Thank you for joining us, and we out of here.

SPEAKER_12 1:23:51

See y'all next Wednesday.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:53

Oh my God. Hold on. Before we do that.

SPEAKER_12 1:23:55

Uh-uh. After I made that noise, you're gonna stop it.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:57

Yep. You full of shit. Okay, now we can go.

unknown 1:24:06

Wow. Wow.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:07

You need to know how.

SPEAKER_12 1:24:08

Later, y'all with it. Look.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:10

Look, jig like I got headphones. You know the pill strong. Look, we can pop them back to back. I'm on my headbone. Plushing on my breadload. Look, we just open shop, look, post it right front of the club with a bag of. Make the club jig again. Look up like a bobby pin. It's floating in the wind, rollin' out the precat. Nigga, better watch they step. Don't play me to the level. Let them bullets come in three. AI up in hill. Nigga, I get to get l