Episode 024: Sweden Made Sex A Sport, So We Built a Team

Sweden “declared sex a sport,” and that’s somehow not even the wildest turn we take. We kick things off at the table with music talk and real opinions, from Ty Dolla Sign and Brandy’s “Intentions” to a brutally honest reaction to Jeremih’s “Not On My Album,” plus the bigger question behind it all: why does so much new R&B feel like it’s chasing the same sound, and what does it take for a new artist to really earn a spot in our rotation?

Then we catch up on life, birthdays, school stress, work schedules, and a surprisingly intense Resident Evil 9 moment that turns into a whole conversation about fear, comfort, and the little escapes that get us through the week. The energy stays funny, but we don’t dodge the serious stuff.

We also get into current events commentary, including reports about military leaders framing the Iran war as part of a biblical plan, the separation of church and state, and how rhetoric like that lands on the people asked to serve. From there we connect the dots to rising gas prices, political deflection, and what it feels like when chaos becomes “normal.” We round it out with headline debates on airline cleanliness, dermatologists warning about daily showering and skin barrier health, a disrespectful family visit scenario, and a spotlight on Cory Booker’s proposed tax plan and why midterm voting matters.

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Transcript

Cold Open And Music Vibes

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Welcome to the table. The opinions of this podcast are for entertainment purposes only.

SPEAKER_12 0:06

Our thoughts and views are not to be taken personally.

SPEAKER_11 0:09

It is not that serious. We are trained professionals at being regular ass people. If you can't take what we serving, this is not the table for you.

SPEAKER_12 0:18

Reservation denied.

SPEAKER_02 0:20

Enjoy the show. Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_09 0:27

Lord, don't you let us get it wrong?

SPEAKER_02 0:30

Plus ones, where you at? Plus ones.

SPEAKER_09 0:35

We appreciate you. Forgive us five, six love. No one's told us what we here for.

SPEAKER_00 0:45

Yeah, I'm a magician. I put that paint in the pot. I just shoot watch a clock. Now look at what we got. I turn the brick to a drop. A face brick to a spot. A teeth back to a nigga. Welcome back, everybody. Slap. Hope you enjoy your week. Oh, we doing it different today. I hope you enjoy that weather. Niggas filled it. Oh yeah, nice. I'm back for my dope boy grandma. Your daddy made your mama eat every box in the wall.

SPEAKER_09 1:18

But everybody knows what my god I'm just gonna let this music ride out a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

Oh yeah. Hope you enjoy it enjoy your ride to or from work. Yeah, we recorded a little different today. Some of y'all might have noticed there was no episode earlier this morning. Cause we're gonna do it right now. So bear with us. Been a busy weekend. Oh yeah. Oh, new tie dollar sign and the vocal Bible. Tell me now. You heard this before?

SPEAKER_08 2:19

You did? Cause I know what I wanna do. Know what I wanna do. You heard this? Tell me now.

SPEAKER_02 2:29

Alright. Since y'all heard it already.

SPEAKER_08 2:35

Oh dirty. Who is it? Whose is it? Just to pay you a visit. I know I was looking.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

I'ma make y'all a promise today. I'm not gonna be on any shenanigans. I'm gonna tell me that you're what the fuck did you just say?

SPEAKER_08 2:55

Don't tell me that you're on the never mind. Don't tell me that you leave again. Don't tell me that you switching up. Baby, tell me. Woo! Tell me now. This is a vibe. Oh, I know what I wanna do. Oh. Tell me now. What's your intention?

SPEAKER_02 3:18

If you haven't heard it, this is Ty Dollar Time. Brandy intentions.

unknown 3:24

I know what you're coming over.

SPEAKER_02 3:32

She doing all that. Why she doing all that? I told you I wasn't with the shenanigans.

SPEAKER_11 3:40

Is this your first time hearing it?

SPEAKER_12 3:42

Yes. Don't go without your meaning. You said she was the vocal Bible, but she the coron.

SPEAKER_08 3:48

Don't do it out your leave again.

SPEAKER_11 3:50

She's a pamphlet. Which pamphlet? The one that's come to your door or left in your mailbox or the newsletters that come with a bean pop.

SPEAKER_02 4:05

Bean pop pamphlets.

New R And B First Impressions

SPEAKER_11 4:07

But I eat your pie. Alright, alright, alright. Wait. So since you on the subject of trying to test out new music, I just got a question.

SPEAKER_02 4:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 4:19

Have y'all heard Jeremiah's um new record? New album?

SPEAKER_02 4:24

New album. Uh uh. The Noma? Not on my album. Not on my album.

SPEAKER_12 4:30

No, is it good? Please play it.

SPEAKER_02 4:32

Here's track one. That sounds like genuine.

SPEAKER_12 4:39

Time my music up. That sounds like um Aaliyah.

SPEAKER_02 4:44

I said genuine. Aaliyah. Same camp. Timbaler. So what's not on his album? No plagiarism? Sound like plagiarism. Mama always told.

SPEAKER_06 5:03

Yeah, yeah. I know it's really been a long time. I know we can admit it on that. You know, I know it's really going down. Been a while. It's been a while. So now we don't need none of your friends. Just put your on and you woman. It's like it really fell us. Now it's time to do it again. Now it's time to do it again. I was on my zone, MJ. Remember when it started six months? The stations change through the time. Panels burnt out the black. Ain't done with your take a nigga done. Touching on a waking up to love. Love and how you later fuck you.

SPEAKER_11 5:40

What he making a new job? What the fuck? All I wanna say is I was like, I was surprised I made it through the rest of the album because that first song, I was like, what the fuck is that? Like he can see When I listened to this album, all I heard in the background was Mario. Like y'all niggas sound crazy.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

Yeah, I'm good.

SPEAKER_12 6:26

So it's called Not On My Album.

SPEAKER_02 6:29

What, singin'? Singing's not on his album. I mean, I only heard two records, but I'm not, I'm, you know what? I can't even judge. I haven't listened to it.

SPEAKER_11 6:38

I'm assuming that he probably coming out with a real album. Oh, you think that's a fake one? And this is just some bullshit. I didn't make the album and he was just like, it's not on my album. Here you guys go. That's my opinion. I'm not saying it's like it is.

SPEAKER_02 6:53

Like he's dropping stuff that they won't let him release so you can buy your own release before the actual album.

SPEAKER_11 6:57

That's what I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_02 6:59

These songs are not on my album.

SPEAKER_11 7:00

It's not a lot.

unknown 7:01

Oh.

SPEAKER_11 7:02

It gotta be like what? It's seven.

SPEAKER_02 7:03

Yeah, it's not a lot. So these didn't make it on my album.

SPEAKER_11 7:05

That's what I'm thinking that was. Oh. And I it shouldn't have. I mean, later down in the album, it gets a little bit better.

SPEAKER_12 7:13

When you said there's only five songs, ain't no later down on the album.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

Album closed. Five minutes later. Right.

SPEAKER_11 7:24

Maybe the sixth or seventh album was a little bit better than the beginning. Seventh album? I meant a song. My bad. Yo. But when I heard that first song, I was like, mm-mm.

SPEAKER_02 7:38

Yeah, I think that's I I hope that's what he was getting. I know he could draw some some real good records.

SPEAKER_11 7:45

Just like Brandy came in on that song, I was like, mm-mm. Brandy came in and was like, I wap Baba Luba. I was not feeling that. I mean But again, I I'm not a big fan of Ty Dallasign singing. I like some of his songs, but for him, did you listen to his album? No. You? Okay. Yeah. So I'll pass. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 8:14

Yeah. Is it is it is it hard for you to really vibe with new RB, seeing that we were so spoiled with some good RB when we were younger?

SPEAKER_11 8:27

No, I I feel like I'm very universal when I listen to stuff. Like I listen to any and everything.

SPEAKER_12 8:32

Um I'ma say I am biased to an extent.

SPEAKER_02 8:38

You're kind of spoiled to the old ways of like singing, singing on.

SPEAKER_12 8:42

I slowly let people in. Yeah. But it takes me a minute to really get used to them, and then I slowly let them in. But you gotta have something that really hit me to be like, oh okay, and then I'm gonna give that one or two things some time and really like fuck with it.

SPEAKER_02 9:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 9:04

And then see what else you bring, and then I'm gonna bring you in.

unknown 9:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 9:08

But yeah, I am a little biased. The only reason why I say I'm not biased is because your legs open.

SPEAKER_11 9:12

No. When they toes. When they I thought she was gonna be good. That wasn't bad.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

I'll take a class.

SPEAKER_11 9:22

No, you won't. You kind of comprehead. But um, no. I don't, I'm not biased because I feel like anything that comes out in the mainstream at right now, everybody fucking sounds the same. They all doing the same shit. So it has you're speaking on people that don't get the hype that they should get when they come out singing.

SPEAKER_12 9:45

Well, I even mean like so take like um LMA. I really like LMA. But when LMA first came out, I wasn't like, oh yeah, let me get me some LMA. It was like it took me a little bit to like hear what she was offering before I was like, okay, yeah, I can really mess with her.

SPEAKER_11 10:11

I liked LMA straight out together.

SPEAKER_12 10:19

I did the um like the same thing with like Kelani.

SPEAKER_11 10:22

Um see, I feel like ain't nobody in Kaylania Lane. She ain't in nobody's lane, she in her own lane. That's why I like her. Um I like Ella May. I liked her when she first came out, but now they're just grasping all these chicks that sound like her right now, like Mariah the Scientist. Like, I don't even listen to her, so I don't think she's probably actually heard her. I thought it was I don't even listen to her music. You heard me? You probably thought it was LMA. No, I'm serious because it was one time I was a scientist, oh that's dope. Let me look that up. That's LMA. No, it was Mariah the Scientist. And I was like, not the carbon copy.

SPEAKER_02 10:57

Do you think that Jeremiah album, since you listened to it? Do you think that's him testing the waters of AI?

SPEAKER_11 11:31

Well, he already sounded like AI when he came out. I don't think he stopped using the album.

SPEAKER_02 11:34

No, I mean writing writing-wise and melody creation.

SPEAKER_11 11:39

Off of listening to Jeremiah's older albums.

SPEAKER_02 11:41

This is what he does.

SPEAKER_11 11:42

This is him.

SPEAKER_02 11:43

That's what he does too.

SPEAKER_11 11:44

Yeah, that's him. Nothing's changed. Just how he sounds.

SPEAKER_02 11:51

I really liked his first when he first dropped.

SPEAKER_11 11:54

His first two albums, was it two? Yeah, his first two albums was dope. I I liked them. Yeah. Then after that versus it went downhill.

SPEAKER_02 12:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 12:07

Really? He wasn't hitting a note at all. Mario told us. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:11

We heard it. It does does that change your opinion from a studio? Like, would that change it? Studio singer and live singer come out album. You're gravitating more to the live singer than the studio singer?

SPEAKER_11 12:27

So I wouldn't, so I don't technically judge like that. And unless I've actually witnessed you on multiple occasions where you keep continuously sounding like shit live, then I could say, Oh, you are just a studio singer. You don't sound like how your album sound. Right. I know people have off days. I know during the verses like that. I not I'm not gonna say I know. I think during the verses, like them cats was lit. They was out there having them a good time in the back. So for him to come out, he probably didn't even do a I mean Ray J could have blew it up, right?

SPEAKER_02 12:58

No. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 13:00

Ray J is a studio, not studio singer at all. Radio, he should just be quiet. That's what I mean. He should just sit out. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 13:08

But um Him and his fake bloody eyes.

SPEAKER_11 13:12

So I just feel like I feel like maybe he had uh at that time. I'm like, maybe he just didn't do a sound check. Wasn't his he didn't have the thing in his, you know, he couldn't hear himself and all that stuff, so he just was bad. Then this came out and I was like, oh, okay.

Meet The Hosts And Weekend Recaps

SPEAKER_02 13:28

Gotcha. All right. He was just off.

SPEAKER_12 13:32

Well, good luck to you.

SPEAKER_02 13:33

So if you're new to the show, I am Mr. And then I have two other people with me.

SPEAKER_11 13:41

I am that girl, that woman, that man, that lady boy, long back Willie. Also known as Nene. How y'all doing?

SPEAKER_02 13:51

And when she say long back, he means like from your ear lobes to ankle. That's just back.

SPEAKER_11 14:01

Ain't nobody needed you to he said he, right?

SPEAKER_12 14:05

Right?

SPEAKER_11 14:07

But nobody needed you to elaborate.

SPEAKER_12 14:10

Well, I'm Sean Anthony.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

No. Okay.

SPEAKER_12 14:14

Cause I don't even want to take away from that.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

So the weekend has come and gone. We're eaters. Half of the week is here. How was your la last five days?

SPEAKER_11 14:25

Let's start with you.

SPEAKER_02 14:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 14:27

For first and like Okay. All right, great. So, um that's our jib.

SPEAKER_02 14:36

Record time. That was good, guys. You did it. Yeah. No, I celebrated my wife's birthday.

SPEAKER_09 14:45

Yay.

SPEAKER_02 14:46

Um she wanted to go. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 14:51

How was that experience?

SPEAKER_02 14:53

Dance with the rat.

SPEAKER_12 14:54

I heard they like did some changes.

SPEAKER_02 14:56

Yeah, I mean, she jumped up there with the band, fit right in. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 15:03

She goh meh.

SPEAKER_02 15:04

She go beat your ass. No, I know. Yeah, she uh we uh enjoyed a night of uh whatever she wanted to do. Um I walked myself right in here. Um I was I was I was the hired photographer, and no matter how many, I took 166 photos, and only two of them shit that she put picked out. And I'm like, yo, I can't help shudder. Like this, it's I'm taking the photos, y'all sitting there. It's not me. Like they would blink, they'll blink their move. Like, I thought it was beautiful. I'm hyping them up, like, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 15:54

It's not me.

SPEAKER_02 15:57

I was like, yeah, ooh, give me that. Give me that beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. There's nothing I can do is point and click. That's the point.

SPEAKER_12 16:05

I was like, I had to work with.

SPEAKER_02 16:11

But no, it came out great, and she enjoyed herself, and uh she got absolutely wasted. Um I can't drink, so I was just like, fuck. But other than that, I worked half a day. Oh.

SPEAKER_12 16:28

Surprise, surprise.

SPEAKER_02 16:30

Uh worked two more, two more full days, and I'm off for the from tomorrow Friday, because Friday's my usually day off. You on a vacation? Oh no. Um, my son actually has a uh stay like that. Oh no. No. My son has a college tour that he has to go to tomorrow. So I took the day off. So it's in him. It's the team that was recruiting him, so he's going to check out the college tomorrow. Nice. He's on spring break. Um and other than that, yeah. I'm playing Resident Evil Requiem, which is Resident Evil 9. My God, why didn't anybody tell me about that motherfucking game? You shit your pants. Listen, I'm a I'm a Resident Evil fan. Like, I I got every last Resident Evil. This one has to be, I think the first, I don't know, hour of the game has to be one of the scariest fucking intros to, or not an intro, but like the intro all the way to the hour. It's wild. Really? Yeah, and then I find I'm not gonna spoil it for anybody, but I have arachnophobia.

SPEAKER_11 17:39

I was about to ask that because I saw a clip.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

No, no. There's a part in the game that activates my arachnophobia.

SPEAKER_11 17:47

Oh, because I saw a clip and I was gonna ask you that. Like, did you get to this part?

SPEAKER_02 17:51

But I did. And I paused it, threw the remote, turned off the TV, turned on the lights, put on some teddy rucks and get out of here. Teddy Rux. Sat in a corner and like, you know, just got you rocking. And got some happy.

SPEAKER_11 18:07

Did you just say be off?

SPEAKER_02 18:09

That too. Painted the walls.

SPEAKER_09 18:15

Teddy. I'm your friend.

SPEAKER_11 18:18

Like shot off his own web. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 18:20

Yo, that's crazy. No, um, but no, uh, it's been a smooth week. I yo, the month of March, which is my birthday's next week. So the month of March, never really have official holidays that we can take days off. So this like, you about to get your ARP card. No, no, no, no, no. My wife did. Um That's wild.

SPEAKER_03 18:40

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 18:41

Huh? That's wild. Yeah. I'm right. So my birthday's next week. The month of March has to be like the longest.

SPEAKER_12 18:52

It is. Because then they got a goddamn holiday.

SPEAKER_02 18:55

No holiday, no days off.

SPEAKER_11 18:56

Hey, shit happened in March. Like, what the?

SPEAKER_02 18:58

Like January is the same, but at least January have a couple holidays. It's always that point where it's like, are we done with fucking winter? Yeah. Yeah. It's just like the spring is on the 20th. Storm comes the 21st or some shit.

SPEAKER_11 19:15

Don't you think that's the same thing? You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 19:16

I'm not, but yeah, so for me, I I took a couple days off. I made my own holidays this. So I'm off these next two days. Next week I'm off for another two days. Okay. So look at go. Look at me. No, I said I not you. Oh. Oh.

unknown 19:33

Hello.

SPEAKER_02 19:33

Enjoy it. Yeah, so that's my five last five days. What about you?

SPEAKER_11 19:38

It was a day.

SPEAKER_02 19:40

The last five days was a day. You just rolled it all in one? Yeah. Okay. Not once.

SPEAKER_11 19:48

Schedule. One bar. One was no water. No water. No water. I ain't got no towel.

SPEAKER_12 19:58

Just a dry rub.

SPEAKER_11 20:00

No, my week was straight. Um I celebrated a birthday. Yes. I did. Um all of y'all merch babies. I ain't do shit. Um because I'm old. This is my last week in school. Shut up.

SPEAKER_12 20:20

I'm gonna let it go.

SPEAKER_11 20:21

Yeah, you let it go. Your birthday next week.

SPEAKER_12 20:24

It is.

SPEAKER_11 20:27

It's my last week, and I I'll be on my technical spring break. Spring break. And I am. Can't wait. Oh my god. When I tell y'all, I was just absolutely over this one class assignment that I just kind of just chucked it in there. It was like, fuck it. I don't care. Drop my grade. It's not gonna drop it all low, though. But that was pretty much my week with stressed over school. That's it. Really? And my birthday.

SPEAKER_12 20:53

Well, I'm glad you're making it through.

SPEAKER_11 20:54

I'm still waiting for my mother to make me a cheesecake. She was supposed to make me a cheesecake for my birthday. I want a piece. I ain't got it yet.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

I love cheesecake.

SPEAKER_11 21:00

No, because um a certain person was supposed to bring a pen over there. I ain't gonna call nobody out. CT. It's Connecticut. And oops. You know, so I'm still waiting.

SPEAKER_12 21:15

Not between three households, y'all don't got a pen.

SPEAKER_02 21:17

Yo, for a lot.

SPEAKER_11 21:19

You know what it was? I have a pen, but my pen is big. So when I brought it up, you know it is. I know I brought it to my mother.

SPEAKER_02 21:26

My pen is huge.

SPEAKER_11 21:27

Oh, my pen is huge.

SPEAKER_12 21:30

You just said your pen is big. The dis rush.

SPEAKER_11 21:33

Right. Oh my god. She just said her pen is big. No, that's not how that went.

SPEAKER_12 21:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 21:39

So anyway, I did. I have a big pen. I brought it to my mother.

SPEAKER_12 21:42

Okay. No leg.

SPEAKER_11 21:45

No handle. That's my backside. Calm down.

SPEAKER_07 21:53

Stop it.

SPEAKER_11 21:54

Yo, the pity are. But um, I bought her the big pen. She looked at me like, girl, who making all this damn cheese? But I think she actually gonna use it to stop. How big of a pen did you bring? It was big. Yeah. Yeah. It was big. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 22:09

Just give her more cream cheese. She pretty much. She said she was going to That's nasty. That is nasty. You're gonna leave my mother alone. It's about to be a cottage cream cheesecake. It's gonna be an Asian cream cream cheese.

SPEAKER_11 22:25

Did you say an Asian cheesecake?

SPEAKER_07 22:28

Don't do that.

SPEAKER_11 22:29

Don't do that to Baba. How was your week, John?

SPEAKER_12 22:35

She's gonna cut a slice and gonna say hi wrong. Hello. How the gato? I'll be like, mom, where's a ten minutes? Um my week was pretty uneventful. Not much really happened except for I won my mother.

SPEAKER_07 23:08

Woo! Who's that random?

SPEAKER_02 23:12

Mr. President.

SPEAKER_11 23:14

Ooh, I know your opponent was upset.

SPEAKER_12 23:17

Angry. Sitting there looking. Still angry. True. Still angry.

SPEAKER_11 23:23

Because he was trying to win the election dirty.

SPEAKER_12 23:25

Dirty. And it don't pay.

SPEAKER_11 23:28

God don't like ugly.

SPEAKER_12 23:29

To play. Mm-hmm. With May. Bars. But yes, I am the new. Well, effective July 1st. Yes. Nice. Because there's a transition. Not with my pronouns. The new president of the University Health Professional.

SPEAKER_07 23:51

Woohoo! Woohoo! Talk your shit. Talk your shit.

SPEAKER_02 24:01

All right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 24:02

And fuck are you my friend.

SPEAKER_02 24:03

Fuck are you my friend?

SPEAKER_12 24:05

Yes, Kingpin.

SPEAKER_02 24:08

So I'm talking about Mr.

SPEAKER_12 24:09

President.

SPEAKER_03 24:10

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_12 24:10

But yes, I had a um a pretty good week. It was um very soon.

SPEAKER_03 24:17

How'd you celebrate?

SPEAKER_12 24:18

It hasn't really like fully kicked in. It don't feel real. Yeah. You know, like I feel like it's it'll feel real once it actually.

SPEAKER_02 24:27

How'd you celebrate?

SPEAKER_12 24:28

I'm not doing this with you. Why?

SPEAKER_02 24:29

I'm just like, you found out the news. All right, where were you when you found out the news?

SPEAKER_12 24:34

In my car.

SPEAKER_02 24:35

In your car. So how did you celebrate?

SPEAKER_12 24:37

Walked into my house.

SPEAKER_02 24:40

And did you sharp pain? You toasted it up. Like, you just heard the news is like.

SPEAKER_12 24:47

I got on the phone with some friends.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

Oh, okay. So you was like, oh, I won.

SPEAKER_12 24:50

We go home and I called a couple people that ignored my calls. Oh, like the other. You did not ignore your calls.

SPEAKER_02 25:00

Oh no. He he yours the first call and you didn't pick up? Well, you talking because you was the second. Ooh. Was I? You know, I was getting my I was getting a new phone, so it probably wasn't working.

SPEAKER_11 25:15

At midnight?

SPEAKER_02 25:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 25:17

The lies you tell.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

You know, ATT got no special items for loyalty customers.

SPEAKER_11 25:23

That's not like prostitute items. Oh shit. Let me find out you was getting your ATT money up.

SPEAKER_02 25:32

I walked myself right into that show. Fuck. Fuck! I gotta get that sound. Anyway. So yeah, congratulations. Good. Congratulations. Good gratulations. Oh, Negro.

SPEAKER_03 25:46

So all right.

SPEAKER_02 25:52

So what is going on in this crazy fucking world of ours?

SPEAKER_12 25:57

The world is continuing to end.

SPEAKER_02 25:58

Oh no.

SPEAKER_12 25:59

Thankfully. Paradise. Special thanks to uh the oven roaster.

SPEAKER_02 26:09

Also known as your president. Oh, you said that because he bombed kids in the so um that's fucked up.

SPEAKER_12 26:21

The pumpkin muffin, President Muffin. So now we have military commanders, U.S. military military commanders who are um speaking up in regards to this war in Iran, saying that, and they're telling the servicemen that this is part of a biblical plan to bring about the end of the world as we know it. There have been over a hundred service members that have filed complaints over this um rhetoric that's being passed. Um the military religious freedom foundation has received um a bunch of complaints about religious ideology seeping into military orders since the bombing of Iran has begun. Um one non-commissioned officer reported that a commander told them to tell fellow troops that the war in Iran was all part of God's divine plan. Um cited the book of Revelations and portions of that section that um referred to Armageddon and the imminent return of Jesus Christ. That uh quote, President Donald Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to earth.

SPEAKER_11 27:37

I know Damien when I see him. Damien.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

The false prophet. Aren't politicians aren't they not allowed to use well, not politicians, but presidencies, aren't they they're not allowed to use like religion in the country?

SPEAKER_11 27:52

When has this motherfucker followed the rules?

SPEAKER_12 27:54

Well, it's supposed to be a separation of church. Yeah, church, yeah. Um, but and but as far as the military is concerned, you know, they are like a hundred percent always supposed to support and back the commander in chief. Right. But this other bullshit that they passing around, um, this quote unquote religious bullshit about he the um the chosen one. Oh, they're saying he's the chosen one?

SPEAKER_11 28:19

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_12 28:20

That's why he's doing it.

SPEAKER_11 28:21

He was anointed by Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 28:23

And that this war in Iran is what Revelation says.

SPEAKER_02 28:27

White people doing white things. That's fighting.

SPEAKER_12 28:33

Sounds about white beginning of the end of the world where Jesus is supposed to come back.

SPEAKER_02 28:39

Now, midterms are coming up, right? Let's let's get this motherfucker out of here. I mean, come on, people. Like it at this point, this is this is a needless war.

SPEAKER_12 28:52

Did you see the gas prices?

SPEAKER_02 28:56

I got gas for five dollars the other boy.

SPEAKER_12 29:00

Like, no, seriously.

SPEAKER_02 29:01

Shit is ridiculous. It's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_12 29:03

A friend of mine on social media had um their friend of theirs in San Francisco sent them a picture, and their gas prices was over six dollars a gas.

SPEAKER_02 29:12

That's crazy. Shit is ridiculous. And you know what's gonna happen? It's gonna get up to eight, right? And then what what's gonna happen is they're gonna drop it down back to six. It was like, look how much money we saved you. And that's what we're gonna that's gonna be the new normal. That's gonna be the new normal, because that's how we got to fucking$4 now.

SPEAKER_12 29:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:27

That's all they're doing.

SPEAKER_12 29:28

So I'm like, y'all bitches don't remember when it was a dollar thirty-five. 89 cents.

SPEAKER_11 29:34

It was probably two cents when you was coming up.

SPEAKER_12 29:36

Oops. Oh, Nene.

SPEAKER_11 29:38

Nobody knew who he was talking to. You could have kept that to you. Well, I have a young voice. I think you have a bubbly voice of a prostitute on a big one. No, a bubbly voice.

SPEAKER_12 29:53

She's gonna say, nobody knew who you were talking about. Yeah, who the fuck we did. You just found it like we knew who the fuck it was.

SPEAKER_11 30:02

That was Mike. Who was Mike? Don't worry about who that is.

SPEAKER_12 30:10

Ain't got a long memory.

SPEAKER_11 30:14

But I got a long bag. We may or may not remove that. Of course we're not.

SPEAKER_07 30:26

I just wanted to say that because that's what you always say.

SPEAKER_02 30:30

Oh my god. Yeah, so that happened. Uh so yeah, he's an idiot. Um absolutely. Let's get him out of there uh in in these midterms. Now, midterms, that means uh we the people can go out and vote on who who stays in to in this regime.

SPEAKER_11 30:51

Yeah, but it's a whole little theory going around that he's gonna spark some bullshit where it's gonna interrupt the midterms and possibly make him.

SPEAKER_02 30:57

So what continue? What happened to Jasmine Crockett? I heard she didn't win. She didn't win her thing. But now she's looking to run in Texas where they had some some problems, or was she already running in Texas? Oh, so she didn't she didn't get re-elected.

SPEAKER_12 31:13

She lost against the her other Democrat, um, Democratic.

SPEAKER_02 31:18

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_12 31:19

Running meat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

They are trying to remove.

SPEAKER_11 31:23

She's too real for everybody.

SPEAKER_02 31:24

That's why they ain't trying to so she presses people the way they need to be pressed. I mean I I mean, I think we should all be, like, everybody should be questioning. Like all those questions that they was hitting fucking that lady with who uh Trump ended up firing, the Secretary of the Justice lady. Yep. They got rid of her ass. But everybody should be pressed. Just as fuck, just stupid. Like, they're not gonna answer the questions the way like the truthfully. Yeah, like they're they're really direct questions. Yes, no, and tell me why. And they are dancing all around jiving around that shit.

SPEAKER_12 32:06

So I mean seriously, and they twist things and they always go back to three main people. Actually, I'm gonna say four. They always go back to either Obama, Hillary, Joe, Joe, or Kamala. Yep. And usually it has nothing to do with what they was asked. No. They're like, Did you smuggle 10,000 pounds of cocaine? And they're like, Obama ate a whopper and you never said nothing. Right. What are you talking about? Deflection is a art form with them.

SPEAKER_02 32:39

Like, they know how to dodge those shits. And it's like, no, that just one, it makes them look even worse because we know when you're not answering the question. And omission But do we? Omission is still uh, you know, guilt in some people. Like the omission of guilt um uh truth is still guilt.

SPEAKER_11 32:56

But that's only for like the 5% of the world, because then you have all the robots and zombies that's following along with them. It doesn't matter what they say, they're gonna support it regardless. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:09

It's crazy. And I mean, this it has to stop because this is going to get spooky out here.

SPEAKER_11 33:15

I mean, what did he say about the kids that got bombed and people still just rocking with this idiot? Where he was like, you know, all the people still roaming around with no arms and legs. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 33:25

All of the um the all of the people that got bombed over there in Iran that's dead, that they're walking around with no arms and no legs.

SPEAKER_11 33:32

How they walk around and they dead.

SPEAKER_02 33:34

He's a fucking fool.

SPEAKER_11 33:35

He's yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:36

And and and the people who support him are also He's not a fool.

SPEAKER_11 33:41

Like I just want to say this. No, he's not a fool. He knows the people that are following him are fools. So he is playing this game with all these idiots. Because they're just gonna, he could shit in the microphone and they're gonna. I mean, how many times has he shit on himself? And they're still Hey. They still rocking with this dude. Get the man some damn depends.

SPEAKER_10 34:04

Like Jesus.

SPEAKER_11 34:06

And now Melanie, every time you open up Prime, she's on the fucking Oh Donald. At number one, like you can't fool me.

SPEAKER_02 34:15

You can't fool me. She is not number one on Prime. Turn her off. She wasn't even number one in the box office. Get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_11 34:21

My name is Michelle Obama Trump.

SPEAKER_10 34:25

Oh, Donald.

SPEAKER_02 34:26

She can't even say prime.

SPEAKER_10 34:28

Prime.

SPEAKER_02 34:29

Prime. Puma.

SPEAKER_11 34:32

Prime.

SPEAKER_10 34:34

Oh Donald.

SPEAKER_11 34:35

Please watch me on Puma Sneaker. Puma.

SPEAKER_02 34:40

Yo. Anyway.

SPEAKER_07 34:42

Yeah. Twinkle Twinkle. I'll read you book. Book.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

That shit is annoying, yo. I swear. Both of them, the Trump and that damn woman is is.

Four Wives Twist And Honesty Debate

SPEAKER_11 35:02

Oh God. So just real quick, I'm gonna grab something from the bottom because I thought this was crazy. So a man got married to four women at the same time.

SPEAKER_12 35:14

Congratulations.

SPEAKER_11 35:15

Things went wrong during the night when he discovered all four wives are transgender. Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_03 35:23

What?

SPEAKER_11 35:28

This man married four women in a single ceremony, celebrating love, commitment, and a future together. But later that night.

SPEAKER_02 35:34

Time out. This is all at the same time?

SPEAKER_11 35:37

Yeah, you know, this is overseas. This is not happening here. Oh. It was in Tibet.

SPEAKER_03 35:43

Not Tibet.

SPEAKER_11 35:46

Not with them Tibetan monks. That wasn't happening.

SPEAKER_02 35:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 35:49

Um, so celebrating love, commitment, and a future together. But later that night, he discovered that all four of his wives were transgender.

SPEAKER_03 35:57

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_11 35:59

A truth he says he had no idea about beforehand. Do y'all believe that? Do you think that they really played it off? I mean, four of them. Right? You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_12 36:09

Unless it was like a uh it could have been like a scheme, like that they the four of them put together.

SPEAKER_02 36:15

They was hiding it like centipedes.

SPEAKER_11 36:17

So they was running around a room giggling, like, you can't touch me yet.

SPEAKER_12 36:21

Unless they brother wives or sister husbands.

SPEAKER_02 36:27

They hid it in each other.

SPEAKER_11 36:29

So because of this, this ignited um a massive debate online about honesty, consent, communication, and expectations in relationships. I think he knew too. I think it got out there.

SPEAKER_12 36:39

Somebody said something. And and he had this twisted. Oh my God. I did not know.

SPEAKER_11 36:45

He was like, oh for transgender. Oh whoa!

SPEAKER_02 36:52

He was Nigerian.

SPEAKER_11 36:53

It doesn't say.

SPEAKER_02 36:54

He just looked at.

SPEAKER_11 36:55

Um yeah, so it it sparked this whole debate about, you know, and I think we had this conversation a few episodes ago about should they tell the truth if they're like when it gets to that point, do you think we should divulge it or no?

SPEAKER_02 37:17

Allow me to allow me the respect. His name is Hove. Allow me to make my decision. Like, tell me the truth and allow me to make my decision. And and let it let it go from there, right? Don't lie to me.

SPEAKER_11 37:38

And but I mean, somebody's like, how long? I think so. Somebody said so he bet them on the wedding day. Like I said, like how long?

SPEAKER_02 37:46

How long? Was it 30 days or less?

SPEAKER_11 37:49

It doesn't say. It does not say how long.

SPEAKER_12 37:52

You gotta know something. Did it say they abstained from anything until the marriage night?

SPEAKER_02 37:58

Like because if he ain't smashed not one of them.

SPEAKER_12 38:02

Right.

SPEAKER_02 38:02

I'm not getting married to none of these bitches.

SPEAKER_11 38:06

Well, some people do that though. That is true. But four of them? Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_02 38:10

But I'm saying at the same time. They ran a scheme on his ass. I believe so. For a visa and some and some real dick.

SPEAKER_11 38:17

Well, where'd they get the visa from if they all from the same country?

SPEAKER_02 38:19

Oh, he was there too? Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 38:22

He knew.

SPEAKER_02 38:22

Oh, he knew.

SPEAKER_12 38:23

They're from the same village.

SPEAKER_02 38:24

I thought he was like, I thought he was.

SPEAKER_11 38:31

I mean, you can't tell.

SPEAKER_02 38:32

Oh, you can tell. Nah.

SPEAKER_12 38:35

Let me look at him.

SPEAKER_02 38:36

They all got his forehead.

SPEAKER_11 38:38

Forehead don't mean shit.

SPEAKER_02 38:39

They all got his forehead.

SPEAKER_11 38:41

They're not related.

SPEAKER_02 38:42

You don't know.

SPEAKER_11 38:43

Right? Like, no. Well, if they was, then you probably knew. Men's forehead.

SPEAKER_12 38:49

Stop it. No, I mean, no, you can't tell me.

SPEAKER_11 38:52

I can't tell. Thank you. You can't tell. Now you're just being ridiculous. I am. I feel like I think he knew too. Of course he hadn't known.

SPEAKER_12 39:02

I feel like he knew people found out. And now he's trying to find a way to, yeah, like, oh no.

SPEAKER_11 39:08

Or like you said, they schemed the was like, we gonna tell unless you play pay us, and then he put that out there like that.

SPEAKER_02 39:15

And so he they can live comfortably. It's already out there, so he's like, I'm, you know, I'm already in it.

SPEAKER_12 39:19

So because unless you met them yesterday, and none of them have families, they all was adopted from the circus, like, and so there's no connection to anybody.

SPEAKER_02 39:29

Or he did. He had four Bucci and he enjoyed it. He enjoyed the Bucci.

SPEAKER_12 39:35

All that Blue Line got bovers.

SPEAKER_11 39:40

They bark when they beagle.

SPEAKER_02 39:45

It barks when they beagle. That's tough. That was very fucking clever. That was way too clever for you. No, I'm just playing. I'm just joking.

SPEAKER_11 40:00

Disrespect. My guy.

SPEAKER_02 40:03

I'm just playing.

SPEAKER_11 40:05

We're gonna have to fight after this.

SPEAKER_02 40:09

No, no, that was that was fucking funny. That was funny.

Sweden Sex Sport And Competition Rules

SPEAKER_11 40:17

So would you play a sport in Sweden after they declare it a sport? I meant. See? I shut down. Sweden officially declares sex as a sport. It's already being prepared. Oh. You gonna win?

SPEAKER_02 40:37

Fuck no. How many rounds? You get a break? You get water? Do you get like a uh blue chew or some shit? Blue chew max?

SPEAKER_11 40:48

A blue chew.

SPEAKER_02 40:50

Will blue chew be considered a steroid? What is a blue chew?

SPEAKER_11 40:55

It's like a Viagra pill. You be taking blue chews? No, he takes blue chew max.

SPEAKER_02 41:00

No, it's all over the place.

SPEAKER_11 41:03

I don't know. Oh, it's on your timeline. It's on social media.

SPEAKER_02 41:06

You have never heard of Blue Chew before?

SPEAKER_11 41:08

I wouldn't have asked if I heard of Blue Chew before. That is crazy. You know she did. I didn't. I honestly did not.

SPEAKER_02 41:15

That is wild.

SPEAKER_11 41:16

Never heard of that shit.

SPEAKER_02 41:18

It's been on social media for like the last five years. Really?

SPEAKER_11 41:22

I heard a honey pack. I've heard of that.

SPEAKER_02 41:25

I heard a honey pack.

SPEAKER_11 41:26

But I've never heard of Blue Chew. Wow. Yeah. Wow. So don't try to play me, sir. Let's see what your algorithm meant. Right?

SPEAKER_02 41:34

Like Blue Chewing. No, I yo, uh, there was a I'm not even gonna explain it. He was like, what can a blue chew do for me? Like I researched this shit. I've seen this shit. This shit is all over the place.

SPEAKER_07 41:55

No, but it's it's all over TikTok.

SPEAKER_02 41:57

It's all it's all over TikTok. It isn't in a TikTok. No, I'm sorry. No, no, it's not on the TikTok shop, but it's on TikTok. Like there's people know it ain't in the TikTok. But it's people who promotes like the people that came from like YouTube and all that making videos, like funny ass videos, they they do ads for them now.

SPEAKER_12 42:16

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

So like the people I used to follow now do ads for them, type of thing. Like creators do ads for them now. Okay. So that's how I know about it. Yeah, I never and that's crazy.

SPEAKER_11 42:28

As unbelievable as it may seem, reports have circulated that Sweden has officially declared sex as a sport with plans for a first of its kind competition evaluated by a panel of judges. This is just a bunch of voyeurs who want to watch people having sex. Um, the concept centers on the idea of treating intimacy as an athletic discipline where various characteristics are analyzed in a tournament setting. I wonder what those characteristics are.

SPEAKER_07 42:57

I said it right. No, no, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 43:01

That's twice. That's two or twice characters. I let it slide the first time. I let it slide the first time.

SPEAKER_07 43:07

I usually I read all the characteristics, Jesus.

SPEAKER_11 43:18

You know what, Mr. Yuri.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

Hey yo. Hey, yo. First off, I think I go a good distance in in this competition.

SPEAKER_11 43:34

How far your distance gonna go?

SPEAKER_02 43:36

I I think depending minutes. I depending on who I gotta compete against. Without blue chip. Is there is there a competition?

SPEAKER_11 43:43

Like how do it's a tournament.

SPEAKER_02 43:44

Alright, so our couple, like my couple, the people I'm I'm with go against another couple, like I need to.

SPEAKER_11 43:52

You know, you finish because y'all keep laughing and interrupting. No.

SPEAKER_02 43:56

I'm sure they're charismatic.

SPEAKER_11 43:59

I know you ain't talking. You wanna read?

SPEAKER_02 44:05

Oh, I'm gonna get to my section. I could do it.

SPEAKER_11 44:17

Okay. The tournament would reportedly even feature its own audience. See, nothing but a bunch of boys. The goal of such an initiative is to transition these interactions into a regulated competitive format similar to other performance-based activities. That's interesting. While the idea of a European sex championship has captured significant, significant attention across social media, it has also faced major pushback from traditional sports organizations. These bodies maintain strict criteria for what constitutes an official sport leading to a complex debate over the legitimacy of the Federation's claims. Like, is there an age cutoff here?

SPEAKER_03 45:04

Right.

SPEAKER_11 45:05

You gonna have people entering pretending like coming with fake IDs and shit. That's crazy. It doesn't really go into detail of what like they're gonna um you practicing?

SPEAKER_02 45:19

Yeah, with my sling ring.

SPEAKER_11 45:21

Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_02 45:23

Get out of here. Like, like, is it so if the couple was like a like a bigger couple, do they get like style points?

SPEAKER_11 45:34

So they're gonna put like some substance on their competitors' dicks and see how deep somebody's throat is, and they're gonna do it by seeing where it marks. Is that one of the things? No, I just made that up. Oh. It sounded interesting though, didn't it?

SPEAKER_02 45:49

A deep throat competition? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_11 45:54

I wonder, like, if say this happens, like, is there a size qualification? Like I would think probably not.

SPEAKER_12 46:02

No, they might have weight classes. Like I would think not because if the competition is about how long you last, none of that other stuff matters. That's true. If it's based on that. Right. Because what if if it's a sex competition, it would have to be about how long you're having sex. Like, otherwise it wouldn't be a sex competition if it was about the size, it would be a size competition.

SPEAKER_02 46:31

I mean, I'm I'm sure it's probably like everything's all intertwined. So what would be like if they bring this to the USA, right? What would be Connecticut's team name?

SPEAKER_12 46:45

Connecticut's team name?

SPEAKER_02 46:47

The Yargots.

SPEAKER_12 46:53

No, we'd bring back the Whalers.

SPEAKER_02 46:59

So we already had sex names. Yes. Connecticut whalers.

SPEAKER_11 47:07

No, it'd be Connecticut Connecticut's high lie.

SPEAKER_02 47:18

Interesting. Um would you would you participate in uh would you become a professional uh in this sport?

SPEAKER_11 47:31

I am a professional.

SPEAKER_02 47:33

So, yes. Would you, Sean? Wait, Sean would be like the president.

SPEAKER_12 47:43

I think it depends on what the competition is. Like what's the criteria?

SPEAKER_02 47:50

I will o I will own a team.

SPEAKER_12 47:52

Like, I'm sure you wouldn't.

SPEAKER_11 47:53

I will own a team and what would your team name be? Bluetooth.

SPEAKER_12 47:56

Like what are you winning? Like, what are you wanting to be sponsored by them? For doing? Like, like what are you doing in order to win? Like, and what's the prize? Being um scored, what's being evaluated?

SPEAKER_02 48:10

You get a trophy and a uh a sex ring.

SPEAKER_12 48:13

But that's what I mean. Like, is it I can't. I'm just curious what the criteria is.

SPEAKER_02 48:28

I don't know. I just want to know. Like world champion.

SPEAKER_12 48:32

What is it like? Oh, is it intercourse? Is it I don't even think they got that far.

SPEAKER_02 48:38

It's they said they probably judge off intimacy, you know. Maybe they they they judge like their score your positions.

SPEAKER_12 48:48

Like that's what I mean, like backstroke, left, like you know.

SPEAKER_11 48:52

The the sound of style points. The sound of the moaning. Does your part Mr. Yo? Does your partner moan, or are they silent?

SPEAKER_02 49:05

Like if I had to judge your wailing, give me your best wail. Don't respond.

SPEAKER_12 49:16

Why the fuck said I wail?

SPEAKER_02 49:17

Don't respond. I mean, Connecticut wailers, so give me your best.

SPEAKER_11 49:22

Yo, I love his bait and questions.

SPEAKER_02 49:25

Give me your best. If I I if I'm competition, right? We in a competition. You're going against uh what is this? Ireland? An Ireland couple, Sweden couple making sweet, uh, Sweden noises over there.

SPEAKER_12 49:44

Sweet, Sweden noises.

SPEAKER_02 49:47

What the fuck is that? How would you topple that competition?

SPEAKER_11 49:52

Can you imagine something about like Swedish meatballs over there?

SPEAKER_02 49:55

Absolutely diabolical. What what is your what is your go-to whale? Like, what do you got in your bag to be like, yo, I'm out of I'm out, you know, I'm out of drop 83, like bam out of bio. By the way, congratulations, bam. He hit he passed Kobe, hit 83 points. But what what would be your go-to move? Would you pulling out the bag?

SPEAKER_12 50:18

You would probably go to my signature.

SPEAKER_10 50:21

Um, can I hang it right out?

SPEAKER_02 50:26

Nene?

SPEAKER_11 50:32

I don't make noises.

SPEAKER_02 50:34

She would be like, ooh. Yo, we're losing.

SPEAKER_11 50:43

What's your what's your well?

SPEAKER_02 50:45

I don't whale.

SPEAKER_11 50:47

I slap in well. I slap. Almond well. I do it. Almond well. Almond well. Is that a new candy bar? Like, I don't know why men be sitting there acting like they don't make noise anymore.

SPEAKER_02 50:59

They think that it's like but wait, how a man whale? Like, who have you been with that way?

SPEAKER_11 51:06

Men make noise. Give me an example. No, you keep trying to get me to get you a noise, and let's not get it be like.

SPEAKER_07 51:16

I heard that was her.

SPEAKER_11 51:24

He just disrespectful all day. I do something to you. No.

SPEAKER_02 51:29

You don't remember you and your husband? We all went out. Let me find out.

SPEAKER_12 51:34

Nope. Y'all niggas was in the other room. Uh-oh. A little freaky Zeke. Oh.

SPEAKER_11 51:45

All right, well. Well, where's yours? We waiting. I don't have one. You you do? No, I don't. He just fired. All men have one. You say what? He just fired. I just fired. You probably sound like Rob uh Robert Downey Jr.

SPEAKER_12 52:00

and I picked it up. When he got slapped. He sounded like Jeremiah singing in that song. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_11 52:10

I was close to your kid.

SPEAKER_02 52:14

That's very true. All right.

SPEAKER_07 52:17

Yo, get out of here.

SPEAKER_02 52:18

I would join, though. We know. I would. With your blue chews. I'm a competitive person, so I say he's gonna take some blue chews.

SPEAKER_11 52:26

He's gonna take Viagra, honeypot.

SPEAKER_12 52:29

He's gonna die.

SPEAKER_11 52:29

All to get you to where you gotta win. Yeah, she did.

SPEAKER_12 52:33

Way the blue ass. That's how she well. She'll be like, oh mother, mother. And I'll be like, oh done. Oh bother.

SPEAKER_10 52:44

Is that you, Christopher Robin?

SPEAKER_07 52:48

Oh, Melanie, I love you.

Tragic Intersection Story In Colorado

SPEAKER_12 52:54

All right, what's next? So we have a sad story coming out of um Colorado. Oh well.

SPEAKER_03 52:58

It's not.

SPEAKER_12 52:59

It is. They found a bunker.

SPEAKER_07 53:04

So stupid.

SPEAKER_12 53:08

Jerry Goldberg had been pushing for a Is that Glendella's brother? I was just about to say that. Let's light a candle and ask. Okay. Oh, he's dead. He had been pushing for a traffic light to be installed at the intersection of East Bellevue Avenue.

SPEAKER_03 53:28

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_12 53:29

He is dead. Oh my God. Respected dead. He had been pushing for a traffic light to be installed at the intersection of East Bellevue Avenue and South Franklin Street in Greenwood Village. He launched a petition after his wife, Andy Goldberg, was struck and killed by a car at that location in May 2024. Oh, damn. Unfortunately, Mr. Goldberg was driving to meet his cousin for lunch when he was involved in a crash at the same intersection and later died from his injuries.

SPEAKER_11 54:06

Reunited and it feels like a few. Wait.

SPEAKER_02 54:09

Hold on, wait, wait, wait. Let me make sure I understand what just happened. Wait a minute. He was fighting for a traffic stop that his wife got killed in and at the intersection. Yeah. And then he got killed at the same intersection that he was fighting for.

SPEAKER_11 54:26

Reunite.

SPEAKER_12 54:27

Yo, that is.

SPEAKER_11 54:28

It feels so good.

SPEAKER_12 54:30

His cousin Gloria said that yesterday it was going to be noon and I went into the restaurant and he wasn't there. I tried to call him. I tried to text. No answer. Nothing at all.

SPEAKER_02 54:40

Damn, dog.

SPEAKER_12 54:41

Um, a spokesperson for Greenwood Village said that the proposal for a traffic light at the intersection is still under review. Two people had died, and it's still under review. In the meantime, the city has increased police patrols and traffic enforcement in the area while officials consider potential long-term safety solutions. Put a traffic light there. Rest in peace, Jerry.

SPEAKER_11 55:03

So wait, there's no stop sign or nothing on either thing? What kind of goddamn street is that? Meow meow. That must be Glendella Avenue. Death Corner, man.

SPEAKER_02 55:16

That's crazy. Oh, rest in peace. Uh, prayers for his family. Uh if he has any more family now? Like his wife got killed.

SPEAKER_11 55:24

Mm-hmm. They could have had kids.

SPEAKER_02 55:26

They could have got killed at that family.

SPEAKER_11 55:28

No, stop it. Like, come on. Sisters, brothers, cousins. Yo, that shit is wild to me.

SPEAKER_12 55:35

Yeah. Like he wanted to be reunited. No, he didn't do that on purpose.

SPEAKER_11 55:39

I'm sure, I'm sure he didn't feel so good. Reunited.

SPEAKER_12 55:47

Go back to mispronouncing words.

SPEAKER_11 55:50

Maybe later. Yeah, I might get it next story.

SPEAKER_02 55:55

I mean, I hope I I really hope they consider putting something in there. I mean, two deaths, the same people. That's that's crazy. Rest in peace.

SPEAKER_11 56:01

It's probably not just two deaths, I'm sure. It's just those two happen to be husband and wife who ended like right there at that moment. It's probably more people.

SPEAKER_02 56:12

Was it a drunk driver who hit the wife? I don't think they said. Oh.

SPEAKER_11 56:17

But if there's nothing at that intersection, it wouldn't matter. Just it's like. No walking thing.

SPEAKER_12 56:23

No way that it looked, it set up a side.

SPEAKER_11 56:25

Somebody was like, I turn now.

SPEAKER_12 56:28

So yeah, that's our trips.

Future Changes His Age Rumor

SPEAKER_11 56:30

Okay. Just not even move it along. Well, future changed his age. What? Um, he's now 28 because he decided to change his birthday year from 1983 to 1998. What do you guys think about it? You could do that? No. Like, what the fuck? What do you guys think?

SPEAKER_02 57:04

I think you should get on that quick.

SPEAKER_11 57:06

Oh shit. For what? I look younger than you.

SPEAKER_02 57:09

That is very true. But I wasn't talking to you.

SPEAKER_11 57:13

Who was you talking to?

SPEAKER_12 57:15

The fuck he was.

SPEAKER_02 57:18

We know the devil a lad. No, um, but what what was his purpose?

SPEAKER_11 57:25

Probably so he could fuck some young girl. It doesn't say. It does not say.

SPEAKER_02 57:32

Well, okay. Good for you, Future.

SPEAKER_11 57:38

That's not legal. It's not fucking legal. Like, if you think about it.

SPEAKER_12 57:46

Don't make it change.

SPEAKER_11 57:47

Like, when you think about it, now you just gonna have a bunch of pedophiles going to change their birth year?

SPEAKER_07 57:51

Like, hi, I'm 14. Okay. Like, hi, Chris.

SPEAKER_02 57:56

You think that's real news?

SPEAKER_07 57:57

I'm no longer 89.

SPEAKER_11 58:01

That's why I said I thought it was interesting. What did y'all think?

SPEAKER_02 58:06

I think exactly what you were saying. Like, I I I think that's not the right information you want to put out there.

SPEAKER_11 58:12

Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 58:14

That's just wild.

Southwest Cleaning Controversy And Germs

SPEAKER_12 58:19

Shit. So, all of you uh travelers, get ready because uh Southwest is considering changing some of their policies um when it comes to cleanliness in their airplanes. So, you like how I did my like reporter voice?

SPEAKER_03 58:39

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_12 58:41

That's what that was? That was my whale. Yeah, there it was. There it is.

SPEAKER_11 58:47

Well, dying, yeah. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_12 58:53

So Southwest Airlines is facing criticism after reports surfaced that the airline may reduce how often their coach seats are cleaned between flights. Oh, fuck that. So, according to aviation reports and union comments, the company is testing a new cleaning process that prioritizes premium seats with extra leg room while leaving standard economy rows to the usual quick cabin tidy. So, under the reported experiment, cleaning crews would board the aircraft during the turnaround times to wipe down and sanitize the premium seating sections near the front of the plane, while the rest of the cabin would continue to receive the standard between flight cleanup by flight attendants, which typically involved collecting trash, straightening seat belts, rather than actually disinfecting the seats in the trade tables. This idea has sparked backlash from travelers and airline workers. A representative from the flight attendance union criticized the plan, comparing it to a two-tier system that treats passengers differently depending on the price of their seat. Critics argue that if everyone is flying on the same aircraft, all passengers should expect the same level of cleanliness. Southwest has pushed back on some of the claims, saying that flight attendants still tidy their entire cabin. The fact that they keep using the word tidy means they are not cleaning it.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:16

They never that's all they're saying.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:18

They've never been cleaning their cabin.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:20

That's all they're all they're saying.

SPEAKER_12 1:00:31

And if anybody really understands the amount of germs that like you have people that are vomiting, you have people that are shitting. You know what dirty people are that are shitting. And you have people who are sick with different illnesses, um coughing and sneezing all over the place. Yeah. You already have a very like limited um space where air is actually circulating through to where it's like clean air. And now you don't want to disinfect the seat.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:11

Stop being fucking lazy and clean your fucking airplanes, yo. That's all that is.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:16

That's why that girl had that hazmat suit on. She knew.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:22

Yo, I'm just saying, like, if this is something that they haven't been doing, like, because COVID forced everybody to clean shit, like thoroughly.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:32

And they probably wasn't, because look at how many people got sick. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:35

So if if they was like that, if they was gonna half-ass it, right, behind closed doors, they was kind of like not doing it well, and then they get called out for it, there's like, oh, we gotta change our policies now to let it make it seem like this is what we've always been doing. Right. Like, yeah, you've always been half-assed cleaning. Don't try to make it official. Yo, fucking clean. Like, yo, that's nasty as fuck. What airline is this? Southwest. Yeah, of course. It would be them.

SPEAKER_12 1:02:02

It would be not gonna lose business. This is the only one that is being spoken about. Right. Right. Imagine what spirit does. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:14

That's why it's called spirit. It's collecting. Fuck, man. See, but it's they make their tickets you know cheaper, so you get those passengers.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:31

No, it doesn't matter of the tickets, it's the people that take those flights. That's what I was getting to. It's not us.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:40

That's what I was getting. Actually. That's what I'm saying. Because them motherfuckers flying Delta or some shit. That's what I was getting to.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:49

No, a lot of them fly southwest too. You've seen them, we've seen them.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:55

We ain't talking about those.

SPEAKER_11 1:03:00

That's what I'm saying, is they're not gonna lose business behind that.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:04

I am upgrading. I'm getting a plywood jet.

SPEAKER_11 1:03:07

All we gonna do is walk with our um Clorox wipes and clean our seats ourselves.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:12

We shouldn't have to.

SPEAKER_11 1:03:13

We just had we just paid$300 fucking dollars round trip. We shouldn't be having to pay$5 for gas, but here we are.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:20

No, no. No.

SPEAKER_11 1:03:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:24

No, no. Shit.

SPEAKER_11 1:03:26

I'm not I'm not working on And we shouldn't be paying taxes for a job that we're doing.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:32

Oh you're alluding, you're you're slow down. That's my gym. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_11 1:03:39

Just saying.

Showering Advice And A Disrespectful Dinner

SPEAKER_02 1:03:41

Alright, what else?

SPEAKER_11 1:03:43

So we're gonna get back to the showering thing since we're talking about cleaning.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:48

What's the showering thing?

SPEAKER_11 1:03:50

They are reporting that showering every day harms your skin. Dermatologists say once every three days is enough. Says what?

SPEAKER_12 1:03:58

I remember they they had this conversation.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:01

Once every three days.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:02

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:05

What's wrong with showering every day? Like, what's what why is it now? Like, they always come up with some shit that we normally do. They be like, well, now if you do it, it's harmful. Like, brushing your teeth every day is gonna cause enamel disruption or some shit.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:23

Like, nigga, I've been brushing my teeth every day.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:27

I was five.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:27

We bought cleanliness to them. So now it's bad for you.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:32

That's why I don't watch that chicken. Don't watch nothing.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:37

Fucking this is crazy. My God.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:41

You're whale. There you go. So, what would you do in this situation?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:46

What would you do? I guess I was at home.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:51

My significant other took me to see their family today. They asked me to stay outside while they discussed a serious family matter, only to find out they were inside eating.

SPEAKER_11 1:05:07

Busting the door, waving the faux faux. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Look. I would leave too, but after I don't went in there and slapped all that shit on the table.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:20

Then I'd leave. No. I'm leaving. You don't, you don't, you don't earn anything from me at that point. You're gonna bring me here for a meal and then leave me outside like a dog and then go eat and then expect me to what be cool with it? Like I'm going home. Yeah, I think it's completely disrespectful. I wonder how she find out.

SPEAKER_11 1:05:39

Does she look in the window? Like, did she button? She would have to. What is going on with taking y'all so long? I'm out. I'm out of there. There's no first of all, I would have left if I was not even invited in the house. Wait, so that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:50

Like, was she in the house first and then they walked outside?

SPEAKER_12 1:05:55

And I guess said, like, oh, wait outside real quick, because we need to delegate or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:02

And it was like The family by oh the family might not even like the.

SPEAKER_12 1:06:06

I'm assuming that's the family didn't like it. I'm assuming neither did the person that brought them there.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:12

But why would you even bring them there?

SPEAKER_12 1:06:14

Like that you know what I'm saying? Some people be pushy. Maybe it was a test. Some people like to test it to see if you can last.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:22

Would you bring anybody around me to? Test them? No. Why not? Wouldn't that be a perfect test? I mean, I wouldn't have him in like dancing in the basement or something.

SPEAKER_12 1:06:41

Especially not like if you're like in the basement after a shower with a towel on and your leg spread. I mean who would do such a thing? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:52

Neeney.

SPEAKER_12 1:06:53

Telling everybody you're a producer while you show your mic.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:57

It's a good mic. From what I understand. Anyway. Either the family didn't like her. She shouldn't have been there in the first place. Don't like don't don't don't play with me. Like, don't play with me. If if uh if I'm invited to if you invite me to your house, and I don't she know that she was going over to eat, or they were just inviting her to the house.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:22

I think you she was meeting them for the first time, I thought, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:25

Yeah. Oh, for the first time. Oh, I'm out. Don't call me. There's there's there's nothing. There's nothing.

SPEAKER_12 1:07:32

You better hope I'm not the one that drove.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:35

Word.

SPEAKER_12 1:07:36

Because then I I really like I'm not even waiting to find out what y'all was doing anywhere. And so you got me out here for a certain period of time. I'm I'm out.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:43

And even if I didn't drive, there's Uber.

SPEAKER_12 1:07:45

No, I just mean like this one thing. If I came with you and I'm waiting for you. Yeah, but if I drove, I'm not waiting for you. So I don't even have to find out that you was in the E. Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:59

Right, right, right. After 15 minutes, I'm still here. Nah, we I'm out.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:04

I'm I'm I'm still here.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:09

It's about the journey.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:11

Yeah. Yo, when you forever show me that fucking that video, oh my God. That is crazy. Um what would you do, Nene?

SPEAKER_12 1:08:23

She says she's slapping everything in the Oh yeah, that's right. She's so violent.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:27

She's going to jail. Right. I'ma make my presence known.

SPEAKER_12 1:08:32

Oh my God. That is wild. And then she'll marry them.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:34

I know. And they can't do shit about it.

SPEAKER_12 1:08:39

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:40

No. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 1:08:41

Toxicity.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:45

Oh, I thought so. That's crazy. Anyway.

SPEAKER_12 1:08:52

Not one of your favorite part of the wall got the ball running out.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:09

Until the friend drop a gem on him.

Cory Booker Tax Plan And Voting Push

SPEAKER_02 1:09:21

Okay. I don't have a lot of gems, I just have one. And to rehash what Nene uh mentioned before about taxes. Uh y'all know about uh Corey Booker? Senator Cory Cory Booker. Mm-hmm. Okay. I like Corey Booker. I I liked him uh when he was running before. Um but uh who is he running against? But I think he ended up not dropping out or not making it to the final presidency type stuff. But Senator Corey Booker, a potential 2028 Democratic president presidential uh candidate, told NBC News he'll introduce a tax bill this week to significantly uh expand the standard deductions.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:12

What you heard yourself, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:15

What'd I say?

SPEAKER_11 1:10:15

You heard it.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:17

So he so listen, he he is trying to uh set uh set the standard deduction what he's he's trying to set a standard deduction at 75,000 for married couples and 37 fifth uh 37,500 for individuals. Uh this is this will more than double from what people are getting today. Like uh couples are today are getting 32, 20, uh 32,200 and single is half that. So he's trying to put this bill in play so that we can get get more money, one, and then two, well, going tax time, we get more money back, and two, he's trying to get rid of federal taxes for the working people.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:06

Good.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:08

For anybody making a certain amount of money, so if you're making if you're making 75k as a as a couple, uh, and f I think it's 75k, but any anybody in that tax bracket that was considered middle class, lower middle class type stuff, no federal taxes. And he's trying to tax all the higher the people who got the money. Yes. So he's trying to put that tax bill in like now so it can help us out down the road. What do y'all think about that?

SPEAKER_12 1:11:45

I wish it would be successful, but it won't be. It won't be. They know they would never pass that.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:54

He said it also will the bill also uh boost the child tax credit to forty four thousand three hundred and twenty per child under six, and three thousand six hundred per child between six and seventeen, and twenty four hundred for anybody, um uh a bonus for a child that's born. How do you not vote for this bill? Like, what is it that I don't know. I don't even I'm I'm not even particular to parties, but I'm I'm assuming the people who's gonna veto this thing is uh Republicans, which is who we see in the news now that's are going ape shit with this bullshit they're going through.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:39

Because it'll take money from their businesses in their pockets.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:41

And it we need to.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:43

We know that. So like what is going on here, man? You see what's going on. The haves and the have nots. Yeah, basically the higher ups want to stay high and keep us where we should be, as you know.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:00

I wanted to point I wanted to point that out because I want people who didn't know who Cory Booker is to know who Cory Booker is is now, so that and start like researching him and and knowing what he he was a he was a mayor of New Jersey who became um what was he, uh like a senator or something? Yeah, he was mayor mayor in the and he became a U.S. senator. He was serving since 2013. And he's run for president before, and he's gonna be running again in 2028. I really I remember when I was taking classes in Yukon and we did a uh expose on him specifically, which got me interested in who he is and who he was and what he was trying to do for New Jersey when he was running for uh mayor in New Jersey and stuff like that. He did some really good things for the people who needs it. People out there, please look into Cory Booker and and follow what he's trying to do. He was just on one of those, he was on the one where he was grilling uh the uh DOJ, the uh lady, gnome or whatever her name is, she grilling her ass with great questions that I think everybody should see. Like, so just if you haven't heard of Corey Booker, look for Corey Booker. I would I'm not gonna tell you what to vote for, but in 2028, I'm voting for Corey Booker if he's running for president. Real shit. So I just wanted to put that out there for my gym, and then y'all could do what y'all want with that.

SPEAKER_12 1:14:31

But I'll tell you what I'm gonna do with it.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:34

People should just vote. It's less and less people are voting, and the more you don't vote, the more they're they're changing. Wait, they're working at taking away a lot of stuff, like seriously, it's crazy. Look, voting rights? Quickly.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:50

Corey Booker is known for his advocacy on criminal justice reform, economic fairness, fairness, uh, civil rights, and for delivering the long, longest Senate speech in U.S. history. So do with that what you will. He he's very good at what he does. I I like what he says, I like what he stands for. I like that he's trying to stand up for people, uh, higher mid-class, low mid middle class, lower middle class, below. He's trying to get us help. So I'm just gonna put that out there.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:23

And y'all need to start holding yourselves by voting.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:26

Yeah, for real. Um the midterms coming up. Please go out there.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:32

Do your research. Stop listening to people standing on the coders passing out pies and pamphlets.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:37

Cause this war is this war is stupid. I I I am not a professional. I'm not uh I don't speak on politics and war and shit, but this war is fucking about to get drafted. It's stupid. It's gonna it's gonna affect the stock market. It the Dow plummeted one day and just bounced back. It's all for this oil shit. Um, gas is already hitting$6, as Sean A said earlier. This shit is ridiculous, and it's gonna become the norm if we don't do something in this fucking uh midterm. So just, I mean, this is probably as much of a political stance I'm gonna take because I don't really know too much, but I know what I see. I watch the news, I listen, and I can see bullshit when I when when y'all see it.

SPEAKER_12 1:16:28

So everything the pumpkin muffin ran on, the opposite has happened. Yeah, yeah, and it's like that. He ran on no wars, yeah, he ran on lower uh food prices, lower gas prices. Yeah, what we doing?

SPEAKER_11 1:16:42

He all he lied. Canceling everything.

SPEAKER_12 1:16:45

He told y'all fools y'all was getting a check back from them tariffs he threw out there.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:48

Yeah. Like that, yo, so that's because y'all didn't go watch Michelle's uh movie. For real. Oh, that not for real, because she all she did was take everything from Michelle anyway. But yeah, that's that's my gems. I just I just wanted to highlight Cory Booker and let y'all know that I I see what he's doing, I hear what he's doing, I like what I'm hearing, and I think everybody should hear it too.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:23

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:25

That's as much as political I'm going to get.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:28

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:30

Uh, any closing words before we get up out of here.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:36

Love yourself.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:39

Love yourself.

SPEAKER_12 1:17:40

Figure out your will.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:41

Figure out your Connecticut will, because I'm creating a team.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:45

And this is a journey.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:49

Yeah. Later, y'all.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:52

You know I know what's gonna be going down. It's been a while. It's been a while. That's his will. Now we don't need none of your friends. Just put your own in your woman. It's like you really do it again. Now we're time to do it again. I was on my zone in death. But you don't know, we cannot delay.