Episode 26: Dirty Ass Tub

A woman hires a roofing crew, gets nearly the whole job done, then calls ICE on them. That story alone had us heated, because it’s not just “news” it’s a case study in how power gets abused when money, labor, and immigration status collide. We talk through what makes it feel so calculated, what justice could even look like, and why this moment has people moving extra careful.

Then we take the same honesty into dating culture. A viral clip claims a man asked for haircut and outfit money before a first date, and the arguments write themselves: is that equality or pure audacity? We break down first date expectations, the difference between “take you out” and “meet up,” when 50-50 makes sense, and why social media standards have people asking for benefits before they’ve built any trust. We also get into what you can learn over a meal, the red flags people ignore, and how “fronting” can land you with the wrong person fast.

We round it out with pop culture and pure chaos: Brandy’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star and memoir buzz, performative friendships that feel like competition, Deontay Wilder’s claim about becoming a father without consent, a Florida “Squirrel Queen” acorn attack, and Marlon Wayans raising eyebrows with a mama-first marriage take. If you like unfiltered conversation with real-life stakes and plenty of laughs, pull up a chair. Subscribe, share this with a friend, leave a review, and tell us which topic had you yelling at your phone.

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Transcript

Welcome To The Table

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Enjoy the show.

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Alright. Oh my god, I can't wait till it's hot outside. I just wanna go and jump forget the fucking. Oh my god, I just wanna be outside.

SPEAKER_07 1:03

We almost didn't want to do it.

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Oh yeah, I can wait to be on the side.

SPEAKER_05 2:07

I get free.

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I hate very bad, I hear very bad.

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I hate very lunch, my hair very lunch. Listen here.

Outside Weather And Work Noise

SPEAKER_07 2:33

Alright. We back. Table for three. Oh yeah. Oh, I as you can tell, I can't wait until it's like consecutively hot outside.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

Are you gonna go outside this year?

SPEAKER_07 2:50

Absolutely. I've been a little stirred crazy working from home and not going outside. But yeah, I can't wait. I can't wait to go back outside. How y'all doing? How y'all plus ones doing out there? I hope y'all doing good. It is Wednesday, hopefully. We're doing great, mister. Um I am, mister, if y'all, if y'all new to the show.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

Um and I am that woman, Nene, aka Longback Willie. This is your boy Taskmaster.

SPEAKER_07 3:20

And we are the table for three. Hey, um. What's going on, guys?

SPEAKER_01 3:26

You know, living the dream.

SPEAKER_07 3:28

First, shout out shout out, shout out to uh Sean A. Uh, we celebrated his uh his uh uh presidency. Uh shout out to our plus ones, shout out to the friends and family that came out to enjoy a dinner with us. Um with no coupons. Yes, sir. Get out of here with coupons. I I had one person at least agree with me. Not fully. Well, yeah, I mean, I take whatever I can get. Um, yeah, they uh you know they're so cool to to hang out with. So uh shout out to y'all. Uh shout out to Sean A for the presidency. Uh, how's everybody's week been going, man?

SPEAKER_09 4:11

I'm still enjoying my time off. I am still on my staycation.

SPEAKER_07 4:17

Bucci throwing.

unknown 4:19

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_07 4:26

How long has the vacation been going?

SPEAKER_09 4:29

I'm sorry. What?

SPEAKER_07 4:31

It's been like a week. You have you offered like two weeks?

SPEAKER_09 4:34

So why are we counting days?

SPEAKER_07 4:36

I'm just saying, like, how long you got it all for?

SPEAKER_09 4:38

You know, until I go back.

SPEAKER_07 4:40

That's very true. That's very true. I ain't clocking yet. I ain't clocking yet on vacation hours.

SPEAKER_09 4:44

No, your name was grown-ups.

SPEAKER_07 4:47

Right. Shit. Sign my timesheet. We need you back, Mr. President. But it's cool. Cool week, Nene. What about you?

SPEAKER_01 4:57

Um, my week has been okay. I mean, I'm not bothered. You know, still got the the keyboard banger down the hallway, still banging the keyboard. But I mean, what can you do?

SPEAKER_10 5:07

Keyboard bangers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:09

What can you do? Hey, man.

SPEAKER_07 5:13

I'm not even gonna go there. No, please. What?

SPEAKER_01 5:16

No, I'm good.

unknown 5:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 5:17

Why is she banging the keyboard?

SPEAKER_01 5:20

I'm like trying to figure that out myself. Like, what is the purpose? Is it like, do people think that if you bang hard enough on the keys that it makes it seem like you're doing work? But like, literally, this is all I hear. Well, I can't do the banging of the keys, but the noise that follows the banging of the keys is crazy. It's like the banging of the keys, and then it's like more banging of the keys. It's like and I'm like, what the hell is going on down there? Like, but I will never check. They're on a spectrum. I don't know. Possibly. I have no idea. Okay. So that's the type of stuff I hear every day throughout the week. And I mean, it's literally every day. Every day.

SPEAKER_07 6:06

Wow. No doubt. You can't close your door?

SPEAKER_01 6:08

Huh?

SPEAKER_07 6:09

Can't close your door?

SPEAKER_01 6:10

Man, every time I close my door, people want to ask me questions now. All of a sudden they don't know how to do nothing. They want to come. Oh, hey. No, leave my door.

SPEAKER_07 6:17

So your door, when your door is closed, it's an indicator to ask you stuff.

SPEAKER_01 6:21

It seemed like it, like it's a button on my door to push, be like, boop, poop, time to ask her a question. Hey. Because people don't know how to mine their business. And mind you, it's only three of us in there.

SPEAKER_07 6:30

So the keyboard banger is the one asking your question?

SPEAKER_01 6:33

No, it's the other two. So. The other one too, I mean. Excuse me.

SPEAKER_02 6:44

What?

SPEAKER_05 6:47

That doesn't that doesn't add up.

SPEAKER_10 6:51

Six, seven.

SPEAKER_01 6:56

No, I mean it's the other one too. Like they both second means come and have a question. Gotcha, gotcha.

SPEAKER_07 7:02

Alright, cool. Cool, cool, cool.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

Right? And it's like, leave me alone. Yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_09 7:08

What's in this?

SPEAKER_01 7:09

What's what's in that? Um, tequila.

SPEAKER_09 7:15

But like what? It's the same thing. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 7:19

Neene made a pink drink. Um it's the strawberry pina colada. Strawberry pina colada. That's what he's asking about. I wouldn't know. I can't drink anymore. Sucks to be me. I can't either. That's a lie.

SPEAKER_09 7:31

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_07 7:33

You just drink out of a bigger straw. Sorry.

SPEAKER_10 7:43

Oh. All right.

SPEAKER_01 7:50

Right, we're not even gonna ask how you were doing it. No, absolutely not. My week was great, guys.

SPEAKER_09 7:56

I'll have, you know, I've never needed to upgrade.

SPEAKER_07 8:00

Hey. No hate over here, baby.

SPEAKER_09 8:05

How was your week, though?

SPEAKER_07 8:07

Uh it was it was fantastic, actually. Um I'm I'm happy. I'm happy because there's th there's positive things has happening for my son. Um, both of my sons, actually. Um but for my son who's playing college ball, um, he the end the season ended. He has a I guess they do this um black and gold game with his with his team for the end of the season, give out awards and whatever, whatever. I think one he got robbed out of the defensive player awards.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

Because I was there.

SPEAKER_07 8:41

Yeah, I think he got robbed. Sean A showed up for that. Because uh, you know, he he's a momentum shifter, so defensive-wise, he came there and changes the whole game. So I think he got robbed. But whoever who the person who got it had good defense as well. So I'm not even gonna affront. Um, but uh he got invited to uh do a tryout or or do come some runs with a with a university that I thought didn't want him out of high school. And me being mean, I'm like, oh man, fuck these niggas. They ain't want you originally, man, fuck these niggas. And every time they played, he played against them during like the summer league, he kind of showed out and and bust their ass a little bit. So now when they called and said, hey, we want him to work out last minute, very last minute, um, because I was planning to have uh a nice outing with Shawnee and you need and and I was like, damn, I gotta run out of there.

SPEAKER_01 9:39

So Yeah, you missed a good happy hour.

SPEAKER_07 9:41

Oh man, I heard. So boom, we get him there. Um, I'm like, I'm walking in and we're like, yo, can you believe we've been here like mad times? And like they wasn't really, you know what I'm saying? And he was like, it's all good. And I was like, I love that mentality. Just go in there and just do your thing. He went in there and kicked ass, like belt to ass. Really? Oh my god. So it was some some other recruits there too. Uh, and one of the recruits, the head coach was kind of touring, showing thrown around. So he got in there, he wasn't really doing too much. There's another one in there, had a slow start, but Jordan came out fast, but hitting threes, getting to the basket, almost got a body, almost dunk on somebody, and he was just going crazy. They went three games straight, just all running.

SPEAKER_02 10:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 10:27

Took a break, did another two games, and that was it. So I end up, he was talking to the coach, I'm I end up walking to their players that usually that's on their team. And I just went up there, I was like, you know, what do you think about him? Like, how how he runs against you? He was they was like, he could play. You know what I mean? I was like, yeah, I mean, I there's some things, there's some weaknesses there, but uh, that's something we're gonna work over the summer. Like, and I looked at the the guy he was guarding, he's like a motor. He was just running all over the place. He was I was like, he was tough to keep up with you. And they was like, no, that's a tough matchup, and he kept up with him, so that's pretty fucking good. And I was like, all right, cool. So hopefully, you know, there's some hope there because now his current coach is saying how bad they really like him, so he might get an offer. But he has other offers too. He has like two other offers. So I'm like, and where I want him to go, I ain't gonna say, just in case they listen to shit. But but I I'm just so happy about what he's done and where he, you know, the potential of where he can go. And I that that just made my weekend in my mom's.

SPEAKER_09 11:35

Oh, congratulations. Other than that, that makes me miss my old days. Oh, the golden years.

SPEAKER_07 11:40

Of what? You was playing ball too?

SPEAKER_09 11:42

Yeah, I just missed it.

SPEAKER_01 11:44

But it's he did a lot of goaltender.

SPEAKER_07 11:49

How many balls you uh playing?

SPEAKER_09 11:52

Let's let Nene answer.

SPEAKER_07 11:53

Oh, Nene. How many how many sports he uh juggled?

SPEAKER_01 11:59

Him?

SPEAKER_07 11:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:00

Oh, I don't know. Oh I just said he was a goaltender.

SPEAKER_08 12:04

Oh for what sport?

SPEAKER_01 12:05

Basketball.

SPEAKER_07 12:06

Goaltender.

SPEAKER_09 12:07

There's no go that's what I was trying to figure out.

SPEAKER_08 12:11

Wait, what the fuck? Why do you think I said her answer? Because I'm thinking soccer. Right boss to the face type.

SPEAKER_07 12:24

She came out your nose, baby. Hey, stop daydreaming. Snap out of it, y'all. All right, let's get let's get to what's going on in this world.

SPEAKER_10 12:36

So, um you went daydreaming straight, too. Like daydreaming.

SPEAKER_09 12:45

We got a fucked up um story coming out of Cambridge, Maryland. Oh no. We're a why are you like that? Okay. We're we have a homeowner who employed six construction workers, well, a construction group crew and uh to finish uh redo her uh roof. And they came, they worked and did a couple days of work, nearly finishing the job, and the next thing you know, they turn around one day while they were working, and ICE shows up. That's crazy. Turns out that she called ICE on them. Um, she hired them knowing that they were not legal, um, had them complete primarily almost 100% of the job, and then contacted ICE on them and reported them where they were then opened. Um that's fucked up. They were ultimately taken away, um, losing um about ten thousand dollars uh worth of work for the job. One of the co-workers that was still left behind who was not taken away, um, was explaining, you know, this experience and how wild it was, and said that the um the van that they came in was left behind, the doors open, filled with thousands of dollars worth of tools. Um he was like seeing it online is one thing. He was like, but experiencing it was it so different, and it was just kind of crazy. Ultimately found out that the woman herself she ended up getting arrested as well because shame on you, lady. Um I'll sue that bitch.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

Well, the co-worker that didn't get taken away. Well, for a reason. Nothing happened. What's your defense? But I'm saying, like, he didn't get paid.

SPEAKER_07 14:50

He was the only legal one there.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

But even still, even if he was, he didn't get paid. That's the lawsuit. Pay me my money. Um a job owed.

SPEAKER_09 15:04

Or the company, I don't know what company they work for.

SPEAKER_07 15:06

Was it legal?

SPEAKER_09 15:07

Um I just think it's really crappy, you know, that this whole of this going on. They're just really weaponizing this right now.

SPEAKER_01 15:16

Yeah, if you can't pay, bitch, just do that. Say that you can't pay. Don't why you call eyes? That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_07 15:20

That's crazy. And she had to plot that. That had to be premeditated. Like, I'm gonna get this shit really. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_09 15:28

Yeah, that's really shitty. It's a shitty ass person. But we have so many of them out there right now. Too many. You just you gotta be real careful.

SPEAKER_07 15:36

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

Um you got to be kidding me. Get his gonna go crazy out here. Like, that's why.

SPEAKER_07 15:42

Thoughts and prayers to Juan in them.

SPEAKER_01 15:49

Okay, now that a moment of side. Claudito.

SPEAKER_08 15:57

Claudito.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

Who the fuck you know with that name? There's probably one out there. Like the one percent.

SPEAKER_07 16:10

Shout out to y'all.

SPEAKER_02 16:13

That's horrible.

SPEAKER_07 16:14

They don't understand, man. They they they do a lot for us, man. They come in and make a living, and I I that's a damn shame that she took advantage of that shit.

SPEAKER_09 16:25

You know, their families, for real, everything getting just twisted upside down.

Haircut Money Before First Date

SPEAKER_01 16:28

No, that is freaking ridiculous. So I got another um cute little topic for you. Cute. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:36

Cute.

SPEAKER_01 16:37

So a man flips the script and asks for a haircut, uh, outfit money from the female before they can go out on a date. She she declined. And he said that was the big biggest red flag he's ever seen, and he's happy he dodged a bullet. What you think about that?

SPEAKER_07 17:03

Who me? Okay. I need context. You know I'm gonna come with context.

SPEAKER_01 17:08

There's no context. It's basically. Wait, so she declined to do it, or she's like, she declined to do, she declined to do any of that for him. So they're going on a date.

SPEAKER_07 17:18

First date?

SPEAKER_01 17:19

This is the first date. And he says, Just meant, I need I need my hair done.

SPEAKER_07 17:25

So pretty much what a lot of people are.

SPEAKER_01 17:27

It's basically it's flip the script. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 17:29

So like instead of the females, like, I need a man who can get my hair done, get my nails done.

SPEAKER_01 17:34

If you want to take me on a date, you're gonna have to I need my nails done, I need my hair done, I need my whatever.

SPEAKER_07 17:40

If they can't practice what you preach, then like can't take it. Is that his him in his sophomora? That's definitely his soft man era. If that's what he is in, then that's what he's in, right? Now I mean, uh listen, for honestly, honestly, I look, if it's a f like, again, context matters to me. So if it's his first date and and he's like, this is, you know, I mean, yeah, this is what I want here and there. I don't know if it's here and there. I don't know if it's like, yo, if if I'm if we're going out, you gotta pay for this shit. Um, just like I gotta pay for your shit, it's gonna be kind of a 50-fifty. It sounds like almost a 50-50 type thing, I'm assuming. I don't see nothing wrong with that. First date is kind of crazy, but we get it all the time. So fuck it.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

Here's my question, though. Well, real quick, let me ask you. Say that again, Sean? Yes, he would. Yes, who would? I said, hell no. So let me ask this question.

SPEAKER_07 18:40

So you gotta put parameters on first date. So let me ask this question.

SPEAKER_01 18:45

So if she asked him out on a date, right? If she asks him out on the date, right? And I probably get flack for the dog here, I don't see it being flipped as being bad. If he's saying, well, you gotta get my hair done and get me an outfit to take me out, right? Because technically, a lot of females do that when a guy asked them out on a date. But if you asked her out on a date and now you're like, well, in order to, you know, get this started, you need to buy me some clothes and a haircut and shit for me to take you out on a date because I asked you out. I don't know the first date. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 19:26

So I think it's shitty on both ends. Uh yeah, I agree. I do agree that too. I don't think it's appropriate for someone taking you out on a first date. Bitch, I don't even I don't know you. Right. Because it's also me an ultimatum. If you know this person, the whole objective is to get to know this person if you already look like you a bum or a gold digger, like what what standard are you setting? Like you should always come together and prepare in the first place, especially for a first date. Like, you shouldn't.

SPEAKER_01 20:02

I don't understand and knock it out. Things only happen, things only happen because it has been allowed.

SPEAKER_09 20:10

Because of desperation.

SPEAKER_01 20:11

Yeah. But it's still being allowed.

SPEAKER_07 20:15

It's still being allowed. First date, a first date shouldn't accompany all these kind of parameters and shit. I don't I don't understand why all of a sudden this is. I think people are looking at social media. Social media and try to live up to what they think is the norm, but they're looking up with people that has money that can do this and and ask for shit like that.

SPEAKER_01 20:39

And have to pay for that. And that's their lifestyle.

SPEAKER_07 20:41

If that's their lifestyle, and then that's what they want, and somebody can do it for them, then I you can't live up to that because you don't got that.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

But I could create content like that all the time to make it look like, you know, I got it and all that stuff. That's what I'm yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_07 20:56

I'm agreeing with it. I'm saying, like, if you're if if that is what you're looking up to, and and sorry to say that's probably what they believe. And uh people like kind of live on social media, so they think that is the norm. Like, yo, if you if we're going on a date, a first date, this is what I want. Y'all got this shit fucked up. Yeah. And I think I think eat each other got each other fucked up. Yeah. Because there this sophomora era is, you know, these young motherfuckers, they don't do what we do. They living in their own time, their own space, their own rules, and they they saying like, yo, we ain't not gonna get taken advantage of. We're gonna want the same things and and we're gonna we're gonna give what you we're gonna you're gonna get what you give. Type shit. Yeah. So it's like I don't I I'm not mad at them for doing that. Like, yo, you we're you you're not gonna use me in this relationship and I'm just gonna sit here and and and do everything for you. You're gonna have to bring something to the table too.

SPEAKER_01 22:00

That's what it's like.

SPEAKER_09 22:02

But the only expectation you should have is if they're gonna make it out to 30 days. You gotta make 30 days, bitch. If you treat me well and like wine and dye me or what have you, like, you know, like make it a good first date, make it an enjoyable experience, make it so that I want to see you another time. How a fucking coupon. And if you asked me out on the date, my expectation would be is that you're paying for the date. But see, why is your expectation that they gotta pay for the date? Like you don't asked me out on a date. But you don't come with your own money just in case? Oh no, I didn't say that. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_07 22:40

All right.

SPEAKER_09 22:41

No, I said my expectation. If you asked me out on a date, if you want to see me and you want to go somewhere, see that's my expectation is that you planned on doing something.

SPEAKER_01 22:52

Well just like if I asked you out on the expect me to pay.

SPEAKER_07 22:56

I could understand that, right? But why did I have to be the norm? Like why if I ask you on a date doesn't mean like we can't go 50-50 on this because we don't know what's gonna happen after this date, right? I'm not gonna sit here. I mean, me personally.

SPEAKER_01 23:08

Then that should be something that's brought up.

SPEAKER_07 23:10

Right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It should be a conversation, right? So it it it shouldn't be expected that if I actually on a date that I have to pay.

SPEAKER_09 23:18

If I actually Oh no, because you can have whatever expectations you want. It's no different than someone having the expectation that you pay for their hair and their nails.

SPEAKER_07 23:26

Right, right, okay.

SPEAKER_09 23:27

So if if I don't know you and you are now trying to court me and ask me out, you are now essentially trying to show me why it's worth dating you. There's no issue with me of going 50-50. Just let me know. Hold on. Correct. But for a first date, for me to be asked out somewhere with an It's kind of a contradiction, you're about to say. No. I think if if if you invite me out on a first date and we don't have a conversation about me paying for half of the date, I don't have an expectation that I'm paying for because you want me to come out.

SPEAKER_07 24:15

So how would how would that conversation happen if we try to like the expectation is that? So how do we make that conversation happen with like, yo, we we we split.

SPEAKER_09 24:24

Because most people that is trying to uh These are unwritten rules to men, like you know what I'm saying, like most people that ask somebody out on a date, their expectation of themselves is that they're paying. That's typically just how the world works, anyway. Yeah. So on a first date. So the person who acts, which is most likely normally their expectation is that they're covering the date. Right, right. They wouldn't ask to treat you to a nice evening, a nice whatever time.

SPEAKER_07 24:52

And then they take advantage of that the date. Now you do that and they take advantage of that.

SPEAKER_09 24:58

So no, I said first date.

SPEAKER_07 24:59

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_09 25:01

But I'm not saying that every date that we go on that.

SPEAKER_07 25:04

Oh no, I'm not I'm not talking about any other date. I'm talking about first date uh expectations. Like, so if I am paying and you and then we we go out and then you go, you go absolutely. I'm not that type of person.

SPEAKER_01 25:16

I'm not saying you personally, but I'm saying No, I'm just saying, like, yeah, that's that's not that's not cool, but people do that.

SPEAKER_09 25:22

People do it, yeah. So at that point, it's like, I well, you're paying for the shit you ate, right? Well, I mean, I think it goes back to the conversation we had about the coupon when I said to you, so you have a certain level of expectation of because if you ask that person out and you know whatever, and so you're gonna have a certain amount of money on you to make sure you can cover whatever. And I said, Well, what if that person just goes balls to the wall, eating, ordering all kinds of shit. And you said, Well, you're gonna make sure that does cover.

SPEAKER_07 25:50

Me personally, yes. Me, me personally. But um, we're talking outside of me personally, right? We're talking about the person who acts the per the whoever on the date. We don't know.

SPEAKER_09 25:59

Which is why my point at that time was then you don't put yourself in a situation that you can't afford. You can't afford. So if your norm is not Roose Chris.

SPEAKER_07 26:10

No, no, no, no. I'm saying, okay, we don't gotta go to Roose Chris. Like, say we go somewhere regular Degla and she still ordered half the fucking menu. I mean, that's still that's still it's still a possibility. It's even if it's if it's in the the budget of there and they go ape shit crazy, then what?

SPEAKER_01 26:26

Then you could open your mouth, right?

SPEAKER_07 26:28

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 26:28

Like we're not arguing that part, but like common sense.

SPEAKER_07 26:34

At that point, it's a conversation. Like, I the expectation is yeah, I was gonna pay for the shit, but right, the expectation wasn't for you to go crazy.

SPEAKER_09 26:41

If I'm being asked out on a date and my expectation is that you're paying for the date, yeah. I first of all have common sense, but secondly, I have morals, and I'm not gonna go balls to the wall. I'm always just very conscious of other people's pockets anyway.

SPEAKER_01 26:57

Right. And that's not uh Yeah, but I'm taking y'all out of it.

SPEAKER_09 26:59

I'm taking a lot of people. No, no, no, I know.

SPEAKER_01 27:00

I'm about to answer that. Like, but it's not uh uh necessarily a common thing that happens, it just seems like it's so uh majority of it because it's on social media, but that's something that doesn't happen because uh granted there are shitty people, but there are a lot of people that's not the majority has some common sense.

SPEAKER_09 27:21

On a first date, you don't want to look like a big back anyway.

SPEAKER_07 27:27

Because every day that I remember they they eat like rabbits. Exactly. So it's like Yeah. So yeah, I mean, I get it. I get it.

SPEAKER_09 27:36

But no, I'm just saying that that's my expectation of a first date. If somebody asks me out on a first date, the expectation is that you are covering it, but I'm not coming there with empty pocket. Right.

SPEAKER_07 27:51

Let me ask you something. A first date though doesn't technically mean dinner. Correct. Right? So let's take dinner out of it. Right?

SPEAKER_01 28:01

And go straight to motel six.

SPEAKER_07 28:04

Yo, your dating experience. You're covering it.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

Your dating experience about it, say that was mine.

SPEAKER_02 28:09

Don't do that.

SPEAKER_07 28:11

Don't do that immediately. That ain't a date.

SPEAKER_09 28:14

Don't do that.

SPEAKER_07 28:19

Oh shit. Um, so no, it doesn't have to be dinner. Yeah, yeah. So outside of dinner, if if the I'm trying to, first of all, the I I think a dinner first date is a little cliche-ish to me. Like, I mean, I would going out and eating and shit for the first date is nice, but I feel like a little bit more creativity needs to be a part of a a date. So I'll probably would do something other than a dinner on a first date, somewhere where we can actually kind of learn each other. You know, like a like a paint and sip or something like that, or somewhere where conversations can be a little deeper than, you know, I mean, I gotta watch this bill, or she's pulling out a coupon now. Like, I'm you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_09 29:08

And and those are all fine too. But again, if you're asking me out on the first one. Yeah, I'm covering.

SPEAKER_07 29:20

Oh, so you see why? Why why because you asked me out for this. But that shouldn't you shouldn't look at me funny because you just said the op have an open line of communication. My communication.

SPEAKER_09 29:32

But you didn't say that the communication was that we was doing 505.

SPEAKER_07 29:35

I'm not taking you, I'm you saying personally, you.

SPEAKER_09 29:37

Yes, I'm saying I'm taking you out of it.

SPEAKER_07 29:39

I'm not talking, I'm talking take you out of it. Well, I'm I'm speaking for everybody. No, what?

SPEAKER_09 29:46

Unless you have a conversation. So if you meet someone So the conversation is go in there and get a ticket.

unknown 29:51

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_09 29:52

I'm saying, if you meet somebody and you like, you find them attractive, what have you, y'all start talking and you're like, you know what, I want to take you out on a date.

SPEAKER_07 30:26

What if the conversation is this? I want to take you out on a date, but you know, you gotta get your ticket off this because I already got mine. I I didn't I want you to come with me. You already got your ticket.

SPEAKER_09 30:36

No, no, no, because one, because one, if I'm just meeting you and I'm already going going, like I'm so you had expectations of going and you probably wait, let me finish. Oh my god, let me finish.

SPEAKER_10 30:52

Oh my god, what are you going to pay and sit by yourself? No, let me finish.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

God damn. He just hit you with what every woman will hit you with. I'm just saying, don't matter. Don't worry about it. I don't know what to do with you. He ain't gonna make 30 days.

SPEAKER_10 31:09

Fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_05 31:10

Like, not on all this booche. Nobody wants that sweaty ass booty.

SPEAKER_07 31:18

You see, now we fighting and then you were blocking me. Maybe, maybe not. That shit turned you on, probably. Like, oh no, but I do get what she and saying I get me too.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

Like, if you call if you say that like, I want to take you out on it, like, so you saying you want to take me out instead of saying, hey, let's meet up. Right, right.

SPEAKER_07 31:40

I get you. I get you.

SPEAKER_01 31:41

People gotta learn these words, man.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

No, see, again, the shit that we gotta remember. Like, we gotta know the words of the thing. That's everybody.

SPEAKER_09 31:50

It is between friends. Oh, hey, you know what? They gotta pay, they gotta paint and sip or whatever. Let's meet up and go do that.

SPEAKER_01 31:59

I'm expecting to pay my way. Now, hold up.

SPEAKER_07 32:01

Now, if we go meet up and your expectation is this is a first date, is because I got my words wrong.

SPEAKER_01 32:09

If you said meet up, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 32:11

No, they they they so they fucked up, right? All right, so all right, but they ain't gonna take accountability. You said it was a meetup.

SPEAKER_01 32:18

You ain't gotta worry about that. You say your piece and move the fuck on. See, nah, people wanna worry about what the other person's rebuttal is gonna be. I don't give a fuck. Well, the first day you're trying to make an impression, right? But they already proved that they they ain't worth the shit after saying like there's a lot of things that come with making an impression.

SPEAKER_09 32:34

And an impression is the fact that you the thought process of what we're gonna do for you, like of how you're entertaining me. Of the whole courting process, that's more to me than that. Yeah, it's technically not what you can buy for me. Yeah, right. It's what's your personality? I also want to go back to the the dinner thing, the dinner date thing, because I actually well it don't even have to be dinner, but I appreciate for me having a meal with someone who is trying to get to know me and I'm trying to get to know them. And I say that only because there's so many things you can learn from someone over a meal. Oh, Jesus.

SPEAKER_10 33:15

No, it's true.

SPEAKER_03 33:18

What the way I cut my steak? Oh, this is how you try to chew.

SPEAKER_01 33:24

Oh my god, how I chew! What the fuck? Tell me, if you go out on a date with a chick and she's sitting there smacking her ass off. I know you're gonna sit there and be like, I'm just not rubbing like a goddamn cow. I want to rubber something cool.

SPEAKER_03 33:41

Very true, very true.

SPEAKER_01 33:44

She's wiping her mouth cool. Cool, she's wiping her mouth on her sleeve and shit. Come on now, you know, that's crazy. Okay, you gotta play. You gotta be this thing's a too long. Y'all taught me something real quick. And then even deeper in that, you having a conversation with this person. So now it comes to the time when you're talking and they just cut you off to continue talking about themselves. That ain't it. Mm-hmm. You self-centered.

SPEAKER_07 34:07

Oh. Okay. Y'all been through some shit.

SPEAKER_08 34:11

Yeah. I want to see if you know how to order a bottle of wine. What? I'm just joking.

SPEAKER_02 34:18

I'm just joking.

SPEAKER_01 34:19

I can't order the juice, bitch. And that's the crazy thing, too. Like, all that fronting with when it comes to dating, and you get all hyped up for it, and you go back, and now you get in your block knocked off because you like how he bought you all this expensive stuff. Right.

SPEAKER_07 34:36

Yo.

SPEAKER_01 34:36

That's how most people end up with a narcissist.

SPEAKER_07 34:39

Order an apple juice. I am out of here.

SPEAKER_01 34:45

Talk about Brimian Straw. I am out of here. I am out of here. Not apple juice. You should have said cranberry juice. Like, this bitch got a UTI.

SPEAKER_07 34:57

Oh, Jesus. Nah, I'm good. I got a point. I got a point.

SPEAKER_01 35:04

That's why people be stuck with the people they don't need to be stuck with because they don't be paying attention. You gotta pay attention to these people.

SPEAKER_09 35:11

Because these people is fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_03 35:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 35:14

You do. And like, but no, I do like different types of ideas too. Like, think outside the box sometimes. Yeah. Yes, I'm I'm all for that. But don't be bringing, and for me personally, don't bring my ass on something that I'm about to die on.

unknown 35:29

What are you?

SPEAKER_01 35:30

What do you think about it? Don't bring me the six flags.

SPEAKER_09 35:35

I'm not trying to. We don't have to ride this in there. No, we die. We ain't gotta get on rides. I'm not doing that shit. I'm about to break a leg and now, oh, I was so cute.

Brandy Walk Of Fame And Memoir

SPEAKER_07 35:46

And then he'll take care. You know what? Just tell me what your diary is, bitch. What's your diary? Yeah. About to go to Queen Charlotte and shit.

SPEAKER_10 36:03

I am of a certain age now.

SPEAKER_07 36:06

I need to stay on the ground. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_01 36:10

Do you? Unless you fly in the hall.

SPEAKER_07 36:13

Oh, now it's a problem with your feet up in the air, right?

SPEAKER_01 36:15

Oh, shit. What a doctor said.

SPEAKER_09 36:21

That part. All right. That's a mess. So congrats to Brandy. Congrats.

SPEAKER_02 36:28

Woohoo. Congrats to you.

SPEAKER_09 36:29

She was uh just honored with the 2,839 star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Why did it take us so long? No, I'm debating. That's a good question. She should have been up there. Um it follows her contributions to the entertainment industry. She's a multi-platinum Grammy Award-winning recording artist and actress. Um she had accepted her star. Um, she had a lot of different um notable um celebrities and friends and uh Ray J. And attendance, minus her brother Ray J. He didn't show up? Nope. So I think the invitation was left in the mail. Yeah, so he actually came and did um because he was gonna act out. He did a little uh video. Oh, with the uh how to um Shine and uh he just he recently did a video speaking of the fact that he wasn't um are taking some time apart right now. Oh, okay. Because of all of that stuff that he did with the shine and she cussed his ass out.

SPEAKER_01 37:38

You know she did.

SPEAKER_09 37:39

Yeah, she she pretty much was like, I love my brother, but you need to be over here right now.

SPEAKER_01 37:45

But the crazy part about it, too, with that whole thing, like I get he just trying to defend his sister, but sometimes he's gonna be a big deal. But a lot of it is for sure.

SPEAKER_09 37:51

He does a lot of extra stuff for sure. That's what I was about to say. And you have to understand your audience, first of all, and you know your sister.

SPEAKER_01 37:58

Your your sister's not about the life that you not when you're yelling at these motherfuckers talking about come here and let me F you, like I'm about to put it in your like tie. That's what the fuck you say. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 38:09

He went on a whole tirade in defense of his sister, Brandy, talking about how he was gonna screw all of this.

SPEAKER_01 38:18

It sounded like he was just jealous. They didn't date him.

SPEAKER_09 38:21

So they are on a um you see right now. I'll still be there. I still love you, but I can't do this right now.

SPEAKER_07 38:28

Yeah, bitches worried about the first date. That nigga run around talking about you're gonna everybody at while I said. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_01 38:36

Like, you know you're keeping that inside.

SPEAKER_09 38:43

Oops. No, he's crazy. He is, but you know, congratulations to Brendy. I think that that's a um a huge achievement. Yeah, congratulations. Not everybody gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fight.

SPEAKER_01 38:53

So here's my thing. Did she get that star after or before Mason Shine started talking about her?

SPEAKER_02 39:00

After.

SPEAKER_01 39:01

It was after?

SPEAKER_02 39:02

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 39:04

Because it was like nobody really spoke about her getting the star. It was all about all of this with Ragey and all that. It was like, you know what? With Wanye and all of that. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 39:15

Well, you know, the Wanye thing is coming because she just put out her uh memoir. Oh, her memoir. Which she goes into detail about her relationships, her life. What shaky neck dude?

SPEAKER_01 39:26

They were dating. She was 16 when he was 22.

SPEAKER_07 39:29

Yeah, yeah, we knew that back then.

SPEAKER_01 39:32

Yeah, but they they they they told the story of oh no, we're not romantic, we're just friends. We know it was bullshit back then. Ain't no different than that whole R. Kelly and Aliyah shit. And yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 39:49

They was grooming detail in the memoir just about from a 16-year-old's point of view. What all of that now what she realizes what that was. She was groomed. Yeah. And um and in him, although still being young in his twenties, he still was older than her and an adult. Yes. Um, and absolutely took advantage of the fact that she was an impressionable young uh girl. Um and then shaky neck. There was a um, they had brought up uh old interview of him talking about it back then. Um and he had said, like, oh yeah, we um he said like she's 16 or whatever. I don't remember the words he said, like we doing it or something like that. I can't remember he said something, but um yeah. It's crazy though, because for at least for me back then, you know, we around we're the same age as Brandy for the most part. Well, not you, Nina, you know.

SPEAKER_01 40:57

Brandy's older than me. Don't do that. Yes, she is.

SPEAKER_07 41:00

Back then she was older than Wine.

SPEAKER_01 41:01

Brandy's 47.

SPEAKER_07 41:03

No, she's 46.

SPEAKER_01 41:05

No, she's not. She's 47. I looked it up.

SPEAKER_07 41:09

Yo, she is.

SPEAKER_01 41:10

Yeah, because I'm sick of y'all bitches. A year fucking younger, y'all act like I'm so fucking old. Fuck y'all.

SPEAKER_10 41:19

I love it. Um, like, fuck y'all. My birthday day before hers.

SPEAKER_07 41:33

But um You still look young, girl. I know I look younger than you, that's for sure. Younger than who?

SPEAKER_01 41:39

You I don't know why you're laughing so hard. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_10 41:47

God almighty.

SPEAKER_09 41:49

What have we come to?

SPEAKER_01 41:50

Got more gray hair than me talk about. I don't know. Stop it. You got more beard than I do. Oh shit. I know you just playing. And even if mine grew in it, it grew in more than yours. Yeah, you gotta keep it groomed and trimmed for the first date.

SPEAKER_08 42:10

With a coupon. Not with a groupon.

Performative Friendships And Hidden Competition

SPEAKER_09 42:14

But yeah, um, congrats to Brandy. And I hope um her memoir sells. I hope she does really good with that. I'm interested to see what else starts coming out from this memoir and other stuff that she's been, she says that she has held in and held back on that she's now releasing and putting out there. Maybe she'll talk about whatever was in that uh that letter from Whitney Houston right before she was.

SPEAKER_01 42:47

To be determined. That's so sad. So I have a video I want y'all to listen to.

SPEAKER_07 42:57

Um, you're supposed to be in there too. Be in weird too.

SPEAKER_01 43:03

What's it about? So is this lady talking about um friendships, but like the friendships is not real friendships, especially if the person is performative within the friendship. I thought that was very interesting.

SPEAKER_09 43:17

Um performative friendships.

SPEAKER_00 43:25

Okay, unpack that. Perform. I feel like a lot of people are playing nice, especially women. We like to be nice instead of just being kind. And so when I'm nice, I will oblige a lunch date with you. I will oblige having this gossip with you. I will do that. One, because and honestly, our spirits are kindred, so I like a little miss. Two, I'm performative, so I like the aesthetic of being your friend. Wow. You know what I mean? Yeah, and then three, I like what it feels like to have you around me because ultimately, back to little Miss Secret competitive, I kind of feel superior to you. So even though we're sitting here, everybody knows I'm the one. Wow. And so when you have when that is the posture of your heart in friendship, it's really hard to build something of value, something that is pure, and something that is godly. I feel like real friendship has become unconscious. Because we perform too.

SPEAKER_01 44:26

So I thought that was very interesting, but I also would know that I would never be her friend. And the reason why I say that is because everything she said. No, no, she the friend she's talking about. She says that she's the friend she's talking about. I do agree that people take light to relationship, friendships, especially where they throw around the girl, I love you so much. You my this and like y'all met two days ago, and now y'all the best is of friends. People misconstrue acquaintances with a true friendship, right? Like I feel like I wouldn't be her friend because one, you performative. I'm never competitive with my friends. I never look at my friends like I'm in c in competition. Why you looking like you are? Then why are you making that face?

SPEAKER_09 45:28

You saying she is or has been? Right. Tell me.

SPEAKER_07 45:32

I've been around y'all a pretty long time.

SPEAKER_10 45:34

Oh now you done grouped us together.

SPEAKER_07 45:36

Oh yeah. The both of y'all do the same thing.

SPEAKER_01 45:39

Do what?

SPEAKER_07 45:40

Y'all can be a little performative at times.

SPEAKER_01 45:43

I'm not saying Yeah, we're not saying they are friend though. That's facts. Like Okay. Yeah, like.

SPEAKER_09 46:00

So I'll speak for myself. I have encountered a few people that have I've had that type of relationship with. That they have been performative friends. Um and to which in kind I have been a performative friend. Yes. Um, because I've spotted it and I see that because it, like you said, Nene, it's been the, you know, you just met me, we chilled for half the day, and I was like, oh my God, I love you so much.

SPEAKER_08 46:39

That's what I was going to do.

SPEAKER_09 46:40

You know, and then it's like now you become the extra clingy person. Now you want to hang out all the time. Now you wanna, you always on my phone. You always you now you want to occupy me and my time and my space on a regular basis to start being the only one or the main one because oh my god, you love this friendship that is is budding.

SPEAKER_01 47:00

But do you consider that your friend though?

SPEAKER_09 47:05

There's levels to friendship. So that person has now automatically declared me as their friend. And I may look at you as, you know what, you seem like a cool person. This is someone that I can build a friendship with. And so we're building a friendship. So if someone asks me, like, oh, who's so-and-so, a lot of times I would use the term like, oh, that's my friend so-and-so, because we're building a friendship. And I don't feel like I have to go into all these details, separating and compartmentalizing people, like, oh no, well, that's just an acquaintance that I met, that's my own thing. You know, I don't feel like having to do all of that. So I just leave it very, you know, even keel. But I do acknowledge that because I see this person for who they are, and now I have to pay a little extra special attention to you because you might either be crazy on the spectrum, um, jealous of me and what I have or who I am, and you're trying to to emulate that or try to one-up me or show everybody that you're, you know, I'm beneath you or have the same things that she was saying. I'm gonna put on a fucking show too. And so, yes, I have been that performative friend sometimes, but I'm not a performative friend when it comes to my true true friendships. Yes, right, but that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_01 48:25

I don't consider other people, they may consider me a friend. I don't look at them like that.

SPEAKER_07 48:31

Not do they know that. But see, that's what I'm saying. So I was gonna say a lot of these, a lot of this happen.

SPEAKER_01 48:38

I don't talk to a lot of them. Sorry, go ahead. My bad.

SPEAKER_07 48:45

I think a lot of this happens when with co-workers. And they start budding when it's not in the workplace anymore, and the conversation happens outside of work a lot. I think it becomes performative at that point. Okay, okay. So I I I would agree, I I know I am. I I get I can get performative at times, especially around people who I just like you, I I know they're putting on a show, or they want something from me. And it's like, we ain't friends because of that, bro. Like, you don't don't just show up when you need something, or don't just you know what I'm saying? So I I know what this is, and now we all of a sudden cool is like I can play this role too, type of shit. Um but that's what I was kind of aiming at uh originally, is like when you see performative, you match the same energy type shit. Yes. So I so I because I know I do it. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_09 49:47

So because I I have a very small group of friends, friends that I consider like these are my people. I consider like family, but I have a large group of friends. Yes, yeah, if that makes sense. Right, right. There's a lot of people that consider me friends, yeah, that I let them have the title and I'll utilize that title, but I also know that they are I have different bubbles.

SPEAKER_07 50:20

You're friends for a reason.

SPEAKER_09 50:21

Right. Correct. And a lot of times it's for mutual reasons. Because if I see that you're using me for certain things, I'm gonna see what it is about you that I can utilize as well, because we both need to get something out of this or I need to move on.

SPEAKER_07 50:37

Yes.

SPEAKER_09 50:38

Because I'm not gonna be the only one being used.

SPEAKER_07 50:40

You think that's the point she was making here, though? Like I I think I think she's making that point, but she's she's just being uh uh just forward and saying, yes, I'm performative too, is in in this clip.

SPEAKER_09 50:51

I think she is the performative friend that comes into the situation and just say performing.

SPEAKER_07 50:59

Yeah, yeah, I got you. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 51:01

And that's why I said she wouldn't be my friend.

SPEAKER_07 51:04

Or is she just explaining like what friend would those type of friends be like, I think she was doing a little bit. Yeah, she's gonna be like, that's what it sounded like to me.

SPEAKER_01 51:13

Uh that she's that, she's that she that sorry.

SPEAKER_09 51:17

Say she that one more time.

SPEAKER_01 51:19

Shut up.

SPEAKER_09 51:20

Because the reason that I don't consider myself technically a performative friend, like how she's a performative friend, is because I'm very standoffish with people in the first place. Yep. Especially when I first meet people, because I don't trust no damn body.

SPEAKER_07 51:34

It's hard to get in your circle.

SPEAKER_09 51:35

It's hard for me to really, you know, I'm very nice. I'm a nice person. Yeah. Um but don't just be all up in my face and because I don't trust everybody. I'm very, very uh guarded when it comes to people. And so it takes a lot for me to really open up to you. And as much as you think I may be open up because shut up, as much as you think I'm opened up because I'm a good time, I ain't open. Right. I'm just having a good time.

SPEAKER_01 52:04

And like I'm very I'm very performative. I'm very performative. Like if I'm tipsy, if I'm tipsy, I'm very performative. But as soon as I sober up, I'll be like, bitch, who the um, because I know I'm not gonna see them again anyway, unless I see them again and I'm drunk again. It's in that situation, that's it. But um, as far as like that, I do have like a performative person I do deal with, and I will be performative with that person. Yes, because it is your friend. As much as you try to toss it over here, but that was your friend first. I came into that situation.

SPEAKER_09 52:51

But see, she says my friend first, which means he wasn't your friend. That's her friend.

SPEAKER_01 52:57

No, it was her friend. I meant his friend.

SPEAKER_09 53:00

Which means that she now has established a friendship with this person because she said they were my friend first. They were my friend first, and then you made a friendship. And that's what I said. I mean it's a performative.

SPEAKER_01 53:13

Yeah. But it's a performative friendship.

SPEAKER_07 53:17

Initially, or she was being performative first.

SPEAKER_01 53:20

Well, uh, when I first met them, I didn't know the difference.

SPEAKER_07 53:25

Uh what? The difference between what performative ones?

SPEAKER_01 53:29

Uh how they yeah, how performative they were. It it after being. I don't think it started out as a performative friendship. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_09 53:36

Because that's what I mean. Not acknowledging that it was got you, got you, gotcha, gotcha. Because they was doing shit outside of me.

SPEAKER_01 53:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 53:43

Gotcha. They were friends.

SPEAKER_01 53:45

I didn't say she wasn't a friend. I just said that they was your friend first that he threw over here. I ain't throwing them nowhere. But that that friend throw my friends out. But that um, I didn't say threw her out, but that friend became very performative. And so I got one, I got, uh. All right. You are the performative friend.

SPEAKER_07 54:09

I got one one really true friend who's performative. So I I accept the performative part for him. Oh.

SPEAKER_10 54:18

Now I'm curious. There's the only one person I can. Well come on now.

SPEAKER_07 54:31

That's about everybody else's family.

SPEAKER_08 54:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 54:37

I I I accept it. That's that's that's my guy. I'm lying. I do have an uh uh I got a a f couple close friends. But we don't we we hardly don't we hardly talk.

SPEAKER_01 54:50

He's always just dumping them off.

SPEAKER_07 54:53

But we don't we don't hardly talk.

SPEAKER_01 54:54

What we do is you don't have to always hardly that's the thing, like you don't have to talk to your real genuine friends every day. You don't. If you once y'all speaking, it's like it never does a pause.

SPEAKER_09 55:08

Yeah. Baby has a performative friend that I don't think she acknowledges is a performative friend. I know.

SPEAKER_10 55:16

I know that they're a performative friend. I do too. But she doesn't acknowledge it. She acknowledges them as their ever friends. That bitch is performative as fuck. Yep. Yep. Indeed. We're gonna move on. We're gonna move on past that. All right, go ahead. Uh but there um we had what's his name?

SPEAKER_09 55:49

Deontay Wilder. Oh, the boxer? Yeah. Um he was telling his story on Piers Morgan um show recently about how his baby mother became pregnant with their daughter. Um, and he says that she injected his uh sperm in her and then she ran to the bathroom. Wait. She like turkey basted?

SPEAKER_07 56:13

She's a baster. I don't when she says ejected, that ejected. That's injected.

SPEAKER_01 56:20

Allegedly, he claims that he ejaculated on her stomach. She hopped up before he could wipe it off, so she ran to her and injected into her vagina.

SPEAKER_09 56:31

And like he's he's pretty graphic about it. Like he says, like, she uh took her finger and pretty much just fingered herself with his sperm um to get pregnant. I mean, that's what she did. I mean, honestly, that's what you had to do.

SPEAKER_07 56:49

I mean, there's people who are out there that does that.

SPEAKER_09 56:53

Now, do you talk about that on your first date or if I'm off first date with somebody? I'm off for honesty, but you know I'm a turkey-based kid.

SPEAKER_07 57:05

And then there's just way too old. There's some things that you by the way, I'm a turkey-based kids. As soon as you bitch, I would like to know this before we go into it.

SPEAKER_09 57:19

Now, my question is if you are the person now, if you're him, and you find out that this is what she did, how do you now handle this going forward as far as the relationship with her?

SPEAKER_07 57:35

I wouldn't know. I legally, I I I don't know what I can do legally to be like to protect.

SPEAKER_09 57:43

Um because do you say, like, oh she stole my sperm? Because you wasted it on her.

SPEAKER_07 57:48

I mean, the intention wasn't for her to get pregnant.

SPEAKER_09 57:51

So she's not a trash can.

SPEAKER_07 57:54

But she wanted to get dumped on. Because I mean, I that was that had to be consensual, right? It's not just one side. He ain't do it on his own stomach, and she slurped it up and put it in her.

SPEAKER_10 58:06

That's true.

SPEAKER_07 58:07

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_10 58:09

That was that's that almost made me.

SPEAKER_07 58:13

Get the fuck out of here, Sean. That ain't make you do nothing. That made you reminisce. Um, no, so I I I would have to have some kind of proof saying, like, I, you know, I didn't like injaculate in her.

SPEAKER_10 58:29

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_07 58:30

Like, consensual, I mean not that consensual, but like the the normal way of having intercourse. Well, it was it wasn't happening.

SPEAKER_09 58:37

I hold out how you move forward co-parenting with a person like that.

SPEAKER_07 58:41

Like, then like I would try to get custody. Really? But depending on the state and however that shit goes.

SPEAKER_01 58:48

Can't they relinquish their rights though? I mean, not rights, but like, I don't want anything. Uh, it depends on the law.

SPEAKER_07 58:57

I think it depends on the law.

SPEAKER_09 58:58

It really, yeah. It depends on the state, it depends on what the laws they have. It depends on if someone else is stepping up and wants to be the other parent, and then you can relinquish your rights. Um, I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 59:13

Because that gets tricky because if I mean the reason why she did it is for some kind of compensation.

SPEAKER_09 59:20

So it's like all she needs is the DNA test to say, oh no, this is his baby. So he has responsibility over this child.

SPEAKER_07 59:27

I think that's fucked up.

SPEAKER_09 59:29

But I think if she can go after him financially.

SPEAKER_07 59:33

You know, what's his defense?

SPEAKER_09 59:34

It's like, I didn't because it's like, well, prove it. Yeah, prove you didn't eject it inside me.

SPEAKER_07 59:39

Yeah. I mean, unless he recorded it.

SPEAKER_09 59:42

Because you don't want the baby because you didn't think I was gonna get pregnant. Now you made up a story that you did it on my stomach and I did this to myself. That's kind of wild for you to say that.

SPEAKER_07 59:50

I would have called the cops that night. How's T-Man going to swim from your belly button?

SPEAKER_01 59:55

I would have called the cops right then and then. I'd be like, this bitch still about sperm.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:00

I mean, it it gotta be something about stealing sperm, gotta be some kind of law, right? I know, but it's like prove it. I mean, if they were doing that for you, shit, they may have recorded it.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:13

Ask AI to recreate the AI, we outta here. You know what?

SPEAKER_09 1:00:21

Yo, chat. And now you going off showing that video, now I'm gonna sue you.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:28

It doesn't have your name and likeness.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:30

That's revenge porn.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:32

It doesn't show your face.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:35

Then you can't prove that I but it says your name.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:39

It says my name with that name.

Florida Squirrel Costume Chaos

SPEAKER_07 1:00:42

Identifiers. You got a tattoo on your like a Mickey Mouse tattoo on your pussy. Oh wait, don't Jenny and Jackson got something like that. It would have been tigger. But um I pad it's right next to you, Bucci. Talk about talking about bounce.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:58

No, I'm leaving. I refuse. Yes, please. Um, so I just want to talk about um we're back in Florida. We haven't been in Florida in a while. Hey, Florida. So it is a floor woman. Florida woman. Jesus Christ. Arrested after climbing in a tree.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:31

What part of Florida is this?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:33

Is it I knew it?

SPEAKER_07 1:01:39

I really should look at these things.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:41

Oh my God. So a Florida woman has been arrested after climbing in a tree in a squirrel costume, declaring herself as the squirrel queen during a corn attack. This is Jacksonville.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:02

Oh, of course.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:03

According to authorities in Jacksonville, deputies were called after neighbors reported a woman behaving erratically in a residential yard, only to find her perked several feet up in a tree, dressed head to toe as a squirrel. Um, witness say the woman began throwing acorns at respondent officers while shouting, I am the squirrel queen. At first, deputies attempted to de-escalate the situation, asking her to come down safely. She refused. According to the report, the suspect allegedly continued tossing acorns and branches while issuing that one officer described as nature-based commands. One of the neighbors said it looked like a Disney scene but aggressive. Who the fuck dresses up in a squirrel? She was Sandy Squirrel. Maybe she was role-playing. Wait a minute. Is this her?

SPEAKER_09 1:02:57

Is this her? Yes. Is that her? That's her. She could be married to the tree.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:02

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:05

White people doing white things. That's fighting.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:09

She also yelled at the officers that this is her territory they were trespassing.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:14

You see her eyeballs? That's how squirrels look. Her pupils. She's high. She was high as hell. She had to be. Yo. I mean.

Marlon Wayans And Mama Boy Talk

SPEAKER_09 1:03:24

Yeah, her pupils dilated. I mean, you can identify not all the time, so like trying to hit ticker.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:35

Oh no.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:38

Hey, she could identify as anything she wants.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:41

That is true. That is true. She identifies as nut tea.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:50

Yo, the nutty the squirrel.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:54

Yo, talking about I'm the squirrel queen.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:58

So Marlon Waines um had made a statement where he shares the reason that he says he never tied the knot. Um saying that he um never wanted his mother to be jealous of a woman and never wanted her to feel second to any woman. Is that a red flag?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:19

Was he sleeping with his mother?

SPEAKER_07 1:04:21

Hey, on the first day, is that a red flag?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:24

For somebody to say that?

SPEAKER_09 1:04:27

I would say yeah. Yeah. I mean, I just think that's a little creepy. It's creepy as fuck. Yeah. I mean, it's one thing to be close with your parents. It's one thing to have a good relationship and be a mama's boy or a daddy's girl or what have you.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:39

He had like 18 kids. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:41

But I think that that's a little excessive. He's trolling. That's a yeah. I think either he's just trolling or that's a cop out for him never wanting to actually commit.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:51

Yep.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:53

It could be another reason. I mean.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:58

Well, I mean. They still marry.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:09

Teach his own, man. Yeah. I think that's a horrible uh, you know, reasoning. Uh that uh that was like that had to be like the first thing that popped in his mind. He couldn't think of anything else.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:20

Or he is 100% a mama's boy in a weird way. They do exist, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:28

They do exist. I would have never shared that bit of information. That was actually something that I actually lived through. Yes. Um, like there were mothers in the comments, and one mother was like, please put me second. I love my son, but please put me second. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:42

Oh, what is Marlon?

SPEAKER_07 1:05:45

Don't y'all come for me, but I'm sure I wasn't even going there, yo.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:50

I'm just saying, the like hey yo.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:54

I think whatever at his age. So at his age, saying that is weird. It's extremely weird. Right?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:03

So either he's but the fuck.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:12

Hey yo, what the fuck was that?

SPEAKER_10 1:06:17

It sounded like Netty screaming for

SPEAKER_07 1:06:33

We're live, guys. I'm sorry. I this I'm sorry, guys. Plus ones out there, listen. Let me explain something.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:46

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:48

It's funny though. We're just wild.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:58

But um no, but Marlon, stop saying that shit. That's weird. That is strange. I don't even know if you take that serious coming from him, though. You know what I mean? Because of like the stuff he says normally.

SPEAKER_09 1:07:10

That's true. That's true. Because I do think that he does a lot of trolling. But I kind of feel like there's uh some truth to it. That's just for one reason or another. And some people may just really love their mamas a lot and don't want to have to deal with their mother being in the middle of a competition between their mother and at this point, it's not a competition.

Hood Jeopardy And Final Laughs

SPEAKER_07 1:07:32

Your mother wants grandbabies. I mean, I guess you could give them to them if you like a jacket on her stomach and she runs to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:39

But that's crazy. He got cats. Oh, that's cool.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:43

Well, teachers on, man. If you love your mama, man, hey. Ain't no judgment over here. Well, now we're on your favorite part. Oh. Not the O. So I was He forgot he was here. I again, I think, I think we had a good time playing uh Hood Jeopardy the other time, so I'm gonna bring it back. But it's not the gems. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:12

The gym is uh Jeopardy. Right.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:15

Hood Jeopardy. I don't I don't have Jeopardy music, so I'm bringing back Hood Jeopardy and I was trying to get yourself over there. Nah, last time I think Sean ended up winning. Um so Hell yeah, I did. So we're gonna do I'm not black.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:42

I'm from the hood.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:45

I'm not. We got we got new categories. We got growing up black.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:51

I failed.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:52

Food, oh God. Growing up black, food, lifestyle, hip hop, and randoms.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:01

I know we got food down.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:04

So I'm thinking of a number between one and sixty-three.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:09

Five.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:11

What? Just five? Forty-two. It's closer to five. So yeah. Alright, which category do you want?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:26

400.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:27

400. Food for a hundred.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:29

Food for a hundred, Alex.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:31

Typical response for when you ask your parents for McDonald's.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:35

You got McDonald's. Oh, damn. I forgot we got a buzz. Go ahead. We got McDonald's at home. Nope. Buzz. You got McDonald's money.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:45

Do you have McDonald's money? Is the correct answer. All right. Go ahead. Your thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:53

Oh. Um, we're gonna stick with food for 200 LEC.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:58

Common meat for dinner.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:04

You're wrong. You ain't for puzzles. You don't need a bottle of pussy.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:09

Chicken. That's racist.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:13

Hey, yo. What you ain't what you ain't put in the uh thing. What? You gotta put it in a question. Uh what is chicken? That's correct. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:24

That's racist.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:26

Uh food for 300.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:28

Commonly used condiment in your home.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:31

Buzz. What's hot sauce?

SPEAKER_07 1:10:35

Uh let's see. What is hot sauce? Yo, that's crazy. I go. Your choice. We're gonna stay with food. She ain't come to play, really. All right, food for 400. Yeah. One food that stinks up the house during the holidays.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:55

Buzz. Damn.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:57

That was a tie. That was a tie.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:00

Um rock, paper, scissors, blow your head off.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:03

Joe. You can't do that on air.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:07

Oh shit. Get it together, goddammit.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:16

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:17

Are you gonna take that out for real though? No. Take what out?

SPEAKER_07 1:11:25

I don't know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:28

Um uh paper scissors shoe, I guess. First one. I didn't know that was. What the hell was that?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:37

She was like, She said rock handicapped.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:47

She delayed.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:50

Oh my god. Would y'all get this together? Oh Sean, oh my god. What are chitlins? What are chitlins? Yeah. Jesus Christ. It's like pulling teeth just to get that one. God damn. I know.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:08

She's like, hold on. Because we both knew the fucking answer.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:14

Alright, what do you want to do?

SPEAKER_10 1:12:15

I don't need any more food.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:17

For 500. Uh uh. What food item is prepped in the tub?

SPEAKER_09 1:12:24

500. I mean buzz.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:28

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:29

In the tub?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:30

What are collard greens?

SPEAKER_07 1:12:32

What are greens?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:35

I didn't grow up that black.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:36

Oh my god. That was food. That's not growing up black.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:39

Uh-uh. No, I mean that's a that's some nigga shit. I ain't grew up that black.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:44

They do always do it in the tub.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:45

No, in my house, they didn't. It was at a sink. It wasn't in no tub.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:49

The tub was dirty as shit, dude. All right, we your next category. What y'all want to do? What do you want?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:12

Y'all bought it be the table for two. He said you go up with ring on the collaries. Right, because I didn't put the shit in the fucking time.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:28

Fucking steel. Oh shit. Finish the phrase. I bought you in this world. It buzz. I'll take you out. I'll take you out.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:38

What is I'll take you out? Yes.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:41

Shit.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:43

Go ahead. Um, number two. I mean 200.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:46

Finish the phrase. Be quiet before.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:49

Buzz. I get you something to cry about.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:53

I think you need to quit.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:57

I did.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:58

It's over. She ain't playing no more.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:01

That dirty time.

Last Words And Sign Off

SPEAKER_01 1:14:04

My time ain't dirty, but that's fucked out. That's a gem. The wall got the ball run out.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:18

What the fuck? This is this episode over. This is done. Shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:30

Oh my god. I ain't coming back. Oh my god.

unknown 1:14:35

Yo.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:36

Any last words before we leave out of here? I ain't coming back.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:38

Okay. Later. Later up. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:53

Put my money up. My head very bad.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:02

My head very bad. My head very lash. My head very lash. I did everybody fast. No one every fast. Every very fast.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:17

I got a minute. I didn't make that.