Episode 29: Shrekking with a Plunger

Gen Z keeps giving names to things people have always done, and “Shrekking” might be the most revealing one yet: dating someone you’re not attracted to because you think they’ll treat you better. We unpack what that says about modern dating, relationship standards, insecurity, and the stories people tell themselves when they’re tired of being hurt. Then we ask the uncomfortable follow-up: have you ever been the one doing it, or the one being “Shrekked,” and would you even know?

The tone shifts when we react to a heartbreaking news story, and it pushes us into a real talk moment about how the internet shapes what we say and how we say it. We get into why words like “killed” get replaced with “unalived,” how algorithms and moderation change public conversation, and why clarity still matters when the topic is serious. From there, we dive into sexual health and relationships, especially the difference between intimacy and sex. Touch, affection, kissing, and closeness are needs on their own, not just a preview for intercourse.

Things get wild again with a breakup story that crosses into obsession, plus a viral balcony hookup eviction that turns into a debate about public sex and common sense. We also talk workplace boundaries and why helping someone get hired can blow back on you, and we close out with a music debate around Justin Timberlake vs Bruno Mars, with Usher entering the chat. If you like funny friends, honest takes, and conversations that go from ridiculous to real in seconds, hit play, then subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a review.

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Transcript

Cold Open And House Rules

SPEAKER_10 0:00

Welcome to the table. The opinions of this podcast are for entertainment purposes only.

SPEAKER_11 0:06

Our thoughts and views are not to be taken personally. It is not that serious.

SPEAKER_02 0:10

We are trained professionals at being regular ass people. If you can't take what we serving, this is not the table for you.

SPEAKER_11 0:18

Reservation denied. Enjoy the show.

SPEAKER_08 0:33

I'm trying to blame you down. So without shades on, can't sit when I bring you round. Put up on the pull list that work a tongue and make me faster than a speed and butter. Hello, stronger than a locomotive. But only for the FABO L O US.

SPEAKER_04 1:15

Oh, girls and girls. I am happy that you're making back after our last two episodes. With no judge being screaming.

SPEAKER_10 1:30

We love y'all out there. Oh my god, we already know what our super power would be.

SPEAKER_04 1:49

I told you once before. It is by this boy.

SPEAKER_08 2:25

Super woman, every day, yo, the super woman, I'd say my day's I put a gay some play. Now I wouldn't even grave their way. I understand why the other two behaves that way. They see the icy S on your chest. And grave and gravey whip that light. Usually my tips some tight, but only green I keep from you.

SPEAKER_10 3:09

Okay, let's go, baby.

SPEAKER_08 3:10

Let me explain to you. Let's go. What you saying? It's not even like that. You don't love me.

SPEAKER_09 3:18

I don't even wanna touch it. I don't wanna see you walking through that door. It's what making this down you say right now. Baby. Oh shit. Damn. It's seen you barely beat the sun. Stop it, my do the door. Thinking you gon' get some fragrance that I don't even wear. So if you want some love, and I suggest you go back there. With you, it's always workers around the corner. God knows that I don't deserve what you put me through. Cause I've been so true to you. But if you took a man at me to the name Excuse me, all of you for all of you lies, all of you sweet talk. Baby this, baby that your life they work in that one start and that goes. I have to shut you down. I have to shut you down. I was a fool. Yes, I did, yes, I did, everybody rocking for it in the starter, and the time I just shut you down. I have to shut you down. What were you doing? First guess bringing her into our home in our bed. Messin' on my chest and violent milk. Woo!

SPEAKER_12 5:10

Bad boys pass me. Uh-huh.

Weekly Check In And Wild Jokes

SPEAKER_10 5:16

Alright. What's going on, ladies and gentlemen? Welcome back to the table. If you haven't been here before, I am Mr.

SPEAKER_01 5:27

And I am that womanini, aka Longback Willie.

SPEAKER_10 5:34

Yo, the face you made after that. All in the KC. And I'm Sean.

SPEAKER_03 5:44

Heard what you said. All in the kids.

SPEAKER_10 5:48

Oh, what's going on? What's going on? Yeah, I'm happy to be back here. I'm glad you joined us again. Um, how's y'all's week been?

SPEAKER_02 5:57

Thank you so much for having me. Well, my week was okay.

SPEAKER_10 6:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 6:03

Um you said that real chipper and then ended with okay. My week was okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

It was okay. Like, not a bad okay. But my friend did. I said friend, that's crazy. My coworker. True. So I got a little bit more information about the procedure. Oh. They just keep telling me stuff about their procedure.

SPEAKER_10 6:30

Boo-boo procedure?

SPEAKER_02 6:31

Yeah. Oh my god. Like, please stop it.

SPEAKER_10 6:34

You can't do it because of too many corn?

SPEAKER_02 6:36

Yes. What? No, they had the procedure done. Oh, okay. Now they're just like, oh, you know, I've never been the been right after the procedure. Like, it was just the coronavirus. It wasn't that. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_10 6:49

This is a different procedure. Yours requires a plung a plunger. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

Not a plunger. What? What? Turn your mic off. You this too early. Okay. We just started. What? I wish you get the boo-boo out. That's crazy. Oh. Wow. But other than that, I'll see. Other than that, it was farting.

SPEAKER_10 7:12

Okay, cool, cool. Sean?

SPEAKER_13 7:15

Just getting plunged.

SPEAKER_11 7:18

Yep. Just getting plunged. A little boo-boo here, a little boo boo there. Oh, God. No, it's not. How was your week? No, my week was good. My week was actually um.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

What happened? Oh my god, he don't remember. That was a good plunger.

SPEAKER_03 7:36

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_12 7:37

He got root of the wheel.

SPEAKER_03 7:38

I was sedated.

SPEAKER_11 7:42

It was a good week overall. Good, good, good. Yeah. Nothing to um write home about. Nothing to complain about. Anyway, listening anyway. Y'all listening to me? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 7:53

Yo, get out of here. I I the same way here. I didn't it it was a really boring week. Like literally, I had was it a full one? Yes. No. No, to no. I had the Friday off. Um, but my work was done since last week. It's kind of a long month, so we finish our reports, all the stuff is like it's it's just it's one of those weeks like I have every month. It's just all the reports are done. You can't really do anything until certain things are ran. And so the busy time is actually gonna be uh this week and the beginning of next month is kind of the busy time. So I didn't really do shit uh last week.

SPEAKER_11 8:38

So I think I actually I think I fell asleep this week at one day at work.

SPEAKER_10 8:42

Yo, did you really? Yo, I was like I literally was chilling on my couch, just clicking through channels. Like I had nothing to do. I really had nothing to do.

SPEAKER_11 8:52

I was in my chair at my desk and I woke myself up. Yeah, and I was looking around like okay. Like you in the office. Hope anybody didn't see it.

SPEAKER_03 9:01

Right.

SPEAKER_10 9:02

Oh, that plunger get here. Um, no, I I I kind of did the same thing because um it's like I I had work would come out like spirit like sporadically throughout the day, and there's not really a lot of shit.

SPEAKER_02 9:15

So it's like truth, work came spiritually, not existent.

SPEAKER_10 9:21

Hello, amen. Um I was like sitting at the desk and I was like, oh, I gotta find something to do. So I turned on the TV to see if there's any sports things going on. The draft wasn't starting yet, so I was like, I can't see the draft. I was trying to find something to watch, everything was like boring. I was like, oh god, and I was trying to listen to the only thing I found funny is like our old podcast episode. Really? Whatever I say is just what it is. And I I don't go back. No, I recommend going back. Yeah, you know what I and I did to like our first couple episodes. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_11 10:00

Not that far back. That's reckless.

SPEAKER_10 10:02

We what the fuck? Like the last couple episodes, though, it was pretty funny. Yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, I I don't know how y'all do it out there, and don't cancel us, but hey, thank you. Yeah, so yeah, again, I I I agree. I agree with both of y'all. Mine's kind of okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:24

Okay.

Shrekking And Dating For Safety

SPEAKER_10 10:26

So what's going on in the world? Crazy world today.

SPEAKER_11 10:33

Gen Z has um created a term for uh a specific way of dating now. Um they have now coined the term Shrekking after the movie Um Shrek. Shreking. Yeah, Shrek and Fiona and Donkey. Um I got a Donkey.

SPEAKER_13 10:58

Yeah, that could be interpreted. I know. So many ways. So many ways.

SPEAKER_10 11:05

What's the first thing you thought of? You call it, you say yeah?

SPEAKER_11 11:10

I say heehaw. You count in, but no. That's not a dunk. I know. More accurate, actually. More accurately. But um, yeah, so Shreking is when you date someone that you're not attracted to, but you're hoping that they're gonna treat you better than if you uh dated someone who was attractive.

SPEAKER_02 11:36

Who was attractive? That's crazy.

SPEAKER_11 11:39

Um I don't understand why they named it Shrekking, though. Only because I get like they're trying to say because they were ogres, so they weren't attractive. But Shrek and Fiona were actually attracted to each other, so I don't get how they used that term for that.

SPEAKER_10 11:54

But um, until he found out she was a uh an ogre too.

SPEAKER_02 11:58

No, he was attracted to the ogre. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 12:00

Oh, not not the princess.

SPEAKER_02 12:01

Not her princess form, no. Oh, yeah. But that's why when they got a chance. You gotta find the ogre in all the in the person that you're looking at.

SPEAKER_10 12:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 12:11

You gotta find the ogre.

SPEAKER_10 12:12

Yeah, I mean, every people could be pretty one have an ogre. People could be pretty outside and have an ogre inside. You just gotta find that ogre and bring it out.

SPEAKER_07 12:22

What?

SPEAKER_11 12:24

I could see that for like personality. So like they can be pretty on the outside and ugly within because they personality. Yeah. But that's why I think I'm going with it.

SPEAKER_10 12:34

I think he didn't. That's why I was like, what? Oh, yeah, you're clear enough. Go back to the I mean everything you're saying right now.

SPEAKER_11 12:47

Um I think it's funny though, because like that is it's technically not a new dating um thing, because like that's been done forever. People have like dated uglier people or people less than.

SPEAKER_02 13:04

Right. But for them to come up with a name for it is crazy.

SPEAKER_11 13:07

Like, have you guys ever um dated someone that have you ever shrecked? Have either of you ever shrecked?

SPEAKER_10 13:16

I was probably the shrek of many people. Really? I I think that of myself, but I'm you know, I've been I don't know. I I I believe I was a sh a Shrek of a few people, but have you ever shrecked? I don't so I wouldn't, I I wouldn't everybody I was dealing with I was attracted to some of them one nice thing. Well, well yeah, some of them one nice yeah, those are striking. Yeah, those are those are shrekking. 30 Shrek's or last. I mean, if if we doing uh, you know, one to ten type thing, and like Shrekken would be what six? Six or below?

SPEAKER_02 14:05

That's a good number. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 14:07

Oh that's past the mid mark.

SPEAKER_10 14:10

It is okay. Five? Wow, five and below is Shrekken? I don't I don't think I got I don't think I fucked with any fives or below. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 14:20

But did you do it for the purpose of I gotta be a five or two, five and a couple of fives. Was it for the purpose of feeling like they would treat you better or you'd have a better relationship with them than you're gonna do? No, because they had a tin ass. Hey, yeah. Oh, okay. So it's like I'll deal with a little Shrek for that 10 ass. So there was a Shrek and donkey.

SPEAKER_10 14:45

Yeah, yeah. I mean, uh they had qualities that I liked, and then I just I I kind of wanted that, and then Okay. So you just kind of ignored it. So was that yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:58

Well actually, that's a butterface, ain't it?

SPEAKER_10 15:01

Butter face, yes.

SPEAKER_02 15:02

Yeah, so we did have a term, technically. Yeah, yeah. Butterface.

SPEAKER_10 15:07

Yeah. It wasn't a lot, it was a few and far between, but like when you in that zone and it's like and you auto zone. You you hitting the dry spell, you gotta get something right, and you gotta get right. You just gotta get right. That's crazy. Nene? No. No, never. You never had a butterface?

SPEAKER_11 15:25

No, I've never butter dude. You've never shrecked.

SPEAKER_02 15:28

Yeah, no, I've never shreked anybody.

SPEAKER_11 15:31

Do you feel like you ever were a Shrek?

SPEAKER_02 15:34

No.

SPEAKER_11 15:35

No.

SPEAKER_10 15:36

Well you have to think highly of yourself. Me too.

SPEAKER_11 15:38

Yeah, me too. No, that's real shit. Um I feel like I'm not nice. Sorry. I feel like I did. What'd you say? I'm not nice, so no, whatnot. I feel like I Shreked, but not for those reasons. I I have Shrek, but not because I thought the person would treat me better. It was sort of uh they got a horse? Let me You wanna try something different? It was just sort of like, you know what? Let me expand my palate? Yeah, and give and give this side of the tracks around. I know what you shrank.

SPEAKER_10 16:20

Not that but not that I was like, oh god, I hope they treat like this so you thought it was gonna be something like type of shit.

SPEAKER_11 16:26

I was like, let me, you know, because I at the time I was like, maybe my standards are too high. So I was like, let me lower my standards and not just And then he realized my standards was perfectly where they were exactly where they needed to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, the fuck.

SPEAKER_10 16:45

And I ended up with Lord Farquah and Quatin. Um, yeah, I yeah. Nah, I never looked at if if we're gonna term it uh Shreking, I never looked at any of those as a long-term type thing. It was just like you'll do for the night type shit.

SPEAKER_11 17:13

But I don't even think it per like it really worked.

SPEAKER_10 17:17

I don't think that's the Shrekking thing. I know, because any anybody that I had an actual real relationship with, yeah, was over seven. So you meant score-wise.

SPEAKER_11 17:29

Yeah, uh Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_12 17:33

Did you just make me the skeet skeet priest?

SPEAKER_11 17:35

Donkey donkey priest. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 17:40

But um I'm not even gonna tell y'all what I thought.

SPEAKER_10 17:44

Yo, that was dope. The combination of a skeet skeet priest on a donkey.

SPEAKER_02 17:51

Yeah, it just came back. Never mind.

SPEAKER_11 17:54

No.

SPEAKER_02 17:54

Anyway, yeah, see, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 17:56

I don't even really think that that matters though. Like, cause I think people gonna treat you whatever, whether they ugly or not. Yeah, like because some of these motherfuckers don't even realize they're ugly. Some do, but they still just got a nasty attitude or whatever. And they their character is their character, and they're gonna treat you however.

SPEAKER_02 18:15

I've actually heard some people say, like, the ugliest motherfucker be really thinking they to fly his shit and treat you like shit.

SPEAKER_11 18:20

And it's like, do you not realize you ugly?

SPEAKER_02 18:22

Sometimes those come with you know, extra stuff. What's that? Yeah, you know what that is. Just like you just said. Yeah, yeah. Horsing around. No, like yours for you was ass. I know that was you. I know exactly where you was going.

SPEAKER_12 18:42

That was ass.

SPEAKER_11 18:43

Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's what you meant by horse and around. That flew over my head.

SPEAKER_02 18:52

It was like pew. Well, mess.

SPEAKER_10 18:57

A plus ones. Have you ever Shreked? Y'all hear Shrekking? Y'all hear Shrekking?

SPEAKER_11 19:03

Or have you been the Shrek? Oh shit. Would you even know if you're the Shrek? I think some people know the Shrek.

SPEAKER_02 19:09

And they just accept it.

SPEAKER_11 19:10

I mean.

SPEAKER_10 19:11

I don't think they would accept it.

SPEAKER_11 19:12

They would just like Sometimes they have to accept it because there's nothing. Like, what are you gonna do? Like oh, yeah, it's very true. I mean, when you're ugly, you know you're ugly. I'm sorry. I don't think that's maybe ugly. Sometimes some people don't think that when you know you're less attractive, I mean when when you're less attractive. You know you less attractive. If they're ugly, they're ugly. If you pretending you don't know you less attractive.

SPEAKER_10 19:38

If you got a tooth sticking out your cheek, ain't no way.

SPEAKER_11 19:42

Somebody will rub on that tooth. Like if you've always been told Somebody's gonna rub on that tooth outside your tooth. You look just like your daddy. Like, you know you less attractive. What you say?

SPEAKER_10 19:55

You know. Shout out to our ugly ones. Just find you a skeet and prepare. Hey, y'all all welcome here. Damn. I'm happy I didn't hear what I said. I heard you heard the ski. No, you didn't. Weird.

SPEAKER_02 20:15

Y'all didn't hear it. Skeet Prize? Yeah, I didn't hear it. Um, I don't know if I want to do this story. Did we just say shout out to us?

SPEAKER_13 20:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 20:30

Everybody's included here. We don't discriminate at all.

SPEAKER_02 20:38

Yeah, so we're gonna move on to our first audio. Right? It was that one or no? Was it something else? Yeah, yeah. Why'd you make that noise?

SPEAKER_10 20:52

Because I'm looking like, what are you showing me? I want to see.

SPEAKER_02 20:57

No, I wanted to make sure first.

SPEAKER_10 20:58

Did my plan this first or are you gonna explain it first?

SPEAKER_02 21:02

I didn't know what it was. I don't want this is one of the ones I actually didn't listen to. Why'd you make it? Okay. Because it was under the one I was gonna do, but I didn't want to do it. Oh shit. Sorry. No, no, it's all good. Let's get our shit together today. Because it was like a downer. I didn't want to go there. So I was like, eh, I don't want to do that one.

SPEAKER_10 21:30

So I want to hear what that was. I know.

SPEAKER_02 21:34

No, it was the uh that guy with the kids.

SPEAKER_10 21:41

What about the guy with the kids?

unknown 21:44

Okay.

Tragedy In Shreveport And Moving On

SPEAKER_02 21:49

Yeah. All right, well. So eight children ages one to fourteen were killed in a mash. In Shreveport, Louisiana.

SPEAKER_10 22:01

Shreveport.

SPEAKER_02 22:02

Shreveport.

SPEAKER_10 22:03

Isn't that where Fifty got his other thing at? Who? Isn't that where Fifty is building like a movie studio or some shit? Shreveport.

SPEAKER_02 22:14

Oh, he Tyler Perry in it?

SPEAKER_10 22:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:16

I ain't know that.

SPEAKER_12 22:17

Did you say Shreveport? Shreveport. Shreveport. Shreveport. You know, New Orleans, whatever.

SPEAKER_13 22:26

He's like, sheriff sure would. By you.

SPEAKER_10 22:28

Yeah. Far quad. Oh, damn. So he he unloaded on uh little kids.

SPEAKER_02 23:02

So so from the story that I That's sad.

SPEAKER_10 23:08

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

This is why I didn't want to do it. This is exactly why I didn't want to do it.

SPEAKER_10 23:13

Rest in peace to the little kids. They don't they don't deserve that. Come on. No, no.

SPEAKER_02 23:17

And not you saying it with a grin.

SPEAKER_10 23:20

No one deserves to get on the kid. Oh no. No. That's sad, yo. Why did he do it? They say why? Was he just missing?

SPEAKER_02 23:27

Well, from what I was learning is they were in the middle of the wife wanted a divorce.

SPEAKER_10 23:32

Uh-huh. And he had 14 kids.

SPEAKER_02 23:36

So no, they I think he had. He had a lot, but it all of them wasn't his. Like it was the majority of them was his kids, and then a couple of them was cousins. Oh. And one kid actually escaped. Did you see the video of her jumping out the from the roof out the window or whatever? You saw it? Oh, you didn't? Yeah, that was the only one that that was the only one that escaped.

SPEAKER_10 24:02

She power dived out the window. Fucked the roll. Got out of there. She didn't break no limbs. That's good.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

Well, the adult that I guess that jumped with her did, apparently.

SPEAKER_10 24:15

Oh, uh, older lady?

SPEAKER_02 24:17

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how old.

SPEAKER_10 24:19

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 24:19

Yeah, we're gonna move past this story. Next.

SPEAKER_10 24:21

Whoa, damn. Well, rest in peace. Rest in peace. Thoughts and prayers. Um, I think it's sad.

SPEAKER_02 24:26

Yeah, two women are actually in critical conditioning. Conditioning?

unknown 24:31

No.

SPEAKER_10 24:31

Condition. One of the jumps. This is a white guy? Yeah. It's a white guy.

SPEAKER_02 24:36

No.

SPEAKER_10 24:37

It's one of us.

SPEAKER_02 24:38

It's black people doing white things.

SPEAKER_10 24:42

That's blacking. Black whiting. Blackening. Blackening. That's blackening. Damn. So I guess yeah, mad child support.

SPEAKER_02 24:55

The crazy part about it is I think I was about to say one or two of two of the kids wasn't even the belong to the chick that he was married to.

SPEAKER_11 25:05

Yeah. Well, you said they were cousins, right?

SPEAKER_02 25:07

No, no, no. There was cousins there too, but we said Shreveport. Of course they okay. But but but his one of his his daughters wasn't the wife's daughter. It was the child of a previous relationship. And he unalived that child too. Damn.

SPEAKER_10 25:27

Why why are we s so why is the the term unalive now? Nobody likes killing, killed? They don't say that no more? Is that too harsh? I guess because this is it too harsh?

SPEAKER_02 25:36

In these days, it's more of a politically correct way of saying things now.

SPEAKER_10 25:40

Really? Yeah. I guess so, yeah. He shot him. He's a bastard for doing it. But we like to say unalived. That just sounds weird in the context of a yeah. And I, you know, it it seems like this is a norm now.

SPEAKER_02 25:57

And you know what's even crazier? Like, if you like type, like say you're writing something up or whatever, and you put it on there and it in there, like if you do it in chat, in chat, it like asking the question, it changes it to unalive. It says unalive. And it's like, yeah. They're like, oh, let's keep this appropriate. Like what?

SPEAKER_11 26:18

Wow. Yeah. So what does it do you know? Um, what does it change it to if you um put in grape?

SPEAKER_02 26:24

I never tried that, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 26:27

But what it what what would it change it to? Grape? Yeah. Oh, oh, I I'm about to say, like, what, raising?

SPEAKER_11 26:39

I'm gonna just go ahead and head out. He's like, so if I put in plum, it says prune. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 26:50

No. If I want to talk about ass, I gotta put in a picture of a peach every time.

SPEAKER_10 26:53

Yo, goddamn. Why are we we can't say these words? Is it like triggering to say those words? Uh uh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 27:03

Like, it is weird. I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 27:07

Would any of y'all be triggered if if that word is uh no, no? Okay, so I'm uh I I don't understand. It's just it's it's I guess it's being a little bit more conscious on how people take what you say.

SPEAKER_02 27:18

Everybody's sensitive nowadays.

SPEAKER_10 27:20

Oh I'm just saying it's politically correct. I don't know. Oh yeah, I don't I don't know. Well, yeah, I ain't near yet. I might be saying all these shit. You have. Yeah. What the fuck you got? All right, I'm gonna beep that up. I'm gonna beat that up. But I get it. All right, all right, cool. It just sounds really, really, really bad.

SPEAKER_12 27:50

That shit sounds so harsh. Oh my god. You just made me smile.

SPEAKER_11 27:59

So after um the so much.

SPEAKER_10 28:07

Yo, it gets quiet. I'm gonna keep talking. All right, let's move on.

SPEAKER_11 28:12

As a podcast with his wife, and um they speak about different topics, and uh the topic that they were speaking about um just recently was he was speaking on how men don't feel comfortable exploring themselves and that it's time to change that. Oh Lord.

SPEAKER_06 28:30

Men don't feel comfortable exploring themselves. Part of that comes from years of homophobia. Like men, especially black men, I don't touch myself, but we don't do that. I mean a girl. So how do you know what you like if you don't touch yourself? I realized years ago I love making out. It doesn't always have to end in. And I used to say to Kaden, how come you don't ever just come jump on me and we just kiss and hug and touch on each other? And she's like, because you're gonna wanna f afterwards, and sometimes I just don't want to f. So now we can't make out because you're not gonna wanna f later. And I'm just like, that's part of my oxytocin, what I need. Because you're worried about the end result, you don't give me something else that I need. That's the intimacy component. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_13 29:18

And it's funny because the exact part that you laughed at or like reacted at is the part I knew was gonna hit you. Because why we made that exact statement before?

SPEAKER_02 29:33

We both looked at him at that moment.

SPEAKER_10 29:35

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 29:37

And he was like, okay, here we go.

SPEAKER_10 29:40

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_12 29:42

He was like, is there is there a politically correct word? He's a god of trigger.

SPEAKER_10 29:54

I got nothing to say.

SPEAKER_11 29:56

No, I think I think um I am curious why there are a lot of um guys out there, more in the black community, like he was saying, that um they're not so prone to exploring their bodies or touching themselves.

SPEAKER_10 30:14

Listen, I agree with what he said. I just finished watching DTF St. Louis. Motherfuckers explore each other's bodies as friends throughout that whole season. And I'm looking at him like I would never be a friend like that.

SPEAKER_02 30:32

Your thighs are great, though. You don't think these are too big? No, they're weird.

SPEAKER_10 30:37

He was he was willing to get a heart on, so to make his friend feel better about himself. But I mean, like, no fucking like yeah, you not well, not you with somebody else. No, no, I'm just saying what I'm saying is those type of men, I ain't one of them. And I think it's because of what he said. We just deal with homophobia and all that shit, and and we're trying to we're trying to conform. Like, it's almost like the per the people who were just brought up and raised to think a certain way have a hard time to kind of to conform out of it, right? So the way of thinking on homophobia and stuff like that, they see that the climate is changing, but it's really hard for them to change with the climate.

SPEAKER_11 31:22

So they would try as far as out being out in the public and and not doing whatever, but it's when they get home, they they going right back to I'm not so like when you like if is it like uh if you touch yourself and it feels good, you're like, oh my god, I can't believe I made myself feel good. Like what? No, no, I don't think I think everybody beat they meet. No, there's a lot. That's what he was saying. Like, there's a lot of men that don't because they view it as like that's why he said, I'm not gonna do it, I have to a female.

SPEAKER_10 31:56

I I'm like that, I was like that forever. I was just like, why would I even have to? I can just I have a lady, I have a female, um, and I will always find a female to do it. But then, no, there's there's been dry spells that's for a long time. No, I ain't going around you are goddamn out there. You think I'm going eight months without fucking you fucking lying. You know what I'm saying? So no, I I think I think they do it. I just think they'll don't talk about it.

SPEAKER_11 32:29

Yeah, yeah. It's like the unspoken yeah, right.

SPEAKER_10 32:33

I'm sure all of them do it.

SPEAKER_02 32:34

But you know what that ain't no different. I will say that there's a lot of females that are afraid to touch themselves too. Really? Yeah. That's a shocker. It's it it it seems like it's not a thing, but it is some people's like, I'm not gonna do that. Like, oh my god, that's mm-mm.

SPEAKER_11 32:49

Yeah, I have to I have encountered some females. Yeah, me too. I like that.

SPEAKER_10 32:53

Like, I don't do that. You know what's crazy about that whole thing he said too? It's like my wife said that to me the other day. It was like, you know, if you don't touch me, I don't think you, you know what I mean? It doesn't have to end in sex and shit like that. I always think it has to end in sex. You see what I'm saying? You she just wanna be held. She knows she just wants to be touched. She just wants to be, you know, we don't have to do all this stuff. It don't even have to be in sex, it's just be intimate with me.

SPEAKER_11 33:18

That was actually the main part of it that I thought was interesting that you touched on that part, not the whole touching yourself, but just the intimacy part. Because I think people don't understand the difference the difference between intimacy and intercourse or sex. Right. Yeah. It's like you can just like sometimes all someone wants or is craving is intimacy. Just have that connection.

SPEAKER_10 33:41

I'm still, I ain't even gonna lie, I'm still kind of working on that myself. Because it's it's I'm always thinking everything needs to end in time. Like you want something.

SPEAKER_13 33:52

It's like I'm gonna always paint these walls.

SPEAKER_10 33:55

No, no, I've been there forever. Like, I feel like that's what you want. Like, if if that, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 34:01

If not even like yo, you want pleasure. Skeet, skeet, skee, don't hold me.

SPEAKER_10 34:09

Like, that's you know what I'm saying. Like, I'm not gonna sit here and tease you because I for a long time I've been told I've been told stop teasing me. Don't tease me, don't tease me, don't tease me. Alright, well, you just you want that, then I'm gonna give you that. Yeah, I'm gonna make you fucking have orgasm like two or three times, and then I'm good.

SPEAKER_11 34:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 34:27

I get it. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_11 34:29

I get it.

SPEAKER_10 34:30

Yeah. So you're a creature of repetition. Yeah, I'm it's a habit. I'm just as a creature. I I I always my my whole thing with having uh a partner um is to make her feel like anytime I want her to be pleased. I I don't want her to feel like she's she's not attractive, she's not sexy, she doesn't like sexy. Yeah, I I want her to feel like you know if we're gonna do this, I'm going to it's gonna be the best time ever. And I'm gonna try to do that every time. So that's that's my kind of love language. I don't mind making her like orgasmed because I I kind of get off on them orgasm. So like that's my thing. Like, oh, once you do that, I'm I'm all in.

SPEAKER_11 35:19

But have you ever experienced or had someone orgasm off of just being like the intimate foreplay?

SPEAKER_10 35:30

And then almost doing it, yeah. Yeah, I've I've done it without having to actually actually have sex. But because they did it, then I'm gonna want to have sex. And it's like, I well, let's go. Because now me, I I've done my job. And now I can make you do it again now that we're about to have sex. Like, it's it's now as an extra bonus because I just made you fucking have an orgasm. I ain't even do nothing. And now I'm about to put it in. Oh, you you're gonna love me after this.

SPEAKER_11 36:07

This is gonna be beautiful. Like, oh, let's watch a movie, and I'll give you a foot rub. That's intimacy. Yeah, and now I'm gonna nut on your face. Fucking, fucking, yeah, like Yeah. Hey, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 36:18

Yeah, yeah. We ain't watching the movie. I'm trying to tell you, yo, I, yo, what I've when I'm when my before my wife became my wife, uh-huh, I I I invited her to my house for some dinner. Right? Never had dinner. Dinner in the movie, actually. Dinner in the movie, never had dinner, never watched the movie. I put the movie on. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_11 36:42

Is that why you said because you said recently in one of our podcast episodes that um you don't like dinner dates because you don't get to know someone.

SPEAKER_10 36:52

Yeah, you don't know.

SPEAKER_12 36:54

You just it's like no a meal. Skiet, skeet, sketch.

SPEAKER_10 36:58

No, especially no, see, see, my thing back then is see back back then when I was younger, I I never wanted to take them out to eat. I wanted to cook for them to let them know I had that quality of cooking. Even though they never tried the food. Some of them did, yeah. But but the thought of me cooking for them turned them on more than even eating the food. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So I I kind of I was raised by like by wolves. My mother was a wolf. No, I had sisters, you know what I'm saying? So I was a Bayesian Gemini wolf. I don't know what that sounds like.

SPEAKER_02 37:41

Wolf.

SPEAKER_10 37:41

Wolf. It's like two different get out of here.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

Get out of here. Is that a damn mosquito?

SPEAKER_10 37:50

No, that's a moth. Um that's a mosquito. Oh, we got mosquitoes now. All right. No, but being around them. It's just that's how I always got it. Okay. So I mean, I I I understand. Yeah, I understand. But yeah, I I think he's absolutely right.

unknown 38:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 38:09

I think he's absolutely right.

SPEAKER_02 38:10

So Nene. Which is interesting coming from a man.

SPEAKER_12 38:14

Well, I think I like comments.

SPEAKER_10 38:16

I think we always had that song, we just never had the chance to talk about it.

SPEAKER_11 38:19

He experiences that, and what better way to understand yourself and get to know yourself and then be able to understand because you could be pleased every day of your life by somebody and never fully understand a certain level of pleasure because sometimes you don't know, you know what you like from other people, other people, and may have never experienced a certain level of pleasure that someone else may not have been able to get you to reach.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

See, that's why I always understand. Like, I like when when I met my husband. You shit it on yourself. Uh-huh. And he was like, ooh. I would be like I would be like, let me see. Let me see how you Hey yo, get the fuck out of here. Go home. I would be like, let me watch you so I can see how you, you know, one, yeah, it is a turn on. Two, like, I want to know how you would never do it. I want to know how you would never I would never do it. Pleasure yourself.

unknown 39:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:38

So I would never I would I would know how it works. If my wife asked me to do that, I would never do that.

SPEAKER_10 39:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:44

Why?

SPEAKER_10 39:45

I'd you feel it? Oh no, wait, now now I would, but back then, I would never do it. Really? Uncomfortable. Yeah. Because it's like, won't you do it?

SPEAKER_02 39:59

I'm not about to do this while you sit there watching. Why don't you do it? Because I just feel like if you don't know how to pleasure yourself, how you gonna know what you really, really uh can get from your partner?

SPEAKER_10 40:17

Right. Right. Mm-hmm. You know, for a long time I missed out on what like her sucking the gooch would mean. I ain't I because I wasn't even fucking with the gooch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 40:30

That's crazy. Yeah. Well, because and back to the earlier topic, you know, it's not masculine to um a lot of people to venture towards that area. And so they're like, no. And kick your ass across the room. Until they till they force, till they force it on you, and how your legs is up on the ceiling thing.

SPEAKER_12 40:59

What is this? Oh wow. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_02 41:04

Like what y'all did, man. My wife had me spray eagles.

SPEAKER_10 41:11

You were saying that is about it.

SPEAKER_11 41:14

No, that's what the fuck that is wild. Jesus. Like, can you imagine a Clydesdale upside down?

How Far To Win Back An Ex

SPEAKER_02 41:25

Trying to run like the picture. That's so weird. So, um, how much stuff would you possibly try to do to get your get back with your ex?

SPEAKER_10 41:46

W what?

SPEAKER_02 41:47

With an ex. Like how much what? What like what how how do I say this? How like revenge. How much revenge would you like what would you do? What's the most craziest shit you would do to get back at your ex? To get back at them? At them. Not with them. About a bit of both, but it's out of spite.

SPEAKER_11 42:10

I'd explain it, but so like you getting back with them, but only to get revenge? Get revenge.

SPEAKER_02 42:20

Or it's more of an obsession.

SPEAKER_11 42:22

Or I I am so lost.

SPEAKER_02 42:24

So okay. Sorry. I said it wrong. So maybe, okay. One word. Two vibes. What would you like what would you do to get your ex back? Like, what's the most like craziest thing you would do to get your ex back?

SPEAKER_10 42:41

Absolutely nothing. I don't want my ex. Some people do though. Oh. Um.

SPEAKER_11 42:48

And it's like a negative way of getting them back?

SPEAKER_10 42:52

What's the most extreme thing you would do to get your ex back?

SPEAKER_02 42:55

It's most, it's it's more extreme. I don't know. I wouldn't say negative, but maybe to some other people looking like looking in, like, why would you do that? But I don't care what you're saying.

SPEAKER_11 43:04

Well, right, because I'm just picturing like, okay, that could be my ex. I could still be like extremely in love with them, so what lengths would I go to get them back? Or I hate this motherfucker, but I'm ploting. It's A. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 43:18

Yeah. Like you're obsessed with your ex. I'm not obsessed.

SPEAKER_10 43:24

I wouldn't know how to answer that. Um, hmm. I I I've I've I know I've done this though. I I know I seen my ex one time, um, and it was a oh my god. And I I just wanted to know if I still had it with her. Like if I still had the moves and whatever. So I not the moves. Yeah, the so I put it on them, like to see if it worked. It worked. And I was like, oh, okay. Got the drawers and I'm that's it.

SPEAKER_11 44:02

I feel like if I was like obsessed with them and wanted them back, I would probably undergo plastic surgery, get a new face, meet them on Tinder, go out on a few dates.

SPEAKER_02 44:19

That's exactly what this guy did.

SPEAKER_11 44:20

No, you serious?

SPEAKER_02 44:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 44:22

Oh shit, holy shit. Shit, you become a whole new person?

SPEAKER_02 44:26

A man reportedly underwent 37 plastic surgeries.

SPEAKER_11 44:31

You lying? I really didn't.

SPEAKER_02 44:32

He changed his name in a disturbing attempt to get close to his ex, despite having a restraining order against him.

SPEAKER_10 44:39

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 44:41

Um the extreme transformation was allegedly meant to make him unrecognizable.

SPEAKER_10 44:46

They're not supposed to be together.

SPEAKER_02 44:49

But instead, it raised serious legal and safety concerns. Jesus Christ. The story has sparked strong reactions online, which many question how far someone can go after a breakup and when it crosses the line into obsession. Now, mind you, I'm gonna show you guys the picture.

SPEAKER_10 45:07

Of a before and after?

SPEAKER_02 45:09

Yes. And please tell me what y'all think. I'll start with you, mister. Don't say nothing. What the fuck? Exactly.

SPEAKER_10 45:24

There's no difference there. So that ain't more money for both.

SPEAKER_02 45:27

Well, he needs to get his money back because he still looks the same. The only thing that changed was the hair.

SPEAKER_10 45:33

Got the same fucking lineup, same mustache.

SPEAKER_02 45:37

Same everything. Nothing changed except for, I mean, he kind of probably chiseled. He probably had like if his ex couldn't tell. Clearly it didn't work.

SPEAKER_10 45:50

That's another blackening, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is this is our episode today. We what the fuck are we doing?

SPEAKER_02 45:58

We were we're wildin'.

SPEAKER_10 46:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:00

We are absolutely wildin' right now.

SPEAKER_10 46:04

Hey, he used all his fucking medical benefits. Yo, 37 plastic surgeries. It might always on his body. He might have got like abs. I was about to say, because where's the 37? Yeah. You know, he got new nipples or some shit.

SPEAKER_02 46:25

But to change your name and think you're somebody different, it makes you think that he did it on his face. And it's like, no.

SPEAKER_10 46:33

Yeah. Nah, he probably changed his body and was like, look at me, I done transformed. I dropped 20, 200 and something pounds.

SPEAKER_02 46:41

So now let me ask you guys this question. What if your exes did that to you? What would you do?

SPEAKER_10 46:51

I see her face. I'm like, bitch. I know it's you. Yo, you're not fooling anybody. Go go somewhere. That's so strange.

SPEAKER_12 47:05

I'm like, uh why do I seriously?

SPEAKER_11 47:09

Like if my ex came up to me. If my ex came up to me and tried to use a different name, and I'm clearly looking at you in your face.

SPEAKER_12 47:19

I know it's you.

SPEAKER_13 47:22

Like Billy.

SPEAKER_12 47:24

Why do you seriously, Billy? Why do you keep calling me Billy? I'm Leon. What? It's like can't can't you see my cheekbones? No new cheekbones. They're different. They're different than Billy's. Motherfucking leave. Right. She's like, I got these new kneecaps. Two inches higher. I'm a climbs down now. Like they limped in my gums. You can't wait for my gum. Baby, you can track me, please. I wait for my donkey to a climbstone. Wait for my donkey to a climbstone.

SPEAKER_13 48:13

You need to get out of here.

SPEAKER_02 48:16

You need to get out of the way. Oh god.

SPEAKER_11 48:19

Well, good luck to him. There's no luck with their head. No, it didn't work. No.

SPEAKER_02 48:23

Like you have a restraining order.

SPEAKER_11 48:27

Imagine like the police couldn't catch him because they couldn't tell the people.

SPEAKER_02 48:31

If I have a restraining order, I guess it'll have to be. After 37 surgeries, he ran faster.

SPEAKER_11 48:36

They changed his feet. Oh my God. Jesus. So there's an interesting story. Um, is that a honey bum?

SPEAKER_02 48:48

Don't you touch my honey bum? Oh my god.

Evicted For Balcony Sex And Public Hookups

SPEAKER_11 48:51

Um, so there was a telling me not to touch the third. All right. So on threads, a user had um went on the app to defend their cousin. People still got threads? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 49:09

That's part of Instagram.

SPEAKER_10 49:11

I I got off that coiny ass shit. Really? No, I was on it for a while. I just got off that shit.

SPEAKER_11 49:18

Oh, good. So they went on there to defend their cousin who is who was evicted from their apartment for having sex on their balcony. Um, and she goes to put the whole eviction notice online um and pretty much outed like the family member in defense of them. And pretty much was like, so my cousin's getting evicted for having intercourse on her balcony. How the fuck can they evict someone for having sex on their own motherfucking balcony where they pay bills at? Also, why are the neighbors not minding their motherfucking business?

SPEAKER_02 49:54

Probably because your cousin was out there sounding like a goddamn gorilla.

SPEAKER_11 49:59

So, according to the management company, they say that there have been multiple complaints, not just from the neighbors, but from people passing by the unit as well, that this is not the first time that this has happened. But why would you think that it wouldn't be an issue? Right, having sex on your balcony and the public and the shit is probably in the front of the fucking room. And think just because I pay rent here, that everyone else's moo and hee-haw.

SPEAKER_02 50:31

That's public um exposure, right? Did I say that right? I'm sorry. What? Exposure? Sorry. That's an exposure. Indecent exposure. Indecent, yes. My bad.

SPEAKER_11 50:47

She was like, because that was our balcony.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

Yo, that's wild though.

SPEAKER_11 51:11

Have either of you ever had sex in public? Yes. Yes. On a few occasions. On the balcony of your uh where you lived? In the public library. Wow. You sir, about to be on a registry.

SPEAKER_12 51:30

Okay, that's crazy. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_11 51:33

I was a kid.

SPEAKER_12 51:36

That's a while.

SPEAKER_02 51:37

Wow.

SPEAKER_11 51:38

In my high school days.

SPEAKER_02 51:40

You said at church. No, that was not me. Uh oh. I could name a few, but I won't do that today. But it was never me.

SPEAKER_12 51:47

She said I could name a few. Holy shit. Aren't you about the out? Not the holy shit. And you know who I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_02 51:55

That's why you're cracking up.

SPEAKER_10 51:57

It was holy something.

SPEAKER_02 51:59

Ooh, boy. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_11 52:04

You? Oh no, never.

SPEAKER_10 52:07

It's a fucking rock.

SPEAKER_02 52:09

Say it like that.

SPEAKER_10 52:10

You're a fucking rock.

SPEAKER_02 52:11

That made it sound like you lied.

SPEAKER_10 52:12

The basement is public. Never. Oh, what? Uh huh. What? Huh? Did you say the basement is public? If it's not your basement, yeah, it's public. The devil is a liar.

SPEAKER_13 52:29

I'm lying to the water.

SPEAKER_10 52:34

Technically, if it's not your house.

SPEAKER_02 52:36

You, sir, you stay in the library.

SPEAKER_10 52:38

If it's not your house, it's the public, right? If it's in somebody else's house, it's the public. If the public is there, then it's the public. Because if it's a party there, right? If you're if you're because I've done that too. I've been at a party at somebody's house. And yeah. Is that that's public still? No? Is it? I've done that.

SPEAKER_02 53:04

I'm sorry. Is that that's public? Well, I'm definitely not exposed to where I've done any of that shit.

SPEAKER_11 53:09

So uh use your own. So you said you were at a party at someone's house? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Was that the library? No. Were there people there? Yes. And what did you do? And who'd you do it with? Oh. Well. Our plus ones would love to know. Well. What'd you do? Well.

SPEAKER_03 53:40

Yeah. Don't be shy.

SPEAKER_12 53:44

You know. It's one of those. No, uh. Oh. I mean, if we're gonna open the door and walk through it.

SPEAKER_10 54:01

So I don't I don't know. Because I got a couple stories. Uh-huh. I could go either way. Um that's what I've heard. Yo, what?

SPEAKER_03 54:16

Hey, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 54:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 54:21

Well, okay. Utah chick that I met. She was from Utah. From Utah. Um, I met her at the mall. This is my Craig Davis story. Seven days. Like it by the second day I met her, because she was only there for a week. So on Tuesday. Yeah. On Tuesday. Went to my went to my man's house. And we had a party. He had a party, right? Cracked it down there. Okay. In front of everybody? Well, not in front of everybody, but everybody was there. So if they walked in, I I was at the club with one. Really? Right outside the bathroom.

SPEAKER_02 54:59

That's interesting.

SPEAKER_10 55:01

Like outside the bathroom door? Right. Right after. So in the club. What was it? Club somebody? Did you eat the mosquitoes? So in the club.

SPEAKER_13 55:12

Lightly brushed my lip. I was like, the fuck? Intimacy.

SPEAKER_10 55:16

Yeah. In the club, you gotta walk down and go to the bathrooms. And right outside there's a little nook there. Oh. And you got in the crannies. We got in the nooks of the crannies. We ain't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_11 55:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 55:27

Oh, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_11 55:28

Wow.

SPEAKER_10 55:28

Who was that with?

SPEAKER_12 55:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 55:30

Well, before she came out, my wife, I was with her.

SPEAKER_07 55:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 55:37

Yeah, we ain't give a fuck. Yeah. And that was a you know, clothes, but it was packed, so we ain't give two shits.

SPEAKER_11 55:45

So that is public.

SPEAKER_10 55:47

That's real public.

SPEAKER_11 55:48

That's very public.

SPEAKER_10 55:52

But yeah. Yeah. I ain't gonna touch the party stuff. That's I don't wanna out because people they're gonna remember and be like, oh shit. And it was somebody's sister, so I was like, you know. Oh, for real. Well, I just could probably give it away. But yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:12

Yeah. What's next?

Never Refer Friends To Your Job

SPEAKER_02 56:19

So moving along. Back to the student. Right. So somebody has a public service announcement. Don't fucking public, guys.

SPEAKER_10 56:32

That's the the announcement.

SPEAKER_02 56:33

Don't ever help anyone you know get a job at your job. Jesus. Literally. Ever. What do you guys think about that?

SPEAKER_10 56:43

I agree. Um uh to a I agree to a degree. Like if I know that person is a really good, uh, really good at what they do and not with the bullshit and actually come and do their work, I wouldn't mind that. But, you know, I ain't gonna hire like my cousin or whatever, going in like late all the time or something like that.

SPEAKER_12 57:22

Why what happened?

SPEAKER_03 57:25

Look at you. Look at you. I am lightheaded right in my mind.

SPEAKER_13 57:30

I am I am light-headed.

SPEAKER_02 57:34

You do this.

SPEAKER_13 57:36

Oh no. Like you are like Jesus, beware if we like what did I do? What did I do?

SPEAKER_03 57:46

If the cross is waiting for you, don't tell Mr.

SPEAKER_12 57:50

Not that oh right.

SPEAKER_11 57:54

What did I do? So, you know, I have had a couple of experiences um helping people I know get jobs um at my place of employment. And unfortunately, they've never worked out. Um you seem so invested. I've done the same thing. Like, I'm like, tell me more. Let's dive deeper. And it's really sad because, you know, when you have the opportunity to be able to help somebody, and you know, if there's if this person like that you potentially are gonna help is close enough to you that you're willing to like put your name, reputation, that that type of thing on the line to help them, and then you do, and then they do things that intentionally just kind of screw over the whole yeah, it kind of put a bad name on your reputation, it does, yeah. Um and that has happened to me, and so I am very, very, very cautious now of like Damn.

SPEAKER_02 59:04

So that means I can't get in.

SPEAKER_11 59:07

I already got you the job at the Golden Big. Oh. You just never went for the second interview.

SPEAKER_10 59:13

She's wearing yellow today. She was there today.

SPEAKER_12 59:18

No.

SPEAKER_10 59:20

She's proud. Right. You know what thinking back, I I don't think I ever got I don't think I ever did it um as far as getting someone in where I work. No, no. I I I know people got me into certain certain jobs. Okay. And I I went I outlasted them actually. Really? So it's when I go to work, I go to work. Like I ain't I'm about that money, but I've never been in a situation where I I got somebody I know hired at my job. And I wouldn't, I don't think I would. I don't I don't think I would. No. No. Cause I I I think it's pretty much what I just said to you. Like, I don't I don't want them to have a cloud, like to have a cloud over me based on their work performance. I don't think it's fair to them, and I don't think it's fair to me. Like, they're the only individuals. They fucking up. You you deal with them. I don't I should have nothing to do with it. Right. Like, I just recommended that they have they could do this work, and if they can't, that's on them. Leave me out of it. I don't even want to, I don't even want to play those games, so I don't even I don't think I will ever do it.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:31

Yeah, especially if it comes becomes that type of situation where it's like the third party involved, which may be the manager or what have you now, is constantly including you in or the shit that they do shit that they're doing that just makes it a very uncomfortable situation because it's like no lead me all the way out of there.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:55

Help them get here. I'm not I'm not responsible for that now for keeping them. Like you know what I'm saying? Now if I'm their supervisor, then I if I have to fire them, I'll fire them.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:04

I would never be a uh supervisor to anybody I know. Yeah, yeah, ever. Never. And me, I've never helped anybody get a job. I've ref like, oh, this position open up. Like, I'll do that, but I'm not going no deeper. I'm not putting a word in, I'm not, I'm not vouching for nobody, no disrespect to any of my friends or family members or whatever, but I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:29

Yeah, I I think at this point that I have a really important job, and I I don't want it to have a a hindrance over it over it if I'm bringing somebody in. So but I will, if I see some job openings that I know that you're good for, I I would definitely try to use my you know, my like oh my god, I just went stupid.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:53

Recommendations?

SPEAKER_10 1:01:54

Yeah, referral my relationships to try to get them to that department as long as it's not in my department. I don't I don't mind. But if I have some kind of relationship with in different departments or whatever, I try to go to the mail room, you can be late all the time. Yeah, not the mail room. Get out of here.

Justin Timberlake Vs Bruno Mars Debate

SPEAKER_11 1:02:17

Um so yo get out of here. So we got a who you got. So when it comes to the GOAT list, greatest of all time, who would you rank higher between Justin Timberlake or Bruno Mars? And think of their catalogs.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:51

You know, I just I think this is an easy one only because the the longevity here. Justin Justin Timberlake been around a long time. And he with his group stuff and him kinda being a lead and then going solo, I think he he just has more he just got m more body of work and more even though Bruno Mars is nice, I Justin Timberlake. Between them two, it gotta be him.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:33

So it was Anene. So what was what was the actual like what was the question again? Like what was the what was said about it? What did he used to say like about it? What the question was? Yeah. So it was that's what I said the first time. Who ranks?

SPEAKER_12 1:03:58

No, no, it wasn't. She was like so when you're A B C and you won a 179.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:11

Concussion protocol, y'all.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:14

So yo, and she said, that's what I said. What the when it comes to yo. She was like, yeah, because yo, Nini, you're the funniest moment.

SPEAKER_13 1:04:29

Yo, yo, you are funny as fuck.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:31

And the way you just kind of like brush it off, like you know exactly what I'm fucking trying to say.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:37

You're funny as fuck, bro. So when it comes to the greatest of all time list, the GOAT list, who ranks higher for you? Justin Timberlake or Bruno Mars?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:51

Okay, see, this is why I had a problem with that question. That's why I wanted to hear it again. Because you can't say greatest of all time. Between them two?

SPEAKER_11 1:05:01

Why?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:01

Because I their time limit ain't the same. Like you said. So I don't I don't think that's a good comparison because like Justin has been out longer, but like so far for me comparing people to Michael Jackson. That's true. But so far for me, like, I like Bruno Mars's shit. And Justin ain't really came out with nothing hitting right now. So if I'm gonna be comparing, then it I don't know. I I'd probably go with uh Bruno for me.

SPEAKER_11 1:05:35

So it was interesting. A lot of people was like Justin, Justin, Justin, like, and they were saying the same thing that you um were saying, Mr. As far as like his longevity in the game and just like his contributions to music overall, right? Um, but then there were a lot of people also that was like Bruno Mars is a musician, bro. Like and he and they were like his 24k uh album beats Justin, period. And I was like, hmm, hmm. No, that album slapped though.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:11

That album slapped.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:14

I'm not I'm not denying that. But justified.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:18

Yeah. Justified is like my album. I love Justified. Justified.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:25

So but truth be told though, like that's different errors. It is different errors, but everybody's well now I won't say everybody because I don't know whatever else everybody else picked, but if you were to hold, you know, 24 and justified, I think those albums would go toe-to-toe.

unknown 1:06:43

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:43

And and and and 24 Carry Magic is a different type of album. Like he's using the theme of that album is just is nostalgic because of the band, the the the style of music and stuff like that. So I I understand what people say because at the time, you know, nobody was making music like that. Yeah, right. You see what I'm saying? So of course they're gonna say that shit go. But Justin has been doing it.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:09

Now, as far as vocals, how where do you put them?

SPEAKER_10 1:07:12

Justin got it.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:07:14

Yeah. It's something about Bruno Mars' voice that's unique, and I see why people like it. But sometimes I'll be like, can he hit that note? Like it sounds like he's struggling to hit them high notes. Uh-huh. And it's even though it might be effortless for him, but it just sounds like it's like he in that studio, like pushing his vocal cords to the limit. And I don't I don't really hear Justin every time.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:39

I think it's because Bruno probably just sings with his chest majority of the time instead of actually instead of you know doing that light falsetto type of yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:07:50

Yeah, either way, I you know, uh to me, my preference is just like I it feels like he he he's he's hitting these notes and it's and it sounds like man, if he if he pushes himself a little any harder, it's he's probably he's gonna crack or something like that. Really?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:07

I just don't think so. That's why I like it.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:10

I'm not saying that I think it sounds good though. Like his tonality of him singing what is what makes him a a special artist. Like he him, his band, the the the quality of music, the shit he did with Anderson Pack, um with that shit, like he they know how to pull genres from the past and make it really modern. Doesn't it?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:32

Like his album now. Yeah, like the album he just came out with is like that now.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:36

So uh Justin can't kind of he can't compete with the genres that Bruno can bring out, but Justin kind of been doing it like just hitting people with hit after hit after hit after hit all the time. Bruno will have a hit, but sometimes those hits is kind of spread out. Okay. And then you got Anderson Pack that gotta help him out with that, you know, that cut collaboration joint. Because he for a long time he didn't come out with anything until Anderson Pack in that out of the room.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:06

Right, because he owed the casinos.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:09

You know what I'm saying? So I can't really give him if he can't be goaded if there you missed a few years not putting out any any any product. So well, Justin did too. No, Justin was more consistent before that. Oh, before, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:23

Like But that's why I say I don't think that's a fair comparison, honestly.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:29

I don't know if you would consider this fair or not. So take Bruno out and throw Usher in there. What what would you say then?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:36

That gives more of a a better. That's no fair. Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:40

Usher would destroy that shit.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:43

Yeah.

unknown 1:09:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:45

Are you saying that based off of the Confessions album?

SPEAKER_10 1:09:47

No, I'm saying that because he my way, even before that, eight what, 808? 808, right? 809 8901. Like an 808. That's about picking the black. Something like that. 8701. Them shits, them shits, this shit was going. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Them shits was going, and I don't even think he hit puberty yet. Yeah, I'm saying Justin was in the band. Usher did it solo a long time. You know what I'm saying? So I'll I'll put those as as consideration of why Usher would take that crown. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Usher should be goaded with Chris Brown over anybody in in that in that kind of time span and era. If it's not Usher, it gotta be Chris Brown.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:32

First of all, Usher should just be goaded, period. Like there's no reason why nobody should be.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:36

Yeah, I think he's on a just a different echelon of well, I think he's I think he's above goaded. I think he should just be legendary status and just chill and then let Chris Brown be goaded. Because I Usher put in work, he put in a lot of work for a lot of years.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:51

Yeah. But he's smart with what he's doing right now. Yeah. That's really stupid.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:55

All I know is this tour. Oh my god. Yeah. Just gonna have Chris flying and Usher skating around.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:02

A lot of panties dropping. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Wild Hypotheticals And Product Pitches

SPEAKER_11 1:11:04

So if they were in the name. Yeah. That part. That's true. Well, now we're on your favorite part of the show. Oh yeah. Here it is.

unknown 1:11:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:14

Put on stems, the ball got the ball run out. Let's tell the friend drop the gems back in the house once again. Look at the light gather domains and guns in now, gem. Like a big set, pull on stems, the ball got the ball running out. Tell the friend drop a gem on him.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:40

Uh got some questions for you guys.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:42

I don't want to answer.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:46

You you're now the CEO of a company that makes only one product. For example, socks that disappear on purpose. What's your marketing pitch? What's the product and what would your marketing pitch be?

SPEAKER_11 1:12:11

Also the product's not socks. We gotta come up with a product.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:14

Well, I mean, if you want to take socks that disappear on purpose, what would your what would your uh marketing pitch be? I'm not taking that. Yeah, so what what product would it be? Disappearing condoms.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:28

That's dangerous.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:31

Still feel like it's there.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:33

Still feel like it's there. Ding ding. Very true.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:43

Porta pussy. Porta plush that bitch. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:50

What's a porta pussy? Porta pussy.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:52

Portable pussy. Well, they have those. I know. I just came up with that name. Porta pussy. Wow. Okay. It'd make somebody buy it just because of the name.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:07

Foldable tech uh sex table.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:09

The foldable sex table.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:11

That gotta be a sturdy ass table.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:13

You carry it with you anywhere.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:15

Well, they do that with the massage tables.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:17

They do? They have sex on those?

SPEAKER_11 1:13:19

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:20

You've experienced? I'm sorry. Were you the massage or the massager?

SPEAKER_11 1:13:26

Was I the massage?

SPEAKER_02 1:13:27

The masseuse.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:28

Masseuse?

SPEAKER_13 1:13:32

Why yes I was.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:40

Yeah. I don't know. What would my product be? Attachable penis. Oh my god. For the times when you need extra inches.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:56

Extendo dick. Extendo dick. No, they call that my little pony.

SPEAKER_13 1:14:04

My little pony. My little boochie? My first Boochie. My first Boochie.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:14

Okay, next one. Whatever. If you can ask your future self one question, but it had to be a stupid question, what would you ask?

SPEAKER_02 1:14:28

We still alive? That's a stupid ass question, ain't it?

SPEAKER_10 1:14:34

Your boochie's still tight? Get the fuck out of here. Let me see. Mines will be I don't know. Dumbass question what I asked myself.

SPEAKER_13 1:14:53

Is it still 30 days or less? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:57

Like you s you I don't know. You still got that extendo dick? Dumbass.

SPEAKER_12 1:15:11

Get out of here.

SPEAKER_10 1:15:18

I don't know if I asked y'all. If animals could talk, what species do you think would be the most sarcastic?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:24

Oh yeah, you asked us that.

NFL Draft Reactions And Wrap Up

SPEAKER_10 1:15:25

I did. Okay. Well, that's all I'm that's all I got. Yo, let me let me talk about uh yo, NFL draft happened. If those who follow uh sports and football. His mouth moist. Right. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. That's that porta pussy. Trying to get a little bit more uh used to myself. Uh so the NFL draft happened. Uh, first of all, Cowboys fans, let's go. Let's go. Uh our new defense coordinator did something and got Jerry Jones opening up his wallet. We done got some defensive players. I am happy. We got one of the best safeties in the draft. We got a couple uh defensive ends. Ashawn loves that. Um uh we got uhwhill end. That is that is correct. Um, wait, I'm sorry. It's tight end, yeah. We got offensive line. You know, we got some people that beefed up our defense. I can't wait to see what we can do. I think that's all we needed because our fucking defense was horrible for the last couple years. Couple. Yeah. Our team offensively, we was good last year. Defensively, we sucked. And I think we did what we needed to do to beef up our defense. Let's go. Fuck the Giants, fuck the Washington Commanders, and fuck the Eagles. Uh, other than that, that's all I gotta say. Anything y'all gotta say before we uh get up out of here? No, okay, cool.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:05

Yeah, I was gonna say get those porta pussies. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:09

Porter pussies and Estendo dicks.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:11

Stay out of basements.

unknown 1:17:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:14

Leave it alone. You can touch me and tease me. Later, y'all.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:27

I just look black. Yeah, but it's a big deal.