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Episode 30: Bootie Bun Dust

Mister, Nini, Shawn A.

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Disclaimers And Table Welcome

SPEAKER_15

Welcome to the table. The opinions of this podcast are for entertainment purposes only.

SPEAKER_16

Our thoughts and views are not to be taken personally. It is not that serious. That's better.

SPEAKER_13

We are trained professionals at being regular ass people. If you can't take what we serve in, this is not the table for you. Reservation denied.

A Beat Becomes A Real Single

SPEAKER_02

Enjoy the show.

SPEAKER_15

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the show. Table for three is in the building. Listen. What you hear is something special for me. I'll get into it, but my son made this, and it was picked up, it was used as a single, it was reproduced, and it's gonna be released soon. So I want to make sure y'all hear the original, and I'm gonna play what was made from it. We he put a lot of work in it. We put a lot of work in the studio. Oh, that is nice, right? Alright, I want to play that. Now I want to play what that turned into. Shout out to Apex, his producer name. Um and I hope y'all like this record because it's gonna be out on DSPs real soon.

SPEAKER_11

Shout out Apex, love you, son. Yeah, you had it right there, right in your hands. Still you move too slow. Missed your chance. Shout out to Notch. You wanna reel? You gave a fine. I saw her eye. She caught that line.

SPEAKER_10

Shout out to hitmakers, like I knew I'd be. Studios in Miami. One look from me. She understood.

SPEAKER_11

You had to ride, but you kept it in part. I live the fused and she felt that's a far. Now she went eat and you know why I took your spa She wasn't doing it right. You wanna eat? I brought You had your chance.

SPEAKER_15

Hope y'all enjoyed your week. Oh my god, this is so nice now.

SPEAKER_00

She by my side.

SPEAKER_08

Yep, beep beep.

SPEAKER_15

Hope y'all like this record.

SPEAKER_11

Go out and support my son. She likes my touch, she likes my word, she likes it when it gets hurt. No waste of time, no depth and talk. We make a move, we don't joke off. You kept her waiting, kept her in line. I kept it on it, kept it on time. Now when she smiles, it ain't for show. She found a lane, she loved her off. You had to ride, but you kept it in far. I let her fuse and she felt that spark. She wanted your time. Now you and me and you know why, why, why, why I took those spot took go spy. You wasn't doing it right. Took go spy. You wanted me, I brought your night. You had your chance. Now she buy my shop.

Life Check In And Music Returns

SPEAKER_15

Oh my god, that record is amazing. Shout out to Apex once again. You did a great job on that beat. Um beefing that up. I like that. I like it. Oh my god. And there's so much more to come. So if you are out there and you hear that when it releases, I'm sure it's gonna release within a month or two before the summer. Uh look for it out there. It's by Apex. Um and man, he he did a hell of a good job.

SPEAKER_02

Hi guys, how y'all doing? Hello! It's already May. What was in your throat? Apex.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_13

Ill? Oh no. Ill? You gonna delete that later? Oh. Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete! Uh uh, sure.

SPEAKER_15

He's not.

SPEAKER_13

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, it's been a while. How uh how's everybody doing this fine rainy week? Say that three times fast. Fine rainy week. Fine rainy week. Yeah, yeah, that's how it usually sounds like.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_15

That's what they said when they pulled it.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, you died.

SPEAKER_15

Wow. What? I was gonna say something, but I was gonna drink a water.

SPEAKER_16

But you you said it.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, I did? Oh no. Hey guys! Welcome back to the table. If you're new to the show, I am Mister.

SPEAKER_13

I am that woman, Nini, aka Long Willie.

SPEAKER_16

And I am your boy Sean A, also known as pansexual patty.

SPEAKER_15

I gotta come up with something at this point. Meet Cleaver, Mr. or something. I don't know. Go home. I don't know what I'm Meet Cleaver. I don't know. Yeah. That's why that makes y'all sound so fun. How is everybody? Everybody's good?

SPEAKER_13

Um, yeah, I'm good. Actually, I'm pretty good.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. Lost the words. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm pretty good.

SPEAKER_16

I'm good being good, good. So how about you? Um actually I had a really good week. It was a stress-free week for the most part. Nice.

SPEAKER_15

Um everybody needs a stress-free week.

SPEAKER_16

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I was in the office most of the time by myself.

SPEAKER_15

So it was like we're just that's I'm I'm there's never a time where it's like in an office setting, just one person there.

SPEAKER_16

Well, there's only three people that actually work at my office.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_13

That's only three people that work in mine. Look at that. Look at God. Not look at God.

SPEAKER_16

Spell on the groove.

SPEAKER_13

Give me boosy.

SPEAKER_15

Oh wow. That's what a Russian male sounds like.

SPEAKER_13

Gay male sounds like no, that was the woman.

SPEAKER_15

Oh. Anyway, good. I'm glad everybody's week was good. Mine's. I'm glad. You're good. I'm glad. Mine's was uh, you know what? I'm all over the place. I know. It's it's you know, we haven't talked in about a week. Um my week has been absolutely amazing. I I feel great today. I think today, uh it's something about today just makes it uh something's in the air. I feel good.

SPEAKER_05

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. I feel good. Um booty bun dust. I I have uh getting back into music probably was the best feeling I had in a long time. I haven't done you say bun dusty bun dust. Yo oh shit. Thank you for naming the uh tit title of this episode. Booty bun dust. That's funny.

SPEAKER_13

I'm sorry, go ahead. You uh say that. You got a little dust uh Yeah, you saw you hear me choking?

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, that's what was my throat earlier.

SPEAKER_13

I must give me an asthma attack.

SPEAKER_16

Did you say you was gonna have a booty asthma attack? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_12

It gave me, almost gave me an asthma attack.

SPEAKER_15

Yo. Yo, if you let booty bun dust give you an asthma attack, a little close to the booty. Yeah. What about a booty booty dust? Is that is that a thing?

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, and if you have an asthma attack, then it's uh asthma type.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, yo, this episode is off.

SPEAKER_15

We didn't even start yet. We did. We never do. We always anyway spinning.

SPEAKER_13

What were you saying? Music and happiness go that sums it up.

SPEAKER_15

Yes, music and happiness, yes. No, I I got back into I've been away from music for a while, and uh my one uh a good friend of mine, artist Notch, hit me up and asked me to do a project for him. And you know, it it sounded amazing what he sent me, but you know, he wanted me to change some stuff up. So I I had employed my son to come in, and and I since then we have been working on some music, and it really got me back into why I love music in the first place. So I'm in the I think I might be getting back into the studio mode of things and buying equipment and stuff like that. My wife is not too my wife is so like that's go. But like, where you gonna put all this shit? So I I don't know. I you know time for studio. Yeah, I'm I think what we what we did in other people's studios and and what he's putting in the work in, I I think it just reminds me of when I started, and I just want to make sure I get him down the right path. And then it's it's just fun. I it's it's beautiful. So I today I felt I feel great and the week was good. Work was alright, I didn't really do much.

SPEAKER_12

Do you ever?

SPEAKER_15

Yes, I to a degree. To a degree.

SPEAKER_13

I do a lot. That was a lot of stuttering.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, it's the first of the month, so it's it's busy, so the first of the month. So yeah, other than that.

SPEAKER_13

Wake up, wake up.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

Alright. All right. Well, that's why the grocery store is packed.

SPEAKER_15

Yes, they're out there in droves. Like well, with what? Because they I I know they ain't got no uh the Trump like released their uh wigs.

SPEAKER_13

He been released that wigs? No. Not the wigs, that's not even the same thing. I don't know what they're calling?

SPEAKER_15

I I've never been uh poverty. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm gonna take that out. No, I'm not. You a lie. Maybe. Who knows? How you guys do that? I mean, I could be proud of that. I think you should be proud of that. Proud of what? Not being poverty. What is yeah, what is poverty? I'm so confused. You know, being being I don't want to have this conversation. You know, let me go. Never never been in poverty before. Oh, okay. You know.

SPEAKER_13

But food stamps don't equate to poverty, though. I know. So why say that?

SPEAKER_10

I don't know.

SPEAKER_16

All right, boobin'. No, I say it for those that I'd like a food stamp, please. No, for real, please. Look a sister up. That way I can spend my money on gas. Yo.

SPEAKER_15

Dog.

SPEAKER_16

Gas is stupid.

SPEAKER_15

Stop and shop gas station never used to be five dollars, right? It used to be like, you know, four and some change, whatever. I went there, and you could use your points there, so you could knock out a dollar. So I spent so much money. You gotta spend like a thousand dollars to get a hundred uh a thousand points or some shit like that.

SPEAKER_13

And you gotta use it within a month.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, so I hate that because I used to use the stop and shop ones and then they got crazy. It's stupid.

SPEAKER_13

So I got so much points, and the next thing you know, it's gone.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, so I I had a dollar's worth of points, which took a dollar off, so I was getting gas at like three something. You was filling up bottles. Man, listen, I went there the other day and it was like five ten for the gas prices for um for gas premium, right? Yeah, I have to get premium for the non polvished car I have. Um yo, I'm sorry. But yeah, and then I had no points. So I had no like fucking gas points. So I had to I had to take all that uh 5'10. It was mad as shit.

SPEAKER_16

Now he poverty. Six on two, please. Yeah. I felt I felt poverty because I only felt half my tank. Yeah, like I literally um, I think the most I paid right now so far was 488. Yeah. And that's only because because normally I try to get the BJ's because I the store? Yeah. Their gas station. Oh, gotcha. I'm like, this went left quickly.

SPEAKER_02

I did savings on their gas. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_16

But I'm not always in that area, so if I'm just hitting like the neighborhood station, um you so sick. Or somebody's neighborhood. Um the most I paid was 488. And I'm like, yep, not filling up a whole tank today. Cause no, I had put$50 in there um like recently, and it did not fill my tank.

SPEAKER_15

And I I hardly drive, so like I felt I did half.

SPEAKER_12

He got you.

SPEAKER_03

He got bottom. Yo, what you say bottom?

SPEAKER_09

Are you double what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02

Yo, what the double fisted at the table.

SPEAKER_15

And one Boochie, that is crazy.

SPEAKER_13

Oh my god. Your friendly neighborhood Boochie Man. Yo.

SPEAKER_15

Boochie, man. Listen, but yeah, it's it's ridiculous out there. So uh, but yeah, I don't really drive anywhere, so I half a tank and then I went home. Must be nice. I know.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, so we have to drive and meet our Johns. Yeah. Far. So far.

SPEAKER_15

So far you call them Jonathons.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, my blocks get knocked off. As soon as you get home.

SPEAKER_12

Mine too, probably.

Ancestry DNA And Family Tree Chaos

SPEAKER_14

The fuck y'all talk about John's ho.

SPEAKER_15

Don't worry, I got Jane's.

SPEAKER_16

Is that another sister?

SPEAKER_04

Oh shit. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_16

That's the new side that you found. That's that's from the other side of the family. That is hilarious. Didn't you say you recently did like a duck dynasty or what is it called? I did a uh what is it?

SPEAKER_03

Uh what is your part?

SPEAKER_16

26 and you or what ancestry? Ancestry, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_15

26 and you. Oh, you were speaking of a point.

SPEAKER_16

You had 26 and you know, ain't the other one called 23 and me.

SPEAKER_13

So you had 23 and you. No, you had 26 and me. Beat you.

SPEAKER_15

She got me, yo. Nah, it's catching on too goddamn things. No, I did an ancestry. And the family tree is so stupid. It's really big. It's it's it's why his stupid was so strange. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_13

That's the cookie bag, yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Because on my father's side, it's so many different people.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. What was you about to say, originally? You saw that thought process.

SPEAKER_15

Because my my father's real biological father is a weaver. But I can't I I can't link them with it's crazy. I can't put that all the weaver people there because the other father name, the stepfather, is the one with all the but you can though. I don't know. But it's it's like 70 people on that side.

SPEAKER_13

Whatever your real great great grandfather's name was.

SPEAKER_15

I have no idea. Listen.

SPEAKER_16

Maybe your father's side and the you said the stepfather.

SPEAKER_15

It it would be the stepfather, because yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Maybe they were kissing cousins. So they are connected. Probably. You might be intertwined between all of them. I'm a I'm a I'm clayface. Are they from the South?

SPEAKER_15

I have no fucking idea. I have no fucking idea.

SPEAKER_13

No, because anybody from the South. You know. They separated them so much they even know who was who. So you could have ended up.

SPEAKER_15

I haven't even uh even really found anybody from the Weaver side just yet. Like, cause it's it's still confusing with all the relatives that aren't related to me to a degree. I think they are. They're what on Granby Street, right?

SPEAKER_12

It took a minute to click. And then when it did, I saw your eyes look up at the sky like two shade, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_15

But yeah, it's a it's a tangle whip because my mother's side is just as it's crazy. She has ten aunts and uncles, and then she has ten siblings, and it's like, who the fuck is who? So I'm just yeah, it's it's weird. So I I I bought it, and like two twos, I canceled the shit because it got confusing. I really don't care anyway. Like at that point. I just wanted to see like who on the weaver.

SPEAKER_13

The way your family's going, you should care.

SPEAKER_15

I just want to see who's on the weaver side that I'm related to, that maybe who I know or I haven't touched when I was young.

SPEAKER_13

Your son gonna come home black. Yes, this is Rebecca Weaver. He's like, wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's your cousin.

The ER Story Nobody Believes

SPEAKER_15

Shit. So I should yeah, I should do it for that reason, but it's just too much. And I just got impatient. I was like, fuck this shit, and I canceled the shit.

SPEAKER_16

I should do one. I want to do one and find out where I belong.

SPEAKER_15

Well, I mean, it's it's really easy.

SPEAKER_03

I try it. I tried. So what's going on in the world? I almost spent this damn water.

SPEAKER_15

Okay, so what's going on in this crazy world of ours, other than what the fuck we're doing?

SPEAKER_13

So a man was admitted into the emergency department with severe abdominal pain and a high fever after reportedly falling onto an object. Embarrassed and worried about being judged, he spent nearly two days trying to remove it himself at home instead of seeking medical help. He got stabbed by a knife or something. By the time I will show you the picture in a minute, by the time he finally went to the hospital, his abdomen had become rigid. What? Rigid, sorry.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, that what was so disrespectful?

SPEAKER_12

I was really doing well. You caught me off the clock.

SPEAKER_03

My mama would have been proud. Oh. No, it was the pause and the what?

SPEAKER_12

They do that all the time.

SPEAKER_03

You do too.

SPEAKER_16

I do, because I was in there like usually I try to be a little more uh his what's be like, who what?

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. I mean, that was a yeah, that was a little bit more respectful. Cause I was just like, what the f I was doing well though, guys. I mean I was you had it. You had it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

So Richard, excuse me. What doctor? I'm about to go get me a rigging. What is this? I'ma make it through a whole topic. I can't wait. Me either. What doctors often describe as a board like um, a classic sign of periotontis, a serious. Oh fuck, you get that word and not rigged.

SPEAKER_03

I can't pronounce my G's, mama. My G's. No, she killed that big ass word.

SPEAKER_02

She was like, Oh, fly with encyclopedia's quiggy.

SPEAKER_05

Oh shit. Oh shit. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_13

Oh shit. All right, guys, reel it in.

SPEAKER_14

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_13

JGO me a soda. Gotcha. It's a serious infection.

SPEAKER_15

All right, what was stuck in him, yo? At this point.

SPEAKER_12

What was stuck in him? It never says. What the fuck is that? It's a dildo. Sean!

SPEAKER_16

Yo, be careful out there. Not the right age. That senor was older than me.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, he was 50. So, so is that a that's a dildo stuck in his ass? So wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He fell. He's saying he fell.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, he's saying he fell.

SPEAKER_15

And a dick dildo got stuck in his ass.

SPEAKER_16

Mm-hmm. All the way up until his afternoon.

SPEAKER_13

You know, he could have been cleaning up his toys and happened to miss one, slipped and fell, and that one was just stuck to the ground standing up.

SPEAKER_15

Has that have ever happened for you?

SPEAKER_13

It's a possibility.

SPEAKER_15

Can that happen? Well, obviously. Right? Okay. Mm-hmm. And okay. Well, hey.

SPEAKER_13

Or fucked himself. Or he just or he was really having a good tab.

SPEAKER_16

I don't know how it lined up so uh perfectly. I know. Like, how do you just fall and it's lined up? Like he had to be like standing up. It was. He was bouncing on that. And he had to be spreading them because how, like. Yeah, explain it.

SPEAKER_13

My guy was tip. He was tip drilling on that. He was practicing a routine. He was tip drilling.

SPEAKER_16

He was he was sheesy. He was getting ready for auditions at the Golden Big. Yeah, for real.

SPEAKER_13

They had to repair the damage and perform a temporary colostomy for him.

SPEAKER_16

Damn. He done ruined his life.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Damn.

SPEAKER_13

He will never shit the same.

SPEAKER_15

See, back in the day. He wasn't shitting the same way already. What you say? What the fuck did you say? Oh, I missed that. Oh my God. Playback. Playback. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_13

Be careful with your toys out there, y'all. Awesome prayers to the Bucci. Be careful with them toys. He was 50?

SPEAKER_16

I believe that's not old. Giving everybody a Bucci. A Boochie. Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_13

I wasn't saying it like. The way you sounded, you sounded like Kevin Hart when he found out what John Cheetle um. John Cheetle? Don. I said John.

SPEAKER_15

John Cheetle is actually what you said. Since when?

SPEAKER_13

Alright, look, I'm gonna need you to stop. I'm not the one who's started. I'm gonna need you to wake up. Okay.

Church Praise Dancing And Attraction

SPEAKER_15

Well, I hope the 50-year-old The 50-year-old. You know, yeah. Thoughts and prayers, man.

SPEAKER_16

Think before you fall.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. Talk to John Cheeto.

SPEAKER_13

Not just about the age shame.

SPEAKER_15

I know. I ain't too far. I ain't too far from 50.

SPEAKER_13

What are you? 49?

SPEAKER_15

No, I'm 50.

SPEAKER_13

He said he's 50. He told the truth. You heard him? Finally. I'm 50. Finally.

SPEAKER_16

I'm 50.

SPEAKER_13

He's like, I'm 50.

SPEAKER_16

Finally. Alright, moving on from the So a Mississippi woman has gone viral after publicly explaining why she ended her 13-month relationship after visiting her boyfriend's church. So it kind of sparked like a heated um debate online. Lines were drawn. According to her, she what she witnessed during the church service is her boy boyfriend having an energetic praise dance and emotional worship. And it completely changed how she viewed him. And she did not hold back online. Even though her family members, you know, urged her to reconsider, pointing out that, you know, he's a stable, successful man with a good job. He's a good man. She stood firm on her decision. Social media quickly split into two sides when she posted. So this is what she posted. She said, um She said, I don't want no. I don't want no nigga who prays dances and be the loudest one screaming at church. As a man, why is you dipping and scooting your feet? Like what the fuck? That shit was embarrassing as fuck. Bruh, then you gonna fall the fuck out. Be fucking for real. I walked right the fuck out. That shit is zesty as a motherfucker. So she got problems with herself. People, social media split on two sides. And you know, some people said you can't force attraction once it's gone, it's gone. She's being honest, she's not being fake. Um be honest in a different way. I don't blame her. My daddy would never, and he was a bishop. Um others doubled down and said, Don't no woman want a man who um is all out in the aisle dipping and shuffling his feet. On the other side, critics have pushed back saying that the man was praising God and you're mocking him. You left a good man over ego and embarrassment. Um, she is adamant that she don't give a damn. She ain't going back because she don't want no man who shuffles shuffles his feet. Shuck and jive for the Lord and screams for the Lord and passes out.

SPEAKER_13

So you think about that? My thing about it first. It's shit funny as hell. Just how she said it is hilarious. But I mean, if that's how you feel, bitch, then move the fuck on. You you probably did both of y'all selves a favor. Um, I don't see a problem with it. I mean, because I grew up in a church and I've seen men shuffling their feet shuffling and driving, dipping and diving. Yeah, I've seen it. So it's like, oh Lord. I mean, I don't think that would bother me.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, because I just I've grew up that way with that. And for so whoever to say my daddy's a bishop and he ain't never, that don't mean shit either. It really is like shut up.

SPEAKER_16

Because he was the one probably in the back room. But anyway, exactly. Um I agree with you because also growing up in the church, just used to seeing that. So it's like, you making a bit too much of that. And you a little fragile with your ego. I know a heathen when I see what um but then I said, you know what? Because I like to see every side. Yeah. So I said, let me put myself. But you do. I stop at the front. Um front door only. Um I said, let me put myself in her shoes. Because clearly she's not someone who is religious from church or attends church services or those type of church services. And so I can see why she would see that certain type of praise as being feminine or you know, flamboyant or less masculine than what she was looking for. And I had to tell myself, because I had an experience with someone that I was dating who I saw for the first time. Not this type of dance, but dance in a more feminine way. And it turned me completely the fuck off. And I was done at that moment. Am I thinking about the same thing? Nope, we'll move it off. So I can understand, like, if that's not your thing, because again, once you're turned off, I truly don't believe there's no turning it back on because there's there's not for me in that type of situation. Because if you want what you want and you're seeing the complete opposite now, yeah, there's not much you can do about that. So I do, I don't want to like totally throw her out and but I don't want to disregard the fact that this is a different type of situation, though. Like this is religion, face bathed, and this is what like this is praise, like this is, you know, I don't really, I don't even want to go too deep in that because it might become blasphemous, but I just speaking from my experience on this type of thing, but also just seeing both sides. Right.

SPEAKER_15

Well, I didn't grow up in a church like you guys did, so I was more inclined to see her point on things. Um not not understanding the culture of church and how what thing the things that happen in church, it might look away to somebody who's new to that environment and new to seeing things of that nature, especially coming from a male um point of view. Uh well, coming just coming from a male dancing that way, praising that way. It's nothing that you're accustomed to. Yeah, it's nothing that you're accustomed to. She's not accustomed to seeing a man do that. So I can see her disdain and and I can see her disdain of uh you know not liking that in and I'm he is fighting for his life right now.

SPEAKER_12

I'm trying to get through it.

SPEAKER_15

He's like, I don't know how y'all do this shit.

SPEAKER_12

He's like, uh-uh-uh.

The White House Footage Feels Scripted

SPEAKER_15

I don't know how y'all do this shit. I don't know how y'all do it when I do shit like that. But yeah, I can see how she can be turned off by that. She done passed out and put a blanket over his face so he don't see up his skirt. I remember a situation where I played some soca music in a basement and um You the devil. You know, a friend of mine had uh uh had their you know what? I'm just gonna let that go. Never mind. But yeah. So can bring it out of you. It's almost like worship. But anyway.

SPEAKER_13

Ain't nothing but the devil. But the devil. So I see, Mister, you have put a topic, because I'm just gonna go right back to the you put a topic in here that happened to deal with the um I did? Yeah, the um the new Tyler Perry um TV show that we've been watching with the White House. You had put that in here.

SPEAKER_16

I did.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, that's been all over the news and stuff.

SPEAKER_16

Well, which show? Because Tyler Perry has a couple shows about the White House.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, well, I was talking about he has one called The Oval. Oh, you know, I haven't seen that one. Oh, okay. I was I was speaking more so in the hat the haves and the have nots.

SPEAKER_16

He had that show as well.

SPEAKER_13

Uh-huh. That's the one I was talking about.

SPEAKER_16

Uh I forgot I even put this in. Oh, maybe not. You was thinking of um. Why did I put this in here?

SPEAKER_13

What show was I thinking about? You clicked on it?

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I don't I don't know why I put it in here. Oh. I didn't know, I didn't read it. I just thought I just thought it was interesting. I thought it had to do with that um shooting. It did. It didn't. And um I seen the footage of them getting the vice president out first before the president. And I'm like, this whole thing just seems like a like a setup.

SPEAKER_13

You ain't hear me, it's a Tyler Perry show.

SPEAKER_16

This shit is like what show was that you was gonna I was I think it's no, I was saying every Tyler Perry show you you was every name you were given was an actual Tyler Perry show is what I was saying.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, oh.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, this this shit on the show.

SPEAKER_15

Yo, this is the most I I don't know, we're kind of like attacking this uh, you know, this week, but it's been out, it's been out for a while. And it's like new footage and clearer footage of the dude running in there with a rifle. The unbelievable part of this whole fucking thing is that he got that far with a fucking rifle. You shouldn't even got close. You're missing another point. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

It's a black man. And he survived. Running in there with a rifle.

SPEAKER_15

And he didn't get shot. Like they so what's confusing to me. He got paid. What's confusing to me is when there was rushing the vice president and orange uh Dorito over there out of the room, they heard the shots, right?

SPEAKER_16

Yes.

SPEAKER_15

When they show the footage of the dude running, it doesn't show anybody shooting. And he was and he and from what I understand, there's a story saying he tripped and fell, the guy with the rifle, uh-huh, and then they detained him. So where did the shot comes from? And if they shot because he's a lot of Abuchi, he ran, he ran right through the security. That is the most that is the most incompetent uh um Secret Service people. Are they though? To that whole thing just seems so far-fetched from real life, it's not even funny. It's so much propaganda, so people can focus on oh my god, sympathy for this dude. And it's like, yo, anybody else would have died right before they even got.

SPEAKER_13

But the crazy part about it is one, so many things is going on with that whole situation that cracked me the hell up, okay? One the pumpkin muffin is standing on the side just watching everything unfold. How is that where he's to be supposed to be secure at? Yo, the secret service. That whole shit was scripted. And then the guy's still like, I'm gonna just go ahead and eat my food because I paid for my plates.

SPEAKER_15

No, he was just sitting there in. Like, why is he going on here? I done paid gas to get here.

SPEAKER_13

I'm gonna eat my food like that. It literally was like a tube movie, a Tyler Perry show. Like, it was crazy.

SPEAKER_16

They need a key for Sutherland.

SPEAKER_13

Yo, for real. But I'm gonna tell you. In a little 24 o'clock, this guy who they paid to do whatever he did. That was my show. He looks like a a kid that I went to school with, and it's so funny. But he got the same name.

SPEAKER_15

He is a teacher with a degree, like a high degree. It's like, come on now.

SPEAKER_13

And they interviewed everybody that knows him, and and there's nothing that points him towards any of this.

SPEAKER_15

This is it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_16

And I think they what they say, like his brother or whatever is from Connecticut, like they was trying to link it to Connecticut.

SPEAKER_13

They always because we we like nah, go on about your business.

SPEAKER_16

Yo. Uh that whole shit was the stupidest thing. They just tickled me that based on what Secret Service protocol.

SPEAKER_15

That's another thing that tickled you, huh? Shut up.

SPEAKER_13

I said that. Yeah? I said tickle. No. Wait, you said tickle too?

SPEAKER_15

What the fuck is happening over there?

SPEAKER_13

I don't know.

SPEAKER_15

Yo, she was clearly the one who said tickle. Where the fuck did you come from? She's still in the White House.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, Donna.

SPEAKER_03

What the fuck is happening?

SPEAKER_02

Sean was like, no, I said tickle.

SPEAKER_16

Out of all of the out of all of the Secret Service protocol, the fact that JD Vance was taken out of the street. The first, but taken out with no kind of sense of urgency. It was like, hey, GD, I just need to touch him for a quick second. And they take him out and just walk him out. Now, if there's gunshots going off, there's an active shooter in the building. Yeah. They don't have him down, anything. He's clearly just They're not afraid of a bullet passing by. Yeah. This shit don't make no sense. Pumpkin tits is still over here just having conversation while people in the room around them are now like scrambling and running and hearing the gunshots and running on the table.

SPEAKER_04

Fake bullets think.

SPEAKER_16

Then they finally come and get him, pick him up, and he's fully standing up before he tripped to Topple over. Yeah. They leave Melania under the table.

SPEAKER_02

They don't even. Donna save us down. Donna.

SPEAKER_16

It just The whole thing is ridiculous. It is. The same way his ear grew back in 36 seconds after the first time they tried. I just playing it off. I don't believe anything they try to. At this point, it was Erica Kirk back there. Yes. No, seriously.

SPEAKER_15

This is fucking. You're getting impeached. Hopefully. Pete, go out there midterms and vote and get this motherfucker out of here.

SPEAKER_16

Because you know what he said after all of this happened. No, what he said. But there's always a reason why these shit things keep happening for these quote unquote assassinations. It's always when he wants or needs something. Yeah. And he's not getting his way.

SPEAKER_05

Yep.

SPEAKER_16

So after this one, he said, see, this is why I need my ballroom. Because he's been trying to get his ballroom in the White House. And now all of a sudden you having this big, you know, having a big event, and this happens.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, security is lacking or it wasn't even a smart tactic. Like, it was so stupid. No. Nothing about it was like so stupid. If you're gonna do not even gonna give them any ideas, never mind. But that was so stupid.

SPEAKER_16

Like they've written better scripts. Yeah. Like what was the um the president movie? Um which one is so many? The one with um the dancer. What was his name? Shannon Tatum.

SPEAKER_13

Is that like Blackhawk Down or something like that? Down Hall Black. What's that? They did Black House Down.

SPEAKER_16

No, Jamie Foxx was the one with the White House down there.

SPEAKER_14

You're saying off his safe words.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, uh Olympus has fallen, I think. Oh, that was Shannon Tatum in there?

SPEAKER_15

No, it was um uh Butler. Um what's the one with Shannon Tatum? Yeah, that was uh dude from 300 in those.

SPEAKER_13

Oh yeah. I don't know his name. Something butler. They want to talk out the same.

SPEAKER_16

Shannon Tatum was White House now. Okay, yeah. So then what was the one with Jamie Foxx?

SPEAKER_15

White House Now.

SPEAKER_16

That was Olymp.

Dynamite Revenge And Other Extremes

SPEAKER_15

No, no, that was what more that was Morgan Freeman in uh Olympus has fallen.

SPEAKER_16

Was Jamie Foxx in there with Shannon Tatum?

SPEAKER_15

Yes, yes he was. Oh, maybe but yeah, it's all just wild.

SPEAKER_13

It's all wild. It is, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_15

And again, I we don't believe you. I don't believe you.

SPEAKER_13

No, absolutely. Free that man.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. I don't believe you.

SPEAKER_13

Well, he's gonna be free because they pay him well to do that.

SPEAKER_16

Anyway. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_13

And they found the the the whitest black man to do it.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. So we have a story about a Long Island woman who's been convicted after prosecutors say that she threw dynamite at her sleeping boyfriend, leaving him without a hand. Holy shit. So I'm sorry, I laughed at that. So 35-year-old Kiana Waddle was found guilty. Don't do that. Everybody waddle him. Don't do that. Was found guilty Friday in connection with the March um 2024 incident that escalated after an argument between her and her boyfriend. So prosecutors say that after the fight, she threw a burning stick of dynamite into her boyfriend's room while he was asleep. Um he woke up to the sound of hissing and saw flames on the floor. That's us. He picked it up and attempted to throw it outside, but it detonated in his hand. Um he lost his hand and part of his arm as a result of the explosion. And so now she's facing um 25 years in prison. Question. Where the fuck do you find dynamite? That was gonna be my question. Where the fuck are you finding dynamite? Like, is there an Acme studio?

SPEAKER_15

Like, where the fuck? They're like, buy a wholesale, like where the fuck do you get dynamite from? I don't know. Like, this shit is crazy.

SPEAKER_13

Can you unless you buy her like Amazon?

SPEAKER_15

Can you?

SPEAKER_13

I mean, unless you get a few. You took a flare and put it black powder in it. I forget there's the black market too. People know how to get on there and get shit.

SPEAKER_16

Maybe she used to be a coal miner. I'm just I don't know. I wouldn't, yeah, listen, I don't doubt it. I mean, from her mugshot, it looked like the explosion blew back us. That's us. She's lucky though. Yo, why do we go to extremes trying to hurt our exes? For some reason, when we do things, we go all out.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. Like you're gonna die or not.

SPEAKER_16

We bring out all the bells and whistles.

SPEAKER_15

Like, god damn. We ain't gonna fall on like random dildos or some shit.

SPEAKER_13

The crazy part, they ain't say what he was either.

SPEAKER_16

But at some point, can we just decide to walk over and just walk away? Yeah, like it's just yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Like woke up, let's go to the well, she wanted to split.

SPEAKER_16

But what if you woke up in the bed because you heard a hissing sound and you see dynamite on your floor active? Your first thought is to let me pick this up and throw it. No, I'd have been like my first thought is to get the fuck out the floor.

SPEAKER_13

Well, let her stand in with that shit. Like 'cause she was still there, I I'm assuming.

SPEAKER_16

No, she tossed it in the room.

SPEAKER_13

Oh. She probably closed the door.

SPEAKER_16

She She put the chair up.

SPEAKER_12

The door stood there, hold that shit closed. Fucking dynamite, yo.

SPEAKER_16

I do what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_13

Now I want to know. But I want to know what the fuck he did for her to think that she's gonna throw the dynamite in here.

SPEAKER_16

He fell on a dildo while he was praising his car. Gotta do it. These days, gotta do it. Oh, you wanna shuffle your feet?

SPEAKER_02

Put a dildo in your booty.

SPEAKER_12

You wanna dip and dive. Oh, you got the blanket?

SPEAKER_16

Mm-mm. Dip and dive. Take this dynamite nigga. I don't like the way you drink that communion. That wine was supposed to be for us. Oh my god. Mm-mm. But people do better. Like, really, do better. This is a mess. Mm-mm. Jesus.

SPEAKER_13

So I noticed that Sean A skipped over this, but I'm gonna go ahead and go ahead and um I wanted you to do it. Oh, you did? Okay. I'm gonna need you to pull this up. Okay. Um, so Candy Burris did uh a remake of Kalani's Folded, and I want to know what everybody thinks of that.

SPEAKER_06

Why you all in love? That's what you told me when I pose. Just forget it. I wanna give you all your clothes back. Gotta make room take it up to know how good this can detect. They say that I was gonna sit hell only. Why you was a thought on me. I was trying to be good, I was trying to hold it enough to be comfortable.

SPEAKER_13

No, there was more.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. I'm the ones that's cold on the streets. Come pick up your clothes. I have them folded. So come pick up.

SPEAKER_15

Nah, bro. You don't fuck with a classic like that, yeah? You don't fuck with a classic like that.

SPEAKER_16

So she says that she released it because she just recently got divorced, and she said that she had recorded it when everyone was actually doing the folded remix, and she held on to it. But now, because all of this happened and she has gotten her freedom that she felt comfortable to put it out now.

SPEAKER_14

Wrap back up, Candy.

SPEAKER_16

It has received a lot of response online. What are they saying about this shit? That's what I want to know. Um, well, a lot of the things I've seen, people post the videos on TikTok while they play it saying, Candy, don't get on my nerves today.

SPEAKER_15

Well, if I can say I listened to this shit on mute and it still pissed me off. Yeah. Oh, yo. Somebody said, just throw the damn clothes away. Yo.

SPEAKER_16

Like she knows better. She could have kept that. Yeah, Candy's. She could have kept that.

SPEAKER_13

That's why she did keep it. Then she got her feelings thinking about her divorce and was like, fuck it. I'ma I'ma drop it. Because she knew better back then when everything happened and she didn't release it.

SPEAKER_05

Yes.

SPEAKER_13

No disrespect, Candy, but mm-mm.

SPEAKER_15

That ain't it. That ain't. Yeah, leave that to Kalani. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

So, Mr. I got a question for you.

SPEAKER_15

Yes.

SPEAKER_16

For a billion dollars, would you trade three inches off of your penis?

SPEAKER_15

Yes.

SPEAKER_16

It's long enough.

SPEAKER_15

I can do three inches.

SPEAKER_16

So, okay. So now you just have like one, and so you'll have the one billion.

SPEAKER_03

Awesome.

SPEAKER_16

Awesome.

SPEAKER_15

Absolutely. Get it done. Get it done. You know what one billion could do? Put five more inches back.

SPEAKER_16

Somebody was like, yep, and I'm gonna get a DDL.

SPEAKER_13

Who sits here and thinks of shit like this, though?

SPEAKER_16

But they did a poll, and surprisingly, there was 28% of the people that were like, hell no. Really? And I think had nothing. Yeah, they were leaving with nothing. Um, like somebody was like, no, you're trying to put me in negative dequity.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, dequity is funny as fuck. I don't know what the name is.

SPEAKER_13

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_15

Yo. Negative dequity is fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_16

But I was like, that is crazy. This stuff that people think of, like, why? Why? Nene, would you do it?

SPEAKER_13

I was about to I would, you know, because I have a hefty. Mm-hmm. Yep. I absolutely would. Get a DDL just like everybody else. Oh my god. You'll get a CDL. Had that already. What? I was referring to the license. No, you weren't.

SPEAKER_16

That's hilarious. Clit dick long.

SPEAKER_15

Clit dick long. Shut up.

SPEAKER_12

Shut up. I don't even know why I asked.

SPEAKER_13

Well, since we're on that, um, there's a company in Spain that uh gives their workers 30 minutes of masturbation break. It is actually written in their official policy. What do you guys think about that?

SPEAKER_15

So they have to masturbate every day for 30 minutes?

SPEAKER_13

If they want to to take a masturbation break break.

SPEAKER_15

I love it. You know how productive I would be after a quick nap? They didn't say you could have a nap. 30 minutes you can get it done in a nap. Fuck you talking about Yeah, that's true. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm productive as shit.

SPEAKER_13

Well that depends on how many times you want to do it within them 30 minutes. Sometimes once ain't enough. What?

SPEAKER_05

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_03

He said I gave it all to fucking I'm giving it all to God. Take this nap and go back to work.

SPEAKER_02

You the fucking need me in the next room like hand number four.

SPEAKER_15

And that's just her hand.

SPEAKER_13

I'm about to mootest thing. Shit. I don't see nothing wrong with that. Me neither.

SPEAKER_15

I think that's I think that's perfectly good. Now, now, do they have a specific break area where maybe you've you know you have a co-worker in there with you helping each other out?

SPEAKER_16

Now you get in the world. That's workplace violence.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_13

That's workplace violence.

SPEAKER_15

The office, this office hottie, like that's shorty going there. I'm going in there with her.

Fake Nursing Licenses And Real Risk

SPEAKER_13

Like, mister.

SPEAKER_15

We got 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_13

Can you help me on my masturbation break?

SPEAKER_15

I got you.

SPEAKER_13

You probably don't allow people to go at the same time. Maybe it's just my work husband.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. Okay, oh. I know. Hell you be.

SPEAKER_03

She in a room like go back to work.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. So we got a 55-year-old Maryland man by the name of Patrick Noaku. Yep. Whatever it, whatever it is, he did it. He's headed to federal prison after being caught in a major nursing credential scam. So he was sentenced to 21 months behind bars, followed by two years of supervised release after pleading guilty for to wire fraud. So per the FBI, prosecutors say he played a key role in a scheme that sold fake nursing diplomas and transcripts to people looking to break into the healthcare field. Don't do that. According to the joking. I'll joking. According to court documents, he teamed up with others to help buyers not only secure their fraudulent documents, but also obtain the nursing licenses they didn't actually qualify for. He worked through uh multiple entities, including a Virginia-based school and a Florida nursing home, both of which had already lost their licenses. So they backdated the paperwork to make it look legit. Um he was charged up to$17,000 for the fake um nursing degrees and between six and ten thousand dollars for the LPN credentials. Um he also coached buyers on how to fill out their licensing exam applications to avoid raising red flags. Um he was doing this scheme for at least three years, um, and it caused over$1.5 million in losses. Um and then all of these people who got healthcare jobs based off of these licenses and certifications, um, thankfully, I hope they call all of them to lose their jobs, potentially putting all of these impatients at risk, which is kind of crazy. Um, one of his co-conspirators has already been sentenced to 13 months in prison. But I think that's kind of lenient. Oh, yeah. That's my guy.

SPEAKER_15

Um, they just called me last month talking about they need to save a prince in Africa. Shit's getting ridiculous out there. They turn into nursings and stuff. This shit is ridiculous.

SPEAKER_16

Somebody said they knew he was Nigerian as soon as they read the headline.

SPEAKER_15

What'd I say? What the fuck did I say? I didn't even know this story.

SPEAKER_16

Haitian and Nigerian. One of them two. But that's that's that's scary. That's dangerous. Because you are really putting people's lives at risk. Like that's that's that's wild. You think he still got the money?

SPEAKER_15

He's going to fag, but he they only give him 13 months. So he's.

SPEAKER_13

He sent that shit to Nigeria. Hell yeah, he still got that money.

SPEAKER_15

He's still rich. Ain't nothing you can do about that. Yeah, in a barrel.

SPEAKER_16

Yo. Where's some socks?

SPEAKER_13

You think they Nah, they can't do barrels.

SPEAKER_16

Did you say with socks?

SPEAKER_13

Yo, get out of here.

SPEAKER_16

Socks. Who can't do barrels?

SPEAKER_13

No, I was just thinking about it. Like, I never thought of it going that way. Yeah, they can't do yet.

Treating Mom Well Does Not Equal Love

SPEAKER_15

Which way is that? Nigeria?

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, over that way. Europe. Because, you know, when you hear about sending barrels, you think of the islands. Oh, that yeah. Yeah. So that's what I was thinking. Like, oh, they do that?

SPEAKER_14

They send live animals over there. Stop it. I'm joking, yo. Don't listen to me.

SPEAKER_13

Please don't listen to him.

SPEAKER_14

It's cheap out here.

SPEAKER_13

Is this true or false? How a man treats his mama has nothing to do with how he's gonna treat you, and y'all gotta let go of the fantasy.

SPEAKER_14

That is very true.

SPEAKER_13

I agree.

SPEAKER_14

That is very true. The once you try to conform your your your female companion to your mother, it gets bad quickly.

SPEAKER_15

So don't do it. Because some relationships with the the person with their mother, it could, it could be, it could start off white uh well, and then you learn some shit about your mother, and shit is just different.

SPEAKER_16

That is true. I kind of feel like it's half true and half not true. Like, I agree with that. It depends on the treatment.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, yeah. Because I feel like if a dude don't respect his mother and don't give a shit about his mother, he's not gonna respect you because at the end of the day, that doesn't mean he ain't got no respect for a while.

SPEAKER_13

He got no respect for no motherfucker about it.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, you know, so I feel like it could be somewhere in the middle. Um, but don't expect that just because he treats his mother good, that he treats you good. Because he could just be dicking his mother down. I mean, wait. What the wrong story?

SPEAKER_13

Which is sad that there is cases where the sons is digging their mama down. That's nasty as hell.

SPEAKER_14

Ayy yo.

SPEAKER_02

Come pick up your clothes. Yo I have them photos.

SPEAKER_12

I can't believe she did that.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I I was a mama's boy for a little bit, and then I learned my mama.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

And then I just got you just gotta just become your own man.

SPEAKER_13

Mama boys can be a handful sometimes, though.

SPEAKER_16

Yes, they can.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. They gotta learn about themselves a little bit to really step out on their own. So yeah.

Mother In Law Jealousy Turns Deadly

SPEAKER_16

And yet, the ones that don't really get along with their mother can also be a lot because they got issues they need to work through. And if they ain't work through them issues, yeah, it's gonna trickle down. Trickle down.

SPEAKER_14

How it trickle down for you? Slow.

SPEAKER_02

My bag.

SPEAKER_13

Oh my gay.

SPEAKER_02

Between your legs. Oh my god. Oh my gay. Don't talk like that. That was me.

SPEAKER_16

So we got a disturbing story out of Mexico.

SPEAKER_12

Um just go ahead.

unknown

Why?

SPEAKER_13

I let my intrusive thoughts take over. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_16

62 years old. That was down. Oh, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_15

I got it too. Don't even worry about it.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, oh Erica Maria Herrera was taken into custody in Venezuela after being on the run in connection to the killing of 27-year-old Carolina Flores Gomez. What? Jesus. Who was her daughter-in-law? Oh no. Um.

SPEAKER_13

Has to set that up.

SPEAKER_16

Uh Carolina was crowned Miss Teen Universe in 2017. It is. In Baja California.

SPEAKER_13

Not Selena all over again.

SPEAKER_16

It is. She was reportedly shot 12 times. Jesus. Six times in the head and six times in the chest.

SPEAKER_13

Did you see the video?

SPEAKER_16

That was jealousy.

SPEAKER_13

Did you see the video? Mm-hmm. Yeah, that was quite that was quite. Wait, there's a video of getting shot in the head? No, they don't show her like shooting her.

SPEAKER_16

Well, they don't show it, but so it says authorities say that the situation unfolded inside Gomez's Mexico. Folded apartment. Surveillance video shows that Herrera followed her into a room before multiple gunshots rang out. Um Gomez's husband, who's also Who took his time to come running out there to see what happened.

SPEAKER_13

It's crazy to me.

SPEAKER_16

The son walked in moments later holding their eight-month-old baby and asked his mother what happened. She allegedly responded, nothing. She made me angry and later claimed that Gomez stole her son from her. Um after the studing, the studing. Yo, the shooting. Herrera fled the scene. Oh my god, I'm Nini. Herrera fled the scene. We know what she was thinking about. Welcome. And was later placed on Interpol's red notice list before being captured. Um they're now working on having her extradited back to Mexico to face charges. Um, they're also looking into whether or not there was any attempt to cover up the crime after it was reported that her son did not immediately alert authorities. Um that's wild in itself, which looks like it is. But it it goes into question. So That's that mama boy. Were y'all working together, or you just the mama's boy and you trying to protect your mother and you give that little of a shit about your wife's wife that just got shot here?

SPEAKER_13

Because I mean, if you see the video, the urgency of him w coming in there was so like, oh, was that gunshots? What was that? Mama. Yeah, yeah. And then for her to be like, she made me angry, she stole my son. Ew. Your son isn't for you to keep.

SPEAKER_15

Wow. Yuck.

SPEAKER_13

It's sad. It is. And the in a and what makes it even sadder is that it is a lot of mothers out there that's like that when it comes to their sons. Oh no.

SPEAKER_15

Yo, six times in a what?

SPEAKER_05

You are so You let the devil use you every time.

SPEAKER_16

Yes, he always does. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_15

Oh no. White people doing. They're not white.

SPEAKER_02

Thanks. They're Mexican.

SPEAKER_15

Thank you. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02

Let tacos.

SPEAKER_13

That's what we have in the night. How do you know that's what I was about to make? Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Let tacos. Once you go taco, you never go taco.

SPEAKER_13

What the fuck is wrong with this? No, that's wild though. Like.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, thought surprise. Yo, twelve in the chest and twelve in the face is six. Oh yeah. Six in the face. How do you handle six in the face, y'all? Like that's a little obsessive, ain't it?

SPEAKER_13

She was mad. Isn't it? That's the kind of like She was mad she was pretty. That's why she shot her six in the chat.

SPEAKER_15

And this is the guy's this is the kid's mother, the the the boy's mother.

SPEAKER_13

And then the crazy part is like, how do you explain, like, oh, grandma shot your mother?

SPEAKER_16

But why was she there? Oh, because grandma can't let her son go.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, that's that's that's weird. And that's so weird. That's sick. You ever had six to your chest? You mean what? You have sex to the face? Chest. No, I'm asking if you have sex to the face.

SPEAKER_14

No.

SPEAKER_13

Moving on.

SPEAKER_03

Would you ever do a bugaki?

SPEAKER_13

I just said ill. In your freakier days. No. In your freakier days. I don't even know what that means.

SPEAKER_16

You were a little freakier in your days.

SPEAKER_13

I still am a freak. Oh.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. Talk about it.

SPEAKER_13

No, that's gross.

SPEAKER_15

You know there's a reverse bukake? A female bukake? That's just crazy. Why is it reverse? That's that's what they call it. Reverse bukake. Why? That's what we're doing. Females doing it. That's weird.

SPEAKER_05

Can you imagine they just staring it over you going, and that's what everybody hears during their lunch break at work.

SPEAKER_16

And on the other side, they hear you snoring. I'm done.

SPEAKER_15

I'm asleep. Where my CPAP at?

SPEAKER_13

Somebody go over there. Have you ever masturbated with your CPAP on?

SPEAKER_15

Somebody just fall apart. Well, nigga could just fall right there. Good breathing right there, boy.

SPEAKER_13

I have a CPAP. I'm gonna try that.

SPEAKER_12

I'll let y'all know next episode.

SPEAKER_15

Holy shit. Oh my god. Yo, if my girl gets on me while I got a CPAP on my face, get the fuck off of me. That's crazy. Off me.

SPEAKER_12

Nobody don't want to do that. That looks so weird.

The Wildest Ex Stories Online

SPEAKER_15

And I got the pillow shit. It looked like I got the nose shit. I don't got the mask. Like I can open my mouth because the air comes. Don't get six shots in the face. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_14

Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_03

You got the little mouth that makes me breathe. You got it in my mind, man.

SPEAKER_16

That is horrible. So I wanted to read. Quick, it was a um uh question that was online. It said outside of cheating, um, like people uh discussed what the most insane things that their exes did to them. So one person said, I had a pregnancy scare with him, and he said he hopes it's not a girl because he didn't think he could trust himself around her. What? What um she says I broke up with him on the spot and he's in jail now. Um person said he was 21, still bathed with his mother. What? In the same bath at the same time every night. One said he pointed a loaded gun at me in front of our kids. Um one person says they sold me on the dark net, sold my address, car, phone, and work schedule information. I had multiple men try and kidnap me because of this. He did this because I didn't ask permission to go to the gas station. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_15

Get out of here.

SPEAKER_16

One said he told me I wasn't allowed to use tampons because it's cheating. Yo. Yo, the oldest Gardies is ridiculous. One said that they did a DNA test on our son. When it came back, 99.999% of him being the father, he was mad it wasn't 100%, and he still denied our son and wanted another test to see that it would be 100.

SPEAKER_13

He's stupid. Yo.

SPEAKER_16

One said, divorce me because our daughter is special needs, and he said I must have cheated because he can't produce a child like her.

SPEAKER_13

He's special needs. Then she should divorce him.

SPEAKER_16

That's horrible.

SPEAKER_13

That is horrible. Oh, she did.

SPEAKER_16

That's my ex. One said he tried to kill me, and when he didn't find me, he killed other girls.

SPEAKER_13

Aww.

SPEAKER_16

God damn. Where's these people? No, let me shut up. One said I had cardiac arrest. I had cardiac arrest during an emergency C section, and he said he wanted to sue the hospital for saving me and the baby.

SPEAKER_14

Damn.

SPEAKER_16

Damn, son. Imagine being with somebody with those types of like the thought process.

SPEAKER_13

That's to hit the fuck button.

SPEAKER_16

God damn. That's crazy. Yeah, that's wild. That's wild. That's scary though, because you never know who you're with. You don't. You never know what's going through somebody's head. You ever had a crazy sister?

SPEAKER_15

What? You know what's going through somebody's head?

SPEAKER_16

No. I know what comes out.

SPEAKER_15

Not all the time. Have I ever dealt with a crazy? Jesus. What the hell is coming out when you do it?

SPEAKER_13

No, no, no, no. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_15

Come pick up your clothes.

SPEAKER_16

What do you mean? Unfolded.

SPEAKER_15

Oh my God. Did I ever have a crazy? Yes, I have. What'd they do? Oh. I'll just it was just crazy. Well, no. That's not enough. No, no. I yo, they was trying to do the whole pregnancy thing. I'm pregnant because I was living out in Arizona, and they knew I was moving back to the east. So they hit me with the, oh, I'm pregnant, and you can't go.

SPEAKER_16

He's like, I can take care of a baby across the country. See you later.

SPEAKER_12

It's like in 30 days or less, bitch, I'm out of here.

SPEAKER_15

Crazy. Yeah, she was cute too, but nah. I'm not staying here. You would have had a desert baby. I would have had a desert baby. Not a desert baby. A little turtle.

SPEAKER_16

Little clay.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

You Shawnee?

SPEAKER_16

Hmm?

SPEAKER_13

You know the question.

SPEAKER_16

Well, no, what was the question?

SPEAKER_13

The people the insane acts what they did. Uh huh. No.

SPEAKER_15

I was about to say something, but no.

SPEAKER_13

Got you.

SPEAKER_15

You and Nene?

Spirit Airlines Chaos And Pop Culture Debate

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, almost unalived me and my cousins one time. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

Why? What was the reason? We don't know.

SPEAKER_13

What was the reason? We don't know.

SPEAKER_14

That's the scary reason.

SPEAKER_13

We know. It is.

SPEAKER_16

Damn. It never it never knew the reason? Never. Wow. Yikes. Did y'all hear Spirit Airlines shut down?

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. Yep. It's out of there. That's crazy. My nephew. My nephew. Oh my god. What? What? Yeah. Thanks. Guys.

SPEAKER_13

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_15

My nephew flew up from Maryland to go to uh Mass. So now he can't fly back? Now he can't fly back. He bought a ticket up there and then he was trying to get back, and it was like, well, we shut down. So it's crazy.

SPEAKER_16

Like shut down, shut down like no call center customer service, no nothing. You can't call nobody.

SPEAKER_15

It's been in the news for a couple weeks uh now that they was gonna be back.

SPEAKER_16

They were trying to get help from the federal government, and those talks fell through. Yep.

SPEAKER_13

And I'm surprised people were still buying pretty tickets.

SPEAKER_16

But like people was in the airport waiting for their flights.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. It's done. He had to get a train back to Maryland. That's crazy. It's fucking unbelievable. I'm gonna see if he get his money back.

SPEAKER_16

That would be cheap.

SPEAKER_13

He didn't get his money back either.

SPEAKER_15

Where are they gonna get the money from?

SPEAKER_16

So I'm about to see if I can get one.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, for real.

SPEAKER_13

So you could fly it?

SPEAKER_15

Yo. You get a lot of rides on that. A lot of rides on that. Out of here. Alright, what's next? Is it we got a who you got?

SPEAKER_16

Oh, okay. Who you got?

SPEAKER_15

Who you got?

SPEAKER_16

All three of these people are going on a tour at the same time. Which one's gonna be the headliner? Tina Turner, Janet Jackson, Beyonce. Who's the headliner?

SPEAKER_15

Not Tina Turner.

SPEAKER_05

Oh.

SPEAKER_15

I love missing Tina Turner, but she's in a group of some powerful, powerful artists that they'll come out in droves for. Tina Turner got some people, like some fans.

SPEAKER_13

I don't think some fans. Tina Turner. I know.

SPEAKER_15

I'm saying, like, but compared to the fan base of the other two. Uh oh, I'm assuming. Don't play with Miss Tina. I'm assuming. Because the Beehive and I'm just thinking about a whole European. Yeah. That's what she was living in.

SPEAKER_16

I stand corrected. I stand corrected.

SPEAKER_13

And Miss Beehive wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for Miss Because.

SPEAKER_16

Do you think that Tina, if she went on tour, she would take a back seat and not be.

SPEAKER_15

Hell nah. You think that she would just be a to Janet Jackson and Beyonce? She wouldn't. I mean, they would pay homage and make sure. I think they would pay homage and say she was.

SPEAKER_13

They would make her the headliner.

SPEAKER_15

They would make the headliner.

SPEAKER_13

She would make herself the headliner. I'm not doing this shit if I got that.

SPEAKER_15

And I think they would pay homage and say, you got it. I think they respect her that much to say. They would respect her enough to say you got that. Yeah. But if it was me, who I would want to see as the headliner is Janet Jackson.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. I love Janet Jackson.

SPEAKER_16

I think, and it's just my opinion, because I think all three of them would bring out absolutely heavy sales. Yes. But I think to maximize sales, in my opinion, I do think they had headlined Beyonce. They wouldn't headline Tina Turner and they would use it as Tina Turner being like the special guest. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And that they pay homage to her on the tour. Yeah. But yeah. Beyonce would be a headliner for you.

SPEAKER_13

It makes sense for Beyonce to be the one. I'm fighting with her and Janet. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

I I I'm with her and Janet, but I think it would be Beyonce would be the head. I think they could split the tour into two headliners.

SPEAKER_15

Yes. I I will always go beyond Janet Jackson before Beyonce.

SPEAKER_13

But that's the thing.

SPEAKER_15

But that's just my that's just my um And that's what I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_13

But if you're looking at like outside of our bias viewpoint, you would have to go with Beyonce.

SPEAKER_15

That is the most logical choice. Yes. That has to be the choice of right now. But knowing what Janet Jackson did in her time before Beyonce we even Janet was already doing it. Correct. So I'm I'm going to go with what I because I don't really follow Beyonce to be like, you know, and I'm sure she'll kill every headline.

SPEAKER_13

Beyonce puts on performance.

SPEAKER_15

I'm sure she does. Even when she was with uh uh Destiny's Child, like they was coming out in drove for all of them, but definitely for her because she was the lead singer, and she has that power. I just I just know Janet had that then. Absolutely, yeah. I mean because her shows are like her and Michael got a lot of people. She's still doing her shows though. Shit is unfucking like this fucking amazing. So I bias me and just you know, knowing what I like back then. I had a rhythm nation album as a kid, and I just found out she had that's her fourth album.

SPEAKER_16

She had three other albums before Rhythm Nation. Imagine a Rhythm Nation formation tour. Oh my god. Come on. I would go see that.

SPEAKER_13

Come on. You know how expensive tickets would be those.

SPEAKER_15

Because Janet Jackson will bring uh not only our demographic and up, but even the younger crowd. Yes. Beyonce would do the same, I'm sure. You know what I'm saying? But I I think she loses people the older they get, like I would say two generations up prior to it. I agree. Janet has those generations, plus us, and maybe some of the you know younger cats too. Right. Beyonce has us probably a generation above us, right? And then everybody below.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

I think we will come out in drones for Janet Jack. Yeah. I mean, that's just my logic on.

SPEAKER_13

That'd be a great ass show, though.

SPEAKER_15

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_13

That would definitely be a great ass show. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Tina Turner?

SPEAKER_16

Tina Turner? Come on. Yeah. I mean, right now they'd have to bring her casket, but you know.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I'm saying.

SPEAKER_16

I mean.

SPEAKER_12

Big whales keep on turning.

SPEAKER_15

Beyonce could go do the do do do do for her, and she do it. She got the legs for it. Like, she's already emulated. Well, she has worked with Tina.

SPEAKER_13

That's why I said Tina was who got Beyonce to get where she had.

SPEAKER_15

I would say realistically, they will bow down and pay homage to Tina Turner.

SPEAKER_13

Definitely Beyonce. Beyonce already loves Tina Turner.

SPEAKER_15

Realistically, Beyonce will be the headliner. Personally, I would want Janet Jackson.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

And I honestly think that Beyonce would respect Jana Jackson. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_13

She would have to. She'd be like, oh, Janet, you know, I just love that you on my show. We don't do this together.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I think, I think this is gonna be good for us, Beyonce. Let's turn on your TV. I was going between Velvet Rupe or her, you know. Demita Joe. Demita. Demita. Demita.

SPEAKER_13

I love that fucking album.

SPEAKER_15

Do you know she had an album? It was Control. Her first album was Jen and Jackson when she was 17 years old. Then there's a second album. Can you name the second album? Me. Mm-hmm. That explains a lot. It was called Dream Street.

SPEAKER_13

I did not know that. Yes. What's funny is I have those albums in my playlist. Dream Street. I remember the name of that.

SPEAKER_15

That's her second debut album was called Dream Street. I never heard of that album before. Then it goes control and then Rhythm Nation. And it is not just Rhythm Nation, it's Rhythm Nation 1814.

SPEAKER_16

I didn't know it had Dream Street not do as well? Because why? That is not a um it was probably a flop.

SPEAKER_15

That's what I'm saying. 17-year-old Janet Jackson. I mean, if you think about it, we probably weren't born. No, it was 19, it was 1980. Her original album, Janet Jackson, came out in 1982. Dream Street dropped in 1985 or 86, I want to say.

SPEAKER_16

Rhythm Nation, Control came out. But that's what I'm saying. Because I know her Jenna Jackson album. I know her control album, but that one in the show. Dream Shit, I had no idea.

SPEAKER_15

I literally researched it today when my son was getting his hair done. I was like, what? She had a second album. I didn't know, I didn't know Rhythm Nation was her fourth debut album.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah. Yeah, I knew that wasn't like one of her first albums. I knew that.

SPEAKER_15

But that's when I that's when I kind of knew found out who Janet Jackson was because of my own. Yeah, it's a Janet. Huh? From The Rhythm Nation. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I was introduced to like I knew about the song Control, but I thought Control was on Rhythm Nation. I was like, what the fuck? Blew my mind. Blew my mind. But yeah, Dream Street is called.

SPEAKER_16

Huh. I'm gonna have to go and um look that album up in front of me.

SPEAKER_13

I don't have anything from that album. Yo, I think it was a flop.

SPEAKER_15

But if you go to uh Apple Music, it's there.

Hood Jeopardy Trivia Takes Over

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. Let me see. It's there. It got one song on it.

SPEAKER_15

Like nine songs on it. Nine songs. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? I I don't re I don't know any of the song names. Like the name, none of the names jump out to me. Okay. But I think it was a it was a flop. And then control came out, which re revitalized her career. Okay. Okay. You know what I mean? So that's interesting.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. That's interesting.

SPEAKER_15

So yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Well, now we're on your favorite part of the show.

SPEAKER_15

And we are going to be doing.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, it was around thriller time, so it wasn't gonna get no play. Yo, she dropped around thriller? It was like in the wake of thriller, so bad mood. That's why, yeah. It was in the shadows. She tried to outdo her brother. Wasn't happening.

SPEAKER_16

Maybe she they thought that releasing it at the height of his pump hers. Would pump hers too. Like, oh you got that wrong. Yeah, nah, they you know. You got that wrong.

SPEAKER_15

Real wrong.

SPEAKER_07

Absolutely wrong.

SPEAKER_15

We're going to be doing Hood Jeopardy again, ladies and gentlemen. I know you're happy to hear it. No more dirty toilets. I meant tubs. Alright, Hood Jeopardy is back around. And we're not talking about nobody's tub. This is going to be weather related. So uh give me a number between one and twenty. Four.

SPEAKER_13

Fifteen.

SPEAKER_15

I have twelve. Nini, you'll go first. The uh categories water cycles, clouds, weather vocabulary, stormy weather, tornado safety, and trivia.

SPEAKER_13

Jesus Christ. We can't go back to Black Jeopardy. Um clouds. I'm not gonna put it.

SPEAKER_15

Cloud for one or two?

SPEAKER_13

Go for the gusto. No, so I'll do one. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_15

I'm about to say that. All right, gray clouds that cover the lower part of the sky, rain or snow falls from. Clouds. Okay, we're not gonna do this.

SPEAKER_12

I think those are Nimbus clouds.

SPEAKER_15

I think those are Nimbus clouds. Or the strat stratus clouds. Yeah, we're not gonna do this. We're not gonna fucking do this.

SPEAKER_16

Clouds. I was trying to play the song in my head.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, because she do say Nimbus. She names names all of them. At the end when she was. Yeah, she do say stratus.

SPEAKER_15

Movies. Let's go to movies. Movies. From the books. From the books. We got Disney. We got classics. We got 2020s. We got movie quotes.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, God. Um we're gonna go with Disney.

SPEAKER_15

Disney for 100. Disney for 100. The name of the musical crab and Disney's.

SPEAKER_13

I booped.

SPEAKER_15

Did you did you booped?

SPEAKER_12

Did you bark? I said boop. It sounded like you barked.

SPEAKER_03

Roof.

SPEAKER_16

Jesus Christ. She had gas.

SPEAKER_15

I think Sean got it first, though.

SPEAKER_16

Who is Sebastian?

SPEAKER_15

Who is Sebastian? That is correct.

SPEAKER_13

He's a crab?

SPEAKER_15

Yes.

SPEAKER_12

He was a lobster. So who was you gonna say? I was gonna say Sebastian, but then I realized he said crab.

SPEAKER_13

And I was like, that's what? No, I because you said I figured that was it, but I I literally thought he was crazy. I thought it wasn't a crawl. I said this before. I always thought he was a lobster. That's so weird. Yeah, because his hands were so big. But he had a tail. I never paid attention to that part. Oh. It was just the like I never really focused on the rest of the body.

SPEAKER_15

We know what age you got interested into the long parts. I'll take 200. 200. I'ma fight you. This Disney princess has a raccoon as a sidekick. A two. I mean. What the fuck? Is that a buzz? Buzz. What the fuck is happening here?

SPEAKER_02

Who is Pocahontas?

SPEAKER_15

That is right. Who is Pocahontas? That is correct. A two. 300. 300. The name of Bella's father in Beauty is a oh Bell's. I'm sorry. I don't watch these. I thought it says Bell. The name of Bell's father in Beauty and the Beast.

SPEAKER_13

Damn, I don't know his name.

SPEAKER_16

That is the prices right. Sorry.

SPEAKER_15

Give me a buzz.

SPEAKER_16

Buzz, George.

SPEAKER_15

Maurice.

SPEAKER_04

Oh.

SPEAKER_15

Maurice is the answer for that. Nobody gets that. Uh since you got the last one. 400. The Disney princess attended Elsa's coronation day in Arundel, wherever she's from.

SPEAKER_16

Anna? Who's Anna?

SPEAKER_15

That is wrong. L E L S A Elsa's. The Disney princess attended Elsa's coronation day and Arendel. Arundel. Arendel.

SPEAKER_13

Who was that? Buzz. Mm-hmm. Who was who was Belle?

SPEAKER_14

No, it was Rapunzel. Rapunzel was there.

SPEAKER_13

I don't remember Rapunzel.

SPEAKER_14

Rapunzel. Alright.

SPEAKER_16

Technically, I'm not wrong, because our sister was there.

SPEAKER_15

Technically. Alright. Well, you got the last one, so five on it. There's no five. Next category. What's the other category? You got from the books classics 2020s movie quotes. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_16

2020s.

SPEAKER_15

2020s for 100? Yeah. Featuring Timothy Shalomet and Zendea. This modern retelling. I'm gonna give that to Nene.

SPEAKER_13

Who is Spider-Man?

SPEAKER_15

Timothy Shalomet.

SPEAKER_13

Who's that?

SPEAKER_16

What is Dune?

SPEAKER_13

Yes, what is Doom?

SPEAKER_16

Oh, not Tom Holly, sweetheart.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, my bad man. Y'all know I ain't good with names. I forgot about Dude.

SPEAKER_15

It's coming out again. I saw. Next one. 200. Um in this 2023 action thriller, the fourth in its series, this character confronts his former employee who forced him into exile. Former employer.

SPEAKER_13

Read it again.

SPEAKER_15

In this 2023 action thriller, this fourth in its series, the tit the title character, the title character confronts his former employers who forced him into exile.

SPEAKER_13

Yes. Who is um fucking god the day rock?

SPEAKER_14

Last chance.

SPEAKER_13

No, it's four. Nope. Nope. I don't got it. I thought it's it's four force movies. Yes. That's what you meant.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

It probably isn't. I'm just no, it's not. Say it. Uh oh my God. Spit the shit out. I can't think of the first name. Is it not Reacher? Something Reacher. See? I knew it was wrong.

SPEAKER_15

John Wick.

SPEAKER_13

I never watched any of those.

SPEAKER_14

It's a good movie.

SPEAKER_13

I forgot about that. Um, if it's not something that I know, like I watched, I've seen them. I don't think I lost the lock watched the last one though. Yeah. But um yeah, I did. You're more, you're more type of. I would have got that one.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. Oh, you got the last one right, so you keep going?

SPEAKER_16

Um what did I do? 100 or was that 200?

SPEAKER_15

That was 200.

SPEAKER_16

300.

SPEAKER_15

Alright. And 2025 movie and live action edition to this franchise of a very popular sandbox game. Live action edition to this franchise of a very very popular sandbox game. Oh my god, y'all. Oh my god, y'all. I don't even I'm not even looking at the answer, but I know what this is. Sandbox game.

SPEAKER_12

I'm trying to think of a sandbox game.

SPEAKER_15

Y'all thinking about a sandbox, but it was buried. The game was buried in the sand.

SPEAKER_16

Jumanji? What is it?

SPEAKER_15

Yes, god damn it. Nope, I was wrong. Not Jumanji.

SPEAKER_13

Oh.

SPEAKER_15

Sorry.

SPEAKER_13

What is National Treasure?

SPEAKER_15

No.

SPEAKER_13

Hyped us up, you played us. Read it again. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_15

This 2025 is a live action edition to a franchise of a very popular sandbox game.

SPEAKER_16

I can give a hint, but it's I think because you stared me wrong.

SPEAKER_13

I know.

SPEAKER_15

Jack Black.

SPEAKER_12

Is it real black?

SPEAKER_13

Very close. Minecraft. What is Minecraft? Minecraft.

SPEAKER_16

I was about to say um the um I can't think of the name.

SPEAKER_15

Uh go ahead, pick the next one.

SPEAKER_13

Uh, what's the categories again?

SPEAKER_15

From the books, classics in uh 2020s and movie quotes.

SPEAKER_13

I'm gonna go with classics one hundred.

SPEAKER_15

Classics one hundred. This movie features a time traveler in the past desperate to save his parents' relationship and get back home. Buzz. Yes.

SPEAKER_14

What the fuck happened?

SPEAKER_15

It's a classic movie. Time traveler.

SPEAKER_16

I have so many different ones.

SPEAKER_15

Desperate to save his parents and get back home. Back home.

SPEAKER_16

Never in the story?

SPEAKER_15

Buzz. Yes.

SPEAKER_16

Back to the future. Yes, goddamn.

SPEAKER_15

Back to the future.

SPEAKER_16

Cause I couldn't remember him saving his parents' relationships.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, you remember he had to punch Biff so his so the picture could come back.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah. Oh my god, yes. I was thinking like, what the fuck? I don't went through like that movie with Ashton Kutcher, and I was like, nah, that ain't it.

SPEAKER_16

I'm like, I had so many different movies coming in my head. Classic movie.

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Classics.

SPEAKER_16

That's also the never ending story.

SPEAKER_15

That is a classic one.

SPEAKER_13

Ashton, say my name.

SPEAKER_15

Alright, you got an example.

SPEAKER_13

I'm gonna stay with the classics and go to 200.

SPEAKER_15

This actor played Mrs. Doubtfire.

SPEAKER_13

Buzz buzz. He buzzed first, I heard it. Who is Robert Williams? Hello! That is correct.

SPEAKER_15

You got it. Uh 400. You want to skip 300? Oh, 300? Yeah. The name of this ghost haunted haunting business character starts in this movie. Who you got? You doing this again?

SPEAKER_16

Who's Casper?

SPEAKER_15

No. No. The name of the Ghost Haunting Business.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, who's Ghostbusters? Yes. I knew it the whole time. You know why?

SPEAKER_16

Because the way He read it. He read it. Yeah. Yo, you buzzed before I get finished. I know, but the way you read it, it still sounded very true-range.

SPEAKER_15

So what you want to do? I'm going to go for 400. And which movie did characters sing about the Lollipop Guild?

SPEAKER_13

Buzz.

SPEAKER_15

Sean, I got What is the Wizard of Oz? That is correct.

SPEAKER_13

I would have died if you had to say what is the whiz. And I'm like, yes, I got it. What is the Wizard of Oz?

SPEAKER_15

Alright. It's up to you. We represent it. From the books or movie quotes. Or you got 400 for 2020 for 2020. 400 for 2020. The live action remake of a popular childhood classic will be followed in two years by its sequel. That's the yo. The live action remake of a popular childhood classic will be followed, will be followed in two years by its sequel. That's that doesn't give you much to go off of.

SPEAKER_13

It doesn't, because there's so many of them out there.

SPEAKER_15

No, but you're on the right path that it was a uh anime uh animation first before it became a live action. So think that.

SPEAKER_13

What is Malevisent?

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_15

No. Y'all think more recent.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, no. Maybe. What? Say it. What is um Lilo and Stitch? No.

SPEAKER_16

They did a live action, no.

SPEAKER_15

I know, but prior to that, a couple years prior to that, they came out with three movies as the animation. And then did a live action? And didn't did a live action that was pretty pretty right close to the anime animation. And it's not Lion King. Think Vikings.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, it's time to take your turn. Yes.

SPEAKER_15

Yes. I ain't gonna give it to you. Yeah. Yes.

SPEAKER_13

No, yeah, that live action was pretty good. Did you see it?

SPEAKER_15

It was really good. Yeah, it was. I mean, spot on it. I mean, the kid was pretty good. Alright, movie quotes or from the books? From the books. From the books. This character shows amazing uh prosperity and love reading, which her parents don't understand. She appears in a children's novel by Ronald Dahl. I want to say his name is Dahl. 1988.

SPEAKER_13

What category is this?

SPEAKER_15

From the books. Okay, I'm gonna say that one more time. Buzzwords. This character shows amazing love for reading, which her parents don't understand. She appears in a children's novel by uh Ronald or Ronald with no in doll 1988. The movie itself was really good, right? About a girl.

SPEAKER_16

Who is Belle?

SPEAKER_15

No.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, because she always was reading. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Think not Alice in Wonderland. No. Think huge chocolate cake.

SPEAKER_13

Who was Matilda?

SPEAKER_15

Matilda.

SPEAKER_13

Um.

SPEAKER_15

Go ahead. She did read. Yeah, she loved reading.

SPEAKER_13

No, why didn't it pay attention to that part?

SPEAKER_15

She loved reading. That's what got her teacher interested in her because she was doing math and she understand words and shit.

SPEAKER_13

I just thought it was because she was a baby genius. Um I'll stay in that category.

SPEAKER_15

All right.

SPEAKER_13

What numbers is left? Oh, you just got to. This is 200.

SPEAKER_15

Okay. This is the name of the creature that was changed, changed by the ring in the Lords of in the Lord of the Rings.

SPEAKER_13

Who is Gollum?

SPEAKER_15

You kind of said it at the same time. That is correct. I don't know who to give it to. And neither one of us buzz.

SPEAKER_12

I know. You're gonna be split it in half.

SPEAKER_15

Alright. I gave it to Nene. Y'all tied. Alright, for 300. In the original book, the main character is a skilled archer. She is strong-willed and is Buzz.

unknown

Damn.

SPEAKER_15

Yes.

SPEAKER_16

If you had the chance to change it, would you take it?

SPEAKER_15

No. What's her name? Marita Marita. But what's the movie?

SPEAKER_16

Oh. Um, Brave.

SPEAKER_15

Wrong.

SPEAKER_13

Katniss Everdeen in how uh Hunger Games. Yes. Oh. Yes.

SPEAKER_16

I'm still thinking of the Oh, the Disney.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Alright, for 400. In this Disney telling Disney telling of a famous fairy tale, the love interest is a thief, though. In the What is Aladdin? No. What? In this Disney telling of a famous fairy tale, the love interest is a thief, though. In the original story, he's depicted as a prince.

SPEAKER_13

That ain't Aladdin?

SPEAKER_15

That's not Aladdin. They got somebody else down here. The prince and the popper? There was a prince and a popper?

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

No. I think they have an animation and a live action for this. I know it Aladdin has that, but I said this name earlier as an answer. They have.

unknown

I don't even remember.

SPEAKER_15

Well, I'm gonna give it an answer.

SPEAKER_13

Rapunzel and Tangled. Oh, I only watched Tangle once.

SPEAKER_15

Alright, movie quotes for 100. Here we go.

SPEAKER_13

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

I'm the king of the world. Buzz. Yes. What is Titanic? What is tied? This is the movie. Of course he's gonna know that. What is Titanic?

SPEAKER_12

If you ain't Buzz before me.

SPEAKER_15

Movie quotes for 200. May the force be with us.

SPEAKER_16

Buzz. What is Star Wars?

SPEAKER_15

That is correct. Sean's killing it. Y'all are now tied. Movie quotes 300. You talking to me?

unknown

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_15

You talking to me?

SPEAKER_13

Buzz. Yes. What is Scarface?

SPEAKER_15

No.

SPEAKER_16

You talking to me? Oh my god. What is the name of that?

SPEAKER_15

It's before it is before Scarface.

SPEAKER_16

Buzz, what is the Godfather?

SPEAKER_15

No. Reservoir Dogs, ain't it? I think it's before Godfathers. Taxi driver. Oh. I to break the tie for 400 movie quotes. The winner takes all. Todo. Buzz. I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. And the answer is who was Dorothy?

SPEAKER_16

No. The movie. Oh, the wizard of my. No, you said.

SPEAKER_15

Y'all ended a tie. All right, thank you. Drop the bag.

SPEAKER_16

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Alright, that was funny. If it was quotes, we should have been saying who said the quote. Yeah. It says movie quote.

SPEAKER_13

That is true.

SPEAKER_15

Alright. Anything we gotta say to our people's out there are plus ones. Watch where you fall. Watch where you fall. Yes. Protect your boochie at all times. Stay away from your mother-in-law's.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_15

And uh keep the back flaps tight.

SPEAKER_13

And get that 30 minutes in on your break.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. Hey, and if it's not in the next month or two, or the next month or two, please be on the lookout for my son's record. Uh take take uh took your spot. Um coming soon. Thank you, and later. Later.

SPEAKER_11

You had it right there. Right in your hand. Did you move too slow? It's your chance. You wanna rear You give a fine, on, on, on I thought I got that on, on, on, on I came off, like I know I should One from me.

SPEAKER_10

Understood.

SPEAKER_11

You ain't no crap that you kept in the bar. I let the fruit that you put up in the spot. You wanna fall in half a young spot? You wanna eat? I brought it. You had your chance. I took your spot.

SPEAKER_00

Now she bought my side.

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